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Phosphorus There's so many of these
elements, holy Now
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we're gonna figure this out Am I even
gonna use this in real
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life?
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Nitrogen
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Not much, just trying to study for my
science final.
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Ah, chemistry.
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It's been a while.
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Mm -hmm.
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I bet it has been.
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It's been a long while.
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Well, how is it going?
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I mean, can you believe they expect me
to remember over a hundred elements by
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memory in less than two days? I'm never
going to be able to remember this.
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Less than two days.
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I think you might be a little off on
that.
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I'm pretty sure you had more than two
days to remember these.
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Yeah, Mom, but I had to study for other
classes and, you know, whatever.
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And how long has this periodic table
been posted up on your science class
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Over a week.
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Of course.
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Mom, are you here to help me or are you
here to bother me or are you here to
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tell me something? What are you here
for?
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I'm just trying to help you out. I
didn't realize this was just a big
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How about if I help you try to remember
these?
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Have you looked at this for a while?
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Yes, I have.
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You've looked for it for a while. I have
and I kind of know some of them like
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the easy ones.
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Okay, like H?
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Um, H is... You know this. You have to
know this.
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Um, how about you go to the next one?
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Okay.
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Uh, how about H -E?
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You've seen this every time we go to the
store.
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Not getting it wrong. Okay. I have the
notes I have done before.
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I'm just not.
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Yeah. So, you know N .A. since you wrote
down N .A.? What is N .A.?
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And it's not applicable.
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It's not what it is.
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Isn't it nitric acid?
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That's what it is.
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Nitric acid. Oh, my God, sweetheart.
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Have you, like, not studied this at all?
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Mom, I... Yeah, I haven't had any time
to study this at all, but... What is
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that? I mean, yeah, I do need to get
these memorized, so... If you could
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just let me study by myself. I don't
think you're being of much help.
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I think I could be of some help.
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You have a male teacher, right?
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For chemistry?
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Yeah, Mr. B.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Well, um... Maybe if I teach you in a
little different way than maybe your
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teacher does at school, you'll learn
these things.
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I mean, Mr. Rodriguez is a very good
science teacher. Okay.
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I mean... I understand he might be...
He's just not grasping your
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attention like your mother could.
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Okay? All right. So just let me... Maybe
you can make me some study cards and
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help me...
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Well,
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I had some other things in mind.
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If you want study cards, I can give you
study cards.
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But maybe we can come up with something
a little different for all this.
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So the first element is H on the
periodic table. Right. It's practically
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everything.
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All right. Uh -huh.
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So what are you... I already told you I
don't...
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It's hydrogen, sweetheart.
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Okay.
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All right, hydrogen. Let me write that
down.
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Okay.
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And how is this working exactly?
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What do you mean?
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How am I... Well, you didn't get it
right.
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All right.
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All right. Another easy one. I swear to
God, if you don't get this, I will just
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walk away.
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Oh.
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Oxygen.
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Congratulations. I got one! You got one!
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And do you know what element number it
is?
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Um, I believe it should be... No
cheating.
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Oh, isn't it eight?
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Yes. It is eight?
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It is eight. Oh my goodness.
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Wow. Well, you did that one right, and
you got two answers right, so why don't
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reward you with a little something?
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Oh. Whoa.
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So, oxygen is something I breathe in
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and out.
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What do I breathe out?
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It starts with C.
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I breathe in oxygen and some other
stuff.
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Uh -huh, and carbon... Is it carbon
monoxide?
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Dioxide.
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Dioxide.
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Dioxide. And do you know what the
percentage of oxygen is in the air?
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In our atmosphere.
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Wow.
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I'm pretty sure this is going to be on
the tab. Yeah, it is.
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I'm just a little distracted.
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If you remember the...
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percentage of oxygen in the air? I'll
take my bra.
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You don't know. Okay. So let's try
another one that you should
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obviously know.
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So the H -E.
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We see it every time we go to the store.
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At the grocery store.
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H -E.
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Oh, with the balloons on helium.
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Correct. Wow, awesome.
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Lovely. I got that one right, too.
