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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET 2 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:27,777 [SHAGGY'S "THE TRAIN IS COMING" PLAYING] 3 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:22,892 [CAR HORN HONKING] 4 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,060 WOMAN: Ow. 5 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:26,521 MAN: Excuse us. Merry Christmas. 6 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:28,481 WOMAN: Some people 7 00:02:29,525 --> 00:02:31,901 [SINGING "WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS" 8 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:46,958 WOMAN: Watch it. 9 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,585 Drunk. Happy Christmas. 10 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,683 MAN: Do you have any more subway maps? 11 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,480 [SINGING BLUES SONG] 12 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:12,275 WOMAN: Merry Christmas. 13 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:13,609 [SINGING] I thank you very much 14 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:17,113 I thank you very much 15 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:23,536 [MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY] 16 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:31,127 [SINGING "WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS"] 17 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:35,131 [MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 18 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:40,011 THUG 1: Yo, check estรบั€ido. Where you going, bro? 19 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:41,596 Yo, G, look like the five-0. 20 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:44,891 This fucking guy ain't the five-0. Shut up. Just catch my back. 21 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:52,648 You a cop, bro, huh? 22 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:53,900 [BURPS] 23 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,234 THUG 2: Let's go. Let's go, buddy. Let's go. 24 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,820 I told you this nigga ain't no five-0. He's been drinking. 25 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,488 Go back to sleep. Itโ€™s cool. 26 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,867 JOHN: Okay, he's checking out the D. 27 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:04,994 He's checking out the D. 28 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:07,538 We have two Hispanic males. 29 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,583 Just wait to see if they're in the game or not. 30 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,044 THUG 1: He's too stupid to be alive. Let's do this. 31 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:16,088 Oh, shit. This shit looks familiar. You know what Iโ€™m saying? 32 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,758 All right, he's got his slice. Everybody stay alert. 33 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,678 THUG 1: Nigga's got my ring. 34 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:24,680 Been looking all over for that, man. 35 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:28,559 THUG 2: Check that out, buddy. Oh, shit. He's wearing my watch. 36 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:31,604 Nobody go till you see the sign. He's gonna pull his lapel. 37 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,942 THUG 1: What you gonna give me for Christmas, white boy? Huh? 38 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,611 THUG 2: Oh, shit! 39 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,738 THUG 1: Motherfucking white boy. Bingo! Bingo! 40 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,371 THUG 2: Shit! 41 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,041 Stay. 42 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:54,418 Get the fuck out of my way! 43 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,382 Yo, sucker! Move! Come on! 44 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:02,718 Move, move, move! What the shit? MAN 1: Get out the way! 45 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,136 CHARLIE: Come on, Grandma. 46 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,807 Ah! 47 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,476 Ha, ha, ha. No laying down on the job! 48 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,561 CHARLIE: Glad my pain amuses you. 49 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:14,397 MAN: Hey, jerk! 50 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,899 JOHN: Come on, come on! Move! 51 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:19,568 TA! TA! 52 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:32,164 KOWALSKI: Wait. Wait. Slow down. Slow down. You got cops down there? 53 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,917 Right. Understood. All right, listen up. 54 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:37,086 Six line, Wall Street station. 55 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:39,714 I want all trains north and south of that location 56 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,757 to stop and stay. Do it. 57 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:44,593 [###] 58 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:51,767 [BEEPING] 59 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,394 [PHONE BUZZING] 60 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:54,854 Doesn't he ever sleep? 61 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:58,190 Yeah. During the day. In a coffin. Kowalski. 62 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,818 You're stopping trains. I wanna know why. 63 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:03,529 We got a police action. Six line, south of Wall Street. 64 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,866 Decoy cops in the tunnel. Where is the revenue train? 65 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:09,618 We're holding it at Wall Street. Send it through. 66 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,829 Sir, we got cops on the tracks down there. 67 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:14,248 Send it through. 68 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:16,667 Nothing stops the money train. 69 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,421 [###] 70 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,800 [GRUNTING] 71 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,687 [TRAIN HORN TOOTING] 72 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,650 Money train! Did I tell you I got a new plan? 73 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:44,320 JOHN: Do we have to talk about this now? 74 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:51,160 [###] 75 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:06,217 THUG 1: Get the fuck out of the way! 76 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,684 WOMAN: Here's the cash. Must've sold a lot of tokens today. 77 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,229 TA! 78 00:07:19,564 --> 00:07:21,440 COP 1: Watch it, guys! 79 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,901 Watch it. I think he's got a gun! COP 2: Watch it! 80 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:26,195 Freeze! COP 3: They're not stopping! 81 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:29,031 Freeze! CHARLIE: No! 82 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:33,202 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 83 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:39,041 JOHN: Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on! Come on! Yo! 84 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,793 CHARLIE: TA, man! Let me see your hands. 85 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,211 COP 1: I don't believe this shit. 86 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,255 Come on! Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're cops. 87 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:46,841 Oh, jeez. Back up, man. Back up. Back up. 88 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:49,009 Look who it is. It's the Transit Twins. 89 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:50,886 Look at this. JOHN: Did you have to? 90 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,721 CHARLIE: Oh, shit. 91 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:55,141 You had to shoot him? It's a fucking kid. 92 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,559 Oh, damn, damn! 93 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:59,270 COP 1: We got standing orders to drop anybody that comes at us. 94 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,564 Does he look like a train robber? A what? 95 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,774 Don't be trying to hang the blame on us here. 96 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,401 CHARLIE: Are you fucking crazy? Huh? 97 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:06,777 You ran him down the plat. 98 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:09,655 If you didn't fuck up, he'd be alive. What'd you say? Huh? 99 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,491 I said you fucked up! Come on! You're not gonna hit him. 100 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,368 Why not? Because Iโ€™m gonna hit him. 101 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,078 Motherfucker. 102 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,082 CHARLIE: Get the fuck off of me! 103 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,295 JOHN: Get the fuck over here! Get off me, motherfucker! 