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(guns firing)
(sirens wailing)
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(tense orchestral music)
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(guns firing)
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- Fuck!
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The gate.
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Oh, fuck, we're cornered.
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Get in the fuckin' truck.
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(guns firing)
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- Right, boys.
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I think this is it!
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- What do you mean, this is it?
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How the fuck did this happen?
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(tense music)
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(grunting)
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(phone ringing)
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- Sergeant Spitter.
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- [Man] What's up, Darcy?
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I'm just confirming our deal.
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You ready?
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- Yeah, we're set for
this shit to go down.
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- [Man] All right, I'll
text ya my guy's number.
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Contact him in two days.
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- Yup, got it.
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(light acoustic guitar music)
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(phone ringing)
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- Oh, shit.
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Who the fuck?
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Hello?
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- What's up, Outlaw?
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- What's crackin', Darcy?
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How's everything goin'
over there in commiefornia.
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- Oh yeah, we're good over here,
buddy.
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- Hey, you don't mind,
like to eat tonight.
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- You just ate an entire bag of
Doritos.
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- So, I'm on a diet.
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It's called the fuck you and
feed me diet.
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I've already gained 20 pounds.
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- Everything all right over
there?
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- Yeah.
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Everything's good over here man,
just,
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trying to get some huntin'
in before the season closes.
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Gotta feed fat boy somehow.
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- Yeah, I gotta deal for us, big
money.
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I'm gonna need you down at
the shop tomorrow, two p.m.
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You down?
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- No shit?
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All right, yeah, I'll be there.
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- [Darcy] Roger.
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I'll see ya then.
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- You gonna try and tell me
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there's no such thing as a fifth
meal?
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You made up some major problems.
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- There is no such thing as a
fifth meal.
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Literally fat people make it a
thing
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so they had an excuse to
overeat.
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(thudding)
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- Son of a dick!
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(tense rock music)
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- [Jesse] Hey now.
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- Bag on that fool, dude.
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- T-bag him, dude, T-bag him.
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- Spent.
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(phone ringing)
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Oh, hold on.
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Yo, what up, Darcy?
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Is there a reason your
beautiful face is callin' us
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while we're hard at work?
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- Yo, Darcy, where you at, man?
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Come over.
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We're getting high as fuck.
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- Baby.
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- [Darcy] I have more important
shit to do
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than play games and get high all
day
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like you two fuckin' life
wasters.
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- Hey, it's a great career
choice, bro.
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- Tits, money.
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- [Darcy] Listen, fucksticks.
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I need you both to get off your
asses
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and come to the shop tomorrow,
two p.m.
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- Yeah, for sure dude, is
everything okay?
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- [Darcy] Everything is fine.
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I just talked to Outlaw.
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He'll be there, too.
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- Oh, shit, sick dude.
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- Cool, dude.
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We'll see ya tomorrow.
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(faint pop music)
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- Big money.
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Hey, hey!
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- Hey, what's up guys?
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- [Jesse] What are you doin',
dude?
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- I ain't seen y'all in a while.
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- How you doin' man?
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- So, you guys know what's goin'
on?
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- Ah, once he get off
this conference call,
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find out pretty quick.
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- Yeah.
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- Better hurry the fuck up,
dude.
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I'm hungry.
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- 'Course he is.
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- By the way, how's huntin'
Bambi goin', asshole?
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You're a real dirty human
being, you know that?
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- What the fuck is wrong with
you, Jesse?
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You take your medication today?
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- Hey, my medication is my
daily dose of cholesterol.
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(chuckling)
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I need to eat.
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- Hey, this is gonna be
the shit, whatever it is.
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- Hey guys.
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How you doin'.
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- [Jesse] Hey, what's up?
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- Darcy just got off the phone,
and he's ready for you now.
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- [Chris] Okay.
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- Have fun on your trip.
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- [Jesse] Trip?
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- What kinda trip?
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- Trip?
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Darco!
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- Hey!
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- [Jesse] Hey, man!
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- [Darcy] What's up, boys?
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- How's it goin', dude?
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'Sup, dude?
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What's goin' on, man?
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- 'Sup, man?
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- [Outlaw] How you doin'?
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- How was your flight?
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Run into any weirdos beside
Jesse?
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(chuckling)
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- It was all right, man.
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So, tell us.
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What's up with this deal you
got?
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- Well, I think this
is our big break, boys.
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I been in contact with
some big league guys
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about a huge shipment of
tobacco.
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Talking potentially millions
every year.
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Sell that shit on our website.
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- So, these guys,
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who do they distribute for?
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- Well, they didn't give me any
names,
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which is fine by me,
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especially for 150,000
cans of dip for only 100K.
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- Dude!
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That's like, 70 cents a can.
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That's a shit ton of dip.
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- Order it now, next delivery
that shit.
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They got drones now.
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- It close enough for us
to check it out today?
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'Cause I wanna flog that shit.
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- Well, that's the thing.
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The dealer's in Kentucky and he
definitely
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won't ship it to us, least
not the first time around.
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So, we'll have to drive
across the country,
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pick that shit up.
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Pretty simple plan, if you ask
me.
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Besides, what's the worse that
can happen?
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- Why do in the hell do we have
to drive across the country?
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- Yeah, why don't we just rent a
truck?
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Maybe a big yellow one.
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(laughing)
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- Well, I can't get a
driver 'til next week
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and this deal needs to go
down in the next four days.
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Second of all, you guys are my
boys.
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Lastly, I think we need
to disconnect ourselves
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from the negative bullshit goin'
on in this world right now.
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Plus, little R and R won't be so
bad.
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- What are we rolling in?
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The truck?
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- Nope, we're goin' in
that thing out there.
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- What?
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Oh my God, dude.
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You can't be serious.
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That was a hobo's outhouse.
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At least tell me it's stocked
with snacks.
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- No snacks.
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- Where the fuck did
you even get that thing?
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- Hey man, don't bag
on it 'til you ride it.
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That thing runs like a champ.
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- So, you're tellin' me
we gotta pack our shit up,
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leave everything behind,
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drive halfway across the country
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to some dude who doesn't even
like names
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and then pick up 150,000 cans
of dip to sell for profit?
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- And, no snacks.
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- And no snacks.
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I'm with it.
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- I'm down.
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- Oh damn, road trip?
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- Let go of your cocks,
pack your socks, boys.
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We're goin' on a dip run.
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("Renegade" by Outlaw feat.
Demun Jones)
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¶ Flyin' down a backroad
feelin' like a renegade ¶
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¶ Hee renegade uh woo ¶
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¶ Can't stop won't stop 'til I
get paid ¶
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¶ 'T-t-til I, 'til I get paid ¶
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¶ Flyin' down a backroad
better get me water mode ¶
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¶ Gimme water mode ¶
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¶ Backwoods paid while
these yuppies in the shade ¶
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¶ Damn it feels good to be a
Renegade ¶
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¶ Long horse in the house
mothertrucker ¶
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¶ Don't need nobody
else except your girl ¶
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¶ I'll make her pucker ¶
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¶ Everybody's on my back
and copyin' my rebel ways ¶
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¶ Brush 'em off like fire ants ¶
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¶ Continue driftin' state to
state ¶
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¶ Oh you can't relate, well
take this bait and wait ¶
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¶ Sit up at the lake and fish ¶
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¶ While I teach you 'bout these
traits ¶
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¶ Gonna blaze my own trail ¶
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¶ I might end up in jail ¶
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¶ Least I will be happy while
these stubbies stayin' stale ¶
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¶ I'm lookin' in the
rearview at a lost cause ¶
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¶ Get your shit together and
always strive for the applause ¶
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¶ You see I am a drifter,
government resistor ¶
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¶ Walk these dusty roads and
hear that southern wind whisper
¶
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¶ Don't you see mister
my feet got blisters ¶
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¶ I'm doin' it my own way,
don't need no babysitter ¶
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¶ This my way of life,
when I get 'em paid ¶
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¶ Put it on my tombstone
here lies a renegade ¶
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¶ Flyin' down a backroad
feelin' like a renegade ¶
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¶ Renegade ¶
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¶ Can't stop won't stop 'til I
get paid ¶
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¶ 'T-t-til I, 'til I get paid ¶
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¶ Flyin' down a backroad
better get me water mode ¶
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¶ Gimme water mode ¶
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¶ Backwoods paid while
these yuppies in the shade ¶
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¶ Damn it feels good to be a
renegade ¶
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(zipper zipping)
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- God.
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This is boring.
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Where in the fuck did we get hot
dogs?
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- Man, how long do we have 'til
Kentucky?
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- GPS says we got a couple days,
bitches.
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Suggest you try meditating.
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- And why can't we turn on the
radio?
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- Maybe we should just take this
time
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to appreciate each other's
company?
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- 'Preciate this, dick.
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- Hey, I know what we can do.
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We got a whole case of 90 proof
American made bourbon, baby.
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- Holy shit, dude.
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Is that America Barrels bourbon?
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- [Jesse] Mmm-hmm.
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- Last time I drank this, I
felt like George Washington
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flying a bald eagle over Mt.
Rushmore
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waving at myself.
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And no hangover, either.
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- [Jesse] Hmm.
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- Well, saddle up, cowboy.
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Let's drink.
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- Let's do it!
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(uptempo rock music)
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- [Darcy] Ah, shit boys.
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Check it out.
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Gonna have to take a detour.
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- Oh, hell ya, dude.
257
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But wait, don't we gotta
go to Kentucky first?
258
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,346
Why not just hit it up on the
way back?
259
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:52,050
- Chris, we gotta hit up
the Culche Club, dude.
260
00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,985
- Damn, you're right.
261
00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,054
- What's the Culche Club?
262
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,056
- What?
263
00:10:58,057 --> 00:11:00,057
(upbeat rock music)
264
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,196
Oh, yeah.
265
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,898
(chuckling)
266
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:07,899
Oh.
267
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,237
- [Jesse] God bless America.
268
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,340
- [Stripper] Hey, boys.
269
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,207
- [Darcy] Hey.
270
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,175
- [Chris] Hey.
271
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,142
- You like what you see?
272
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,377
(groaning)
273
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:20,378
Yes.
274
00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,949
- Hey guys, what can I get y'all
to drink?
275
00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:26,017
- [Darcy] A round of beers'll
do.
276
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,752
- [Jesse] 14.
277
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,754
- [Announcer] Guys,
put your hands together
278
00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:32,157
for the lovely Skittles.
279
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,192
Skittles is comin' back for two
more
280
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,261
hurricane daring songs.
281
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:39,030
Right there on that center
stage.
282
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:42,233
(uptempo rock music)
283
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:52,310
(crowd whooping)
284
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:10,195
(uptempo electronic music)
285
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,157
Hey, hey, hey.
286
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,892
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
287
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,461
to the world-famous Culche Club.
288
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:48,066
I'm your host, D.J. MGP
on the ones and twos
289
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,969
tonight baby girls, so take a
seat,
290
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:55,039
grab a drink and get
ready to see some hot ass.
291
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,384
(door squeaking)
292
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:26,371
(urine spraying)
293
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,542
(tense music)
294
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,013
- [Jesse] Oh, what the fuck?
295
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,516
- You want, you wanna,
296
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,350
feel me up?
297
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,852
- Hell, no!
298
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:43,922
You are not getting the drop on
me!
299
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,193
(uptempo electronic music)
(chuckling)
300
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,194
Hey!
301
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,529
They got dicks!
302
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,864
- What the fuck are you talking
about?
303
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,432
- The dancers!
304
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,434
(tense music)
305
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,036
- What the fuck?
306
00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,571
- What the dick?
307
00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:01,973
Where the fuck did you guys take
me?
308
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,426
- Okay, relax.
309
00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:06,878
Let's just calmly leave this
place, now.
310
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,249
- You boys ready to have some
fun?
311
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,384
- No, I think we're gonna call
it a night.
312
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,320
- You guys ain't goin' nowhere.
313
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,021
- We know you got some money.
314
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,958
You ain't leavin' 'til you spend
it on us.
315
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,492
And guess what?
316
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,894
I'm pitchin'.
317
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,229
- But I don't play baseball.
318
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,680
- Hey, fuck you.
319
00:14:25,681 --> 00:14:27,130
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
320
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,867
(thudding)
(grunting)
321
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,602
Get him off me, get him off me!
322
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,139
- Guys come on, there's
a back door back here.
323
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:38,076
- Ooh, did I just hear
someone say back door?
324
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:38,994
- Yes, I did.
325
00:14:38,995 --> 00:14:39,911
(excited mumbling)
326
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,379
- [Man] Go go go!
327
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,984
- Man, we just had crazy night.
328
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,519
Check this out.
329
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,053
Jesse got tranny piss all over
him.
330
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,989
Chris got cock slapped and Darcy
331
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,590
well, you know how Darcy is.
332
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,058
- Hey, tell 'em what you were
into
333
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,159
before all that happened.
334
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,661
- Well, uh,
335
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,046
hey, crazy shit's going down,
so,
336
00:14:58,047 --> 00:14:59,430
we're gonna pack it in for the
night,
337
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,367
but catch ya on the next
venture.
338
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,460
What the hell just happened?
339
00:15:06,461 --> 00:15:08,717
Jesse, you said the place was
legit.
340
00:15:08,718 --> 00:15:10,974
- Culche's never like that,
man, but it is 2018 now.
341
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:12,410
- Dude, I never said shit.
342
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,912
I went and took a piss and damn
near
343
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,046
got raped by a tranny.
344
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,916
(phone ringing)
345
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,484
- [Darcy] Hello?
346
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,252
Hey, what's up?
347
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,921
Roger that.
348
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,390
I'll see ya in about an hour.
349
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,826
- Dude, when I saw that dick
shadow,
350
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,494
I was trying not to stare,
unlike Darcy.
351
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,329
(chuckling)
352
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,131
- Fuck you!
353
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,334
So, I just got word of
some fast cash, boys.
354
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,936
There's an underground
poker game happening
355
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,270
in about an hour.
356
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,438
We're going.
357
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,040
- What the hell?
358
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,641
After all this shit went down,
359
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:45,242
you wanna go to an underground
poker game?
360
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,644
- I ain't doin' shit.
361
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,146
- I'm with them, dude.
362
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,647
I ain't doin' shit.
363
00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:51,148
- So, there's no way to
talk you into it, huh boys?
364
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,150
- Nope.
365
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,297
- Nothin'.
366
00:15:54,298 --> 00:15:56,443
- Well, I guess I'm gonna have
to enjoy those free drinks
367
00:15:56,444 --> 00:15:58,589
served up by beautiful
women all by myself.
368
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:03,328
(uptempo percussive music)
369
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:13,338
All right, try and act
normal in this place.
370
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,239
I hear these guys are some
serious dudes.
371
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,442
- Hey, you focus on making
money.
372
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,977
We'll focus on bein' normal.
373
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,545
- Fuck normal, this is Vegas.
374
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,313
Let's just pretend that we're
gambling
375
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,614
and they'll keep giving us free
drinks.
376
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,617
- [Outlaw] Oh, let's get
hammered.
377
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,622
- Hey, Darcy.
378
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,258
Good to see you again.
379
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,293
You ready?
380
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,228
- Yeah, I'm good, Cal.
381
00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:39,162
We're all kinda countin' on
this.
382
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,631
There's a deal I'm into.
383
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,201
Boys don't know, but I'm short
about 50K.
384
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,402
- Relax.
385
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,070
You got my money?
386
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,272
Nice.
387
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,274
You're all set.
388
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,110
Wait 'til around two a.m.
389
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,478
That's usually the time these
high-rollers
390
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,414
wanna go home, they'll go all
in.
391
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,150
You're playin' with a whale
tonight.
392
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:02,220
He hates to fold, like last
time.
393
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,390
Gimme the sign and I'll
create a distraction,
394
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:09,227
switch out them cards
on the table real quick,
395
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,496
they'll be a couple of
aces waitin' for ya.
396
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:12,797
- Roger that.
397
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:13,731
- All right.
398
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,266
Go get 'em boy.
399
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,536
(tense music)
400
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,217
- Hundreds.
401
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,318
Five hundreds.
402
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,319
Thousands.
403
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:39,657
(tense music)
404
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,832
(chips clattering)
405
00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:06,551
- You win some, you lose some.
406
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:30,475
- You might wanna fold on this
one, buddy.
407
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,143
- I'm committed
408
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:35,613
and if that was your
play to get me to fold
409
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,449
by throwing all that money,
410
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,118
well, guess what?
411
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,424
- Go all in, I'm tired.
412
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,426
- Do not go all in.
413
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,427
- Oh, just go all in, pussy.
414
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,763
(crashing)
415
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,268
- I'll call.
416
00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:02,807
And since you're so committed,
how 'bout another 30K?
417
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,913
I'm all in.
418
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,581
It's okay, you can fold.
419
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,184
You win some, you lose some.
420
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,622
- If you only knew.
421
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,326
I'm all in.
422
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,193
- [Chris] Did he just sink 30K?
423
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,662
- That our fuckin' dip
deal money, asshole?
424
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,632
- Don't worry boys, this
guy don't have shit.
425
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,568
(dramatic music)
426
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,503
Fuck!
427
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,607
What the fuck, asshole?
428
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,543
- Well, this is one for
you to go all in on,
429
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:39,844
but not for you to win on.
430
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:40,711
- [Darcy] You fucked us!
431
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,246
- Go home, kid.
432
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,918
- Welcome to Vegas, boys.
433
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,886
Hope to see ya back real soon.
434
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,296
- Wait, wait, wait.
435
00:19:50,297 --> 00:19:51,705
We need that money.
436
00:19:51,706 --> 00:19:53,114
- [Man] It's time for you boys
to go.
437
00:19:53,115 --> 00:19:54,523
(tense music)
438
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:09,807
- What the hell just happened?
439
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,710
Was that our damn dip deal
money?
440
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,712
Fuckin' answer the
question, mother fucker.
441
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,514
- Who the fuck do you
think you're talkin' to?
442
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,683
You fucks told me to go all in.
443
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,751
- We didn't know it was gonna
be the money from the deal.
444
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,287
We thought it was just a
friendly game, asshole.
445
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,323
- All right, shit.
446
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,025
Calm the hell down.
447
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,726
Let's just go grab a beer
somewhere.
448
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,727
I can fix this.
449
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,362
- We just lost 100K.
450
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,464
How are you going to fix this?
451
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:34,932
- I can fix this.
452
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:39,503
(upbeat country music)
453
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,914
- Yeah, I'll have another.
454
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,652
Hey guys, checkin' in.
455
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,654
Oh, we got some problems with
this deal,
456
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,856
and I reckon this dude's
handlin' it.
457
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,324
- Not now.
458
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,104
- I guess it's just us guys.
459
00:21:02,105 --> 00:21:03,883
We're sittin' at the bar
havin' a couple brews.
460
00:21:03,884 --> 00:21:05,662
'Bout to head home, 'cause
this journey's about over,
461
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,366
so I reckon catch ya on the next
one.
462
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,367
Holler.
463
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,470
(sighing)
464
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,338
What the hell are we gonna do?
465
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,990
- I don't know, man.
466
00:21:15,991 --> 00:21:17,641
Hopefully, this dumbass'll
figure somethin' out.
467
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:18,876
Soon.
468
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,689
- I hope so.
469
00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:22,501
'Cause losing out on this deal
470
00:21:22,502 --> 00:21:24,313
is losing out on a lot more than
100K.
471
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:29,954
- So, Vegas got the best of ya,
huh?
472
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,390
I'm sorry, I couldn't help but
overhear
473
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,859
that you guys lost some money.
474
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,927
Ah, happens to the best of us.
475
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,929
It happens to everybody at least
476
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,564
once in a lifetime, right?
477
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:43,401
For some others, more
frequently.
478
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:46,804
- Yeah, more frequently
would be our dumbasses.
479
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,673
- Let me guess, you lost some
money
480
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:52,677
at a high stakes after-hours
place down the street
481
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,712
called the Golden Hole.
482
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,448
- Wait, what did you just say?
483
00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,584
Who the fuck are you?
484
00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:00,851
- Yeah, who the hell are you?
485
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:02,486
You can't just be imposing on
peoples'
486
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,022
misfortunes like that, bitch.
487
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:08,693
- If you're with a casino, we
got nothin' to give you, man.
488
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,494
We lost everything.
489
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,864
- Talkin' 'bout the 100 grand.
490
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,600
I'm not interested in your
money.
491
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:18,436
- How the fuck did you know
about that?
492
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:20,037
- 'Cause it's been the
same hustle for years.
493
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,840
They lure you in, they take
their money,
494
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,909
they spit ya out.
495
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:25,910
But um,
496
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:31,949
if you're interested, I may know
of a way
497
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,385
to help you guys get your money
back.
498
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,620
- Why the fuck would we
trust a douche bag at a bar
499
00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:38,622
to get our money back?
