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Okay, hold on,
don't shoot.

You see where you're going?
Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Now, let's worry
about how you get there.

Gotta move
your foot here.

Point your toe this way.

Your hips here.

Okay?

Can you see?
Yeah.

Are you sure?
Mm-hmm.

How about now?
Can you see now?

No.
How about now?

All right.

Ready? Three fingers.

Nice!

Nice throw, kiddo.

Here you go.

Hey, you guys
want mayo? Or mustard?

Or both?

Who puts mayo
on a hot dog?

Probably your brothers.

Uh, two mustard, please!
Thanks, Mama.

Got it!

Nate, mayo or mustard?

How about ketchup?

Or ketchup.
I got ketchup, too.

Mind your elbow.

Good job, hawk-eye.

Go get your arrow.

Hey, guys!

Enough practice.
Soup's on!

All right.

We're coming.
We're hungry.

Lila, let's go.

Lila?

Honey?

Hey, babe?

Babe?

Babe?

Boys!

Boys!

Laura!

You don't need
to do that.

Because, uh, you're just
holding the position.

Oh, yeah.

That was close.

That's a goal.
We are now one apiece.

I would like to try again.

We're tied up.
Feel the tension?

It's fun.

That was terrible.
Now you have a chance to win.

And you've won.

Congratulations.

Fair game.

Good sport.

You have fun?

It was fun.

This thing on?

Hey, Miss Potts. Pep.

If you find this recording...

don't post it on social media.

It's gonna be
a real tearjerker.

I don't know if you're
ever gonna see these.

I don't even know
if you're still...

Oh, God, I hope so.

Today's day 21.

No, uh, 22.

You know, if it wasn't
for the existential terror...

of staring into
the literal void of space,

I'd say I'm feeling
a little better today.

Infection's run its course,

thanks to
the Blue Meanie back there.

Oh, you'd love her.

Very practical.

Only a tiny bit sadistic.

So, the fuel cells
were cracked during battle...

and we figured out a way
to reverse the ion charge...

and bought ourselves
about 48 hours of flight time.

Uh, but it's now dead
in the water.

Thousand light years
from the nearest 7-Eleven.

Oxygen will run out
tomorrow morning...

and that'll be it.

Pep, I know I said
no more surprises...

but I gotta say
I was really hoping

to pull off one last one.

But it looks like...

Well, you know
what it looks like.

Don't feel bad about this.

I mean, actually, if you
grovel for a couple weeks...

and then move on
with enormous guilt...

I should probably lie down
for a minute.

Go rest my eyes.

Please know...

when I drift off, it'll be
like every night lately.

I'm fine. Totally fine.

I dream about you.

Because it's always you.

Couldn't stop him.

Neither could I.

Hang on.

I lost the kid.

Tony, we lost.

Is, uh...?

Oh, good.
Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

It's okay.

It's been 23 days
since Thanos came to Earth.

World governments
are in pieces.

The parts that are
still working...

...are trying to take a census
and it looks like he did...

He did exactly what he said
he was gonna do.

Thanos wiped out...

...50% of all
living creatures.

Where is he now? Where?

We don't know.

He just opened a portal
and walked through.

What's wrong with him?

Oh, he's pissed.

He thinks he failed.

Which, of course, he did...

but there's a lot of that
going around, ain't there?

Honestly,
until this exact second

I thought you were
a Build-A-Bear.

Maybe I am.

We've been hunting Thanos
for three weeks now.

Deep space scans...

and satellites,
and we got nothing.

Tony, you fought him.

Who told you that?

I didn't fight him.

No, he wiped my face
with a planet...

while the Bleecker Street
magician

gave away the store.

That's what happened.

There was no fight,
'cause he's not beatable.

Did he give you any clues,
any coordinates, anything?

Uh...

I saw this coming
a few years back.

I had a vision.
I didn't wanna believe it.

Thought I was dreaming.

Tony, I'm gonna
need you to focus.

And I needed you.

As in, past tense.

That trumps what you need.
It's too late, buddy.

Sorry.

You know what I need?
I need a shave.

And I believe I remember
telling all youse...

Tony, Tony!

...alive and otherwise,
that what we needed

was a suit of armor
around the world.

Remember that?

Whether it impacted
our precious freedoms or not.

That's what we needed.

Well, that didn't
work out, did it?

I said we'd lose.

You said, "We'll do that
together, too."

And guess what, Cap?

We lost.

And you weren't there.

But that's what
we do, right?

Our best work after the fact?
We're the "Avengers."

We're the "Avengers,"
not the "Pre-vengers."

Okay.
Right?

You made your point.
Just sit down, okay?

Okay. No, no,
here's my point. You know what?

She's great by the way.
Tony, you're sick. Sit down.

We need you.
You're new blood.

Bunch of tired old mules.
I got nothing for you, Cap.

I got no coordinates...

no clues, no strategies,
no options.

Zero. Zip. Nada.

No trust, liar.

Here, take this.

You find him,
you put that on...

you hide.

Tony!
I'm fine.

Let me...

