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First time I saw you, on a special day.

Seemed like a miracle, blew my mind away.

I knew my secret would come true.

All I wanted to do was fall in love with you.

I'd like you to reconsider the numbers for you, Cor.

Sorry, Mr. Cohen, I rechecked the numbers and I just... Sophie, the

like when you meet somebody for the first time.

It's the first impressions, the physical appearance.

But when you dig a little bit deeper, when you look past the numbers and get

see what's in a confident score, that's when you...

You getting what I'm saying or do I need to explain some more? I'm not quite

getting it.

Are you getting it now?

Yes. Now? Yes.

Your alarm's going off.

Was I talking in my sleep?

No, but you were smiling.

Must have been a good dream.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my. I need her at the gym to check out the trainer that she's hot for.

Oh. I think this got mixed in with my laundry.

Oh.

You know what?

You should keep this. It looks like you could use it a little bit more than me.

So, what are you doing up so early?

I actually have one of those appearance things today. You know, giving

interviews, signing autographs, taking pictures.

My sister, the celebrity.

Yeah, well, it's my tits that are the real stars. You should see their

writer. No tuning in to Tokyo.

Okay. I'm not kidding.

Really, hands off.

So, when are you going to get back from the gym?

What?

Oh.

You made pancakes.

With smiley faces just like Mom used to make.

No big deal. I always make them for myself before a long day to get my

up, and I thought that maybe you'd like some too.

I'm sorry we haven't spent any time together since I've been here.

All your late nights at work.

You're busy. I get it.

I'm busy, too. But maybe tomorrow night, if you get off early, we can grab the

girls and go shopping at Mendel's.

Oh,

I'd like that. Yeah, that'd be good.

A little smiley face for you?

Good girl.

Did I say rest?

Class ain't over yet. You will not stop until I tell you to stop.

Wow, you're so your type. I know, right?

I heard him.

That only took two weeks.

Keep it up, ladies.

Good job.

We saw that, right?

You didn't just imagine that he eye -fucked me? No, I saw it.

I don't get it. What's his problem?

He doesn't date club members.

Maybe he's playing hard to get.

I hope he thought when I get to play with him.

You will not stop until I tell you it's time to stop.

I don't know. I was thinking about quitting, but this is the only place in

York that feels like home to me.

I'm going to have to change his mind.

You always do this.

Do what?

You can get any guy you want.

And I usually do.

But you always go for the guys who are unavailable.

Okay.

So I know you have your rule and all, but I was thinking, and how about we can

hook up and I'll never tell anybody that it happened.

I'm really good at keeping secrets.

Just don't give up, do you?

I'm only thinking of you.

I would just really, really, really hate it if you missed out on the best sex of

your life.

Best sex of my life, huh?

I'll get over it.

I won't.

Hey, you want to go grab a latte?

Or now that I'm unemployed, maybe I should be switching to drip. You lost

job? What happened?

Let me just say that my manager didn't appreciate me making foam with another

guy. Thank you for that image.

Um, I wish I could, but I gotta get ready for work.

What?

It's that stupid tie stone.

I made it perfectly clear at graduation that I wasn't interested.

But it continues to.

Well, if you're so not interested, why don't you erase the steps?

Because that's how little I care.

Hey, why don't you go down to Café Delis?

I'm sure Cassie has an opening.

Yeah, maybe I will.

Oh, and Sophie, Ty is as big as they say.

Have you ever worked in fine dining before?

Nope. But I'm willing to learn.

Francois, take her into the locker room and get her changed.

She's going to be training today.

Merde. Dude, did he just shit?

Christian?

Love, Bella.

There you go. You're so welcome.

I remember when I did this cover.

It looks great.

Bella, hi.

Hey. It's so cool that they set us next to each other. Now we can talk all day.

Yeah, definitely.

Excuse me. Can I get an autograph?

Dario, what are you doing here?

God, couldn't you be out directing, like, the 24th sequel to your latest

film or something?

Well, yeah, I am in town scouting locations for my next film and just

I'd stop by and say hello to some old friends.

So you're slumming it.

Wow, you look great.

Thanks. What do you say we go somewhere and catch up and grab a drink?

I would love to do that.

You have no idea.

You know, you really ought to let me direct you sometime.

I'm a model, not an actress.

What's this? No interchangeable lenses?

So what are we, an amateur filmmaker now?

An amateur photographer.

Really? Where can I see your work?

On the walls of my apartment, of course.

You must invite me over sometime.

Oh, no.

You film this, I'll end up on Adult Tube while you go on to your next three

-picture deal. I don't think so.

I have a better idea.

Come here.

Sit.

Now take off your shirt.

Slowly.

Sexy.

Take your pants off.

Don't be cute with me. Get them off.

Now,

I

want you to say, please.

Please?

Not believable.

I want you to say, please.

Like one of those characters in your slasher films when they're begging for

their lives.

Oh, please, Bella, please.

Let me fuck you.

Well, only because you said it so nicely.

Uh -uh.

That's no touching.

Unless I say so.

You are going to be dominated.

And you, as I say, as I say, right

here.

Very good.

It doesn't matter.

You know, you're not half bad.

Ever think about directing?

No. I'm happy where I am.

You're right.

You're not a good actress.

If you were, you would have delivered that line way more convincingly.

Oh, is that right?

How's that for acting?

Sophie, I read your report in a brainwave group.

Meet me at Prime tonight for drinks.

I'll be waiting for you in the lounge at 7 o 'clock sharp.