104 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,673 WOMAN [ON INTERCOM]: Chief, those detectives from the decoy squad are here. 105 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,762 PATTERSON: Yeah. Sit down. 106 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,766 And don't bleed on my chair. 107 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,186 No, sir, Chief Patterson. 108 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:43,856 PATTERSON: That report says you're brothers. 109 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,983 You, sir, are a Negro. 110 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:50,529 He is white. Is somebody trying to jack me off? 111 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:51,780 [CHUCKLES] 112 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,949 No, sir. Actually, we're foster brothers. 113 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:57,244 Yeah. See, I ran away from this orphanage, and then-- 114 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,830 PATTERSON: It's a touching story. I was gonna steal-- 115 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,624 Shut up! 116 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:07,087 Today, you caused my money train 117 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:10,424 to arrive 46 minutes late. 118 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,635 When my train is late, 119 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:16,639 I take it as a personal sign of disrespect. 120 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:19,642 The revenue collection for the entire subway system 121 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,353 is under my direct command. 122 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,313 My train. 123 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,148 My people. 124 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:29,193 My money. 125 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:32,863 No one is allowed to dictate the movements of that train 126 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:35,074 without my direct permission. 127 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,825 Am I making myself clear? 128 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:41,205 As a bell, sir. Your train, your people, your money. 129 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,582 [CHUCKLES] 130 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,084 Shut up. 131 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,837 Yes, sir. 132 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,674 Now, are there any questions? 133 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,135 Ahem. Just one. Why did you send the train into the tunnel 134 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,429 when you'd been advised we were in there? 135 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,474 Your situation last night didn't move me one way or the other. 136 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,102 Anything else? JOHN: Yes, Chief Patterson. 137 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,105 Your men shot the kid to shit. I mean, over a rope chain. 138 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:09,358 Yeah, they shot him to shit. That's what they did. 139 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,777 And you can't buy publicity like that. 140 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:13,862 That boy didn't die in vain. 141 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,073 As far as Iโ€™m concerned, he's a goddamn hero. 142 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:20,744 Thanks to his sacrifice, the word went forth today: 143 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,247 You fuck with my train 144 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,624 and I'll kill you. 145 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,377 Now Iโ€™m gonna send one more message. 146 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,170 I don't like you. 147 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:33,465 So don't fuck with my train again. 148 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:37,428 If you do, we will tangle ass, 149 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,763 and you will lose. 150 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,060 You're dismissed. 151 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,645 [###] 152 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:49,231 JOHN: I tell you, I hate bastards like that. 153 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,942 There's no price you can put on a human life. 154 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,611 That kid is dead, and he's worried about his schedule. 155 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,113 You know what Iโ€™d like to do? 156 00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:57,906 You know what Iโ€™d really like to do? 157 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,116 Maim him? No. 158 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,367 Shoot him? No, no, no. 159 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,494 I'd like to take his precious little train. 160 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,747 Take the pacifier right out the baby's mouth. 161 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,624 Hey, you say the word, I'm there. Word. 162 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,251 All right, I'm there. Word. 163 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:12,421 Well, let's do it, then. If I didn't have this badge, whoa, mm. 164 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:16,425 What? We're cops, not nuns. We're not taking the train, man. 165 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,135 Too late. 166 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,012 [LAUGHING] 167 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,558 CHARLIE: I sure do miss the old neighborhood. 168 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,477 JOHN: Why don't you come back more often? 169 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,938 CHARLIE: No, not enough action here. Well, maybe when I retire. 170 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,940 JOHN: So you coming in? 171 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,984 CHARLIE: No. I got a date. 172 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,194 JOHN: You got a date? 173 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,446 CHARLIE: Yeah. With what, a girl? 174 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,783 What do you think? Or a deck of cards? 175 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,285 You think I'm gambling again? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 176 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,621 Matter of fact, you got that look in your eye. 177 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:48,123 I can see the aces jumping up and down right now. 178 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,460 Yeah, well, I can see you got a suspicious mind. 179 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,253 I know you. 180 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,964 You got any cash on you? What for? 181 00:11:56,841 --> 00:12:00,177 Well, if you must know, I'm buying you a Christmas present. 182 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:03,389 You're gonna buy me a Christmas present with my money? 183 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,808 Yeah, so don't be stingy. 184 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,142 [CHUCKLES] 185 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:10,562 You know, you never cease to amaze me. 186 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,232 You don't have to count it. I trust you, man. 187 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,691 I'm out. See you. 188 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,902 So you're really gonna buy me a present, huh? 189 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,195 I love you, man. 190 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,697 If you love me, let me keep my money. 191 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:24,326 Hey, where's your Christmas spirit? In your pocket. 192 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,412 CHARLIE: Hey. Heh, heh. BOY: Look out. 193 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:30,666 And none of them ties or cologne or stuff like that, all right? 194 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,000 No. 195 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,919 Yo, man, remember where you at now. 196 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,881 Better change that walk. Yeah. All right. Yeah. 197 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,925 There you go. Yeah. Hey, what it is. 198 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,302 MAN: Whoa! Oh, you all right, man? 199 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,221 Thanks, man, all right? Go ahead. 200 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:47,057 MAN 1: A thousand. MAN 2: I'm in. 201 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:51,603 CHARLIE: See the grand and kick it a grand. 202 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,523 MAN 3: Not me. I'm out. 203 00:12:56,151 --> 00:13:01,363 Well, I think I'm gonna have to kick it to 5000. 204 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,783 MAN 1: Too rich for me. 205 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,870 [CHARLIE HUMMING] 206 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,371 [COUGHS] 207 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,708 Hm. 208 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,501 [HUMMING] 209 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,336 Charlie? 