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Honey, I'm home.

Roger that.

Copy at the boat house.

Right on time.

Faisil, get your butt in here.

Harry's inside.

Yeah, yeah.
I'm coming. I'm coming.

Hey, were you born in a barn?

Poor house.

Uh-huh.

All right.

You got your fur coat
razor blade there

and a bunch of guys with guns.

Hmm.

I'm switching to subvocal now.

Check, check.

Check. Check. It's talk radio.

You're on the air.
Check.

All right, that guard nearest
to you is moving away.

He's at the service door.

He's inside.

All right, have you seen
Khaled yet?

Yep. There he is.

How come billionaires
are always short?

Jamal...

Excuse me.

Colonel, how are you?

It's so good to see you again.

Yes, it's been a long time.

Terrific.

Who was that guy?

Could you hold this
for a second? Thanks.

Okay, you should
be crossing the main foyer

heading for the stairs.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, keep moving.
Keep moving.

I'm in the library,
and I'm heading out

to the second floor balcony.

Modem in place.

Transmitting now.

Affirmatory.

It's a good hookup.

These are encrypted files, guys.

It's going to take me
just a few minutes.

Uh-huh.
I got your password.

Magnificent, isn't it?

Yes, quite.

I thought I knew
most of Khaled's friends,

but I don't believe
I've met you before.

No, we haven't met

because I certainly
would remember.

Renquist, Harry Renquist.

Juno Skinner.

Juno Skinner.

Juno Skinner.

Come on. Come on.

Juno Skinner,
arts and antiquities dealer,

specializing in ancient Persia.

This is Persian,
if I'm not mistaken.

Very good.

Sixth century B.C., to be exact.
Hmm.

Do you like the period?

Oh, I adore it.

Alarm! Alarm!

Harry, we got a problem.

Guards are going
ape-shit down there.

Acquired most
of these pieces for Jamal.

Do you tango?

Mmm. Oh!

Tango?

Harry? Harry?

You do not have time
to tango, buddy.

You copy?

All right, Harry, don't be
stopping to smell the roses now.

You hear me?
You got to get out of there.

Yes! Files are unlocked!

Fast Faisil strikes again.

I'm in. I'm down, baby.

I got my hand up her dress,
and I am going...

Just copy
the goddamn files, okay.

Ahhh!

Wow. And I thought
this was just gonna be

another bunch of boring bankers

and oil billionaires.

Harry, seconds count, buddy.

Ditch the bitch.

Unfortunately, I have to leave.

I have a plane to catch.

Oh.

Well...

call me sometime.

My offices are in Rome.

I would like that.

Son of a bitch is
with her two minutes,

and she's ready
to bear his children.

All right, twinkle toes,
what's your exit strategy?

I'm gonna walk right out
of the front gate.

Ballsy.

Stupid but ballsy.

Sir?

May I see
your invitation, please?

Sure. Here's my invitation.

Aw, shit. Here we go.

Slight change in plans.

Halt!

Go!

Stay.

We're en route
to the roller rendezvous point.

I repeat...
backup rendezvous point.

Watch it! Watch it!

It's called ice,

and it gets a little slick.

Harry, do you copy? Whoa!

I got it.

Shit!

Whoops!

Oh, my God.

Whoa! I got it.
I got it. I got it.

There he is!
Shit!

Hi, guys.

Oh, yeah, that worked good.

Right out the old front gate.

Can you lean back a second?

Let's go.

We can still make our flight.

All right, that's it
for Mr. Renquist.

Okay, go.

All right, we got
Harry Tasker billfold,

Harry Tasker passport,

ticket stub,

hotel bill, Tasker.

I got two postcards
here from Geneva.

Got some house keys right there,

and I've got a souvenir
Swiss snowing village.

What's that for?
It's for Dana, stupe.

You know, bring
your kid home a gift.

You know, the dad thing.

Nice touch.
Yeah.

All right, pick me up
tomorrow at 8:00.

Will do.

The debriefing
is at ten-hundred.

Mm-hmm.

See you at 8:00.
Okay.

Bye.
Hey, Harry.

Did you forget something?

What a team.

All right.
Sleep fast, buddy.

Hi, honey.

How was your flight?

Oh, it was fine.

Good.

Brought you a little gift
from Switzerland.

Snowy village.

Wow. Thanks, Dad.

I've never had one of these.

You're welcome.

You're late for school.
You better get going.

Don't forget to feed Gizmo.

Okay.

It's pretty lame.

I'm late.
Yeah, me, too.

How'd it go at the convention?

Did you make all the other
salesmen jealous?

Oh, it was fantastic.
You wouldn't believe it.

You should have been there.

We were the big hit of the show.

We did new model
ordering system...

the 680 I told you about.

I can write up an order

and immediately as soon
as the customer's name comes up,

you see what his credit line is,

what he's ordered in the past,

what discount he has gotten,
every little detail.

Terrific.

It's fantastic. I love
the computer business.

Listen, the, uh, plumber called.

He says he has to dig
under the slab or something.

It's going to cost $600.

Hmm, that's okay.

Well, it's not okay.
It's extortion.

So what did you tell him?

I slept with him, and he said
he'd knock off $100.

That's good thinking.
Bye, honey.

Hello.

Dana!

Boy, I remember the first time

I got shot out of a cannon.

Good morning.
Go to school.

Thanks, dear.

Check these out.

Check 'em out.

Where's the image coming from?

Got a CCD camera
in a transmitter

in a pack of smokes out there.

It's pretty cool, huh?

Mm-hmm.

What the hell.

Bye, Dad!
What's she...

Dana! She's ripping
you off. Dana!

I knew it.

Dana!

Dana!

Go!

Can't stop. I'm late.
Bye, Dad!

Shit.

Kids... ten seconds of joy,

30 years of misery.

I got married three times,

but at least I was never
dumb enough to have any.

You know,
she shouldn't be stealing.

I taught her better than that.

Yeah, but you're not her parents
anymore, you and Helen.

Her parents are
Axl Rose and Madonna.

The five minutes a day
you spend with her

can't compete with that kind
of constant bombardment.

You're outgunned, daddy-O.

You know, it's not just
because you're a bad parent.

I mean, kids today
are ten years ahead

of where we were
at the same age.

- Good morning.
- Good morning, Mr. Tasker.

Do you think
she's still a virgin?

Don't be ridiculous.
She's only... What is she now?

She's 14, Harry.
She's only 14 years old.

Her hormones are going off
like fire alarms.

I'd say it's even money she lets
that physicist on the bike boink her.

Oh, not Dana.
Oh, not Dana.

Denial... it's not just a river
in Egypt no more, is it, Harry?

She's probably stealing the
money to pay for an abortion.