500
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:44,128
- Well, because like you, I also
believe
501
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,797
in the American dream, Darcy.
502
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:51,469
- How the fuck did you know my
name?
503
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:55,072
- I know a lot of things and one
of them
504
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,808
is how to get your money back.
505
00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:01,045
- All right, random man
who knows everyone's names.
506
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,147
How the hell do we get our money
back
507
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:07,151
and what the fuck do you want in
return?
508
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:08,986
'Cause I believe in the American
dream
509
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,655
and eagles and shit, but why the
fuck
510
00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:13,657
are you helping us, again?
511
00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:15,860
'Cause even though I'm
drunk, I can still smell
512
00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:18,062
shit a mile away.
513
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:21,031
- And he's good at smellin'
shit.
514
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:22,166
But I agree.
515
00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:25,569
- This smells funny to me.
516
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:26,904
I think we need to pack our shit
up
517
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,806
and go the fuck home.
518
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,925
- Wait, wait.
519
00:23:30,926 --> 00:23:33,043
Let's just hear this guy out for
a second.
520
00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:35,846
- Well if you are interested
in hearing me out,
521
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:38,115
why don't we find some place
522
00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:41,185
a little more private to talk,
huh?
523
00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:44,155
(suspenseful orchestral music)
524
00:23:44,157 --> 00:23:45,907
All right.
525
00:23:45,908 --> 00:23:47,658
So I've been planning this for a
while.
526
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,160
I've just been looking
for a crew to help me out
527
00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:50,945
and I've been watching you guys
all night
528
00:23:50,946 --> 00:23:52,729
at the casino, and I think
you might be the right team
529
00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:54,376
for the job.
530
00:23:54,377 --> 00:23:56,021
But we're gonna have to move
fast
531
00:23:56,022 --> 00:23:57,666
before they move the cash.
532
00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:59,670
- All right, you got our
attention.
533
00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:00,671
- Ah shit.
534
00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:05,943
- Hey, enough crosstalk, okay?
535
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:09,480
Now as I was saying,
these guys have been at it
536
00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,515
for a long time now.
537
00:24:11,517 --> 00:24:13,818
And they actually recently
took me for about 250 grand
538
00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:16,787
so needless to say, I'm
eager to get back at them.
539
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,722
- 250 freaking grand?
540
00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:20,524
You have a problem?
541
00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:21,826
I lose 20 dollars and I'm out.
542
00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:23,961
- Pipe down, John Candy.
543
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:27,064
Now I know you guys are just
average Joes
544
00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:29,700
but if you're able to
follow simple instructions
545
00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:31,502
you should be just fine.
546
00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:34,004
You just gotta know your
rights from your lefts.
547
00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:37,074
Hey, put down the fucking
Instabook!
548
00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:40,478
Your fans aren't gonna be
able to help you out there.
549
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,581
Guys, you're gonna run into
some serious shit out there,
550
00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:45,149
some gangster type characters,
551
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,184
automatic weapons and whatnot.
552
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,653
So it would behoove you to pay
attention.
553
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,689
- Automatic weapons, what the
hell?
554
00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:53,691
I can't believe we're
listening to this bullshit!
555
00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:54,692
We have nothing.
556
00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:55,943
- Yeah, he's right.
557
00:24:55,944 --> 00:24:57,193
- Well the way I look at it is,
558
00:24:57,196 --> 00:24:59,864
what have you got to lose, huh?
559
00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:02,032
And I have the perfect route,
okay?
560
00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:04,735
I know this place like
the back of my hand.
561
00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:07,538
There's gonna be some
guys here, here and here.
562
00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,707
But if you keep on a steady
path,
563
00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:11,875
about a half hour to an hour,
everything's gonna loosen up
564
00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:14,111
for you guys and you'll
have a steady track
565
00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:18,582
nice and clear all the
way to Grand Central.
566
00:25:18,584 --> 00:25:21,252
- That's a lot of fucking
firepower.
567
00:25:21,254 --> 00:25:23,187
How are we supposed to get
through that.
568
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:26,190
And what the hell is Grand
Central?
569
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,125
- It's where your money is.
570
00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:30,227
Just keep the questions
until the end, okay?
571
00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:33,097
Let me just tell you the plan
first.
572
00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:35,232
I'm gonna drop you guys off
right here
573
00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:37,668
at the south end of the
warehouse.
574
00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:39,103
Now once you guys get into
position
575
00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:40,771
at the employees only door,
576
00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:43,240
you're gonna be on your own from
there.
577
00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:45,809
- How do we know which one
is the employees only door?
578
00:25:45,811 --> 00:25:47,778
- It'll say employees only,
dumbass.
579
00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:48,979
- Oh, gotcha.
580
00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:53,918
- Outlaw, here's the keycode
to the security door.
581
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:58,055
Now inside, you're gonna
use this aerosol device
582
00:25:58,824 --> 00:26:01,225
to reveal the security lasers.
583
00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,327
You fail at that, the
place is gonna light up
584
00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:05,829
like Rockefeller Center, all
right?
585
00:26:05,831 --> 00:26:08,999
Now once you disable that
sensor, you guys are clear
586
00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:11,201
to open the door.
587
00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:14,572
Now I'll be watching you guys
over here.
588
00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:16,173
Now once you're in the
clear, you're gonna be able
589
00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:18,109
to make your move.
590
00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:20,044
You're gonna need to file down
the hallway
591
00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:21,312
and you're gonna need to do it
quick.
592
00:26:21,314 --> 00:26:24,048
Remember, 30 minutes to an hour
593
00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:25,950
is all the time you've got,
594
00:26:25,951 --> 00:26:27,851
so you don't have a lot of play
room here.
595
00:26:27,853 --> 00:26:30,254
So you're gonna move fast and
quick,
596
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,990
but most of all, quiet.
597
00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:34,592
Got it?
598
00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,226
You guys following so far?
599
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:37,227
All right.
600
00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:41,298
(thunder rumbling)
601
00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:45,636
(door creaking)
602
00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:48,639
(device clicking)
603
00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:15,366
(tense music)
604
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,143
- Go.
605
00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:45,863
- [Announcer] No men left on
base
606
00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:47,998
after eight more steals.
607
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,812
- I hate being fat.
608
00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:04,181
Sorry, sorry.
609
00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:22,066
Oh.
610
00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:23,067
Oh shit!
611
00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:26,020
I pissed!
612
00:28:26,021 --> 00:28:27,705
- Hey dude, you just pissed your
pants?
613
00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:29,840
- What the fuck, Jessie?
614
00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:36,113
(laughing)
615
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:38,982
- Stop.
616
00:28:38,984 --> 00:28:41,151
Stop!
617
00:28:41,152 --> 00:28:43,319
- Fucking smells like fucking
lead!
618
00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:57,901
(pants squishing)
619
00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,987
- You shut the fuck up, piss
boy.
620
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:02,072
Take your fucking shoes off or
something.
621
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,208
Hurry up dude, hurry up.
622
00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:09,346
- Shh, are you ready?
623
00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:10,314
Okay.
624
00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:22,092
(clacking)
625
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,795
(quirky orchestral music)
626
00:29:24,797 --> 00:29:26,797
- Fucking asshole.
627
00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:27,665
Oh my god.
628
00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:28,532
- On my fucking fingers, dude.
629
00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:29,767
- Sorry man.
630
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,001
- Shut the fuck up!
631
00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:32,269
You're gonna get us fucking
killed!
632
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,837
- Fuck you, asswad.
633
00:29:33,839 --> 00:29:34,505
My pants are soaked with piss
634
00:29:34,507 --> 00:29:36,140
and I'm chafing.
635
00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:39,443
(all chattering)
636
00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:40,477
- Guys.
637
00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:41,345
Guys!
638
00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:42,279
Dumbasses!
639
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,547
- Piss in my--
640
00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:46,416
- Shit.
641
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:49,153
- What the hell are you guys
doing?
642
00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:51,922
Who let you fucknuts in here?
643
00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:53,991
- We're gonna get to the bottom
of it.
644
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,793
Don't fucking move.
645
00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:58,228
Johnny, come here.
646
00:29:58,230 --> 00:30:01,098
(gun firing)
647
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,333
- Shit what happened?
648
00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:05,803
- Holy shit, what the fuck dude?
649
00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:08,071
I thought you were gonna
take care of these guys.
650
00:30:08,073 --> 00:30:09,523
- I did, didn't I?
651
00:30:09,524 --> 00:30:10,974
- So you used us as a
distraction?
652
00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,376
- Yeah, sorry about that.
653
00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:13,844
I had to figure out their weight
654
00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:15,112
for the tranq darts.
655
00:30:15,113 --> 00:30:16,379
I didn't wanna kill them.
656
00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:18,515
So let's go inside, see what we
got.
657
00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:21,418
(grunting)
658
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:23,086
- [Chris] Dammit.
659
00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:25,489
Fucking dick.
660
00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:27,291
- Okay, here we go.
661
00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,460
I believe this is yours.
662
00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:34,965
Go ahead and put it in a nice
little suitcase here for you.
663
00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:38,302
And you guys will be on your
merry way.
664
00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:42,840
There you go.
665
00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:44,692
- Well shit, man.
666
00:30:44,693 --> 00:30:46,543
It's definitely a fucking
challenge.
667
00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:48,178
- What happened to your shoes?
668
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:51,014
- Peabody here pissed his pants.
669
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:53,016
(laughing)
670
00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:55,085
- All right, all right.
671
00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:56,820
Why don't you guys get
the hell out of here
672
00:30:56,821 --> 00:30:58,554
and I'll take care of the
other guys, all right?
673
00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:00,490
- Thanks, man.
674
00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:01,992
Here's my card.
675
00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:03,444
Hit me up sometime.
676
00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:04,895
Maybe we can repay you for
helping us out.
677
00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:07,030
- Well it's my pleasure, believe
me
678
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:08,866
and I'm sure our paths will
cross again
679
00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:10,668
in a future day, you know.
680
00:31:10,669 --> 00:31:12,469
The universe is mysterious and
all that.
681
00:31:12,471 --> 00:31:13,337
- Thanks again, man.
682
00:31:13,339 --> 00:31:14,688
- Sure.
683
00:31:14,689 --> 00:31:16,038
- I didn't catch your name.
684
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,040
- Susan.
685
00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:21,078
No names, get the fuck out of
here!
686
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,514
(hip hip music)
687
00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:25,949
¶ Face reality, so I
just reminiscence about ¶
688
00:31:25,951 --> 00:31:31,088
¶ The good times, yeah ¶
689
00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:34,057
¶ I'm sitting, countin' marys in
a motel ¶
690
00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:36,093
- You know, at the end,
691
00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:38,528
when we were on our fucking
knees,
692
00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:40,530
I thought we were done for,
boys.
693
00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:42,432
- That was some serious shit,
dude.
694
00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,468
Craziest thing I've ever done in
my life.
695
00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:48,272
I never felt that close
to death before today.
696
00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:50,607
- I've never smelled piss that
bad before.
697
00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:51,959
- [Jesse] Oh yeah?
698
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,310
How's them fingers doing, bitch?
699
00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:54,495
- [Chris] Fuck you.
700
00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:55,679
Are we gonna start drinking or
what?
701
00:31:55,681 --> 00:31:57,915
Hand me the bottle!
702
00:31:57,917 --> 00:31:59,583
- Let's get the hell out of
dodge first.
703
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:02,119
- Shit, that ain't stopping me.
704
00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:03,353
- Well that's great for you.
705
00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:06,223
I still got to drive this bitch.
706
00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,459
- Hey, you guys want
to do something crazy?
707
00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,879
- Shit dude, we just did.
708
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,298
- Why don't we pick up a
hitchhiker to drive the RV for
us
709
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:15,933
so we could party?
710
00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:17,251
- What?
711
00:32:17,252 --> 00:32:18,568
- I don't know about that.
712
00:32:18,569 --> 00:32:19,885
You really wanna trust a
stranger?
713
00:32:19,886 --> 00:32:21,202
- Come on guys, we're on a
once in a lifetime dip run
714
00:32:21,206 --> 00:32:23,340
and we're already a little
bit behind schedule.
715
00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:25,475
- Well, this thing is pretty
easy to drive
716
00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:27,945
and it would be a good
idea to have a driver.
717
00:32:27,947 --> 00:32:30,113
Screw it, let's find someone.
718
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,215
Keep your eyes peeled.
719
00:32:31,216 --> 00:32:32,316
- Won't be long on this road.
720
00:32:32,318 --> 00:32:34,451
I've already seen a few.
721
00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,157
Oh, hold on, wait.
722
00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:42,893
Right here, there's a dude.
723
00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:45,628
Man I told you guys, there's
hitchhikers everywhere!
724
00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:58,041
- What's up, guys?
725
00:32:58,042 --> 00:32:59,475
It's your boy Big Rob here.
726
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,278
Thanks for stopping,
I've been on this road
727
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,246
for two days looking for someone
728
00:33:03,248 --> 00:33:05,248
to pick my fat ass up.
729
00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:08,518
- Where are you headed, Big Wob?
730
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,587
- I heard Hawaii's a great place
to rock
731
00:33:10,589 --> 00:33:12,155
from time to time.
732
00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:14,113
- Wait a minute.
733
00:33:14,114 --> 00:33:16,070
You're hitchhiking to Hawaii,
Big Rob?
734
00:33:16,071 --> 00:33:18,027
- Yeah, my coworkers told
me keep walking on this road
735
00:33:18,030 --> 00:33:20,330
and I can't miss it.
736
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:23,400
- First of all, Hawaii
is a fucking island.
737
00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:26,536
Second of all, your
coworkers don't like you.
738
00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:29,639
And thirdly, get the fuck out of
my RV!
739
00:33:29,641 --> 00:33:32,042
- Fuck you guys, and I find
other bitches
740
00:33:32,044 --> 00:33:34,244
who'll schnob on my knob.
741
00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:37,097
(door slamming)
742
00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:38,648
- Holy shit, you see
the udders on that guy?
743
00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:40,650
Man, fuck him, we'll
find another hitchhiker
744
00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:42,252
down the road, keep driving.
745
00:33:42,254 --> 00:33:45,322
- What a weirdo, walking to
Hawaii?
746
00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:47,357
Inbreeding is dangerous.
747
00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:48,475
- I heard that.
748
00:33:48,476 --> 00:33:49,592
You guys hear that voice?
749
00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:51,461
Schnob on my nob.
750
00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:53,797
(laughing)
751
00:33:57,302 --> 00:33:59,269
- [Outlaw] Oh shit, wait, here
we go.
752
00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:01,471
Here we go.
753
00:34:01,472 --> 00:34:03,672
- Hold on bitches, I'm pulling
over.
754
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,615
(upbeat rock music)
755
00:34:17,089 --> 00:34:20,223
(breathing heavily)
756
00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:23,794
- Hey what's up, girl, need a
ride?
757
00:34:23,796 --> 00:34:26,230
- Fuck!
758
00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:28,665
Yeah, I've been waiting for
a ride, all, shit buff, day!
759
00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:29,766
I'm sorry.
760
00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:31,635
I don't know what happened.
761
00:34:31,637 --> 00:34:33,303
- You all right, you want some
water?
762
00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:34,805
- Yeah, I just have Tourette's.
763
00:34:34,807 --> 00:34:37,240
It's only bad when I'm nervous.
764
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:38,742
- This should be entertaining.
765
00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:41,411
- No, this could work,
and I'm getting tired.
766
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,847
Besides, what's the
worst that could happen?
767
00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:45,532
- Well, get in, woman.
768
00:34:45,533 --> 00:34:47,216
The only thing is you gotta
drive.
769
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:49,352
And I didn't catch your name.
770
00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:51,154
- [Erica] Yeah, I'll drive.
771
00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:54,357
I'm just happy to be off the
streets!
772
00:34:55,127 --> 00:34:56,526
My name's Erica.
773
00:34:58,397 --> 00:35:00,263
- All right then, Erica.
774
00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:02,288
Get in the driver's seat.
775
00:35:02,289 --> 00:35:04,312
I'll teach you all the
mechanics.
776
00:35:04,313 --> 00:35:06,336
Super easy, just drive nice and
steady.
777
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,140
- Is it okay if I use the
little girl's room first?
778
00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:11,408
I'm just gonna
779
00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:16,379
bust!
780
00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:19,783
- [Darcy] Yeah, sure.
781
00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:22,586
- [Erica] All right, thank you.
782
00:35:29,328 --> 00:35:30,327
- The fuck?
783
00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:32,796
(rock music)
784
00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:46,843
- Are you ready, boys?
785
00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:50,881
(rock music)
786
00:35:50,883 --> 00:35:53,416
- Okay, I'll sleep up here.
787
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,798
- [Erica] Smegma!
788
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,367
Smegma!
789
00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:11,368
Smegma!
790
00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:14,538
Titty!
791
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:20,343
Shit!
792
00:36:21,547 --> 00:36:22,946
Titty bang bang.
793
00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:27,284
Shit, titty titty titty.
794
00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:28,285
Tit tit.
795
00:36:29,254 --> 00:36:30,587
Pee in my butt!
796
00:36:34,226 --> 00:36:35,358
Cumdumpster.
797
00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:39,296
Cock, cock.
798
00:36:39,298 --> 00:36:40,764
Cuck, cuck, cuck.
799
00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:44,201
Cuck Trudeau.
800
00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:46,836
Rape, rape, rape.
801
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:49,906
Rape, rape, rape,
802
00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:51,575
rape, rape, rape,
803
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,844
rape this bitch, rape!
804
00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:56,513
- What the fuck?
805
00:36:56,515 --> 00:36:59,783
Goddamn it, pull the fuck over
right now!
806
00:36:59,785 --> 00:37:01,484
- What the hell happened?
807
00:37:01,486 --> 00:37:02,719
- What's going on here, man?
808
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,805
- I'm okay you, guys.
809
00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:06,890
I'm fine, I just need balls in
my ass!
810
00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:13,797
- You gotta go.
811
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,865
Here, take this Cannadips.
812
00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:17,367
It'll calm you down.
813
00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:19,302
Now get the fuck out!
814
00:37:22,674 --> 00:37:24,341
- I'm really sorry, guys.
815
00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:26,643
I hope you have a great, rape,
trip!
816
00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:28,245
Trip, rape trip.
817
00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:32,933
- What was that all about?
818
00:37:32,934 --> 00:37:34,417
- [Jesse] What the hell was
that?
819
00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:35,852
- My kind of girl, bro.
820
00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:37,854
- I think I'm in love.
821
00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:43,693
¶ Welcome to the mothertruckin'
woods ¶
822
00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:45,195
- Well, we'll be right back.
823
00:37:45,196 --> 00:37:46,696
Wanna get some food, you want
anything?
824
00:37:46,698 --> 00:37:49,132
- No man I good.
825
00:37:49,133 --> 00:37:51,567
I got this Redcon1 protein
shake.
826
00:37:51,568 --> 00:37:54,002
And hurry, we're leaving
after I make this phone call.
827
00:37:55,007 --> 00:38:00,377
¶ Four wheel drive and good
times ¶
828
00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:03,046
¶ Welcome to the mothertruckin'
woods ¶
829
00:38:03,048 --> 00:38:05,782
(phone ringing)
830
00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:06,783
- [Man] Hello?
831
00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:07,984
- Hello, is this Cyrus?
832
00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,853
- [Cyrus] Yes it is, who's this?
833
00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:11,454
- Cyrus, this is Darcy.
834
00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:12,989
I was given your number and was
told
835
00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:15,892
that you'd be expecting
a call from me today?
836
00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:19,796
- [Cyrus] Oh shit,
Darcy, yeah that's right.
837
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,531
- So what's the plan?
838
00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:24,000
- [Cyrus] Well shit, sorry to
say this,
839
00:38:24,001 --> 00:38:26,468
but the deal needs to be pushed
back.
840
00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:28,488
- No problem.
841
00:38:28,489 --> 00:38:30,506
We got other shit we can do out
here.
842
00:38:30,509 --> 00:38:32,309
Where we meeting and what time?
843
00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:33,777
- [Cyrus] Okay we will
be meeting in three days.
844
00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:35,612
Friday at eight p.m.
845
00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:39,416
26566 Joseph Avenue in Lilo,
Kentucky.
846
00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:40,717
Don't be late.
847
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:41,918
- That won't happen.
848
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,853
We'll see you Friday.
849
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,894
(grunting)
850
00:39:02,474 --> 00:39:03,873
The fuck is this?
851
00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:05,041
- [Outlaw] We found him outside.
852
00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:07,043
He needs a ride.
853
00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:09,346
- No shit, really?
854
00:39:09,348 --> 00:39:11,548
- He needs a ride, Darcy.
855
00:39:13,085 --> 00:39:15,485
- Where you headed?
