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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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Oh, God. Tarps.
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Are you, uh,
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are you having another one
of your special parties?
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No, I am going to paint the ceiling
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like the Sistine Chapel.
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Suspended.
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Ooh, hot!
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Ugh, you know what?
I'm not feeling so hot today.
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I waited ten minutes last night
to get a drink at Cubby Hole.
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Well, that doesn't seem so bad.
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Liza, the bartenders used to
fight over who would serve me.
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Not argue, fight.
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I'm telling you, I'm losing my mojo.
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Come on, I heard someone sneaking out
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- of your room last night.
- That was me
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- sneaking into the fridge.
- Oh.
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Is Charles still here?
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Uh, no. He's not here.
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We are not in a good place.
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It's the whole corporate
competition thing.
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Wait, that is still happening?
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Oh, my God.
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It must be driving Kelsey insane.
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[CHUCKLES] It is.
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It's driving me insane.
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But apparently for Charles,
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it's a win-win, 'cause
he owns both companies.
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Well, if he owns both companies,
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why not just merge them, right?
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I don't think Kelsey
or Charles would go for that.
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How would I convince either of them?
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Just say that you'll
all be working together again.
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Charles still gets all the profits.
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[SNAPPING] Bing, bang, boom... done.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Please give me your attention ♪
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♪ I got a message for you ♪
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♪ For you ♪
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♪ This is a new direction ♪
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♪ Just hear me out till I'm blue ♪
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After the success of
my intermittent fasting book,
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"Think Fast,"
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I'm focused on a new biohack
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to achieve self-actualization.
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Diana, what do you do when
your phone stops working?
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Send Liza to the Genius Bar.
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Okay. So, Liza,
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what advice do they usually give you?
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Uh, turn it off and turn it back on.
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Exactly. Reset.
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Which brings me to
my new book: "Microdosing."
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And, uh, what is that?
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Microdosing is ingesting
a small amount of a substance.
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Yes, illicit.
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It improves energy levels, creativity,
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a general sense of well-being.
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How, uh, illicit are we talking?
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LSD, MDMA, Psilocybin,
commonly known as Mushrooms.
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Isn't promoting drug use
a little dicey?
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I mean, from a legal standpoint?
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You have to think of these substances
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as medicine for your mind.
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Microdosing can silence fears.
It can push aside ego.
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It can expand our consciousness.
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I'm hosting
a medically-supervised retreat
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upstate this weekend.
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You can come see for yourself.
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- Me?
- Whoever's gonna edit my book
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has to be invested.
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They have to experience
microdosing firsthand.
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If you're not open to that...
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No, I'm open. I'm open.
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I'm wide open.
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Uh, I've done Molly.
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Uh, and... I'm not bragging.
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I'm just saying that I would...
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yeah, I will see you there.
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That book's gonna make a lot of noise.
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I'm really glad you're up
for that retreat.
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It's micro, right?
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Totally micro.
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But you just have
to promise me one thing.
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Sure.
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You're gonna bring me back samples.
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Ladies, we have some voice
auditions to attend
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for Bronwyn Madigan's Audible book.
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Ooh, exciting!
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It's Boomer Erotica, Liza.
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Hmm.
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"Cathy slid into the bathtub.
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"Noticing that Frank was
as hard as the titanium
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"in his hip, she said,
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'Rub-a-dub-dub, who's
the big boy in this tub?'"
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"Rub-a-dub-dub, who is
the big boy in this tub?"
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Rub-a-dub-dub,
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who's the big boy in this tub?
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Thank you for your time.
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♪ ♪
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No one popped for me.
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It's like they're
not understanding Cathy.
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I mean, what's not to get?
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"Kathy slid into the bathtub.
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"Noticing that Frank was
as hard as the titanium
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"in his hip, she said,
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'Rub-a-dub-dub, who's
the big boy in this tub?'"
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That I liked.
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I mean, it's not hard.
What's the problem?
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The problem is you didn't audition.
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Yeah, Diana, you should
totally be reading this.
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Well, I have to agree with
my publisher.
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Diana Trout, will you voice my book?
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I think we found our Seasoned Slut!
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- Stop.
- Sorry.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, working late?
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[SIGHS] Always.
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Well, do you need anything before I go?
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We've got drinks at 8:00.
