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What? Yeah, it's study time.

No, not right now.

Yes, right now.

You know what you got on your last test?

It's Saturday though.

You failed three out of the four tests that you took last month. And mom is

really not happy about that.

So, it's study time. Yeah, but I failed it like not as bad.

Does that make a difference?

Oh my god.

You're ridiculous.

I'm your sub -sister, and I'm kind of in charge of making sure you don't fail

out of all of your classes.

So, you're going to listen to me, and we're going to study.

Okay, listen, like, not everybody is as genetically gifted as you, and can be a

genius, okay? Whatever.

I think we were on plant physiology.

So, can you tell me what a chlorophyll does?

No, I don't. Can we not? Can you just give me, like, just give me, like, 15

minutes or something? No, don't. Have 15 minutes. You need to know this now.

Oh, my God.

Okay, hold on. Okay, so what does the chloroplast do?

The what?

Were you paying an ounce of attention in any of your classes?

Yeah, the sun, the photosynthesis.

No, that's what a chlorophyll does.

What? You're so stupid. Oh, my God.

Hey,

are you even listening?

Yes, I'm listening.

Okay, so what does the xylem do in a plant?

What part of the plant? Hey!

Mitochondria.

Mitochondria, seriously?

That's the... Don't say it.

Powerhouse of soul. Oh my god, we're talking about plants.

It's the same thing. Can you pay attention?

Yes, I'm paying attention.

So... Hey.

What?

What are you doing? Nothing.

So the xylem brings nutrients up from the roots to the... Yes.

I'm listening.

What?

Can you tell me what the other part of the xylem would be?

If the xylem brings things up, what brings things down?

Escalator. No, xylophone.

Oh.

Are you hearing yourself right now?

I'm going to study this stuff. Like, it's fine. I can just put this stuff in

chat GPT.

Like, and they don't catch me. It's fine.

Oh, my God.

You're unbelievable.

You know that? How do I need to know any of this stuff? The robots are going to

do all the jobs anyway.

It's not a big deal.

If you fail any more of your classes, you're going to drop out and be stuck at

home, and I'm going to see your sorry butt a lot more than I have to.

Okay, I'm listening.

So the plant stuff is done. Do you even know anything about the periodic table?

Yeah. Can you tell me one property of calcium?

Milk. Milk?

Yeah, that's a property.

Why are you messing around?

What is so important that you have to do right this second?

I was jerking off when you barged into my room like a crazy person.

I can't think. I can't think when I was in the middle of jerking off. Are you an

animal?

Yes, technically.

Just do it. Just get it over with, so you can finally pay attention to me.

What?

Just do it. What, like, you think I want to see your weird little baby dick? I

don't give a shit. Just take it out and do it.

Sure, go ahead.

Just touch it for like two seconds and you'll come, and then we can finally

study.

Come on. Why can't you just, like...

Go to your room for a little bit and then come back in like 15 minutes or

something. We both know that if I leave the room right now, you're going to lock

the door and I'm going to be pounding on it for an hour trying to get you to let

me in so we can get back to studying.

Just do it. Come on.

Are you serious, though?

Yes. Why are you making such a big deal out of this?

You're not going to tell mom or something?

Oh, my God. No, I'm not going to tell mom.

Oh.

Why is it so fucking thick?

I didn't know my brother had a big fucking stick like that.

It is?

Don't take it as a compliment, okay? It's just a fact.

Okay.

What is taking so long?

And I guess just immediately calm, especially like in here like judging my

wiener and being mean to myself.

Alright, just keep going, hurry up.

Can I watch like a video on my phone?

No, oh my god, just get it over with. What?

What is, what is your problem? Just, just do it.

Okay, you know what, just, why don't you just look at me?

I'm not going to tell anyone, okay? I don't care.

It's not like you get to see other girls anyways.

Here.

Okay.

Can I see?

Oh, you need more?

is that better yeah what you've never seen the birthday before yes of

course you haven't it's not

like you go around having sex with any girls sometimes you don't know all about

sex with you come on you're such a loser probably like plenty of sure

whatever you say

Is this working or not?

Yeah, it's working.

Can I see your feet?

They're like a weird trap.

Whatever. I don't care. Do it.

Very nice.

Oh.

Oh. God.

You're doing it right.

What do you mean?

How are you ever going to get anywhere doing it like that?

I'm just doing it like I normally do.

No wonder.

Don't know if the girls are not proud of the sex with you.

Let me show you how it's done.

You're supposed to stroke it like this.

Like, probably shouldn't be, like, touching it, though.

Why not?

I'm not going to tell anyone.

Are you?

No. We can just pretend it never happened.

Plus, who else is going to show you how to have sex with girls?

I don't know. I figure I'm just going to figure it out. They would probably

laugh you out the door.

Just let me do whatever and just try to learn something from the process, okay?

Okay. I'm doing you a big favor right now. Okay. So.

I know it's your bottle. Shut up.

Yeah, doesn't that feel better than whatever it is you're trying to do?

Yeah?

I think you're, like, super smart. I know you're, like, you know about sex

too. Uh, yeah, like you said, I'm super smart. I know everything.

Yeah, of course.

This is just the beginning.

I can't have you embarrassing me out there.

Making girls laugh with your sex skills.

Yeah, that's true.

I'll teach you exactly how to use it.

Show me what you think you know.

I know how to do it.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

No, no, stop.

What? Stop. You thrust in.

Like this.

Oh.

Yes.

It isn't like...

Thank you for teaching me all these new things.

something different helps a lot.

You love me, don't you?

It's super tight.

Now are you finally going to pay attention to me? Yes.

Yeah? Do everything I say?

Yeah.

I guess so.

Do I have to keep studying?

Uh, yes.