Why don't you open the door?

Or drugs.

Twenty here, 50 there.

I figured my wife's
scumbag boyfriend was taking it.

Hell, he takes everything else.

Never a beer
in the goddamn fridge.

Thought you moved out.

Well, I had to move back in.

My lawyer said it'd give me
a better shot

at getting the house
during the property settlement

and so forth, but, uh,
don't change the subject, man.

You still owe me 200 bucks.

Good morning, Janice.

Good morning.

Gentlemen, please identify
yourselves to the scanner.

Harry Tasker, 10024.

Albert Gibson, 34991.

All right, Frances,

I don't believe we need you
any longer now.

Thank you.

Sweet Jesus, Harry.

You surely screwed the pooch
last night, didn't you?

Could you please tell me
how I can see this

as anything
but a total disaster?

Well, total is a strong word.

Yeah. There are different
degrees of totality.

It's a scale, really, with
a perfect mission on one end

and then a total pooch-screw
on the other.

And, you know,
we're more right in...

Faisil,

you're new on Harry's team,
aren't you?

Yes.

So, what makes you think
the slack I cut him

in any way translates to you?

L-Let me show you what we got.

Jamal Khaled.

We think he's dirty,

so we raid
his private financial files.

$100 million in wire transfers

from the Commerce
Bank International.

Which we all know is a front

for certain countries
to finance terrorist activities.

And that's why we think something
really big is going down.

And we know that a week ago,
four MIRV warheads were smuggled

out of the former
Soviet republic of Kazakhstan.

We think Khaled's group
bought the nukes

and is trying to bring them
over to US soil.

So far, this is not blowing
my skirt up, gentlemen.

Don't you have anything
remotely substantial?

Harry,

do you have any hard data?

Nothing that you would
call rock-hard.

Actually, it's pretty limp, sir.

Then perhaps
you'd better get some

before somebody parks
an automobile

in front of the White House
with a nuclear weapon

in the trunk.

I mean, it's not like he's
saving the world or anything.

I mean, he's a sales rep
for Christ's sake.

Whenever I can't sleep,

I just ask him
to tell me about his day.

Six seconds and I'm out.

He acts like he's curing cancer
or something.

Mmm.

So I guess this means
you didn't get away

for the weekend after all?

No. Harry had
to go out of town.

I'm shocked.

Yeah. Well,
you know Harry.

What's up?

Here. Check this out.

There's a $2 million
disbursement

from Khaled to Juno Skinner.

That's right,
the babe at the party.

Well, that doesn't
mean anything.

She buys antiquities for Khaled.

Oh, no, no. See, he keeps
his antique buys

on a completely separate ledger.

And this is a little
above market rate

for the horizontal bop,

even for a total biscuit
like her.

All right, I want
a complete workup on her.

Do we know where she is?

Right here in River City.

You're kidding.
She lives in Rome,

but she does stuff
at the Smithsonian.

She has a lot
of diplomatic connections,

so she has offices here.

So I guess it's time
to send in a specialist.

Care to tango?

Yes, I would.

Assholes.

Okay, it's all set up.

I got fax machine, ghost phones,

all the usual stuff.

You have a suite
at The Marquis Hotel

under the name of Renquist.

All right, reality check.
Let's go.

Hi, my name is Harry Renquist.

I own a corporate
art consulting company

in San Francisco

and have an appointment
with Miss Skinner.

Harry.

Oh, hello.

Hello.

I thought I'd see you again.

I just didn't know
it would be so soon.

What's the point of waiting?

I agree.

So you said
your clients are looking

for something for the lobby

of their new
corporate headquarters?

Yes. They would like to see
something very dramatic.

That's a nice piece.

And I talked
to a number of people,

and they all said
you're the one to see.

Really?
Mm-hmm.

Checking on me.

So what did these people
say about me, exactly?

Well, they say that
you can read ancient Sanskrit

without having
to sound out the words.

And other art dealers
and archaeologists

don't really like you very much.

Oh!

Those wimps.

It's because I use
my diplomatic contacts

to export cultural treasures

from countries which tell them
to take a hike.

See, most of our pieces
come from ancient Persia.

Unfortunately, ancient Persia
sits 20 feet under the sand

of Iran, Iraq, and Syria,

not the most
popular places lately.

So I've had to become an expert

in international diplomacy.

Well, Mr. Renquist...

do you see anything you like?

Maybe.

Give me a break, Fais.

I don't think they'd bug
my tuna sandwich.

She's importing stuff
from all over the Mideast.

She could be moving
money, guns, anything.

The second you left there,
we started getting calls

from ghost numbers,

They were checking out
the Renquist front.

Right. Step up
the surveillance

an put on two more guys.

Maurizio, I said Saturday...

Not Tuesday, Saturday.

Va bene. Ciao.

Miss Skinner, may I have
a word with you please?

Stupid, undisciplined bitch!

It's a good thing you're
paying me a lot of money.

Do you realize there are
surveillance teams

watching this place right now?

Your telephones are
almost certainly tapped.

And you were busy
laughing and flirting

like a whore
with this Renquist...

He checked out okay...

We do not tolerate mistakes.

What would you like me to do?

Find out where this Renquist is.

Hello. Techtel Systems.
Mr. Tasker's office.

Hi, Charlene? Hi.
It's Helen. Is he in?

Harry's in a sales meeting,
Mrs. Tasker.

Let me try him in there.
Hold please.

Relay 10024.

It's a patch from Techtel.

It's Helen.

Hello, honey.

How are you?
What's going on?

Hi, I'm sorry to bother you
in the middle of the day.

It's just that Dana and I
want to make sure

that you're going
to be home by 8:00.

'Cause we're going
to a lot of trouble

for your big birthday,

and we just wanted
to make sure that you

will be home, so... Absolutely!

This time, you can count on me.

Promise?
Trust me.

- Great.
- Gotta go. Bye.

Bye. That's disgusting, Dana.

Calm down.

We've got a friend.

Three cars back
on the inside lane.

They've been on us
since we left the hotel.

In the station wagon?

Uh-huh.
Want me to lose them?

No. We need this lead.

Unit 7?

Seven here.

We need you
at the Georgetown Mall

- in three minutes.
- Copy that. We're rolling.

Helen's going to be pissed.

Well, you see, this is
the problem with terrorists.

They're really inconsiderate

when it comes
to people's schedules.

Pull over here.
This is good.

Okay, testing.
One, two, three...

I got you. I got you.
I got you.

Okay, they're right with us.

I make three of them in the car.

Dickhead.

Blow me.

Hey, Harry, I got a couple of them getting
out of the car and coming after you.

What do you think, I'm blind?

Well, you do look like Ray Charles.

So what's the plan?

