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HERE HE IS.
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STUART, A COUPLE OF THINGS.
ITEM ONE --
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THE MAYOR'S DAUGHTER
IS IN TOWN FOR A VISIT.
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SHE'S HOT --
S-MOKIN' HOT.
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WHICH BRINGS US
TO ITEM TWO --
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STAY AWAY FROM HER.
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HE SAID IF YOU MAKE ANY ADVANCES
ON HER, HE'LL HAVE YOU NEUTERED.
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WORTH IT.
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GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE!
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SIR.
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BONDEK!
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GOT IT -- NEUTERED.
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ATTABOY!
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I GOT MEG THIS UNICORN --
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A SORT OF PRE-EMPTIVE
PEACE OFFERING.
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WHENEVER SHE COMES TO VISIT,
WE ALWAYS END UP FIGHTING.
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SIR, YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, MEG
IS NOT A LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE.
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HI, DADDY!
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NO, SHE'S NOT.
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MEG!
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CHARLIE CRAWFORD.
IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
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THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE.
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HOW'S THE WOMAN
YOU'RE DATING EXCLUSIVELY?
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SHE'S FINE.
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HEY, CAITLIN!
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OHHH!
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I'M SO EXCITED.
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I GET YOU ALL TO MYSELF
FOR THE ENTIRE WEEKEND!
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HEY, BABE.
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MMMMMM.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND -- TRENT.
HE'LL BE STAYING WITH US.
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HEY!
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COME ON,
I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND.
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THINK HE'S REALLY UPSET?
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I'M THINKING "YES."
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THANKS FOR TAKING ME
TO THE BATTING CAGES, CHARLIE.
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SORRY I GOT MORE HITS
THAN YOU.
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YOU'RE THE ONE THAT TURNED IT
INTO A COMPETITION.
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I WAS JUST TRYING
TO HAVE FUN.
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I WISH I COULD DATE SOMEBODY
I COULD DO GUY THINGS WITH.
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I HAD THAT THOUGHT
WHEN I WAS 17.
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HEY, CHARLIE, WE'RE GOING OUT
TO SHOOT SOME POOL TONIGHT.
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SOUNDS GREAT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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ACTUALLY, I WAS HOPING
WE COULD SEE A MOVIE.
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BUT IF YOU'D RATHER PLAY POOL
WITH YOUR FRIENDS, GO AHEAD.
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POOL IT IS.
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YOU ARE THE BEST.
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I HAVE TO GRAB
MY BRIEFCASE.
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ISN'T SHE GREAT? I CAN TOTALLY
BE MYSELF AROUND HER.
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CHARLIE,
YOU CAN PLAY POOL.
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WAKE UP. SHE WANTS YOU
TO TAKE HER TO THE MOVIES.
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YOU ARE NOT A SMART MAN.
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YOU GUYS ARE GIVING ME
DATING ADVICE?
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LET'S BREAK THIS DOWN --
WIFE LEFT YOU TO BECOME A NUN...
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...LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED
WHEN YOU RAN OUT OF QUARTERS...
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...AND GAY.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, CHARLIE,
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I THINK MOE, LARRY, AND CURLY
ARE RIGHT.
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YOU'RE CURLY.
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WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS OKAY
I GO OUT WITH THE GUYS,
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YOU MEANT THAT, RIGHT?
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IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT,
YOU SHOULD DO IT.
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HAVE FUN.
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SHE DOESN'T WANT ME TO HAVE FUN,
DOES SHE?
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THANKS FOR BEING HERE
TO HELP ME WITH MEG.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND
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THAT MAKES ME WANT TO, UM...
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KILL HIM
WITH MY BARE HANDS.
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SIR, IF YOU WANT MEG'S VISIT
TO GO WELL,
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YOU HAVE TO BE OPEN-MINDED.
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DO ME A FAVOR --
IF I START TO LOSE MY COOL,
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JUST GIVE ME A KICK
UNDER THE TABLE.
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Meg: HI.
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SORRY WE'RE LATE.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD INVEST
IN A WATCH.
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[ THUD ]
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OW!
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SO, MEG,
WHERE DID YOU AND TRENT MEET?
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AT SCHOOL.
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SO, YOU GO TO HARVARD?
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HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY
GO THERE.
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HE, UH...OPERATES
A DELIVERY BUSINESS ON CAMPUS.