Bruce gave him
a sedative.

He's gonna probably
be out for the rest of the day.

You guys
take care of him...

and I'll bring him a Xorrian elixir
when I come back.

Where are you going?

To kill Thanos.

Hey.

You know, we usually work
as a team here...

and, uh, between
you and I, morale's a little fragile.

We realize up there
is more your territory,

but this is
our fight, too.

You even know
where he is?

I know people who might.

Don't bother.

I can tell you
where Thanos is.

Thanos spent a long time
trying to perfect me.

And when he worked,
he talked about his Great Plan.

Even disassembled,
I wanted to please him.

I'd ask...

where would we go
once his plan was complete?

And his answer
was always the same.

"To the Garden."

That's cute.
Thanos has a retirement plan.

So, where is he?

When Thanos snapped
his fingers...

Earth became ground zero
for a power surge

of ridiculously
cosmic proportions.

No one's ever seen
anything like it.

Until two days ago...

on this planet.

Thanos is there.

He used the stones again.

Hey, hey, hey.

We'd be going in
shorthanded, you know?

Look, he's still
got the stones, so...

So, let's get 'em.

Use them to bring
everyone back.

Just like that?

Yeah. Just like that.

Even if there's
a small chance that we can undo this...

I mean, we owe it to everyone
who's not in this room to try.

If we do this,
how do we know

it's gonna end any differently
than it did before?

Because before
you didn't have me.

Hey, new girl?

Everybody in this room
is about that superhero life.

And if you don't mind
my asking,

where the hell
have you been all this time?

There are a lot of other
planets in the universe.

And unfortunately,
they didn't have you guys.

I like this one.

Let's go get
this son of a bitch.

Okay.

Who here hasn't been
to space?

Why?

You better not throw up
on my ship.

Approaching jump in three...

two, one.

I'll head down for recon.

This is gonna work, Steve.

I know it will.

'Cause I don't know what
I'm gonna do if it doesn't.

No satellites.
No ships. No armies.

No ground defenses
of any kind.

It's just him.

And that's enough.

Oh, no.

Where are they?

Answer the question.

The universe
required correction.

After that, the stones
served no purpose...

beyond temptation.

You murdered trillions!

You should be grateful.

Where are the stones?

Gone.

Reduced to atoms.

You used them two days ago!

I used the stones
to destroy the stones.

It nearly killed me.

But the work is done.

It always will be.

I am inevitable.

We have to tear this place apart.
He has to be lying!

My father
is many things.

A liar is not one of them.

Ah.

Thank you, daughter.

Perhaps I treated you
too harshly.

What?

What did you do?

I went for the head.

So...

...I, uh, went on a date
the other day.

It's the first time
in five years.

You know? I'm sitting there
at dinner.

I didn't even know
what to talk about.

What did you talk about?

Eh, same old crap. You know,
how things have changed.

My job, his job.

How much we miss the Mets.

And then things got quiet...

then he cried as they were
serving the salads.

What about you?

I cried just before dessert.

But I'm seeing him
again tomorrow, so...

That's great.

You did the hardest part.
You took the jump.

You didn't know where
you were gonna come down.

And that's it.
That's those little

brave baby steps
we gotta take...

to try and become whole again,
try and find purpose.

I went in the ice in '45,

right after I met
the love of my life.

Woke up 70 years later.

You gotta move on.

Gotta move on.

The world is in our hands.

It's left to us, guys.

And we gotta do
something with it.

Otherwise...

Thanos should've killed
all of us.

What the hell?

Hope?

Kid!

Hey, kid!

What the hell happened here?

Oh, my God!

Oh, please!

Please, please!

No, no, no. No.

No.

Excuse me. Sorry.

Oh, Cassie, no.

No, no, no.

No, no.

Please, please, please.
No, Cassie.

What?

Cassie?

Dad?

You're so big!

Yeah. We boarded

that highly-suspect
warship Danvers pinged.

It was an infectious
garbage scow.

So, thanks
for the hot tip.

Well, you were closer.

Yeah. And now
we smell like garbage.

You get a reading
on those tremors?

'Twas a mild subduction
under the African plate.

Do we have a visual?
How are we handling it?

Nat.

It's an earthquake
under the ocean.

We handle it
by not handling it.

Carol, are we seeing you
here next month?

Not likely.

What? You gonna get
another haircut?

Listen, fur face.

I'm covering
a lot of territory.

The things that are
happening on Earth

are happening
everywhere.

On thousands of planets.

All right, all right.
That's a good point.

That's a good point.

So, you might not see me
for a long time.

All right. Uh, well...

This channel's
always active.

So, if anything
goes sideways...

anyone's making trouble
where they shouldn't...

comes through me.

Okay.

All right.

Good luck.

Where are you?

Mexico.

The Federales found
a room full of bodies.

Looks like a bunch
of cartel guys...

never even had a chance
to get their guns off.

It's probably a rival gang.

Except it isn't.

It's definitely Barton.

What he's done here...

what he's been doing
for the last few years...

I mean, the scene
that he left...

