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First time I saw you on a special day.

You seemed like a miracle from a mile away.

And I knew my secret wish come true.

All I want to do is fall in love with you and make love to you.

So come on, baby.

All you gotta do is fall in love with me.

So listen to this.

This was back in April, okay? I went to this great club, and I started dancing

with this guy. Super hot, amazing on the dance floor.

Yeah, he must be gay.

Let me finish.

So we were having a really good time, and we went back to his place, started

drinking, a little more drinking, and then we did what came naturally.

He dropped trowel.

And he was this big.

Oh, poor thing.

I know.

And that's exactly what I thought.

But get this.

One of the most incredible nights of my life.

What? Bullshit.

No, I'm serious.

And you know what it's all about?

Overcompensation.

So he found other ways to make me happy.

No, I know what you're saying.

Size does count. But guys with size, they tend to just swing it around and

to prove that they're such a man.

So where is your tiny little boy wonder now?

Funny you should ask, because I was just reading the tabs, and he married Tynan,

the supermodel. My hand to God.

Geez.

This your bouillabaisse?

Problem with it?

It's superb.

Yeah, it is.

Kate, if it's perfect, then don't mess with it.

Good news?

Just, uh, the meat shipment is finally coming in.

Must be some meat.

Great. Hi.

Jenny, can you pick your head up just a touch?

A little bit more.

More.

Why don't you get a little higher?

Nice.

Definitely.

That's hot.

You're welcome.

Perfect.

That's hot, girl.

Jen, put your left hand on Bella's right throat.

Nice.

That's hot, girl.

Nice. Good.

Cue.

That's good.

Yes?

Can you get out of there?

I'm kind of prepping for dinner service here.

I'm really on fire right now.

Soon as I'm done.

Well, hello.

I've been waiting for you all day.

What have you been waiting for?

For that.

Nice. Yeah. Sorry, nice appetizer.

Maybe a little bit of that.

Okay.

Yeah. Yeah, you know where this is going.

Sorry about this photo shoot today.

Tell me about it. And there's this really hot model.

Oh, she's so beautiful.

But I like to think about getting in here and getting your clothes up.

I like your top.

You like this? I do.

Hmm.

I don't know if you have any new.

I need to recover.

Give me a few.

A second, I hope.

We should be so lucky.

You're a good time.

Is that all?

You are a fantastic time.

I got a lot on my plate right now.

The ink is barely dry on my divorce papers.

Things are crazy at the restaurant.

I have a 12 -year -old son.

I'm doing the best I can with all this.

Um, what is all of this?

I'm in the middle of a deal.

I can wait.

I'll call you right back.

I thought you could handle this.

Well, I thought maybe we... I know what you thought, but we have work to do, so

I can't have you cooking up fantasies about you and me and our house in

Greenwich with our 2 .4 children.

So get over it and get back at a task at hand.

We have a huge piece of business coming down the park with Giancarlo, and that's

where I need you to focus your energies.

Can you do that?

Thank you, Sophie. I really appreciate you giving me an update.

Oh, you're welcome.

Sorry. My fault. I mean, I'm sorry about him.

I saw it coming.

Saw what coming?

Oh, I just started at Veritech. I was 22.

Barely. And Avi came on strong.

Very strong.

Let me guess.

He liked the way you smelled.

Yeah, smelled.

Passed him.

Because once we hooked up, poof, he was gone.

Oh, I should have warned you.

Saved you some heartache.

I think it's just one of those things you gotta learn on your own, you know?

He's a selfish prick, all right?

He actually gets to do himself a favor, but in the end it's all about feeding

his own ego.

Can I ask you kind of a personal question, Regina?

I just told you about my first orgasm, so I think a kind and personal question

is safe territory.

Why were you such a bitch when I first showed up?

You're young, smart, pretty.

I'm a receptionist. You're an executive.

Basically, you make me want to puke.

Wow, well, that makes me feel better.

Jealousy. It's not my most appealing trait. I'm not arguing with you.

Do you have plans tonight?

Sure, I got a couple DVDs.

A pint of rum raisin in the freezer.