Just trying to get a closer
look at Beavis and Butt-Head.

Hey, there's a third one
still in the car.

Okay, stay on him.

Hi, Helen.

Yeah, it's Gib.

Oh, not much.

Listen, Harry forgot something
back at the office,

and, uh, you know Harry,
and, uh...

Yeah, Gib, I know Harry.

Bye.
Bye. See you soon.

See?

Harry...

Harry, I lost the third guy.

Aah!

Shit!

Hold it!

Oh, shit!

Hey!

Here. Cool off.

Move! Move!

Sorry about this.

Look out!
Get out of the way!

Hey! Freeze!

Oh, thank God.

Get to the car!

Yep.

Here we go.

Federal officer
in pursuit of suspect.

Sorry.

Hey!

Hey, Harry,
what's your 20? Harry?

Westbound through the park.

Suspect is on a motorcycle.
He's coming out on Franklin.

- Copy that.
- Okay, I want you on 14th

in case he turns south.

And I want Seven
on the north side

to box him in.

Okay, and make it quick

because my horse
is getting tired.

Your horse?

Hyah!

There he is.
That's him!

Come on!

Go around to the back.

Copy that.

Move!

Out of my way!

Out of my way!

Sorry.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Jesus!

Sorry.

Out of my way!

Excuse me.
Whoa!

Excuse me.

Out of the way!

Move! Move! Move!

Federal officer!
Get down! Now!

Get down or die!

Down! Down!

Aah!

Hold still!

Come on! Hyah!

Whoa!

Hold still!

Hold still!

Hyah!

Would you press the button
for the top floor, please?

O-Okay.

Thank you.

No!

Shut up!

Whoa...

Say something.

That's a f-fine animal.

Eww!

Flat against the car!

Okay, come on.

I'm so sorry.

Ooh!

Stay there!

Don't move!

Hyah!

Come on. Come on, fella.

Whoa!

Hyah!

Whoa!

Hyah!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Aah!

Okay...

back up.

Back up.

Come on. You can do it.

Come on.

Good horse. Good.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Go back now.

Come on. Yeah.
That's teamwork now.

Now, keep pulling.
Come on.

Now a little bit more.

Attaboy.

Okay.

Now, what the hell
were you thinking?

I mean, I had the guy,

and you let him get away.

Look at me when I talk to you.

What kind of a cop
are you anyway?

Hi, honey.

I know you're upset.

I'm sorry.

But I hurried home
as fast as I could.

It's okay.

Ow...

It's okay.

I'm sorry.

Thank you for the party.

Yeah. It was great.

Huh?

Hey.

That's him.

Okay, pause it right there.

Salim Abu Aziz.

This guy's really hardcore.

Highly fanatical.
The man's a real psycho.

He's been linked to dozens
and dozens of car bombings.

Hey, you know that cafe bomb
in Rome last year?

That was his.

As well as the 727
out of Lisbon.

This guy's a major player.

Now he's formed
his own splinter faction

called Crimson Jihad.

Yeah, I guess he thought
the other terrorist groups

were a little too warm
and fuzzy for his taste.

They call him the Sand Spider.

Why?

Probably because
it sounds scary.

Hmm. Well, this is
impressive, gentlemen.

Of course, it would be
even more impressive

if you actually knew
where he was.

We'll get him.

Why don't you
just pull over right here.

What's up?

Oh, I really screwed up
with Helen last night.

I'm just going to run in and see
if she's available for lunch

to smooth things over
a little bit.

So, Harry, you want me to hang?

Yeah. Just hang.

Okay, buddy,
I'll just... be hanging.

Hold please.

Helen...

it's your mystery man on two.

Simon?

Oh, my God!

Hello? Simon?

Yes, I can talk.

You mean right now?

Yes... I can meet you.

Okay. I can't wait.

Bye.

Can you cover me for an hour?

Just an hour?

You tell that stud
to take more time!

Would you shut up?

I should have never
told you about him.

Have a good time!

Get a little bit for me
while you're at it!

Sshh! Sshh!

Hey, hold it!

Fucker.

What's going on, man?
You sick or something?

Looks like you got gut-kicked.

It's Helen...
It's Helen.

It's Helen.
Helen.

It has something to do
with Helen, I'm guessing.

Helen...

Helen.

Helen...

Helen...

is having an affair.

Welcome to the club, man.

Nobody thinks it can happen
to them the first time, buddy.

Same exact thing happened to me

with wife number two.
Remember?

I had no idea
nothing's going on, right?

I come home one day, and the
house is completely empty.

And I mean completely empty.

She even took the ice cube trays
out of the freezer.

What kind of a sick bitch

takes the ice cube trays
out of the freezer?

But Helen...

Hey, Harry.

Hey, listen,
Helen still loves you.

She just wants to bang
this guy a while, you know.

It's nothing serious.
You'll get used to this...

Stop cheering me up!

What'd you expect, Harry?

Helen's a flesh-and-blood woman,
and you're never there.

It was just a matter of time.

You know what?

I say we concentrate
on work, buddy.

That's what I do

every time my life
turns to dogshit.

I concentrate on work,
and that gets me by.

Right, buddy?

This is gonna be great.
You know what?

We're gonna catch
some terrorists,

we're gonna beat
the crap out of them,

you're gonna feel
a hell of a lot better.

All right, watch your head now.
Watch your head.

Okay. All right.

Women... can't live with them...

...can't kill 'em.

Came by your office today.

I was in the area, and I thought

that you might want
to have lunch.

Real-Really?

Well, you must've
just missed me.

Yeah, that's what they said.

They said you had to run out
or something like that.

Oh, it was this rush job...

They needed these documents

down at the district courthouse.

So of course, the big problem?

Our printer shut down.

So I went to the third floor
to use theirs,

but they have the 1720,

and of course the disk
isn't formatted for the 1720.

So I have to go back
upstairs and reformat,

go back downstairs
and use their printer,

and by the time I got there,
I couldn't get my car to start.

And then traffic...
I barely got there.

That's a little excitement
in an otherwise dull day.

Did it work out okay?

Yeah. Great.

I'll check on dessert.

I'm done.

You know, the great thing
is that,

he's practically given us
a blank check on wiretap.

So I've set them up on all of Juno's
shipping agents and her clients.

And Faisil's made a list
of all the possible contacts

Crimson Jihad may have
in this country.

So now, all we got
to do is sit around...

Hey, this national security
stuff boring you?

Put a tap on her phone.

What are you talking about?
I already did that.

I'm talking about Helen's.

Put a tap on her office line
and the line to my house.

Do it now.
Okay. All right.

Just come over here
for a second. It sounds great.

I just wanted to ask you
about something.