I gotta tell you,

there's a part of me that
doesn't even wanna find him.

Will you find out
where he's going next?

Nat?

Please?

Okay.

You know, I'd offer
to cook you dinner...

but you seem
pretty miserable already.

You here
to do your laundry?

And to see a friend.

Clearly, your friend is fine.

You know,
I saw a pod of whales

when I was coming over
the bridge.

In the Hudson?
There's fewer ships...

cleaner water.

You know, if you're
about to tell me

to look on the bright side...

Um...

I'm about to hit you
in the head

with a peanut butter sandwich.

Hmm.

Sorry.

Force of habit.

You know,
I keep telling everybody

they should move on...

and grow.

Some do.

But not us.

If I move on, who does this?

Maybe it doesn't need
to be done.

I used to have nothing.

And then I got this.

This job.

This family.

And I was better
because of it.

And even though
they're gone...

I'm still trying to be better.

I think we both
need to get a life.

You first.

Oh, hi, hi!

Uh, is anyone home?

This is, uh, Scott Lang.

We met a few years ago
at the airport...

in Germany?

I was the guy that got
really big. I had a mask on.

You wouldn't recognize me.
Is this an old message?

Ant-Man?
I know you know that.

It's the front gate.

I really need
to talk to you guys.

Scott.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Have either of you guys
ever studied quantum physics?

Only to make
conversation.

All right, so...

five years ago,
right before...

Thanos...

I was in a place called
the quantum realm.

The quantum realm is like
its own microscopic universe.

To get in there,
you have to be incredibly small.

Hope. She's my, um...

She was my...

She was supposed
to pull me out.

And then Thanos happened...

and I got stuck in there.

I'm sorry, that must have been
a very long five years.

Yeah, but that's just it.

It wasn't.

For me, it was five hours.

See, the rules
of the quantum realm

aren't like
they are up here.

Everything is unpredictable.

Is that anybody's sandwich?

I'm starving.

Scott.

What are you
talking about?

So...

what I'm saying is...

time works differently
in the quantum realm.

The only problem is
right now

we don't have a way
to navigate it.

But what if we did?

I can't stop thinking
about it.

What if we could somehow
control the chaos...

and we could navigate it?

What if there was a way...

that we could enter
the quantum realm

at a certain point in time...

but then exit
the quantum realm

at another point in time?

Like...

- Like before Thanos.
- Wait.

Are you talking
about a time machine?

No. No, of course not.
No, not a time machine.

This is more like a...

Yeah. Like a time machine.

I know, it's crazy.
It's crazy.

But I can't stop
thinking about it.

There's gotta be...

some way...

- It's crazy.
- Scott.

I get emails from a raccoon...

so nothing sounds crazy
anymore.

So, who do we talk to
about this?

Chow time!

Maguna.

Morgan H. Stark,
you want some lunch?

Define "lunch"

or be disintegrated.
Okay.

You should not be
wearing that, okay?

That is part of a special
anniversary gift

I'm making for Mom.

There you go.
You thinking about lunch?

I can give you a handful of crickets
on a bed of lettuce.

No.
That's what you want.

How did you find this?

Garage.
Really?

Were you looking for it?
No.

I found it, though.
Hmm.

You like going in
the garage, huh?

So does Daddy.

It's fine, actually.
Mom never wears anything I buy her.

So, I'm gonna...

No. We know
what it sounds like.

Tony, after everything
you've seen,

is anything really
impossible?

Quantum fluctuation messes
with the Planck scale...

which then triggers
the Deutsch Proposition.

Can we agree on that?

Thank you.

In layman's terms,
it means you're not coming home.

I did.
No.

You accidentally survived.

It's a billion-to-one
cosmic fluke.

And now you wanna pull a...
What do you call it?

A time heist?

Yeah, a time heist.
Of course.

Why didn't we think
of this before?

Oh, because it's laughable.
Because it's a pipe dream.

The stones are in the past.

We could go back,
we could get them.

We can snap our own fingers.
We can bring everybody back.

Or screw it up worse than
he already has, right?

I don't believe we would.

Gotta say it. I sometimes
miss that giddy optimism.

However, high hopes
won't help...

if there's no logical,
tangible way

for me to safely execute
said time heist.

I believe
the most likely outcome

will be our
collective demise.

Not if we strictly follow
the rules of time travel.

All right?
It means no talking to our past selves...

no betting
on sporting events.

I'm gonna stop you
right there, Scott.

Are you seriously
telling me

that your plan
to save the universe...

is based on
Back to the Future?

Is it?
No.

Good. You had me
worried there.

'Cause that would be
horseshit.

That's not how
quantum physics works.

Tony.

We have to take a stand.

We did stand.
And yet, here we are.

I know you got
a lot on the line.

You got a wife, a daughter.

But I lost someone
very important to me.

A lotta people did.

And now, now we have a chance
to bring her back...

to bring everyone back,

and you're telling me
that you won't even...

That's right, Scott.
I won't even.

I can't.

Mommy told me
to come and save you.

Good job. I'm saved.

I wish you were
coming here to ask me something else.