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REALLY?
WHAT DO YOU DELIVER?
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DEPENDS ON
WHAT YOU'RE IN THE MOOD FOR.
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SO, MEG...
HOW'S LAW SCHOOL?
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I'M QUITTING.
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WE'RE GONNA BACKPACK
THROUGH CENTRAL AMERICA.
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I HAVE SOME BUSINESS ASSOCIATES
DOWN THERE.
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YOU'RE NOT GOING
WITH THIS PUNK!
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- [ THUD ]
- OW!
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- THIS BURNOUT!
- OW!
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OTHER SHIN, PLEASE.
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- THIS LOSER!
- [ THUD ]
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OWWW! THANK YOU!
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THANKS FOR SKIPPING POOL
TONIGHT.
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AH, RELATIONSHIPS
ARE ALL ABOUT COMPROMISE.
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BESIDES, I LOVE DAME JUDI DENCH,
AND I LOVE VICTORIAN COSTUMES,
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SO...I'M IN HEAVEN HERE.
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[ Thinking ] I AM DEFINITELYSLEEPING THROUGH THIS.
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[ SOFT MUSIC PLA ] S
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Paul:
HEY, IT'S CHARLIE AND JULIA.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?
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CARTER WON THE GAME
SO HE PICKED THE MOVIE.
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Woman: I KNOW MATTHEW DRAKEIS A WEALTHY BARRISTER,
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BUT MY HEART BELONGS TO SERGEI,THE STABLEBOY.
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THAT IS
SO BEAUTIFUL.
THAT IS
SO BEAUTIFUL.
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SO MARRY THE RICH GUY
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AND DOINK THE STABLEBOY
ON THE SIDE.
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[ SNICKERS ]
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THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
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Yes, it is.
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I know.
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Man: YOU WILL MARRYMATTHEW DRAKE --
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NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS.
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[ Thinking ]
HE SAID "BUTTS"!
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HE SAID "BUTTS"!
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HEY, YOU WANNA SNEAK INTO
A MOVIE WHERE THINGS BLOW UP?
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YEAH, COME ON,
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
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THANK GOD WE DON'T HAVE TO
PUT UP WITH THEM
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FOR THE NEXT 3 1/2 HOURS.
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OH, MAN.
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THAT IS A LOT OF JUDI DENCH.
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HEY, STUART.
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I'M NOT
SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YOU.
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THAT'S TOO BAD.
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I'M NOT EVEN
SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT YOU.
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OOPS.
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HEY, MEG.
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YOUR FATHER
WANTED ME TO TALK TO YOU
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ABOUT DROPPING OUT
OF LAW SCHOOL.
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WHAT'S THERE TO TALK ABOUT?
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HE THINKS YOU SHOULD GRADUATE
BEFORE YOU TRAVEL
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SO YOU HAVE SOMETHING
TO FALL BACK ON.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH HAVING FUN
AND LIVING IN THE MOMENT?
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NOTHING, BUT --
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I'M SURE YOU HAD WILD TIMES
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BEFORE YOU SETTLED
INTO YOUR CAREER, RIGHT?
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UM...NO.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE
ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
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STUCK IN A LIBRARY,
STUDYING FIVE HOURS A NIGHT.
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SOMETIMES SIX.
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SITTING THERE
WITH MY FACE IN A BOOK
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WHILE MY FRIENDS
ARE SEEING RADIOHEAD.
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SPRINGSTEEN.
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YOU SAY YOU'RE GONNA DO
THESE FUN THINGS LATER,
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU NEVER DO.
YOU NEVER DO.
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I WANT TO DANCE ALL NIGHT
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AND WATCH THE SUNRISE
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FROM THE TOP
OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
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YES! I WANT TO DO THAT!
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THEN LET'S DO IT!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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A BOOK.
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TINY, TINY...
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SMALL ANIMAL!
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SQUIRREL!
NO -- CHIPMUNK!
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COME ON, CHARLIE! GUESS!
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"OF MICE AND MEN."
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YOU GOT IT!
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OUTSTANDING, CHARLIE! WHERE DID
YOU LEARN TO PLAY CHARADES?
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WHERE EVERYONE LEARNS --
ON THE STREETS.
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WAY TO GO, HONEY.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF "COUPLES NIGHT"?