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So helium is what?
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Helium is a gas.
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It's a gas.
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And what is its density?
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I believe it is... Well, it's at least
lighter than air.
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Yeah, it is.
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Mom,
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I'm sorry.
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How exactly is this going to help me?
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Study for my test.
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Well, you're just getting naked. It's
helium, right? You remember it.
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Right. So you're going to think of me
taking off my skirt every single time.
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Oh. Right? When you see H -E, take off
my skirt. When you
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think of O and oxygen, you'll think of
my gorgeous tits.
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Oh.
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Wow. Isn't that right?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Association, right. I learned that in
psychology.
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So helium, oxygen, and what else?
Carbon. You said carbon dioxide
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earlier. All those are considered what
type of gases?
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What were you saying? If I get this
question right, what happens?
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Well, I can take my top off.
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Huh. So, you've got what kind of gas it
is, or the percentage of oxygen
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in the air.
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Hmm? What kind?
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Hmm.
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Um... What'd you say I get if... My top
can come off.
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Huh. What's the question again?
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How much percentage of oxygen is in the
air? And what type of gas is
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helium, oxygen, and carbon? The three
that we've already talked about.
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Either one of those questions would be
fine.
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Something very, very.
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Well, I know oxygen like you said those
are the inert gases
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Yeah, am I not right? No.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I think I am.
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No.
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Think of it.
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Very prestigious.
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Are you cheating?
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No, I'm not. I wasn't cheating at all.
No, I was just trying to... Were you
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staring at my ass instead of the
periodic table?
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If somebody is trying to be distracting,
you can see that it's a noble gap.
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Oh, right.
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Oh, man.
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So, question number two about the
percentage.
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of oxygen in the air that we breathe in.
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How much oxygen?
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21%. Remember this, okay? All right.
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And the oxygen that we breathe out.
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Right. Is 16%. Remember this? I am going
to ask you this later.
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Okay.
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So, S -I.
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I'm pretty sure you know what S -I is.
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It's in mommy's titties.
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Oh,
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I remember this. You just got your boob
done, right? It's
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silicone. There you go.
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Wow. Congratulations.
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Does that mean I... You get to see them.
Because you're going to remember every
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time you see S .I.
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You are going to see mommy's big
gorgeous breasts, aren't you?
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Wow, I'll never forget that element.
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Why don't you go ahead and grab them?
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Are you sure?
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Touch the silicone.
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What if dad... Dad's not home.
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Plus, I'm helping you study.
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Oh my god, it's actually really working.
I know a lot of these now.
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Wow, Mom, you're a really good teacher.
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Well, study partner.
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So do you think I could be a decent
tutor?
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Yeah, you've already taught me more than
I've learned in these past two hours.
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So I told you a couple of things that
you needed to remember. Right. You
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write it down.
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What was the percentage of oxygen in the
air that we
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breathe in?
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Okay, that's an easy one. So we breathe
in 21 % and we
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breathe out 15%. Correct.
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I got that done.
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I won't forget these two. No.
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And what is in mommy's boobies?
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Um, SI, silicone.
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh. And what is pretty much in
every single product out there? Every
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element, compound.
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Hmm? Um, oh, I dropped my time.
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Oh, wow, mom. I'm getting to this. It's
in my body.
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It's in your body.
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It's in my bra.
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Carbon.
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Correct. Oh, wow.
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And the air that we breathe out is how
much? Is what
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chemical compound?
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It's carbon dioxide, not mona.
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So we breathe out carbon dioxide.
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Correct.
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Well, Mom, I'm really happy you came and
helped me with this. I think I might
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have a chance of getting at least a B.
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Yeah. Would you be okay with a B?
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Maybe I should.
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Make sure everything sinks in.
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You want me to get the A?
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I want you to get an A. I want you to
pass this test with flooding colors.
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And one more element.
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V for Vagina will be Vandalum.
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Okay? Do you think you got them?
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Yeah. I'm trying to remember.
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So I'm pretty sure you are going to get
an A. And then you'll be able to touch
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the silicone.
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And have some fun with the fan home.