856
00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:18,621
- I'm going wherever
that road might take me.
857
00:39:18,623 --> 00:39:19,934
- Can you drive?
858
00:39:19,935 --> 00:39:21,246
- As a matter of fact, yeah I
can.
859
00:39:21,247 --> 00:39:22,558
I was the only soldier in my
unit
860
00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:25,562
in the global war on terrorism
861
00:39:25,563 --> 00:39:28,564
to take that deuce and a half
across some sands of Iraq.
862
00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:30,100
- You're hired.
863
00:39:32,637 --> 00:39:33,636
- Okay.
864
00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:38,007
(upbeat country music)
865
00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:43,780
(keys clinking)
866
00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:45,515
- So it's Dave, right?
867
00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:47,484
What kind of work you into?
868
00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:49,552
- I do a little bit of this
and a little bit of that.
869
00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:51,121
I'm kind of a living legend
870
00:39:51,123 --> 00:39:53,623
from my time spent back in the
military.
871
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,624
- Oh yeah?
872
00:39:54,626 --> 00:39:55,692
How's that?
873
00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:59,662
- When I was overseas fighting
the global war on terrorism
874
00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:01,664
pinned down an entire platoon of
Taliban
875
00:40:01,666 --> 00:40:03,099
till took a stray round the
nads,
876
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:04,100
blew one of them clean off.
877
00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:04,968
- Ooh.
878
00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:06,803
- I'm good now.
879
00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:09,406
Platoon mates nickname
me, Lance Small Armstrong.
880
00:40:09,408 --> 00:40:11,191
(chuckling)
881
00:40:11,192 --> 00:40:12,975
Unfortunately kind of cut my
career short.
882
00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:15,429
- Well, it's good to
know you were serving up
883
00:40:15,430 --> 00:40:17,881
our country with a beating
on them sons of bitches.
884
00:40:17,883 --> 00:40:19,682
But uh, I must ask.
885
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,921
Why is your hand in your pants?
886
00:40:26,558 --> 00:40:28,141
- Oh this thing?
887
00:40:28,142 --> 00:40:29,725
My therapist she says it's for
PTSD
888
00:40:29,728 --> 00:40:32,195
but I just think it's 'cause
I'm a horny son of a bitch
889
00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:33,563
but for me I just do it
890
00:40:33,564 --> 00:40:34,930
because it helps me deal with
them bombs
891
00:40:34,931 --> 00:40:36,297
going off all around me you
know?
892
00:40:36,298 --> 00:40:37,664
- Well it looks like you got
some bombs
893
00:40:37,669 --> 00:40:39,736
going off in your pants.
894
00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:41,438
Just as long as you don't
have a rape episode,
895
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,640
you keep it in your pants, we're
good.
896
00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:45,809
- You ain't got to worry about
it, Cletus.
897
00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:47,344
You don't even know it's here
898
00:40:47,345 --> 00:40:48,878
and you won't even see it
coming.
899
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,514
Kind of like that platoon of
Taliban.
900
00:40:51,516 --> 00:40:53,183
They didn't even know
before I drop lug 556
901
00:40:53,185 --> 00:40:54,918
on their foreheads.
902
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,454
(laughing)
903
00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:01,858
- Hey, thanks again for driving,
man.
904
00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:03,510
Darcy needs some sleep
905
00:41:03,511 --> 00:41:05,161
and you are crucial to
us getting there on time.
906
00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:06,896
I'm Jessie by the way.
907
00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:08,932
- I'm Dave, what's going on?
908
00:41:08,934 --> 00:41:10,951
- You nervous, man?
909
00:41:10,952 --> 00:41:12,969
Why are your hands so clammy?
(laughing)
910
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,838
Anyways, those guys sleeping
back there,
911
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,739
that's Darcy, that's Chris.
912
00:41:16,741 --> 00:41:18,708
Again, you are really saving our
asses
913
00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:20,076
by driving, man, big time.
914
00:41:20,078 --> 00:41:21,645
- Yeah, you are.
915
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,213
We're stopping at a couple
locations.
916
00:41:23,215 --> 00:41:25,849
Here's our first one.
917
00:41:25,851 --> 00:41:27,050
- You sure you don't wanna get
some sleep?
918
00:41:27,052 --> 00:41:28,952
Won't you wanna get that?
919
00:41:28,953 --> 00:41:30,853
- Yeah, sounds good, man.
920
00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:31,855
Thank you.
921
00:41:33,558 --> 00:41:35,892
(grunting)
922
00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:46,603
(sniffing)
923
00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:47,604
- Oh god.
924
00:41:48,874 --> 00:41:50,707
(crickets chirping)
925
00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:52,876
- Well shit boys, this trip has
completely
926
00:41:52,878 --> 00:41:55,678
turned around, don't you think?
927
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,248
- Damn right, starting to
feel like a road trip now.
928
00:41:58,250 --> 00:42:00,039
So what are we doing tomorrow?
929
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,829
- Think we're heading to
the rattlesnake museum.
930
00:42:01,830 --> 00:42:03,619
But first we gotta get some
spicy ass food in the morning,
931
00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:05,255
get rid of this hangover.
932
00:42:05,257 --> 00:42:07,790
- Why does everyday
got to be about eating?
933
00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:09,042
I don't care what we do
934
00:42:09,043 --> 00:42:10,293
as long as you don't
throw up in the sink again
935
00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:11,895
like a little bitch.
936
00:42:11,897 --> 00:42:14,030
- I'm a pro at throwing up in
sinks.
937
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,165
But those days are over.
938
00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:19,802
(coughing)
939
00:42:19,804 --> 00:42:21,237
- Chris, you all right?
940
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:22,722
Good?
941
00:42:22,723 --> 00:42:24,206
Chris, you all right?
942
00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:26,709
Dude, I think he's choking.
943
00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:28,044
- Everybody get back!
944
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:29,129
I got this.
945
00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:30,213
Save many a life in my day.
946
00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:32,749
(grunting)
947
00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:35,318
Spit it out, baby boy.
948
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,719
Spit it out, come on.
949
00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:38,788
- Oh!
950
00:42:38,789 --> 00:42:40,856
- Ew, Dave, is that your jerkoff
hand?
951
00:42:40,859 --> 00:42:41,969
- Maybe.
952
00:42:41,970 --> 00:42:43,080
- Hey, you're choking on a
little bit more
953
00:42:43,081 --> 00:42:44,191
than just chips now.
954
00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:45,161
(groaning)
955
00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:46,913
- Oh, yeah.
956
00:42:46,914 --> 00:42:48,664
- Don't throw up in the sink.
957
00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:51,200
- All right, going back to bed.
958
00:42:51,202 --> 00:42:52,602
Try not to choke.
959
00:42:52,604 --> 00:42:53,937
- Yeah, don't worry, we won't.
960
00:42:53,939 --> 00:42:55,638
Just keep your hand in your
pants.
961
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,574
Fucking weirdo.
962
00:42:57,576 --> 00:42:58,792
- What's up with that guy?
963
00:42:58,793 --> 00:43:00,009
- Well he's got a little
problem that he got
964
00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:01,878
from the war on terror.
965
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,581
- What kind of problem is that?
966
00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:08,284
- See, Dave's got chronic
masturbation.
967
00:43:08,286 --> 00:43:09,953
He can't stop.
968
00:43:09,955 --> 00:43:11,721
So don't ever touch his right
hand.
969
00:43:11,723 --> 00:43:13,039
- What the fuck?
970
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,356
- [Darcy] Not in the sink, dick
breath!
971
00:43:14,359 --> 00:43:15,342
- Hey Chris, when you're done
972
00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:16,326
let's go down to that river!
973
00:43:16,328 --> 00:43:17,711
- River?
974
00:43:17,712 --> 00:43:19,095
- Well yeah, we wanted to
get a little fishing in.
975
00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:20,763
You guys wanna go?
976
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:21,864
- Nah, I'm done for the night.
977
00:43:21,866 --> 00:43:23,866
- Yeah I'm good too.
978
00:43:23,868 --> 00:43:25,501
- You guys are dicks.
979
00:43:25,502 --> 00:43:27,135
Outlaw, grab the poles, let's
go.
980
00:43:27,138 --> 00:43:28,655
- Grab them poles, huh?
981
00:43:28,656 --> 00:43:30,173
Sounds like something Dave would
do.
982
00:43:30,175 --> 00:43:32,709
(laughing)
983
00:43:37,315 --> 00:43:39,782
- Oh, dude, this is perfect.
984
00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:41,784
Bet there's all types of
fish up in this sumbitch.
985
00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,386
- Yeah, fish'll be cool.
986
00:43:43,388 --> 00:43:45,788
- Hey, tie that rope off.
987
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:49,192
- Oh dude, look what I got.
988
00:43:49,194 --> 00:43:50,827
Some edibles, you want some?
989
00:43:50,829 --> 00:43:51,928
- Nah man.
990
00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:53,262
I got me some of this.
991
00:43:53,264 --> 00:43:54,130
- [Chris] What is that?
992
00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,220
- It's Cannadip.
993
00:43:55,221 --> 00:43:56,309
- [Chris] What is it though?
994
00:43:56,310 --> 00:43:57,398
- It's weed dip, dude.
995
00:43:57,402 --> 00:44:00,136
It's THC CBD infused dip, bro.
996
00:44:01,272 --> 00:44:04,641
- [Chris] Hell yeah, let's try
some.
997
00:44:04,643 --> 00:44:06,143
Woohoo!
998
00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:07,644
- [Outlaw] Woo, that was a scary
one!
999
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,145
Ah, we're gonna catch us some
fish now.
1000
00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:10,747
Gotta feed Jessie's fat ass.
1001
00:44:10,749 --> 00:44:12,682
- [Chris] Heard that.
1002
00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:16,986
Let's try some of that cannabis
dip.
1003
00:44:18,023 --> 00:44:20,289
Get you some of that, ooh.
1004
00:44:21,126 --> 00:44:22,659
Mmm, it's good.
1005
00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:28,665
(birds chirping)
1006
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:38,525
- Hey, get up, fatass!
1007
00:44:38,526 --> 00:44:40,877
Don't you know only whores
make money on their backs?
1008
00:44:40,879 --> 00:44:41,878
- God, ah!
1009
00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:44,280
The fuck, man?
1010
00:44:45,817 --> 00:44:49,452
What's going on here, what
happened?
1011
00:44:49,454 --> 00:44:51,754
I'm trying to sleep here, bitch.
1012
00:44:51,756 --> 00:44:53,022
- Not no more.
1013
00:44:54,426 --> 00:44:56,225
Here, drink this.
1014
00:44:56,227 --> 00:44:57,994
It'll wake you up.
1015
00:44:57,996 --> 00:45:00,196
You don't need none of that
spicy food.
1016
00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:02,198
Get that shit out of your head.
1017
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,534
Diet is psychological.
1018
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,869
Trust me, all you need is
this Redcon1 Total War.
1019
00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:08,805
You're up and ready to go.
1020
00:45:08,807 --> 00:45:10,106
You know that this shit is all
you need
1021
00:45:10,108 --> 00:45:11,608
throughout the day--
1022
00:45:11,609 --> 00:45:13,109
- Shut the fuck up!
1023
00:45:13,111 --> 00:45:14,944
I don't need to hear any of your
speeches
1024
00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:16,746
about my health.
1025
00:45:16,748 --> 00:45:18,081
I just woke up.
1026
00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:25,254
- Fucking Chris and Outlaw
aren't here.
1027
00:45:25,256 --> 00:45:26,823
Where they at?
1028
00:45:26,825 --> 00:45:28,074
- I don't know, man.
1029
00:45:28,075 --> 00:45:29,324
Probably still out on their pow
wow
1030
00:45:29,327 --> 00:45:31,360
fishing or some shit.
1031
00:45:31,362 --> 00:45:33,329
They out front?
1032
00:45:33,331 --> 00:45:35,215
- I don't see them.
1033
00:45:35,216 --> 00:45:37,100
Why do I always gotta
babysit you motherfuckers?
1034
00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:39,836
- Relax, you know Outlaw is
fishing.
1035
00:45:39,838 --> 00:45:41,237
They'll be back.
1036
00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:51,247
- Oh, what the fuck?
1037
00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:55,284
- Looks like you missed
a spot on your face.
1038
00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:57,637
- Think this is funny?
1039
00:45:57,638 --> 00:45:59,989
Wipe your mouth off, dick
breath.
1040
00:45:59,991 --> 00:46:00,990
- Ah shit!
1041
00:46:01,793 --> 00:46:02,792
- Exactly.
1042
00:46:03,995 --> 00:46:05,261
- Where the hell are we?
1043
00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:06,829
I think we fell asleep.
1044
00:46:06,830 --> 00:46:08,396
- I thought you secured the
rope.
1045
00:46:08,399 --> 00:46:10,399
- Ah shit, I forgot.
1046
00:46:10,401 --> 00:46:11,467
Now what?
1047
00:46:11,468 --> 00:46:12,534
How are we gonna get back?
1048
00:46:12,537 --> 00:46:13,903
Darcy's gonna be pissed.
1049
00:46:13,905 --> 00:46:15,371
- Yeah, fuck Darcy.
1050
00:46:15,373 --> 00:46:17,406
I need to figure this shit out.
1051
00:46:17,408 --> 00:46:19,142
- Can't we just row back?
1052
00:46:19,144 --> 00:46:20,476
- Upstream, no!
1053
00:46:24,449 --> 00:46:27,884
Ah dude, I don't have any
service.
1054
00:46:27,886 --> 00:46:29,852
Just walk up this bank until we
find them.
1055
00:46:29,854 --> 00:46:32,188
(grunting)
1056
00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:42,865
- Damn, dude.
1057
00:46:42,867 --> 00:46:44,467
It's been like an hour.
1058
00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:46,536
So what, we just keep going?
1059
00:46:46,538 --> 00:46:48,521
- Uh yeah.
1060
00:46:48,522 --> 00:46:50,505
It's kind of our only
option at this point.
1061
00:46:50,508 --> 00:46:52,508
(creature growling)
1062
00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:54,310
- Oh shit, what was that?
1063
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:57,313
- I think that was an
Appalachian Moose Bear.
1064
00:46:57,315 --> 00:47:00,183
- What the hell is an
Appalachian Moose Bear?
1065
00:47:00,185 --> 00:47:03,519
- I don't know, but it sounded
good.
1066
00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:04,520
- Ugh.
1067
00:47:14,065 --> 00:47:15,031
Oh, shit.
1068
00:47:15,033 --> 00:47:18,034
- Oh dude, that's boar shit.
1069
00:47:18,036 --> 00:47:19,602
And from the looks of it,
1070
00:47:19,604 --> 00:47:21,204
that's a big mother trucker.
1071
00:47:21,206 --> 00:47:22,205
- Aw.
1072
00:47:23,374 --> 00:47:25,474
Fuck asshole, you just leave me?
1073
00:47:25,476 --> 00:47:28,377
(intense orchestral music)
(boar snorting and squealing)
1074
00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:29,378
- Run!
1075
00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:32,481
Run, it's morning!
1076
00:47:32,483 --> 00:47:35,618
The boars are hungry in the
morning!
1077
00:47:44,429 --> 00:47:45,428
- Shit!
1078
00:47:50,301 --> 00:47:51,167
(grunting)
1079
00:47:51,169 --> 00:47:53,052
- Ah yeah.
1080
00:47:53,053 --> 00:47:54,936
Ah, this Total War's the shit!
1081
00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:58,041
Ah, big time!
1082
00:47:58,042 --> 00:48:00,209
(light orchestral music)
1083
00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:06,983
(panting)
1084
00:48:06,985 --> 00:48:10,386
- Hey, shut the fuck up, I'm
meditating.
1085
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,221
I don't even wanna hear you guys
speak.
1086
00:48:12,223 --> 00:48:14,257
How very responsible of you.
1087
00:48:14,259 --> 00:48:17,994
- We just got chased by a
fucking boar!
1088
00:48:17,996 --> 00:48:20,429
- Is that the story you're
sticking to, fucksticks?
1089
00:48:20,431 --> 00:48:22,490
- No!
1090
00:48:22,491 --> 00:48:24,550
We fell asleep in the boat
and floated downriver.
1091
00:48:24,551 --> 00:48:26,610
Then we hiked our asses back
upstream
1092
00:48:26,611 --> 00:48:28,670
into the woods with nothing
but our fucking cocks
1093
00:48:28,673 --> 00:48:33,209
in our hands being chased by
an Appalachian Moose Bear!
1094
00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:35,077
- An Appalachian what?
1095
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:37,046
You are totally high, dude.
1096
00:48:37,048 --> 00:48:39,148
There's nothing fucking out
there.
1097
00:48:39,150 --> 00:48:40,650
- Whatever.
1098
00:48:40,651 --> 00:48:42,151
Go see for yourself.
1099
00:48:42,153 --> 00:48:43,019
He'll see.
1100
00:48:43,021 --> 00:48:44,687
(boar growling)
1101
00:48:44,688 --> 00:48:46,354
- Oh shit, fucking boar out
there!
1102
00:48:46,357 --> 00:48:47,356
- What'd I tell you?
1103
00:48:47,358 --> 00:48:48,680
- [Darcy] We gotta go!
1104
00:48:48,681 --> 00:48:50,003
- We gotta get the hell out of
here!
1105
00:48:50,004 --> 00:48:51,326
- You're stepping on my chips,
asshole!
1106
00:48:51,329 --> 00:48:52,461
- Chill the fuck out, Jessie!
1107
00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:54,196
(boys shouting over each other)
1108
00:48:54,198 --> 00:48:56,299
(screaming)
1109
00:48:56,301 --> 00:48:57,500
- [Jesse] Go!
1110
00:49:05,043 --> 00:49:07,476
- So, we still got
another day to kill, boys.
1111
00:49:07,478 --> 00:49:09,078
What you guys feel like doing?
1112
00:49:09,079 --> 00:49:10,679
- Don't you remember anything,
dummy?
1113
00:49:10,682 --> 00:49:12,715
What, can't handle your liquor,
dude?
1114
00:49:12,717 --> 00:49:14,717
I said last night, while
I was getting hammered
1115
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,485
that we were gonna get some
spicy ass food
1116
00:49:16,487 --> 00:49:17,687
and hit up the rattlesnake
museum.
1117
00:49:17,689 --> 00:49:18,554
(slapping)
1118
00:49:18,556 --> 00:49:19,806
Ow!
1119
00:49:19,807 --> 00:49:21,057
Fuck dude, that hurt!
1120
00:49:21,059 --> 00:49:22,625
- I bet it does.
1121
00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:24,192
You had that coming you fucking
fucko.
1122
00:49:24,195 --> 00:49:26,279
- Yeah he did.
1123
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,364
Anyways, what the hell is
in a rattlesnake museum?
1124
00:49:28,366 --> 00:49:30,099
- Dead rattlesnakes, dum dum,
you dummy.
1125
00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:31,367
The fuck, man?
1126
00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:33,502
Jesus Christ.
1127
00:49:35,273 --> 00:49:38,107
Anyways, it's gonna be pretty
cool.
1128
00:49:38,109 --> 00:49:39,408
A buddy said it's awesome.
1129
00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:40,977
I even seen the pics.
1130
00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:42,545
He says they got a
world record rattlesnake
1131
00:49:42,547 --> 00:49:44,680
in one of the exhibits.
1132
00:49:44,682 --> 00:49:46,682
- I got the world record
snake right here, skippy.
1133
00:49:46,684 --> 00:49:47,717
We don't need no damn museum.
1134
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:48,985
(laughing)
1135
00:49:48,987 --> 00:49:50,319
- Screw it, let's go.
1136
00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:51,754
I need some vlog footage anyway.
1137
00:49:51,756 --> 00:49:52,739
- Let's do it?
1138
00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:53,723
- All right then.
1139
00:49:53,725 --> 00:49:55,424
Rattlesnake museum it is.
1140
00:49:55,426 --> 00:50:00,563
(snake rattling)
(machine beeping)
1141
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,439
- Hey dude.
1142
00:50:10,441 --> 00:50:12,375
Yo Mad, you up?
1143
00:50:12,377 --> 00:50:15,077
- Dude, he got fucked up.
1144
00:50:15,079 --> 00:50:17,713
- How the hell does someone get
bit
1145
00:50:17,715 --> 00:50:19,715
by a dead rattlesnake?
1146
00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:22,284
- Fucking loser.
1147
00:50:22,286 --> 00:50:23,986
(chuckling)
1148
00:50:23,987 --> 00:50:25,687
- Hey I call dibs on
all of his gaming shit.
1149
00:50:25,688 --> 00:50:27,388
You think he wants this
sausage I brought for him?
1150
00:50:27,392 --> 00:50:29,759
- Hmm, give me the sausage.
1151
00:50:29,761 --> 00:50:31,394
I'm starving, dude.
