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So, Donald Trump still wants Greenland

So, Donald Trump still wants Greenland

So, Donald Trump still wants Greenland and is threatening our allies in Europe

and is threatening our allies in Europe

and is threatening our allies in Europe if they don't go along with the plan.

if they don't go along with the plan.

if they don't go along with the plan. Apparently, because he's super mad he

Apparently, because he's super mad he

Apparently, because he's super mad he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize. But

didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize. But

didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize. But this story has been brewing for a while.

this story has been brewing for a while.

this story has been brewing for a while. And a few months ago, I traveled to

And a few months ago, I traveled to

And a few months ago, I traveled to Oslo, Norway to see how Europeans felt

Oslo, Norway to see how Europeans felt

Oslo, Norway to see how Europeans felt about our president and his quest of not

about our president and his quest of not

about our president and his quest of not peace.

peace.

peace. >> Donald Trump getting the Nobel Prize.

>> Donald Trump getting the Nobel Prize.

>> Donald Trump getting the Nobel Prize. Yes or no?

Yes or no?

Yes or no? >> No.

>> No.

>> No. >> No.

>> No.

>> No. >> No. No.

>> No. No.

>> No. No. >> No. I think there's no way.

>> No. I think there's no way.

>> No. I think there's no way. >> When I say Donald Trump Nobel Peace

>> When I say Donald Trump Nobel Peace

>> When I say Donald Trump Nobel Peace Prize, what is your reaction?

Prize, what is your reaction?

Prize, what is your reaction? >> No.

>> No.

>> No. >> Crazy.

>> Crazy.

>> Crazy. >> Yeah. Crazy.

>> Yeah. Crazy.

>> Yeah. Crazy. >> Crazy.

>> Crazy.

>> Crazy. >> A crazy man.

>> A crazy man.

>> A crazy man. >> I'm putting you down for a no for the

>> I'm putting you down for a no for the

>> I'm putting you down for a no for the peace prize.

peace prize.

peace prize. >> Big no.

>> Big no.

>> Big no. >> Big big no.

>> Big big no.

>> Big big no. >> Big no.

>> Big no.

>> Big no. >> Okay, let me let me pitch some

>> Okay, let me let me pitch some

>> Okay, let me let me pitch some accomplishments. War on Christmas no

accomplishments. War on Christmas no

accomplishments. War on Christmas no longer happening. Do you guys know about

longer happening. Do you guys know about

longer happening. Do you guys know about the war on Christmas?

the war on Christmas?

the war on Christmas? >> No.

>> No.

>> No. >> No.

>> No.

>> No. >> Exactly. Because he's snuffed it out.

>> Exactly. Because he's snuffed it out.

>> Exactly. Because he's snuffed it out. Nobody's even talking about it anymore.

Nobody's even talking about it anymore.

Nobody's even talking about it anymore. >> I don't think he really deserves much.

>> I don't think he really deserves much.

>> I don't think he really deserves much. Definitely not the Nobel Peace Prize.

Definitely not the Nobel Peace Prize.

Definitely not the Nobel Peace Prize. >> Really?

>> Really?

>> Really? >> Yeah. What is it? What is it about

>> Yeah. What is it? What is it about

>> Yeah. What is it? What is it about Donald Trump that makes you so certain

Donald Trump that makes you so certain

Donald Trump that makes you so certain that he doesn't deserve that?

that he doesn't deserve that?

that he doesn't deserve that? >> I'm not sure he even knows where Norway

>> I'm not sure he even knows where Norway

>> I'm not sure he even knows where Norway is to be.

is to be.

is to be. >> He doesn't fully understand global

>> He doesn't fully understand global

>> He doesn't fully understand global geography, let alone geopolitics.

geography, let alone geopolitics.

geography, let alone geopolitics. >> No, but he seems to have a lot of

>> No, but he seems to have a lot of

>> No, but he seems to have a lot of opinions about it, though.

opinions about it, though.

opinions about it, though. >> He does.

>> He does.