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And maybe touch my nice ass.
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The carbon and oxygen and nitrogen all
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in that cute little sexy body of mine.
That's only if you get an A. Do you
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understand? I can't. I can't.
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No. You should be touching this.
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Learning, thinking about all the study.
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How did I just stop you? Okay, baby?
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You're gonna get an A, right?
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The test is in two days, so I'm gonna
study my hardest, mom.
232
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Yeah, let me start getting my study
cards out.
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Yes.
234
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And then you can get to have all of me.
235
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Are you excited?
236
00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:03,920
No, it's just way too many elements for
me to even begin to comprehend.
237
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,440
I don't really know if I'm going to be
able to get that A.
238
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I'm aiming for a B.
239
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,580
Why would you aim so low?
240
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I thought I raised you better. Aim high,
get good grades, get exactly what you
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want, right?
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Mom, that all sounds beautiful, but
there's no way I'm going to be able to
243
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recognize all these elements and know
what they are by memory.
244
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I'm trying to study. I have the test in
a couple minutes.
245
00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:42,199
I know.
246
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,840
And you seem very, very stressed.
247
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,820
Why don't you take this backpack off for
a second?
248
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:55,360
The bus should be coming in 30 minutes,
Mom. I need to hurry. I think we'll have
249
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,780
plenty of time. Just relax, okay?
250
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,960
You remember what the first one is,
right?
251
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Right. That's hydrogen.
252
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,099
Yeah. Very good.
253
00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:07,339
See, you know this.
254
00:17:08,579 --> 00:17:11,319
And, um, what was on mommy's chest?
255
00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:19,079
Um, it was, it was silicone.
256
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,280
Uh -huh, and what is the abbreviation?
257
00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:25,160
Um, S -I -I?
258
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:29,240
Mm -hmm. Yeah. Very good. But, but mom,
you're not going to be there on the test
259
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tonight, and I won't be able to remember
any, what are you?
260
00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:33,750
I'm pretty sure you'll be able to
remember.
261
00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:37,190
I think I buckled my belt right this
morning. What are you doing?
262
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:41,290
I'm just helping you relieve some
stress, okay?
263
00:17:41,490 --> 00:17:47,130
Mom, I can't get undressed. What if the
bus lady comes and I'm not ready? The
264
00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:48,590
bus lady's not going to come in the
house.
265
00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:55,350
Besides, since today's your big day and
if you do miss the bus, I am more than
266
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happy to help you out and take you to
school.
267
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:04,980
Alright, Mom. I see that you're just
really stressed. Come on, stand up. Let
268
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help you out.
269
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Release some pressure and stress.
270
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:15,900
I don't know if this is the right way.
271
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:20,020
Trust me, it's the right way.
272
00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:26,020
I'll get your mind off of the stress of
test taking.
273
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:36,880
Empty out these balls, and you are going
to produce some
274
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,780
carbon and deposit it in Mommy's mouth,
okay?
275
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,520
Yeah, that'll help me remember.
276
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Along with some extra chemical elements.
277
00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:54,020
Oh, my God.
278
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,600
Oh, my God.
279
00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:59,200
Maybe I could... Maybe I could...
280
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,199
Mm -hmm.
281
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:04,080
Why don't you go ahead and read off each
one of them?
282
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:10,600
Sucking and blowing. Oh, by the way,
sucking and blowing. How much oxygen am
283
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,600
sucking in?
284
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,840
22 %?
285
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:20,960
21%. Mm -hmm. And you're blowing out.
286
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:24,500
It feels like you're blowing out so
much.
287
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,440
16%. Mm -hmm.
288
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:31,410
There's calcium.
289
00:19:31,910 --> 00:19:33,050
Uh -huh.
290
00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,570
It's in mommy's pearly whites.
291
00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:42,250
Oh, right. And there's also fluoride.
292
00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:44,310
Yeah.
293
00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:49,950
Fluoride's in that toothpaste that you
brush your teeth in in the morning.
294
00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:12,550
Do you remember what V was?
295
00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:14,410
Um, yeah.
