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Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom!

Slam!

H-Huh? Why are you... Taka-kun, why?!

Th-The lock! The lock?!

Th-The lock! I need to lock it!

Lock!

L-Lulu-nee,

Lock, lock!

Sorry!

A Festival of Beautiful Women and a Place With a Beautiful Sunset

And there you have it.

I see.

What are you talking about?

What? Comrade Yoshino, were you not listening to what I said?

I just asked what it was!

Oh, it appears that's all for today.

No, hold on—

Hey, Kiyotaka.

I already decided to make sure

that my girlfriend is wearing a school swimsuit when I first have sex,

but lately I've been thinking bloomers would be nice, too.

Do we need to discuss this now?

So, what kind of sacred vestment should I get my girlfriend

to wear on the night of our holy ceremony, when we first have sex?

What do you think, Kiyotaka?

I don't care, idiot.

Why not?!

Kiyotaka, don't you get turned on by bloomers, too?!

They make you hard, right?!

I'll tell Shiki-san,

"Your younger brother is looking at the girls in school with unhealthy intent."

A-Anything but that!

My sister will kill my soul with that tongue of hers!

None of you really understand how terrible she is yet!

That woman's clever, and she still keeps up her act here at school.

Oh, hello, Shiki-san.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Though you're acting too frightened.

Y-You idiot!

Don't even joke about that!

Oh, hello, Shiki-san.

I said stop that!

No...

Huh?

So...

How did it come to this?

Ah, it's a garden of pretty women!

Please, could you just be quiet?

Now... What are you plotting with Suginami?

Plotting?

Taka-kun, just tell the truth.

Um...

You can tell me anything, right?

That's not the...

Just spill the damn beans, you stupid little brother!

Please spare me...

This is troublesome...

Huh?

Good grief, you let yourself get captured so easily?

How pathetic, Comrade Yoshino!

That's right! Be thankful—

What about Kousuke?

Hey, wait! Are you listening?!

Don't care!

Right now I only need you, my lifetime partner, Comrade Yoshino!

Wh-What?!

I-I hope you drink spoiled milk and get stuck on the toilet!

Get diarrhea! Get diarrhea! Get diarrhea!

Hm? What's wrong?

M-My stomach suddenly hurts...

Did you just make yourself get it?

Y-Yoshino Kiyotaka!

I-I'm letting you get away today!

Shouldn't you hurry?

If you keep waiting, you'll be in a really bad spot for a girl.

I-I'll make sure you pay for this!

Remember that!

Comrade Yoshino.

Yes?

Huh? H-Hey! H-Huh?!

To you, I grant this.

I don't need it.

Just take it. It's not like it'll be in the way, right?

What is it?

I cannot say right now, but it will surely come to your aid.

Come to my aid?

I pray for your success.

H-Hey!

Good grief...

It wouldn't be an overstatement to call you

the worst man in the world.

Please stop! Forgive me! I'm begging you!

If you really want my forgiveness...

If I do?

...A Jumbo Banana Parfait.

I might let you off for that, stupid brother.

Kiyotaka! Help me!

Hey, Kiyotaka! Hey!

Cut it out, you only look more pathetic.

Oh, what a coincidence.

You were clearly waiting for me...

Oh, don't worry.

I'm by myself now, so please relax.

So you say...

Actually...

I wanted... to have a talk with you in private...

Can we?

All right...

The sunset is beautiful, isn't it?

Um...

So, Kiyotaka-kun,

you wouldn't be holding on to anything from Suginami-kun, would you?

I-I do have something, yes...

Kiyotaka-kun...

I want it.

Er... I-It's not...

That's not fair!

Hold it, Eri!

Wh-What is...?!

Yoshino Kiyotaka! Prepare yourself!

What's going on here?!

Don't think you can escape from me!

Why?!

Hold it! Stop! Stand still!

You can't run anymore, Yoshino Kiyotaka!

Think! There has to be a way out of this...

Right?!

I'll just have to bet on that trick!

Look, there's a cute kitten over there!

What?!

Where?! Where's the cat?!

There's no cat anywhe—

Ah! Yoshino! Why you...!

You did well protecting the capsule, Comrade Yoshino.