Listen, I got two words
to describe that idea...

In-sane. An unauthorized wiretap
is a felony, pard. You know...

And we're doing it
20 times a day.

So don't give me that crap.

Do it.

Hello?

Helen, it's Simon.

Is it safe to talk?

Yes. Go ahead.

Listen, I can't talk long.

Can you meet me
for lunch tomorrow?

I must see you.

I suppose so. Where?

Same place. One o'clock.

I have to go now.

See you tomorrow.

Remember, I need you.

I thought that we might have
lunch together tomorrow.

Um... you know,

darn it, I'm...
I'm gonna meet Allison.

We're gonna go shopping.

Sorry.

No problem.

You know what?
I think you're going

about this whole thing
all wrong.

See, women, they like you
to talk to them, you know?

And maybe it's just that you're not
in touch with your feminine side.

I was watching
Sally Jessy Raphael...

All right.

Okay, I got all
the usual stuff here.

I got a
telemetry-burst transmitter,

I've got a GPS tracker,

I got an audio transmitter,
a power supply,

And I've got it sewn
into the lining here, and, um...

Now... Hey, Harry?

If you need to talk...
speak into the purse.

Okay, here she comes.

She's gonna pop out
right in front of us.

Watch this. Bingo!
Yep.

Looks like
she's going into Chinatown.

Okay, she's parking.

Okay, give me audio.

You sure you weren't followed?

No. I mean,
I kept looking behind me

like you taught me,

but I didn't see anyone.

Okay. It's just that
things are a bit hot right now.

If I get a signal,
I may have to leave suddenly.

I understand.

Look, it's my job to take risks,

but not yours.

I feel bad about
bringing you into all this,

but you're the only one
I can trust.

Were you out on a mission?
Shh.

We say "op."

covert operation...
Oh.

...and this one, well,

got a little rough.

Worse than Cairo?

Cairo.

Cairo was a day at the beach
next to this.

The guy's a spook.

But for whom?

He could be working her
to get to you.

Did you read
the papers yesterday?

Yes.

Sometimes the story's a mask
for covert operation.

See two men killed
in a restaurant

and two unidentified men
in a running shoot-out

ending at the Marriott?

That was you?

You see? You're very good.
Me.

You recognize my style.

You're a natural at this.

The guy's a fake, man.

He's taking credit
for our moves.

What happened?

Hardly worth talking about.

Two of them
won't bother me again.

Unbelievable!

You chased one?

Something came over me.

I just had to nail this guy

no matter what the risk.

Pretty hairy. I thought
he had me a couple times,

but I really can't take credit.

Why not?

It's the training.

It shapes you into
a lethal instrument.

You react in a microsecond
without thinking.

I'm starting to like this guy.

Oh, we've still got to kill him.
I mean, that's a given.

You know?

♪ More than a woman to me ♪

♪ More than a woman ♪

♪ More than a woman to me ♪

♪ More than a wo... ♪

The guy is a goddamn
used car salesman.

I mean, this keeps getting
better and better!

I'm sorry, Harry. I know
this has got to be painful.

But you got to admit
it's pretty damn funny.

I mean, if this was just
on me and not you,

you'd be laughing your ass off.

One born every minute.

It wants you, too.

Feel it vibrate?

Say, how about a little spin?

Sure.

See, it's not just a car.

It's a total image.
An identity.

You have to go for it.

This isn't some
high-tech sports car.

Tell you the truth, it doesn't
even handle that great.

But that's not the idea, is it?

What are we talking about here?

Pussy, right?

Absolutely.

Let's face it, Harry.
The 'Vette gets 'em wet.

But it's not enough.

If you really want
to close escrow,

well, you gotta have an angle.

I suppose you have an angle.

It's killer.

I mean, look at me.

I'm not that much to look at.

No, no, no.
I can be honest.

But I got 'em lining up.

And not just the skanks, either.

Well, some are.

So, what's your angle?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, no.

Sorry. Trade secret.

Okay, just ask yourself...

what do women really want?

You take these bored housewives,

married to the same guy
for years.

They're stuck in a rut.
They need some release!

The promise of adventure,
a hint of danger.

I create that for them.

So basically you're lying
your ass off the whole time.

See, I couldn't do that.

What are you, a Boy Scout?

No. Think of it
as playing a role.

It's fantasy.

I mean, you gotta work
on their dreams,

get them out of their
daily suburban grind

for a few hours.

What about their husbands?

Dickless!

I mean, let's face it,
if they took care of business,

I'd be out of business,
you know what I mean?

Those idiots.

Hey, hey!

Hey, you mind
keeping it under 90?

I'm still trying
to pay for this dental work.

So who are you
working on right now?

Hah, I always got a couple
on the hook, you know.

There's this one right now.

I got her panting like a dog.

It's great.

What does she do?

Some sort of legal secretary
or something.

You know, uptight
and conservative.

Oh! She could be so hot
if she wanted to be.

And with you, she gets
to be real hot, huh?

Oh, red hot!
Yeah.

Her thighs steam.

It's like a dying plant.
Just needs a little water.

Married to some boring jerk...

Married to some boring jerk?

Yeah. You know,
he doesn't appreciate her.

She's like all these babes...

you get their pilot lit,

they can suck-start
a leaf-blower.

Oh, God, she's got
the most incredible body

and a pair of titties,
make you want to stand up

and beg for buttermilk.

Ass like a 10-year-old boy...

So, then she must be
really good in bed then, huh?

Hey, whoa, slow down.
You're gonna miss the turn.

Uhh! Whoa!

Ah! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!

See?

You and this car were made
for each other.

Why fight it?

Sure, I got a couple
other buyers on the line,

but I like your style.

So, what do you say?

Should we start up
the paperwork?

Let me think about it.

Hold it for me for a day, okay?

Hey...

Because it's you.

I got today's transcripts.

Uh, not much going on.

Nothing from Simon?

Um, no.

My turn to drive?
Give me the page.

What are you talking about?
This jumped from page nine to page eleven.

Where's page ten?
It's got to be a typo.

Give me the goddamn page!

Okay.

Seek help, Harry.

- Hello?
- Helen,

I need your help.

Can you meet me tonight?

What's happened?

It's serious.

Meet me on K Street

under the Key Bridge.

Eight o'clock sharp.

Gotcha.

Shit. It's almost
eight o'clock.

She's still at the house.

The purse is still at the house.

Shit.

Unit 2, unit 7.
Immediate roll.

Acquire subject at K Street
and Key Bridge.

Vehicle is
red and white convertible.

You've got exactly six minutes.

Hey, wait a minute, man.
Are you out of your mind?

You can't pull agents
off a priority surveillance

to follow your wife!

It's a misappropriation
of sector resources,

and it's a breach
of national security.