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THREE WORDS --
I LOVE IT.
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[ CELLULAR PHONE RINGS ]
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EXCUSE ME.
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HELLO?
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OH, HEY, STUART.
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YOU GOT WHAT?
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FOUR TICKETS
TO TONIGHT'S KNICKS GAME!
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I CAN'T GO.
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I'M PLAYING CHARADES.
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DUDE...
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I KNOW.
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IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND I'LL
LEAVE YOUR TICKET AT WILL CALL.
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NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY
"IF THE HAT FITS..."
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YOU PUT ON A HAT, AND THEN
YOU ACT OUT ITS PERSONALITY.
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I'LL GO FIRST.
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ALL RIGHT.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
OKAY, UM...
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[ Imitating Sean Connery ]
HERE'S HOW YOU GET CAPONE --
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HE PULLS A KNIFE,
YOU PULL A GUN.
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HE SENDS ONE OF YOURS
TO THE HOSPITAL,
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YOU SEND ONE OF HIS
TO THE MORGUE.
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Man: OUTSTANDING!
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OKAY, CHARLIE,
IT'S YOUR TURN.
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COME ON!
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COME ON.
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Man: UH-OH!
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OH! OH! OHHHH!
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WHAT IS IT?
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STOMACH FLU.
IT'S GOING AROUND.
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I HADN'T HEARD.
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I'M STARTING IT.
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CHARLIE,
DO YOU WANT TO LIE DOWN?
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UH, NO, NO. I SHOULD PROBABLY
JUST HEAD HOME.
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[ SIGHS ]
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I'M SORRY, HONEY.
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HERE YOU GO, DOUG.
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[ Straining ]
MAKE ME PROUD.
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Doug: * LA CUCARACHA,
LA CUCARACHA *
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* LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA *
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OKAY...
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THIS IS
"GUY GOING TO A KNICKS GAME."
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EVERYTHING OKAY, SIR?
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OH, MEG DIDN'T COME HOME
LAST NIGHT.
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CARTER, HAVE YOU EVER
STAYED UP TILL DAWN
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WORRYING, PACING,
WAITING FOR THE PHONE TO RING?
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WELL, IN HIGH SCHOOL,
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MY BROTHER WAS IN
A BOATING ACCIDENT --
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ANGIE, HAVE YOU EVER
STAYED UP TILL DAWN
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WORRYING, PACING,
WAITING FOR THE PHONE TO RING?
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NO, BUT THAT MUST BE
VERY DIFFICULT.
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THANK YOU.
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LET'S SEE, UM,
I WAS DANCING ON THE BAR,
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AND THAT'S THE LAST TIME
I REMEMBER HAVING MY BRA.
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THERE YOU ARE! YOUNG LADY,
I HAVE BEEN WORRIED SICK!
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I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED
IN YOU!
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I WORK MY BUTT OFF AROUND HERE!
I DESERVE A NIGHT OUT!
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NOT YOU!
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[ SIGHS ]
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DAD, I AM 25 YEARS OLD.
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IF I WANT TO GO OUT AND HAVE
A GOOD TIME, I'M GONNA DO IT.
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SIR, MEG'S A SMART WOMAN.
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IF SHE DOESN'T
HAVE SOME FUN NOW,
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SHE'LL WIND UP REGRETTING IT
LATER.
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I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
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YOU'RE ON POT.
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SO...I HEARD
YOU'RE GOING NUTS.
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TALKING TO MEG, I REALIZE
SHE HAS A FREEDOM THAT I ENVY.
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I MEAN, MY WHOLE LIFE
IS ON A SCHEDULE.
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SO I DECIDED TO HAVE
A GIRLS' NIGHT OUT.
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00:10:44,367 --> 00:10:47,334
WHAT'D YOU DO, WATCH "GREASE"
AND PAINT YOUR TOENAILS?
236
00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:48,801
WE WERE CRAZY.
237
00:10:48,834 --> 00:10:51,901
AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I'M NOT WEARING A BRA.
238
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,834
GREAT KNICKS GAME, HUH?
239
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,400
YEAH.
240
00:11:02,434 --> 00:11:05,200
I'M SORRY IF I EMBARRASSED YOU
WITH THAT SCREAMING.
241
00:11:05,234 --> 00:11:06,467
I'M JUST A HUGE FAN.