I just never got

the chance to hand it over to the student council, Suginami-senpai.

So be it.

Thanks to the diversion you created,

we were able to complete

our main objective with splendid success.

You did?

Do you wish to know?

I'm fine.

Also, you can have this back!

Now, wait. That was a present for you.

I'm sure you'll need it in the near future.

I won't.

Just open it.

It might be exactly what you're seeking.

Th-This is...!

As you stand ready to climb the stairs to adulthood,

Comrade Yoshino, you will need this most.

Consider it a piece of my modest sentiments.

I-I don't need anything like this!

Charles, Charles, Charles...

I guess I'll give Mikoto a call.

Mikoto

What are you doing calling me?

That's quite the greeting.

I don't intend on being friendly with you.

We already exchanged numbers, so why not?

So, what do you want?

Nothing, just wondering if you were all right.

All right? Why?

Did you make it to the bathroom?

Wha— O-Of course I made it in time!

If I hadn't, I'd already be setting off on a journey to find myself!

I see. I was worried about you after that.

You liar!

You only asked that to try to be funny, didn't you?

Well, I can't deny that, but...

Yoshino Kiyotaka, I hope you get diarrhea! Get diarrhea!

If you do that again...

I hope she makes it again.

Oh, Lulu-nee.

What? What?

I thought... I should apologize.

Apologize?

Oh, for running.

It's all right, I forgive you.

But... You and President Eri...

Got all close like this, and I'm a bit jealous.

No, I mean...

What?

Um, about this morning...

This morning?

Wh-When I caught you in the bathroom...

I know it was an accident,

but I still ended up seeing a girl using the bathroom,

so um, I'm sorry!

Taka-kun, you meanie!

Forget about that, already!

Lulu-nee—

Don't get carried away just because Suginami-sama

called you his lifetime partner!

I'm not getting carried away...

You liar!

Are you like this in private, too?

Huh?

I just can't imagine what you'd be like outside of school.

What do you do all the time?

D-Does it matter what I do?!

It's a secret! A secret!

Judging by that reaction, you don't have anything to do,

so you just sit at home all day, doing nothing?

Th-That's not true! I don't do that!

U-Um, that, yes, that! I'm on standby!

I'm on standby so I'll be ready to act at any moment

Suginami-sama might call upon me!

Yes! That's it!

Wh-Why are you going silent?!

You're making it look like I'm some pitiful girl!

Well, for a growing girl to be on standby by herself at home...

isn't that strange?

Sh-Shut up! Y-You're no better!

You're always lazing around at home all day, right?!

You're daily life isn't so different from mine, is it?!

No, that's not true.

In the morning I go on walks, and investigate for our newspaper.

I keep pretty busy.

Even when I am home, Lulu-nee and Himeno are there carrying on.

There are times when I really would

love to just spend all day relaxing, but...

Wait, why are you crying?!

I-I'm not crying! I'm sweating from my eyes!

I-I mean it, I'm not crying!

Uh, then... Would you like to go somewhere

on our next day off? The two of us?

D-Do you mean it?!

Huh? Yeah... But if you don't want to...

I-It's not that I don't...

But Suginami-sama might call upon me!

Oh well, then.

S-So, if he isn't calling for me, then I could go with you...

I-I don't have a choice.

W-Well, as rivals, it would be

a good chance to observe how you spend your time,

so it's like a mission!

You seem oddly happy for that...

O-Of course not!

If you keep saying such things, I'll charge you with slander!

Anyway, I'll go with you if I'm free,

so figure out when and let me know.

Yeah.

Oh, right. Here.

What?

Suginami-senpai gave me this, but you can have it, Mikoto.

Wha—?! Bu—

I-I'm not going to thank you for it, though!

I don't have any choice but to take it!

See you later.

No!

You're late!

Huh? I'm right on time.

But you're later than me!

Okay, okay.

I can't believe it was Kiyotaka you were waiting for...

Stupid brother! Hurry up and order seconds.

You want to eat more?!

I can't calm myself down if I don't eat.

This is Hell!

Huh?

Oh, Aoi-chan!

Welcome.

I thought you were working at Hana Yori Dango today.

Does it inconvenience you if I'm working here today?