You copy, Harry?

Hey, you're losing it
big-time, man.

I have to stop you.

What are you going to do, tell?

Look, goddamn it, Harry,

both of our butts are
on the line here, okay?

So your life's in the crapper.

So you're wife's banging
a used car salesman.

It's humiliating, I know.

But goddamn it,
take it like a man!

You tell on me, I tell on you.

What are you talking about?
I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets.

I'm as clean as a ba...

What about the time
you blew a six-week operation

because you were busy
getting a blowjob, huh?

You knew about that?

Ha.

All right, let's take Franklin.
It's a lot quicker.

Quick, get in.
Hurry up. Let's go.

Two here.
Suspect vehicle in sight.

One male, one female.

Don't be alarmed.

If I'm spotted, it'd be best
if they didn't see you.

You should keep your head down

till we're out of the city.

Here. Let me help you.

That's better.

Okay, now the woman has
her head in the guy's lap,

Southbound on the Key Bridge.
Two in pursuit.

Roger, Two.

One to Condor, you got a visual?

Roger, One. This is Condor.

Subject is in sight.
Repeat. We have the ball.

We got a pretty good
lockup on infrared.

Um, oh, yeah.

She's got her head
in the guy's lap, all right.

Ya-hoo.

Maybe she's sleepy.

Okay, this is a safe house.

My place in the city is just
a little too hot right now.

So is the penthouse in New York.

What is it exactly
you need me to do?

Helen, I want you to be my wife.

But I'm married!

No, it's just for
the operation in Paris.

I need to be married.

They'll be looking
for a man traveling alone.

Par-Par... You want me
to go to Paris?

Paris, with a quick stopover
in London.

Helen...

there's a double agent
in my outfit.

I don't know who.

There's no one
I can trust except you.

Can you get away,
just for a couple of days?

I-I...

I just don't know.

Of course.
I'm rushing you.

Forgive me. Sit down.
Make yourself comfortable.

Let me pour you some more wine.

Okay.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

You just saved my life.

You are incredibly brave.

I have to remind myself

of the fear you must be feeling.

You see, for me,
fear is not an option.

Now, in order to pull
this cover story off...

we have to look like two people

who are completely intimate
with each other.

The enemy can spot
a fake easily.

You see what I mean?

Sorry.

That reaction
could get us both killed.

I'm sorry.

We can't afford that.
No.

I-I'm sorry.
It's...

Try to relax.

It-It's just been a long time

since anybody but Harry's
touched me like that.

I know. I know.
It's awkward for me, too.

I'm sorry.
That's all right.

Just sit back.
I'm okay.

There. That's better.
Mm-hmm.

Just let yourself...

slip into the role.
Mm-hmm.

That's it.

There we go.

Just let yourself go.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. That's good.

That's great.

That's it. Mmm.

No. I can't do this.
I can't do this.

What's wrong? It's okay.

No. I cannot do this.
I cannot... do this!

If not for me...

do it for your country?

Aah!

Shit!

Oh, God! Don't hurt me!
Don't hurt me!

I'll do whatever
you want. Oh!

Please! I didn't
do anything!

Oh, no!

Ohh!

Aah!

Damn it!

Take her! Take her!

Oh, God, don't hurt me!

Oh! Ohh! Ow.

Son of a bitch!

Oh!

Sit down.

I said sit down.

Who do you work for?

Um, Stern, Kessler,
Goldstein & Krumpnick.

I'm just a legal secretary.

Sure, Mrs. Tasker.

What were you doing with
the international terrorist

Carlos the Jackal,
taking dictation?

How long have you been
a member of his faction?

I don't know anything
about a faction.

I just met Simon...

or whoever you say he is...

just a couple weeks ago.

I barely know him.

That's not what it looked like
when we found you.

How did you meet him?

Well...

Keep this for me.

I can't afford
to be taken with it.

What?

It's a matter
of national security.

No.
Please.

It's important.
I'll contact you.

Oh, shit.

Why did you continue to see him?

He said he needed my help.

Not because you were
attracted to him?

No!

You mean, you were
not attracted to him at all?

No.

Well, maybe just a little.

So, is cheating
a common thing for you?

No. Never.

So you're telling me
this was your first time?

I wasn't cheating!

Tell me about
your husband, Mrs. Tasker.

Harry?

I-I... What can I say
about Harry?

I mean, he's a sales rep
for a computer company.

So sex with him isn't exactly
waving your flag anymore.

That is none
of your goddamn business!

Now, what kind of questions
are these?

You're in trouble Mrs. Tasker,

so I suggest you cooperate.

If we want to know

the most intimate details
about your life,

you'd better tell us.

My husband is a good man.

But he's not exactly ringing
your bell these days...

Let me handle this part.
I mean, do you mind?

Why did you go
to Carlos' hideout?

He wanted me to go
to Paris with him

on a mission...

to pose as his wife.

And you agreed?

Why?

I don't know.

I guess I needed something.

What did you need?

I needed to feel alive.

I just wanted to do
something outrageous.

And it felt really good...

to be needed...

and to be trusted...

and to be special.

It's just that there's

so much I wanted to do
with this life,

and it's like I haven't done
any of it.

And the sand's running
out of the hourglass,

and I just wanted to be able
to look back and say,

See? I did that!

I was reckless, and I was wild,

and I fucking did it!

Quite frankly,
I don't give a shit

whether you
understand that or not.

This Simon...

did you sleep with him?

No.

She's lying.

Yo... You mean you did not have
sexual relations with him?

Listen, if you're gonna ask me
every question twice,

this is gonna take
a really long time,

and I have to get back
to my family.

You're not going anywhere, lady.

Just let me out of here!

Answer the question.

Answer the question!

No! I did... not...

sleep...

with him!

Calm down, please.

You hear me,
you chickenshit bastard?

Calm down.

She could be telling the truth.

Calm down, Mrs. Tasker.

Calm down, please.

I've only one more question,
Mrs. Tasker.

What?

Do you...

still love your husband?

Yes, I love him.

I've always loved him.

And I will always love him.

She loves you!
Now what?

There's only one solution
to your problem, Mrs. Tasker.

You must work for us.

Ohh.

What are you doing, Harry?

Just giving her
a little assignment.

You gotta be shitting me!

She wants a little adventure.

So I'm gonna give her one.

I'm offering you a choice.

If you work for us,
we will drop the charges,

and you can go back
to your normal life.

If not, you will go
to a federal prison,

and your husband and daughter

will be left humiliated
and alone.

Your life will be destroyed.

Oh. Gee. Hmm.

Let me think.

Yes or no?

Of course yes.

What's involved?

You will be contacted
with the assignment.