242
00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:10,367
MY FAULT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE
POINTED OUT BARRY MANILOW.
243
00:11:12,033 --> 00:11:13,534
CHARLIE?
244
00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:15,200
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
245
00:11:15,234 --> 00:11:16,801
TERRIBLE.
246
00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:21,434
I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO SKIP
TOMORROW'S POTTERY CLASS.
247
00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:24,767
THE DOCTOR SAID I SHOULDN'T GO
ANYWHERE NEAR A KILN.
248
00:11:24,801 --> 00:11:27,067
WHY DON'T YOU GO
INTO YOUR OFFICE?
249
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,567
I'LL MAKE YOU SOME TEA.
250
00:11:28,601 --> 00:11:31,534
HEY, CARTER! THAT WAS
SOME KNICKS GAME LAST NIGHT.
251
00:11:31,567 --> 00:11:33,868
I'M GLAD
CHARLIE BAGGED THAT YAWN-FEST
252
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,767
AND DECIDED TO JOIN --
WHAT?
253
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,901
NOT CHARLIE CRAWFORD!
254
00:11:38,934 --> 00:11:40,267
AH HA HA!
255
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:44,000
NO, CHARLIE, UM...
UH, UH, MUG-STAPLER-STEIN.
256
00:11:45,634 --> 00:11:46,901
I GOTTA GO.
257
00:11:52,534 --> 00:11:53,834
YOU POOR THING.
258
00:11:55,267 --> 00:11:56,667
WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN?
259
00:12:00,901 --> 00:12:03,534
I FEEL SO BADLY
THAT YOU HAVE THE FLU.
260
00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:05,968
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
I CAN GET YOU?
261
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,434
[ Weakly ]
MAYBE SOME CRACKERS.
262
00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:11,767
COULD YOU PUT THEM
ON TOP OF A BOWL OF CHILI?
263
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,334
CHARLIE, I KNOW YOU WENT
TO THE KNICKS GAME LAST NIGHT.
264
00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:17,667
I MIGHT HAVE.
265
00:12:17,701 --> 00:12:22,300
I WAS DELIRIOUS. I DIDN'T
KNOW WHAT IN HELL I WAS DOING.
266
00:12:22,334 --> 00:12:25,167
IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HANG OUT
WITH ME LAST NIGHT,
267
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,734
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME?
268
00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:28,868
I'M JUST NOT USED TO
"COUPLES NIGHT"
269
00:12:28,901 --> 00:12:30,100
AND PLAYING CHARADES.
270
00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:32,901
IS IT WRONG THAT I'D RATHER
BE AT A KNICKS GAME
271
00:12:32,934 --> 00:12:35,801
THAN SHIMMYING AROUND
WITH A FRUIT SALAD ON MY HEAD?
272
00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:38,767
I'LL ADMIT, FOR A FIRST-TIMER,
YOU PULLED A ROUGH HAT.
273
00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:44,534
LOOK, MAYBE...WE'VE BEEN MOVING
A LITTLE TOO FAST.
274
00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:47,734
WHY DON'T WE SPEND
THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS APART?
275
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,434
WHEN YOU SAY
"SPEND THEM APART,"
276
00:12:49,467 --> 00:12:51,334
YOU REALLY MEAN
"SPEND THEM TOGETHER."
277
00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:53,667
THAT'S THAT WHOLE
"OPPOSITE" THING YOU DO, RIGHT?
278
00:12:53,701 --> 00:12:54,868
NO.
279
00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:57,067
WHICH MEANS "YES."
280
00:12:58,701 --> 00:13:02,434
I THINK I'M GETTING THIS.
281
00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:07,901
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN WEEKS,
I GET TO BE OUT WITH THE GUYS,
282
00:13:07,934 --> 00:13:09,067
DOING WHATEVER I WANT.
283
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,934
SO, GENTLEMEN,
LET'S MAKE IT COUNT.
284
00:13:10,968 --> 00:13:13,067
YEAH! YEAH!
WE'RE WITH YOU!
285
00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,400
YOU'RE THE MAN!
286
00:13:14,434 --> 00:13:16,334
ONE MORE
OF THESE MARGARITAS,
287
00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:19,300
AND THAT GUY'S GONNA START
LOOKING LIKE BRAD PITT.
288
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,067
WHAT, I HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT
TO PARTY?