210 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:20,048 You gonna eat, or you gonna play cards? 211 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,842 [CHUCKLES] 212 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:26,638 Sorry, guys. Iโ€™m making a mess. 213 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,223 Uh... 214 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,517 Call you. 215 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,479 With what? You're light. 216 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:38,734 Oh. Gentlemen, say hello 217 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:42,738 to oyster mother-of-pearl. 218 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,664 [SCREAMING] 219 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,584 [MAN LAUGHING] 220 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:59,630 MAN: Hey, Charlie, let me get you a fucking parachute. 221 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,632 [SCREAMING] 222 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:06,512 Charlie, your brother had better get here soon, or he is going to be an only child. 223 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,138 [HORN HONKS] 224 00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,102 [CHARLIE SCREAMING] 225 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:18,524 [CHARLIE SCREAMING AND MAN LAUGHING] 226 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,776 Okay, nobody move. 227 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:25,072 CHARLIE: John, is that you, my brother? 228 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,659 John. Thank God you're here! 229 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:32,204 Charles, would you mind telling me what the hell is going on here? 230 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,873 Apparently a man's word is no good here, John. 231 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,626 You brought the money, right? Three hundred bucks. 232 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:40,379 Hey, motherfucker owes Mr. Brown 15,000. 233 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,631 Fif--? Fifteen thousand? 234 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,176 John, this is no time to be cheap. JOHN: You know what? 235 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,097 Drop him. No! Hold it! He's kidding! 236 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,516 Oh, the hell I am. No, no, drop the motherfucker. 237 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,518 These guys don't have a sense of humor! 238 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:57,145 They don't know you're kidding! I am not kidding. 239 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,523 I'm tired of this shit. You're the man. 240 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:04,027 CHARLIE: No, no! Oh, oh, oh! Okay. Okay. Okay. 241 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,989 All right. Look, what do you say, Mr. Brown, we make a deal? 242 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,741 CHARLIE: Make a deal. Make a deal. Here's the 300 bucks now. 243 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,535 The rest you get in a couple days. 244 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,996 I'll pay you. I'll pay you. I swear to God. 245 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,500 Okay. Reel him in. CHARLIE: Okay. 246 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,169 Oh, guys. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 247 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,713 You guys are all right. 248 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,841 I was kidding about the sense of humor thing. You know that. 249 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:31,513 Thanks, man. For a second, I thought they were gonna prove I couldn't fly. 250 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,473 You said you were gonna stop this shit. 251 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,310 Yeah, well, I was. I mean, I had a sweetheart of a hand. 252 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,854 You know, it was like there was no way I could lose. 253 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,690 You couldn't lose, huh? You know how many times you said that? 254 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,817 One of these days, I'm not gonna be there. 255 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,944 Think I couldn't have got out of that shit? 256 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,864 Whoa. If I hadn't saved you, you'd be a chalk outline right now. 257 00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,033 I'd be picking you up with a pooper-scooper. 258 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,868 You don't understand. I have changed. 259 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,703 And at a basic cellular level. 260 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:58,040 I know you've heard this before, but I was up there, 51 stories, 261 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,043 dangling, and I mean imminent death, I'm terrified 262 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:05,422 and suddenly, it was like Buddha consciousness. 263 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,717 I've read about it in books. That's it. 264 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,553 God spoke to me. She said, "You have gotta stop gambling." 265 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,222 I swear to Goddess that Iโ€™m quitting. 266 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,266 I bet you 10 bucks says you can't do it. 267 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,393 I'll make it 20. See? My point exactly. 268 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:21,021 Come on, man. When did you lose your sense of humor? 269 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:22,564 Motherfucker. Come on. 270 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,233 You better stop drinking all that wheat-grass bullshit. 271 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,904 You know, dogs pee in that grass. Come on. That's good for you too. 272 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,322 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 273 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:35,327 And then I step over here, and I go to the top platform? 274 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,536 Five? Kale. 275 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,288 Nice. Kale. 276 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,084 MAN 1: Hey, John, let's see that drunk walk again. 277 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,294 MAN 1: You got it. MAN 2: Hey. 278 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,763 Charlie, John, say hello to Grace Santiago. 279 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,307 She's gonna be working with us. 280 00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,602 Hi. How you guys doing? Nice to meet you. 281 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,646 Hi. Hey, yeah. How you doing? 282 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,691 Welcome aboard. Thanks. 283 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,445 She is smoking. I think Iโ€™m in love, man. 284 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,155 Damn, this job is looking up. 285 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:36,430 CHARLIE: All quiet by the D. All clear by the D. 286 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,976 [SINGING "O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL"] 287 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:52,320 Okay, hold on, hold on. We got a Christmas shopper. 288 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:56,408 White male, 19, with his girlfriend. 289 00:17:56,576 --> 00:18:00,579 He's dressed all black. Yeah, he's definitely interested. 290 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:01,788 [COUGHING] 291 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,957 His girlfriend's trying to talk him out of it. 292 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,377 Come on. Oh, now she's dragging him away. 293 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:11,006 You do much decoy? 294 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,716 Six months in the outer boroughs. 295 00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:16,845 I liked it. But this transfer's definitely a lucky break. 296 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,013 Hm. 297 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,681 And they say you guys are the best. 298 00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,726 Oh, well, modesty prevents me from-- 299 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:25,353 Well, no, it does not. We are the best. 300 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,484 CHARLIE: You see the way he's swaying? He's got his arm swinging, 301 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:34,446 you know, like he wants to take a whiz but he forgot how? 302 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,864 He got that from me. 303 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,033 [CHUCKLES] 304 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,285 [GRUNTING] 305 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:41,870 [CHARLIE CHUCKLES] 306 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,371 So where are you from? 307 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,415 The Bronx. 