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Mmm, Charles.
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He's not the enemy, Kelsey.
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I just... I hate competing against him.
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Maybe there's a way we don't have to.
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I got to go.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Feel I, should I let it go ♪
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♪ Should I let it go ♪
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Bing, bang, boom. Merger.
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Millennial and Mercury are one company.
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Your imprint stays the same,
so does ours,
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we all just work under one roof
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and take away the competition.
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You come out on top!
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It's a great idea.
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In spirit.
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Mercury has no cash flow yet.
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Its valuation is purely speculative.
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The board would never
agree to a merger.
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I just... I wish there was a way
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that we could work together.
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Come work at Mercury.
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Ah, very funny.
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I'm serious.
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You are serious.
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Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
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I can't just leave Kelsey.
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We would have to find you
a very, very competent editor
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to replace you at Millennial,
but that's not impossible.
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But we're friends.
We're very close friends.
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- You know that.
- Yes, and if you are friends,
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then she will understand.
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Not if I leave her for you.
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I left my company to be with you.
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How can there even be a choice?
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You're kind of making it a choice.
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I'm trying to bring us all together.
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Thank you. Why don't we...
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why don't we talk about this at home?
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I have to pack.
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I'm going upstate tomorrow
for the night.
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- The microdosing retreat?
- You're going to that?
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Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?
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It's gonna be the hottest
nonfiction book of the year.
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- Millennial needs that book.
- So does Mercury.
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[SCOFFS]
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Can I at least give you a ride home?
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Nope. I'm good.
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See you tomorrow. [SMOOCH]
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♪ ♪
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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We have you in room three, Ms. Miller.
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Let me just grab your keys,
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- and I'll show you to your room.
- Okay.
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You beat me.
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For once, huh?
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How was the train?
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Uh, I got the quiet car.
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Can we please just call a truce?
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Maybe we can start by sharing a room?
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Are we still competing for this book?
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- Yes.
- Then no.
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♪ ♪
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Checking in?
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Tomorrow we wake,
meet in the great hall,
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and start the journey.
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Oh!
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In order to prep
your stomachs and psyches,
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here is an amuse-bouche.
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Oh, wow.
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[RATTLING]
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Uh, is this our dose?
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It's a nanodose. It's very mild.
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It's more to test out
how your system will react
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to the microdose tomorrow.
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Oh.
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Uh, have you ever done drugs before?
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Uh, we were more of a drinking family.
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Oh, alcohol is so bad for your system.
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And LSD is healthy?
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Legally, we can't say it's LSD.
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But it is LSD.
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Legally, I can neither
confirm nor deny.
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♪ ♪
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So what do you call it?
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Not LSD. [CHUCKLES]
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Oh!
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Your rooms.
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By the way, if you have
any questions, just call me.
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I'm literally a doctor.
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Oh, uh, awesome.
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Bye.
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[WHISTLING]
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Josh?
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Oh, my God. Hi!
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What are you doing here?
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I... I've known Travis forever.
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He, uh, he told me there's
some venture capitalists here
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that he thinks I should meet.
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Ab... about what?
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He, uh, he thinks I should
franchise Inkburg.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I got a little girl and
a littler bank account, so...
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Uh, but, I mean, the real question is
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what are you two doing
at a psychedelics retreat?
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Uh, um, we're both trying
to land Travis's book.
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Separately.
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Ah! Sounds complicated.
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But fun?
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- Mm.
- Huh?
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Well, I'm, uh, going to get
into whatever's in this can.
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Definitely not LSD.
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Definitely not.
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Bye.
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Um...
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Well, this should be interesting.
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Yeah.
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Should we do this?
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[RATTLING]
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Cheers.
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Cheers.
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♪ I'll take it slow, but I'll...♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ 'Cause we got time ♪
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"My favorite Doors album was
playing on the record player.
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"As he unsnapped his bellbottoms,
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"and I dipped my breast into his mouth,
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"my wild soul was reawakened
by his throbbing tongue
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on my nipple."
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Is that sexy?
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Oh. Super sexy.
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Yeah? Great.
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Oh, hi.
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Oh, hello, Zane.
Uh, we're not quite done here.
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I think we're actually
all out of time for today.
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Yeah? I thought I could maybe
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hit nipple a little harder.
