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So, Donald Trump still wants Greenland
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So, Donald Trump still wants Greenland
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So, Donald Trump still wants Greenland
and is threatening our allies in Europe
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and is threatening our allies in Europe
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and is threatening our allies in Europe
if they don't go along with the plan.
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if they don't go along with the plan.
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if they don't go along with the plan.
Apparently, because he's super mad he
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Apparently, because he's super mad he
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Apparently, because he's super mad he
didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize. But
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didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize. But
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didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize. But
this story has been brewing for a while.
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this story has been brewing for a while.
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this story has been brewing for a while.
And a few months ago, I traveled to
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And a few months ago, I traveled to
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And a few months ago, I traveled to
Oslo, Norway to see how Europeans felt
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Oslo, Norway to see how Europeans felt
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Oslo, Norway to see how Europeans felt
about our president and his quest of not
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about our president and his quest of not
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about our president and his quest of not
peace.
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peace.
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peace.
>> Donald Trump getting the Nobel Prize.
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>> Donald Trump getting the Nobel Prize.
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>> Donald Trump getting the Nobel Prize.
Yes or no?
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Yes or no?
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Yes or no?
>> No.
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>> No.
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>> No.
>> No.
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>> No.
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>> No.
>> No. No.
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>> No. No.
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>> No. No.
>> No. I think there's no way.
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>> No. I think there's no way.
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>> No. I think there's no way.
>> When I say Donald Trump Nobel Peace
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>> When I say Donald Trump Nobel Peace
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>> When I say Donald Trump Nobel Peace
Prize, what is your reaction?
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Prize, what is your reaction?
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Prize, what is your reaction?
>> No.
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>> No.
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>> No.
>> Crazy.
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>> Crazy.
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>> Crazy.
>> Yeah. Crazy.
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>> Yeah. Crazy.
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>> Yeah. Crazy.
>> Crazy.
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>> Crazy.
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>> Crazy.
>> A crazy man.
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>> A crazy man.
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>> A crazy man.
>> I'm putting you down for a no for the
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>> I'm putting you down for a no for the
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>> I'm putting you down for a no for the
peace prize.
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peace prize.
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peace prize.
>> Big no.
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>> Big no.
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>> Big no.
>> Big big no.
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>> Big big no.
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>> Big big no.
>> Big no.
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>> Big no.
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>> Big no.
>> Okay, let me let me pitch some
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>> Okay, let me let me pitch some
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>> Okay, let me let me pitch some
accomplishments. War on Christmas no
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accomplishments. War on Christmas no
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accomplishments. War on Christmas no
longer happening. Do you guys know about
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longer happening. Do you guys know about
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longer happening. Do you guys know about
the war on Christmas?
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the war on Christmas?
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the war on Christmas?
>> No.
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>> No.
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>> No.
>> No.
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>> No.
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>> No.
>> Exactly. Because he's snuffed it out.
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>> Exactly. Because he's snuffed it out.
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>> Exactly. Because he's snuffed it out.
Nobody's even talking about it anymore.
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Nobody's even talking about it anymore.
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Nobody's even talking about it anymore.
>> I don't think he really deserves much.
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>> I don't think he really deserves much.
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>> I don't think he really deserves much.
Definitely not the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Definitely not the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Definitely not the Nobel Peace Prize.
>> Really?
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>> Really?
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>> Really?
>> Yeah. What is it? What is it about
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>> Yeah. What is it? What is it about
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>> Yeah. What is it? What is it about
Donald Trump that makes you so certain
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Donald Trump that makes you so certain
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Donald Trump that makes you so certain
that he doesn't deserve that?
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that he doesn't deserve that?
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that he doesn't deserve that?
>> I'm not sure he even knows where Norway
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>> I'm not sure he even knows where Norway
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>> I'm not sure he even knows where Norway
is to be.
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is to be.
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is to be.
>> He doesn't fully understand global
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>> He doesn't fully understand global
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>> He doesn't fully understand global
geography, let alone geopolitics.
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geography, let alone geopolitics.
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geography, let alone geopolitics.
>> No, but he seems to have a lot of
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>> No, but he seems to have a lot of
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>> No, but he seems to have a lot of
opinions about it, though.
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opinions about it, though.
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opinions about it, though.
>> He does.
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>> He does.
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>> He does.
>> I mean, he knows where Greenland is at
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>> I mean, he knows where Greenland is at
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>> I mean, he knows where Greenland is at
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least.
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least.
>> Yes. I've run out of phrases to describe
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>> Yes. I've run out of phrases to describe
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>> Yes. I've run out of phrases to describe
Donald Trump. Do you have any other
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Donald Trump. Do you have any other
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Donald Trump. Do you have any other
phrases?
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phrases?
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phrases?