308 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,001 What, uh...? 309 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,880 You living by yourself? Yeah. 310 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,799 Shouldn't you be watching the D? 311 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:55,842 Yeah. Whoa. Hey. 312 00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,928 Hang on. We got something going on here. 313 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,890 WOMAN 1: What do we got here? They normally don't look this good. 314 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,725 Ooh. And look at those big hands. 315 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,560 [BOTH LAUGHING] 316 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:08,688 WOMAN 2: Come here. Wait. What do you think? 317 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,607 Let's take him home. You wanna do it? 318 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:11,858 Come on. Let's do it. 319 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,069 I'm into it, baby. You know that. Hey, honey. 320 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,237 [GROANING] 321 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:16,655 We're gonna take you home. 322 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,907 Come on, baby. Yeah. You wanna come home with us? 323 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:21,243 You are one fine-looking man. Look at this. 324 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,953 Oh, no. Now, don't fight us. 325 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,247 Look at that face. Come on, baby. 326 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:28,500 Come here. We're gonna give you some loving. You know that. 327 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,293 We gonna chew you up. Come on, baby. 328 00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,337 We won't spit you out. Ugh! 329 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,797 Come on. Don't be-- Come on. 330 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:35,590 Come with us. WOMAN 2: Come on. 331 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:36,758 [CHUCKLES] 332 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:40,095 Shouldn't we break it up? He's tugging at his collar for dear life. 333 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,013 Look at that, girl. Pretty scared. 334 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,599 Oh, my man. Come on, baby. All right. There we go. 335 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,726 GRACE: Hey! Hey! 336 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,436 Come on, baby. That's my man! 337 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:52,023 Get your hands off my man! What, are you bitches crazy? 338 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:55,569 You wanna get hurt, that's what it is. We didn't know it was your man. 339 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,863 We didn't know. Have a little Christmas spirit. 340 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,365 Merry Christmas to you. Get the hell out of here! 341 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,409 Yeah, you better run! Your fault. You-- 342 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:03,869 I didn't start nothing. 343 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:08,331 Turn my back for one minute, and you're dogging me? 344 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,459 They were huge. 345 00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:13,086 [CHUCKLES] 346 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,463 Oh, she's beautiful. 347 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:18,633 You wait right there, all right? You wait right there. 348 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,051 And don't you let me see you talking to-- 349 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,803 [JOHN BLOWING NOSE] 350 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:25,974 You're nasty. What you looking at? Kick your ass too. Shit. 351 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,559 [LAUGHS] 352 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,324 Alone at last. 353 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,659 May I help you? 354 00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,578 I was hoping we could help each other. 355 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,371 What do you want, sir? 356 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,832 I wanna ask you a question. 357 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:57,047 Do you know what it's like to smell your own flesh burning? 358 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,342 [SCREAMS] 359 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:08,183 You better hand out the cash, bitch, or I'll light you up. 360 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,851 Okay. 361 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,527 [SCREAMS] 362 00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,238 I gave you the money. 363 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:25,033 I'm not in it for the money. 364 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,163 [SCREAMING] 365 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,707 WOMAN: Help me! 366 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:35,418 CHARLIE: Oh, my God, it's the Torch. 367 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,213 Call EMS, tell them we got a fire in a downtown booth. 368 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,048 Ah! Oh, my God! 369 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:41,633 [HORN TOOTING] 370 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:51,977 GRACE: I'll take the street. 371 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,315 [TIRES SCREECHING AND HORN HONKING] 372 00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:59,275 Ah! Help! Help! 373 00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:05,573 TORCH: Hey! 374 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,415 MAN: Holy crap! 375 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,458 JOHN: Get down! Get down! Ah! Ah! 376 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:24,134 Sick bastard. 377 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,469 COP 1: Police! Freeze! COP 2: There he is! 378 00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:28,930 Don't move! GRACE: Get off me, you sick fuck! 379 00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:30,432 COP 1: Hold it right there! 380 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:36,980 JOHN: Let's go! Get on the ground! 381 00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,611 JOHN: Shit! Ah! 382 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,990 WOMAN: Help me! Help me, please! No! No! 383 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:48,783 JOHN: You're okay. 384 00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:51,119 CHARLIE: You're okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 385 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,751 [CHATTERING] 386 00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:00,462 Hey. Hey, man. 387 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,422 Johnny, Merry Christmas. Frank. 388 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,382 Merry Christmas. What are you drinking? 389 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,342 I'm gonna have the usual. Jack? 390 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:10,180 Yeah, Jack. Straight up. You got it. 391 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,475 [GRUNTING] 392 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,354 No, no. Better yet. Give me two of those. 393 00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:21,691 Give me two Jacks, and give me two beers too. 394 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:23,777 [GRUNTING] 395 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:32,660 Okay, now, this right here is a little hard and heavy, 396 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,997 so I think you should drink it with... 397 00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:37,373 [GRUNTING] 398 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:43,505 a beer, because you obviously have been there before. 399 00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:46,341 FRANK: That's with me, Johnny. 400 00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:48,051 Damn. 401 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:50,136 Ahem. There you go. 402 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:53,348 You know, you took a pretty hard one today. 403 00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:56,351 Too bad that sick bastard got away. 404 00:23:57,311 --> 00:24:01,189 Yeah, well, it was his lucky day. That won't be happening twice. 405 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:02,941 Don't beat yourself up about it 406 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,026 because I talked with the EMS people 407 00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:08,530 and they said the token-booth clerk is gonna be just fine, so... 408 00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:11,282 Well, that's good to hear. Yeah. 409 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,410 I'm glad to hear that. Absolutely. 410 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:18,039 You know, I wanted to tell you 411 00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,542 that this job can be hazardous to your health 412 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:23,128 if, uh, you take it too seriously. 