The code name of your contact
will be Boris.

And your code name will be...

Natasha?

No.

Doris.

Pricks!

Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!

You son of a bitch.

Did you think you could
elude us forever, Carlos, huh?

Wait, you got the wrong guy.
My name's Simon!

Look, j-just let me go.

There's no need to kill me.

I haven't seen your face...

No! Don't! Don't!

I didn't see it!
I didn't see it!

Y-Y... It's you!

Hey, you still interested
in that 'Vette at all?

Hey, Carlos.

The game's over.

Your career as
an international terrorist

has been well documented.

No. No, no.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

No! I sell cars.
That's all!

Come on.

I'm not a terrorist!

I'm actually a complete coward.

If I ever saw a gun... Oh, God!

Oh, please, don't! Don't!
Don't! Don't kill me!

I'm not a spy.

I'm nothing!

I'm navel lint!

I have to lie to women
to get laid!

And I don't score much.

I got a little dick.
It's pathetic!

Oh!

Oh, God.

Oh! Would a spy
pee himself, huh?

Huh?

Oh, God!

Please, I'm not worth a bullet.

Have mercy, sir.

Get the fuck outta here, huh?

Just beat it. Go on.

No! No! Soon as I turn,
you're gonna shoot me!

You're gonna shoot me!
You're gonna shoot me!

Please, you can have
the car for free.

What do you say, huh?

Get lost, dipshit.

So last night must've been
pretty exciting for you.

Um...

my flat tire?
It was...

Actually, it was a little scary

because the
tow truck driver took

such a long time.

I'll get it.

Hello?

Doris?

Um...

Um, yes?

Yes?

Listen carefully.

In exactly one hour,
go to the Hotel Marquis.

Ohh.

Pick up an envelope marked Doris

at the front desk.

And dress sexy.

What?

Hello?

No, no. Turn around.

Do it doucement.

Do it very slowly.

You've reached a new all-time low
with this one, I'll tell you.

I can't believe you're crazy enough
to use the suite at The Marquis?

Do you think I can afford
a suite like this on my salary.

Jean-Claude, is he done yet?

Hang on.

Who wrote this shit... Harry?

C'est la merde.

It's going great.

Hi.

Do you have an envelope
for Doris?

This is Doris.

Listen, you are a prostitute
named Michelle.

Go to the room.

There will be a man there.

He is a suspected arms dealer.

Now, wait a minute. Wait.

You don't expect me to, uh...

you know.
No.

He has particular tastes.

He likes to watch.

Tell him that
his regular girl Carla

is sick.

If he likes you,
he will tell you what to do.

You must plant the bug

near the telephone by the bed
before you leave.

If you do not complete
your mission,

the deal is off.

I'm gonna go to hell.

Hello?

Hello.

Have some champagne.

Come in here.

My name is Michelle.

Carla thought you'd like me.

Let me do the talking.

You may start by
unzipping your dress.

No, no.

Turn around.

Do it doucement.

Do it very slowly.

Good.

Now slip the dress down slowly.

Good.

Now slide your nylons off,

one by one.

I'm not wearing any.

That's good.

Now, dance for me.

No, no, no.

Dance sexy.

Let your hands
be your lover's hands

on your own skin as you move.

♪ It's extreme self-pity ♪

♪ And frozen fear ♪

♪ 'Cause I want you with me ♪

♪ And you're not here ♪

♪ So I rub my nose in it, babe ♪

♪ Till the roses smell just like death ♪

♪ I'm all alone in the dark, now, baby ♪

♪ I'm all alone ♪

♪ In the dark, now, baby ♪

♪ I'm all alone ♪

♪ Drawing whiskey breath ♪

♪ Alone in the dark ♪

♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ Since the day that you left ♪

♪ I just couldn't stand myself anyway ♪

♪ I'm all alone in the dark, now, baby ♪

♪ I'm all alone in the dark, now, baby ♪

♪ I'm all alone and drawing whiskey breath ♪

♪ I'm all alone in the dark, now, baby ♪

♪ I'm all alone ♪

Now lie on the bed
and close your eyes.

I thought you only liked
to watch.

Now lie on the bed
and close your eyes.

Mm...

Oh...

Aah!

You pig!

Bastard!

Aah.

Helen. Helen.
Wait, wait, wait.

Harry?

Yes, it's Harry.

I know it looks bad,
but I can explain.

Nobody move!

Don't move!

Helen, just don't do anything.

No, he has nothing
to do with it.

I'm the one you want!

Shut up!
Okay.

Quiet, Helen.
Do what they say.

Come on, guys,
let the hooker go.

She's not important.

You don't need her.

Harry, please just
let me handle this.

Shut up!

What were you doing there?

You wouldn't believe me
if I told you.

Talk again, I'll kill you!

Harry.

I wish I could say it's nice
to see you again, Juno.

You know her?

You know, this shade's
totally wrong for you.

So who's your little friend?

I'm Helen Tasker.
Harry is my husband.

And you are?

Oh, so now it's Tasker,
not Renquist.

She's just some wacko hooker

that I met down at the bar.

Harry, what is
the matter with you?

Just tell her the truth.

We are married,

and we have a daughter.

I don't know what
the crazy bitch is on,

but you should cut her loose

and we can get down to business.

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?

Well, where did I get
this then, huh?

Where did I get this?

Something before takeoff?

Ow!

That hurt, you b...

She was telling the truth,
wasn't she, Harry?

She really doesn't know.

How interesting.

Bring them.

Incredible, aren't they?

I call them The Four Horsemen.

They're warrior figures...

from the Persian empire
of Darius I,

around 500 B.C.

They're absolutely priceless.

Pity.

Wait! Wait!

Open it.

Do you know what this is?

I know what this is.

This is an espresso machine.

No, no, no.

It's a sno-cone maker.
That's what it is.

Is it a water heater?

Do you know why
you've been brought here?

So that this man
can verify to the world

the Crimson Jihad
is now a nuclear power.

How can he do that?

He is just a salesman,
for Christ's sake.

You're wrong about him.

Or the last thing
you will see will be

your blood spraying
across his face.

It's a Soviet MIRV-6

from an SS-22-N launch vehicle.

The warhead contains
14.5 kilograms

of enriched uranium
with a plutonium trigger.

The nominal yield
is 30 kilotons.

What can I say?

I'm a spy.

You bastard!

You lying son of a bitch!

Sorry, honey.

Oh, don't you call me honey!

You don't ever get
to call me honey again!

You understand me, you pig?

And I can verify that
they have the arming box

and all the equipment necessary

to detonate all four warheads.

You have killed our women
and our children,

bombed our cities
from afar like cowards,

and you dare
to call us terrorists?