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- Nah.
- Oh, okay. Great.
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Throbbing nipple. Yeah.
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You remember Audrey Colbert.
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- Of course.
- How you doing?
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She's going to be voicing her memoir.
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Oh, well, best of luck to you.
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Don't you want to hear a little?
266
00:10:06,805 --> 00:10:08,826
Of the book you stole from me?
267
00:10:08,927 --> 00:10:11,828
- Outbid, not stole.
- Right, stealing's a crime.
268
00:10:11,928 --> 00:10:14,489
You would never promote
anything like that.
269
00:10:22,093 --> 00:10:23,794
Okay.
270
00:10:23,894 --> 00:10:25,475
[FLATLY] "It was unlike any night
271
00:10:25,575 --> 00:10:28,676
"I've spent in Manhattan.
I was dressed to the nines,
272
00:10:28,776 --> 00:10:30,677
staring at my reflection in the
bathroom at the Four Seasons."
273
00:10:30,777 --> 00:10:33,238
- Uh, what do you think?
- [SCOFFS] I mean,
274
00:10:33,338 --> 00:10:35,399
she's too matter-of-fact.
275
00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,440
liked zoned out, callous.
276
00:10:37,541 --> 00:10:40,042
- So, um, guilty.
- Yeah.
277
00:10:40,142 --> 00:10:44,044
"I have no idea how it
happened, but they were dead."
278
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,405
Okay, that was great. Good start.
279
00:10:46,505 --> 00:10:50,527
Um, but let's try one more with
a little bit more feeling.
280
00:10:50,627 --> 00:10:53,408
Okay. Let me try that.
281
00:10:53,508 --> 00:10:55,689
[CLEARS THROAT]
282
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,691
[TEARFULLY] "I thought to myself,
283
00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,652
"am I really doing this?
284
00:11:00,752 --> 00:11:02,733
"Am I going to have a three-way
285
00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:04,534
"with a married couple?
286
00:11:04,634 --> 00:11:06,855
"I took a deep breath, opened the door,
287
00:11:06,955 --> 00:11:09,096
[SHRILLY] then I saw it!"
288
00:11:09,196 --> 00:11:10,337
[SOBS]
289
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:14,058
"There was blood everywhere!
290
00:11:14,158 --> 00:11:16,980
I have no idea how it happened,
but they were dead!"
291
00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:21,282
[SOBS]
292
00:11:23,203 --> 00:11:25,264
That's how I did it for the jury.
293
00:11:25,364 --> 00:11:27,385
Was that better?
294
00:11:27,485 --> 00:11:29,546
That's great.
295
00:11:29,646 --> 00:11:32,347
She's terrifying. She's totally guilty.
296
00:11:32,447 --> 00:11:34,468
My God, she's a psychopath.
297
00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:36,469
You know, I gotta admit,
I'm a little scared of her.
298
00:11:36,569 --> 00:11:38,430
She's hot but... scary.
299
00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:40,391
Your mic is open.
300
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:43,973
But great to know how you really feel.
301
00:11:45,694 --> 00:11:47,695
W...
302
00:11:50,696 --> 00:11:52,437
[LAUGHS]
303
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,718
♪ ♪
304
00:11:54,818 --> 00:11:56,719
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
305
00:11:56,819 --> 00:11:59,601
[LAUGHING] Okay... now, that
was some crazy shit back there.
306
00:11:59,701 --> 00:12:02,362
I really enjoyed teaming up
with you again.
307
00:12:02,462 --> 00:12:03,803
We should do it long-term.
308
00:12:03,903 --> 00:12:06,484
If a spot at Millennial opens up.
309
00:12:06,584 --> 00:12:08,205
If you're trying to tell me
310
00:12:08,305 --> 00:12:10,686
that Charles offered Liza
at job at Mercury...
311
00:12:10,786 --> 00:12:12,327
I know. She told me.
312
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:14,128
And she's staying where she is.
313
00:12:14,228 --> 00:12:16,289
Yeah, but for how long?
314
00:12:16,389 --> 00:12:19,181
Face it, Peters, Liza
and Charles won't stay apart.
315
00:12:19,309 --> 00:12:21,970
They're gonna work together.
It's inevitable.
316
00:12:22,071 --> 00:12:25,172
- And where does that leave us?