413 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,964 Yeah, well, I don't know no other way. 414 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,757 Me neither. 415 00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:32,053 I mean, it does take a special kind of person 416 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:36,266 to do this job, you know. Someone with dedication. 417 00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:39,310 Perseverance. Stamina. 418 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,397 Strength. Courage. 419 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,816 Cojones. 420 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,736 Complete and utter stupidity. 421 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,572 It's a curse. We're doomed. 422 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,490 Uh-huh. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 423 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,075 [LAUGHING] 424 00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,288 Welcome to the team. 425 00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:00,540 Thanks. 426 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,335 And how are my two favorite people? 427 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,171 Hey. We were fine. 428 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,380 [CHUCKLES] 429 00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:09,132 He's a kidder. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, yeah. 430 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:11,718 So, look, I went out, looked long and hard, 431 00:25:11,886 --> 00:25:14,137 and I found you something for your first day, 432 00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:16,347 I thought might be special. Aw . 433 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,474 CHARLIE: The alcohol preserves it. Thank you. 434 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,226 I don't know what to say. 435 00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:23,313 He probably stole it from some little Girl Scout or something. 436 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,690 Oh, my-- Yeah, he's a nut. 437 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,817 Why don't you grab us a couple cervezas. 438 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:29,027 What? 439 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:31,154 You expect Grace to pay on her first night? 440 00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:33,615 And you know I'm having that cash-flow problem. 441 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:38,453 Cash-flow... Oh, you mean you're broke. Ha, ha, ha. 442 00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:42,665 Right, right, right. Means that you ain't got a dime to your name, right? 443 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:45,627 Lovely flower, though. He's a great guy, huh? 444 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:48,463 Mm-hm. Too bad he's gay. 445 00:25:48,631 --> 00:25:49,797 So how you doing? 446 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,174 Yeah. How you doing, man? 447 00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:52,425 Good, man. How are you? 448 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:55,470 Yo, man, let me ask you a question. What's that? 449 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:59,641 How does it feel to be brothers with a white guy? 450 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,809 Come on, man, I told you that story already. 451 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:05,146 I was taking out the garbage. I heard this garbage can making noise. 452 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:07,148 You found him, right? I found-- Well-- 453 00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:09,651 You didn't feed the motherfucker? No, I didn't feed-- 454 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:13,529 You can't get rid of them when you feed them, you know that, right? 455 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,323 Look, I got something I gotta do. 456 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:18,826 All right. Stay black, man. Yeah, man. Ain't got no choice. 457 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,328 JOHN: Come on! 458 00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:23,331 The night is young! Come on! I gotta go. 459 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:24,832 The night's a puppy. 460 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,503 She say that she wanted to be here, but she's leaving. 461 00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:32,006 [BOTH SINGING] Amazing Grace Amazing Grace 462 00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:35,677 How sweet the sound How sweet-- Ugh! 463 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,053 Man, oh, man. 464 00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:39,347 I'm in love, man. What are you talking about? 465 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:42,100 Come on. You ain't got a shot. You better ease back. 466 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,227 I am deeply in love, I think. 467 00:26:44,395 --> 00:26:47,522 Yeah, well, she is nice, isn't she? More than nice. 468 00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:50,525 I'd introduce her to Ma Di if she were still alive, you know? 469 00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:54,112 I'd bear her children if she'd give me the opportunity. 470 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,364 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 471 00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:59,534 Well, you know what they say: 472 00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:01,661 May the best man win. 473 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:04,038 Well, don't worry, Little Boy Blue. I intend to. 474 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,373 Oh, come on, now, Dorothy. 475 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:08,126 Click your heels three times and come on back to Kansas. 476 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,377 You ain't got a chance. 477 00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:11,587 Is that right? That's right. That's right. 478 00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:13,047 Matter of fact, 479 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:15,842 she didn't even keep the rose you gave her. 480 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:19,012 [JOHN LAUGHING] 481 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,389 That's fucked up. 482 00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:25,059 Yo, don't worry about it, man. You'll get another one, right? 483 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,395 That is fucked up, man. 484 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,731 I wouldn't go down that road with you. 485 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:33,901 It's typical of your insensitivity, like pissing on that nice car. 486 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:36,446 You know what? You just always gotta be the coolest. 487 00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:39,949 You always gotta be the smartest. You gotta be the most on top of it. 488 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:42,535 I'm just kidding, man. No, you ain't just kidding. 489 00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:45,580 You're always that way. You gotta be the guy who gets the girl. 490 00:27:45,748 --> 00:27:48,166 You know what it was? Ma Di gave you everything, 491 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:50,501 then you always expect everything. Whoa, whoa. What? 492 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:53,129 Ma Di gave me everything? Ma Di treated us the same. 493 00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:56,674 No, no, no. God rest her soul. She treated me great. 494 00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:59,093 She took me in, she fed me, she loved me, 495 00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:00,595 but she loved you better. 496 00:28:01,889 --> 00:28:06,601 Yo, Charlie, Charlie, look. We got the same thing, all right? 497 00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:08,936 It's called sharing, right? 498 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,856 I wear your coat, you wear my shoes. 499 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,108 I use your toothbrush-- I wear your shoes. 500 00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:17,612 I'm always in your shoes. I'm always in your footsteps. 501 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:19,781 I'm always Hook's little brother. 502 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,658 Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 503 00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:25,620 Are we talking about shoes, or are we talking about Grace? 504 00:28:25,788 --> 00:28:28,956 We're talking about the fact that my ceiling is always your floor. 505 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,209 Move out the motherfucking building, then. 506 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:34,045 I happen to like the building. Then what's your complaint? 507 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:37,632 My complaint is you're always first, and I'm always one step behind. 508 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,801 And you perpetuate that. What? 509 00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,135 Yeah. Oh, wait a minute. 510 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:42,929 So now it's my fault, right? 