1152
00:50:31,396 --> 00:50:33,262
I haven't eaten in four five
days.
1153
00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:34,447
- Starving?
1154
00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:35,631
You've been here like
five fucking minutes.
1155
00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:37,366
- What happened?
1156
00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:39,201
- Apparently, you walked through
the door
1157
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:43,305
and tripped and you fell
into the damn exhibit.
1158
00:50:43,307 --> 00:50:45,808
Now we're behind schedule
and this shit ain't funny.
1159
00:50:45,810 --> 00:50:48,310
- Hey, fuck you asshole,
I almost died right now
1160
00:50:48,312 --> 00:50:51,180
and all you care about is
getting that stupid dip deal?
1161
00:50:51,182 --> 00:50:53,038
I'm sorry.
1162
00:50:53,039 --> 00:50:54,895
But my life is a little bit more
important
1163
00:50:54,896 --> 00:50:56,752
than any amount of tits, money,
and dip.
1164
00:50:56,754 --> 00:50:58,688
I'm sitting in this gurney right
now
1165
00:50:58,689 --> 00:51:00,623
and all I can think about
is getting home alive.
1166
00:51:00,625 --> 00:51:02,658
That being said, Chris, give me
my phone.
1167
00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:04,360
I need to get out of here.
1168
00:51:04,361 --> 00:51:06,061
- Dude, you just can't leave us
right now.
1169
00:51:06,064 --> 00:51:08,564
- Yeah, come on dude, just a
little bite.
1170
00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:11,600
- We're doing this to
achieve the American dream.
1171
00:51:11,602 --> 00:51:14,203
Come on, man.
1172
00:51:14,204 --> 00:51:16,805
Your fans and everyone
are gonna love this.
1173
00:51:17,775 --> 00:51:19,642
Sometimes we go through things
to make us
1174
00:51:19,644 --> 00:51:22,344
a better person and
learn from our mistakes.
1175
00:51:22,346 --> 00:51:24,480
We go through life and at times
1176
00:51:24,482 --> 00:51:27,383
come across major problems.
1177
00:51:27,385 --> 00:51:30,786
But in the end we come out more
polished.
1178
00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:34,490
I mean, in order to get
gold to a moldable state,
1179
00:51:34,492 --> 00:51:37,493
it must get to an extreme
temperature.
1180
00:51:37,495 --> 00:51:40,329
This is your moment where
you get to mold your life
1181
00:51:40,331 --> 00:51:44,300
into something better for your
future.
1182
00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:46,836
Today is your defining moment.
1183
00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:50,273
Quitting will only end
1184
00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:52,842
what you just nearly killed
yourself over.
1185
00:51:52,844 --> 00:51:56,245
Now is when you become the
greater person.
1186
00:51:56,247 --> 00:51:59,315
Besides, if you get up, keep
going,
1187
00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:03,686
what's the worst that could
happen?
1188
00:52:03,688 --> 00:52:07,690
- I never really wanted
to be a nurse, dammit.
1189
00:52:08,526 --> 00:52:11,260
- You know what, you're right,
dude.
1190
00:52:11,262 --> 00:52:13,629
I have quit at some low times in
my life.
1191
00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:16,465
And I've started some things
that I just couldn't finish.
1192
00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:17,600
People always say I'm nothing
1193
00:52:17,602 --> 00:52:19,802
and I'm just a fat motherfucker.
1194
00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:22,638
And I always think I'm
the one that's gonna quit.
1195
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,273
But you know what?
1196
00:52:24,275 --> 00:52:26,876
I'm gonna finish this shit.
1197
00:52:26,878 --> 00:52:28,410
We've been this far together,
1198
00:52:28,412 --> 00:52:30,713
I'm not gonna quit now or ever.
1199
00:52:30,715 --> 00:52:32,314
Let's stop dicking around.
1200
00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:34,150
Let's get to this deal.
1201
00:52:34,152 --> 00:52:37,553
- You can't really go out like
that, sir.
1202
00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:39,155
- I'm going on a dip run!
1203
00:52:39,157 --> 00:52:42,525
(upbeat hip hop music)
1204
00:52:56,207 --> 00:52:57,740
- [Chris] Hold on dude, I
need to piss really quick
1205
00:52:57,742 --> 00:53:01,544
and Dave's in there
taking a fricking shit.
1206
00:53:05,449 --> 00:53:08,584
- [Jesse] Hey me too, hold on
Chris!
1207
00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:22,198
Hey, how you doing, man?
1208
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,366
- Oh god, really dude?
1209
00:53:24,368 --> 00:53:25,918
Of all the places you can piss
at,
1210
00:53:25,919 --> 00:53:27,469
you're gonna piss next to me?
1211
00:53:27,471 --> 00:53:29,338
- Chill, relax, huh?
1212
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:34,243
Yeah I'm having some
major gaming withdrawals.
1213
00:53:34,245 --> 00:53:35,511
- [Chris] Tell me about it,
dude.
1214
00:53:35,513 --> 00:53:37,680
Hey, quit staring at my dick!
1215
00:53:37,682 --> 00:53:38,581
What's your problem, man?
1216
00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:40,649
(laughing)
1217
00:53:40,651 --> 00:53:41,750
Hey what is that?
1218
00:53:41,752 --> 00:53:43,486
- [Jesse] What?
1219
00:53:43,487 --> 00:53:45,221
- I don't know, man.
1220
00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,956
- What the hell are you
doing on my property?
1221
00:53:46,958 --> 00:53:48,524
- [Chris] Looks like
he's coming over here.
1222
00:53:48,526 --> 00:53:49,858
- [Jesse] Hey, fuck off, this is
America!
1223
00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:51,694
I can piss anywhere I want.
1224
00:53:51,696 --> 00:53:53,562
- Kind of looks like an inbred.
1225
00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:54,863
You think he likes sausage?
1226
00:53:54,865 --> 00:53:55,998
- I don't know, man.
1227
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,617
But he's getting closer.
1228
00:53:57,618 --> 00:53:59,235
- [Chris] Oh shit dude,
he has a fricking shovel.
1229
00:53:59,237 --> 00:53:59,902
- [Jesse] Oh shit!
1230
00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:00,869
Go go!
1231
00:54:00,871 --> 00:54:02,972
(tense music)
1232
00:54:02,974 --> 00:54:04,907
- You know what, I bet you,
let's do this.
1233
00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:07,193
I bet you I can pack four cans
1234
00:54:07,194 --> 00:54:09,478
quicker than you can pack one,
skippy.
1235
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,181
- You fucking kidding me right
now?
1236
00:54:12,182 --> 00:54:14,883
- Nope, put your money
where your mouth is, pussy.
1237
00:54:14,885 --> 00:54:16,485
I'm the king of dip.
1238
00:54:16,487 --> 00:54:17,753
- Well I'm the god of dip.
1239
00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:19,238
- I'm the superman of dip!
1240
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:20,722
- Well where's your fricking
cape, then?
1241
00:54:20,725 --> 00:54:22,858
- I'm the souza dip!
1242
00:54:22,860 --> 00:54:24,627
No wait, I'm the dip doctor.
1243
00:54:24,629 --> 00:54:25,861
- Oh does the dip doctor
prescribe that sitdoll
1244
00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:27,429
on your freaking biceps?
1245
00:54:27,431 --> 00:54:28,564
How about this, how about this?
1246
00:54:28,566 --> 00:54:29,615
Grab this fricking can.
1247
00:54:29,616 --> 00:54:30,665
All right listen, we're gonna go
1248
00:54:30,668 --> 00:54:32,801
on the count of seven.
1249
00:54:32,803 --> 00:54:33,936
- Okay.
1250
00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:35,771
- One, two, seven!
1251
00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:37,640
- Oh you cocksucker.
1252
00:54:38,876 --> 00:54:40,576
- Oh, that's good, yeah.
1253
00:54:40,578 --> 00:54:41,577
Mmm.
1254
00:54:42,913 --> 00:54:44,513
God, it's so juicy.
1255
00:54:44,515 --> 00:54:45,881
- Juicy as fuck!
1256
00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:51,420
- Help us you fucking
dicks, open up the door!
1257
00:54:51,422 --> 00:54:52,538
- [Darcy] Oh shit!
1258
00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:53,655
- Oh shit, open the door!
1259
00:54:53,658 --> 00:54:54,923
Open the door!
1260
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,426
- [Jesse] Darcy, let's go!
1261
00:54:57,428 --> 00:54:58,961
What the hell are we waiting
for?
1262
00:54:58,963 --> 00:55:00,562
We gotta get the hell out of
here!
1263
00:55:00,564 --> 00:55:01,864
Go, go!
1264
00:55:01,866 --> 00:55:02,765
- [Chris] Let's go!
1265
00:55:02,767 --> 00:55:04,033
- [Outlaw] Go!
1266
00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:11,907
- Oh shit yo, hold up!
1267
00:55:11,909 --> 00:55:13,676
- What the?
1268
00:55:13,678 --> 00:55:15,010
Hit the brakes!
1269
00:55:15,012 --> 00:55:16,679
(tires screeching)
1270
00:55:16,681 --> 00:55:19,481
(horn honking)
1271
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:23,919
What the hell?
1272
00:55:23,921 --> 00:55:24,987
- [Darcy] Shit!
1273
00:55:24,989 --> 00:55:26,789
- Oh, what happened?
1274
00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:28,590
What the hell, Dave?
1275
00:55:28,592 --> 00:55:30,392
- Freaking psycho.
1276
00:55:30,394 --> 00:55:31,644
- Everybody all right?
1277
00:55:31,645 --> 00:55:32,895
- Man, there was a car coming
right at me.
1278
00:55:32,897 --> 00:55:34,496
What was I supposed to do?
1279
00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:35,748
- The fuck were you doing
1280
00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:36,999
where you just barely seen the
car?
1281
00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:39,001
Straight fucking road!
1282
00:55:40,771 --> 00:55:42,705
I'm gonna go out and check the
damage.
1283
00:55:42,707 --> 00:55:44,973
I know something's broken.
1284
00:55:47,878 --> 00:55:49,845
- You good?
1285
00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:51,813
- Dude what the hell, it's
crazy, man.
1286
00:55:51,816 --> 00:55:54,817
- I gotta go uh, clean myself
off.
1287
00:55:57,788 --> 00:55:59,888
- Really Dave, really?
1288
00:55:59,889 --> 00:56:01,989
- [Dave] I gotta wash up real
quick.
1289
00:56:06,030 --> 00:56:08,130
- What the hell is that?
1290
00:56:08,899 --> 00:56:11,633
- The hell is that shit?
1291
00:56:11,635 --> 00:56:14,503
- Oh!
(laughing)
1292
00:56:14,505 --> 00:56:16,505
The fuck!
1293
00:56:16,506 --> 00:56:18,506
- Oh, damn, get it off me, man.
1294
00:56:18,509 --> 00:56:20,776
- Oh my god, look at it, it's so
slimy.
1295
00:56:20,778 --> 00:56:22,711
- Oh I'm so glad I didn't sit
there, dude.
1296
00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:23,712
Oh my god.
1297
00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:25,547
Oh.
1298
00:56:26,584 --> 00:56:28,084
He blew a load.
1299
00:56:28,085 --> 00:56:29,585
- Oh what up, Darc?
1300
00:56:29,587 --> 00:56:30,586
- Asshole.
1301
00:56:30,588 --> 00:56:33,055
Well, we got a flat tire, boys.
1302
00:56:33,057 --> 00:56:34,523
- Flat tire?
1303
00:56:34,525 --> 00:56:36,525
The tits are we gonna do now?
1304
00:56:36,527 --> 00:56:38,994
- We got a spare, but no tire
iron.
1305
00:56:38,996 --> 00:56:40,529
(groaning)
1306
00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:41,764
I don't have any phone service.
1307
00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:43,966
You guys got any service?
1308
00:56:44,869 --> 00:56:46,452
- No.
1309
00:56:46,453 --> 00:56:48,036
- I saw a light up the hill a
little ways.
1310
00:56:48,038 --> 00:56:49,037
Looked like a farm.
1311
00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:50,589
- I'll go with you.
1312
00:56:50,590 --> 00:56:52,140
Hey you guys stay here and watch
our shit.
1313
00:56:52,143 --> 00:56:53,976
And try to flag down a car.
1314
00:56:53,978 --> 00:56:55,144
We'll be right back.
1315
00:56:55,146 --> 00:56:56,612
What time you think, Darcy?
1316
00:56:56,614 --> 00:56:57,679
- Not long.
1317
00:56:59,617 --> 00:57:00,749
- Good luck.
1318
00:57:05,022 --> 00:57:06,021
- So.
1319
00:57:06,891 --> 00:57:08,824
Wanna play Go Fish?
1320
00:57:08,826 --> 00:57:10,659
- Really dude?
1321
00:57:10,661 --> 00:57:13,329
Out of all things we can do
1322
00:57:13,330 --> 00:57:15,998
at this moment of tragedy,
you wanna play Go Fish?
1323
00:57:16,834 --> 00:57:18,100
Let's do it.
1324
00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:20,903
(wolf howling)
1325
00:57:24,508 --> 00:57:27,009
- Fuck man, I never
realize how loud nature is.
1326
00:57:27,011 --> 00:57:28,527
You're used to this shit, aren't
you?
1327
00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:30,044
- Yeah man, you get
used to shit real quick
1328
00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:31,547
when you're out here in the
backwoods.
1329
00:57:31,549 --> 00:57:32,781
(crow cawing)
1330
00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:33,982
What was that?
1331
00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:34,983
- What?
1332
00:57:36,053 --> 00:57:37,920
- No, it's probably other men.
1333
00:57:37,922 --> 00:57:40,522
It's just the locals doing what
they do.
1334
00:57:40,524 --> 00:57:42,191
- What do you mean locals
doing what they do?
1335
00:57:42,193 --> 00:57:43,642
- Well if I'm not mistaken
1336
00:57:43,643 --> 00:57:45,092
we're out here in the Ozarks
right?
1337
00:57:45,095 --> 00:57:47,162
Been down here hunting a couple
times.
1338
00:57:47,164 --> 00:57:49,631
They told me some crazy
stories about what goes on
1339
00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:51,250
in these parts.
1340
00:57:51,251 --> 00:57:52,868
But you probably don't
wanna hear that right now.
1341
00:57:52,870 --> 00:57:54,770
- Dude, I ain't no pussy.
1342
00:57:54,772 --> 00:57:57,973
- Well see this used to
be an old mining town.
1343
00:57:57,975 --> 00:57:59,631
These city slickers came in
1344
00:57:59,632 --> 00:58:01,288
and they bought up all the
mines.
1345
00:58:01,289 --> 00:58:02,945
The miners wanted to get
revenge on the city slickers
1346
00:58:02,947 --> 00:58:05,214
so what they did was they
tied them up by their feet
1347
00:58:05,216 --> 00:58:08,750
to a gosh dang tree and
burned them over a giant fire!
1348
00:58:08,752 --> 00:58:11,587
And they still haven't caught
the miners to this day.
1349
00:58:11,589 --> 00:58:14,523
People come here every
year camping and fishing,
1350
00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:18,193
trying to find the remains
for some gosh dang answers.
1351
00:58:18,195 --> 00:58:21,864
Well, it's weird hillbilly shit,
dude.
1352
00:58:21,866 --> 00:58:23,665
- Bro, you're bullshitting me.
1353
00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:25,551
- No I swear.
1354
00:58:25,552 --> 00:58:27,436
I'll show you the FBI article
right now
1355
00:58:27,437 --> 00:58:29,321
but we ain't got no service out
here.
1356
00:58:29,322 --> 00:58:31,206
I'll show you when we get back
to the RV.
1357
00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:32,074
Dude, what is that?
1358
00:58:32,076 --> 00:58:33,442
- Where, where?
1359
00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:34,809
- I think that's a house.
1360
00:58:34,812 --> 00:58:36,044
- It is that house.
1361
00:58:36,046 --> 00:58:38,046
See that walk wasn't so bad.
1362
00:58:38,048 --> 00:58:41,650
They better have something we
could use.
1363
00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:47,623
- [Jesse] Two of hearts.
1364
00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:48,924
- Go fish, bitch!
1365
00:58:48,925 --> 00:58:50,224
- Fuck, goddamit!
1366
00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:51,260
- [Chris] Sucker.
1367
00:58:51,262 --> 00:58:52,594
- I'ma grab a beer.
1368
00:58:52,596 --> 00:58:54,129
- Grab me one too.
1369
00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:01,970
Dude, I think they're back.
1370
00:59:01,972 --> 00:59:03,839
- [Jesse] No way.
1371
00:59:03,841 --> 00:59:05,191
Oh shit it is them.
1372
00:59:05,192 --> 00:59:06,542
- Dude, we should scare
the shit out of them.
1373
00:59:06,544 --> 00:59:07,766
- Dude I'm so down.
1374
00:59:07,767 --> 00:59:08,989
We can hide in those bushes out
there
1375
00:59:08,990 --> 00:59:10,212
and scare the shit out of them
so bad.
1376
00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:12,014
- Yes, let's do it.
1377
00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:17,252
(eerie music)
1378
00:59:29,166 --> 00:59:31,700
(knocking)
1379
00:59:34,972 --> 00:59:36,972
- Well praise the Lord above.
1380
00:59:36,974 --> 00:59:40,008
He's blessed us with some
visitors.
1381
00:59:40,010 --> 00:59:41,677
Danny!
1382
00:59:41,679 --> 00:59:45,147
Danny, Dan, we've got some
visitors here.
1383
00:59:47,017 --> 00:59:48,750
- Well hey there, guys.
1384
00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:50,953
What's got you two out
here deep in the woods?
1385
00:59:50,955 --> 00:59:53,055
Look like you ain't from around
here.
1386
00:59:53,057 --> 00:59:55,074
What can we do you for?
1387
00:59:55,075 --> 00:59:57,092
- Uh, our RV broke down up the
road.
1388
00:59:57,094 --> 00:59:58,193
We were kind of hoping that you
guys
1389
00:59:58,195 --> 00:59:59,861
might be able to help with--
1390
00:59:59,863 --> 01:00:01,964
- You know what, enough chit
chat.
1391
01:00:01,966 --> 01:00:03,899
Colder than a donkey's bottom
out there.
1392
01:00:03,901 --> 01:00:06,201
Come in, have a meal, and then
we can talk
1393
01:00:06,203 --> 01:00:08,170
about your broke down RV.
1394
01:00:08,172 --> 01:00:10,939
- Well you see we kind of have
to be somewhere right now.
1395
01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:12,374
- We'd love to sit down.
1396
01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:14,159
Dude, shut the fuck up.
1397
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:15,943
Just go in there, eat their
shit,
1398
01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:17,779
get the fuck out of here.
1399
01:00:17,781 --> 01:00:19,648
Remember the Ozarks.
1400
01:00:23,020 --> 01:00:24,353
- [Woman] Here.
1401
01:00:26,724 --> 01:00:29,257
(eerie music)
1402
01:00:38,836 --> 01:00:40,202
- [Danny] Let's have a word
of prayer to the great lord
1403
01:00:40,204 --> 01:00:42,554
for this bountiful food.
1404
01:00:42,555 --> 01:00:44,905
- Dude, they're going to take
your kidneys and my liver.
1405
01:00:44,908 --> 01:00:47,042
And we're about to eat the
last visitors they had.
1406
01:00:47,044 --> 01:00:48,043
- M-hmm.
1407
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:52,247
- We also thank you for our
visitors
1408
01:00:52,249 --> 01:00:54,883
as you know damn well we don't
get a lot of them out here.
1409
01:00:54,885 --> 01:00:55,751
Amen.
1410
01:00:55,753 --> 01:00:57,152
- Amen.
1411
01:00:57,154 --> 01:00:58,286
- Oh shit.
1412
01:00:58,288 --> 01:00:59,287
Amen.
1413
01:00:59,289 --> 01:01:02,257
- So what brings you two boys
out here
1414
01:01:02,259 --> 01:01:04,726
on a cold night like this?
1415
01:01:05,929 --> 01:01:09,064
You all must be working
on the oil rigs out there.
1416
01:01:09,066 --> 01:01:12,134
Mighty fine work they do out
there.
1417
01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:15,804
- Well actually, we were just,
1418
01:01:15,806 --> 01:01:19,107
we're driving our RV back to
camp
1419
01:01:19,109 --> 01:01:21,043
so we can get back home.
1420
01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:25,447
Yeah, it's been a long
work week, that's for sure.
1421
01:01:25,449 --> 01:01:27,315
- [Woman] Oh, Bobby!
1422
01:01:28,819 --> 01:01:30,852
- Hey Paw, hey Maw.
1423
01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:32,054
- Oh son.
1424
01:01:32,056 --> 01:01:33,455
- I see we got us some visitors.