Anything else.

I'm honestly happy
to see you guys, I just...

Oh, look, the table's
set for six.

Tony. I get it.

And I'm happy for you.
I really am.

But this is a second chance.

I got my second chance
right here, Cap.

Can't roll the dice on it.

If you don't talk shop,
you can stay for lunch.

Well, he's scared.

He's not wrong.

Yeah, but, I mean,
what are we gonna do?

We need him.
What, are we gonna stop?

No, I wanna do it right.

We're gonna need
a really big brain.

Bigger than his?

Come on, I feel like
I'm the only one eating here.

Try some of that.

Have some eggs.

I'm so confused.

These are confusing times.

Right, no, no.
That's not what I meant.

Nah, I get it.
I'm kidding!

I know, it's crazy.

I'm wearing shirts now.

Yeah. What? How? Why?

Five years ago,
we got our asses beat.

Except it was worse
for me...

'cause I lost twice.

First, Hulk lost,
then Banner lost...

and then, we all lost.

No one blamed you, Bruce.

I did.

For years, I've been
treating the Hulk

like he's some kind
of disease...

something to get rid of.

But then, I start looking
at him as the cure.

Eighteen months
in the gamma lab.

I put the brains
and the brawn together...

and now, look at me.

Best of both worlds.

Excuse me, Mr. Hulk?
Yes.

Can we get a photo?

100%, little person.

Come on, step on up.
Do you mind?

- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Thanks.

Say "green."

Green.
Green.

Did you get that?

That's a good one.

Did you want to grab one
with me? I'm Ant-Man.

They're Hulk fans.
They don't know Ant-Man.

Nobody does.
No, he wants you to take

a picture with him.
I don't want a picture.

Stranger danger.

Yeah, look, he's even
saying no, he doesn't.

I get it.
I don't want it, either.

But come on. The kid...

I don't want a picture
with them.

He's gonna feel bad.
Sorry.

They're happy to do it.
They said they'll do it.

I don't want to do it.
We can do it.

- No, you feel bad.
- Take the goddamn phone.

Okay.

Thank you, Mr. Hulk.

No, it was great,
kids. Thank you very much.

Hulk out!

Bruce.

Dab.

Bruce.
Listen to your mom.

She knows better.

About what we were saying.

Right.

The whole time travel
do-over?

Eh, guys, it's outside
of my area of expertise.

Well, you pulled this off.

I remember a time when that seemed
pretty impossible, too.

I've got a mild inspiration.

I'd like to see
if it checks out.

So, I'd like to run
one last sim

before we pack it in
for the night.

This time, in the shape
of a Mobius strip,

inverted, please.

Processing.

Right, give me the eigenvalue
of that particle...

factoring in spectral decomp.

- That'll take a second.
- Just a moment.

And don't worry if it doesn't pan out.
I'm just kinda...

Model rendered.

Shit!

Shit!

What are you
doing up, little miss?

Shit.
Nope. We don't say that.

Only Mommy says that word.

She coined it.
It belongs to her.

Why are you up?

'Cause I've got some
important shit going on here!

Why do you think?

No, I got something
on my mind.

I got something on my mind.

Was it juice pops?

Sure was.

That's extortion.
That's a word.

What kind you want?

Great minds think alike.

Juice pops exactly...

was on my mind.

You done? Yeah?

Now you are.

Here. Wipe.

Good. That face
goes there.

Tell me a story.

A story.

Once upon a time, Maguna went to bed.
The end.

That is a horrible story.

Come on, that's
your favorite story.

Love you tons.

I love you 3,000.

Wow.

3,000.
That's crazy.

Go to bed or I'll sell
all your toys.

Night night.

Not that it's a competition...

but she loves me 3,000.

Does she, now?

You were somewhere
in the low 6 to 900 range.

Whatcha reading?

Just a book on composting.

What's new with composting?

Interesting science...
I figured it out.

By the way.

And, you know,

just so we're talking
about the same thing...

Time travel.

What?

Wow.

That's amazing...

and terrifying.

That's right.

We got really lucky.

Yeah.

I know.

A lot of people didn't.

Nope. And I can't
help everybody.

Sorta seems like you can.

Not if I stop.

I can put a pin in it
right now and stop.

Tony...

trying to get you to stop...

has been one of the few
failures of my entire life.

Something tells me...

I should put it
in a lockbox

and drop it to the bottom
of the lake...

and go to bed.

But would you be able to rest?

Okay, here we go.
Time travel test number one.

Scott, fire up...

the, uh, van thing.

Breakers are set.

Emergency generators
are on standby.

Good, because
if we blow the grid,

I don't want to lose, uh,
Tiny here in the 1950s.

Excuse me?
He's kidding.

You can't say things
like that.

It was a bad joke.

You were kidding, right?

I have no idea.
We're talking about time travel here.

Either it's all a joke,
or none of it is.

We're good!

Get your helmet on.

Scott, I'm gonna
send you back a week...

let you walk around
for an hour,

then bring you back
in 10 seconds.

Make sense?

