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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:36,658 This is so beautiful. 2 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,737 You know it, Gary. 3 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:42,576 Look at her. 4 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,712 Do you know what I would like to do? 5 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:54,755 Shower with them. 6 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:59,340 Then, bang! We hit the city, baby, dead on. 7 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:04,349 For a little drinks, a little nightlife, a little dancing. 8 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:05,561 Dancing. 9 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:08,774 We throw a huge party, I mean, huge party. 10 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:12,815 Everybody's invited, women everywhere. 11 00:01:12,948 --> 00:01:16,065 All these girls, they're all there. 12 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,112 - Naked bodies everywhere. - Gary. 13 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,985 - They all know my name. - Gary! 14 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:24,240 - What? - Nobody likes us. Nobody. 15 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,910 Why are you messing with the fantasy? 16 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:32,631 We know about the reality. Don't ruin the fantasy, ok? 17 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:38,675 And then, we're hip, man. We're popular. We're revered. 18 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:41,139 - Man... - We're studs. 19 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:46,516 When the smoke clears, right, 20 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:50,558 those two dames 21 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:55,233 fall amazingly, completely and totally in love with us, Wyatt. 22 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:58,156 Check it out. 23 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,778 Yo! Check us out! 24 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,390 Look, we're sorry about... 25 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,475 J she's alive 26 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:34,773 - j she's alive! - Weird science 27 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,859 J weird! 28 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,412 J weird science 29 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:52,581 j plastic tubes and pots and pans 30 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:55,046 j bits and pieces and magic from my hand 31 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:58,133 j we're making weird science 32 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:01,219 j things I've never seen before behind bolted doors 33 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,259 j talent and imagination 34 00:03:03,392 --> 00:03:05,098 j my creation 35 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,763 j is it real? 36 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,726 J it's my creation 37 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:10,595 j I do not know 38 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:14,149 j no hesitation, no heart of gold 39 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,142 j just flesh and blood 40 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:18,645 j I do not know, I do not know 41 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:20,522 j from my heart and from my hand 42 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:24,243 j why don't people understand my intentions? 43 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:28,409 J ooh, weird science 44 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,454 j ooh! Ooh! 45 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:35,787 J weird science 46 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,883 - j weird science - J bits and pieces and bits and pieces 47 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:42,548 - & and bits and pieces - J science... j 48 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:51,095 'Down. Down, you fool.' 49 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:56,688 you know, this isn't very scary, Gary. 50 00:03:57,863 --> 00:04:00,946 "I spit on your grave" is scary. This is, um... 51 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,907 It's very mild. It's timid, you know. 52 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:07,027 The old stuff is more funny than scary. 53 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:10,656 I believe the word is "camp". It's campy. 54 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:14,163 "The moon's rising. We've no time to lose.' 55 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,878 you ever see "dawn of the dead"? "Dawn of the dead" scared me. 56 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:20,841 It really scared me. I slept with my parents for a week, ok? 57 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,569 I had to call my grandmother in the night 58 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,761 to discuss my childhood with her for three hours. 59 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:26,721 I was really petrified. 60 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:34,388 'He's just resting, waiting for a new life to come.' 61 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:38,142 that would've been so much cooler if Dr. Frankenstein had made a girl. 62 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:46,241 Don't burn the butter, alright? Ticks me off. 63 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:57,582 I mean... I personally would've made a girl, you know. 64 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,126 They did make a girl, "the bride of Frankenstein". 65 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:03,170 - I think it was released in '35. - It was '34, alright? 66 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,969 She was a scag, Wyatt, she had, like, electric hair. 67 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:09,885 If they made her beautiful, she wouldn't go out with the monster. 68 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,259 That's a good point. 69 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:30,110 "His insane ambition to create life.' 70 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:33,455 - where'd your parents go, anyway? - Cincinnati. 71 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,454 They're meeting the guy that my sister wants to marry. 72 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:40,663 Chloe? Who the hell would marry Chloe? 73 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:42,790 He's studying to be a vet. 74 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:47,590 Try not to make a mess in there, Gary. The maid doesn't come till Monday. 75 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,258 I don't understand something, Wyatt. 76 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:52,258 How come your parents trust you? They never let you do shit before. 77 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:55,431 Chet's coming home from college for the weekend. They trust him. 78 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,179 He's in charge. 79 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,806 Chet? Oh, shit! 80 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,480 I can't believe this, Wyatt. 81 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:05,820 I really wish that you told me this before I agreed to sleep over. 82 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:09,157 You know how I feel about Chet. How do you put up with that guy? 83 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:11,493 If I don't, he beats the shit out of me. 84 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,486 It's a habit he picked up in military school. 85 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:15,183 How do you put up with that putz? 86 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,292 What can I say? He's very protective of me. 87 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,576 Nice relationship. 88 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:23,046 '...there you have his mad dream. 89 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:28,214 'Look! There's nothing to fear. 90 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:34,558 'Look... no blood, no decay, just a few stitches. 91 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:37,098 'Go on. Fix the electrodes. 92 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:40,597 "You'll have plenty to be afraid of before the night's over. 93 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,725 "The storm will be magnificent. 94 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:45,352 'All the electrical secrets of heaven. 95 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:49,698 'And this time we're ready. Hey, Fritz? 96 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,533 'Let's have one final test. Throw the switches.' 97 00:06:56,833 --> 00:07:00,576 "here in this machine, I have discovered the great ray 98 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:03,670 "that first brought life into the world. 99 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,164 'And, look, here's the final touch. 100 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:12,546 "The brain you stole, Fritz. Think of it. 101 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:15,845 "The brain of a dead man waiting to live again 102 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:19,390 'in a body I made with my own hands...' 103 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:22,138 - you know, that's not a bad idea. - What? 104 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,732 'In 15 minutes, the storm should be at its height...' 105 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:26,692 making a girl. 106 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,482 Actually making a girl. 107 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,694 Just like Frankenstein. 108 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,245 Except cuter. 109 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,542 - You're serious. - Yes. 110 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,801 Look me in the eyes. 111 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,716 Do I look serious? 112 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,760 - "You're crazy!' - 'Crazy, am 1? 113 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:59,851 'We'll see whether I'm crazy or not.' 114 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:03,893 Gary Wallace, that's absolutely gross. That's sick. 115 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:06,186 I'm not digging up dead girls. It's... 116 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:13,110 No, I'm not talking about digging up a dead girl, Wyatt. 117 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,655 I'm talking about your system, idiot. Your computer. 118 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,558 Ok, you know how you're always talking how you can simulate all that stuff 119 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:22,073 on your computer, you know? 120 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:24,701 What's the difference? Why can't we simulate a girl? 121 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:28,330 I don't know. I guess I could, but why? 122 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:31,924 It's two-dimensional on the screen. It's not flesh and blood, Gary. 123 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:36,092 I know that, but we can use it, Wyatt. We can ask it questions. 124 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:38,864 We can put it in real-life sexual situations and see how it reacts. 125 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:41,309 Like real sick, demented shit. You'd love it. 126 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:45,181 Well, what about your girl in, um... Canada”? 127 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,396 She lives in Canada. This girl has no morals. I don't like that in a girl. 128 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,815 It's rough having those kind of relationships. You'll see. 129 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,939 Anyway, get to work. 130 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,870 Very nice. 131 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:09,045 I'm telling you, Wyatt. If there's one thing I know, it's female stats. 132 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:12,462 Anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue. 133 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,334 You know, and... 134 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:15,836 - Yeah. - Yeah. 135 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:21,175 - Perfect. - Ok. Now what? 136 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,973 Should we give her a brain? 