1425
01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:34,890
- [Woman] Yeah.
1426
01:01:34,892 --> 01:01:36,958
- How you boys doing tonight?
1427
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:38,093
- Ah yellow.
1428
01:01:39,329 --> 01:01:40,328
- Hi.
1429
01:01:41,231 --> 01:01:43,120
- Hey, Bobby.
1430
01:01:43,121 --> 01:01:45,010
These boys here are having
some vehicle problems
1431
01:01:45,011 --> 01:01:46,900
so invited them in for
dinner till you got home.
1432
01:01:46,904 --> 01:01:48,136
What do you boys need?
1433
01:01:48,138 --> 01:01:50,038
Bobby here can fix anything.
1434
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,240
- Well we got a flat tire.
1435
01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:54,209
Don't have a tire iron.
1436
01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:55,877
We do have a spare, though.
1437
01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:58,013
- I got a tire iron
right here in the back.
1438
01:01:58,015 --> 01:02:00,849
I'll grab it, take you boys
back,
1439
01:02:00,851 --> 01:02:03,151
and I'ma help you fix it.
1440
01:02:03,153 --> 01:02:04,686
(laughing)
1441
01:02:04,687 --> 01:02:06,220
- We gotta get the fuck
out of here, like now!
1442
01:02:06,223 --> 01:02:07,222
- I know.
1443
01:02:15,199 --> 01:02:16,865
- Dude, this is gonna be
hilarious.
1444
01:02:16,867 --> 01:02:18,233
I can't wait to see Darcy's
face.
1445
01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:20,068
- I know.
1446
01:02:20,069 --> 01:02:21,902
We'll get those idiots so good.
1447
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:32,948
(eerie ambient music)
1448
01:02:32,950 --> 01:02:35,350
- Dude, I don't think
that's Outlaw and Darcy.
1449
01:02:35,352 --> 01:02:37,052
- What?
1450
01:02:37,054 --> 01:02:38,053
Shit.
1451
01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:45,060
Holy shit, are you seeing this?
1452
01:02:50,868 --> 01:02:53,335
- No way, that's a fucking dude,
dude.
1453
01:02:53,337 --> 01:02:55,103
- We gotta get the fuck out of
here.
1454
01:02:55,105 --> 01:02:56,605
(chanting)
1455
01:02:56,606 --> 01:02:58,106
- Let's get back to the RV, get
Dave
1456
01:02:58,108 --> 01:02:59,508
and then wait for the guys.
1457
01:02:59,509 --> 01:03:00,909
This is none of our fricking
business.
1458
01:03:00,911 --> 01:03:02,561
I don't wanna die out here.
1459
01:03:02,562 --> 01:03:04,212
I still haven't gotten a
soul of chicken dinner yet.
1460
01:03:04,214 --> 01:03:05,380
And there's no revising this
shit.
1461
01:03:05,382 --> 01:03:06,481
(chanting)
1462
01:03:06,483 --> 01:03:08,450
- Hey, I agree 100%.
1463
01:03:08,452 --> 01:03:10,285
- [Both] We gotta go.
1464
01:03:10,287 --> 01:03:11,386
(phone chiming)
1465
01:03:11,387 --> 01:03:12,486
- [Man] Different quadrant nine,
1466
01:03:12,489 --> 01:03:13,822
this is your reminder.
1467
01:03:13,824 --> 01:03:15,457
Your pizza's ready.
1468
01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:17,225
Your pizza's ready.
1469
01:03:28,806 --> 01:03:30,356
(scraping)
1470
01:03:30,357 --> 01:03:31,907
- [Bobby] Just stick to
this iron back here, boys,
1471
01:03:31,909 --> 01:03:33,208
it's a little big.
1472
01:03:33,210 --> 01:03:34,610
(banging)
1473
01:03:34,611 --> 01:03:36,011
- Sharpening that ax.
1474
01:03:37,447 --> 01:03:39,481
(grinding)
1475
01:03:39,483 --> 01:03:40,348
(booming)
1476
01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:42,167
- [Woman] Ooh.
1477
01:03:42,168 --> 01:03:43,985
- [Outlaw] Ah shit, fuck
this, what the fuck Darcy?
1478
01:03:43,987 --> 01:03:45,453
(plates shattering)
1479
01:03:45,455 --> 01:03:48,390
(bashing)
1480
01:03:48,392 --> 01:03:50,859
(panting)
1481
01:03:57,134 --> 01:03:58,466
- [Darcy] Dude.
1482
01:03:59,937 --> 01:04:01,870
- [Outlaw] Oh dude, is it over?
1483
01:04:01,872 --> 01:04:03,488
Is it over?
1484
01:04:03,489 --> 01:04:05,105
- We need to get the fuck out of
here.
1485
01:04:05,108 --> 01:04:06,107
Come on.
1486
01:04:07,878 --> 01:04:09,277
- What the fuck?
1487
01:04:21,992 --> 01:04:22,991
- Oh, oh.
1488
01:04:25,262 --> 01:04:27,996
I'ma kill these motherfuckers.
1489
01:04:32,436 --> 01:04:34,469
You boys can run!
1490
01:04:34,471 --> 01:04:36,271
But you can't hide!
1491
01:04:51,622 --> 01:04:54,289
- Wake the fuck up, Dave, we
gotta go!
1492
01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:55,357
- The fuck?
1493
01:05:03,033 --> 01:05:04,599
Is this dip spit?
1494
01:05:04,601 --> 01:05:06,201
Did you fucking throw dip spit
on me?
1495
01:05:06,203 --> 01:05:07,369
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1496
01:05:07,371 --> 01:05:08,370
- Fuck!
1497
01:05:09,306 --> 01:05:11,239
What the hell, Dave?
1498
01:05:11,241 --> 01:05:13,325
We gotta get the fuck out of
here,
1499
01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:15,410
there's inbreds trying to kill
us!
1500
01:05:18,982 --> 01:05:20,140
- The fuck?
1501
01:05:20,141 --> 01:05:21,299
The guys are in there.
1502
01:05:21,300 --> 01:05:22,458
- [Outlaw] What are we gonna do
now?
1503
01:05:22,459 --> 01:05:23,617
- We're gonna run up in there,
1504
01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:26,421
we're gonna save those pussies.
1505
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,466
- Holy shit, it's you guys.
1506
01:05:38,468 --> 01:05:40,235
- The hell's going on out there,
man?
1507
01:05:40,237 --> 01:05:41,837
We thought you were coming back,
1508
01:05:41,838 --> 01:05:43,438
we went out there to scare you.
1509
01:05:43,439 --> 01:05:45,039
Next thing you know, we
got cults on our asses.
1510
01:05:45,042 --> 01:05:47,042
- They killed someone
right in front of us.
1511
01:05:47,044 --> 01:05:49,577
(knocking)
- Whoa!
1512
01:05:49,579 --> 01:05:51,346
- Come on now.
1513
01:05:51,348 --> 01:05:53,214
I don't know that kind of rabid
ass ideas
1514
01:05:53,216 --> 01:05:54,833
entered your mind,
1515
01:05:54,834 --> 01:05:56,451
but why don't you boys
step on out of the vehicle
1516
01:05:56,453 --> 01:05:58,286
so we can talk?
1517
01:05:58,288 --> 01:05:59,688
- [Jesse] Fuck you man,
you're gonna kill us.
1518
01:05:59,690 --> 01:06:01,356
We ain't doing shit.
1519
01:06:01,358 --> 01:06:04,159
- Now why on earth
would we wanna kill you?
1520
01:06:04,161 --> 01:06:05,660
- [Darcy] The Ozarks, asshole.
1521
01:06:05,662 --> 01:06:07,112
- [Jesse] Yeah we know.
1522
01:06:07,113 --> 01:06:08,563
We saw what you did to
that dude in the woods,
1523
01:06:08,565 --> 01:06:09,631
tied him up.
1524
01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:10,698
That little demon kid slit his
throat.
1525
01:06:10,701 --> 01:06:13,201
(laughing)
1526
01:06:13,203 --> 01:06:15,237
- Well I'll be damned.
1527
01:06:15,238 --> 01:06:17,272
You all are a bunch of funny
fellers.
1528
01:06:17,274 --> 01:06:19,240
That dude you saw strung up?
1529
01:06:19,242 --> 01:06:22,177
That was a boar from tonight's
hunt.
1530
01:06:22,179 --> 01:06:25,981
And that damn demon kid was
my youngest boy Rutabar.
1531
01:06:25,983 --> 01:06:29,451
It was his first kill and
we have a first kill ritual.
1532
01:06:29,453 --> 01:06:32,487
He got to drink the blood of the
boar.
1533
01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:33,989
As far as the Ozarks,
1534
01:06:33,991 --> 01:06:35,690
(laughing)
1535
01:06:35,692 --> 01:06:37,192
ain't your parents ever taught
you
1536
01:06:37,194 --> 01:06:40,095
not to believe in ghost stories?
1537
01:06:40,097 --> 01:06:42,564
All this commotion over that?
1538
01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:46,167
Come on now, we see you got a
flat.
1539
01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:48,103
We got a tire iron here.
1540
01:06:48,105 --> 01:06:50,138
Why don't you boys step
on out of the vehicle,
1541
01:06:50,140 --> 01:06:51,606
throw back some drinks with us
1542
01:06:51,608 --> 01:06:53,274
and we'll get this beater fixed
up
1543
01:06:53,276 --> 01:06:55,477
and send you on your way.
1544
01:07:07,324 --> 01:07:08,790
- Thank god.
1545
01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:11,126
Good thing for you fuckers.
1546
01:07:11,127 --> 01:07:13,461
'Cause I was about to go
apeshit on your asses.
1547
01:07:13,463 --> 01:07:16,131
- I thought we were done for.
1548
01:07:19,803 --> 01:07:22,370
- I don't give a rat's
ass about any of this.
1549
01:07:22,372 --> 01:07:23,371
I'm done!
1550
01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:27,108
Dip spit in the face is
where I draw the line.
1551
01:07:27,110 --> 01:07:29,244
So adios, and have fun on your
random
1552
01:07:29,246 --> 01:07:32,213
road trip of clusterfuckery!
1553
01:07:32,215 --> 01:07:33,948
- [Man] What the hell crawled up
his ass?
1554
01:07:33,949 --> 01:07:35,682
We're about to have a
get-together!
1555
01:07:35,685 --> 01:07:37,902
Come on now, drink up.
1556
01:07:37,903 --> 01:07:40,120
The beer's getting warm but
the moonshine's getting cold.
1557
01:07:40,123 --> 01:07:41,489
Am I right boys?
1558
01:07:41,491 --> 01:07:42,490
Woohoo!
1559
01:07:44,127 --> 01:07:47,362
¶ Wild wild wild west ¶
1560
01:07:48,565 --> 01:07:50,265
- This is freaking awesome.
1561
01:07:50,267 --> 01:07:52,067
Can we do this every year?
1562
01:07:52,069 --> 01:07:53,535
- Sure, Skippy.
1563
01:07:53,537 --> 01:07:55,136
I guess it ain't too bad, huh?
1564
01:07:55,138 --> 01:07:58,106
At least Chris is enjoying
himself.
1565
01:07:58,108 --> 01:08:00,608
- Man, we almost died on this
deal.
1566
01:08:00,610 --> 01:08:01,810
But I can honestly say,
1567
01:08:01,812 --> 01:08:03,611
it's a little bit worth it.
1568
01:08:03,613 --> 01:08:05,480
Hell I can't wait to get back on
the road.
1569
01:08:05,482 --> 01:08:08,516
- Hey, little less deal
talk, little more drinking.
1570
01:08:08,518 --> 01:08:10,385
We need a night off.
1571
01:08:12,856 --> 01:08:14,523
- Aah!
1572
01:08:14,524 --> 01:08:16,191
¶ Wild wild wild west ¶
1573
01:08:16,193 --> 01:08:17,425
¶ Wikky-Wah-Wah ¶
1574
01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:19,160
¶ Wikky-Wah-Wah ¶
1575
01:08:19,162 --> 01:08:22,464
¶ Wild wild wild west ¶
1576
01:08:22,466 --> 01:08:25,233
¶ Wikky-Wild wild west ¶
1577
01:08:25,235 --> 01:08:26,685
¶ I'm from the '90s ¶
1578
01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:28,136
¶ Diamond Rio and High-C ¶
1579
01:08:28,138 --> 01:08:31,406
¶ Wait, 90's, Alan
Jackson and pine trees ¶
1580
01:08:31,408 --> 01:08:33,041
¶ Wait wait wait, '90s ¶
1581
01:08:33,042 --> 01:08:34,675
¶ Shania Twain and Swiss cheese
¶
1582
01:08:34,678 --> 01:08:36,395
¶ Shit, wait ¶
1583
01:08:36,396 --> 01:08:38,113
¶ '90s, Dixie Chicks and 98
Degrees ¶
1584
01:08:38,115 --> 01:08:39,681
¶ Wait wait wait ¶
1585
01:08:39,683 --> 01:08:41,216
¶ I met George Strait ¶
1586
01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:42,517
¶ Please don't get irate ¶
1587
01:08:42,519 --> 01:08:44,385
¶ I made an honest mistake ¶
1588
01:08:44,387 --> 01:08:46,321
- Hey, watch this.
1589
01:08:46,323 --> 01:08:49,257
Who the fuck thinks they can
outdrink me?
1590
01:08:49,259 --> 01:08:50,859
I'm a drinking god!
1591
01:08:52,896 --> 01:08:54,462
Nobody?
1592
01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,131
That's what I thought, huh.
1593
01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:58,633
- [Darcy] I guess the Ozarks
ain't shit.
1594
01:08:58,635 --> 01:08:59,634
- Nope.
1595
01:09:01,404 --> 01:09:04,439
- All right boys, looks like
we got ourselves a drinker!
1596
01:09:04,441 --> 01:09:07,375
These pussy ass bitches
think they can outdrink us?
1597
01:09:07,377 --> 01:09:09,310
BeersCo, get in here.
1598
01:09:10,914 --> 01:09:13,448
- You really think you
can outdrink the south,
1599
01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:15,483
you sloppy soy boy fatass?
1600
01:09:15,485 --> 01:09:17,002
(laughing)
1601
01:09:17,003 --> 01:09:18,520
- [Darcy] All right, let's
get this thing going,
1602
01:09:18,522 --> 01:09:19,521
you guys ready?
1603
01:09:19,523 --> 01:09:20,622
All right!
1604
01:09:20,624 --> 01:09:22,423
When I say go.
1605
01:09:22,425 --> 01:09:23,424
And go!
1606
01:09:24,528 --> 01:09:25,527
- [Chris] Come on Jesse!
1607
01:09:25,529 --> 01:09:26,394
Come on, come on!
1608
01:09:26,396 --> 01:09:27,428
- Chug it!
1609
01:09:27,430 --> 01:09:28,463
Chug it, dude!
1610
01:09:28,465 --> 01:09:29,330
(spitting)
1611
01:09:29,332 --> 01:09:30,465
- [All] Aww!
1612
01:09:33,703 --> 01:09:35,687
- Yellow, what's cracking,
mother truckers hey!
1613
01:09:35,688 --> 01:09:37,672
We are here in the south
partying with these
1614
01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,457
crazy Southern folks.
1615
01:09:39,458 --> 01:09:41,241
They are crazy much, I tell you
what.
1616
01:09:41,244 --> 01:09:42,777
I'll check back with you guys in
a bit.
1617
01:09:42,779 --> 01:09:44,279
I gotta go.
1618
01:09:44,281 --> 01:09:45,813
Yes, I do have a girlfriend.
1619
01:09:45,815 --> 01:09:49,484
And no, I don't go both ways,
okay?
1620
01:09:49,486 --> 01:09:50,897
Hey Darcy.
1621
01:09:50,898 --> 01:09:52,309
When do you think we're
gonna get outta here?
1622
01:09:52,310 --> 01:09:53,721
(gunshot firing)
1623
01:09:53,723 --> 01:09:56,591
(tense music)
1624
01:09:56,593 --> 01:09:58,760
- We got ourselves a problem
here, boys.
1625
01:09:58,762 --> 01:10:00,595
- [Outlaw] Oh that does not look
good.
1626
01:10:00,597 --> 01:10:03,464
Chris, let's go, let's go.
1627
01:10:03,466 --> 01:10:05,800
- It seems as if we got
some snakes in our grass.
1628
01:10:05,802 --> 01:10:08,336
There are some outsiders down
here.
1629
01:10:08,338 --> 01:10:09,671
They're not here on good terms.
1630
01:10:09,673 --> 01:10:11,339
They done knocked out Ma, Pa,
1631
01:10:11,341 --> 01:10:13,325
they're up there hunched over
1632
01:10:13,326 --> 01:10:15,310
with welts on their face
bigger than a Georgia Peach.
1633
01:10:15,312 --> 01:10:16,311
- Jesse!
1634
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:18,546
- Holy shit!
1635
01:10:18,547 --> 01:10:19,813
- Hey, that's that
mothertrucker right there!
1636
01:10:19,816 --> 01:10:21,683
- Run, fatass!
1637
01:10:21,684 --> 01:10:23,551
(ominous orchestral music)
1638
01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:26,287
(RV starting)
1639
01:10:27,257 --> 01:10:28,840
- Fuck you, bitch!
1640
01:10:28,841 --> 01:10:30,424
- [Man] I'm gonna kill
you sons of bitches!
1641
01:10:30,427 --> 01:10:32,994
Stop the RV, come back and
fight, sissies!
1642
01:10:32,996 --> 01:10:36,531
(upbeat country music)
1643
01:10:40,303 --> 01:10:41,536
- So, this is it, huh?
1644
01:10:41,538 --> 01:10:43,538
We made it, holy shit.
1645
01:10:44,407 --> 01:10:45,873
- Yeah, let's hope so, man.
1646
01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:47,775
It's been a long time coming.
1647
01:10:47,777 --> 01:10:49,877
It's like this is our big break.
1648
01:10:49,879 --> 01:10:51,412
Been struggling for so long
1649
01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:52,946
to get MudJug off the ground,
Chris.
1650
01:10:52,949 --> 01:10:55,683
Things are finally starting to
pay off.
1651
01:10:55,685 --> 01:10:56,801
- I hear you, man.
1652
01:10:56,802 --> 01:10:57,918
Feels good knowing that we're
that close
1653
01:10:57,921 --> 01:11:00,238
to our big win.
1654
01:11:00,239 --> 01:11:02,556
Too bad we couldn't have found
a better group of douchebags.
1655
01:11:02,559 --> 01:11:04,743
- I wouldn't have wanted to done
this deal
1656
01:11:04,744 --> 01:11:06,928
with any other douchebags
in the entire world, buddy.
1657
01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:08,630
- We're some badass ones too.
1658
01:11:08,632 --> 01:11:10,565
I mean we got chased by rednecks
1659
01:11:10,567 --> 01:11:12,533
not once, but twice.
1660
01:11:12,535 --> 01:11:14,435
We broke into a mob hideout.
1661
01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:16,571
Nearly raped by trannies,
1662
01:11:16,573 --> 01:11:20,575
and you, knocking out
that family of inbreds.
1663
01:11:20,577 --> 01:11:22,010
- I had no choice, dude,
1664
01:11:22,012 --> 01:11:23,945
considering the circumstances.
1665
01:11:23,947 --> 01:11:26,481
Damn, we are some badasses.
1666
01:11:27,017 --> 01:11:28,483
- Yes, we are.
1667
01:11:29,986 --> 01:11:31,686
- Hey, sleeping beauties.
1668
01:11:31,688 --> 01:11:34,722
We're pulling over to get some
grub.
1669
01:11:34,724 --> 01:11:37,592
And I need to make a phone call.
1670
01:11:45,735 --> 01:11:46,901
- [Cyrus] Yeah, it's Cyrus.
1671
01:11:46,903 --> 01:11:48,620
- Yo Cyrus, it's Darcy.
1672
01:11:48,621 --> 01:11:50,338
Hey man, we're about an hour
out.
1673
01:11:50,340 --> 01:11:51,572
Just wanna make sure we're on
1674
01:11:51,574 --> 01:11:53,691
for tonight at eight p.m.
1675
01:11:53,692 --> 01:11:55,809
- [Cyrus] When I say eight
p.m., I mean eight p.m.
1676
01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:57,512
No later, no earlier.
1677
01:11:57,514 --> 01:11:59,347
I've been looking forward to
meeting
1678
01:11:59,349 --> 01:12:01,349
Mr. Compton himself.
1679
01:12:01,351 --> 01:12:03,134
- Should be a good night.
1680
01:12:03,135 --> 01:12:04,918
I'm pretty juiced to meet
up and get this thing going.
1681
01:12:04,921 --> 01:12:06,621
- [Cyrus] Well see you on the
dip side.
1682
01:12:06,623 --> 01:12:08,489
- Roger, you got it.