511 00:28:43,097 --> 00:28:44,847 Partially. You're blaming that on me? 512 00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:47,308 You have plenty of opportunity, but you know what? 513 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:50,812 You always fuck it up. Well, now, that illustrates my point. 514 00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:53,773 You're calling me a fuck-up. I did not call you a fuck-up. 515 00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:55,650 I said you fuck up. There's a difference. 516 00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:59,195 So you call me a fuck-up, so I keep fucking up. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. 517 00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:02,490 Are you listening to me? Yeah. Are you listening to me? 518 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,325 I don't need this shit. No, no, no. 519 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:08,121 Don't be putting your hands on me. What are you gonna do about it, huh? 520 00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:11,332 You over there. Ain't nothing between us but the motherfucking air. 521 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,751 Make a move. MAN: Give me your wallets, watches. 522 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:16,170 You testing me? MAN: Yo, motherfucker! 523 00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:19,048 Your wallets first, then rings and watches. 524 00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:21,426 MAN 2: Give it up, man. MAN 3: Yo, give up your shit. 525 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,678 What, you deaf? MAN 2: Hey, come on, motherfucker. 526 00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:26,347 MAN 3: I'm talking to your Casper ass. Give it up. 527 00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,516 MAN 1: You heard the man. 528 00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:30,601 I'll be... 529 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:34,272 Damn. Shit. 530 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,275 MAN 1: Easy. Easy. MAN 2: All right, chill out, white boy. 531 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:40,236 JOHN: Okay, now look at the shit you done got us in. 532 00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:42,405 What, you gonna blame this shit on me too? 533 00:29:42,573 --> 00:29:45,366 Oh, this is definitely your fault. Oh, it was my fault? 534 00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:48,619 Who was watching the street? JOHN: I got to go out like this? 535 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:51,706 I'm so sick of your shit. Stop trying to pin everything on me. 536 00:29:51,874 --> 00:29:53,249 This one is your fault. 537 00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:55,877 I don't care who caused this shit, just give it up! 538 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:57,879 I didn't call you a fuck-up. Fuck you. 539 00:29:58,046 --> 00:29:59,338 What do you mean? Fuck you! 540 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:00,590 Yo, fuck you! Fuck you! 541 00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:03,217 What you talking about? I'll bust a cap in your ass! 542 00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:05,928 Look, motherfucker, I'm robbing your motherfucking ass! 543 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:09,182 Give up your shit! I tell you what. Iโ€™ll get the shoes. 544 00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:11,767 Over here! Hello? JOHN: Yo, give up the shoes. 545 00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:13,895 I'll shoot you in your good eye, man. 546 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:16,397 This is a stickup, motherfucker! A stickup! 547 00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:19,567 CHARLIE: I'll fill you so full of holes, you'll look like chocolate Swiss cheese. 548 00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:21,402 What the fuck is wrong with y'all? 549 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,779 Let's get the fuck out of here. This is crazy. 550 00:30:23,947 --> 00:30:26,741 You took my Ice Cream records. Ice Cube! Ice Cube! 551 00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:29,410 CHARLIE: Ice Cube, Ice Pick, Ice Capades. I'm white. 552 00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:31,454 How should I know? They fucking sick. 553 00:30:31,622 --> 00:30:33,414 MAN 1: Let's get up out of here, man. 554 00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:35,416 [CHARLIE & JOHN CHUCKLING] 555 00:30:38,754 --> 00:30:40,755 You wasn't gonna really shoot me, were you? 556 00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:43,424 Hell, no. You weren't gonna shoot me, were you? 557 00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:45,927 JOHN: I mean, you had that Alabama look in your eye. 558 00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:49,680 CHARLIE: Yeah. You're lucky I didn't have a fire hose. 559 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,307 [JOHN LAUGHING] 560 00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:55,353 JOHN: So you really think this girl can make a difference, huh? 561 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:57,897 CHARLIE: Yeah, you know, I do. 562 00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:02,443 JOHN: Well, hey, man, go for it, you know? 563 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:03,861 CHARLIE: Yeah? 564 00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:06,155 JOHN: Yeah, man, I'm out of it. I mean, you know. 565 00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:08,115 CHARLIE: You serious? 566 00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:12,078 JOHN: Look, I hope she makes you happy. 567 00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:15,957 CHARLIE: Hey, Merry Christmas, man. 568 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:18,751 JOHN: Hey, Merry Christmas to you too, man. 569 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,636 [BLOWING NOSE] 570 00:31:34,101 --> 00:31:37,812 Department says we gotta take backup on during the holiday season. 571 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:40,815 But it don't mean we have to like who they send us. Shut up 572 00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:43,067 and you just stay out of our way. 573 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,027 Whoa, whoa. Hey, man, look, I'm sorry. 574 00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:47,154 Hey, we didn't ask for this assignment. 575 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:51,075 You know, you don't have to treat us like we're gonna steal something. 576 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:53,995 Yeah, really, man. I guess they're a little pissed off 577 00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:57,498 because we beat the shit out of their buddies on day shift. 578 00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:01,043 Hey, hey. Everybody chill. COP 1: Hey, hey, hey. 579 00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:04,422 We're here to help you out today, Dooley. Itโ€™s all right, you know. 580 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:07,341 Just a bit too much testosterone in here or something. 581 00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:10,177 Lighten up, babe. CHARLIE: You ought to try retaining. 582 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:14,932 All right, back to your stations. We got a schedule to keep. 583 00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:17,018 Yo, Dooley. 584 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:20,021 You're gonna take in a lot of money tonight, huh? 585 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:23,065 Yeah, this time of year, 3, maybe 4 million. 586 00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:25,443 Damn. 587 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,779 Now, that's money. 588 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:32,950 That's a whole lot of money. Stop drooling. Stop drooling. 589 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:35,369 It's not like we can't take a few mental notes. 590 00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:37,121 Check out that grate. 591 00:32:41,335 --> 00:32:44,378 DOOLEY: Look alive. We got something up ahead. 592 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:53,220 COP 1: No problem. Just workers in the tunnel. 593 00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:55,848 Hey, hotshot, you're standing in my spot. 594 00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:57,850 Hey, don't be poking me with that thing. 595 00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:00,102 Go fuck yourself. Shut the fuck up, punk. 596 00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:02,104 Don't be pushing me. Go fuck yourself. 597 00:33:02,272 --> 00:33:05,066 What are you gonna do? I'm gonna shove it up your ass. 598 00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:07,943 Get the fuck out of here, you punk. CHARLIE: Hey. Hey. 599 00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:10,029 Hang on, now. You ain't gonna hit him. 600 00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:12,156 Why not? Because Iโ€™m gonna hit him. 601 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:16,243 DOOLEY: All right, knock it off. COP 1: Jesus Christ. 602 00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:20,498 COP 2: Come on. 603 00:33:21,375 --> 00:33:24,502 JOHN: Oh, my God. That was beautiful. 