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You're turning 28.

That's nothing.

Says the 22 -year -old.

And don't tell me it's nothing. It's late 20s. That's something.

I've never heard of anyone getting upset about their 28th birthday.

28 seems like nothing compared to 30. Now 30, that's going to be a real bit.

I'm turning 30 this year.

So who's ready for a smoothie, hmm?

It's cool. I can totally wait a minute.

More steam?

No.

Oh, man.

Look at the icing on this cupcake.

It will take me all day long to lick it off.

Oh, I doubt it.

Oh, my God.

The sugar goes right to your solar hemisphere like a conquistador.

Are my legs shaking? I swear to God, my legs are shaking.

If this were a donut, I'd make love to it.

You don't need a hole to... Kyle, you ruined it.

Sorry. It's okay.

So, Bella's birthday.

What kind of party are we talking about?

It should be a surprise party.

Okay. It will cheer her up and... I love surprises.

So do I.

We are not talking about the tranny you picked up last night.

As long as it wasn't you.

Guys, the party.

The party.

Nothing to our religious, and we should definitely keep it small.

Bernardo's coming.

Sure will be.

This is the first good joke you've made in years, dude.

Thank you, sir.

You find a new trainer yet? You need one, you know?

I'm leaving the gym.

I hear really good things about the one on 5th.

And all the trainers are pros.

That's not a real gym. Real gyms don't have valet.

Look, I have privileges at a private gym. A real gym.

And whenever you're ready to get serious, you let me know. I am serious!

Look, can we not do this back and forth thing, alright?

You know I'm a good trainer, and you know I can help you.

You're not the greatest trainer.

in the city none of those other trainers have even left the country i've lived

all over the world i've lived the life i've dealt with the distractions all

right the cheap hotels i've dealt with the jet lag all right all the different

fighting styles i'm the best there is in new york you're right

i can't do this anymore pretending to be mad at you when

i miss you too it i love you d

I love you, too.

Not kind of, sort of, maybe.

All the way.

So, this private gym thing.

Let's do it.

Come on, swagger.

My place after this?

You should.

I need to learn how to look through my distractions.

And I can't think of a better way to do it than you.

I like being in control.

Damn, girl, what is that?

Candle wax?

Oh, it burns.

You're gonna ask me to stop?

Yeah, I would, but it turns me on.

Would you like me to pour wax on you next?

No.

Take off my blindfold.

No.

Don't tie me, baby.

I don't want to touch you.

No.

You better at least take the blindfold off so I can see.

Oh, my God, it'd be so great if you guys could be here.

It'd really help me get Bella out of the apartment so Bernardo and Vincent can

set up.

Mom, gas hasn't played in years.

Okay, I'm a little old for Annie.

No, Mom, I'm not going to sing it.

I know I'm unemployed, and yeah, it probably would help, but no, sorry.

So Bernardo wants to take us to some clubs and have a ladies' night out. That

sounds like a blast.

Any other boys coming with us?

Only Vincent.

I didn't actually know he was gay.

Well, he's not, but Bernardo is hoping he can get him drunk enough that he'll

forget that.

I thought that was his day off. It is. What is he doing?

Is he coming this way?

Yes. Okay.

Great.

Good evening, ladies.

I wanted to make sure the wine shipment came in. It did, right before service.

How are the special filling?

Great, and I'm going to go check on them right now.

Continue to make my magic happen.

Okay.

I'm sorry I haven't called you.

It's okay.

I wanted to.

But also... Andre, really, it's fine.

Can I tell you something now that we're face to face?

Sure.

Translation?

I'm sorry if I hurt you.

You didn't hurt me.

Come here.

I never come in on my day off.

So why are you here tonight?

I was hoping you'd be here.

Look, Andre, I'm into a lot of things, but having sex with a guy that just

dumped me, it's really not one of them. I don't want to have sex with you.

No, that's a huge lie. I would want to have sex with you, hypothetically

speaking.

I just want you to know how much I care for you.

Thank you. That means a lot to me.

It should, because I still do.

It was never about you, Bella.

It's about what I do.

No. It's about my family.

And when you have a child, you understand.

You must put them first.

Even if it means breaking your own heart.

I want to be with you tonight without thinking about tomorrow.

It's me.

Hey.

Hey. What's up? It's like three in the morning.

I know.

I wanted to thank you.

You could have texted me. If I texted you, I couldn't do this.

Why are you so good to me?

Oh, because you make it. It's so easy.

I should go.

What? Why?

Well, unless you want me to stay.

Why not?

I am a little tired.

I figured, but... We could just spoon.

yes as a matter of fact it is your purse I borrowed it the last time I was here

I hope that's okay

I know.

I'm right there with you.

Yeah? What's that poking me?

Oh, um, it's my vibrator. I think I got a second one.

It's one of the stairs.

Are you up for it? Oh, my God.

I feel so warm.