137 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:28,269 - Yeah. We can play chess with her. - Chess? 138 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,813 Just give her a brain, ok? 139 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:43,200 Ok, that's about all we can do with my stuff. 140 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:46,541 I can't believe this shit. I can't believe this. 141 00:09:46,669 --> 00:09:48,785 Did you get a free toaster with this, too? 142 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,083 Gary, it's smarter than you, ok? 143 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:54,208 - The problem is, it's a lame idea, ok? - It's not a lame idea. 144 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:57,239 The problem is your computer's a wimp and we need a lot more power than this. 145 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,799 What do you suggest? 146 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,600 'We have code penetration, we have program entry. 147 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:07,471 'I repeat, we have code penetration, we have program entry. 148 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:18,899 'Activate LAN trace.' 149 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,278 We're in. 150 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,238 We're in trouble, Gary. 151 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,198 This is highly illegal. 152 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,239 Well, you need more input. We got to fill this thing up with data. 153 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,988 We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. 154 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:10,117 I want her to live, I want her to breathe. 155 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,414 I want her to aerobicize. 156 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:50,369 "It's live! All Dave, all night! 157 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:56,922 'We know what you need. Only right here on Dave TV! 158 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,668 Look at this. It's moving, it's working. It's doing itself. 159 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,464 It's working by itself. 160 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:25,158 Gary? 161 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:29,321 By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? 162 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,414 Ceremonial. 163 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:43,210 - You ready? - Yeah. Let's go. 164 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,223 - Turn it off! - It is off! 165 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,731 Hang up the phone! 166 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,531 - Wyatt, what's going on? - I don't know! 167 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,904 - Well, unplug it! - Ok! 168 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,667 Oh, shit! 169 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,675 No! It was a birthday present! 170 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,518 Oh, shit! 171 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,975 - Oh, my god! - Oh, my god! 172 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:44,149 Oh, shit! We got to get this thing out of your house! 173 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,193 You get it out! It was your idea! 174 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,240 This is all your fault, you son of a bitch! 175 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,701 Hit the lights out! You get it out! 176 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,369 I'll get it out! 177 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,182 - Whoa! - Aargh! 178 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,389 Ah, shit! 179 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:52,592 One, two, three. 180 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,685 'She's alive. Alive! 181 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:10,364 So... what would you little maniacs like to do first? 182 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:19,124 You guys created me. I didn't come from anywhere. 183 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:23,336 Before you started messing around with your computer, I didn't even exist. 184 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:31,052 By the way... you did an excellent job. Thank you. 185 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,053 Hello? 186 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,514 Showering's real fun, isn't it? 187 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:51,572 If we're going to have any kind of fun together, 188 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,034 you guys had better loosen up. 189 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,494 What are we going to do with her? 190 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:08,293 Look... we'll just go with the situation, ok? 191 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,257 I'm sure by Sunday, you'll think of something. 192 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,877 You're a very bright guy. I have a lot of faith in you, ok? 193 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,881 - Alright? - I'm just being practical. 194 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:18,383 Well, I know you are, ok? And I appreciate it. 195 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,759 Let's go. 196 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,553 What are we going to do about this mess? 197 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,477 Wyatt, you'll have plenty of time to clean up tomorrow, ok? 198 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:29,194 Ok, but don't get any b.O. On Chet's suit, or he'll kill me. 199 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,190 - Where are we going, anyway? - I dunno. 200 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,865 She said we're going to go downtown... Oh, my god! Whose stuff is this? 201 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,058 - Is that your suit? Wait, is this yours? - Oh, shit. 202 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:43,415 Holy shit! Wyatt, what's going on here? 203 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,522 - Gary, I don't know! - I don't know what's going on here! 204 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,911 You look good, though, alright? 205 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,379 - Yeah? - Yeah. 206 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,598 - So, did you steal this car? - No, I didn't steal the car. 207 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,183 How'd you get it? 208 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,678 I can get anything I want. 209 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,977 - And right now, I want to party. - Party? 210 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,647 Yeah, and you better think up a name for me, too. 211 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,611 What name do you want? 212 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,823 You guys created me, you think of a name for me. 213 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,442 How about Lisa? 214 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:18,988 Why Lisa? 215 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,113 Why not? 216 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:26,835 - He used to like a girl named Lisa. - Oh, yeah? Old girlfriend? 217 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:28,749 She kicked him in the nuts. 218 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,169 Will you shut up? 219 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:35,384 Look, Gary, it wasn't your fault. All you said was hello to her. 220 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,549 Yeah, look, Wyatt, shut up! 221 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:42,642 Hey, guys, I like Lisa. That'll do just fine. 222 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,809 Ok, you guys ready to rock? 223 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,603 - Ready. - Ready. 224 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,629 - Lisa? - Yeah? 225 00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:22,466 - I don't think we belong here. - Don't be silly. It's a public place. 226 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:30,307 Look, I'm sure we'd both love to stay, but we're not 21, so I think... 227 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,526 You're 21. You're 21. 228 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:40,282 Well, maybe you'd feel better if you just got out there and mingled. 229 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,527 We don't mingle, ok? 230 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:46,406 Well, maybe you'd be comfortable if I invited all these people 231 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:50,911 back to your house and we could all mingle there. 232 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,878 - We'll mingle. - We'll mingle. 233 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,051 Hi, dudes. 234 00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,598 Well, goddamn! 235 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,107 Listening to this blues music reminds me 236 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:20,197 of my own trials and tribulations as a young guy and, uh... 237 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:24,569 You know, my folks, they really, really dump on me. They really do. 238 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,996 So, you guys get along with your parents? 239 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:34,667 I guess you guys moved out by now though, huh? 240 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:40,172 - Uh, what's this, sir? - Drink it. 241 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,888 Uh... 242 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,509 That's a very sweet thought of both you gentlemen, but I really don't... 243 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,975 Until now. 244 00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,816 See you guys in the emergency room, huh? 245 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:03,316 Hello, pretty lady. Tell me something. 246 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:07,161 What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this, huh? 247 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,452 It's purely sexual. 248 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,040 No shit. 249 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,584 She's into malakas, dino. 250 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:21,425 She's into malakas! Do you believe that? 251 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,391 You can say that again! 252 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:51,240 Fats, man... Let me tell you my story, man. 253 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:56,911 Last year, I was insane for this crazy little 8th-grade bitch. 254 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,537 - Ok? - Crazy insane? 255 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,255 - Insane? - Crazy? 256 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,625 I was nuts for the woman, man. 257 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,845 Now you gotta believe me, I'm telling the truth here. 258 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:10,262 I'm speaking to you. I mean, I was nuts for the girl. 259 00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,976 And what did it to me was these big titties she had. 260 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,346 For a 13-year-old girl, man! 261 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:18,420 She wouldn't have had to worry about no titties for the rest of her life, boy. 262 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,151 You know, she was set and she was looking good. 263 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,770 That's the truth, baby. 264 00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:25,023 I called her every night for, like, a month. 265 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,070 I mean, I'm talking devotion, man. 266 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,194 Every damn night? 267 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:31,090 Every night, Mitch. I ain't playing with you. 268 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,038 On the telephone? 269 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,167 What's this boy talking about, on the telephone, man? 270 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,252 Explain it to him. 271 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,246 Goddamn. We know there's a telephone, boy! 272 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,591 - What the hell he think I'm doing? - But he hung up on her. 273 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,678 Oh, you didn't hang up on her? The chick with those big, big titties? 