296
00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:20,510
The radium. You told me it was something
about your vagina.
297
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:26,730
Yeah. And if you get an A on this test,
you're going to be able to get every
298
00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:28,830
last bit of it.
299
00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:32,670
Just sit.
300
00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:33,730
Relax.
301
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:47,280
And keep reading them as I suck on that
302
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,280
hard cup.
303
00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:55,700
To get that carbon out of your system.
304
00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:04,800
You know what? You can take that.
305
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,760
It's good for your gum.
306
00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:10,450
What are you doing?
307
00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:16,310
Makes it nice and bright and white.
308
00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:22,530
Just like the calcium that is in mommy's
teeth.
309
00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:27,830
Oh, you're such a great tutor, mom.
310
00:21:28,670 --> 00:21:35,670
And remember, what's that? The silicone,
the SI in mommy's teeth.
311
00:21:36,230 --> 00:21:38,910
Oh, I won't forget that one.
312
00:21:48,919 --> 00:21:55,420
Carbon and how helium is lighter than
gas.
313
00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:20,440
I might release a bunch of elements all
over your face
314
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:27,020
I'm more than happy to swallow
315
00:22:27,020 --> 00:22:28,020
them
316
00:22:57,930 --> 00:23:02,710
I think that'll really de -stress me if
you make me cum all over.
317
00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:03,950
Oh, yeah.
318
00:23:05,850 --> 00:23:09,110
Straight around these silicone tits are
when your heart's hot.
319
00:23:13,070 --> 00:23:18,750
They're blood filled with oxygen,
hydrogen, nitrogen, yeah.
320
00:23:19,150 --> 00:23:23,870
Oh, I'm remembering all that.
321
00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:07,520
You're going to finish all that cum and
spill all those elements deep down the
322
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:08,520
back of my throat.
323
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,640
Oh, yeah.
324
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,240
Oh.
325
00:24:13,340 --> 00:24:14,340
Oh.
326
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,520
Oh. Oh.
327
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:17,960
Oh. Oh.
328
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,800
You need to put this down.
329
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,500
Turn around.
330
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:28,540
Turn your back towards it. There you go.
331
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,160
And just.
332
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:35,760
Work on getting that You've got
333
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,120
every
334
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:56,500
element
335
00:25:17,590 --> 00:25:20,310
All kinds of fun.
336
00:25:20,630 --> 00:25:25,350
All these elements used every single
day.
337
00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:55,220
Now you're going to upload all that
wonderful chemical
338
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,300
elements inside my mouth.
339
00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:18,080
Mommy, you keep doing that. I think I'm
going to bust.
340
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,840
No? Yeah, yeah. I can continue right in
there.
341
00:26:58,030 --> 00:26:59,490
Yeah, I need to catch the bus.
342
00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:04,230
Put your pants on. Yeah, I think the bus
lady's about to... Just put your pants
343
00:27:04,230 --> 00:27:06,230
on. Tuck in your shirt.
344
00:27:07,110 --> 00:27:09,530
Look at my belt.
345
00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:12,590
Your backpack.
346
00:27:13,330 --> 00:27:16,210
Oh man, all the kids on the bus are
going to know I have a boner.
347
00:27:16,530 --> 00:27:17,530
It'll go down.
348
00:27:17,690 --> 00:27:18,690
Trust me.
349
00:27:23,010 --> 00:27:24,550
You're going to make me wait for my
test.
350
00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:27,160
I'm not going to make you wait. You'll
be fine.
351
00:27:28,060 --> 00:27:32,380
Think of it. You'll be stressing about
trying to get some, but you won't even
352
00:27:32,380 --> 00:27:35,640
think about that stupid test. All right,
bye, Mom. Bye, sweetie.
353
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:36,960
Love you.
354
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:42,480
My boy's growing up so much.
355
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:47,340
I think he's going to get a great grade
on that test.
356
00:27:59,050 --> 00:28:00,370
Today was the big day?
357
00:28:01,650 --> 00:28:02,650
Right.
358
00:28:03,190 --> 00:28:06,650
Well, are you going to tell me how you
did?