Perfectly not confusing.

Good luck, Scott.
You got this.

You're right.
I do, Captain America.

On a count of three...

Three, two, one.

Uh... Guys?

This doesn't feel right.

What is this?

- What's going on?
- Who is that?

Hold on.
Is that Scott?

Yes, it's Scott.

What's going on, Bruce?
Oh, my back!

What is this?
Hold on a second.

Could I get
a little space here?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you bring him back?

I'm working on it.

It's a baby.

- It's Scott.
- As a baby.

He'll grow.
Bring Scott back.

When I say kill the power,
kill the power.

Oh, my God.

And... kill it!

Somebody peed my pants.

Oh, thank God.

But I don't know
if it was baby me or old me.

Or just me me.

Time travel!

What?

I see this as an absolute win.

Why the long face?

Let me guess,
he turned into a baby.

Among other things, yeah.
What are you doing here?

It's the EPR Paradox.

Instead of pushing Lang
through time,

you might've wound up...

pushing time through Lang.

It's tricky, dangerous.

Somebody could have
cautioned you against it.

You did.

Oh, did I?

Well, thank God
I'm here.

Regardless, I fixed it.

A fully functioning
time-space GPS.

I just want peace.

Turns out resentment
is corrosive, and I hate it.

Me, too.

We got a shot
at getting these stones,

but I gotta tell you
my priorities.

Bring back what we lost,
I hope, yes.

Keep what I found,
I have to, at all costs.

And maybe not die trying.

Would be nice.

Sounds like a deal.

Tony, I don't know.

Why?

He made it for you.

Plus, honestly,
I have to get it out of the garage

before Morgan
takes it sledding.

Thank you, Tony.

Will you keep that
a little quiet?

Didn't bring one
for the whole team.

We are getting
the whole team, yeah?

We're working
on that right now.

Hey, Humie.

Where's Big Green?

The kitchen, I think.

That's awesome.

Rhodey,
careful on re-entry.

There's an idiot
in the landing zone.

Oh, God.

What's up,
Regular-Sized Man?

Kind of a step down
from the golden palaces

and the magic hammers
and whatnot.

Hey, have a little
compassion, pal.

First, they lost Asgard,
then half their people.

They're probably just happy
to have a home.

You shouldn't have come.

Ah!

Valkyrie!

Great to see you,
angry girl!

I think I liked you better
either of the other ways.

This is Rocket.

How ya doing?

He won't see you.

It's that bad, huh?

We only see him
once a month

when he comes
in for "supplies."

It's that bad.

Yeah.

What the...?

Whew! Something died in here!

Hello? Thor!

Are you here
about the cable?

The Cinemax went out
two weeks ago...

and the sports are all
kinda fuzzy and whatnot.

Thor?

Boys! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God,
it's so good to see you!

Come here,
cuddly little rascal.

- Yeah, no, I'm good.
- I'm good.

That's not necessary.

Hulk, you know my friends
Miek and Korg, right?

- Hey, boys!
- Hey, guys.

Long time no see.

Beer's in the bucket.

Feel free to log on
to the Wi-Fi.

No password, obviously.

Thor, he's back.

That kid on the TV just
called me a dickhead again.

Noobmaster.

Yeah, NoobMaster69
called me a dickhead.

I am sick of this.

Noobmaster, hey,
it's Thor again.

You know,
the God of Thunder.

Listen, bud, if you don't log off
this game immediately...

I am gonna fly over
to your house,

come down to that basement
you're hiding in...

rip off your arms,
and shove them up your butt!

Oh, that's right, yes!

Go cry to your father,
you little weasel.

Thank you, Thor.

Let me know if he
bothers you again, okay?

Thank you very much.
I will.

So, you guys want a drink?
What are we drinking?

I've got beer, tequila,
all sorts of things.

Buddy.

You all right?
Yes, I'm fine. Why?

Why, don't I look all right?

You look like
melted ice cream.

So, what's up?
You just here for a hang, or what?

We need your help.
Mm.

There might be a chance
we could fix everything.

What, like the cable?

'Cause that's been
driving me bananas for weeks.

Like Thanos.

Don't say that name.

Um, yeah, we don't actually
say that name in here.

Please take
your hand off me.

Now, I know that guy...

might scare you.

Why would I be...?

Why would I be scared
of that guy?

I'm the one who killed
that guy, remember?

Hmm.

Anyone else here
kill that guy?

Nope.

Didn't think so.

Korg, why don't you,
uh, tell everybody

who chopped
Thanos' big head off?

Um, Stormbreaker?

Who was swinging
Stormbreaker?

I get it. You're in
a rough spot, okay?

I've been there myself.

And you want to know
who helped me out of it?

Was it Natasha?

It was you.

You helped me.

So, why don't you ask...

the Asgardians down there...

how much my help is worth?

The ones that are left,
anyway.

I think we could
bring them back.

Stop.

Stop, okay?

I know you think I'm down here

wallowing in my own
self-pity...

waiting to be rescued
and saved...

but I'm fine, okay.
We're fine, aren't we?