274 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:51,550 I hung up on the bitch. Now here's the capper. 275 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,051 - You know what the bitch did to me? - Lay it on me. 276 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,600 Check this shit out. Listen to what she did to me. She... 277 00:21:56,732 --> 00:22:00,520 She kneed you in the nuts and called him faggot in front of everybody. 278 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,735 - She did what? - Bitch kneed your nuts? 279 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,069 Bitch kneed my nuts! 280 00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:06,484 Bitch. I'm not playing with you. I ain't teasing, man. 281 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:09,450 - In the family jewels? - In the family jewels, man. 282 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,365 - Worst pain there is. - Broke my heart in two. 283 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:16,537 - She broke more than your heart. - You're right there, baby. 284 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,534 You can forget that other one. 285 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,912 You got this fine Jewel sitting right over here by you. 286 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:23,835 - Yeah. - Ain't that the truth, baby? 287 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:27,335 - That's the plain truth... - Uh-oh, there he goes! 288 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:34,057 - Party's over. - Party's over, said the girl. 289 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,724 I'm gonna get out of here. I got money for you right here. $50 for you. 290 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:45,478 - I got $500 that boy won't make it. - I bet he's gonna make it. 291 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:50,404 J ooh, baby, baby, you know I love you 292 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,077 you know, I really shouldn't be driving. 293 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:01,919 Hey, listen, I appreciate it. You know, I really just don't feel like driving. 294 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:06,210 Ok, forget it. I'll drive. Give me the keys! 295 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:08,334 Give me the keys! 296 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,552 Is he going to be all right? 297 00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:13,548 I don't know. I warned him about that blind dog bourbon. 298 00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:16,801 Hey, he don't even have his license, Lisa. 299 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:19,679 He's not lying. I don't even have a learner's permit. 300 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,272 Hey, let's scout another party, man. 301 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,647 What are you gonna tell Chet about me? 302 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,360 Nothing. 303 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,104 Nothing? 304 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,323 That's not very realistic, Wyatt. 305 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:35,286 Look, I don't know. I'm just trying to concentrate on the road. 306 00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:41,375 Oh, shit! 307 00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:52,590 I hate that boy! I always hated that shit! 308 00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:55,965 I never listen to him! I hate this car! I hate it! 309 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,511 Are you ok? 310 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:03,184 Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect! 311 00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:06,684 You better think of what you're going to do about Chet. 312 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:09,106 He's one serious idiot. 313 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,525 You're stewed, butt wad! 314 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,358 Who, me? 315 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:16,360 Know what time it is? 316 00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:18,738 Um... 2:00? 317 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,081 Time to pay the Fiddler. 318 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:31,508 Um... I was kind of counting on you to be human about this. 319 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:40,058 Here's the bottom line, Wyatt. 320 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,603 I'm telling mom and dad everything. 321 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:47,691 I'm even considering making up some shit. 322 00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,277 Alright, Chet, name your price. 323 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:56,321 $175 and zero cents, cash. 324 00:24:56,453 --> 00:25:00,867 New bills, crisp and clean, in my wallet by 7:00 A.M. 325 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,494 Thank you. 326 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:06,710 Hey, what are big brothers for? 327 00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:09,921 See you upstairs. 328 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,421 - I don't need you. - Shh! 329 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:21,675 The boozehounds return. 330 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:24,561 What a joke! 331 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,305 Hi, girls. 332 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,735 Feeling kind of queasy? 333 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:45,959 How about... A nice greasy pork sandwich 334 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,702 served in a dirty ashtray? 335 00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,757 He pukes, you die. 336 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:05,011 He's not laughing at you, Chet. It's just... 337 00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:07,183 Yes, I am. 338 00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:10,524 Did you tell Chet about...? Did he tell you about the woman we made tonight? 339 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:13,314 He's obviously had it. He doesn't know what he's talking about. 340 00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:16,985 - No shit? - No shit, Chet. No shit. 341 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:20,609 You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue. 342 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,862 You're right. You are absolutely right. 343 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:25,580 - You're absolutely right, Chet... - Get him outta here. 344 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:27,916 - What? - Come on. 345 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:42,757 Cold-blooded shit he is. He's an asshole. 346 00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:46,260 Look at his haircut. Anybody with a haircut like that you know is an asshole... 347 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,826 Psst! Lisa. 348 00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:11,536 Where are you? 349 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,456 I'm right behind you. 350 00:27:19,096 --> 00:27:20,506 Surprise! 351 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,478 I'm not going to hurt you, you silly thing. 352 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:33,349 I mean, your lips. They feel like rigor mortis has set in. 353 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:36,693 Why don't you try and relax a little bit? I'm only kissing you. 354 00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:41,611 I wasn't expecting you to kiss me. I was just... 355 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,170 That was better. 356 00:27:58,177 --> 00:28:00,384 Want to try it again? 357 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:04,551 If you don't mind. I mean, yes, please, ma'am. 358 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:27,744 - You sure you're only 157? - I'll be 16 in June. 359 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,281 You made me. 360 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,575 You control me. 361 00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:42,342 What's on your mind? What are you thinking about, huh? 362 00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:43,677 Um... 363 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,679 Women's gymnastics. 364 00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:50,676 Well, I don't know. I'll do my best. 365 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,395 Good. 366 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:34,937 Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt, where are you? 367 00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:38,148 - I'm right here, Gary. - Wyatt, what happened? 368 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:39,892 I don't know. 369 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,984 I think it was a dream. 370 00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:45,901 What? 371 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:48,070 Everything. Last night. Lisa. 372 00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:50,285 The whole thing, it had to be a dream. 373 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:53,872 It can't be a dream, Wyatt. We were both in it. 374 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:56,617 How can two people have the same dream? 375 00:29:57,546 --> 00:29:59,832 There's no other explanation. It had to be a dream. 376 00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:03,002 Wait, let's analyze this. Alright, in your dream... 377 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,703 Did I get up in the middle of the night and yak in your sink? 378 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:11,097 Didn't throw up. No. Nothing. You didn't see anything. 379 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,262 Maybe it was a dream, you know. 380 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:17,809 A very weird, bizarre, vivid... 381 00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:23,477 Erotic, wet, detailed dream. 382 00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,651 Maybe we have malaria. 383 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:28,527 Shit. 384 00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:39,877 Gary! Wyatt! Breakfast! 385 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:47,384 Look, I don't have the kind of bucks it would take to pay Chet off about this. 386 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:49,173 Yo, Wyatt! Coffee! 387 00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:52,844 You can't live in fear of Chet for the rest of your life. 388 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,932 Why not? Just please... 389 00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:01,816 I don't know, Wyatt. I mean, it's seriously affecting your sex life. 390 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:05,811 Ten seconds into my gymnastics routine, you passed out. 391 00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:07,403 You slept. 392 00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:09,986 I did my toes. 393 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:12,825 By the way, you're very cute. 394 00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:15,661 We'll try it again some other time, ok? 395 00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:22,582 - Good morning, turd brain. - Hi, Chet. 396 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:31,758 - You spit in this? - Not that I'm aware of, no. 397 00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:34,965 Hey, that looks pretty good. 398 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:43,348 Now make yourself one, dick weed. 399 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,532 I like your panties. 400 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:55,994 It's a joke, Chet. You know, it's all... 401 00:31:56,123 --> 00:32:00,082 That's not a joke! That is a severe behavioral disorder. 402 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:02,701 Those are women's underpants! 403 00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:05,545 The next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bra on your head. 404 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:10,084 The old man's gonna have a stroke on this one for sure. 405 00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:13,424 Alright, Chet. How much? 406 00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:14,922 How much? 407 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:18,471 Oh, this goes way beyond payment, pal. 408 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,468 Come on, Chet. Please? 