>> Douchebag son of a
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>> Douchebag son of a
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>> Douchebag son of a
>> Douchebag son of a Do you have
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>> Douchebag son of a Do you have
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>> Douchebag son of a Do you have
any German phrases? I would say like
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>> build it
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>> build it
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>> build it
>> build it
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>> build it
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>> build it
>> no build it
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>> no build it
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>> no build it
>> I could build it
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>> I could build it
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>> I could build it
>> g
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>> g
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>> g
>> build it
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>> build it
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>> build it
>> build it
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>> build it
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>> build it
>> build it
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>> build it
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>> build it
>> anger build it
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>> anger build it
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>> anger build it
>> what does that mean
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>> what does that mean
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>> what does that mean
>> like thinks really high on of himself
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>> like thinks really high on of himself
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>> like thinks really high on of himself
>> yeah really really high
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>> yeah really really high
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>> yeah really really high
>> ego maniacal are there any people in
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>> ego maniacal are there any people in
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>> ego maniacal are there any people in
German history that you have had
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German history that you have had
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German history that you have had
feelings like that about in the past
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I think we don't want to say that.
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I think we don't want to say that.
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I think we don't want to say that.
>> That's fair. That's fair. I've met
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>> That's fair. That's fair. I've met
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>> That's fair. That's fair. I've met
people who like him
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people who like him
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people who like him
>> and they are kind of crackheads or not
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>> and they are kind of crackheads or not
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>> and they are kind of crackheads or not
not heads, you know.
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not heads, you know.
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not heads, you know.
>> Crackheads.
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>> Crackheads.
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>> Crackheads.
>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
>> Or crackheads. They could be
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>> Or crackheads. They could be
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>> Or crackheads. They could be
>> crackheads or crackheads.
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>> crackheads or crackheads.
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>> crackheads or crackheads.
>> Like crackheads.
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>> Like crackheads.
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>> Like crackheads.
>> Crackheads.
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>> Crackheads.
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>> Crackheads.
>> I mean, if you guys don't give him this
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>> I mean, if you guys don't give him this
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>> I mean, if you guys don't give him this
thing, I'm worried about you guys. This
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thing, I'm worried about you guys. This
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thing, I'm worried about you guys. This
guy loves retro.
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guy loves retro.
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guy loves retro.
>> It's us. Yeah.
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>> It's us. Yeah.
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>> It's us. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
>> I forgot.
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>> I forgot.
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>> I forgot.
>> Aren't you worried about that?
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>> Aren't you worried about that?
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>> Aren't you worried about that?
>> No. It's too late, isn't it?
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>> No. It's too late, isn't it?
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>> No. It's too late, isn't it?
>> Well, I mean, you guys didn't give it to
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>> Well, I mean, you guys didn't give it to
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>> Well, I mean, you guys didn't give it to
him, but here's the deal. I don't know
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him, but here's the deal. I don't know
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him, but here's the deal. I don't know
if you saw January 6. This guy does not
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if you saw January 6. This guy does not
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if you saw January 6. This guy does not
accept the law.
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accept the law.
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accept the law.
>> No, he doesn't accept anything.
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>> No, he doesn't accept anything.
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>> No, he doesn't accept anything.
>> No.
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>> No.
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>> No.
>> Yeah. But even if Europeans feel
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>> Yeah. But even if Europeans feel
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>> Yeah. But even if Europeans feel
threatened, they have one consolation.
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threatened, they have one consolation.
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threatened, they have one consolation.
>> Honestly, I'm just happy that I'm not
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>> Honestly, I'm just happy that I'm not
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>> Honestly, I'm just happy that I'm not
living in the USA. Most people that I
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living in the USA. Most people that I
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living in the USA. Most people that I
talked to like don't want to go there
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talked to like don't want to go there
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talked to like don't want to go there
anymore.
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anymore.
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anymore.
>> We just want to boycott the USA right
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>> We just want to boycott the USA right
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>> We just want to boycott the USA right
now.
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now.
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now.
>> I have lost uh very much respect for
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>> I have lost uh very much respect for
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>> I have lost uh very much respect for
America after they continue to support
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America after they continue to support
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America after they continue to support
Trump.
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Trump.
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Trump.
>> Mhm. Uh I remember the first time he was
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>> Mhm. Uh I remember the first time he was
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>> Mhm. Uh I remember the first time he was
elected I was like they they will never
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elected I was like they they will never
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elected I was like they they will never
elect him and they still did and I was
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elect him and they still did and I was
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elect him and they still did and I was
very surprised then and I'm equally
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very surprised then and I'm equally
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very surprised then and I'm equally
surprised now.
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surprised now.
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surprised now.
>> So you've lost respect for America.
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>> So you've lost respect for America.
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>> So you've lost respect for America.
>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
>> But come on we've done so many other
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>> But come on we've done so many other
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>> But come on we've done so many other
good things. Have you seen Severance
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good things. Have you seen Severance
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good things. Have you seen Severance
season 2?
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season 2?
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season 2?
>> That's great.
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>> That's great.
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>> That's great.
>> That's great. Right.
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>> That's great. Right.
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>> That's great. Right.
>> You're welcome Europe. Sincerely
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>> You're welcome Europe. Sincerely
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>> You're welcome Europe. Sincerely
America.
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