Original subtitles

This place is Hatsunejima.

The island’s precise location is unknown…

The island’s population: unknown.

A mysterious island with no detailed information available.

Some say the island is Atlantis, which had sunk deep into the ocean.

Some say it’s like the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, floating in the sky…

An island that spawns no shortage of stories in the imagination.

While its actual properties are unknown, let’s just say it’s a strange island.

This story is the crystallization

of the blood and sweat of the girls living on Hatsunejima.

Congratulations

Congratulations

A lot’s happened since I came to this island.

It’s so nostalgic…

Wait, someone else’s flashback was mixed in there!

No, this is wrong!

If I’m appearing in this DVD extra, I should be making funny comments.

Something weird is going on here. I’d better be careful.

That’s a great idea! I’m sure she’ll like it!

You bet she will!

Ah, Aishia!

It’s really you. Good timing! I was just about to call you.

Huh? Call me?

Now now, Sakura-chan, don’t give away too much.

Aw, why not? No matter how hard we try to hide it, she’ll find out eventually.

Then there’d be no point in hiding it at all!

Just don’t let Aishia know what’s going on, okay?

Oka~y. So, I’m going to stop by the secret cake store.

Nemu-chan, you pick up the decorations. Bye-bye!

Cake? Decorations?

Ahahaha, it’s nothing. See you!

How strange.

Asakura Mansion

Why’s it so dark in here?

Hey, Junichi! Nemu! Are you here?

Aishia, happy birthday!

Huh? Birthday?

Were you surprised? Sorry we were so evasive earlier.

I just wanted to surprise you.

I thought we should’ve thrown a normal party.

But it’s good to get the gang together and celebrate once in awhile.

Thanks, you two.

So, was it a shock to you?

Yes, and the main reason it was shocking was…

…because today’s not my birthday!

Ah, I should’ve known.

I thought I might’ve been mistaken, but…

Eh? Then…

Ah! Could it be that today is the Xth day since I came to the island,

Or the Xth day since I’ve been troubling the Asakuras…

Is that it?

Well… not quite.

May I come in?

Looks like they’re here! C’mon, Aishia, don’t just stand there.

Come over here.

Okay, I’m cutting the lights.

Huh? Why’re you making it dark?

Who’s here?

Just be quiet.

S-Sure.

Happy birthday!

Wow, you scared me!

Thanks, you three.

So, who is she?

What do you mean? She’s Inarimon-san.

Today just happens to be her birthday,

so we thought we’d celebrate your birthday along with it.

Ah, now I get it.

Along with it? I’m just an afterthought?

But I’d better take any celebration I can get, and not waste it.

I’ll just have to bear it like an adult.

Aishia, is something wrong?

N-No, everything’s fine!

All right you guys, come over here and have some cake.

Wow, it’s such a cute cake.

Come on, Aishia-chan, take a look at it.

She’s talking to me in a very friendly tone.

But do I even know her?

Wait, is she even IN this show?

Come on, hurry up!

Umm, sure! Boy, it sure is a cute cake~!

“Happy Birthday Yamada”

This… has the wrong name, doesn’t it?

No, it’s right. Yamada-san actually has the same birthday.

That’s right. So we’re celebrating along with her.

I-Is that so?

So where is this “Yamada-san”?

She was busy, so she couldn’t come today.

The cake’s not even for me! And it’s not even for Inarimon-san, either!

Come to think of it, is today the birthday of everyone named “Yamada”?

What’s Yamada-san’s first name, anyway?

Inarimon-san, Aishia, don’t just sit there gawking at it.

Take a look at the presents the others got for you.

Miharu and Mako went all-out to choose them.

Wow, thanks, everybody.

So, where are Miharu and Mako?

Well, Miharu, Arisu, and Shirakawa-san are at another friend’s birthday party.

They said it was an important friend, and they just had to be there.

I see.

Mako-chin and Komomiya-san said they had a movie they wanted to see.

Nanako-chan and Suginami-kun said they didn’t have the time to spare.

Don’t any of them know the meaning of the word “friend”?

Oh, wait, what’s Junichi up to?

W-Where’s Junichi?

Nii-san went out because a magazine he wants goes on sale today.

This is getting exhausting.

Don’t feel so down! Nemu-san and Yoshino-san are here, aren’t they?

Y-Yeah, I guess they are.

The others aren’t here, but they have sent presents.

And now, let’s present the presents!

Three rubber bands, one ballpoint pen core, and one screw.

Wow, what an amazing haul.

Isn’t it wonderful to receive all these presents?

I’ve had enough. I’m going home.

This lousy birthday is just too much to take!

Aishia-san…

Everyone’s doing this out of love…

How can you…?

Aishia…

We were hoping you’d be happy.

Ah, I’m sorry! What’s come over me?

You’re all celebrating for me…

Nemu, Sakura, thank you!

I’m so glad we’ve made peace.

And thank you, Inarimon-san. I was about to squander everyone’s good will.

Let’s be good friends from now on!

No, that’s a different matter entirely.

Please don’t get carried away.

Huh? But that’s the way things were flowing. Did I misread the signs?

But people say I’m such a good sign-reader!

Well, it’s about time.

That’s right! It’s about time to eat some cake.

No, that’s not it. It’s about time for us to go shopping and stuff.

You two, enjoy your birthdays and have a nice chat!

All right, Inarimon-san, relax and take your time.

Let’s go, Nemu-chan!

Yeah.

What did I ever do to deserve this?!

Say…

Yes, what is it?

I’d better be going, too.

Eh?!

They’re throwing a birthday party for me at home, so I’d better get to it.

Ah, sure…

Good-bye.

And now I’m all alone.

In that case, I’ll have to remake this world the way I want it!

It’ll be a world where nobody’s happy…

…a world where every day is Aishia-chan’s birthday!

And that was how Aishia's magical wish for happiness went hopelessly out of control.

And that was how Aishia's magical wish for happiness went hopelessly out of control.

And that was how Aishia's magical wish for happiness went hopelessly out of control.

THE END

THE END

Translated by: Zalis