409 00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:23,725 Well... 410 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,647 Your vcr should cover it. 411 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,771 For openers. 412 00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:32,317 Thank you. 413 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:36,110 For Christ's sakes, will you cover yourself? 414 00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:59,717 You guys looking for something for your mom? 415 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:04,308 I really don't think so... sue. 416 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:09,609 You guys have, uh... girlfriends? 417 00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:12,650 You know, sue, one does really not refer 418 00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:15,569 to a 23-year-old woman as a girlfriend. 419 00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:18,489 - A mistress, gar. - Mistress. 420 00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:20,487 - Lover. - Sexpot. 421 00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:22,831 She's a sexpot is what she is. 422 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:27,919 You guys are the ones that got beat up at the homecoming game, right? 423 00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:29,663 Hmm... 424 00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:36,886 Uh... Susan, do you think you could wrap up a bottle of this scent for me? 425 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,722 - I like this. - Um... two. 426 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:42,308 And why don't you set yourself up with one of them, too. 427 00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:45,679 Set yourself up. That's three scents, please. 428 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:49,023 - If you were a 15-year-old boy... - Hmm... 429 00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:52,435 - Would these turn you on? - Hmm...? 430 00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:56,072 I think so, too. I'll take them. 431 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:06,082 Uh... do you have a bra to match that? 432 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:09,169 Something in leather or rubber, or Barb wire? 433 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,253 Give me a break. 434 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,709 Check it out. Check it out. 435 00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:17,130 What? 436 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:23,178 Five bucks? 437 00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:24,721 Finsky. 438 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,230 Max, what are you gonna do? 439 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:36,063 - You know what, gar? - Hmm? 440 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:39,908 For the first time in my life, I don't feel like a total dick. 441 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,526 Yeah, me either. 442 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:56,208 Sorry, boys. Momentary loss of motor nerves. 443 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:59,586 Getting tired of this? We're not. But I'll tell you, there is a cure. 444 00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:02,556 Rumor has it, there's a big white sale going on. 445 00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:04,845 - At towel world! - Towel world! 446 00:35:05,895 --> 00:35:08,102 - We're not impressed. - No. 447 00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:16,857 Can I have some of that, please? 448 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:21,275 You know I'm getting really bored of their shit. 449 00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:24,198 - Well, do you wanna dump them? - I don't know. 450 00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:27,915 We have been with them three months. We've been to the parties, met the people. 451 00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:30,659 We won't go to any more parties and we won't meet any more people. 452 00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:32,786 We'll go into a social coma. 453 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,250 - Sorry. - Sorry. 454 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:36,793 We're sorry. 455 00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:39,963 - Wanna give them another chance? - Ok. 456 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:42,921 - Will you forgive us? - Please. 457 00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:44,923 Oh, you guys. 458 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:48,056 What are we gonna do with you? 459 00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:56,605 J whoo! 460 00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:06,407 J' pretty woman, walking down the street 461 00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:10,248 j' pretty woman, the kind I like to meet 462 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:11,958 j pretty woman 463 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:16,750 j I don't believe you, it must be true 464 00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:20,546 - j no one can look as good as you... - Who was that girl? 465 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:23,632 - Excuse me! - Get outta my way! 466 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,423 We got her, we got her, we got her. 467 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:32,016 J' pretty woman, won't you pardon me? 468 00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:36,100 J' pretty woman, I couldn't help but see 469 00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:37,813 hey! 470 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:42,356 J oh, you look lovely as can be... j 471 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,366 hey! 472 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:47,327 Hi. 473 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,910 - That's LAN. - This is Max. 474 00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:55,038 We call him mad Max. 475 00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:59,046 - We saw you on the escalator. - Yeah. 476 00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:02,550 Yeah, you were looking at us, right? 477 00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:04,169 Yeah. 478 00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:13,762 - So what are you doing? - Nothing. I'm waiting for my ride. 479 00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:31,655 Lis, come on, hon. We're running late. 480 00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,747 Honey, move. 481 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:36,250 Speak to you later. 482 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:50,799 She likes the rough stuff. What can I do, you know? 483 00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:59,270 By the way, there's a party tonight at Wyatt's house. 484 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:03,566 You can find his name in the students' directory under Donnelly. 485 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:05,279 Pass the word around. 486 00:38:09,746 --> 00:38:11,236 Party? 487 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,586 Don't ask. 488 00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:24,987 Wyatt, you're gonna have a heart attack by the time you're 40 489 00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:27,343 if you don't learn to relax. 490 00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:29,713 Have you tried inversion boots? 491 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,558 Lisa, you don't understand my parents. 492 00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:36,602 What's there to understand? 493 00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:40,144 They're oppressive, meddlesome, difficult, demanding and totally bizarre. 494 00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:42,062 I mean, they're normal parents. 495 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:44,937 Now stop worrying and go and get dressed. 496 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,398 Lisa, I created you. 497 00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:51,242 Why do you do insist on doing things I don't want? 498 00:38:51,371 --> 00:38:53,953 Honey buns, you want to party so badly, you could bottle it. 499 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:56,442 I mean, you and Gary, you want friends, you want popularity, 500 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,287 you want all that stuff, right? 501 00:38:58,419 --> 00:39:01,126 Well, I've thought about it, sure, but... 502 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:04,756 So I'm giving it to you. 503 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,300 Thank you, really, thank you. 504 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:11,011 But I don't want it in my house. 505 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:14,758 If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle. 506 00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:17,385 Now stop worrying and go and get dressed. 507 00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:19,979 I'm going to go and pick up Gary. 508 00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:22,440 I can't wait to meet his parents. 509 00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,905 Do you go to Gary's school? 510 00:39:34,914 --> 00:39:37,872 Do I look like I'm in high school? 511 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:39,241 No. 512 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:43,711 Well, what it is, dad, she's a foreign exchange student, you know, 513 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,752 and they have, like, a different educational system around the world. 514 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,500 You look very, er... 515 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,298 Mature. 516 00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:55,640 Doesn't she? That's funny you say that cos I was thinking the same thing. 517 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:57,349 And what happened was that, uh... 518 00:39:57,478 --> 00:39:59,560 So what do you do for a living, al? 519 00:40:00,106 --> 00:40:02,392 I'm an independent businessman. 520 00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:06,985 Al... dad... my dad's a plumber. And he's into plumbing. 521 00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:09,570 And, well, I guess you plumb, right, dad? 522 00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:12,190 Yeah. 523 00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:14,192 Yeah, well, I, uh... 524 00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:18,038 - I think it's time to go. You ready? - Where do you think you're going? 525 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:20,157 - To a party. - To a movie. 526 00:40:21,169 --> 00:40:23,160 Movie party is what it is, folks. 527 00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:25,878 - We're going to a movie party. - Such a little liar. 528 00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:29,716 No, I've whipped up this nasty little soirée over at his friend Wyatt's house. 529 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:33,803 - "Soir" what? - Soirée, honey. I think that means party. 530 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,298 Party. 531 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,537 You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, 532 00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:40,426 chips, dips, chains, whips... 533 00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:43,145 You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. 534 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:46,892 I mean, I'm not talking candle wax on the nipples 535 00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:48,859 or witchcraft or anything like that. 536 00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:51,900 No, no, no, no, just a couple of hundred kids 537 00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:54,866 running around in their underwear acting like complete animals. 538 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:58,157 Alright, goddamn it! I've heard enough! 539 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,325 - Gary, you get to your room! - Yes, sir! 540 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:03,700 No, it's ok. Just sit here. I'll take care of this. 541 00:41:03,836 --> 00:41:08,079 Girlie, you get the hell outta here before I throw you out. 542 00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:10,457 Don't threaten me, all 543 00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:13,130 you're out of shape. I'll kick your arse. 544 00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:17,426 I'm going to make this real easy for you. 545 00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:21,016 I'm taking Gary to a party. 546 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:22,931 Over my dead body. 547 00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:28,730 He's a good kid. He studies hard. You've got no complaints. 