1683
01:12:12,762 --> 01:12:16,831
- Dude, get the fuck in
here, the money's gone!
1684
01:12:19,469 --> 01:12:22,103
- The fuck you talking about,
asshole?
1685
01:12:22,105 --> 01:12:23,971
The hell's going on in here,
man?
1686
01:12:23,973 --> 01:12:25,490
- I don't know.
1687
01:12:25,491 --> 01:12:27,008
We were getting ready, came back
in here
1688
01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:29,577
to grab my Mudjug and the money
was gone.
1689
01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:31,045
We searched the RV everywhere.
1690
01:12:31,047 --> 01:12:32,347
It's gone!
1691
01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:33,648
- Betcha it was one of them
rednecks.
1692
01:12:33,650 --> 01:12:35,316
- Fuck!
1693
01:12:35,317 --> 01:12:36,983
Every fucking time, so close!
1694
01:12:36,986 --> 01:12:38,619
This is bullshit!
1695
01:12:38,621 --> 01:12:39,954
- Chill, we should all just calm
down.
1696
01:12:39,956 --> 01:12:42,023
Let's get our shit together
here.
1697
01:12:42,025 --> 01:12:43,024
- I heard that.
1698
01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:44,859
I need to eat something.
1699
01:12:44,861 --> 01:12:48,863
(light acoustic guitar music)
1700
01:12:49,766 --> 01:12:51,666
(sighing)
1701
01:12:51,668 --> 01:12:52,967
- So what's the plan?
1702
01:12:52,969 --> 01:12:54,936
We're still doing this, right?
1703
01:12:54,938 --> 01:12:56,838
- We don't have any
fricking money, Outlaw.
1704
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:58,106
Unless you wanna empty your bank
account,
1705
01:12:58,108 --> 01:12:59,841
we're all screwed.
1706
01:13:01,644 --> 01:13:03,945
- Come on guys, let's
figure out our options here.
1707
01:13:03,947 --> 01:13:06,814
We came too far, too damn close.
1708
01:13:08,118 --> 01:13:10,618
Hey Darcy, what are you
thinking, man?
1709
01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:11,986
Yo Darce, Darcy?
1710
01:13:13,656 --> 01:13:15,056
Darce?
1711
01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:16,691
- [Darcy] I got nothing, boys.
1712
01:13:16,693 --> 01:13:18,493
I think we're done.
1713
01:13:22,966 --> 01:13:24,749
- Well, I'm out.
1714
01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:26,533
I'll pull my cards and leave
while I can.
1715
01:13:26,536 --> 01:13:29,103
Sorry Darcy, I just can't do it
anymore.
1716
01:13:29,105 --> 01:13:32,040
If anybody wants to go home,
1717
01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:34,976
I'm about to get up the bus
and wallow in my sorrow.
1718
01:13:41,885 --> 01:13:44,552
- Well, sorry boys, we tried.
1719
01:13:48,691 --> 01:13:51,092
We really did try.
1720
01:13:51,093 --> 01:13:53,494
- [Darcy] Probably gonna
leave now too, I guess, huh?
1721
01:13:53,496 --> 01:13:56,798
- You know, you taught me a lot,
man.
1722
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:59,066
You helped me when I was down.
1723
01:13:59,068 --> 01:14:01,903
You were there for me when shit
was rough.
1724
01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:04,906
You've taught me self control.
1725
01:14:04,908 --> 01:14:07,608
But the most important
thing you've taught me
1726
01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:10,978
is when to pull your cards
and take what you've got.
1727
01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:13,681
I think it's time for
me to take what I've got
1728
01:14:13,683 --> 01:14:15,950
and go with it, man.
1729
01:14:15,952 --> 01:14:17,885
I'm sorry, brother.
1730
01:14:17,887 --> 01:14:19,754
But I wanna go home.
1731
01:14:20,824 --> 01:14:22,757
- I'll meet up with you guys
later.
1732
01:14:22,759 --> 01:14:25,560
Let me unload this RV somewhere
first.
1733
01:14:25,562 --> 01:14:27,895
Fuck it, man, that thing
was our kryptonite.
1734
01:14:27,897 --> 01:14:29,397
We should have never partied,
1735
01:14:29,398 --> 01:14:30,898
we should have just focused on
the deal.
1736
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:32,767
And that's my fault.
1737
01:14:34,504 --> 01:14:37,905
(phone ringing)
1738
01:14:37,907 --> 01:14:38,906
Hello.
1739
01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:41,025
- [Man] Your journey's not over
yet,
1740
01:14:41,026 --> 01:14:43,143
you got one more hand to play.
1741
01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:44,912
Hard times, huh, oh well,
1742
01:14:44,914 --> 01:14:46,948
I just happen to know
where your money is at
1743
01:14:46,950 --> 01:14:48,500
and how you can get it back.
1744
01:14:48,501 --> 01:14:50,051
And again, I'm gonna text you
the address.
1745
01:14:50,053 --> 01:14:51,786
Follow this to get your money.
1746
01:14:51,788 --> 01:14:53,654
And you're welcome.
1747
01:14:53,656 --> 01:14:56,157
- Wait, who the fuck is this?
1748
01:14:56,159 --> 01:14:57,024
- [Chris] Who's that?
1749
01:14:57,026 --> 01:14:57,892
- Hello?
1750
01:14:57,894 --> 01:14:58,776
- Who is that?
1751
01:14:58,777 --> 01:14:59,659
Is everything cool?
1752
01:14:59,662 --> 01:15:00,595
(phone chiming)
1753
01:15:00,597 --> 01:15:02,129
- Shit, man.
1754
01:15:02,131 --> 01:15:03,898
You know how the universe works,
1755
01:15:03,900 --> 01:15:05,666
everything happens for a reason?
1756
01:15:05,668 --> 01:15:06,767
- The hell you're talking about,
man?
1757
01:15:06,769 --> 01:15:08,069
You're sounding crazy.
1758
01:15:08,071 --> 01:15:10,571
Let's go home, dude.
1759
01:15:10,573 --> 01:15:13,230
We're done.
1760
01:15:13,231 --> 01:15:15,888
- Well we just got another
break.
1761
01:15:15,889 --> 01:15:18,546
The guy on the phone told me
that our money's still here.
1762
01:15:19,916 --> 01:15:22,250
(knocking)
1763
01:15:24,621 --> 01:15:26,888
(laughing)
- Great.
1764
01:15:26,890 --> 01:15:28,434
- [Outlaw] What's up?
1765
01:15:28,435 --> 01:15:29,979
We're about to hoover to the bus
station.
1766
01:15:29,980 --> 01:15:31,524
- Well, I just got
another random phone call,
1767
01:15:31,528 --> 01:15:32,894
saying if we want our money back
1768
01:15:32,896 --> 01:15:35,263
to go to this address.
1769
01:15:35,265 --> 01:15:38,799
(upbeat country music)
1770
01:15:40,803 --> 01:15:42,670
- Man, do you really
think our money is there?
1771
01:15:42,672 --> 01:15:44,772
We already lost it once.
1772
01:15:44,773 --> 01:15:46,873
What the hell are the odds of
getting our shit back again?
1773
01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:48,876
- Yeah it sounds like a total
setup, dude.
1774
01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:50,912
- Hey, it's the only
card we got left to play.
1775
01:15:50,914 --> 01:15:53,014
Besides, what's the
worst that could happen?
1776
01:15:53,016 --> 01:15:55,816
It's not like your ass got
a hot date waiting for you.
1777
01:15:55,818 --> 01:15:58,286
- Hey, pitch a right up here.
1778
01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:00,888
I think this is it.
1779
01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:20,107
(flies buzzing)
1780
01:16:26,182 --> 01:16:28,583
- The hell is this place?
1781
01:16:29,185 --> 01:16:31,252
- Is this a sex dungeon?
1782
01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:33,187
- It does smell like
leather and latex, huh?
1783
01:16:33,189 --> 01:16:36,057
- [Darcy] Hey, stop fucking
around and find a light switch.
1784
01:16:36,059 --> 01:16:38,960
- [Jesse] Hold on, I
think I got something.
1785
01:16:38,962 --> 01:16:41,996
(thudding)
- Aw.
1786
01:16:41,998 --> 01:16:44,732
What the hell, is that Dave?
1787
01:16:44,734 --> 01:16:47,235
- Guys, is that you?
1788
01:16:47,236 --> 01:16:49,737
Guys please, you gotta let
me out of here, please.
1789
01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:50,605
- Fuck you, Dave!
1790
01:16:50,607 --> 01:16:52,173
(grunting)
1791
01:16:52,174 --> 01:16:53,740
- What the hell are you
doing with our money?
1792
01:16:53,743 --> 01:16:55,043
- Ah, your money?
1793
01:16:55,044 --> 01:16:56,344
You can have your money, please.
1794
01:16:56,346 --> 01:16:57,845
The guy who tied me up is crazy.
1795
01:16:57,847 --> 01:16:59,347
He's gonna kill me!
1796
01:16:59,349 --> 01:17:01,549
- Why the fuck would you take
our money?
1797
01:17:01,550 --> 01:17:03,750
You're supposed to be a
veteran, an American hero!
1798
01:17:03,753 --> 01:17:05,236
We trusted you!
1799
01:17:05,237 --> 01:17:06,720
- No man, I'm sorry, no I'm not
a veteran.
1800
01:17:06,723 --> 01:17:08,990
I didn't even make it past ROTC!
1801
01:17:08,992 --> 01:17:11,759
I couldn't stop beating my
tallywhacker, I'm sorry.
1802
01:17:11,761 --> 01:17:13,728
- Stolen valor, motherfucker!
1803
01:17:13,730 --> 01:17:15,396
(grunting)
1804
01:17:15,398 --> 01:17:17,398
- You know what, leave him tied
up
1805
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:19,233
to be eaten by the dogs.
1806
01:17:19,235 --> 01:17:21,235
You're a lucky man, Dave.
1807
01:17:21,237 --> 01:17:22,870
You have no idea what I
would have done to you
1808
01:17:22,872 --> 01:17:24,255
five years ago!
1809
01:17:24,256 --> 01:17:25,639
Let's get the fuck out of here,
boys.
1810
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:27,023
We got a deal to make!
1811
01:17:27,024 --> 01:17:28,407
- Guys please, no please.
1812
01:17:28,411 --> 01:17:29,710
Please, Jesse.
1813
01:17:29,712 --> 01:17:30,378
Please, no.
1814
01:17:30,380 --> 01:17:32,780
(screaming)
1815
01:17:32,782 --> 01:17:34,048
Jesse, please!
1816
01:17:35,752 --> 01:17:36,751
Please!
1817
01:17:37,787 --> 01:17:38,886
Untie my right hand?
1818
01:17:38,888 --> 01:17:41,756
- [Jesse] Fuck you, Dave!
1819
01:17:41,758 --> 01:17:44,925
(upbeat rock music)
1820
01:17:44,927 --> 01:17:46,827
- Holy shit, I didn't believe
the money
1821
01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:48,429
would actually be there.
1822
01:17:48,431 --> 01:17:49,964
Who was that dude who texted
you?
1823
01:17:49,966 --> 01:17:52,033
- I don't know, man, and I don't
care.
1824
01:17:52,035 --> 01:17:53,234
We got our money back
1825
01:17:53,236 --> 01:17:55,770
and that's all that matters.
1826
01:17:55,772 --> 01:17:57,372
- So what's the details?
1827
01:17:57,373 --> 01:17:58,973
What else we gotta know about
this deal?
1828
01:17:58,975 --> 01:18:02,109
- The details are we show
up, we drop the dough,
1829
01:18:02,111 --> 01:18:05,112
we grab our dip and we skip
town.
1830
01:18:05,114 --> 01:18:07,014
What other details do you need?
1831
01:18:07,015 --> 01:18:08,915
Should we stop off and
buy him a dozen roses?
1832
01:18:08,918 --> 01:18:11,419
Maybe a box of chocolates
too while we're at it?
1833
01:18:11,421 --> 01:18:12,953
- Oh, chocolates?
1834
01:18:12,955 --> 01:18:13,954
I'm down.
1835
01:18:16,192 --> 01:18:19,860
(tense electronic music)
1836
01:19:01,037 --> 01:19:04,939
- Hey man, we're here for
Cyrus to pick up an order?
1837
01:19:04,941 --> 01:19:08,008
- Just wait here and shut the
fuck up.
1838
01:19:08,010 --> 01:19:09,210
They're here.
1839
01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:13,447
- The hell did he get us into?
1840
01:19:13,449 --> 01:19:15,116
- This does not look good.
1841
01:19:15,118 --> 01:19:17,518
- He just told Darcy to shut the
fuck up.
1842
01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:19,220
- Glad you can make it.
1843
01:19:19,222 --> 01:19:20,488
Right on time.
1844
01:19:21,491 --> 01:19:23,090
I dig that shit.
1845
01:19:24,393 --> 01:19:26,160
What the fuck are you doing with
that RV?
1846
01:19:26,162 --> 01:19:28,196
- Yeah man, sorry.
1847
01:19:28,197 --> 01:19:30,231
It's the best I could
do on such short notice.
1848
01:19:30,233 --> 01:19:32,767
But I think we can pack the shit
in there.
1849
01:19:32,769 --> 01:19:35,369
- All right, where's the money?
1850
01:19:36,139 --> 01:19:38,139
- I got it right here.
1851
01:19:39,308 --> 01:19:40,641
- Perfect.
1852
01:19:40,642 --> 01:19:41,975
Joel, check it up, make sure
it's fine
1853
01:19:41,978 --> 01:19:44,779
while I make my way down there.
1854
01:19:55,158 --> 01:19:56,223
They mean business?
1855
01:19:56,225 --> 01:19:57,925
- Yeah, it's all there.
1856
01:19:57,927 --> 01:19:59,393
- Good.
1857
01:19:59,395 --> 01:20:00,561
I like you.
1858
01:20:00,563 --> 01:20:02,380
I like you a lot.
1859
01:20:02,381 --> 01:20:04,198
You see how this man does
business?
1860
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:07,067
Straight cut and to the point.
1861
01:20:07,069 --> 01:20:11,238
First, you three need
to step the fuck back.
1862
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:12,373
This doesn't concern you.
1863
01:20:17,246 --> 01:20:19,480
Now this is how it shall always
be.
1864
01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:22,249
You give me my money I
give you your product.
1865
01:20:22,251 --> 01:20:24,018
See how easy that was?
1866
01:20:24,020 --> 01:20:26,921
Darcy here is a true
businessman.
1867
01:20:26,923 --> 01:20:30,191
I think we can all learn
from this endeavor.
1868
01:20:30,193 --> 01:20:31,525
Do you wanna see your product?
1869
01:20:31,527 --> 01:20:33,044
- Of course.
1870
01:20:33,045 --> 01:20:34,562
I hear it's some good shit.
1871
01:20:34,564 --> 01:20:38,232
- Straight off of the fields of
Kentucky.
1872
01:20:49,445 --> 01:20:52,346
- Wow man, that is some good
shit.
1873
01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:54,415
My boys here, they're my
partners.
1874
01:20:54,417 --> 01:20:57,051
They'll be handling
logistics moving forward.
1875
01:20:57,053 --> 01:20:58,953
I'm gonna share this with them
real quick.
1876
01:20:58,955 --> 01:21:00,644
- Take your time.
1877
01:21:00,645 --> 01:21:02,334
We're almost done filling them
boxes
1878
01:21:02,335 --> 01:21:04,024
and then we'll start loading
them up.
1879
01:21:04,026 --> 01:21:06,327
Wait a second, Darcy.
1880
01:21:06,329 --> 01:21:08,262
I wanna ask you a little favor.
1881
01:21:08,264 --> 01:21:10,598
I'll be sure to make it worth
your while.
1882
01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:12,433
- What kind of favor are we
talking?
1883
01:21:12,435 --> 01:21:14,802
- Nothing too big.
1884
01:21:14,803 --> 01:21:17,170
Something you could definitely
handle.
1885
01:21:18,474 --> 01:21:21,175
I just need you to take
that pallet over there
1886
01:21:21,177 --> 01:21:23,110
to a buddy of mine in Arizona.
1887
01:21:23,112 --> 01:21:24,311
- What is it?
1888
01:21:25,915 --> 01:21:28,382
- Just behind schedule
inventory.
1889
01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:31,652
(phone chiming)
1890
01:21:31,654 --> 01:21:33,187
- What's in the boxes?
1891
01:21:33,189 --> 01:21:34,588
- Just more dip.
1892
01:21:34,590 --> 01:21:38,058
I really need you to do me
this little favor, Darcy.
1893
01:21:38,060 --> 01:21:39,960
I mean, you're a business
man, you understand.
1894
01:21:39,962 --> 01:21:43,163
(phone chiming)
1895
01:21:43,165 --> 01:21:44,932
- [Darcy] Can I at least see
what's in the fucking boxes?
1896
01:21:44,934 --> 01:21:46,400
- Who the fuck keeps texting
you?
1897
01:21:46,402 --> 01:21:48,535
We're doing a deal here.
1898
01:21:49,572 --> 01:21:52,106
(clanging)
1899
01:21:52,642 --> 01:21:54,642
Ah damn.
1900
01:21:54,643 --> 01:21:56,643
You really gone and wasted
some perfectly good product.
1901
01:21:56,646 --> 01:21:58,145
You weren't supposed to see
that.
1902
01:21:58,147 --> 01:22:00,114
- Hey, hey, hey, listen.
1903
01:22:00,116 --> 01:22:02,249
We're just here to get the dip.
1904
01:22:02,251 --> 01:22:04,385
We don't care what else you're
into.
1905
01:22:04,387 --> 01:22:06,654
Just take the money, we'll take
the dip
1906
01:22:06,656 --> 01:22:09,990
and pretend like we never saw
anything.
1907
01:22:09,992 --> 01:22:13,127
- I wish it were that simple.
1908
01:22:13,129 --> 01:22:15,062
Who the fuck are you talking to?
1909
01:22:15,064 --> 01:22:16,831
- I don't know, man.
1910
01:22:16,832 --> 01:22:18,599
I just keep getting random
texts and random calls.
1911
01:22:18,601 --> 01:22:21,035
Thought it was a wrong number.
1912
01:22:21,037 --> 01:22:23,637
- You really think you
can do a one over on me?
1913
01:22:23,639 --> 01:22:25,606
You got three seconds to tell me
1914
01:22:25,607 --> 01:22:27,574
what the fuck you're really
doing here!
1915
01:22:27,576 --> 01:22:28,575
One, two!
1916
01:22:30,379 --> 01:22:34,114
- DEA, everyone put your guns
down.
1917
01:22:34,116 --> 01:22:35,549
Everyone put your guns down now
1918
01:22:35,551 --> 01:22:37,584
or we open fire!
1919
01:22:37,586 --> 01:22:40,654
I repeat, everybody put
your fucking guns down!
1920
01:22:40,656 --> 01:22:42,289
- We all know how this turns
out.
1921
01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:44,291
(guns firing)
1922
01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:49,430
- [Chris] Go, go!
(suspenseful orchestral music)
1923
01:23:00,142 --> 01:23:05,279
(gun firing)
(siren wailing)
1924
01:23:10,353 --> 01:23:11,485
- [Jesse] Gate.
1925
01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:12,753
Open the gate!
1926
01:23:16,525 --> 01:23:18,025
- Hey, there's those
motherfuckers right there!
1927
01:23:18,027 --> 01:23:19,026
Fuck them!
1928
01:23:21,330 --> 01:23:24,431
- Fuck, we're cornered, get
under the fucking truck.
1929
01:23:24,433 --> 01:23:27,167
(guns firing)
1930
01:23:32,174 --> 01:23:34,508
(grunting)
1931
01:23:36,579 --> 01:23:39,313
(guns firing)
1932
01:23:56,432 --> 01:23:58,098
Oh god boys, I think this is it.
1933
01:23:58,100 --> 01:23:59,400
- What do you mean this is it?
1934
01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:00,418
(gunshots firing)
1935
01:24:00,419 --> 01:24:01,435
How the fuck did this happen?
1936
01:24:01,437 --> 01:24:02,569
- [All] Oh, shit!
1937
01:24:02,571 --> 01:24:03,704
- What the fuck, Darcy?
1938
01:24:03,706 --> 01:24:05,456
- Holy shit!
1939
01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:07,207
- What's the worst that
can happen, right Darcy?
1940
01:24:07,209 --> 01:24:08,575
(guns firing)
1941
01:24:08,577 --> 01:24:10,077
Where the hell's he going?
1942
01:24:10,079 --> 01:24:11,078
What dude?
1943
01:24:15,351 --> 01:24:17,818
(gun firing)
1944
01:24:19,255 --> 01:24:20,587
- Motherfucker!