359
00:28:07,450 --> 00:28:08,510
You didn't do well?
360
00:28:08,810 --> 00:28:10,290
I don't really want to talk about it,
Mom.
361
00:28:11,470 --> 00:28:13,290
You're telling me you didn't do well?
362
00:28:14,530 --> 00:28:17,370
Are you trying... Wait a second.
363
00:28:18,590 --> 00:28:21,210
Are you... I got an A +, Mom.
364
00:28:21,490 --> 00:28:23,110
Oh, my God.
365
00:28:23,390 --> 00:28:25,170
Yeah, just like you wanted.
366
00:28:25,899 --> 00:28:26,899
Well, congratulations!
367
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:32,340
Yeah, look, they even asked me that
question about the, um, what do the
368
00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:36,300
nitrogen, helium, and carbon have in
common. They are noble gases. I got that
369
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:39,420
right just because of you. I would have
never gotten it right.
370
00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:40,900
Thanks, Mom.
371
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,080
I told you.
372
00:28:42,580 --> 00:28:43,580
Wow, thank you.
373
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,000
Oh, I love you so much.
374
00:28:47,209 --> 00:28:50,330
Can you put this on the fridge? I mean,
I'm really, I'm really proud of it.
375
00:28:50,550 --> 00:28:54,610
You're a little old for that, but if you
want me to, I can put it on the fridge.
376
00:28:54,810 --> 00:28:55,809
All right. All right.
377
00:28:55,810 --> 00:29:01,070
I thought maybe your other reward was
going to be enough for you.
378
00:29:01,810 --> 00:29:03,670
Um, I remember what I said.
379
00:29:04,290 --> 00:29:05,790
I forgot the other reward.
380
00:29:06,530 --> 00:29:11,090
Um, how'd you get to, uh,
381
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,160
Mom, have all of me?
382
00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:21,860
Are you sure about that, Mom? Like, I
don't want Dad to... Dad's not going to
383
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:27,120
find out. Plus, I need to reward you for
doing such a great job on your
384
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,120
chemistry test.
385
00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:34,140
Oh, I can't believe this. I mean, yeah,
I did do really good. I did the best in
386
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:34,779
the class.
387
00:29:34,780 --> 00:29:36,120
Amazing. Congratulations.
388
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:41,760
I knew you were a very smart, bright
boy.
389
00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:47,140
You said I could touch them now, right?
390
00:29:47,780 --> 00:29:48,860
Oh my god.
391
00:29:49,660 --> 00:29:50,660
That's it.
392
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,200
Oh,
393
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,760
they feel so alive.
394
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,180
Yeah? Do you want to kiss them?
395
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,180
Go ahead.
396
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,340
Oh, my God.
397
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,300
You like this to the point today? I do,
I do.
398
00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:20,260
Oh,
399
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,400
it tastes so good.
400
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,980
You're giving me a little turmoil.
401
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,320
We're going to have so much fun.
402
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:41,760
Release a lot of stress. I was actually
very stressed about your test today
403
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:42,760
myself.
404
00:30:43,310 --> 00:30:50,170
After I sent you away, all relieved, to
the bus, Mommy worried about you all day
405
00:30:50,170 --> 00:30:57,110
at school, or at work, while you were at
school, that I definitely
406
00:30:57,110 --> 00:31:00,030
need a bit of a stress relief myself.
407
00:31:00,810 --> 00:31:04,170
Oh, yeah.
408
00:31:50,019 --> 00:31:51,920
You're such a great tutor, mom.
409
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:59,820
Glad my teaching skills and study
techniques worked for you, sweetie.
410
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,820
You like the way mommy's pussy feels?
411
00:32:58,960 --> 00:32:59,960
Oh, it's a little.
412
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,320
Oh, yeah.
413
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,140
It feels so good.
414
00:33:10,260 --> 00:33:14,260
Oh, yeah.
415
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:19,400
It feels so good right now.
416
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,780
Just like that.
417
00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:31,520
Thank you.
418
00:34:03,430 --> 00:34:05,790
I'm doing what I said I was going to.