N-No, not really...

Are you here on a date with Mikoto-san?

Wha— N-No! Th-This isn't a date or anything!

Is that so?

You've been restless since the store opened,

and I saw you grinning from time to time,

as you drank over 20 cups of coffee.

B-Be quiet! Hinomoto Aoi!

Since the store opened?

That was over two hours ago...

D-Don't get the wrong idea!

I just happened to suddenly crave tea when I woke up today, that's all!

Check Coffee

I thought it was coffee you were drinking.

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Hey, where's Kiyotaka?

Hm, he was already gone when I woke up.

Good grief...

The nerve of leaving his destined lover alone...

Setting...

Senpai, good afternoon!

Charles-san, have you seen Nii-san?

No, I haven't.

Jeez! He won't answer his phone, either. Where did he go?

Don't tell me... he and Aoi-chan...

He and Aoi-chan?!

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Sakura Park

What's wrong, Mikoto?

It hit me! That pink bear hit me!

Why?! Why did that pink bear hit me?!

There's no way that'd happen.

It's true! It really did hit me!

This time!

Are you still going at it?

I'm not about to stop now!

Oh, boy... I'm going to go buy some drinks.

All right!

Out of bounds! This game is over!

Not yet!

I'm finishing this!

Not yet, you're not!

What?!

Cheater!

What?! You're the one who cheated!

H-Hey, stop it, Mikoto!

Stop this! Calm down!

Where did those two go?

Damn, I lost them...

That's because you were off chasing skirts.

Skirts?

Chasing?

H-Hey!

And to top it off, you lost sight of them, too.

You're so pathetic you can't even be a proper stalker.

Ew! She called him a stalker!

No way!

S-Stop saying that here! Everyone's looking at us!

Yes. That's why I'm saying it here.

I thought such gazes might make this a bit more pleasant for you.

There's no way it's making it better!

Oh? But I thought it would be the height of pleasure

for a masochist like you, stupid brother!

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How was it?

Do you feel like you spent a good day off today?

Yes...

That's great.

I, well... I've never gone out with frien—

No, classmates, to spend a day off like this before...

You don't have any friends...?

Wha— Of course I have friends!

They invite me to hang out, too!

It's just...

It's just?

It always feels off.

Even when we're talking, it's like I'm outside the loop...

That's true.

Shut up!

Anyway, I can tell that everyone is trying to be considerate...

Wh-What's so funny?!

You're overthinking it.

If they didn't like you, they wouldn't talk to you,

or be considerate in the first place.

Huh?

Well, there are times you might be a little annoying,

but we all have fun when you're around.

So, next time, I think they'd enjoy it if you invited them to hang out.

W-Would you, um...

If I invited you... um, would you be happy?

Of course. Let's do this again sometime.

I guess it can't be helped, then.

If you're going that far, I suppose I can come again sometime.

Good grief... Kiyotaka-san, you're too nice to girls!

You only get today...

Uh, um, well...

What is it?

Today... um... was a little... fun.

I see.

Thank you.

I had fun, too. Thanks, Mikoto.

You know, you're cute when you smile.

Wha—

I'll have you know,

you and I are still rivals for Suginami-sama!

I'm not going to lose!

Later!

Oh boy...

This is...

Glad you made it, Comrade Yoshino.

Suginami-senpai! Don't just suddenly appear behind me!

What is this address for?

The homepage for Amakase Detective Agency.

Amakase Detective Agency? Wait, a detective?!

Yes.

But I don't have anything to ask a detective to investigate...

You do.

Huh?

The mystery of the cherry blossoms.

But I couldn't afford to pay the bill.

Well, there's no need to worry about such matters.

That agency is a bit of a special place.

Special?

It won't cost you anything, so do not fear.

I see...

Tell them the unofficial newspaper recommended you to them,

and you'll speed things along.

Now then, I pray for your success.

Today you've done a service for Member #1.

Amakase Detective Agency

Welcome to Amakase Detective Agency!

A Place We Both Reached

You went on a date with Mikoto.

It wasn't really a date!

Hmph! As if I care!

Ricca-san...

Next time, A Place We Both Reached

Hey, Kiyotaka, how do you feel about me?

I...