289
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,367
AAAAH!
YEAH!
290
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,267
DUDE! DUDE!
HE'S A WILD MAN!
291
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,968
CHECK THIS OUT.
I SAW THIS IN COLLEGE.
292
00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:37,434
YEAH!
YEAH!
YEAH!
293
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:38,601
YES!
ALL RIGHT!
294
00:13:38,634 --> 00:13:40,033
[ LAUGHTER ]
295
00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,767
LOOK AT THAT STIFF
OVER THERE.
296
00:13:41,801 --> 00:13:43,133
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
297
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:46,901
BEING STUCK WITH THE SAME WOMAN
DAY AND NIGHT.
298
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:48,033
SHARING A LIFE TOGETHER.
299
00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:50,400
WHY CAN'T THAT BE ME?
300
00:13:50,434 --> 00:13:52,734
WHOA!
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
301
00:13:52,767 --> 00:13:54,267
LET'S HAVE A TOAST.
302
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:57,200
CLAUDIA
USED TO MAKE ME TOAST.
303
00:13:57,234 --> 00:13:59,901
HEY, GUYS,
REMEMBER THIS?
304
00:14:04,901 --> 00:14:07,400
IT'S NOT THE SAME.
305
00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:11,501
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO?
306
00:14:11,534 --> 00:14:12,767
KISS A COMPLETE STRANGER.
307
00:14:12,801 --> 00:14:14,534
THEN DO IT!
RIGHT NOW?
308
00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:15,901
SURE, IT'S EASY. WATCH.
309
00:14:15,934 --> 00:14:17,300
UH...
310
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,067
[ GIGGLES ]
311
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:23,133
HERE I GO.
312
00:14:32,801 --> 00:14:34,000
I'M CAITLIN.
313
00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:35,934
I'M JOHN.
314
00:14:35,968 --> 00:14:37,334
THIS IS MY WIFE -- JUDY.
315
00:14:43,734 --> 00:14:45,767
I AM SO SORRY!
316
00:14:48,968 --> 00:14:52,701
CONGRATULATIONS!
317
00:14:52,734 --> 00:14:58,634
* I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS *
318
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:03,767
[ Off-key ]
* I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME
319
00:15:03,801 --> 00:15:08,501
* I WANT TO FEEL WHAT LOVE IS
320
00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:12,934
* I KNOW YOU CAN SHOW ME
321
00:15:12,968 --> 00:15:14,400
HOW'S "GUYS' NIGHT"?
322
00:15:14,434 --> 00:15:15,534
IT'S GREAT.
323
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:18,200
NEXT TIME, I MAY BRING
ACTUAL GUYS.
324
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:20,367
THAT'S OKAY. YOU CAN PARTY
WITH ME AND MEG.
325
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:23,434
I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD
TO PARTY TONIGHT.
326
00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:25,133
THAT'S COOL, CHARLIE.
327
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:27,367
[ Coughing ]
BIG...WUSSY.
328
00:15:31,334 --> 00:15:33,667
IT'S FUNNY HOW FATE
BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER.
329
00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:35,000
YOU'RE ALONE. I'M ALONE.
330
00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:37,701
FOR ONCE, MY FATHER
ISN'T LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER.
331
00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:40,100
[ CELLULAR PHONE RINGS ]
332
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:41,501
HELLO?
333
00:15:41,534 --> 00:15:42,767
[ TAPPING ON WINDOW ]
334
00:15:42,801 --> 00:15:46,467
I REALIZE I CAN'T
ORDER YOU BACK TO SCHOOL.
335
00:15:46,501 --> 00:15:48,033
YOU'RE A GROWN WOMAN --
336
00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:50,801
A GROWN WOMAN
WHO COULD USE ONE OF THESE.
337
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:53,434
IS THAT THE BEHAVIOR
OF A NORMAL MAN?
338
00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:55,868
IT'S THE BEHAVIOR OF A MAN
WHO CARES ABOUT YOU.
339
00:15:55,901 --> 00:15:58,000
I THINK YOU'RE TRYING
TO HURT YOUR FATHER
340
00:15:58,033 --> 00:16:00,701
BY DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL
AND HAVING A LOSER BOYFRIEND.
341
00:16:00,734 --> 00:16:02,300
BELIEVE ME,
I'VE BEEN THERE.