548 00:41:28,861 --> 00:41:31,352 If anybody should be bitching, it should be Gary. 549 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:34,363 You ever compliment him on his grades? 550 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,858 You ever compliment him on anything? 551 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:40,203 Hey! Hey! Look, ma, compliments embarrass me. 552 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,071 - Dad, you know... - Shut up! 553 00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:46,333 Have you ever wondered how sad it is 554 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:49,374 that your son's only sexual outlet 555 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:52,749 is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom? 556 00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:54,671 Oh, Gary! 557 00:41:54,804 --> 00:41:58,513 Ma, I never tossed off to anything! 558 00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:02,179 - You told me you were combing your hair! - But I was! I was! Mom! 559 00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:05,269 - Gary, shut up! - The water's running all day long... 560 00:42:05,398 --> 00:42:08,060 - Shut up! - I've never tossed off! 561 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:11,480 - I've never tossed off! - And you wouldn't tell your own mother! 562 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:12,772 Shut up! 563 00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:15,112 Shut up! Shut up! 564 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:20,652 This guy deserves a party. 565 00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:23,954 Look, I don't know who you are, 566 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:27,371 what you are, or where you came from, 567 00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:30,461 but I'm not taking any more of this. 568 00:42:31,424 --> 00:42:35,212 Dial the police, Lucy. Dial the damn police and give me the phone. 569 00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:39,428 The phone... I'm going to get the... 570 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:42,799 - Give me the phone. - I'm trying to... well, here it is. 571 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:53,188 Jesus, god. Oh, Christ. 572 00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:55,733 Oh, lord god. 573 00:42:58,785 --> 00:43:01,322 Oh... uh-oh... 574 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:03,903 Go ahead... 575 00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:06,410 Make your day? 576 00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:14,793 I'm really sorry it has to come to this. 577 00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:16,416 Come to what? 578 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:20,795 If you don't cheer up, I'll blow your face off. 579 00:43:33,236 --> 00:43:35,898 Oh, come on, don't be such an old lady. Everything's cool. 580 00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:38,066 Everything's cool! Everything's cool. 581 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:40,155 Yeah, yeah. My dad's going to castrate me. 582 00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:42,275 And my mother almost had, like, a cardiac arrest. 583 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:45,557 My parents'll never let me in the house, and if they do, I'll be grounded till I'm 45. 584 00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:47,684 Other than that, everything's great. Everything's just really cool. 585 00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:50,120 I mean, you know, it couldn't be better. 586 00:43:51,254 --> 00:43:53,415 Listen, trust me for once, will you? 587 00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:58,166 They don't know what happened. 588 00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:05,264 Did you think Gary was acting a little strangely this evening? 589 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:08,596 Gary? 590 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:11,520 Who's Gary? 591 00:44:16,279 --> 00:44:19,237 Lisa, you have to promise me 592 00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:21,697 that things aren't gonna get out of control. 593 00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:25,569 Wyatt, don't worry. You're just having a few friends over. 594 00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:27,912 I don't have any friends, Lisa. 595 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,655 He doesn't. 596 00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:32,829 Boy ain't lying. 597 00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:36,416 You do now. 598 00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:45,887 Hi. 599 00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:48,429 Hi! 600 00:44:48,561 --> 00:44:49,641 Party! 601 00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:53,228 Party! Party! Party! Party! 602 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:55,018 Party! Party! Party! Party! 603 00:44:57,111 --> 00:44:59,523 J standin' there by the window 604 00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:02,112 j starin' out at the night 605 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,653 j you've got so many troubles 606 00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:07,197 j on your nervous mind 607 00:45:07,330 --> 00:45:09,742 j but don't worry, baby 608 00:45:09,874 --> 00:45:12,115 j it's gonna work out fine 609 00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:15,243 j you hear the sound of footsteps 610 00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:17,711 j stealing across the floor 611 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,047 j you picked up the receiver... 612 00:45:20,593 --> 00:45:21,924 Yo! 613 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:24,840 Who's here? How you doing? How you doing? 614 00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:27,801 - Where's the bar? - Bar! 615 00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:33,932 Do you think they'll embarrass us tonight? 616 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:35,475 Yeah. 617 00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:37,223 - Yeah? - Yeah. 618 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:43,858 Caviar? 619 00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:47,658 If Max and LAN see her, it is all over for us. 620 00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:52,621 - How's your stomach? - It's a little better. 621 00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:56,117 If you're gonna float an air biscuit, let me know, ok? 622 00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:57,835 Float a what? 623 00:45:57,964 --> 00:45:59,942 If you're gonna fart, if you're gonna squeeze cheese, 624 00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:01,547 let me know, ok? I'll hit the fan. 625 00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:04,668 I'm sorry, Gary, it's just I suffer pain and discomfort 626 00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:07,637 due to occasional stomach upset. 627 00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:10,677 You know, I can't believe this, Wyatt. I'm so disappointed in us. 628 00:46:10,810 --> 00:46:12,996 All we ever do is sit around and talk about how great it would be 629 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:14,476 if we went to parties, right? 630 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:17,125 And now it's our party, and there are hundreds of people here having a great time, 631 00:46:17,149 --> 00:46:18,980 and we're in the John. We're in the John! 632 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:22,853 - I can't believe it. - Gary, you're just as uptight as I am. 633 00:46:22,989 --> 00:46:25,480 Let me tell you something. Nobody can be as uptight as you, ok? 634 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:27,652 Nobody. Your middle name is tense, ok? 635 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,366 Wyatt "tense up" Donnelly. 636 00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:32,157 - Alright, this is true. This is true. - It's true. 637 00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:37,125 But... it's not that bad. I mean, we can hear the music. 638 00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:39,452 We can dance, so that's great. 639 00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:41,942 If we put our noses to the door, maybe we can smell the food. 640 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:43,456 Hey, brother! 641 00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:45,958 What's happening, my main man? 642 00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:47,380 Right on! 643 00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:50,216 - Scotch. - Straight up? 644 00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:52,055 Ah, give me the whole bottle. 645 00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:57,019 Tell you what... you bend over and I'll shove it straight up your ass. 646 00:46:58,232 --> 00:47:01,019 On the rocks is fine. 647 00:47:02,486 --> 00:47:05,478 Yeah, that's what I thought you were gonna say, you jive Turkey. 648 00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:20,034 There she is. 649 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,082 You deal with the drinks. I'll kill the girls. 650 00:47:58,334 --> 00:47:59,790 Ok, ok, ok... 651 00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:02,160 - Did we see you at the mall today? - Yes. 652 00:48:02,296 --> 00:48:03,786 Oh, yeah! 653 00:48:06,592 --> 00:48:09,049 It's alright... um... 654 00:48:09,178 --> 00:48:11,544 - What are you doing here? - I'm living here now. 655 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,591 I'm Wyatt and Gary's girlfriend. 656 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:16,340 No! 657 00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:21,350 Ah! Ok... we're Wyatt's friends. 658 00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:24,315 Er... can we come to the party or should we just bail? 659 00:48:24,443 --> 00:48:26,024 Bail! 660 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,318 - No, no, come in, come on. - Really? 661 00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:32,860 Oh, thank you. 662 00:48:33,828 --> 00:48:36,114 Gary and Wyatt are around here someplace. 663 00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:38,704 I wonder if Lisa's having a good time. 664 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:42,371 Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt. 665 00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:45,495 You know, the thing that really galls me 666 00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:50,128 is that she's ours and we can't get close to her. 667 00:48:52,721 --> 00:48:54,211 Hit the fan. 668 00:48:57,852 --> 00:48:59,808 This is, like, the best party I've ever been to. 669 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,223 I know. It's great! 670 00:49:02,356 --> 00:49:04,893 Do you know whose house this is? 671 00:49:05,025 --> 00:49:09,314 I don't know. I think it might be that girl with the english accent. 672 00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:13,190 Did you notice that girl doesn't have a zit on her whole body? Did you notice that? 673 00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:16,488 - I know. She has, like, zero fat. - And she's so relaxed. 674 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:18,702 - She burped and it was, like, charming. - Charming. 675 00:49:18,831 --> 00:49:19,911 Yeah! 676 00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:22,915 Shit. 677 00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:26,084 - Ah, yeah. - The bathroom. 678 00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:35,420 - Ladies. - Hi. 679 00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:36,966 Hi. 680 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:40,216 I can't believe you! I cannot... 681 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:42,934 You're dropping wolf bait and there are chicks outside! 682 00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:46,396 Light a match or something! Light a fire, I don't know. 683 00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:50,351 Hi. 684 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:51,898 Hi. 685 00:49:52,031 --> 00:49:54,568 We're sorry. We thought there were just girls in there. 686 00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:57,658 - I'm sorry. - It's just us dudes, you know. 687 00:49:57,786 --> 00:49:59,447 What are you doing here? 688 00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:02,704 Gary was just taking a shit! 689 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,494 No, what I meant was... 690 00:50:06,795 --> 00:50:09,832 No, no, what I meant was, what are you doing at the party? 691 00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:13,253 - Oh, it's my house. - This is your party? 692 00:50:13,385 --> 00:50:16,297 Yeah, well, you know, we like to do this about once a week, 693 00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:18,825 throw little gatherings here, little get-togethers, that kind of thing. 