419
00:34:06,370 --> 00:34:07,870
Give you all of me.
420
00:34:09,330 --> 00:34:11,190
I thought you were just going to give me
a blowjob.
421
00:34:11,469 --> 00:34:14,750
Oh no, I gave you a blowjob before you
went to school.
422
00:34:15,850 --> 00:34:17,969
Mommy needs some stress relief now.
423
00:34:28,290 --> 00:34:31,090
Why? Why?
424
00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:25,140
There you go.
425
00:35:46,390 --> 00:35:49,310
I want to hold that nice tight pussy.
426
00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:53,750
Yeah, pussy, pussy.
427
00:35:57,130 --> 00:35:58,550
Oh, yeah.
428
00:36:00,110 --> 00:36:01,450
Just like that.
429
00:36:15,180 --> 00:36:17,480
Let me do it, and then she'll let you do
it. Yeah?
430
00:36:17,980 --> 00:36:18,980
Yeah?
431
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,280
I'm so proud of you.
432
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,080
Wanna fuck mommy now?
433
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:40,880
If you need to take them off, go ahead,
434
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:41,960
baby.
435
00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:18,120
Are you sure if you go all the way deep
like that? Yes, you can.
436
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,240
You're the best for me.
437
00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:23,020
You're the best.
438
00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:48,740
Just like that.
439
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:50,520
Just
440
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:59,360
like
441
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:00,360
that.
442
00:40:33,069 --> 00:40:36,250
Thanks for helping me
443
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,140
and tighten my teeth.
444
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,180
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
445
00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:30,760
Yeah. Yeah.
446
00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:32,420
Yeah.
447
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,280
Yeah. Yeah.
448
00:45:16,290 --> 00:45:19,510
Oh, my God.
449
00:45:49,710 --> 00:45:52,790
You're such a good mom, too.
450
00:45:57,710 --> 00:46:04,550
You want me to give you my crumb,
451
00:46:04,550 --> 00:46:09,170
baby? I want to taste it.
452
00:46:09,630 --> 00:46:12,370
I want to taste it like you gave to me
this morning.
453
00:46:12,850 --> 00:46:15,190
I want you to feed it to me.
454
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,560
All that wonderful success.
455
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:19,920
Yeah. Yeah.
456
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,660
Are you ready to give me that loan?
457
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,680
Are you going to feed me all that good
success?
458
00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:12,800
You're a big, bright, smart boy.
459
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:14,420
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
460
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,800
You'll get it to me right there.
461
00:47:43,980 --> 00:47:45,200
I want you to empty those bowls.
462
00:49:08,330 --> 00:49:09,470
like I did earlier today.
463
00:49:09,710 --> 00:49:11,530
That was a lot of cum.
464
00:49:11,770 --> 00:49:12,770
Yeah.
465
00:49:14,790 --> 00:49:17,010
That's an A -plus in the cum load, too.
466
00:49:17,750 --> 00:49:23,390
Well, I'm taking human anatomy. Maybe
you can help me study with that, too? I
467
00:49:23,390 --> 00:49:24,390
would love to.
468
00:49:24,950 --> 00:49:25,950
All right, Mom.
469
00:49:26,390 --> 00:49:30,090
You pretty much explored almost every
part of my body earlier.
470
00:49:30,430 --> 00:49:32,250
Yeah, you have a little bit of cum right
here.
471
00:49:32,770 --> 00:49:34,810
Oh, thank you, baby. Of course.
472
00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:40,250
Maybe I should go clean myself up. Yeah,
Mom, maybe you should go shower. I'm
473
00:49:40,250 --> 00:49:42,470
going to take a nap.
474
00:49:43,150 --> 00:49:44,150
I'm really tired.
475
00:49:44,310 --> 00:49:47,710
Well, if you want to start on that
anatomy lesson, we can do it in the
476
00:49:47,710 --> 00:49:48,710
you'd like.
477
00:49:48,950 --> 00:49:50,750
All right. It's up to you.
478
00:49:51,570 --> 00:49:53,530
Start warming up to the shower, Mom.
Okay.
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