342
00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:04,067
YOU DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL?
343
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:07,868
NO, I WAS
THE LOSER BOYFRIEND.
344
00:16:11,234 --> 00:16:13,968
I-I-I'M SORRY, MEG.
I CAN'T DO THIS.
345
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,634
COME ON, CHARLIE,
LET'S HAVE FUN.
346
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,934
MY FRIEND'S HAVING A PARTY.
AFTER THAT, WHO KNOWS?
347
00:16:18,968 --> 00:16:21,968
MEG, YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE,
BUT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
348
00:16:22,968 --> 00:16:24,634
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
349
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:28,033
IF YOU KNEW ME,
YOU'D BE SURPRISED, TOO.
350
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,267
I'M SORRY.
351
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,167
I SAW THAT KISS, CRAWFORD!
352
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,667
I'M CALLING YOU OUT!
353
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,300
BONDEK, HOLD MY MINK.
354
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,300
HI, GUYS.
355
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,367
CHARLIE.
356
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,767
I KNOW WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE APART,
357
00:16:44,801 --> 00:16:46,267
BUT I HAD TO SEE YOU.
358
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,467
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF MAKING SUSHI.
359
00:16:48,501 --> 00:16:50,200
AND NOBODY CALLED ME?
360
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:54,067
CHARLIE, CAN I TALK TO YOU
A SECOND?
361
00:16:58,501 --> 00:16:59,701
WHAT'S GOING ON?
362
00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:01,834
I HAD THIS GREAT MOMENT
AT THE BAR,
363
00:17:01,868 --> 00:17:04,267
AND I COULDN'T WAIT
TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT.
364
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,968
I WAS KISSING
THE MAYOR'S DAUGHTER,
365
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,734
BUT ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT
WAS YOU.
366
00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:10,200
YOU WERE...KISSING
THE MAYOR'S DAUGHTER?
367
00:17:10,234 --> 00:17:12,901
YOU'RE FOCUSING
ON THE WRONG PART.
368
00:17:12,934 --> 00:17:16,501
I AM READY TO BE IN AN ACTUAL
RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.
369
00:17:16,534 --> 00:17:19,000
I'M WILLING TO PLAY
COUPLE'S GAMES
370
00:17:19,033 --> 00:17:21,901
AND GO TO FOREIGN MOVIES
AND MAKE SUSHI.
371
00:17:21,934 --> 00:17:24,334
CHARLIE, WE BOTH KNOW
THAT'S NOT YOU.
372
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:25,834
IT IS NOW.
373
00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:28,901
I'M TIRED OF THE PARTYING
AND THE WOMEN AND THE CRAZINESS.
374
00:17:28,934 --> 00:17:30,834
I'VE HAD ENOUGH FUN.
375
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:35,601
NOW I WANT TO BE WITH YOU.
376
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,267
WHAT I'M SAYING IS,
I'M READY TO COMMIT.
377
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,267
WELL...
378
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,367
I'M NOT.
379
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,534
I DON'T MEAN TO BE CRITICAL,
BUT YOU'RE KILLING THE MOMENT.
380
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,534
IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE READY
FOR A RELATIONSHIP, BUT...
381
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,367
YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME.
382
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,133
I'M SORRY.
383
00:17:57,734 --> 00:18:00,801
WELL...LOOKS LIKE I WON'T BE
SEEING YOU GUYS ANYMORE.
384
00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:03,701
SO I GUESS THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING LEFT TO SAY --
385
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:07,067
DOUG, YOUR HAT GAME SUCKS.
386
00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:15,467
DAD...
WE HAVE TO TALK.
387
00:18:15,501 --> 00:18:18,767
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE.
388
00:18:18,801 --> 00:18:20,467
I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND.
389
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,000
HOW CAN I MAKE YOU
UNDERSTAND?
390
00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:27,834
I'M NOT GOING BACK
TO LAW SCHOOL.
391
00:18:27,868 --> 00:18:29,334
I THOUGHT
WE HAD A PLAN!
392
00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:31,901
YOU WERE GONNA GET A LAW DEGREE,
BECOME A D.A.,
393
00:18:31,934 --> 00:18:33,868
MARRY CHIP HENDERSON
FROM THE CLUB.
394
00:18:33,901 --> 00:18:35,501
CHIP IS GAY!
