All language subtitles for Life On Top -08- First Date

I didn't know for you.

He took you to senior prom?

Junior prom, right? Exactly.

And guess how far he got with me that
night.

You had sex with him on the recliner.

Oh, no. You don't remember?

Mom walked in and you were grounded for
two months. Oh, no.

That was senior year. On prom night,
there was nothing below the belt.

Uh -huh.

The goal of the first date is simple.

Leave them wanting more.

Then have sex with them on the recliner.

Oh, my God.

No.

Point is that you need to be in charge.

And don't let them forget it.

I think you're ready.

What do you think?

Oh, Bella.

Too high fashion for you?

I look like a slutty evangelist wife.

Oh, come on.

I mean... I guess that's a pass.

What about the dominatrix look that we
talked about?

I have that leather skirt.

How about this?

Oh, no.

Yeah. I worked so hard on that. Uh -uh.

Too much. Too much.

There. So what's this guy like, huh?

Ty? Yeah.

He's a little cocky.

Good looking.

Knows it.

Ah, so you're trying to play the yin to
his yang.

Honestly, I just want to be myself.

You look amazing.

Really? Yes.

You are going to knock this boy straight
on his ass.

Maybe.

Oh, no.

Definitely.

Let me see it.

Did I mention how hot you look tonight?

Yeah, about three times.

Make a fool.

You sure about this place?

Terrific.

So what took you so long to agree to go
out with me?

Well, you don't like to wait.

Not really.

But I enjoy the chase.

Can I get you two some dessert?

How about the warm chocolate cake?

Sounds killer.

I'm so sorry, but it's just not
available tonight.

Oh, don't you think you can make an
exception?

Ty here doesn't take rejection too well.

For you, let me see what I can do.

I see you still have your powers of
persuasion.

Still?

Do you remember the time you made me lay
down the nut flush?

Queen of spades on the river.

Of course I remember.

Did you have the royal?

Oh, a good card player never tells you
her hand.

Did you bluff me out of the pot?

I don't know why you stopped playing.
You've got the skills.

You could have built yourself a nice
bankroll.

Well, as the pots got higher, I started
to lose my confidence.

Scared money always loses, right?

I call it money.

It's just chips.

Do you just carry cards wherever you go?

And a few other essentials.

You ready to get back in the game?

I'm going to get a play with you,
Sophie.

Patience, Ty.

Patience. It's not my strong suit.

Work on it.

Can I come up?

Good night, kid.

Is that it?

For now, yeah.

Until when?

Good night, pal.

Ah!

Oh, my God.

There is an extra one in the linen
closet.

A bathrobe for Ty.

He's not here.

Don't be shy.

You two should enjoy yourselves.

He's not here.

I heard you calling his name in the
shower.

Oh. Well, I am sure glad I bought the
variable speed shower head with the

setting. It really hits the spot, right?

Yeah. Come sit over here. I want to hear
everything.

He picked me up on a motorcycle.

Uh -huh.

Oh, he looked good.

They always do on a motorcycle. Really?
I know.

Yeah. Yeah.

So it went well?

I like him.

So what are you waiting for?

A bigger pot, maybe?

From what I heard, it doesn't get that
much bigger than Ty.

I'd like to try you out on free weights
for a while.

I'd like to try you too.

I'm debating on whether to pretend he
doesn't exist and drive him mad with

resentment or find another boy and drive
him mad with jealousy.

Sounds like you have a hard decision.

There is an I Am Dara Yoga class
starting in 10 minutes.

I hope you'll join us again.

I guess you've made your decision.

Okay, everyone, breathe deeply.

Clear your mind. Continue to stretch
forward further, fighting for inches.

Reach your fingertips forward.

Relax.

Okay, everyone.

Hala afana.

You know this system.

I don't know how this one goes.

Here, let me help.

Start off by straightening your legs.

And then pull them back as far as you
can.

Is that better?

Okay,

everyone, relax.

And let's take one final breath.

Wonderful. Namaste, everyone.

You're getting much more comfortable
with your poses.

I really like trying new things.

Do you?

Sure.

New positions?

Of course. You know, there's quite a few
that you haven't learned yet.

My place isn't too far from here.

I think you should help me align my
chakras.

Now, reach your fingers to this heel and
spread the arms.

Slowly come down, flat back.

Hands to the ground.

At the point of the hand.

Saturanga.

And walk a few forward.

This is girl on yoga instructor.

The twisted ivy position.

I like this position.

I thought you might.

And this is Yogurt Creature's favorite
position.

Nice yoga.

Namaste.

So we got this new girl in HR, and on
her third day, she says to me, so do you

think we should go ask Avi?

I mean, come on, even I can smell this
one's a virgin.

I had a threesome last night.