1945
01:24:21,690 --> 01:24:25,359
(grand orchestral music)
1946
01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:30,497
- Take that dick, you
cocksucker!
1947
01:24:37,273 --> 01:24:39,796
- Clear.
1948
01:24:39,797 --> 01:24:42,320
(siren wailing)
(police radio chattering)
1949
01:24:42,321 --> 01:24:44,844
Well, looks like you guys
handled yourselves pretty well.
1950
01:24:44,847 --> 01:24:46,246
- Wait a second.
1951
01:24:46,248 --> 01:24:47,648
You're the fuck from the bar!
1952
01:24:47,650 --> 01:24:50,484
- Okay, I'll take that, cowboy,
thank you.
1953
01:24:50,486 --> 01:24:52,153
- Oh.
1954
01:24:52,154 --> 01:24:53,821
You helped us get our money back
in Vegas.
1955
01:24:53,823 --> 01:24:56,590
- What the hell man, you dirty
bitch.
1956
01:24:56,592 --> 01:24:58,459
- What can I say, I just
needed a little help
1957
01:24:58,461 --> 01:25:00,194
catching this guy.
1958
01:25:00,196 --> 01:25:02,162
Look I didn't expect it to go
this far.
1959
01:25:02,164 --> 01:25:04,765
I had no idea an RV could go
that fast.
1960
01:25:04,767 --> 01:25:06,100
We're just trying to figure out
1961
01:25:06,102 --> 01:25:07,818
where they package the stuff.
1962
01:25:07,819 --> 01:25:09,535
- What the fuck man, you used
us, again!
1963
01:25:09,538 --> 01:25:10,838
We almost died!
1964
01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:12,707
- Ah, you didn't almost die.
1965
01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:14,575
We were watching you the
whole time, you were fine.
1966
01:25:14,577 --> 01:25:17,211
This guy and his crew have
been doing the same thing
1967
01:25:17,213 --> 01:25:20,114
for years, running drugs
through legitimate businesses.
1968
01:25:20,116 --> 01:25:22,649
And now their new deal is
apparently smuggling heroin
1969
01:25:22,651 --> 01:25:24,351
in dip cans.
1970
01:25:24,353 --> 01:25:26,553
That little favor you
were gonna do for Cyrus
1971
01:25:26,555 --> 01:25:30,824
is worth about 26 million
dollars on the streets.
1972
01:25:30,826 --> 01:25:32,593
And he was just gonna turn
around and do it again
1973
01:25:32,595 --> 01:25:35,362
because the dip always comes
back to him.
1974
01:25:35,364 --> 01:25:37,431
And you guys, well, you were
gonna wind up
1975
01:25:37,433 --> 01:25:38,832
with four holes.
1976
01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:42,069
- Well shit.
1977
01:25:42,070 --> 01:25:43,837
Good to know law enforcement's
doing their fucking job.
1978
01:25:43,839 --> 01:25:45,339
- What the fuck, Darcy?
- Ow, shit.
1979
01:25:45,341 --> 01:25:47,741
- This guy is fucking dead!
1980
01:25:47,743 --> 01:25:48,742
Whoo.
1981
01:25:48,744 --> 01:25:51,545
- What the hell are we gonna do?
1982
01:25:51,547 --> 01:25:54,248
I just wanna grab my dip, get in
the RV
1983
01:25:54,250 --> 01:25:55,966
and go the fuck home!
1984
01:25:55,967 --> 01:25:57,683
- Can I get this fucking
bullet out of my arm first?
1985
01:25:57,686 --> 01:25:59,820
- We'll get that bullet out of
your arm.
1986
01:25:59,822 --> 01:26:02,756
About that dip, I got bad news
for you.
1987
01:26:02,758 --> 01:26:04,358
I know you guys have been
through a lot
1988
01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:05,759
but unfortunately, we're gonna
have
1989
01:26:05,761 --> 01:26:07,628
to confiscate the dip.
1990
01:26:07,630 --> 01:26:09,213
(all groaning)
1991
01:26:09,214 --> 01:26:10,797
It's now considered a Federal
crime scene
1992
01:26:10,799 --> 01:26:11,798
and that's evidence.
1993
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:13,700
So look, I'm sorry.
1994
01:26:13,702 --> 01:26:15,502
- This is bullshit!
1995
01:26:16,672 --> 01:26:18,372
- Tell you what I'm gonna do.
1996
01:26:18,374 --> 01:26:20,474
When all this is over,
1997
01:26:20,476 --> 01:26:22,709
I will pay you guys a visit.
1998
01:26:22,711 --> 01:26:26,213
Your country owes you a debt of
gratitude.
1999
01:26:26,215 --> 01:26:29,950
All right, come on,
let's get you patched up.
2000
01:26:35,558 --> 01:26:37,224
- So I know it's been a few
months, boys,
2001
01:26:37,226 --> 01:26:39,293
but I'm glad you made it back
here.
2002
01:26:39,295 --> 01:26:41,128
- Ah, yeah.
2003
01:26:41,129 --> 01:26:42,962
Needed some time to cool
off from that damn dip run.
2004
01:26:42,963 --> 01:26:44,796
- Yeah, it's good to
be back with you guys.
2005
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:46,633
Let's party.
2006
01:26:46,634 --> 01:26:48,467
- Hey, as long as it's not
transfusion night, I'm down.
2007
01:26:48,470 --> 01:26:50,304
- Fuck that place.
2008
01:26:50,306 --> 01:26:52,339
Right, let's just keep it low
key,
2009
01:26:52,341 --> 01:26:53,774
have a few beers in my backyard.
2010
01:26:53,776 --> 01:26:57,344
No road trips for a while, boys.
2011
01:26:57,346 --> 01:27:00,280
(phone chiming)
2012
01:27:00,282 --> 01:27:01,281
Oh, shit.
2013
01:27:02,418 --> 01:27:04,251
Listen to this text.
2014
01:27:04,253 --> 01:27:05,652
"Don't go nowhere.
2015
01:27:05,654 --> 01:27:07,221
"I'm still listening."
2016
01:27:07,223 --> 01:27:07,888
Sorry.
2017
01:27:07,890 --> 01:27:09,145
- Ah shit.
2018
01:27:09,146 --> 01:27:10,401
I knew they were still listening
in.
2019
01:27:10,402 --> 01:27:11,657
- Is that that asshole DEA agent
again?
2020
01:27:11,660 --> 01:27:13,076
- Oh hell no.
2021
01:27:13,077 --> 01:27:14,493
I'd rather do the opposite
of what that guy says.
2022
01:27:14,496 --> 01:27:15,495
I'm out.
2023
01:27:18,434 --> 01:27:20,734
- Whoah, where do you
think you're going, cowboy?
2024
01:27:20,736 --> 01:27:21,668
- What?
2025
01:27:21,670 --> 01:27:23,153
What the?
2026
01:27:23,154 --> 01:27:24,637
- Oh, look at you guys.
2027
01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:26,640
So great to see that you're
all back together again.
2028
01:27:26,642 --> 01:27:29,943
But then again I knew
that, that's why I'm here.
2029
01:27:29,945 --> 01:27:31,612
Why don't you have a seat?
2030
01:27:31,614 --> 01:27:32,913
- [Darcy] What's bring you out
here?
2031
01:27:32,915 --> 01:27:33,981
Our dip run days are over.
2032
01:27:33,983 --> 01:27:35,683
- I know, I know.
2033
01:27:35,684 --> 01:27:37,384
And believe me, I won't take
up too much of your time.
2034
01:27:37,386 --> 01:27:39,019
I know you're all eager to have
beer
2035
01:27:39,021 --> 01:27:40,654
in Darcy's backyard.
2036
01:27:40,656 --> 01:27:42,856
The bust that you helped us with
2037
01:27:42,858 --> 01:27:46,293
helped us to locate the
main distribution hub
2038
01:27:46,295 --> 01:27:48,979
of 22 states.
2039
01:27:48,980 --> 01:27:51,664
The Federal Government
confiscated
about 1.4 billion dollars
2040
01:27:51,667 --> 01:27:53,617
worth of heroin.
2041
01:27:53,618 --> 01:27:55,568
And we made 236 arrests
all over the country.
2042
01:27:55,571 --> 01:27:57,738
So on behalf of the US
Government,
2043
01:27:57,740 --> 01:28:01,375
I am here to offer you a piece
of the pie.
2044
01:28:01,377 --> 01:28:03,060
A reward if you will.
2045
01:28:03,061 --> 01:28:04,744
- Finally, what's the reward
looking like?
2046
01:28:04,747 --> 01:28:06,280
- Yeah, show us the money.
2047
01:28:06,282 --> 01:28:07,881
- Well, don't get too excited.
2048
01:28:07,883 --> 01:28:11,318
It's probably not as much
as you're hoping it is.
2049
01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:14,621
I did what I could, but it
is the government after all
2050
01:28:14,623 --> 01:28:16,556
so in the end you're only gonna
see
2051
01:28:16,558 --> 01:28:19,693
right around seven million
dollars.
2052
01:28:19,695 --> 01:28:20,627
(exhaling)
2053
01:28:20,629 --> 01:28:21,561
- What?
2054
01:28:21,563 --> 01:28:23,664
(all chattering)
2055
01:28:23,666 --> 01:28:25,082
- And we got your dip.
2056
01:28:25,083 --> 01:28:26,499
And we're gonna set you up with
a company
2057
01:28:26,502 --> 01:28:28,502
with legitimate distribution.
2058
01:28:28,504 --> 01:28:32,372
Here is the paperwork for
your 10 year contract.
2059
01:28:32,374 --> 01:28:34,641
Oh, and before I forget.
2060
01:28:34,643 --> 01:28:35,642
Angel.
2061
01:28:36,745 --> 01:28:38,812
Angel's got to bring you,
2062
01:28:38,814 --> 01:28:40,898
yes, there we are.
2063
01:28:40,899 --> 01:28:42,983
Oh and everything you make after
today
2064
01:28:42,985 --> 01:28:46,586
is going to be completely tax
free.
2065
01:28:46,588 --> 01:28:48,522
That's something that I did for
you
2066
01:28:48,524 --> 01:28:50,713
just because I like you.
2067
01:28:50,714 --> 01:28:52,903
So please for the love of
God, don't embarrass me.
2068
01:28:52,904 --> 01:28:55,093
Don't make me regret
that I did this, okay?
2069
01:28:56,398 --> 01:28:57,531
- Oh!
- Dick!
2070
01:28:58,500 --> 01:28:59,633
- Holy shit.
2071
01:29:01,370 --> 01:29:04,638
Now that's how you do a dip run,
boys.
2072
01:29:07,910 --> 01:29:11,645
(upbeat electronic music)
2073
01:29:22,925 --> 01:29:26,626
¶ Rambler ¶
2074
01:29:26,628 --> 01:29:28,495
¶ Come back home ¶
2075
01:29:28,497 --> 01:29:31,598
¶ Come back home ¶
2076
01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:34,968
¶ I know ¶
2077
01:29:34,970 --> 01:29:37,771
¶ You're alone ¶
2078
01:29:39,375 --> 01:29:40,707
- [Both] B speed.
2079
01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:43,944
- [Man] 68 kilo, take one,
marker.
2080
01:29:43,946 --> 01:29:46,196
And camera speeds.
2081
01:29:46,197 --> 01:29:48,447
- [Clapper] Scene 30 Bravo, take
two.
2082
01:29:48,450 --> 01:29:50,751
- Hard time reaching that button
in front.
2083
01:29:50,753 --> 01:29:51,669
- [Man] All right.
2084
01:29:51,670 --> 01:29:52,586
- I was talking about sex.
2085
01:29:52,588 --> 01:29:53,720
(laughing)
2086
01:29:53,722 --> 01:29:54,921
- [Man] Scene 30, Charlie.
2087
01:29:54,923 --> 01:29:56,523
Take one.
2088
01:29:56,525 --> 01:29:57,524
Got it.
2089
01:30:00,396 --> 01:30:02,796
Scene 30, Charlie, take two.
2090
01:30:06,735 --> 01:30:08,802
- [Man] All right, I
really can't see your head.
2091
01:30:08,804 --> 01:30:10,971
You're gonna have to be a little
more--
2092
01:30:10,973 --> 01:30:13,573
- Fuck, god damn, I knew it.
2093
01:30:14,510 --> 01:30:16,042
- On the lap, boy.
2094
01:30:17,112 --> 01:30:19,146
(laughing)
2095
01:30:19,148 --> 01:30:20,013
Face down.
2096
01:30:20,015 --> 01:30:21,581
(laughing)
2097
01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:23,984
- [Man] 46, Alpha, take two.
2098
01:30:24,753 --> 01:30:25,902
Slate real quick.
2099
01:30:25,903 --> 01:30:27,052
- [Man] Let me know when you're
ready.
2100
01:30:27,055 --> 01:30:29,189
- [Man] Camera speeding.
2101
01:30:30,426 --> 01:30:32,626
- [Man] Open it, say
again, 46 Bravo, take two.
2102
01:30:32,628 --> 01:30:33,894
Second sticks.
2103
01:30:36,465 --> 01:30:37,464
Go.
2104
01:30:38,667 --> 01:30:39,933
(laughing)
2105
01:30:39,935 --> 01:30:42,135
- I'm not a slater, bro.
2106
01:30:44,973 --> 01:30:47,774
(spitting)
2107
01:30:47,776 --> 01:30:51,111
- Wake the fuck up, Dave, we
gotta go!
2108
01:30:51,113 --> 01:30:52,913
(spitting)
2109
01:30:52,915 --> 01:30:54,948
- What the fuck?
2110
01:30:54,950 --> 01:30:56,783
Is this dip spit?
2111
01:30:56,785 --> 01:30:58,151
Did you fucking throw dip spit
on me?
2112
01:30:58,153 --> 01:31:00,086
What the fuck is wrong with you?
2113
01:31:00,088 --> 01:31:01,655
Your mom fucking drop you on
your head
2114
01:31:01,657 --> 01:31:03,490
when you're a child, what the
fuck?
2115
01:31:03,492 --> 01:31:05,959
(spitting)
2116
01:31:05,961 --> 01:31:06,960
The fuck?
2117
01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:12,499
- Hey!
2118
01:31:12,501 --> 01:31:13,834
I'm meditating.
2119
01:31:17,539 --> 01:31:18,872
Hey, I'm medita...
2120
01:31:18,874 --> 01:31:20,707
(laughing)
2121
01:31:20,709 --> 01:31:24,244
(upbeat electronic music)
2122
01:31:25,948 --> 01:31:29,049
¶ Rambler ¶
2123
01:31:29,051 --> 01:31:31,618
¶ Come back home ¶
2124
01:31:31,620 --> 01:31:34,521
¶ Come back home ¶
2125
01:31:34,523 --> 01:31:38,091
¶ You're in ¶
2126
01:31:38,093 --> 01:31:43,029
¶ Rolling Stone ¶
2127
01:31:43,031 --> 01:31:44,664
¶ Been on the road for a while ¶
2128
01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:46,566
¶ Looking at the dial ¶
2129
01:31:46,568 --> 01:31:48,635
¶ Drive another mile ¶
2130
01:31:48,637 --> 01:31:49,690
¶ Hard to see my family smile ¶
2131
01:31:49,691 --> 01:31:50,744
¶ Then my lifestyle ¶
2132
01:31:50,745 --> 01:31:51,798
¶ Cold case file ¶
2133
01:31:51,799 --> 01:31:52,852
¶ Like I feel like I'm on trial
¶
2134
01:31:52,853 --> 01:31:53,906
¶ What you gonna do ¶
2135
01:31:53,909 --> 01:31:54,962
¶ What you got to prove ¶
2136
01:31:54,963 --> 01:31:56,016
¶ Why you gotta move ¶
2137
01:31:56,017 --> 01:31:57,070
¶ They all disapprove ¶
2138
01:31:57,071 --> 01:31:58,124
¶ What is there to see ¶
2139
01:31:58,125 --> 01:31:59,178
¶ Here up in the breeze ¶
2140
01:31:59,181 --> 01:32:01,126
¶ Countin' all the trees ¶
2141
01:32:01,127 --> 01:32:03,072
¶ Freedom is the key ¶
2142
01:32:03,073 --> 01:32:05,018
¶ I was born to ramble ¶
2143
01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:08,088
¶ It's in my blood ¶
2144
01:32:15,898 --> 01:32:17,314
- [Jesse] I wanna get out of
here.
2145
01:32:17,315 --> 01:32:18,731
- Dude you can't leave us right
now, man.
2146
01:32:18,734 --> 01:32:19,766
- Yeah man, come on.
2147
01:32:19,768 --> 01:32:22,569
It's just a little bite.
2148
01:32:22,571 --> 01:32:25,005
- [Darcy] We're doing this to
achieve the American dream.
2149
01:32:25,007 --> 01:32:27,040
Come on, your fans and everyone
2150
01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:27,908
are gonna love it.
2151
01:32:27,910 --> 01:32:30,243
(laughing)
2152
01:32:30,245 --> 01:32:31,311
Sometimes we go through--
2153
01:32:31,313 --> 01:32:33,613
(laughing)
2154
01:32:33,615 --> 01:32:34,614
Fuck.
2155
01:32:36,919 --> 01:32:38,018
We're doin'--
2156
01:32:38,019 --> 01:32:39,118
- [Man] Go back to the line,
2157
01:32:39,119 --> 01:32:40,218
go back to the line before,
Chris.
2158
01:32:40,222 --> 01:32:41,121
- [Darcy] Yes sir.
2159
01:32:41,123 --> 01:32:42,322
(laughing)
2160
01:32:42,324 --> 01:32:43,323
- No.
2161
01:32:45,761 --> 01:32:48,662
- You just can't leave us like
that, dude.
2162
01:32:48,664 --> 01:32:50,030
- Yeah, come on man.
2163
01:32:50,032 --> 01:32:52,566
(laughing)
2164
01:32:54,202 --> 01:32:55,991
What the fuck?
2165
01:32:55,992 --> 01:32:57,781
- [Jesse] Sorry guys, I'm sorry.
2166
01:32:57,782 --> 01:32:59,571
- Take that dick, you
cocksucker!
2167
01:33:06,848 --> 01:33:08,348
You never fuck,
2168
01:33:08,349 --> 01:33:09,849
where were you, I'm
falling on my back here.
2169
01:33:09,851 --> 01:33:12,052
(laughing)
2170
01:33:12,054 --> 01:33:13,086
- [Man] Action!
2171
01:33:13,088 --> 01:33:15,655
(groaning)
2172
01:33:15,657 --> 01:33:18,725
(woman giggling)
2173
01:33:18,727 --> 01:33:21,061
- That was definitely a fucking
challenge.
2174
01:33:21,063 --> 01:33:22,295
- The hell happened to your
shoes?
2175
01:33:22,297 --> 01:33:23,296
Okay.
2176
01:33:23,298 --> 01:33:28,835
- [Chris] Peabody here
pissed his fucking pants.
2177
01:33:28,837 --> 01:33:30,036
- Great rape!
2178
01:33:30,038 --> 01:33:31,104
Great trip!
2179
01:33:34,743 --> 01:33:36,343
- I think I'm in love.
2180
01:33:36,345 --> 01:33:37,511
- You're in love?
2181
01:33:37,512 --> 01:33:38,678
- What a great girl.
2182
01:33:38,679 --> 01:33:39,845
- I don't want her, you can have
her.
2183
01:33:39,846 --> 01:33:41,012
She's too c-c-crazy for me.
2184
01:33:41,016 --> 01:33:43,350
(grunting)
2185
01:33:44,753 --> 01:33:45,885
- [Chris] It's ridiculous, man.
2186
01:33:45,887 --> 01:33:47,887
(sighing)
2187
01:33:47,889 --> 01:33:48,888
She was hot though.
2188
01:33:48,890 --> 01:33:49,889
- What a nice lady.
2189
01:33:49,891 --> 01:33:51,366
Fuckin' nut job.
2190
01:33:51,367 --> 01:33:52,842
- What's the details?
2191
01:33:52,843 --> 01:33:54,318
What else we gotta know about
this deal?
2192
01:33:54,319 --> 01:33:55,794
- [Darcy] Well, the
details are, we show up,
2193
01:33:55,797 --> 01:33:57,697
we drop the dough, grab out dip,
2194
01:33:57,699 --> 01:33:59,199
and we skip town.
2195
01:33:59,201 --> 01:34:00,951
What other details do you need?
2196
01:34:00,952 --> 01:34:02,702
Should we stop off and
buy him a dozen roses,
2197
01:34:02,704 --> 01:34:05,138
maybe a box of chocolates
too, while we're at it.
2198
01:34:05,140 --> 01:34:06,406
- Oh, chocolates?
2199
01:34:06,408 --> 01:34:07,941
I'm down.
2200
01:34:07,943 --> 01:34:08,942
Oh, chocolates?