395
00:18:35,534 --> 00:18:39,467
IN MARRIAGE,
WE ALL MAKE COMPROMISES.
396
00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:40,934
I GET ONE LIFE.
397
00:18:40,968 --> 00:18:43,334
AND I WANT TO LIVE IT
MY OWN WAY.
398
00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:45,601
I GUESS IT'S JUST HARD
FOR ME TO ACCEPT
399
00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:47,033
THAT YOU'RE ALL GROWN-UP.
400
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:51,634
SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY
I WAS MAKING YOU LAUGH
401
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,067
BY DOING MY SILLY FACE.
402
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,367
THAT WAS YESTERDAY.
403
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,667
FROM NOW ON,
I PROMISE YOU,
404
00:18:57,701 --> 00:19:00,868
I WILL TRY TO LET YOU
LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE.
405
00:19:00,901 --> 00:19:03,701
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND --
I BOUGHT YOU A LITTLE GIFT.
406
00:19:03,734 --> 00:19:04,801
HERE.
407
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:08,367
OH, DADDY. THANK YOU.
408
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,834
[ CLASP CLICKS ]
409
00:19:09,868 --> 00:19:12,534
I LOVE IT.
410
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:15,501
[ SIGHS ]
411
00:19:15,534 --> 00:19:18,868
GUESS I'M LETTING
MY LITTLE GIRL GO, HUH?
412
00:19:22,434 --> 00:19:24,167
AHH.
413
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,467
[ BEEPING ]
414
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,968
SHE'S IN THE HALLWAY,
GOING DOWN THE STAIRWELL.
415
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,868
[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
416
00:19:45,901 --> 00:19:48,334
FOX ONE, THIS IS PAPA BEAR.
417
00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:51,200
GOLDILOCKS HAS LEFT THE COTTAGE.
418
00:19:51,234 --> 00:19:52,901
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL
ANY BETTER,
419
00:19:52,934 --> 00:19:56,300
I'M SURE JULIA FEELS
JUST AS BAD AS YOU.
420
00:19:56,334 --> 00:20:00,000
SHE'S PROBABLY ALONE,
VULNERABLE, DESPERATE.
421
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,534
IS SHE LISTED?
422
00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:06,167
I GUESS THERE'S NO POINT
IN CRYING IN MY BEER.
423
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,734
I MEAN, HEY,
I GAVE IT A SHOT.
424
00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:12,334
THAT'S THE LAST TIME
I EVER WANT TO HEAR "SHOT."
425
00:20:12,367 --> 00:20:16,634
OR "SHOOTERS" OR "FREE DRINKS
FOR THE BLONDE WITH NO BRA."
426
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:20,968
NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT
TAKES TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
427
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,267
MAYBE NEXT TIME
THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT.
428
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:26,634
WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU DECIDE
TO ABANDON YOUR SCHEDULE?
429
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:29,601
NO, FROM NOW ON,
EVERY DAY FROM 12:00 TO 12:15,
430
00:20:29,634 --> 00:20:31,400
IT'S "UNSUPERVISED PLAYTIME."
431
00:20:31,434 --> 00:20:33,567
YOU ARE A WILD WOMAN.
432
00:20:33,601 --> 00:20:36,701
WELL, I GUESS IT'S TIME
TO CALL IT A NIGHT.
433
00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:38,067
I DON'T WANNA GO HOME.
434
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,133
ME EITHER.
435
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:40,167
OKAY.
436
00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:46,634
SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO?
437
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,167
I DON'T KNOW.
438
00:20:50,267 --> 00:20:54,467
[ Off-key ]
* I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
439
00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:58,934
* I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME
440
00:20:58,968 --> 00:21:01,734
* I WANT TO FEEL WHAT LOVE IS
441
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:08,133
[ BEEPING ]
442
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:11,000
[ BEEPING QUICKENS ]
443
00:21:11,033 --> 00:21:13,033
CHARLIE'S OFFICE!
I KNEW IT!
444
00:21:15,868 --> 00:21:17,968
STUART! WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT BRACELET?!
445
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,601
MEG GAVE IT TO ME. SHE SAID
YOU WANTED ME TO HAVE IT.
446
00:21:21,634 --> 00:21:23,100
[ BEEPING ]
447
00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:26,133
STILL WEARING THE EARRINGS.
448
00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:32,100
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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