>> He does. >> I mean, he knows where Greenland is at

>> I mean, he knows where Greenland is at

>> I mean, he knows where Greenland is at least.

least.

least. >> Yes. I've run out of phrases to describe

>> Yes. I've run out of phrases to describe

>> Yes. I've run out of phrases to describe Donald Trump. Do you have any other

Donald Trump. Do you have any other

Donald Trump. Do you have any other phrases?

phrases?

phrases? >> Douchebag son of a

>> Douchebag son of a

>> Douchebag son of a >> Douchebag son of a Do you have

>> Douchebag son of a Do you have

>> Douchebag son of a Do you have any German phrases? I would say like

>> build it

>> build it

>> build it >> build it

>> build it

>> build it >> no build it

>> no build it

>> no build it >> I could build it

>> I could build it

>> I could build it >> g

>> g

>> g >> build it

>> build it

>> build it >> build it

>> build it

>> build it >> build it

>> build it

>> build it >> anger build it

>> anger build it

>> anger build it >> what does that mean

>> what does that mean

>> what does that mean >> like thinks really high on of himself

>> like thinks really high on of himself

>> like thinks really high on of himself >> yeah really really high

>> yeah really really high

>> yeah really really high >> ego maniacal are there any people in

>> ego maniacal are there any people in

>> ego maniacal are there any people in German history that you have had

German history that you have had

German history that you have had feelings like that about in the past

I think we don't want to say that.

I think we don't want to say that.

I think we don't want to say that. >> That's fair. That's fair. I've met

>> That's fair. That's fair. I've met

>> That's fair. That's fair. I've met people who like him

people who like him

people who like him >> and they are kind of crackheads or not

>> and they are kind of crackheads or not

>> and they are kind of crackheads or not not heads, you know.

not heads, you know.

not heads, you know. >> Crackheads.

>> Crackheads.

>> Crackheads. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Or crackheads. They could be

>> Or crackheads. They could be

>> Or crackheads. They could be >> crackheads or crackheads.

>> crackheads or crackheads.

>> crackheads or crackheads. >> Like crackheads.

>> Like crackheads.

>> Like crackheads. >> Crackheads.

>> Crackheads.

>> Crackheads. >> I mean, if you guys don't give him this

>> I mean, if you guys don't give him this

>> I mean, if you guys don't give him this thing, I'm worried about you guys. This

thing, I'm worried about you guys. This

thing, I'm worried about you guys. This guy loves retro.

guy loves retro.

guy loves retro. >> It's us. Yeah.

>> It's us. Yeah.

>> It's us. Yeah. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> I forgot.

>> I forgot.

>> I forgot. >> Aren't you worried about that?

>> Aren't you worried about that?

>> Aren't you worried about that? >> No. It's too late, isn't it?

>> No. It's too late, isn't it?

>> No. It's too late, isn't it? >> Well, I mean, you guys didn't give it to

>> Well, I mean, you guys didn't give it to

>> Well, I mean, you guys didn't give it to him, but here's the deal. I don't know

him, but here's the deal. I don't know

him, but here's the deal. I don't know if you saw January 6. This guy does not

if you saw January 6. This guy does not

if you saw January 6. This guy does not accept the law.

accept the law.

accept the law. >> No, he doesn't accept anything.

>> No, he doesn't accept anything.

>> No, he doesn't accept anything. >> No.

>> No.

>> No. >> Yeah. But even if Europeans feel

>> Yeah. But even if Europeans feel

>> Yeah. But even if Europeans feel threatened, they have one consolation.

threatened, they have one consolation.

threatened, they have one consolation. >> Honestly, I'm just happy that I'm not

>> Honestly, I'm just happy that I'm not

>> Honestly, I'm just happy that I'm not living in the USA. Most people that I

living in the USA. Most people that I

living in the USA. Most people that I talked to like don't want to go there

talked to like don't want to go there

talked to like don't want to go there anymore.

anymore.

anymore. >> We just want to boycott the USA right

>> We just want to boycott the USA right

>> We just want to boycott the USA right now.

now.

now. >> I have lost uh very much respect for

>> I have lost uh very much respect for

>> I have lost uh very much respect for America after they continue to support

America after they continue to support

America after they continue to support Trump.

Trump.

Trump. >> Mhm. Uh I remember the first time he was

>> Mhm. Uh I remember the first time he was

>> Mhm. Uh I remember the first time he was elected I was like they they will never

elected I was like they they will never

elected I was like they they will never elect him and they still did and I was

elect him and they still did and I was

elect him and they still did and I was very surprised then and I'm equally

very surprised then and I'm equally

very surprised then and I'm equally surprised now.

surprised now.

surprised now. >> So you've lost respect for America.

>> So you've lost respect for America.

>> So you've lost respect for America. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> But come on we've done so many other

>> But come on we've done so many other

>> But come on we've done so many other good things. Have you seen Severance

good things. Have you seen Severance

good things. Have you seen Severance season 2?

season 2?

season 2? >> That's great.

>> That's great.

>> That's great. >> That's great. Right.

>> That's great. Right.

>> That's great. Right. >> You're welcome Europe. Sincerely

>> You're welcome Europe. Sincerely

>> You're welcome Europe. Sincerely America.