- I don't know.
317
00:12:25,272 --> 00:12:28,654
But you and me... we're a mess.
318
00:12:28,754 --> 00:12:30,945
Hey, you're way more of a mess than me.
319
00:12:30,945 --> 00:12:33,907
Oh, um... I'm not the one
with stains on my tie.
320
00:12:34,763 --> 00:12:36,664
- Boop!
- [LAUGHS]
321
00:12:36,748 --> 00:12:39,009
Can't believe I fell for that.
322
00:12:39,109 --> 00:12:41,610
[BOTH LAUGHING]
323
00:12:41,710 --> 00:12:44,092
♪ ♪
324
00:12:44,192 --> 00:12:46,193
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
325
00:12:48,394 --> 00:12:51,455
This thing that's keeping us
apart is killing me.
326
00:12:51,555 --> 00:12:53,496
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
327
00:12:53,596 --> 00:12:55,857
♪ ♪
328
00:12:55,957 --> 00:13:01,860
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
329
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,541
We shouldn't be doing this.
330
00:13:03,641 --> 00:13:07,163
Why not? I came to apologize.
331
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,633
Uh, yes, you did, and...
332
00:13:11,733 --> 00:13:14,975
I let you in,
and I accept your apology.
333
00:13:15,975 --> 00:13:18,216
I didn't take my dose. Did you?
334
00:13:20,057 --> 00:13:21,518
Ah.
335
00:13:21,618 --> 00:13:23,199
That explains it. You were...
336
00:13:23,299 --> 00:13:25,380
kind of a different person there.
337
00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:30,182
Yeah. You were kind of
a different person too.
338
00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:39,574
Welcome to my retreat,
away from the ordinary.
339
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,859
We wanna open your minds.
340
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:45,083
It's one thing to read about
microdosing.
341
00:13:45,202 --> 00:13:47,202
It's another to experience it.
342
00:13:47,434 --> 00:13:50,335
And although your doses
have been carefully calibrated,
343
00:13:50,435 --> 00:13:52,696
everyone metabolizes
the chemicals differently,
344
00:13:53,247 --> 00:13:55,788
so if you have any reaction,
345
00:13:55,888 --> 00:13:59,470
please, go see one of
the doctors who welcomed you,
346
00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:01,911
or see the nurse Maureen in the lobby.
347
00:14:02,011 --> 00:14:04,913
[POP MUSIC]
348
00:14:05,013 --> 00:14:06,754
♪ 6 a.m. in Sydney by the bridge ♪
349
00:14:06,862 --> 00:14:09,043
♪ That's when I sit
and think about shit ♪
350
00:14:09,135 --> 00:14:12,357
♪ Can't we just admit
that we got problems? ♪
351
00:14:12,457 --> 00:14:14,578
[WHISPERS] Oh, shit.
352
00:14:15,408 --> 00:14:18,030
Oh! Help!
353
00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:20,831
Ha-help! Oh, whoa!
354
00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:24,693
[GASPS] Help?
355
00:14:26,094 --> 00:14:28,094
[CHARLES' VOICE] Hey, guys.
356
00:14:29,055 --> 00:14:31,056
You havin' fun yet?
357
00:14:32,977 --> 00:14:34,318
[JOSH'S VOICE] Uh...
358
00:14:34,418 --> 00:14:36,118
learning a lot, for sure.
359
00:14:36,218 --> 00:14:38,560
That's a neat trick.
360
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:41,201
[JOSH'S VOICE] What trick?
361
00:14:41,309 --> 00:14:44,030
[CHARLES' VOICE] Are you
seeing tricky things, Liza?
362
00:14:47,624 --> 00:14:49,245
Nev... never mind me.
363
00:14:49,345 --> 00:14:52,246
[LAUGHS] I'm just... I'm just
feeling a little funny.
364
00:14:52,346 --> 00:14:55,248
[CHARLES' VOICE] Oh, that's right.
365
00:14:55,348 --> 00:14:57,249
You're a drug super-taster.
366
00:14:57,349 --> 00:14:58,770
I am?
367
00:14:58,870 --> 00:15:02,291
Yeah! Remember the lollipot in Jersey?
368
00:15:02,391 --> 00:15:04,052
[ZANE'S VOICE] What's a lollipot?