It's going to be a bratty night pity party.

I've got a better idea.

Any

of

you ladies ready to hit the dance floor with the hottest guy in the club?

Um, the hottest guy in the club's over there.

Are you his wingman?

All right, let's see the second hardest. Keep counting.

Some unsolicited advice.

Number one, never approach a group of girls. You're totally outnumbered.

two, the 80s call. They want their hair product back.

And number three,

show of hands.

Who likes to be called ladies?

Now, shoe fly.

Girls' night out, we go home alone.

in the black shirt I wouldn't fuck him with your vagina

Who is it?

Who did it call?

I have it. Hold it.

I don't know where my phone is.

I have a surprise for you.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Oh, my God. I was hoping about something more romantic.

Can we do something more romantic?

I've never been to your place before.

Oh.

He said it.

Said it?

The L word.

Lesbian?

Love, as in, I love you.

Ooh, coffee. I need some.

You seem pretty awake.

I didn't sleep all night.

It's amazing what that word can do.

Was he drunk when you said it?

No, why would you ask that?

Okay, what exactly did he say?

So we were doing our thing and he said that he thought he might be starting to

fall in love with me.

What?

He said it during sex.

That only half counts.

Why are you being such a bitch about this? I'm just trying to protect you. I

don't want you to get hurt.

Hey, you want to go grab some breakfast?

Sure.

Maya.

Maya. Really.

I just don't want to see you get hurt. That's all.

I know what she's doing. She's trying to burn out my candle so her burns

brighter. What does that even mean?

I read it in an article.

She's just jealous.

She can't stand to see someone else happy.

Aren't you happy for me?

Sure, I mean... Yeah, I guess.

You guess?

I'm a little distracted.

The offy thing.

You don't think it's going to get better?

It's not going at all.

OMG, Sophie.

I'm sorry.

Why are you working so hard, Sophie? It's the weekend.

Oh, this isn't work.

I'm playing heads up against someone.

What's going on?

Right now, he's playing a slow flush.

I flopped a set.

So he's making a big mistake.

All in, really?

Then I'll call your dumbass.

Bingo. Full house.

Hell yeah. He's reloading. How much you have?

Forty -two grand.

Forty -two thousand?

What the fuck are we still doing here? Let's go buy something.

It's just pretend.

What's pretend?

It's not real money. It's practice. Like, with Ty in college.

It's fun.

You're so good at it. Why don't you play for real money?

Uh, I'm not ready yet.

What are you so afraid of?

How many more covers do we have?

Twelve twos, eight fours, a six, an eight, and a sixteen.

Shit.

I need a break.

From the work or from Andre?

I know you two are having a hard time lately.

Who said?

No one said a word.

I see it all.

Oh, yeah?

Well, what else do you see?

The special on Mondays is always fish.

If you ask for the steak, au poivre.

Well done. You get what you deserve.

And you made an illegal copy key to the wine cellar. Are you going to narc on

me? I'm just waiting for the dinner rush to be over.

Maybe you'll invite me down there for a little dessert.

Screw Andre then, huh?

Why screw Andre when you could screw me instead?

We have a problem.

Look, Avi, you've made it perfectly clear that you don't want to be with me

again, so... A work problem.

Oh, sorry.

Our leading competitor is making overtures to Giancarlo.

What? How do you know? How do I know?

It's my fucking business to know. That's how I know.

They're making a very strong offer.

Well, what about us? We were first.

This is not a school lunch line, Sophie.

Now, we have to fight back and hard.

A bigger offer?

We don't have that kind of capital right now. Well, what do we have?

A secret weapon. Here.

A dinner reservation?

Mm -hmm, mm -hmm. At Prime tonight for two.

You and Giancarlo.

Company Plastic.

Take care of him.

What do you mean?

Well, make sure he has a good time.

Make sure he has a...

Good time.

Are you suggesting something?

Sophie, now, do you want to be a number cruncher or a CEO?

Because women do not make it at the top of this business without using all their

assets.

So you close this deal and you're on a fast track.

Have a wonderful night, Sophie.