Now the oppressed have
been given a mighty sword

with which to strike back
at their enemies.

Unless you, America,

pulls all military forces
out of the Persian Gulf area

immediately and forever,

the Crimson Jihad will rain fire

on one major US city each week

until our demands are met.

First, we will detonate
one weapon

on this uninhabited island

as a demonstration of our power

and the Crimson Jihad's
willingness

to be humanitarian.

However, if these demands
are not met,

the Crimson Jihad will rain fire

on one major American city
each week...

Battery, Aziz.

Get another one, you moron.

I think I have... Shh.

Shh.
In the truck.

Jurias?

What?
Look at this.

That's not mine.

Nice transmitter.

Miami tower,
Jetstar 6479 Delta on final.

We'll be on the ground in 12 minutes.
All right.

Hey, tell those DEA boys

that the helo's hot and ready
to fly in 12 minutes.

Signal's definitely
stopped moving.

It's an island in the Keys
out past Marathon.

We lost the signal.

Shit!

All right, everyone.
This is Samir.

For 50 points, see if you
can guess his specialty.

Oral hygiene?

Not exactly.

Harry, what's going on?

Oh, Samir's just gonna ask
Harry a few questions.

See, we're not even sure
which agency Harry works for.

Now, Samir's
absolutely first-class.

On the other hand,
we have Harry here,

who's managed
to lie convincingly

to the woman he loves
for 15 years.

So it'll be interesting to see

how long he can resist.

This will help.

You know, you should
swab that with alcohol.

I might get an infection.

I'll return when this
has taken effect.

Then we'll talk.

I'm looking forward to it.

Now, why are you helping
these raving psychotics?

Because they're very well-funded
raving psychotics,

and I'm getting a lot of money.

What, you think I care
about their cause?

Or yours?

Not at all.

You're damaged goods, lady.

Did you tell her
about us, Harry?

There is no "us,"
you psychopathic bitch.

Oh, sure.

You say that now.

Thanks for everything, Harry.

Wasn't bad while it lasted.

Let's go.

You two stay here.

There was nothing.

I swear.

What did they give you?

Sodium amytal
or some other truth agent.

It makes you tell the truth?

Mm-hmm.

Is it working?

Ask me a question that
I normally would lie to.

Are we gonna die?

Yep.

I'd say it's working.

They're gonna shoot us
in the head

or they're gonna
torture us to death

or they're gonna leave us here
until the bomb blows...

Harry!

How long have you been

a spy, Harry?

Seventeen years.

Have you ever killed anyone?

Yeah, but they were all bad.

Ahh...

Is there anything
you want to tell me

before we start?

Yeah.

I'm going to kill you
pretty soon.

I see.

How, exactly?

First, I'm going to use you
as a human shield,

then I'm going to kill
this guard over there

with the Patterson trocar
on the table,

and then I was thinking
about breaking your neck.

And what makes you think
you can do all that?

You know my handcuffs?

Mmm.

I picked them.

Let's get out of here.

Come on!

Harry!

Drop the gun!

Honey...

next time, duck.

Let's go.

I married Rambo.

What are they doing?

Uh-oh.

It is done.

In 90 minutes...

a ball of holy fire...

will light up the skies...

to show to the world...

that we speak the truth.

We are set on our course.

No force can stop us now.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

If we're on an island,

why are they using trucks?

We must be in the Florida Keys.

The overseas highway connects
all the islands to the mainland.

There's no borders, no customs.

They can go anywhere in the US.

There's nothing to stop them.

Just us.

Here.

Take this.
Oh, shit.

Shoot!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Yes!

Let's go.

Oh. My condolences
to the widow.

We may need a hostage.

Okay, let's go, Suzy Homemaker.

Hurry up, you idiot!

Just get her in the car.
Let's get going.

I thought this looked
like your work.

Let's go. I'll brief you
in the air.

You're welcome.

Let's go. Let's get
out of here! Come on!

Let's go. Come on!

Well, you tell
that son of a bitch

this is a Bright Boy alert.

I repeat.
A Bright Boy alert.

This is not a drill.
Do you understand that?

All right. Hold on.

Put me through
to the White House.

No, see, the minimum
safe distance is 12 miles.

Get the Marine Patrol
in right away.

I want the Coast Guard, and I
want the Sheriff's Department too.

Anyone that cannot make
that distance,

you got to get 'em out by air.

Okay. You've got exactly
34 minutes.

Wait...

I can get you two
Marine Corps Harriers here

in 11 minutes.

They're on maneuvers
outside NAS Key West.

Get them. I'll brief them on the way in.
Okay.

Send 'em in right away.

Would you like one?

I want state police driving
through the streets, okay?

On their damn loudspeakers.

Hey, here they come.

Lime 0-1's got
a tally on three trucks

eastbound on the bridge.

Roger, Lime 0-1.

You're clear to engage.

Break loose, Padlock.

In hot with guns.

Let's get some.

Okay, Marines,
it's time to kick ass.

Recommend using your Mavericks
to take out the bridge.

Roger that. Lime flight,
switch Mavericks.

Two.

These missiles won't set off
those nukes, will they?

Negative. That's
a negative, Lime 0-1.

Fire.

Bingo!

Good shooting, Marines.

Aah!

I'll kill you!

It's out of control.

Look like somebody
capped the driver.

Bitch!

Like one?

How about two?

Get down to the limo!

Come on.
Take it down.

Let's go!

Get down!

Take it down.
All right.

Harry?

Harry!

The bridge is out!

What?

The bridge is out!

I can't hear you!

What?

Oh, God!

The bridge is out!

The bridge is out!

Harry!

Harry, come on!
Come on!

Speed up a little bit now.

Get down there.

Come on! Hurry!

Hurry, Harry!

Grab my hand!

Come back! Harry!

Okay. To the right.
To the right.

Come on!
I can't reach!

Get lower!

Lower! Harry!

Hold on!

Hold on really tight.

Harry!

Harry!

Oh, come back!

Pull up, pull up, pull up!

Grab my hand!
You can do it!

Try it!
I can't reach!

Come on!
Come down!

Oh, God, Harry!

Harry!

Oh, shit.

Come on, baby.

Hold on!

I got you!

Hold on tight!

Harry!

Okay, let's get
this thing on the ground.

Aah!

All right,
let's get these aircrafts

on the ground, gentlemen.

We got a nuclear bomb
going off in about one minute.

Any minute now.
All right, I know.

Go, go, go.

Come here.
Give me a bullhorn.

All right, everybody,
it's show time.

Do not look at the flash.
Do not look at the flash!

Get down over there.

We should be safe here.

Tch, tch.

This is the wrong finger.

Harry.

Hey, Harry! Come here!

Go to work.
Okay.

