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All I want to do is fall in love with you and make love to you.

So come on, baby.

All you gotta do is fall in love with me.

Bye.

How do you like that?

Watch the middle.

I love you.

Do you know how beautiful you are, Sophie?

Thanks.

I need a shower.

Will you take out the dumpster when you leave? I don't want Maya to see it. We

share a trash can.

Can I just flush this?

Yeah, I'm sure the water treatment plant will love that.

Sorry.

Can you believe it? We are moving to New York in a week. I cannot wait to join a

gym and start some serious training.

I am so ready for New York.

How'd your last exam turn out?

It was pretty easy. I thought for sure he was going to go over new strategies

emerging sovereign bond markets, but... Dude, I was just looking for a simple

good or bad.

You know I don't speak nerd.

So did you settle on an offer yet?

I really liked the non -profit, but I had to go with the venture capital firm.

I couldn't pass up the experience.

Or all that money.

You know what I say. Go big or go home.

Are we talking about your vibrator again?

Works for me.

So what are you going to do about a job, Mai?

Well,

I am going to wait on guidance from the universe.

She will reveal to me which coffee shop offers the best employee discount.

Okay.

Where are you going?

I have a future in finance gathering.

And those are the perfect underwear for the occasion.

Hey, cotton breathe.

Personally, I prefer a small cap by hold strategy using no loads.

But hey, that's just me.

Sophie.

Excuse me, guys. If you can have a moment of this fair maiden's time.

Big speech tomorrow.

Good luck.

Thanks.

Eating naked?

Huh? Oh, under your robe.

Yeah, you didn't hear? Everyone decided to do it.

Oh, just what I need when I'm giving my speech.

The wind blowing up my robe and giving everyone a show.

I sure wouldn't mind.

What are you doing here?

I came to ask for advice on where to put that poker money I took from you.

Twelve dollars and change.

How about a savings account?

I heard you're moving to New York.

Give me a call sometime and we can play some poker.

I'll be pretty busy.

Then you need to unwind.

So this is how the other happens.

I don't think I'm ever going to be able to fly commercial again.

How'd you get Stu to lend you his private jet?

Let me guess.

Oh, no, that's over. We're just friends.

Just friends?

Well, he might still be hoping that we'll get that together.

Well, I'm hoping that he keeps hoping.

Ladies, this is the captain. We may have a slight delay here on the tarmac

before we take off, but the flight up to Boston will be short and should be

smooth all the way. Enjoy yourselves on the flight.

We can enjoy ourselves.

We can do that. Yeah.

It's good.

It's fun.

It's good.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

You're so bad.

Am I?

Yeah, but I like it.

I have to.

Okay,

we can tell that we got stuck on Let's

see

I've never been naked on there before.

Really?

Wow.

I'm so happy I get to experience here first.

I'm the bad one.

This is definitely the way to fly.

More champagne?

Always.

Hey,

you

did a great job up there.

We're just so proud of you.

Mom, Dad, relief.

Relief. Thank you. She's pretty amazing, isn't she?

on the tarmac. Thank God we had each other to help pass the time.

Look at you, my little sister, valedictorian of her MBA class.

Hey, we couldn't both be models. One of us had to get stuck with the brains.

Let's celebrate.

Let's go.

So our little girl is going to the big city.

Thank God you'll be living with Bella.

We know you'll be taken care of.

I don't need to be taken care of.

Don't worry, Mom.

I know a great surgeon. He'll be able to remove that stick from her ass.

That's a good one, huh? Yeah, it's pretty good.

It was a lovely dinner.

I don't know how it could get any better.

I do.

Mom, what's going on?

He was so sweet. He came to ask for our permission.

Mom!

Sophie, you mean so much to me.

Don't. Please don't.

I'm going to New York.

It's not that far from Boston.

Josh, I can't. I can't.

Dude, for the love of God.

Waiter.

He'll get a double whiskey with a double whiskey chaser.

Why didn't anybody tell me?

I had no idea. It's not like you have to ask me for permission.

What were they thinking?

They're our parents. They weren't. I can't go back out there.

After that, I just can't. Sure you can.

In a few hours, once all those customers who hate you now leave the

restaurant... God, I love Josh. I do. I just don't love him.

What do I do?

I took a year off after culinary school and traveled Europe with my boyfriend.

We were at my favorite restaurant, Le Champs -Élysées.

He went to the kitchen to talk to the pastry chef, and I knew he was going to

put the ring in the petty floor.

What did he do?