Oh, we're
good here, mate.

So, whatever it is
that you're offering, we're not into it.

Don't care.
Couldn't care less.

Goodbye.

We need you, pal.

There's beer on the ship.

What kind?

What I want you can't give me.

You shouldn't be here.

Neither should you.

I've got a job to do.

Is that what
you're calling this?

Killing all these people

isn't gonna bring
your family back.

We found something.

A chance, maybe.

Don't.

Don't what?

Don't give me hope.

I'm sorry I couldn't
give it to you sooner.

You're drifting left.

One side there, Lebowski.

Ratchet, how's it going?

It's Rocket.

Take it easy. You're only
a genius on Earth, pal.

Time travel suit,
not bad.

Hey, hey, hey!
Easy! Easy!

I'm being very careful.

No, you're being very Hulky.

I'm being careful.

These are Pym Particles,
all right?

And ever since
Hank Pym got snapped

out of existence,
this is it.

This is what we have.
We're not making any more.

- Scott, calm down.
- Sorry.

We've got enough for one
round-trip each. That's it.

No do-overs.

Plus two test runs.

One test run.

All right.
I'm not ready for this.

I'm game.

I'll do it.

Clint,
now you're gonna feel

a little discombobulated
from the chronoshift.

Don't worry about that.

Wait a second.
Let me ask you something.

If we can do this,
you know...

go back in time, why don't
we just find baby Thanos?

You know, and...

First of all,
that's horrible.

It's Thanos.

And secondly,
time doesn't work that way.

Changing the past
doesn't change the future.

Look, we go back,
we get the stones

before Thanos gets them...

Thanos doesn't have
the stones. Problem solved.

Bingo.
That's not how it works.

Well, that's what
I heard.

Wait, but who?
Who told you that?

Star Trek,
Terminator, Timecop...

Time After Time.
Quantum Leap.

Wrinkle in Time,
Somewhere in Time.

Hot Tub Time Machine.

Hot Tub Time Machine.

Bill and Ted's
Excellent Adventure.

Basically, any movie
that deals with time travel.

Die Hard.
No, that's not one.

This is known.

I don't know why
everyone believes that,

but that isn't true.

Think about it.
If you travel to the past...

that past becomes
your future...

and your former present
becomes the past...

which can't now be changed
by your new future.

Exactly.

So Back to the Future
is a bunch of bullshit?

All right, Clint.

We're going in three, two...

one.

Cooper?

Where are my headphones?

Lila?

I never had them.
Lila?

Yeah,
you had them yesterday!

Lila! Lila!

Yeah, Dad?

Dad?

Lila!

Hey. Hey, look at me.

You okay?

Yeah. Yeah.

It worked.

It worked.

Okay, so the how works.

Now, we gotta figure out
the when and the where.

Almost everyone in this room
has had an encounter...

with at least one
of the six Infinity Stones.

Or substitute
the word "encounter"...

for "damn near been killed"

by one of the six
Infinity Stones.

Well, I haven't...

but I don't even know

what the hell
you're all talking about.

Regardless, we only have
enough Pym Particles

for one round-trip each.

And these stones have been

in a lot of different places
throughout history.

Our history.

So, not a lot of convenient
spots to just drop in, yeah?

Which means we have
to pick our targets.

Correct.

So, let's start
with the Aether.

Thor, what do you know?

Is he asleep?

No, no.
I'm pretty sure he's dead.

Uh, where to start? Um...

The Aether, firstly,
is not a stone.

Someone called it
a stone before.

Um, it's more of an angry
sludge sort of a thing...

so someone's gonna need
to amend that

and stop saying that.

Here's an interesting story,
though, about the Aether.

My grandfather,
many years ago...

had to hide the stone
from the Dark Elves.

Ooh.
Scary beings.

So, Jane, actually...

Oh, there she is.

Yeah, so Jane was
an old flame of mine.

You know, she stuck her hand
inside a rock this one time...

and then the Aether
stuck itself inside her...

and she became
very, very sick.

And so I had to
take her to Asgard,

which is where I'm from...

and we had to try
and fix her.

We were dating at the time,
you see...

and I got to introduce her
to my mother...

who's dead and, um...

Oh, you know, Jane and I

aren't even
dating anymore, so...

Yes, these things happen,
though. You know?

Nothing lasts forever.
The only thing that...

Why don't you come sit down?
I'm not done yet.

The only thing
that is permanent in life

is impermanence.

Awesome.
Eggs? Breakfast?

No. I'd like a Bloody Mary.

Quill said he stole
the Power Stone from Morag.

- Is that a person?
- No, Morag's a planet.

Quill was a person.

Like a planet?
Like in outer space?

Oh, look.

It's like a little puppy,
all happy and everything.

Do you wanna go to space?
You wanna go to space, puppy?

I'll take you to space.

Thanos found
the Soul Stone on Vormir.

What is Vormir?

A dominion of death...

at the very center
of celestial existence.

It's where Thanos
murdered my sister.

Not it.

- That Time Stone guy.
- Doctor Strange.