Bye.

Okay. All right.

Listen, Aziz's copter landed
about 20 minutes ago

atop a high-rise
in downtown Miami.

That's where he rendezvoused

with about a dozen other
faction members,

and they're holed up
on the 20th floor.

Now, I got SWAT down there,

and the cops have
cordoned off the area.

Harry, they got a hostage.
It's Dana.

What do you mean?
My Dana?

I'm real sorry, Harry.
I don't know what to say.

I guess he grabbed her in the
middle of the night or something.

I had no idea.
We just found out about it.

But I'll tell you what, Harry.
I don't want you to worry.

I'm gonna get her back. I've
already got a guy on the inside.

Harry, listen.
Come here.

We're gonna get her back.
Here we go.

Excuse me, Captain.

I got to borrow your plane
for a minute.

Excuse me, sir?

Listen, uh, Force Comm,

they cleared you to give us
total cooperation, am I right?

Yes, sir, but...

You know that comes
from the president

of these United States, Captain.

Bu-But, sir, you have
to sign for this aircraft.

Oh, I'll sign for it.
You got a pen?

You take care of it, would you?

Hey, Harry, do you realize that
it has in fact been ten years

since you've been behind the
wheel of one of these things?

I break it, they can
take it out of my pay.

Harry, listen,
don't worry about it.

We got a guy
on the inside, Harry.

Whoa!

Got to move back, everybody.
Come on. Let's go!

All right, everybody,
it's gonna be all right!

It's gonna be okay.

He's got hundreds of hours
in the Harriers there.

He is a little rusty right now,

but that's a trademark
Tasker takeoff.

I got to be honest with you.

It's like riding a bike.
You never forget, really.

We might want to seek shelter!

Sorry.

Whoa!

The streets are filled
with running people

as the police try
to evacuate the buildings.

They're firing again...

Appear to be shooting wildly

into the air as I'm speaking.

Now, these seem
to be warning shots.

So far, they have not fired
at us or the police...

This apparently
is the same group

which just detonated
a nuclear bomb

in the Florida Keys.

Crimson Jihad will rain fire

on one major US city each week

until our demands are met.

This tape
was released to the media

just minutes
after the terrorists...

I have to go to the bathroom.

We'll repeat the tape
in just a few moments

following this live report
from the scene.

Hold your fire.
Hold your fire!

The video crew
you wanted is here!

Send them!

They're coming in.
They're unarmed.

Come on. Let's go.

Go.

This is a communique
from Crimson Jihad.

You have seen
a demonstration of our power.

Do not force us
to destroy this city

and do not try
to use force against us.

I... we... are all
prepared to die.

With one turn of that key...

two million of your people
will die...

...instantly!

What key?
That key!

Who's taken the key?

Shoot her!

Holy shit!

Whoa.

Unit 1 to Unit 7.
Give me a situation report.

One to Seven.
Give me a sit rep.

Faisil, do you copy?

Seven here.
21st floor secure.

About 12 faction members
on the 20th floor.

No hostages there.

Where's Dana?

She's on the roof.

Okay, stay put.

And give me that address again.

You shoot me, this will fall!

Stay where you are!

Stay where you are!

Give me the key!

I'll drop it, I swear!

No!

Give me the key.

Come on, child.

You don't want to die, do you?

Give me the key...

and you won't get hurt.

I give you my word!

No way, you wacko!

Help me!

Please don't come any closer!

Aah!

Help me! Help me!

Somebody!

Help me!

Help me, please!

Help me, somebody!

Help!

Dana, jump down! Jump!

Come on down. Jump down.

Dad?

Aah!

Help me!

Daddy!

Daddy! Come back!

Daddy, get me down!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy, help me!
Dana, jump!

Jump! Daddy will catch you!
Daddy, help me!

Jump!

I can't!

Hold on! Hold on!

Daddy, don't you
let me fall, please!

Daddy!
Dana, I got you!

I'm slipping!

No, Dana!

Help me!
I'm gonna fall!

Come on, hold my hand!

Hold on tight, honey.

Yaah!

Daddy, he's behind you!

Take this plane down... now!

I'll kill her!

Take it down... now!

My God, do something!

Huh?

You're fired.

It's okay.

Dana.

Honey.

It's over.

Hi, pumpkin.

Just seconds
after the jet landed,

the unidentified pilot
was escorted from the scene

by federal agents.

Though it is unclear
at this moment

which agency was responsible
for the operation

which ended the terrorist threat

so dramatically
early this morning,

we've learned
from Miami Police...

One...

No, wait. Stop.

- Just begin. Now watch.
- Okay. Fine...

It's not just one.

Okay, ready? Do it properly.

One...

One, two, three, four,

I declare a thumb war.

Five, six, seven, eight,

try to keep your thumb straight.

Stop it!

You don't... Wait!

I got you.

All right. Just listen.
Listen to the rules.

One, two...

No, just start over.

Hello?

Boris and Doris?

We're on.

Yes? Go ahead.

Colonel, how nice
to see you again.

Good evening.

Who's that?

♪ Doo doo ♪

♪ Doo doo doo doo... ♪

So, what's the scoop, team?

You see your contact yet?

Haven't seen him yet.

But I see somebody
I'd like to say hello to.

Here, let me pour you
some more champagne.

I got to keep up the waiter bit.

These stakeouts
can be tricky, you know.

You never know when things
might explode

into a life or death situation.

If it gets rough,
just stay low until it's over,

and I'll contact you later.

Maybe you should
give me your te...

So, we meet again, Carlos.

Honey, I'm just gonna do him
right here, okay?

Go for it.

Oh, God.

Fear is not an option.

Dance?

Oh, no.
Tango.

Oh, shit. Here we go.

Harry, Helen...

guys?

Come on, now.

Let's not get distracted.

We have some work to do.

All right, guys.
Come on.

Getting pretty serious in there.

I'd be serious
if I was in there.

Don't ignore me, Harry.

That's rude.

All right, guys. Come on.

National security, guys.
Come on.

Life and death.

Harry.

Harry.

Helen?

Helen, I was always
on your side.

I was always there
for you, Helen.

You know what?

I'm sick of being in the van.

You guys are going to be
in the van next time.

I been in the van
for 15 years, Harry.

♪ It's getting near dawn ♪

♪ When light close their tired eyes ♪

♪ I'll soon be with you, my love ♪

♪ And give you my dawn surprise ♪

♪ I'll stay with you, darling, now ♪

♪ I'll stay with you ♪

♪ Till my seas are dried up ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ I've been waiting so long ♪

♪ I've been waiting so long ♪

♪ I've been waiting so long ♪

♪ To be where I'm going ♪

♪ In the sunshine ♪

♪ Of your love ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