694 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:20,805 - Haven't you guys been by? - No. 695 00:50:20,935 --> 00:50:23,017 No? How the heck did we miss these two, Wyatt? 696 00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:25,727 I don't know. So many people, so many parties. 697 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:29,440 So many people, you know, and so many parties, you lose track... 698 00:50:29,568 --> 00:50:33,186 Um... would you mind if I came in and checked my face? 699 00:50:33,322 --> 00:50:35,438 What's wrong with your face? 700 00:50:37,493 --> 00:50:38,824 Can we come in? 701 00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:41,660 - Come on in. - Sure, yeah. Ok. Be our guests. 702 00:50:41,789 --> 00:50:44,781 - Thanks, guys. - Come on in. 703 00:50:46,919 --> 00:50:48,875 Well, um... 704 00:50:49,004 --> 00:50:51,004 We've seen you guys at school, but we've never met. 705 00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:52,496 - You're hilly. - You're Deb. 706 00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:54,123 - How you doing? - Deb. 707 00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:56,251 - Hi. I'm Gary. - I'm Wyatt. 708 00:50:56,387 --> 00:50:58,218 Well, what have you guys been doing? 709 00:51:00,015 --> 00:51:03,724 This is a wild crowd. I didn't know you guys had so many friends. 710 00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:05,808 - Yeah, neither did we. - Neither did we. 711 00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:11,145 Uh, who's the girl with the accent? I thought that this was her party, but... 712 00:51:11,277 --> 00:51:15,145 You mean the real sensuous, exotic, sexy, mature, sex symbol type? 713 00:51:15,281 --> 00:51:16,896 - Yeah. - Yeah. 714 00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:19,364 She's with us. 715 00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:21,825 She's with you guys? 716 00:51:22,454 --> 00:51:24,490 Come on, Lisa. Why not? 717 00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:29,580 Because I belong to Gary and Wyatt. 718 00:51:29,712 --> 00:51:33,796 Belong? What? They make you in the garage with power tools? 719 00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:36,006 They own you? Control you? 720 00:51:36,135 --> 00:51:38,922 - Seriously? - Seriously. 721 00:51:39,054 --> 00:51:40,419 They're toads. 722 00:51:40,556 --> 00:51:43,138 Do I look like I'd go out with two toads? 723 00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:47,427 You do. It's true. 724 00:51:47,563 --> 00:51:51,727 I think Gary and Wyatt are gonna force everyone to redefine their terms. 725 00:51:53,611 --> 00:51:56,478 And you're completely loyal to them? 726 00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:59,731 I do whatever they say. 727 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:12,288 Hi. 728 00:52:15,090 --> 00:52:18,708 Could you excuse us for a minute, please? 729 00:52:18,844 --> 00:52:21,802 Ah, that's no problem. Yeah, we'll be in here. 730 00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:23,340 Yeah. 731 00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:32,888 Ok, fine. 732 00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:38,757 I could be wrong, but I think these ladies are stoked for us, Wyatt. 733 00:52:38,781 --> 00:52:40,541 - I got that feeling myself. - What do we do? 734 00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:42,135 - I don't know. - Should we go for it? 735 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:43,970 - What about Lisa? - She did say we should party. 736 00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:46,222 Let's get it on with these two, score points and go back to Lisa. 737 00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:47,577 This is like a dream come true. 738 00:52:47,706 --> 00:52:50,602 How about if we see if we can score with these two in case we can't later? 739 00:52:50,626 --> 00:52:52,662 - Sounds good. - But we gotta give Lisa a shot. 740 00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:56,128 I don't wanna hurt her feelings. The girls want a long, lean bone job from me. 741 00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:57,666 - Ready to party down? - 10-4. 742 00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,040 - Let's break. - Break. 743 00:53:11,313 --> 00:53:13,304 Those guys are weird, but they're kind of cute. 744 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,930 === =e a ae 745 00:53:15,067 --> 00:53:18,480 and where did you two disappear to? 746 00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:21,854 - Nowhere. We were in the kitchen. - We were in the bathroom. 747 00:53:22,783 --> 00:53:24,648 - Eating. - Doing our hair. 748 00:53:24,785 --> 00:53:26,776 Have you met Gary and Wyatt? 749 00:53:27,371 --> 00:53:29,407 - Yeah. - No. 750 00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:30,825 Sort of. 751 00:53:32,918 --> 00:53:36,536 If you get the chance... shower with them. 752 00:53:36,672 --> 00:53:39,709 I did. It's a mind scrambler! 753 00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:42,542 Oh! Hurts so good. 754 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:50,466 She took a shower with them. 755 00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:53,435 - I have a wonderful idea, Henry. - Hmm? 756 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:57,682 After dinner, why don't we stop by and visit with Wyatt? 757 00:53:57,818 --> 00:54:01,652 I hate to think of his being alone at home tonight. 758 00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:05,489 - Doesn't he have anything to read? - Well, I don't know, dear. 759 00:54:05,617 --> 00:54:08,984 But you know nothing's more important to a teenage boy 760 00:54:09,121 --> 00:54:11,328 than his grandparents. 761 00:54:11,457 --> 00:54:13,368 - We'll drop by. - Oh, good. 762 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:31,758 I'd like to open up by apologizing for the icee today at the mall. 763 00:54:31,894 --> 00:54:34,601 It was very immature, and I'm sorry. 764 00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:38,564 - And, uh... - It was just, like, tomfoolery. 765 00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:40,523 But we are sorry. 766 00:54:40,652 --> 00:54:43,064 - It happened. - Yeah. 767 00:54:43,739 --> 00:54:47,072 So what's the deal with Lisa? You know, can we borrow her? 768 00:54:47,701 --> 00:54:50,067 Uh... we can't do that, guys, 769 00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:52,445 because common decency prohibits us, we can't. 770 00:54:52,581 --> 00:54:53,991 It's not cool. 771 00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:56,410 - Well, she said it was cool. - Yeah. 772 00:54:56,543 --> 00:55:00,377 We can't take advantage of her loyalty. Sorry, guys. 773 00:55:00,506 --> 00:55:03,418 Man, but that's really selfish. That hurts, you know. 774 00:55:03,550 --> 00:55:04,790 Ian, uh... 775 00:55:05,427 --> 00:55:07,427 Just forget it, guys, cos we can't do it, you know? 776 00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:10,466 Ah, come on. Quit being such pricks. 777 00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:11,714 Hey, come on. 778 00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:13,841 Regardless of what she may have told you, 779 00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:16,184 our feelings for Lisa run very deep. 780 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,770 It's, like, emotions. Heavy, heavy emotions. 781 00:55:18,899 --> 00:55:21,766 Our feelings for Deb and hilly run as deep as yours do for Lisa. 782 00:55:21,902 --> 00:55:23,312 And it's respect. 783 00:55:23,445 --> 00:55:25,686 It's like the time we spent together, you know. 784 00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:28,781 And a couple of guys like you deserve them. 785 00:55:28,909 --> 00:55:31,446 See, we like your style. So we wanna make a deal with you. 786 00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:33,694 You let us have a crack at Lisa, 787 00:55:33,831 --> 00:55:36,573 and then we'll let you have Deb and hilly. 788 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:40,534 Can you guys keep a secret? 789 00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:43,083 - Sure. - Secret? 790 00:55:43,215 --> 00:55:46,127 - Look again. It's Gary. - No, no. 791 00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:48,421 It's our boy, Gary. 792 00:55:48,554 --> 00:55:51,387 He's our 16-year-old boy. 793 00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:54,257 I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Lucy. 794 00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:56,805 And I want you to shut up. 795 00:55:57,604 --> 00:56:01,142 I feel like an asshole. This had better work. 796 00:56:01,275 --> 00:56:03,857 This is just the blueprint. Ok, now look. You like it? 797 00:56:03,986 --> 00:56:05,692 Bigger tits. 798 00:56:05,821 --> 00:56:07,152 Go, go, go, go! 799 00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:09,067 Give him the knee-shooters. I don't care. 800 00:56:11,618 --> 00:56:15,611 'We have code penetration again. What the hell's going on in here?' 801 00:56:21,295 --> 00:56:23,126 Excuse me, Arthur. 802 00:56:23,255 --> 00:56:25,416 - It's art. - Excuse me, art. 803 00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:41,519 Oh, shit. 804 00:56:47,654 --> 00:56:48,654 J weird 805 00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:52,985 j weird science 806 00:56:56,997 --> 00:56:58,828 - 'where's Eddie?' - 'Eddie's down in the lab. 807 00:56:58,957 --> 00:57:00,993 'He and grandpa are working on a new project.' 808 00:57:01,126 --> 00:57:03,708 'another invention?' 809 00:57:03,837 --> 00:57:06,123 "it's got something to do with a robot.' 810 00:57:19,811 --> 00:57:23,053 Wyatt, what's going on? Turn this thing off! 811 00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:25,306 You're gonna love it! How you doing? 812 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:28,058 I'm shitting in my pants! 813 00:58:47,399 --> 00:58:48,809 It worked. 814 00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:11,002 You had to be big shots, didn't you? You had to show off. 815 00:59:12,174 --> 00:59:14,836 When are you going to learn people will like you for what you are, 816 00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:16,959 not for what you can give them? 817 00:59:19,139 --> 00:59:21,630 In your race for power and glory, 818 00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:24,554 you forgot one small detail. 819 00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:27,894 We forgot to hook up the doll. 820 00:59:28,023 --> 00:59:30,605 You forgot to hook up the doll. 821 01:00:13,193 --> 01:00:15,149 Something's going on here, Carmen. 822 01:00:15,278 --> 01:00:18,611 I have a feeling we're not going to approve, Henry. 823 01:00:20,242 --> 01:00:22,858 A missile! A missile! 824 01:00:23,829 --> 01:00:26,161 A missile in my house, Gary! 825 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:32,493 - Yeah, this puppy's for real, alright. - It was an accident. Simple, you know... 826 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:34,915 Accident, my ass, Gary! 827 01:00:35,048 --> 01:00:37,289 My parents are coming home. Chet's coming home. 828 01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:41,088 - They're gonna freak out! - They're gonna shit eggrolls. 829 01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:43,803 Get out! Get out! Scat! 830 01:00:43,932 --> 01:00:46,548 Out of here, you disgusting tramps! 831 01:00:46,685 --> 01:00:48,641 You, you, you hosers! 832 01:00:48,770 --> 01:00:50,761 Out! Out! Out! 833 01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:52,979 My god, cut that out, would you? 834 01:00:53,108 --> 01:00:55,378 You ought to know better than to walk into somebody's house 835 01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:57,609 and start hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat! 836 01:00:57,737 --> 01:01:01,229 This is my daughter's home. Who the hell are you? 837 01:01:01,366 --> 01:01:05,200 Well, I'm a very dear, close personal friend of your grandson's. 838 01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:07,364 Henry, call the police. 839 01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:10,159 I will. I'll have you incarcerated. 840 01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:12,704 Here's the deal, folks. 841 01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:16,579 Gary and Wyatt, they created me on their computer. 842 01:01:16,715 --> 01:01:20,082 I'm not going to stand here and listen to this baloney. 843 01:01:20,218 --> 01:01:23,426 He won't, you know. He doesn't stand for baloney. 844 01:01:23,972 --> 01:01:27,089 Would you mind waiting here? I won't be a moment. 845 01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:31,510 Have you ever? 846 01:01:32,355 --> 01:01:33,640 Never. 847 01:01:34,649 --> 01:01:37,982 Excuse me, guys. Wyatt, your grandparents are downstairs. 848 01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:39,692 Ok. Thanks, lis. 849 01:01:43,950 --> 01:01:45,861 - Lisa! - Yes? 850 01:01:45,994 --> 01:01:48,030 Where are my grandparents? 