369
00:15:04,152 --> 00:15:06,213
[CHARLES' VOICE] It's
a weird story from the past.
370
00:15:06,313 --> 00:15:08,654
You know, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go see the nurse.
371
00:15:08,754 --> 00:15:09,895
[JOSH'S VOICE] I'll go with you.
372
00:15:09,995 --> 00:15:11,016
[CHARLES' VOICE] I'll go with you.
373
00:15:11,116 --> 00:15:12,116
We'll go with you.
374
00:15:12,156 --> 00:15:13,617
No.
375
00:15:13,717 --> 00:15:15,778
No.
376
00:15:15,878 --> 00:15:17,459
Don't... just...
377
00:15:17,559 --> 00:15:20,140
stay.
378
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,901
Just... you stay.
379
00:15:23,001 --> 00:15:26,303
[CHARLES' VOICE] [LAUGHING] Okay...
380
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,424
[LAUGHING]
381
00:15:28,524 --> 00:15:31,466
[LIGHT MUSIC]
382
00:15:31,566 --> 00:15:35,448
♪ ♪
383
00:15:37,248 --> 00:15:38,829
Oh. Okay.
384
00:15:38,929 --> 00:15:40,470
[PANTING]
385
00:15:40,570 --> 00:15:42,871
- Hi.
- Hi.
386
00:15:42,971 --> 00:15:44,912
I'm feeling a little weird.
387
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,013
Are you Nurse Maureen?
388
00:15:47,734 --> 00:15:49,594
Travis Jason said to come find you
389
00:15:49,694 --> 00:15:51,796
if I was having any issues,
390
00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:54,597
and I am definitely having some issues.
391
00:15:54,697 --> 00:15:57,118
This is a safe space.
392
00:15:57,218 --> 00:15:59,119
Help!
393
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,840
Oh! Wait.
394
00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:03,521
Wait... [BREATHING HARD]
395
00:16:03,621 --> 00:16:06,083
Hey! You!
396
00:16:06,183 --> 00:16:08,325
Hey, you! Help!
397
00:16:08,541 --> 00:16:10,442
[WHISTLES] Oh!
398
00:16:10,544 --> 00:16:12,881
Hi! Call 911!
399
00:16:12,968 --> 00:16:15,149
[PANTING]
400
00:16:15,332 --> 00:16:16,713
[ZIPPER SOUND]
401
00:16:16,947 --> 00:16:19,608
Really?
402
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:21,609
Oh, God!
403
00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:24,470
Help!
404
00:16:31,514 --> 00:16:32,814
[CLICK] Okay.
405
00:16:32,914 --> 00:16:40,058
♪ ♪
406
00:16:40,158 --> 00:16:41,379
Aah!
407
00:16:41,479 --> 00:16:43,800
Oh. Whew.
408
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,541
I'm done. Are you?
409
00:16:46,641 --> 00:16:48,222
[WHISPERS] Oh, God.
410
00:16:48,322 --> 00:16:50,343
Is the universe trying
to tell me something
411
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,144
by putting Josh here
just when Charles and I
412
00:16:52,236 --> 00:16:54,217
are having this roadblock?
413
00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:57,386
I imagined Josh in my room last night.
414
00:16:57,464 --> 00:17:00,201
I mean, it wasn't even real,
but I feel guilty
415
00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:02,367
- for my own thoughts.
- Been there.
416
00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:05,435
Oh, Josh is so beautiful.
417
00:17:05,535 --> 00:17:07,640
Every time I look at him,
418
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,316
I have flashes of our sex.
419
00:17:09,417 --> 00:17:11,558
Oh, Maureen... [WHISPERS] our sex!
420
00:17:11,658 --> 00:17:12,918
Well!
421
00:17:13,018 --> 00:17:14,519
How is it with Charles?
422
00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:16,000
Oh, don't get me wrong.
423
00:17:16,052 --> 00:17:17,913
It is really hot with Charles too.
424
00:17:18,013 --> 00:17:20,834
They bring out different things in you.
425
00:17:20,982 --> 00:17:22,963
- Why not just have both?
- Oh!
426
00:17:23,063 --> 00:17:25,484
but it doesn't work that way,
Nurse Maureen.