604 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,128 Hm. 605 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,547 She your wife? 606 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,132 No, sir. 607 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:31,592 Your girlfriend? 608 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,552 No, sir. 609 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:39,350 Ah, perhaps your sister. Now, that would make sense. 610 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:42,978 A white brother, a black brother, 611 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:47,274 and a Latino sister. 612 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:52,279 Officer Grace Santiago, sir. I've been newly assigned to Unit One. 613 00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:57,034 You boys are lucky. How did you get so lucky? 614 00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:04,125 Are they lucky, Officer Santiago? 615 00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:07,420 I don't know what you mean, sir. 616 00:34:07,587 --> 00:34:11,382 Having you as a partner. Are they lucky? 617 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:17,138 I'll try my best to do my job and be part of the team, sir. 618 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:20,683 I'm sure you will. You're dismissed. 619 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:26,480 This doesn't concern you, Officer Santiago. 620 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:30,818 You boys, you don't listen. 621 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:35,656 This time, you may have your nuts in a wringer. 622 00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:39,285 Last time you messed with my train, it was late. 623 00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:42,371 This time, it was light. 624 00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:46,667 Light? Sit down. 625 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:51,589 It seems that, in the darkness and confusion, 626 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:55,092 somebody made off with 25,000 of my dollars. 627 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,678 You got any idea how that could happen? 628 00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:02,433 No, sir. Why ask us? 629 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:05,019 You're a bad gambler, Sunny Jim. 630 00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:08,355 You're in debt up to your eyeballs. 631 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:11,400 Matter of fact, the only thing you're good at is losing money. 632 00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:14,779 I think you can figure out how I lost mine. 633 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:18,365 Wait. Wait. Are you trying to say that we had something to do with this? 634 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,159 Did I say that? 635 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:22,369 I didn't say that. 636 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:27,750 All I said was that bad things seem to happen around you two 637 00:35:27,918 --> 00:35:32,046 and some money got lost. 638 00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:34,298 I think you can help me find it. 639 00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:38,052 How so? You look for it. 640 00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:45,059 I got a hunch that if you dig down in that commode that you call a soul, 641 00:35:45,227 --> 00:35:47,478 you'll come up with something. 642 00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:50,272 Excuse me, sir. I didn't ask to be disturbed. 643 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,316 I think you might wanna hear this. 644 00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:57,822 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 645 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:04,370 Get out of here. 646 00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:09,208 Uh... 647 00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:14,880 You're dismissed. 648 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:19,093 Dismissed? Dismissed. 649 00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:22,596 [JOHN CHUCKLING] 650 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,975 You know, one second you're calling us crooks, 651 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:29,061 and then the next second we're just dismissed, huh? 652 00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:30,980 The money has been recovered. 653 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:33,732 A collection agent made a full confession. 654 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:36,443 I said, you're dismissed. 655 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:38,821 [SCOFFS] 656 00:36:41,241 --> 00:36:44,702 Oh, by the way, whatever happened to that money-train model 657 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,036 that was on your desk? 658 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,122 JOHN: You know, I was just thinking about that. 659 00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:51,292 I looked over there, and I didn't see it. Heartbroken. 660 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:52,459 CHARLIE: Just, poof, gone. 661 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:56,046 JOHN: Man, the manpower that would've had to go into putting that together. 662 00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:58,007 You're right on the edge. 663 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,801 You're a wreck looking for someplace to happen. 664 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:03,804 I'll be there, 665 00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:06,724 and I'll fuck you dead. 666 00:37:07,642 --> 00:37:10,436 CHARLIE: Do you think he wants to fuck us before we're dead or after? 667 00:37:10,604 --> 00:37:13,647 JOHN: I understood that when we're dead, that's when he wants to fuck us. 668 00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:16,984 Either way, it's a pain in the ass, man. Oh, man, fuck that. 669 00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:18,527 Yeah, really. Fuck him. 670 00:37:18,695 --> 00:37:22,865 I mean, thinking I stole the money, that's insulting. 671 00:37:23,033 --> 00:37:27,703 Well, I tell you, I thought you stole it too. 672 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:31,123 You did? Well, that's all right. You're family. 673 00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:35,169 You got a right to insult me. But that son of a bitch, he-- 674 00:37:35,337 --> 00:37:37,838 Hey, Hook. What? 675 00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:41,634 Hook. You know what's on the other side of that pond? 676 00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:43,177 JOHN: Yeah, that's Wollman Rink. 677 00:37:43,345 --> 00:37:46,513 Last night, those repair guys came up a ladder into the park. 678 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:49,183 Where? Right over there? Yeah. 679 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:52,686 Oh. Ah. Oh. 680 00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:55,189 I see what you're saying. That's what I'm saying. 681 00:37:55,357 --> 00:37:57,524 You're saying stop the train near the rink. 682 00:37:57,692 --> 00:37:59,985 Yeah. Then use the ladder to climb up 683 00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:02,237 and, pow, take away the cash. 684 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:05,199 Take the cash. We'll disappear into the park. 685 00:38:06,076 --> 00:38:07,117 Never work. 686 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,870 It'll work. It'll work. It'll work. It'll never work. 687 00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:11,914 Charlie. What? 688 00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:14,541 How much do you think we can get? 689 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:18,003 Three, 4 million at least. Hm. 690 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,798 Man, man, man. Mm. 691 00:38:20,966 --> 00:38:22,466 We could be rich. 692 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:27,554 Rich, man? Fuck, we'd be free. And it's about time for our people. Mm. Uh-huh. 693 00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:30,057 Say it loud. I'm black and I'm proud. 694 00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:33,394 And you look it. Ugh! Ugh! 695 00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:34,853 Man, we're talking about-- 696 00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:38,232 That's living like the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. 697 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,566 You know what we could do? 698 00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:41,944 We could be just taking cruise ships, you know? 699 00:38:42,112 --> 00:38:45,406 Go from island to island. We'd be like boat people, but richer. 700 00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:48,075 Richer than that? Hell, man, we could go to, like-- 701 00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:50,160 We'll buy an island. Now you're talking. 702 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,413 Yeah. Iโ€™m saying-- That's enterprising. 703 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,248 Something like Maui. Or Bali. 704 00:38:54,416 --> 00:38:56,166 Tahiti. Any of the "I" islands. 705 00:38:56,334 --> 00:39:00,921 Exactly. The best thing is that we wouldn't have to put up with no crap 706 00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:04,258 from that necrophiliac, prick-in-a-suit Patterson. 