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Hey Bianca.

Hey, my favorite stepson. How are you doing?

Not so bad, not so bad. Yeah, so you want some help with your French? Yeah,

that's one of the reasons why I'm here today.

I got some girls in my class, and like all of them are French, and my French is

not so good.

Can you help me out with that maybe? Of course I can help you out. Of course.

So, you can always, you know, an easy one, you can always...

Say to a lady, wow, you feel beautiful.

So, translate that for me. In French?

Yeah. Of course, of course, of course. Sorry, sorry, I'm getting distracted.

So, you're distracted, okay. What's the phrase again?

It's, wow, you feel beautiful.

Wow, it's very romantic.

That's good.

That's very good. Not so bad? Yeah, yeah, that's so good. Okay, good, yeah.

Very, very good.

How about...

Your eyes.

Wow. Your eyes are insane.

Wow.

You're improvising. I like that. This is good.

Good. When you flirt, you get it. Yeah, yeah.

I miss my words. I miss my words. You know, that might happen, you know, and

trying to deal with it.

You're good. I'm proud of you.

Anything else you want to say to a lady, you know, to be a little bit more

flirty, I guess?

What if I want to talk about how nice they look, how nice their body look,

if I'm super attracted to them?

How about translate for me, then?

Wow, sweet, tell my sexy.

Yeah, that's good, that's good. It's kind of natural. Yeah, it's natural.

Sexy can be said in French or in English.

They'll definitely understand, you know.

That mom, that's a little bit close.

I know, I'm sorry.

That's okay, that's okay, that's okay.

You know, it felt like you were talking to me as well.

You know what?

I was.

I was. You were talking to me?

Wow. Okay, I'm going to be blushing here. I didn't expect that. Are you sure

didn't? Yeah, I was open as well.

I've had enough of this.

One, two, three.

Fuck.

It's like shit man.

Thank you.

Just want the love of God.

Follow...

Oh, my God.

How do you like that?

That was sick!

This is so good.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Holy fuck.

Oh shit.

Oh my God.

How was that?

Fucking good huh?

Fucking good huh?

It's good.

It's good.

Oh my God.

Fuck that shit.

Go.

Lesson out.

I need to interview someone for my sex class.

Okay. Would you mind if I interviewed you?

Why not?

Great, you're awesome.

Would you mind if we did it in the living room? It would be like if we were

my future office.

Okay, go.

Thanks.

Alright, so stepmom.

Yes.

We've known each other for a while, but...

Now I'm gonna have to ask you some more intimate questions about your

sexual life.

Okay, let's go. Yeah. Alright.

Did you ever practice anal sex?

No, no, no.

No?

Did you ever squirt during sex?

What is that?

It's when you have...

liquid shooting out during practice?

No. No.

Alright. Ever had an homosexual relationship?

No.

No. No.

Deep groaning.

Deep groaning?

No. Your dad is a...

Spanking. Spanking?

Yeah, during sex.

Why?

Lots of people find it pleasurable during the activity, play

with pain.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

So it's still no?

No. All right.

Yeah,

like some people also like choking.

Choking? Yeah, like to actually put your hand around like the other one's neck.

Like that.

Cool.

Thank you.

Ah.

oh

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you so much, Dave.

Seriously, I wouldn't know what to do if you weren't here that fast.

Oh, it's nothing.

I'm used to it.

I'm a good computer tech, so it's easy for me.

Let me check. Let me see.

I see why.

There you go.

It worked.

Oh. So now you can open your email like this. And what the hell is that?

Sorry, Dave, you shouldn't have seen that.

I know you're my stepson, but, I mean, kind of, I'm into

you. I feel like you're so sexy.

But that's so wrong. You're my stepmom.

I know, but we could just hide it, keep it for ourselves.

Yeah, yeah, we could.

I find you sexy, too, by the way.

Yeah.

Oh my god, I wanted that so bad.

Oh my

god.

oh wow

Mmm.

Uh -huh.

I don't like those big fat ass

Fucking big dick.

Oh, yes, keep fucking yeah

Right.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's good.

Give me your fucking gum.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Dave.

Oh, man.

Uh -huh.