427
00:17:25,584 --> 00:17:27,372
[WHINING] I can't do that!
428
00:17:27,442 --> 00:17:28,983
But can you do this?
429
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:32,945
[BRIGHT MUSIC]
430
00:17:33,045 --> 00:17:35,786
♪ ♪
431
00:17:35,886 --> 00:17:37,747
- Yeah!
- Wow!
432
00:17:37,847 --> 00:17:39,148
I can't do that.
433
00:17:39,248 --> 00:17:41,029
I bet you can!
434
00:17:41,129 --> 00:17:42,310
♪ ♪
435
00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:45,571
[MAUREEN GRUNTING BREATHLESSLY]
436
00:17:48,252 --> 00:17:50,193
[SOFTLY] Whoa...
437
00:17:50,293 --> 00:17:51,754
I'm amazing!
438
00:17:51,854 --> 00:17:53,355
Ohh... ohh!
439
00:17:53,455 --> 00:17:55,796
- Look at you go!
- Oh!
440
00:17:55,896 --> 00:17:59,158
[BIG BAND MUSIC]
441
00:17:59,258 --> 00:18:06,301
♪ ♪
442
00:18:11,784 --> 00:18:14,806
[BIG BAND MUSIC CONTINUES]
443
00:18:14,906 --> 00:18:19,408
♪ ♪
444
00:18:19,508 --> 00:18:22,409
[UPBEAT PERCUSSIVE NOTES]
445
00:18:22,509 --> 00:18:29,713
♪ ♪
446
00:18:31,634 --> 00:18:33,335
♪ Hey ♪
447
00:18:33,435 --> 00:18:35,376
♪ Hey ♪
448
00:18:35,476 --> 00:18:36,576
♪ Hey ♪
449
00:18:36,676 --> 00:18:42,359
♪ ♪
450
00:18:53,364 --> 00:18:56,626
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
451
00:18:56,726 --> 00:19:00,628
♪ ♪
452
00:19:00,728 --> 00:19:03,029
[END CHORDS]
453
00:19:03,129 --> 00:19:06,411
[TAP DANCING SOUNDS]
454
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,274
[CAMERA LENS CLICKING]
455
00:19:12,374 --> 00:19:14,115
Yep. [THUD]
456
00:19:14,215 --> 00:19:16,036
Super-taster.
457
00:19:16,136 --> 00:19:19,137
[BOTH LAUGHING]
458
00:19:21,545 --> 00:19:22,966
You sure you're okay?
459
00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:24,607
[LAUGHS] I burn bright,
460
00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:26,808
but I fade faster.
461
00:19:26,908 --> 00:19:29,009
You know, I had a really, uh,
462
00:19:29,109 --> 00:19:31,490
interesting conversation with Josh.
463
00:19:31,590 --> 00:19:34,091
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, it's, uh,
464
00:19:34,191 --> 00:19:36,252
it's nice to see him start a family.
465
00:19:36,288 --> 00:19:38,950
Makes me think about
466
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,033
how important family is to me.
467
00:19:41,235 --> 00:19:43,136
For both of us.
468
00:19:43,236 --> 00:19:45,177
You know, I think this weekend
469
00:19:45,277 --> 00:19:47,298
really did expand my mind...
470
00:19:47,398 --> 00:19:48,658
[LIGHT LAUGH]
471
00:19:48,718 --> 00:19:50,744
In ways I wasn't expecting.
472
00:19:50,777 --> 00:19:52,761
You sure you're okay to drive?
473
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,518
Yeah. Come on.
474
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:58,839
[MELLOW MUSIC]
475
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:05,148
♪ ♪
476
00:20:05,448 --> 00:20:07,109
Hey.
477
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,079
How was your weekend?
478
00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:12,481
Well, I got hog-tied
in my painting harness.
479
00:20:12,581 --> 00:20:13,745
- Wh...
- And the guy that lives
480
00:20:13,807 --> 00:20:15,728
across the street watched me
481
00:20:15,753 --> 00:20:17,182
while he jerked off to it.
482
00:20:17,264 --> 00:20:18,932
Oh, my God! That is awful.
483
00:20:18,963 --> 00:20:20,784
- Are you okay?
- Am I okay?
484
00:20:21,056 --> 00:20:23,945
I'm great. I got my mojo back.