I want to touch the angels tonight.

Be careful who you spoon with, because you might get forked.

Oh, wait, you can't have all the pillow.

Thank you so much.

Wow, that didn't take long.

What do you mean?

You didn't really think he was going to let you go that easy, did you?

I did, actually.

You have no idea how many times I've quit this job.

Make him beg.

Well, hello.

Thank you so much for meeting me on such short notice.

Yeah, sure.

Can I get you anything?

A bottle of water, a tea, a latte?

I'll take a cappuccino. Why not?

Excellent.

Oh, you just have to push a few buttons.

You know how to do that.

Right.

More than anything, Sophie, and I'm saying this as a financial devotee, it's

ugly out there.

I know several people with decades of experience who are selling yachts for

cents on a dollar just to pay their mortgages.

Thanks for your concern.

I think, under the current circumstances, that you should at least

more try.

You know, this is an Americano, not a cappuccino.

Let's cut to the chase.

You don't give a shit about me. We both know that.

So, what does this have to do with you? I'm under a teensy bit of scrutiny right

now. Is this really the right time for sarcasm?

Well, the thing is, it would all go away if it came back.

So let's get this straight.

You bring back the girl who dumped a bottle of wine in a client's lap.

That will exonerate you?

For the most part, yes.

You're going to have to explain that one to me.

They know that I suggested that you sleep with Giancarlo.

How did they find out?

Well, we had a meeting here and there was a lot of yelling, mostly by

And when the partners asked him...

What could have possibly possessed someone as sweet as you to do such a

He blamed it all on me.

He said that I was the one who had offended you. Of course, I denied

but it was his word against mine.

Oh, and then they asked me what the hell you were doing alone with him at dinner

in the first place, which did not help my cause.

What a pickle.

So, when I come back and we make nice, it looks like it's Giancarlo's fault.

Precisely. Oh, and I am more than willing to compensate you privately for

assistance, of course.

So I come back.

Then what?

We work together for a few months, you move from analysis to divestiture, and

you're rid of me for good.

We can still hang out, right?

Around the water cooler? And now who's being sarcastic?

What kind of compensation are we talking about?

$50 ,000 to come back, and another $50 ,000 when it all works out swimmingly.

Regina got stock options. Well, Regina doesn't pour Zeller Creek on people's

laps, now does she?

I'll think about it.

Here's a number of a friend that credits with.

The account will be in your name, private and secure.

Just say the word and the money will be there within an hour.

This is what's come to me.

Making a junior a sausage coffee.

You look so beautiful in that light.

Like an angel.

An angel with morning breath.

That was great. Yeah? Yeah.

It's your surprise.

What?

I love you.

Oh my god!

That's going to be legal.

Have you ever thought about doing it for a living?

Sex?

Poker. Do you ever think about anything other than cards?

I think about you.

No, I haven't.

We can make a lot of money.

We? Yeah, why not?

I mean, I'm already doing it for a living.

You're not even working right now.

Right?

Actually, my old boss offered me my job back.

And you're thinking about it.

He made me a really generous offer.

50 grand up front. This is the guy who dumped you.

And then tried to get you to sleep with some hairy, ugly foreign dude. It'd just

be for a while.

And then I'd move to divest your...

After things cool down.

And you trust him?

I do, actually.

This thing is going to be really one -sided.

Shit, we could make at least 50 grand a week playing in Vegas.

Yeah, we could also lose 50 grand a week.

Why are you so upset I'm the one who has to work with that asshole?

I just thought you had a little more self -respect, that's all.

Wait a second. I have plenty of respect for myself.

I'd say keep telling yourself that, but you sound pretty convinced already.

Okay. So what's going on with Ty?

He's pissed because I'm thinking about taking the job at Veritas.

You are?

Sort of, yeah.

Wow.

Don't take his side. I'm not. It's just... Wow.

Avi offered me a bunch of money and an eventual transfer to a separate

department, so... I don't know.

I say go for it. And if Ty doesn't like it, fuck him.

Come on, you don't mean that. Oh, no.

I'm serious.

Ty seems like a good guy and everything, but when you're 22, boys are like the

subway. If you miss one, another one rolls up in five minutes.

Besides, it's my birthday. I can't have you depressed. I demand 110 % of my

drinking partners.

You can count on me, Belle.

Because I already put some vodka in your flavored water.

Drink up.

That's right.

Party.

The wizard was her father.

Yes, I'm all mixed up.

Honestly, Daddy, you should have just taken a pillow and slept.

He started taking one to the cinema.

Yes, triple -sized.

Yeah, it's not any less embarrassing.

Who forces a man to watch a movie about four girls exchanging a pair of jeans?

Oh, I love that movie.

You love everything.

Who just grabbed my ball?

Sorry, that was me.

Regina. They were just hanging there. Shh.

Surprise!

It's the birthday suit party.

We met us, Baron.