2201
01:34:08,944 --> 01:34:10,043
I'm down.
2202
01:34:10,045 --> 01:34:10,910
Oh, chocolates?
2203
01:34:10,912 --> 01:34:11,778
I'm down.
2204
01:34:11,780 --> 01:34:12,779
Oh, chocolates?
2205
01:34:12,781 --> 01:34:13,980
I'm down.
2206
01:34:13,982 --> 01:34:15,215
Oh, chocolates?
2207
01:34:15,217 --> 01:34:16,716
I'm down.
2208
01:34:16,718 --> 01:34:19,786
(laughing)
2209
01:34:19,788 --> 01:34:21,421
- [Man] Um, yeah, cut.
2210
01:34:21,423 --> 01:34:22,956
- [Man] Speed.
2211
01:34:22,958 --> 01:34:24,780
- 17, take one, marker.
2212
01:34:24,781 --> 01:34:26,603
- [Man] Gonna have to look at
your marks
2213
01:34:26,604 --> 01:34:28,426
when you walk in, fuckin'
dummies.
2214
01:34:29,665 --> 01:34:30,997
- [Man] I'm using my peripheral
vision.
2215
01:34:30,999 --> 01:34:32,265
- [Man] Quiet on set, please.
2216
01:34:32,267 --> 01:34:33,483
- [Man] Speed.
2217
01:34:33,484 --> 01:34:34,700
- [Man] Just go faster than him,
Jessie.
2218
01:34:34,703 --> 01:34:35,368
- [Man] Mark it.
2219
01:34:35,370 --> 01:34:36,736
Sound speeding.
2220
01:34:36,737 --> 01:34:38,103
54 take two, marker.
2221
01:34:40,208 --> 01:34:41,975
- [Man] That's not gonna work.
2222
01:34:41,977 --> 01:34:43,510
- [Cameraman] Camera's set.
2223
01:34:43,511 --> 01:34:45,044
- [Man] Quiet on the set.
2224
01:34:45,814 --> 01:34:46,813
Action!
2225
01:34:49,785 --> 01:34:51,284
- [Chris] I'll go.
2226
01:34:54,056 --> 01:34:55,755
- [Jesse] Dude, you didn't pass
me?
2227
01:34:55,757 --> 01:34:56,756
I was walking.
2228
01:34:56,758 --> 01:34:58,458
(laughing)
2229
01:34:58,460 --> 01:34:59,325
- [Man] Cut!
2230
01:34:59,327 --> 01:35:01,861
(laughing)
2231
01:35:05,901 --> 01:35:08,968
- [Chris] Wake the fuck up,
Dave!
2232
01:35:08,970 --> 01:35:11,371
(laughing)
2233
01:35:11,373 --> 01:35:13,173
- [Man] Cut, reset!
2234
01:35:19,247 --> 01:35:22,182
- [Chris] Wake the fuck up,
Dave!
2235
01:35:24,086 --> 01:35:25,085
- [Dave] Fuck!
2236
01:35:25,087 --> 01:35:26,670
(laughing)
2237
01:35:26,671 --> 01:35:28,254
- [Chris] Fuck you, dave!
2238
01:35:28,256 --> 01:35:31,458
- [Man] And follow the RV,
follow me.
2239
01:35:32,961 --> 01:35:34,494
- I'm running?
2240
01:35:34,496 --> 01:35:35,795
Running, right?
2241
01:35:35,797 --> 01:35:36,463
Did he say running?
2242
01:35:36,465 --> 01:35:37,714
- [Man] Yeah.
2243
01:35:37,715 --> 01:35:38,964
- [Woman] Jesus, you guys, run,
run, run.
2244
01:35:38,967 --> 01:35:39,833
- [Man] Okay.
2245
01:35:39,835 --> 01:35:40,934
- [Man] Speed.
2246
01:35:40,936 --> 01:35:43,136
Apple 63 Apple, take two.
2247
01:35:44,372 --> 01:35:46,139
- [Darcy ] You have no idea
what I would've done to you
2248
01:35:46,141 --> 01:35:47,574
five years ago.
2249
01:35:47,575 --> 01:35:49,008
Let's get the fuck outta here,
boys.
2250
01:35:49,010 --> 01:35:51,277
We got a dip brand to hit.
2251
01:35:54,282 --> 01:35:55,215
- [Jesse] Fuck you.
2252
01:35:55,217 --> 01:35:58,151
(Dave screaming)
2253
01:35:59,821 --> 01:36:01,121
- [Dave] Hey, Jesse.
2254
01:36:01,123 --> 01:36:02,889
Let me talk about your fart box.
2255
01:36:02,891 --> 01:36:04,057
(laughing)
2256
01:36:04,059 --> 01:36:05,291
(imitating fart)
2257
01:36:05,293 --> 01:36:07,293
- [Woman] Speeding, awesome.
2258
01:36:07,295 --> 01:36:08,995
- [Man] 16, three echo.
2259
01:36:08,997 --> 01:36:10,497
Take one, marker.
2260
01:36:10,499 --> 01:36:12,232
- [Man] Right here, right on the
show.
2261
01:36:12,234 --> 01:36:13,884
Right here, ladies and
gentlemen.
2262
01:36:13,885 --> 01:36:15,535
Right here, Ed Sullivan, here we
go.
2263
01:36:15,537 --> 01:36:17,003
Let's get serious.
2264
01:36:17,005 --> 01:36:18,138
Jesse rub your tits for me.
2265
01:36:18,140 --> 01:36:19,339
Here we go.
2266
01:36:19,341 --> 01:36:20,206
All right, in character.
2267
01:36:20,208 --> 01:36:21,074
(exhaling)
2268
01:36:21,076 --> 01:36:22,375
It's okay.
2269
01:36:22,377 --> 01:36:23,476
Let's go ahead and do this.
2270
01:36:23,478 --> 01:36:24,861
Feel pumped.
2271
01:36:24,862 --> 01:36:26,245
Come over here and smack me
around.
2272
01:36:26,248 --> 01:36:28,915
- Jesse, Jesse, please, wait.
2273
01:36:29,818 --> 01:36:31,351
Untie my right hand.
2274
01:36:31,353 --> 01:36:32,252
- Fuck you, Dave!
2275
01:36:32,254 --> 01:36:34,854
(laughing)
2276
01:36:34,856 --> 01:36:38,958
(upbeat electronic music)
2277
01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:42,395
¶ You choose to roam ¶
2278
01:36:42,397 --> 01:36:45,565
¶ Rambler ¶
2279
01:36:45,567 --> 01:36:48,101
¶ Come back home ¶
2280
01:36:48,103 --> 01:36:51,304
¶ Come back home ¶
2281
01:36:51,306 --> 01:36:54,574
¶ I know ¶
2282
01:36:54,576 --> 01:36:57,043
¶ You're alone ¶
2283
01:36:57,045 --> 01:37:00,313
¶ You're alone ¶
2284
01:37:00,315 --> 01:37:03,483
¶ Rambler ¶
2285
01:37:03,485 --> 01:37:06,019
¶ Come back home ¶
2286
01:37:06,021 --> 01:37:09,222
¶ Come back home ¶
2287
01:37:09,224 --> 01:37:12,559
¶ You're in ¶
2288
01:37:12,561 --> 01:37:15,428
¶ Rolling Stone ¶
2289
01:37:36,551 --> 01:37:38,284
(keys jingling)
2290
01:37:38,286 --> 01:37:40,053
- [Man] Higher.
2291
01:37:40,055 --> 01:37:41,148
- Fuck me.
2292
01:37:41,149 --> 01:37:42,242
- [Man] Can we get the keys
thrown again?
2293
01:37:42,243 --> 01:37:43,336
- Let's do it again.
2294
01:37:43,337 --> 01:37:44,430
- [Man] You're fucking fired.
2295
01:37:44,431 --> 01:37:45,524
- Put some zing on it.
2296
01:37:45,527 --> 01:37:46,426
(laughing)
2297
01:37:46,428 --> 01:37:47,293
Jesus Christ!
2298
01:37:47,295 --> 01:37:49,329
(laughing)
2299
01:37:49,330 --> 01:37:51,364
- We gotta get the fuck outta
here!
2300
01:37:51,365 --> 01:37:53,399
There's inbreds trying to kill
us!
2301
01:37:53,401 --> 01:37:54,500
(whimpering)
2302
01:37:54,502 --> 01:37:55,902
JD?
2303
01:37:55,904 --> 01:37:56,603
JD!
2304
01:37:56,605 --> 01:37:59,138
(grunting)
2305
01:38:04,246 --> 01:38:05,111
- [Man] Cut!
2306
01:38:05,113 --> 01:38:07,447
(laughing)
2307
01:38:10,018 --> 01:38:12,352
(grunting)
2308
01:38:14,155 --> 01:38:16,389
(grunting)
2309
01:38:16,390 --> 01:38:18,624
- [Man] Apple 20, Alpha, take
three.
2310
01:38:18,627 --> 01:38:20,410
(grunting)
2311
01:38:20,411 --> 01:38:22,194
Apple 20, Alpha, take five.
2312
01:38:25,133 --> 01:38:26,522
- [Jesse] Oh.
2313
01:38:26,523 --> 01:38:27,912
- [Man] Just stay animated,
guys.
2314
01:38:27,913 --> 01:38:29,302
So you're still kinda breathing
still.
2315
01:38:29,304 --> 01:38:31,237
- [Man] Keep going, keep going.
2316
01:38:31,239 --> 01:38:32,105
- [Jesse] Oh god.
2317
01:38:32,107 --> 01:38:33,173
- [Man] Great!
2318
01:38:33,174 --> 01:38:34,240
- [Man] And flip your wrist
a little bit for me, Jared.
2319
01:38:34,241 --> 01:38:35,307
Oh, jeez, oh.
2320
01:38:35,310 --> 01:38:37,811
- [Man] Cut scene.
2321
01:38:37,812 --> 01:38:40,313
You're looking to see what
the...
2322
01:38:40,315 --> 01:38:41,881
- [Man] Jared.
2323
01:38:41,882 --> 01:38:43,448
- [Man] Jared, drop
your hand a little bit.
2324
01:38:43,451 --> 01:38:44,450
- [Man] There we go.
2325
01:38:44,451 --> 01:38:45,450
Oh, now he's peed himself.
2326
01:38:45,453 --> 01:38:46,452
Oh, dear god.
2327
01:38:46,454 --> 01:38:47,987
- [Woman] Bottle.
2328
01:38:47,989 --> 01:38:49,022
- [Man] Are we still rolling?
2329
01:38:49,024 --> 01:38:50,423
- [Man] Still speeding.
2330
01:38:50,425 --> 01:38:51,291
- [Man] Shhh.
2331
01:38:51,293 --> 01:38:52,225
Still rolling.
2332
01:38:52,227 --> 01:38:53,293
Don't talk.
2333
01:38:53,295 --> 01:38:54,294
Action!
2334
01:39:03,638 --> 01:39:04,470
(laughing)
2335
01:39:04,472 --> 01:39:05,471
Cut.
2336
01:39:05,473 --> 01:39:08,408
- [Man] 21 November,
take two, soft sticks.
2337
01:39:08,410 --> 01:39:09,609
Why won't you.
2338
01:39:09,611 --> 01:39:10,476
(laughing)
2339
01:39:10,478 --> 01:39:11,945
Second sticks.
2340
01:39:12,514 --> 01:39:14,147
- It's very soft.
2341
01:39:14,149 --> 01:39:15,281
Soft sticks.
2342
01:39:18,053 --> 01:39:20,687
- [Chris] Getting sick of
freakin' cheddar Ruffles.
2343
01:39:20,689 --> 01:39:22,221
You like cheddar Ruffles?
2344
01:39:22,223 --> 01:39:23,578
I hate cheddar Ruffles.
2345
01:39:23,579 --> 01:39:24,934
- [Man] Yeah, you really hate
it.
2346
01:39:24,935 --> 01:39:26,290
You destroyed the entire
bag in like five minutes.
2347
01:39:26,294 --> 01:39:28,194
You must really hate it.
2348
01:39:28,196 --> 01:39:29,262
Tastes horrible.
2349
01:39:29,264 --> 01:39:32,131
(slurping)
2350
01:39:32,133 --> 01:39:33,099
- [Man] Cut.
2351
01:39:33,101 --> 01:39:35,234
(laughing)
2352
01:39:35,236 --> 01:39:36,602
- Oh shit!
2353
01:39:36,604 --> 01:39:37,704
There's a fucking boar out
there!
2354
01:39:37,706 --> 01:39:39,195
- [Chris] Shit!
2355
01:39:39,196 --> 01:39:40,685
- [Darcy] We gotta go!
2356
01:39:40,686 --> 01:39:42,175
- [Jesse] Gotta get the
hell out of here, go!
2357
01:39:42,177 --> 01:39:43,609
You're on my chips, asshole!
2358
01:39:43,611 --> 01:39:45,078
- Chill the fuck out, Jesse.
2359
01:39:45,080 --> 01:39:48,381
(all shouting)
(Dave screaming)
2360
01:39:48,383 --> 01:39:49,282
- [Jesse] Go!
2361
01:39:49,284 --> 01:39:50,149
What?
2362
01:39:50,151 --> 01:39:51,017
(laughing)
2363
01:39:51,019 --> 01:39:52,085
Drive, now!
2364
01:39:53,621 --> 01:39:55,321
(all laughing)
2365
01:39:55,323 --> 01:39:57,524
Chips!
2366
01:39:57,525 --> 01:39:59,726
(upbeat electronic music)
2367
01:40:02,597 --> 01:40:05,999
¶ Rambler ¶
2368
01:40:06,001 --> 01:40:08,267
¶ Come back home ¶
2369
01:40:08,269 --> 01:40:11,304
¶ Come back home ¶
2370
01:40:11,306 --> 01:40:15,041
¶ You're in ¶
2371
01:40:15,043 --> 01:40:17,710
¶ Rolling Stone ¶
2372
01:40:27,722 --> 01:40:28,972
- [Darcy] Hey, Dave.
2373
01:40:28,973 --> 01:40:30,223
I didn't take you for a man that
dips.
2374
01:40:30,225 --> 01:40:32,292
What you dippin' on?
2375
01:40:32,293 --> 01:40:34,360
- [Dave] It's that new Whitetail
tobacco-free nicotine dip.
2376
01:40:34,362 --> 01:40:35,762
I've dipped a lot of stuff
2377
01:40:35,763 --> 01:40:37,163
and that stuff's the best in the
business.
2378
01:40:37,165 --> 01:40:38,681
- Mind if I try a little pinch?
2379
01:40:38,682 --> 01:40:40,198
- [Dave] No, go for it, but
watch out.
2380
01:40:40,201 --> 01:40:41,334
That stuff packs a wollop.
2381
01:40:41,336 --> 01:40:43,603
It'll put you on your ass.
2382
01:40:51,446 --> 01:40:53,112
- Wow, that stuff is pretty
good.
2383
01:40:53,114 --> 01:40:55,465
- [Dave] Told ya.
2384
01:40:55,466 --> 01:40:57,817
- Looks like Whitetail Smoke
has got a new customer.
2385
01:40:57,819 --> 01:41:00,720
(spitting)
2386
01:41:00,722 --> 01:41:03,389
- [Man] 44, take one, marker.
2387
01:41:08,196 --> 01:41:10,530
(laughing)
2388
01:41:14,602 --> 01:41:16,069
Set.
2389
01:41:16,071 --> 01:41:17,403
- [Man] Action!
2390
01:41:18,506 --> 01:41:19,372
- Time to dip.
2391
01:41:19,374 --> 01:41:20,673
That's all.
2392
01:41:20,675 --> 01:41:21,950
- I know, man.
2393
01:41:21,951 --> 01:41:23,226
- [Chris] Hey, man, how you
doing?
2394
01:41:23,227 --> 01:41:24,502
- [Jesse] Really, dude?
2395
01:41:24,503 --> 01:41:25,778
Out of anywhere you could
piss, you piss next to me?
2396
01:41:25,780 --> 01:41:27,847
- [Chris] Chill, relax.
2397
01:41:28,716 --> 01:41:31,784
I've been having some real
gaming problems, dude.
2398
01:41:31,786 --> 01:41:32,852
- [Jesse] I heard that.
2399
01:41:32,854 --> 01:41:35,321
(humming)
2400
01:41:38,560 --> 01:41:40,193
- [Chris] Are you looking at my
dick?
2401
01:41:40,195 --> 01:41:42,528
(laughing)
2402
01:41:44,165 --> 01:41:45,364
What is that?
2403
01:41:46,167 --> 01:41:47,266
- [Jesse] What?
2404
01:41:47,268 --> 01:41:49,313
I don't know, man.
2405
01:41:49,314 --> 01:41:51,359
- [Man] What the hell are
you doing on my property?
2406
01:41:51,360 --> 01:41:53,405
- I can barely freaking see
you with that camo shirt on.
2407
01:41:53,408 --> 01:41:54,724
- I look good in this man.
2408
01:41:54,725 --> 01:41:56,041
- [Jesse] He kinda looks like an
inbred.
2409
01:41:56,042 --> 01:41:57,358
Do you think he likes sausage.
2410
01:41:57,359 --> 01:41:58,675
- [Chris] I don't know, man,
but he's getting closer.
2411
01:41:58,680 --> 01:41:59,891
- Thanks.
2412
01:41:59,892 --> 01:42:01,103
You look pretty good in yellow,
man.
2413
01:42:01,104 --> 01:42:02,315
- Holy shit, dude, he
has a freaking shovel.
2414
01:42:02,317 --> 01:42:03,316
Go!
2415
01:42:10,125 --> 01:42:10,890
(grunting)
2416
01:42:10,892 --> 01:42:12,225
Hey, hey!
2417
01:42:12,227 --> 01:42:12,892
(grunting)
2418
01:42:12,894 --> 01:42:13,893
Oh shit.
2419
01:42:19,534 --> 01:42:22,168
- You know what I bet I can pack
four cans
2420
01:42:22,170 --> 01:42:24,770
quicker than you can pack one,
Skippy.
2421
01:42:24,772 --> 01:42:26,639
- Are you freaking kidding me
right now?
2422
01:42:26,641 --> 01:42:27,896
- Yeah?
2423
01:42:27,897 --> 01:42:29,152
Put your money where your mouth
is.
2424
01:42:29,153 --> 01:42:30,408
I'm the king of dip.
2425
01:42:30,411 --> 01:42:31,544
- Well, I'm the god of dip.
2426
01:42:31,546 --> 01:42:32,812
- What?
2427
01:42:32,813 --> 01:42:34,079
I'm the Superman of dip.
2428
01:42:34,080 --> 01:42:35,346
- Well, where's your freaking
cape then?
2429
01:42:35,350 --> 01:42:37,517
- Hey, no, I'm the juice of dip.
2430
01:42:37,519 --> 01:42:39,185
- [Jesse] Chris!
2431
01:42:39,187 --> 01:42:40,186
Oh, fuck!
2432
01:42:40,889 --> 01:42:42,622
No!
2433
01:42:42,624 --> 01:42:43,856
- Better yet.
2434
01:42:43,858 --> 01:42:45,191
- [Chris] Jesse get up.
2435
01:42:45,193 --> 01:42:46,425
- [Jesse] Ow, he's on me.
2436
01:42:46,427 --> 01:42:48,261
Get him off!
2437
01:42:48,263 --> 01:42:49,212
Get him off of me!
2438
01:42:49,213 --> 01:42:50,162
- [Chris] Get off!
2439
01:42:50,165 --> 01:42:51,548
- I'm the dip doctor.
2440
01:42:51,549 --> 01:42:52,932
- Does a dip doctor prescribe
that sitdoll
2441
01:42:52,934 --> 01:42:55,201
on your freaking biceps?
2442
01:42:55,203 --> 01:42:56,269
- Fuck off!
2443
01:42:57,438 --> 01:42:58,471
You ready?
2444
01:42:58,473 --> 01:42:59,472
Let's go.
2445
01:43:01,609 --> 01:43:03,943
(grunting)
2446
01:43:05,446 --> 01:43:08,581
- Yellow, fuckin' help us,
assholes!
2447
01:43:09,450 --> 01:43:11,384
- Go unlock the door.
2448
01:43:16,224 --> 01:43:17,723
Hey, what's up?
2449
01:43:17,725 --> 01:43:18,691
- What's up?
2450
01:43:18,692 --> 01:43:19,658
- Who's that guy?
2451
01:43:19,661 --> 01:43:20,660
- What the fuck, dude?
2452
01:43:20,662 --> 01:43:22,562
(laughing)
2453
01:43:22,564 --> 01:43:23,596
So bad.
2454
01:43:23,598 --> 01:43:24,730
- That was the worst.
2455
01:43:24,732 --> 01:43:26,232
(all chattering)
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