485
00:20:24,193 --> 00:20:27,255
[ROCK/POP MUSIC]
486
00:20:27,543 --> 00:20:30,884
♪ ♪
487
00:20:31,101 --> 00:20:33,242
[HUSKILY] And how was
your drug escapade?
488
00:20:33,271 --> 00:20:34,892
Oh, do you have a cold?
489
00:20:34,969 --> 00:20:37,631
- I have a lozenge in my purse.
- No, I'm...
490
00:20:37,723 --> 00:20:39,183
Don't you find it sexy?
491
00:20:39,252 --> 00:20:41,513
A lot of people find it sexy.
492
00:20:41,746 --> 00:20:43,647
Oh!
493
00:20:43,747 --> 00:20:44,888
Yes.
494
00:20:44,988 --> 00:20:47,129
Never mind. Just... where's my plant?
495
00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:49,010
- What?
- You kept sending me photos
496
00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:52,312
of a plant... I just assumed
it was a gift for me.
497
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,700
Maureen.
498
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,141
Hey, did you get the book?
499
00:20:57,534 --> 00:20:58,915
We don't know,
500
00:20:58,972 --> 00:21:00,753
but we got something even better.
501
00:21:00,778 --> 00:21:01,822
What?
502
00:21:01,847 --> 00:21:03,899
Charles wants to tell you himself.
503
00:21:04,016 --> 00:21:06,518
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
504
00:21:06,618 --> 00:21:10,039
Mercury's success has
started to hurt my family,
505
00:21:10,139 --> 00:21:12,801
which is... all of you.
506
00:21:12,901 --> 00:21:14,842
And it is time
507
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:17,383
to let that go.
508
00:21:18,488 --> 00:21:21,309
You're closing up Mercury.
509
00:21:21,409 --> 00:21:23,070
I want you to buy it.
510
00:21:23,170 --> 00:21:25,831
We'd love to, Charles, but...
511
00:21:25,931 --> 00:21:28,393
we can't afford it.
512
00:21:28,493 --> 00:21:35,456
♪ ♪
513
00:21:37,617 --> 00:21:39,618
Here's how much I want.
514
00:21:41,219 --> 00:21:43,420
[LAUGHS] Million dollars.
515
00:21:44,981 --> 00:21:47,202
We don't have a million dollars.
516
00:21:47,302 --> 00:21:49,043
I don't see any zeros.
517
00:21:49,143 --> 00:21:51,924
$1.
518
00:21:52,024 --> 00:21:54,165
My grandfather mortgaged
519
00:21:54,265 --> 00:21:56,326
everything to start this place.
520
00:21:56,426 --> 00:21:59,288
He was doing something
to keep his family together,
521
00:21:59,388 --> 00:22:02,589
and I am tired of fighting with mine.
522
00:22:04,070 --> 00:22:06,811
I want to come home.
523
00:22:06,911 --> 00:22:08,812
As publisher.
524
00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:10,933
If I come back,
it would be as an editor.
525
00:22:11,033 --> 00:22:14,415
An editor whose relationship
with a fellow editor
526
00:22:14,515 --> 00:22:16,816
is nobody's business.
527
00:22:16,916 --> 00:22:20,778
You would be publisher, Kelsey.
I would be working for you.
528
00:22:20,878 --> 00:22:22,879
Next to Liza.
529
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,301
[LAUGHS] On those terms, uh,
530
00:22:26,401 --> 00:22:28,402
I say yes.
531
00:22:29,503 --> 00:22:31,651
- Ladies?
- I say yes.
532
00:22:31,692 --> 00:22:33,153
Oh, I absolutely say yes.
533
00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:35,267
I'll give you a fiver.
You can keep the change.
534
00:22:35,367 --> 00:22:38,389
[CHUCKLES] Thank you.
535
00:22:38,489 --> 00:22:40,590
I think we'll be stronger together.
536
00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:42,911
Welcome home, Charles.
537
00:22:43,011 --> 00:22:46,032
[DYNAMIC MUSIC]
538
00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:49,234
♪ ♪
539
00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:53,476
♪ Because I'm stronger, stronger ♪
540
00:22:53,576 --> 00:22:55,577
♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
541
00:22:56,768 --> 00:23:03,596
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