Yeah, what kind
of doctor was he?

Ear-nose-throat
meets rabbit-from-hat.

Nice place
in the Village, though.

Yeah,
on Sullivan Street?

Mm... Bleecker Street.

Wait, he lived
in New York?

No,
he lived in Toronto.

Uh, yeah, on Bleecker
and Sullivan.

Have you been listening
to anything?

Guys.

If you pick
the right year,

there are three stones
in New York.

Shut the front door.

All right.
We have a plan.

Six stones, three teams,
one shot.

Five years ago,
we lost.

All of us.

We lost friends.

We lost family.

We lost a part of ourselves.

Today, we have a chance
to take it all back.

You know your teams.
You know your missions.

Get the stones. Get them back.

One round-trip each.

No mistakes...

no do-overs.

Most of us are going
somewhere we know.

That doesn't mean
we should know what to expect.

Be careful.

Look out for each other.

This is the fight
of our lives...

and we're gonna win.

Whatever it takes.

Good luck.

He's pretty good at that.

- Right?
- All right.

You heard the man.

Stroke those keys,
Jolly Green.

Trackers engaged.

You promise to bring
that back in one piece, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, I'll do my best.

As promises go,
that was pretty lame.

See ya in a minute.

All right, we all have
our assignments.

Two stones uptown,
one stone down.

Stay low. Keep an eye
on the clock.

Maybe smash a few things
along the way.

I think it's gratuitous,
but whatever.

I'd be careful
going that way.

We just had
the floors waxed.

Yeah, I'm looking
for Doctor Strange.

You're about
five years too early.

Stephen Strange is currently
performing surgery

about 20 blocks that way.

What do you want from him?

That, actually.

Ah!

I'm afraid not.

Sorry, but I wasn't asking.

You don't want
to do this.

Ah, you're right, I don't.
But I need that stone...

and I don't have time
to debate it.

Let's start over, shall we?

For you, Lady Jane.

Um, so you have
anything with pants?

Pants?

Never mind. These will be fine.
Thank you.

- Yes, milady.
- Oh, there's Jane.

All right.

Here's the deal, tubby.

You're gonna charm her,

and I'm gonna poke her
with this thing...

and extract the Reality Stone,
and get gone lickety-split.

I'll be right back, okay?

The wine cellar
is just down here.

My father used to have
this huge barrel of Aakonian ale.

I'll see if the scullery
has a couple of to-go cups.

Hey. Hey! Aren't you
drunk enough already?

If you could send Loki
some soup.

Yes, milady.

And ask our librarians

to pull some volumes
from the astronomy shelf.

Who's the fancy broad?

That's my mother.

She dies today.

Oh, that is today?

I can't do this.
I can't do this.

I shouldn't be here.
I shouldn't have come.

It's a bad idea!

Come here.
No, no, no.

I think I'm having
a panic attack.

Come here. Right here.

I shouldn't be here.
This is bad.

You think you're
the only one who lost people?

What do you think
we're doing here?

I lost the only family
I ever had.

Quill, Groot,
Drax, the chick with the antenna...

all gone.

I get you miss
your mom...

but she's gone.

Really gone.

And there are plenty
of people who are only kind of gone...

and you can help them.

So, is it too much to ask

that you brush the crumbs
out of your beard...

make schmoopy talk
to Pretty Pants...

and when she's not looking,
suck out the Infinity Stone...

and help me
get my family back?

Okay.

Are you crying?

No.

Yes.

I feel like
I'm losing it.

Get it together!

You can do this.

You can do this.

All right?

Yes, I can.

Good.

I can do this. I can do this.

I can't do this.

All right, heartbreaker,
she's alone.

This is our shot.

Thor? Thor!

All right,
bring it down, Blue.

Right on that line.
That's it. Down, down.

Hey, can we hurry it up?

Guys, chop-chop. Come on.
We're on the clock.

All that is really helpful.

Take care, okay?
Yeah.

Get that stone and come back.
No messing around.

Hey.
We got this.

Let's get it done.
Yes, sir.

I'll see you back.

You guys watch
each other's six.

Yeah.

Coordinates
for Vormir are laid in.

All they have to do
is not fall out.

We're a long way
from Budapest.

Okay, so, uh...

we just wait around
for this Quill guy to show up...

and then he leads us to the Power Stone,
is that it?

Let's take cover.

We're not the only ones
in 2014 looking for the stones.

Wait a minute.
What are you talking about right now?

Who else is looking
for these stones?

My father...

my sister...

and me.

And you?

Where are you right now?

You're welcome.

I didn't ask for your help.

And yet, you always need it.

Get up. Father wants us
back on the ship.

Why?

He's found an Infinity Stone.

Where?

On a planet
called Morag.

Father's plan
is finally in motion.

One stone isn't six, Nebula.

It's a start.

If he gets all of them...

Ronan's located
the Power Stone.

I'm dispatching you
to his ship.

He won't like that.

His alternative is death.

Ronan's obsession...

clouds his judgment.

We will not fail you, Father.

No, you won't.

I swear...

