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Where are you going?

Your mom needs help.

She's been so miserable recently. I think she just needs to get laid.

All you think about is sex.

I mean, can you blame me?

It is a good dig.

I know. Let's go another round. Come on, Billy.

You know, you and your mom have more in common than you think.

Seriously, believe it or not, she used to be a really fun -loving hippie chick.

I mean, I did see a couple of those pictures of her and those bell -bottoms

those prudy tops.

Rude? Your mom used to give blowjobs at parties.

You're messing with me, aren't you? No, I'm not.

Seriously, though, it's like her spirit has changed.

I mean, I thought it was just age, but it's almost like she's broken.

Dad'll do that to you.

So why can't you be just a little bit nicer to her?

Look, I've got my own issues, okay? I'm just going to lay low for a while and

focus on my art.

I know your art is important to you, but...

Your mom wouldn't be so hard on you about money if you were just a little

nicer to her. I guess I could get a couple shifts at the coffee shop or

something.

And?

And be nicer to her.

Good boy.

No.

Come on.

Don't look at those before breakfast.

I've been up for hours already.

Nothing kept you up, I hope?

No, I listened to my meditation tapes all night.

Any help?

I actually think they stress me out more.

How's your sex life?

I am just asking.

I mean, maybe you just need to get laid.

Oh my gosh.

I am not even going to dignify that with a response. I'm just saying.

Did you talk to Billy?

Yes, I did, and he'll be happy to know he's going to pick up a few shifts at

local coffee shop.

What?

We've been fighting about this for months, and in one night, boom?

You forget how persuasive I can be.

I guess.

Wow.

Good morning, Mom.

Good morning, son.

So, Auntie Gina said that you're going to get a job?

I'm sorry. I know I've been like the worst stepson ever, and I'm sure it's

really hard on you, but I want to make peace.

Am I dreaming?

No, I'm being sincere.

Is this some kind of a prank?

No, it's not a prank. It's just two people who love you more than anything

the world who want to make your day.

Alrighty. I have to run. I have some errands to go.

Do you... Are you sure you don't mind me staying for a bit?

Absolutely. Stay as long as you'd like.

I love having you, and you're a miracle worker.

Oh, well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

All right.

I'll see you guys later.

Bye.

All right, so

she's bribing you.

I'm just trying to be nice.

Is she paying you or something?

Look, I just want to help you, okay?

You're right.

I've been really tense since your dad left. I'm sorry.

I know, and I made it way harder, too.

It's all right. I get it.

No, really. I've been horrible. I've only been thinking about myself.

I'm sure it's been hard on you, too.

Yeah, it has been.

Dad wasn't really a great husband, was he?

You don't want to hear about that.

Well, for what it's worth, you're way hotter than a secretary.

Oh my goodness, I don't want to talk about this right now.

I'm sorry, but it's true.

You're 19.

You know, some guys just can't cope with their wives aging.

Well, older women are way hotter.

Dad was just too insecure, so he went for girls I didn't know. Who are you,

what have you done with my son?

I'm surprisingly mature.

I know.

You should find a man.

You're right. I'll just go online and order one. Do you think they could find

one with money and good looks?

You kid, but plenty of guys would kill to have you.

A man, a man, a man. What is with you and my sister wanting me to get a man?

Ask Aunt Gina.

I can make you feel really good.

I can help you relieve a lot of stress.

Wait. What are you telling me right now?

What are you doing?

Come on. Just let me help you.

Whoa.

So are you telling me you and Gina?

This makes so much sense.

First, my college boyfriend, and now my stepson.

Look, I was... I'm going to call her.

I was the one who pushed the idea.

She just wants to make you happy.

Of course she would say that.

Why are you going to call her?

To tell her to leave, obviously.

She can't... This is exactly who she is. She comes in and she is messing with

me. You don't understand.

Mom, stop.

Aunt Gina loves you so much. All she talks about is how she can make you

When did she tell you that? Before or after she fucked you?

Come on. I mean, who do you think encouraged me to get a job and help out

here? Oh my God, this is just... Look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have been so

pushy.

You're so beautiful.

He never told you that.

You're more than beautiful.

You're smart, and you're strong.

And sometimes... Sometimes I wish I could have been him.

It's just been so long since anyone's touched me.

You kiss me back.

Alright,

well, we need to stop before we get ahead of ourselves.

Why?

Just let me help you.

Wait. What are we doing?

We shouldn't be doing this.

Did Gina teach you to kiss like this?

You know, Auntie Gina said you used to be pretty wild back in the day.

That was a long time ago.

But if you let go a little bit, life would be a bit easier.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mom, you're so fucking hot.

What am I doing?

Do you want me to stop?

No.

Keep going.

Oh,

it's such a pretty...

Did Auntie Gina teach you that too?

I feel a little restricted in this shirt

You're such a big dick. Look at this beautiful dick.

Thank you so much.

It's so fucking good. I have pills in my mouth

You know what

mommy

wants?

You want me to wrap this mommy pussy around your dick?

Are you ready for this mommy?

Tiny little pussy?

Oh.

Um...