851 01:01:48,622 --> 01:01:51,705 - Wyatt, your kitchen is blue. - You want to try one? 852 01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:53,698 Where are my grandparents, Lisa? 853 01:01:53,835 --> 01:01:56,042 They're all taken care of, ok? 854 01:02:03,094 --> 01:02:05,335 You're going to love this one. 855 01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:13,556 - Are they all right? - They're fine. 856 01:02:13,688 --> 01:02:18,398 In fact, they're better than fine. They're not aging anymore. 857 01:02:19,110 --> 01:02:20,896 See? They're smiling. 858 01:02:22,614 --> 01:02:25,151 Uh... Lisa, if any more of his relatives drop by, 859 01:02:25,283 --> 01:02:27,990 we'll be upstairs in the bathroom, ok? 860 01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:30,110 That's pretty sick, lis. 861 01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:33,947 Those guys really need some self-confidence. 862 01:02:35,085 --> 01:02:40,421 A challenge. Something that'll bring out their inner strength and courage. 863 01:02:45,303 --> 01:02:47,339 I'm so bloody clever. 864 01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:52,052 Now! 865 01:03:40,567 --> 01:03:42,603 This bud's for you. 866 01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:52,864 - This party's lame, Max. - What about the girls? 867 01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:56,530 Girls, shmirls! 868 01:04:17,395 --> 01:04:20,853 Lisa! What's going on? 869 01:04:22,025 --> 01:04:23,481 Aargh! 870 01:04:41,086 --> 01:04:43,452 Gary! Gary, Gary... 871 01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:45,374 Gary, listen to me. 872 01:04:45,507 --> 01:04:48,374 There are motorcycles in my house! 873 01:04:49,803 --> 01:04:52,510 Wyatt, there are killer mutants in your house, ok? 874 01:05:12,659 --> 01:05:14,945 Screw the house. 875 01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:56,066 Guys, you have uninvited guests. 876 01:05:56,202 --> 01:05:58,162 I think you better come out and ask them to leave. 877 01:05:58,288 --> 01:05:59,824 They're getting pretty rowdy. 878 01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:09,083 This is an excellent chance for you to prove your bravery and courage. 879 01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:12,207 Those are outdated concepts, alright? Excuse us. 880 01:06:13,595 --> 01:06:15,881 Don't let John Wayne hear you say that. 881 01:06:16,014 --> 01:06:18,096 The man is dead, Lisa, ok? 882 01:06:20,059 --> 01:06:22,801 Well, so are you, if you don't deal with this situation. 883 01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:26,971 No, thanks. 884 01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:31,685 Gary, do you feel like a chicken? 885 01:06:32,363 --> 01:06:35,571 Wyatt, if I could shoot an egg out my ass right now, I would. 886 01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:42,283 What about all these people? Will they think we're cowards? 887 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:44,993 I don't know. 888 01:06:45,126 --> 01:06:47,913 Look, we can deal with shame, ok? Death is a much deeper issue. 889 01:07:13,696 --> 01:07:16,403 Uh... we're going to get you guys some drinks. 890 01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:18,364 You look like a scotch man. You want some... 891 01:07:18,493 --> 01:07:20,529 - We're gonna get some stuff... - Ah! 892 01:07:21,788 --> 01:07:24,825 Is this your party? 893 01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:27,415 Uh... 894 01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:32,625 - Well, yeah kind of. - I don't know if you can call it a party. 895 01:07:32,757 --> 01:07:34,463 It's just a few friends. 896 01:07:34,592 --> 01:07:35,832 How come... 897 01:07:37,428 --> 01:07:41,546 Lwo unpopular dicks like you 898 01:07:41,683 --> 01:07:43,469 is having a party? 899 01:07:44,143 --> 01:07:47,476 I don't know. I mean, I guess I was just asking myself that very question. 900 01:07:47,605 --> 01:07:50,267 - And I'm like dicks, sometimes... - Look, we're very sorry. 901 01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:54,859 How would you like all your friends here to know... 902 01:07:56,239 --> 01:08:00,027 That you wear a bra on your head? 903 01:08:08,084 --> 01:08:11,247 Tossed off into any good books lately, have we? 904 01:08:16,175 --> 01:08:19,667 You two can't even take a shower 905 01:08:20,763 --> 01:08:23,630 with a beautiful woman 906 01:08:23,766 --> 01:08:26,508 without wearing your jeans! 907 01:08:35,445 --> 01:08:37,106 You! 908 01:08:37,238 --> 01:08:38,819 Come here! 909 01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:42,531 Now! 910 01:09:01,721 --> 01:09:04,838 - Prepare to die, Wyatt. - Gary, I can't wait to die. 911 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,386 - We are gonna kick... - Ass. 912 01:09:07,518 --> 01:09:10,305 Ok. This is war. 913 01:09:10,438 --> 01:09:13,771 Hands off the girls. Let's leave the girls out of this. Hands off. 914 01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:18,651 I said hands off! Now! 915 01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:31,451 Why don't you shut up, bitch? 916 01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:40,586 And as for your ugly ass, let me tell you something. 917 01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:44,256 You don't come into my friend's house with your faggot friends, 918 01:09:44,389 --> 01:09:46,505 driving your motorbikes all over his floors, 919 01:09:46,641 --> 01:09:49,223 breaking windows, making a mess, stinking up the place. 920 01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:50,842 And believe me, you do stink. 921 01:09:55,483 --> 01:09:57,849 And here's what's gonna happen. 922 01:09:57,985 --> 01:09:59,646 You're gonna let go of the girls, 923 01:09:59,779 --> 01:10:03,146 and you're going to apologize to all these people. 924 01:10:03,282 --> 01:10:07,491 And you're gonna get on your bikes and pedal your ugly asses out of here. 925 01:10:10,790 --> 01:10:14,248 So now, we're gentlemen, so we're gonna give you a choice. 926 01:10:14,836 --> 01:10:16,952 Yeah, you can leave in peace... 927 01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:23,879 Or you can stay and die. 928 01:10:35,523 --> 01:10:37,229 Choice is yours. 929 01:11:16,481 --> 01:11:17,891 Get out of here. 930 01:11:23,237 --> 01:11:25,979 Beg your pardon. You have a lovely home. 931 01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:30,776 Terribly sorry. Call me. We'll have lunch. 932 01:11:30,912 --> 01:11:33,119 Can we keep this between us? 933 01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:37,328 I'd hate to lose my teaching job. 934 01:11:42,173 --> 01:11:43,583 God bless you. 935 01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:58,395 I can't believe... you know... Is everyone alright? I just want to know. 936 01:11:58,523 --> 01:12:00,605 This is so exciting. You know, we're heroes. 937 01:12:00,733 --> 01:12:03,065 These guys came into your house and we showed them down. 938 01:12:03,194 --> 01:12:06,686 I can't believe this. Know what we did? You and me saved all these people, Wyatt. 939 01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:08,563 You don't understand that. We're heroes. 940 01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:11,539 This could mean a guest shot on Phil donahue. But this is exciting, man! 941 01:12:11,619 --> 01:12:12,825 - Gary! - What? 942 01:12:12,954 --> 01:12:16,321 - Where the hell did you get that thing? - Squirt gun, man. That's it. 943 01:12:27,260 --> 01:12:29,091 That's my boys. 944 01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:42,347 What a weird night, huh? 945 01:12:44,819 --> 01:12:47,356 You really weren't afraid of those guys? 946 01:12:50,449 --> 01:12:54,442 I was scared. But what could I do? 947 01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:06,712 It's probably a good idea for me not to ask too many questions about tonight. 948 01:13:06,841 --> 01:13:08,297 Probably. 949 01:13:08,426 --> 01:13:10,917 This is a sort of a night of weird shit. 950 01:13:11,053 --> 01:13:15,012 I was wondering if I can ask you something kind of strange? 951 01:13:20,771 --> 01:13:22,602 Would you kiss me? 952 01:13:25,359 --> 01:13:27,395 What about LAN? 953 01:13:30,489 --> 01:13:32,320 We all make mistakes. 954 01:13:35,369 --> 01:13:37,781 - Ok. - Ok... 955 01:13:39,582 --> 01:13:41,413 Where do you want it? 956 01:13:44,754 --> 01:13:47,336 Can I ask you a question? 957 01:13:47,465 --> 01:13:48,796 Yeah. 958 01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,836 How do you feel about Lisa? 959 01:13:53,012 --> 01:13:54,502 I love her. 960 01:13:56,182 --> 01:13:58,639 That's what I figured. 961 01:13:58,768 --> 01:14:00,178 But, um... 962 01:14:02,605 --> 01:14:05,187 I mean, it's definitely a different kind of love, you know. 963 01:14:05,316 --> 01:14:08,558 It's... it's more sisterly, you know, 964 01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:10,776 like big sisterly, kind of. 965 01:14:11,781 --> 01:14:13,692 But she's so beautiful. 966 01:14:17,036 --> 01:14:19,027 Yeah, she's really beautiful. 967 01:14:20,331 --> 01:14:22,822 And her body is... 968 01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:24,574 It's gorgeous. 969 01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:27,501 It's a nice figure. 970 01:14:28,631 --> 01:14:29,871 So... 971 01:14:32,802 --> 01:14:35,544 I mean, what would I be compared to her? 972 01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:42,308 Deb, Lisa is everything I ever wanted in a girl... 973 01:14:44,188 --> 01:14:46,850 Before I knew what I wanted. 974 01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:52,194 I know that if I could do it again... I'd make her just like you. 975 01:14:55,783 --> 01:14:57,239 Honest. 976 01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:09,494 Dead honest. I'm like... I... you know, I... 977 01:15:09,630 --> 01:15:11,441 I gotta tell you cos I'm really honest when I say that. 978 01:15:11,465 --> 01:15:14,298 I'm so very honest. I mean that. 979 01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:07,222 What the hell? 980 01:16:09,690 --> 01:16:13,274 That little bastard. That little... 981 01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:16,819 Please don't let him have messed up my room. 982 01:16:16,947 --> 01:16:19,279 If my room's ok, I won't kill him, I promise. 983 01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:21,569 I'll just hurt him real bad. 984 01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:52,099 Freeze. 985 01:16:53,859 --> 01:16:55,099 Chet! 986 01:16:55,694 --> 01:16:57,980 Where's my brother? 987 01:16:58,114 --> 01:16:59,445 Ow! 988 01:17:00,407 --> 01:17:02,944 Uhh... I don't know. 989 01:17:04,286 --> 01:17:06,117 You're dead meat, pilgrim. 990 01:17:08,499 --> 01:17:10,660 Um... 991 01:17:10,793 --> 01:17:13,535 Chet, Chet, Chet, Chet, Chet, that's her nose. Come on. 992 01:17:13,671 --> 01:17:15,411 Now, look, she has nothing to do with it. 993 01:17:15,548 --> 01:17:18,836 Ok. You die. 994 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:21,630 She walks out of here with a severe limp. 995 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:28,723 Aargh. 996 01:17:29,728 --> 01:17:31,343 I'll be back. 997 01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:40,729 That's Wyatt's older brother, Chet. He's kind of an asshole. 998 01:17:43,784 --> 01:17:45,524 Oh, hi, Chet. 999 01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:48,903 What the hell is going on around here? 1000 01:17:49,039 --> 01:17:50,950 Chet, I'm sorry, it was an accident. 1001 01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:53,324 An accident? An accident? 1002 01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:57,788 Do you realize it's snowing in my room, goddamn it? 1003 01:17:58,591 --> 01:18:00,694 Some real weird shit happened, Chet. Some real weird... 1004 01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:04,506 You don't have to be a genius to figure that out, monkey dick. 1005 01:18:06,432 --> 01:18:10,300 - Start talking, little man. - Look, Chet, it's a real long story. 1006 01:18:10,436 --> 01:18:12,414 Gary and I were messing around with the computer Friday night, 1007 01:18:12,438 --> 01:18:15,167 and we decided to make a woman, and she went crazy and messed up the house. 1008 01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:18,149 Don't smart-mouth me, you wormy little shit! 1009 01:18:18,277 --> 01:18:19,733 Why don't you just leave him alone? 1010 01:18:19,862 --> 01:18:22,319 Stay out of this, bimbo. This is a family matter. 1011 01:18:22,448 --> 01:18:26,191 Chet, just let me find Lisa. She can explain everything. 1012 01:18:26,327 --> 01:18:29,569 She'll clear everything up, Chet. I swear. Chet. 1013 01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:34,244 You can have my college money and my social security, Chet. 1014 01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:37,576 Chet... 1015 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:43,924 So, you guys think you can pull one over on me, huh? 1016 01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:45,384 Huh? 1017 01:18:45,512 --> 01:18:49,221 You got everybody synched to the same bullshit story. 1018 01:18:49,350 --> 01:18:52,808 This isn't bullshit. This is a pershing missile, chip. 1019 01:18:52,937 --> 01:18:54,768 It's Chet. 1020 01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:56,887 My name is Chet. 1021 01:18:58,859 --> 01:19:01,817 And I didn't think it was a whale's dick, honey. 1022 01:19:05,699 --> 01:19:07,690 Hi, nanny. Hi, grampy. 