I will make you proud.

...we just wait around
for this Quill guy to show up...

and then he leads us to the
Power Stone, is that it?

Let's take cover.

We're not the only ones
in 2014

looking for the stones.

Who was that?

I don't know.

My head is splitting.
I don't know.

Her synaptic drive was
probably damaged in battle.

Shh.

Bring her to my ship.

Better hustle, Cap.

Things look like they're
just about wrapped up here.

Got it.
I'm approaching the elevator now.

If it's all
the same to you...

I'll have
that drink now.

All right,
get him on his feet.

We can all stand around
posing up a storm later.

By the way, feel free
to clean up.

Mr. Rogers,
I almost forgot that that suit...

did nothing for your ass.

No one
asked you to look, Tony.

It's ridiculous.

I think
you look great, Cap.

As far as I'm concerned,
that's America's ass.

Who gets
the, uh, magic wand?

S.T.R.I.K.E. team's

coming to secure it.

We can take that
off your hands.

By all means.

Careful with that thing.

Yeah, unless you want
your mind erased.

And not in a fun way.

We promise to be careful.

Who are these guys?

They are S.H.I.E.L.D.

Well, actually Hydra,
but we didn't know that yet.

Seriously?
You didn't?

I mean, they look
like bad guys.

You're small,
but you're talking loud.

On my way down to coordinate
search and rescue.

On my way down to coordinate
search and rescue.

I mean, honestly, how do you keep
your food down?

Shut up.

Ooh. All right, you're up,
little buddy.

There's our stone.

All right.

Flick me.

Move.
Hey.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey. Buddy!

What do you think?
Maximum occupancy has been reached.

Take the stairs.

Yeah. Stop, stop.

"Take the stairs."
Hate the stairs.

All right, Cap, I got
our scepter in the elevator...

just passing the 80th floor.

On it.

Head to the lobby.

All right,
I'll see you there.

Evidence secure.

We're en route
to Doctor List.

No. No hitches at all,
Mr. Secretary.

Captain.

I thought
you were coordinating

search and rescue.

Change of plans.

Hey, Cap.

Rumlow.

I just got a call
from the secretary.

I'm gonna be running point
on the scepter.

Sir? I don't understand.

We got word there may be
an attempt to steal it.

Sorry, Cap.

We can't give you
the scepter.

I'm gonna have to call
the director.

That's okay. Trust me.

Hail Hydra.

So many stairs!

Thumbelina, do you copy?
I've got eyes on the prize.

It is go time.

Bombs away.

Is that Axe Body Spray?

Yeah, I had a can in the desk
for emergencies. Relax.

Can we focus, please?

I'm going inside you...

now.

Uh, may I ask you
where you're going?

Bit of lunch and then Asgard.
I'm sorry, you are...?

Alexander Pierce.

He's the man
above the folks

behind Nick Fury.
Oh.

My friends call me
Mr. Secretary.

I'm gonna have to ask you

to turn that prisoner
over to me.

Uh, Loki will be answering
to Odin himself.

No, he's going
to answer to us.

Odin can have what's left.

And I'm gonna need
that case.

That's been S.H.I.E.L.D.
property for over 70 years.

Hand over the case, Stark.

All right,
move it, Stuart Little.

Things are getting dicey
out here. Let's go.

I'm not gonna argue
who's got the higher authority here...

You promise me
you won't die?

We're only giving me
a mild cardiac dysrhythmia.

That doesn't sound mild.

I need the case.

I know you got
a lot of pull, I'm just saying,

jurisdiction...
Okay, then give me the case.

Well, jurisdiction...

Hand it over.

Do it, Lang!

Get your hands off me.

Window's closing.
Pull my pin.

Here goes!

- Stark?
- Stark?

He's convulsing.
Give him air!

Medic!
Medic!

Give these guys
some help.

Speak to me.

Stark,
is it your chest machine?

Breathe, breathe.

Good job.
Meet me in the alley.

I'm gonna grab
a quick slice.

No stairs!

Uh... Come on, Stark,
stay with us.

I'm going to
try something. Okay?

I have no idea
if it's going to work.

Yes!

Oh, that worked a treat.

Dude, that was so crazy.

I had no idea
if that was gonna work.

The case.
The case is, uh...

Where's the case?
Where's Loki?

Loki!

That wasn't supposed
to happen, was it?

Oh, we blew it.

Loki?

Tony, what's going on?

Tell me you found that Cube.

Oh, you gotta be
shitting me.

I have eyes on Loki.
14th floor.

I'm not Loki...

and I don't wanna
hurt you.

I can do this all day.

Yeah, I know.

I know.

Where did you get this?

Bucky is alive.

What?

That is America's ass.

Please, please.

I'm sorry,
I can't help you, Bruce.

If I give up
the Time Stone

to help your reality,
I'm dooming my own.

With all due respect,
all right...

I'm not sure the science
really supports that.

The Infinity Stones create

what you experience
as the flow of time.

Remove one of the stones...

and that flow splits.

Now, this may benefit
your reality...

but my new one,
not so much.