It was me, my cousin Leo, plus his wife.

And then her transvestite half -brother
joined us for a fourth time.

I'm in the middle of a hand.

Relax, girl.

You want again?

Yep.

Hello online, Wilson.

So how much up?

A little over $1 ,700.

No way!

Don't have an orgasm, Reg. It's fake
money.

You play for fake money.

How utterly dreary.

Isn't it?

Now put the toy away and join us for a
drink.

I don't drink when I work.

Work? It's a video game.

It's real money. I deposited $100 just
to see.

And you're up to $1 ,700.

Not anymore.

$2 ,000.

Woo!

Hey, Vincent, can you come over here?

That looks nice.

You think?

I mean, I look pretty in it, but... But
what?

Well, the composition doesn't seem very
balanced.

See how my arm's sticking up there?

It leaves a lot of negative space over
on the left, and it just looks like it's

lacking symmetry.

Shit.

You're right.

You're the only model I've ever met that
thinks she looks good in a photo but

doesn't want it published.

Really? Well, maybe I'm in the wrong
profession.

Maybe you're just on the wrong side of
the camera.

Hmm.

Do you think he's right?

Vincent? I don't know. He just said it.

Well, you said you only had a few years
left as a model.

Maybe a photography position next step.

What are you looking for?

I cannot remember.

God, it's something.

I just... I hope that when I find it,
I'll figure it out. That made zero

No, I am so distracted.

Do we have some kind of plans for
tonight, maybe?

Not that I know of. Check your
Blackberry.

I'm not like you, so if I don't have all
my events organized and some kind of...

Tuesday night.

7 p .m. The Parkers.

I'm supposed to make myself scarce.

Good evening.

Hi. I was just heading out.

Enjoy yourself.

Have a good night, sis.

Hey.

I brought us a little treat.

Funny, I've been thinking about getting
into photography.

So you're interested?

Yes, as long as I get to shoot it.

Whatever you say, Bella.

That's nice.

Let's start here.

Okay. Are we rolling?

Yes.

I'd like to see you guys making out a
little bit.

Okay.

That's nice.

I want you guys to start taking off each
other's clothes while you're in it.

Oh, very nice, Mr. Parker.

Very nice, Dr. Parker.

Yeah.

dropping by.

Still playing hard to get, huh?

I'm in the middle of a hand.

Nice dig.

All this from playing online poker.

It's my sister's place.

What is she, a shipping tycoon?

She's a model.

Her name's Bella Marie.

Control my... Are you serious?

She's your sister.

I take it you've heard of her.

Yeah, I have.

Well, I figured you'd find out sooner or
later. It's better you hear it from me.

You know, you kind of look like her, but
prettier.

Liar!

Now come help me out with seat three.
He's been giving me trouble all day.

Tell me all in.

Very tricky.

Aggressive, relentless, no fear.

Got to be patient with him.

As I recall, that's not exactly your
strong suit.

I haven't called you for four days.

That's pretty patient in my book.

All right, move your feet.

No, you poke his feet. You've got to
play behind him.

Okay, good.

Now let him act first. You just wait
there, and then you can trap him.

Is that your plan with me?

A good player never shows his hand.

Hey, he's betting into my set.

Just smooth call.

Now he's betting into your quads.

This is easy.

Yeah, it is.

Patience.

Do not tell me you can't make it mine.

It's barely midnight.

You're pathetic.

Already did, Sophie, too.

I can't believe you're going to let me
raid the mean streets of lower Manhattan

all by my lonesome.

A lady never talks about a fool.

Is that a Cosmo?

That's a cliche.

Does hostility toward women usually get
you laid?

Sometimes.

Tell me who won the Civil War and you
get to take me home.

Yes.

Do I know you from somewhere?

How old are you?

29.

Almost three decades. Is that what you
come up with?

Underground movement, huh?

So do you remember seeing me?

Of course I noticed you.

But last time you were here with your...
your estrogen party.

But now?

All alone in the woods.

You're not the big bad wolf, are you?

I just finished up my second year at law
school.

My cousin, he owns this bar.

So he doesn't mind if I read during the
law.

Pretty subversive stuff.

I hope you don't make love like an
intellectual.

You don't have to worry about that.

Did I wake you?

If this is a booty call, it's not going
to work.

I'm surrounded by fish.

Are you at an aquarium?

I had a poker club. It's never going to
be this good. Are you in?

I'm not ready.

You're afraid.

I'm just... Just what?

Scared? That's the way you always play.

Really? If I play scared, then how did I
push you off your net flush?

Because you had me beat, right?

Please tell me you had the royal flush.

You were bluffed.

Fuck me.

We're going to have to wait for that,
too.

Good night, Ty.

And end.