1023 01:19:09,662 --> 01:19:12,028 I'm not a moron, you know. I... 1024 01:19:15,918 --> 01:19:17,579 Was that my grandparents? 1025 01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:26,633 - Are they dead? - Oh, no, they're just resting. 1026 01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:29,174 What are they doing in here? 1027 01:19:29,306 --> 01:19:31,592 I put them in there. 1028 01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:34,432 I didn't want the boys to get into trouble. 1029 01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:38,312 And quite frankly, they weren't having a very good time at the party. 1030 01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:40,180 Not having a good time? 1031 01:19:40,317 --> 01:19:43,901 Do you think they're having a good time being catatonic in a closet? 1032 01:19:45,531 --> 01:19:49,900 Do you have any idea how disrespectful that is? 1033 01:19:50,911 --> 01:19:55,530 Boy, I wouldn't give a squirt of piss for your ass right now. 1034 01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:03,997 Ok, that's quite enough. You guys get the girls home. 1035 01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:08,297 Wyatt, take the Porsche. Gary, you take the Ferrari. 1036 01:20:08,429 --> 01:20:09,669 The Ferrari? 1037 01:20:10,848 --> 01:20:12,839 I want to be alone with Chet here. 1038 01:20:12,975 --> 01:20:15,011 - Good to see you again, Chet. - Get out of here! 1039 01:20:15,144 --> 01:20:17,135 Come on, take your little hussies home! 1040 01:20:17,271 --> 01:20:19,933 Their parents are probably worried sick. 1041 01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:27,729 Lady, I want to get to the bottom of this, a.S.A.F.P. 1042 01:20:27,865 --> 01:20:29,696 Oh, so do I. 1043 01:20:31,994 --> 01:20:35,532 But first, I'd like to... Butter your muffin. 1044 01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:37,655 Why do you have to be such a wanker? 1045 01:20:37,791 --> 01:20:39,827 Because I get off on it. 1046 01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:44,078 Now I want you to promise that you'll keep your big mouth shut 1047 01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:46,830 about everything that has happened here this weekend. 1048 01:20:46,967 --> 01:20:50,630 And I want you to treat Wyatt and Gary with dignity and respect. 1049 01:20:50,763 --> 01:20:52,549 Oh, really? 1050 01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:54,421 Yeah. Oh, really. 1051 01:20:56,185 --> 01:21:02,101 I can be a real serious bitch if I don't get what I want. 1052 01:21:02,232 --> 01:21:05,975 Ooh, hit me with your best shot. 1053 01:21:11,825 --> 01:21:13,907 How fast are you going? 1054 01:21:14,036 --> 01:21:15,526 About 35. 1055 01:21:27,257 --> 01:21:31,045 - Wait. This can't be right. - Are you looking at the rpms? 1056 01:21:31,178 --> 01:21:34,466 No, I think I'm looking at about fifty tickets. 1057 01:21:49,947 --> 01:21:51,357 Bye! 1058 01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:23,685 Goddamn train! 1059 01:22:23,814 --> 01:22:26,055 Oh, my. Phew! 1060 01:22:26,984 --> 01:22:28,895 That was great! 1061 01:22:37,911 --> 01:22:39,321 You son of a bitch! 1062 01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:43,073 All all al, that was Gary! 1063 01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:45,745 Who is this Gary character? 1064 01:22:48,547 --> 01:22:51,038 I had a really great time last night. 1065 01:22:52,551 --> 01:22:56,089 I'll probably be grounded for a month or so, but... 1066 01:22:57,848 --> 01:22:59,463 I'll wait for you. 1067 01:23:35,177 --> 01:23:37,008 Hilly! 1068 01:23:37,137 --> 01:23:38,752 I love you! 1069 01:23:46,104 --> 01:23:47,719 Alright! 1070 01:23:53,111 --> 01:23:54,976 I want to thank you for a great night. 1071 01:23:55,113 --> 01:23:56,523 Same here. 1072 01:23:58,951 --> 01:24:01,192 Deb, I have kind of a confession to make. 1073 01:24:05,374 --> 01:24:07,456 I'm really not this cool. 1074 01:24:09,002 --> 01:24:11,038 That's not my car. 1075 01:24:11,171 --> 01:24:13,583 This is not my suit. 1076 01:24:13,715 --> 01:24:16,331 I mean, none of those people were my friends. 1077 01:24:17,427 --> 01:24:19,839 Why are you telling me all of this? 1078 01:24:21,807 --> 01:24:24,549 Because I want you to like me for what I am. 1079 01:24:24,685 --> 01:24:27,142 Whatever you are, I like it. 1080 01:24:47,165 --> 01:24:50,953 Well, um, I'd better get going, cos, um... 1081 01:24:52,462 --> 01:24:54,498 Wyatt and I still have to deal with Chet. 1082 01:24:54,631 --> 01:24:56,667 Quit screwing around! 1083 01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:59,792 This ain't funny, you stupid bitch! 1084 01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:02,840 Oh, now careful, Chet. Don't make me angry. 1085 01:25:02,973 --> 01:25:04,304 Sorry. 1086 01:25:07,686 --> 01:25:09,517 That's better. 1087 01:25:09,646 --> 01:25:13,104 Would you please turn me back to normal, please? 1088 01:25:13,233 --> 01:25:15,724 I haven't done anything to you. 1089 01:25:15,861 --> 01:25:18,273 No, but you've done plenty to your brother. 1090 01:25:18,405 --> 01:25:21,772 - Like what? - Well, let me see... 1091 01:25:21,908 --> 01:25:24,945 You've nagged him, harassed him, suppressed him, 1092 01:25:25,078 --> 01:25:28,115 kept him in fear of you, extorted money from him. 1093 01:25:28,248 --> 01:25:30,330 It's done out of love. 1094 01:25:31,001 --> 01:25:34,289 Just for that, I ought to give you a set of elephant balls. 1095 01:25:40,469 --> 01:25:44,462 Give me your word that you'll leave Wyatt and Gary alone, 1096 01:25:44,598 --> 01:25:46,213 and I'll change you back. 1097 01:25:46,350 --> 01:25:48,932 Oh, all right. 1098 01:25:49,061 --> 01:25:51,052 Shake on it, huh? 1099 01:25:53,273 --> 01:25:55,639 No, thanks. I'd rather not. 1100 01:25:56,777 --> 01:25:58,733 Wait! Where are you going? 1101 01:25:59,780 --> 01:26:02,021 Well, I have to go and get changed. 1102 01:26:02,157 --> 01:26:04,773 - What about me? - What about you? You'll be fine. 1103 01:26:04,910 --> 01:26:07,447 It just takes a little while for the effect to wear off, ok? 1104 01:26:19,925 --> 01:26:21,085 Well? 1105 01:26:22,386 --> 01:26:24,217 I'm in love. 1106 01:26:24,346 --> 01:26:27,053 - It's great, isn't it? - The best. 1107 01:26:27,182 --> 01:26:29,719 You know, I'll tell you, Wyatt, 1108 01:26:29,851 --> 01:26:31,807 I think things are turning around for us. 1109 01:26:31,937 --> 01:26:33,347 I mean it. 1110 01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:35,562 Ok, what about Lisa? 1111 01:26:39,319 --> 01:26:41,479 Well, I think we're gonna have to have a talk with her. 1112 01:26:43,323 --> 01:26:45,063 Think she'll understand? 1113 01:26:46,118 --> 01:26:48,734 I think so. I mean, uh... 1114 01:26:48,870 --> 01:26:51,407 I sure as hell wouldn't want to date you. 1115 01:26:53,125 --> 01:26:55,457 You're not my type, you know. 1116 01:27:01,633 --> 01:27:03,248 Chet? 1117 01:27:04,177 --> 01:27:05,383 Chet? 1118 01:27:07,264 --> 01:27:08,674 Hi, dudes! 1119 01:27:12,936 --> 01:27:15,097 I'm sorry, Wyatt. 1120 01:27:15,230 --> 01:27:18,597 I'm sorry for being such a shit to you all these years. 1121 01:27:19,317 --> 01:27:22,400 And, gee, well, I want you to know that... 1122 01:27:23,697 --> 01:27:25,403 I love you. 1123 01:27:30,328 --> 01:27:32,319 That's nasty, Wyatt. 1124 01:27:33,206 --> 01:27:35,197 That's Chet, Gary. 1125 01:27:36,710 --> 01:27:38,746 Hey, hey, huh... 1126 01:27:44,801 --> 01:27:46,041 Hmm! 1127 01:27:47,888 --> 01:27:49,344 Oh, my god! 1128 01:27:52,267 --> 01:27:53,803 Lisa? 1129 01:27:53,935 --> 01:27:55,516 In here! 1130 01:27:55,645 --> 01:27:57,977 - Lisa? - Yeah? 1131 01:27:58,982 --> 01:28:02,190 - You saw Chet? - Yes, I did. 1132 01:28:02,319 --> 01:28:04,310 You responsible? 1133 01:28:05,405 --> 01:28:06,815 Yes, I am. 1134 01:28:06,948 --> 01:28:09,155 Lisa, we can't have him like that. 1135 01:28:10,660 --> 01:28:12,696 It'd ruin Christmas. 1136 01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:16,321 Listen, he's gonna be fine in half an hour. 1137 01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:19,666 He's not going to spoil Christmas. 1138 01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:23,003 And he's not going to bug you anymore, either. 1139 01:28:23,131 --> 01:28:24,962 Um... 1140 01:28:25,842 --> 01:28:28,925 Lisa, we have to have a talk with you. 1141 01:28:29,054 --> 01:28:31,261 What's on your mind? 1142 01:28:32,057 --> 01:28:35,015 I really don't know how to say this to you. 1143 01:28:35,685 --> 01:28:37,767 You guys found girlfriends, right? 1144 01:28:40,190 --> 01:28:43,978 Fell in love with the two girls, and they fell in love with you. 1145 01:28:44,986 --> 01:28:47,398 That's all I ever wanted for you. 1146 01:28:48,406 --> 01:28:49,987 You're not hurt? 1147 01:28:51,576 --> 01:28:53,783 Yeah, sure I'm hurt. 1148 01:28:54,621 --> 01:28:57,078 But I wouldn't change it. 1149 01:28:58,834 --> 01:29:03,077 I'm really just getting off seeing you two guys straightened out. 1150 01:29:12,639 --> 01:29:14,630 I have to go. 1151 01:29:31,199 --> 01:29:32,564 Oh... 1152 01:29:33,577 --> 01:29:35,659 I've had a wonderful time. 1153 01:29:46,214 --> 01:29:47,875 Lisa... 1154 01:29:50,427 --> 01:29:51,837 Bye. 1155 01:31:09,839 --> 01:31:11,249 Boys? 1156 01:31:12,258 --> 01:31:13,839 We're home! 1157 01:31:18,807 --> 01:31:22,265 - Hi, Mr. Donnelly. How are you? - Hi, honey. 1158 01:31:22,852 --> 01:31:25,514 - Dad, hi. - No, no, no, no. Like a man. 1159 01:31:26,481 --> 01:31:29,814 So, what did you guys do this weekend? 1160 01:31:29,943 --> 01:31:33,026 - Not much. - Just hung around the house, you know. 1161 01:31:33,154 --> 01:31:35,145 Daddy had this crazy notion 1162 01:31:35,281 --> 01:31:38,865 you guys might throw a party or do something nutty. 1163 01:31:38,994 --> 01:31:40,655 Ha-hal - shit. 1164 01:31:40,787 --> 01:31:42,197 - Not us. - Not here. 1165 01:31:42,330 --> 01:31:43,615 No way. 1166 01:32:05,729 --> 01:32:07,219 Shh, shh! 1167 01:32:28,251 --> 01:32:32,620 Ok... drop and give me twenty. 1168 01:32:37,218 --> 01:32:39,880 J she's alive! 1169 01:32:40,013 --> 01:32:42,299 - J alive! - Weird science 1170 01:32:48,104 --> 01:32:50,311 J weird science 1171 01:32:50,440 --> 01:32:52,522 j plastic tubes and pots and pans 1172 01:32:52,650 --> 01:32:55,016 j' bits and pieces and magic from my hand 1173 01:32:55,153 --> 01:32:58,020 - j we're making weird science - J ooh! 1174 01:32:58,156 --> 01:32:59,942 J plastic tubes and pots and pans 1175 01:33:00,075 --> 01:33:03,238 j' bits and pieces and bits and pieces and bits... 1176 01:33:03,369 --> 01:33:05,109 J my creation 1177 01:33:05,246 --> 01:33:06,827 j is it real? 1178 01:33:06,956 --> 01:33:09,914 J it's my creation, ooh, my creation 1179 01:33:10,043 --> 01:33:11,874 j it's my creation... 1180 01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:27,010 J weird! 1181 01:33:27,644 --> 01:33:29,100 J ooh! 1182 01:33:33,358 --> 01:33:35,565 J weird science - j ooh! 1183 01:33:35,693 --> 01:33:37,524 J magic and technology 1184 01:33:37,654 --> 01:33:40,111 j voodoo dolls and chants, electricity 1185 01:33:40,240 --> 01:33:42,447 j we're making weird science 1186 01:33:43,159 --> 01:33:44,990 j fantasy and microchips 1187 01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:48,203 j' bits and pieces and bits and pieces and bits... 1188 01:33:48,331 --> 01:33:49,992 J my creation 1189 01:33:50,125 --> 01:33:51,865 j is it real? 1190 01:33:52,001 --> 01:33:55,459 J it's my creation, I do not know 1191 01:33:55,588 --> 01:33:57,249 j no hesitation 1192 01:33:57,382 --> 01:33:59,338 j no heart of gold 1193 01:33:59,467 --> 01:34:01,173 j just flesh and blood 1194 01:34:01,302 --> 01:34:03,634 j I do not know, I do not know! 1195 01:34:03,763 --> 01:34:05,674 J from my heart and from my hand 1196 01:34:05,807 --> 01:34:09,049 j why don't people understand my intentions? 1197 01:34:10,436 --> 01:34:13,428 J ooh! Weird science 1198 01:34:13,565 --> 01:34:16,602 j ooh! Ooh! 1199 01:34:19,237 --> 01:34:21,569 J weird science 1200 01:34:21,698 --> 01:34:23,484 j magic and technology 1201 01:34:23,616 --> 01:34:25,481 j voodoo dolls and chants 1202 01:34:26,703 --> 01:34:28,989 j weird science 1203 01:34:29,122 --> 01:34:30,987 j things we've never seen before 1204 01:34:31,124 --> 01:34:32,785 j behind bolted doors 1205 01:34:32,917 --> 01:34:35,954 j whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Weird science 1206 01:34:36,087 --> 01:34:37,543 j ooh! 1207 01:34:41,467 --> 01:34:42,798 J weird! 1208 01:34:49,267 --> 01:34:50,973 J weird science 1209 01:34:56,524 --> 01:34:58,515 J weird science 1210 01:34:58,651 --> 01:35:00,892 j ooh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1211 01:35:01,029 --> 01:35:04,317 J bits and pieces, bits and pieces 1212 01:35:04,449 --> 01:35:06,314 j weird science 1213 01:35:15,543 --> 01:35:17,374 J my creation 1214 01:35:17,503 --> 01:35:19,084 j is it real? 1215 01:35:19,214 --> 01:35:22,581 J it's my creation, I do not know 1216 01:35:22,717 --> 01:35:24,799 j ooh, my creation 1217 01:35:24,928 --> 01:35:26,509 j is it real? 1218 01:35:26,638 --> 01:35:29,675 J just flesh and blood, just flesh and blood 1219 01:35:29,807 --> 01:35:31,763 j just flesh and blood 1220 01:35:48,326 --> 01:35:50,908 - J weird science - Weird science 1221 01:35:53,998 --> 01:35:56,455 - j weird science - Weird science 1222 01:35:59,629 --> 01:36:02,291 - j weird science - Weird science 1223 01:36:03,466 --> 01:36:06,674 j weird, weird, weird, weird science... j 87220