Oh, yeah, sure, okay.

I didn't take you for the red lace sort.

Thank you.

Do you like it? Mm -hmm. Thank you.

What the hell do you think you are doing?

Table 9 asked me how the sea bass was prepared, so Jorge showed me how it was

prepared. You've got to be shitting me.

Dude, it is not every day that you get to learn how to cook Chilean sea bass

from an actual Chilean.

And it's not every day that a CEO has to wait 45 minutes to order.

We just lost the table, okay?

I can't believe this stupid bitch.

First she gets into an argument with the VIP on the origin of bouillabaisse, and

now this?

I've got to go.

I'm sorry, Maya, but... This is not Hooters, okay?

What's your damage?

A million people would kill to have this job, but you act like you don't care.

Don't tell me I don't care. I care.

So waiting tables isn't for me.

I'll find something else. I'm like you.

I have an education and a brain.

You are an insolent little brat who needs a good spanking.

Oh yeah?

Is that a threat?

Or a promise?

But you are still fired.

So with the offshore bank accounts in the Ukraine... Sophie, I didn't ask you

come here to discuss Brainwave.

But you already knew that, right?

Avi, you're my boss.

That's inappropriate.

Oh, so you came here just to tell me no.

That's right.

I'm telling you no.

Let me give you a piece of advice from one mathematician to another.

Never give an answer until you understand the question.

What's the question?

I have a specialty, and it's not acid valuation.

I deflower virtual virgins.

What? Virtual virgins. It's a term that I coined for women who've never had

an orgasm. What makes you think that I've never had an orgasm? I can always

a virtual virgin by the scent.

That she gives off.

Well, I don't know what you're talking about.

Because I have had plenty.

When was the last time you came?

Well, it was... I don't know.

Exactly.

You do know what they say about orgasms, right? If you're not sure whether or

not you've had one, then you haven't.

Well, with me.

Oh, no.

between wax.

It's been two weeks.

You know that Amber Kent?

She comes here every week. Just booked her third cover of Life on Top. Great

her.

That is a little helper.

You know use face cream I give you? Must get rid of those little wrinkles.

I use it every other day.

Must use every day.

What about men? You dating anyone?

You know I'm always dating someone.

Yeah, I can see that.

What? What does that mean?

The older you get, the more you use, the more things tag.

No.

You know, we do an injection here in office for this.

You want to try?

Collagen in my vagina?

Sure. I don't think so, Svetlana.

Okay. Maybe next time.

Merry Christmas!

A saggy badge.

She said I have a saggy badge.

No. I've seen your badge.

Okay, ew. And let's say during some major photoshopping, you have definitely

to have the prettiest little sugar shack to ever grace the pages of life on top.

Dude, seriously?

When I saw your marked centerfold, I had major, major envy issues.

I love you.

Do we have to talk about this now? We're at Mandel's for Christ's sake. Maya's

right. It's flawless.

Soph, could you try these?

$800 for shoes?

You are making six figures now. You can afford them.

With the market as uncertain as it is, I don't think anybody can afford $800

shoes. Just put them on and walk around.

You don't have to buy them. What's the point?

The point is to feel beautiful and fabulous, even if it's only for a

Could I try these on?

Beautiful shoes for a beautiful girl.

Seven and a half, right?

Yeah. Be back in a hot minute.

Hey, so I'd like to get these and those.

I think these two.

No problems, Bill. Will these be on your gift card?

Yes, thank you. I didn't know they made gift cards that high.

Are you kidding me? One bag here costs as much as all of those.

Who would spend $4 ,000 on a handbag?

Well, it's boyfriends.

What can I say?

They have excellent taste in women, but terrible taste in backs.

But Chase lets me put them on gift cards.

Those make your legs look incredible.

Let's mention your ass.

Oh, my God.

You have to get those.

Yeah? Is this your sister?

Yep. That bath time at the Beale House is pretty hot.

They look gorgeous, Soph, and they will go with everything.

You really need to get them. Listen to your sister, Sophie.

I remember when I bought my first pair of really expensive shoes.

I wore them for a month straight.

Those were the only things you wore.

No, I can't.

Okay, girls, well, let's go before I spend my rent money.

Okay.

Then go to Delise and I'll make some mojitos.

Francois isn't working, is he? No, he works lunch. Is something happening

between you guys?

It's a little something.

Very little.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

I have to pick up a watch I'm having repaired here. Can I meet Grape later?

No. I swear. It'll just be a few minutes.

Save me a mojito?

Oh, Miss Peel.

You come back for those stilettos? I thought you might.

I actually came back for my sister.

You know those nude heels she was looking at?

I want to buy them for her.

I'll go see if I can find those.

And by the way, I think your friend is right.

Your, you know, is flawless.

Oh, really?

You'd show platforms in seven and a half.

Ah, yes.

Great. Is that the last pair?

Um, you know, I'm pretty sure, but I could... You know what?

Why don't you check to see if it is? Because I may want to get a pair for

myself, too, actually.

Okay, I'll be right back. Thanks.

I had no idea.

Whoa!

What do we have here?

You know what?

There's no more seven and a half. I only got an eight and an eight and a half.

That's not right.

Well, you know what?

An eight will work.

Yeah.

An eight and a half. I know.

That'll work too.

Okay.

I'm going to organize this.

Please, I want you to take my pants off.

Brad,

my top.

Now

I

want you both to work your way to my middle.

You both have very nice bodies, I know it. Yeah.

Some cute little shoes fell.

Thanks.