I went to the bathroom, climbed out the window, got a cab, and took the first

flight back to New York.

That was the worst advice I've ever heard.

Well, if you change your mind... Give it to me.

Oh, thank God, I'm wearing flats.

Dude, it goes so well with your granny panties. Oh, God, I can't do this.

halfway out the window.

What are you going to tell her to do next? Steal a car? She doesn't have to.

gave her $20 for a cab.

Bye, call me later.

Guys, seriously, I've got to face the music.

I own that, don't I? I don't feel like you own my music. That was a rhetorical

question.

Wow, Bella must be doing really well for herself.

Seriously.

Whoa.

Welcome to the Big Apple, little sister.

Bella.

Dude, this champagne costs more than my rent.

I need to get going.

Well, never rush perfection.

But my sister's in my apartment, and I know she's snooping around. It's like

Sherlock Holmes.

Why didn't you just tell her?

I will.

Once I get her super drunk.

Hi, Miss Fang.

So, you ready for your close -up?

I am.

I'm talking Bernardo.

Never tease a gay man when he's holding an eyeliner friend.

You're ready.

Thank you.

That great, then? Nice.

That's hot.

Keep it just like that. Just like that.

Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.

That's hot.

There we go. That's hot. Set the meeting up for Tuesday.

Two o 'clock.

Sounds good. Pull your hair back.

There you go. Nice.

Jen, a little lower with your left hand.

Right there. Right there.

Grab your right hand around the waist.

Let me see those teeth.

Just like that.

All right. This is what your Bellarmine is.

You really should use a towel because the cork doesn't... Would you just...

the hell?

Um, I'm going to go do some errands.

I really enjoyed watching you work.

Did you know?

No, seriously. I think you're very talented, and believe me, I...

No talent when I see it.

Are you in a hurry?

Very much so.

Well, did you drive?

No, I'm with those two.

Ah.

I think I might be able to get you back a little faster.

Hmm.

Not too fast, I hope.

Hey, this is my little sister Sophie.

Man, she's nowhere near as hot as I am, but God, she's totally awesome with

numbers.

My qualifications are pretty extensive.

I have an M .A. in philosophy, so I can easily ponder the relativity of the

services that I'm giving to consistently improve on an existential level.

What? Philosophy.

It prepares you for everything and nothing at the same time. I can totally

relate. I majored in international relations myself, so it's a use of

IR was my minor.

Sounds like a little kitchen experience.

Bounded by uselessness.

Why don't you pull over so we can talk a lot?

I'm Tom.

I'm Paula.

Nice to meet you, Bella.

Nice to meet you, too.

So how much time do we have until you have to be back in the city?

You know, strangely enough, my schedule just opened up.

That is so weird.

Mine just did, too.

I don't want to see me even under here.

You know I was watching you.

Is that what you were watching?

Yeah.

You're beautiful.

How beautiful?

Absolutely beautiful.

But you know what?

All right, guys, now keep the intensity. I want your elbows in and your hands

up.

I want a left and right kick.

And throw that left out there.

Left, right kick.

Good.

Step out real quick.

Let me see what you got.

I'm going to do a combo. Are you ready?

I want to see it. One, one, two, hook three. Got it?

Let's see it.

One, one, two, hook.

One more time.

One, one, two, hook.

Not bad.

You got some skills.

All right, ladies, keep up the intensity.

I want to see your work.

Hands up.

Strong punches.

There you go.

There you go. Let that break it.

Holy shit.

You did very well. You were very intense. You did good in class.

You too.

Maya, so anyway, I'll see you guys in class tomorrow, okay?

All right.

Come here. I got something I want to show you.

Now, where did you get those gloves?

Sporting goods store.

No wonder you're so damn slow.

Here.

You can borrow these.

You should try my private class.

And let me really work you out.

I would love for you to give me a private workout.

And sign up.

Obviously, keeping the preparation area clean is key.

I'd be disappointed if it wasn't. And customer service is our number one

priority. I'm great at service.

I love to please people.

Well, here's your start paperwork.

Just fill it out, and I'll get a copy of your driver's license.

And when can you start?

How about right now?

I don't like written here.

You don't have to teach me how to make an espresso.

Hope you enjoyed the ride.

That's a pretty simple card.

Well, I like to keep it simple.

Well, then we have another thing in common.

What was the first item?

We've both had sex with me.

Okay, you better be halfway through that bottle of champagne by now.

What are you doing in here?

I think the better question is what are you doing in here?

How drunk are you right now?