707 00:39:04,426 --> 00:39:06,677 That son of a bitch, man. We don't deserve that. 708 00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:08,053 Let the sharks eat him. 709 00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:11,265 Let's do it, man. Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm with it. 710 00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:14,184 Here's what I'm saying. What are you saying? Talk to me. 711 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:15,644 Come on, now. Talk to me. 712 00:39:15,812 --> 00:39:19,773 The best possible time to pull this off is gonna be New Year's Eve. 713 00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:22,484 Why? Because New Year's Day they have the rate hike. 714 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:26,196 So it's just gonna be loaded down with currency, man. 715 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:29,366 I mean, it'll just be phat. You know what I mean? 716 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:32,327 Where'd you learn that word at, man? Well, MTV Raps, man. 717 00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:33,579 [LAUGHS] 718 00:39:33,747 --> 00:39:35,664 I'm trying to keep up with my heritage. 719 00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:38,292 Anyway, man, think about it. What do you think? 720 00:39:38,460 --> 00:39:39,543 [LAUGHING] 721 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,879 Wait, wait, wait. What? 722 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:43,797 Look, Charlie, come back to Earth, man. 723 00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:47,926 All right? Just-- Just calm down. Come on. Come on, now. 724 00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:51,221 Come on back to Earth, buddy. What are you talking about? 725 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,807 Charles, we're not gonna rob the money train. 726 00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:57,478 Why not? Because, uh, uh-- We're cops. 727 00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,146 And, you know, remember: 728 00:39:59,314 --> 00:40:01,648 Serve, protect, break a mugger's neck, all of that. 729 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:04,234 That's our credo. We gotta do this. We can do this. 730 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:07,529 No, no, no. Shh, shh, shh. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. 731 00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:10,657 No, no. It would be no problem. No-- No-- 732 00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:13,869 I'm telling you, it's easy. No, no. Shh, shh, shh. 733 00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:15,496 No, wait-- No. Shh. Ah. 734 00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:18,582 See, I get the-- Shh. Shh, shh, shh. 735 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:24,505 Put that thing away before somebody think you got it for Christmas. 736 00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,507 We could double if-- Eh, eh, eh. Ah. 737 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:30,511 [SALSA MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 738 00:40:41,064 --> 00:40:52,157 [CHUCKLES] 739 00:40:52,534 --> 00:40:55,160 Don't let me interrupt. It was too hot inside. 740 00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:57,788 I had to come outside for a minute. 741 00:40:58,081 --> 00:40:59,540 Uh-huh. 742 00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:01,792 I see you're getting down, huh? 743 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,878 Salsa, yeah. That's all right. Love this. 744 00:41:05,672 --> 00:41:07,381 I grew up with this stuff. 745 00:41:07,549 --> 00:41:09,716 You didn't. Now, I grew up on this. Excuse me? 746 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:11,844 No, no, no. See, I'm from the Bronx, see? 747 00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,512 What? What? Come on. 748 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,514 Let's see what you got. 749 00:41:17,267 --> 00:41:18,892 [LAUGHING] 750 00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:23,063 Are you sure? Hey, I'm very surprised. 751 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:28,110 Baby, E Street. Here, do this. 752 00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:32,072 See? See that there? You're teaching me something, huh? 753 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:35,534 Gotta learn from somebody. 754 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,288 Let's see what you got, now. 755 00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:41,456 Watch out, now. I might throw a spin on you. 756 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,167 Oh! 757 00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:45,919 Ah. 758 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,129 [MUSIC STOPS] 759 00:41:47,297 --> 00:41:49,715 Little rough for the first time. That's all right. 760 00:41:49,883 --> 00:41:51,925 If we do it a bit more often, we'd get some practice in. 761 00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:53,093 [SLOW MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 762 00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:55,429 Thought we were dancing. That was nice. That was nice. 763 00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:59,308 You just gonna leave me hanging? What? No, no, no. 764 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:03,562 Slow music? Oh, no, no, no. I don't dance to slow music. 765 00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:06,857 Oh, you don't dance to slow music? No. Come on, now. 766 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:09,985 No. How would it look for me to all of a sudden just, like... 767 00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:13,071 step up to you like that and, you know, pull you close 768 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:17,868 and start dancing with you all close and stuff like that? 769 00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:20,204 That could work. 770 00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:28,879 I got a confession to make. 771 00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:31,381 Yeah, and what's that? 772 00:42:32,342 --> 00:42:35,469 Well, this is the first time I ever danced with a cop. 773 00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:39,181 Yeah, well, me too. 774 00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:47,231 Hey. Hey, hey. I hope that's your gun. 775 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:49,733 Oh, well, whatever it is, it's poking me too. 776 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:52,361 Hold on. Maybe it's my gun. 777 00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:55,656 I'm telling you, put your stuff in the back. 778 00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:58,158 You put your stuff to the back. I am. 779 00:42:58,326 --> 00:43:00,160 [LAUGHING] 780 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:03,538 [TERRY ELLIS' "WHEREVER YOU ARE" PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 781 00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:34,987 [CHUCKLES] 782 00:43:35,405 --> 00:43:36,738 Oh, wow. 783 00:43:37,824 --> 00:43:39,700 Oh, boy. 784 00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:41,201 Ooh. 785 00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:44,871 Hey, look, I think I should go in. 786 00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:46,373 Yeah. Yeah. 787 00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:48,667 Yeah, you know, because we don't want people 788 00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:51,712 to come out here and start talking. No. We wouldn't want that. 789 00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:53,297 You know how the precinct is: 790 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,465 Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah. Heh, heh. 791 00:43:55,925 --> 00:44:00,762 You go ahead. Okay. All right. Nice. 792 00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:07,102 Grace. 793 00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:10,731 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 794 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:12,190 [LAUGHS] 795 00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:13,400 Gracias. 796 00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:15,444 I enjoyed it too. 797 00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:25,037 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 798 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:29,666 ["ALL THAT MATTERS" PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 799 00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:38,800 CHARLIE: Hey. Hey. 800 00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:43,513 How goes it? Can I interest you in a piลˆa colada? 801 00:44:46,726 --> 00:44:49,061 [SPEAKING INAUDIBLY] 802 00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:55,817 Hi. 803 00:44:59,989 --> 00:45:02,115 CHARLIE [SINGING]: You gotta get up You gotta get up 804 00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:05,077 You gotta get up in the morning You gotta get up 805 00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:06,536 JOHN: Stop, stop, stop. 806 00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:09,206 I should've never told you where I hide my keys. 807 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:11,208 Come on. Hey, Hook. Come on, man. 808 00:45:11,376 --> 00:45:13,585 Come on, get up. Time to play. Hook. Hook. 809 00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:14,836 Stop. Get up. 810 00:45:15,004 --> 00:45:17,714 All right? Oh! Say no more, man. 811 00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:20,717 It's hot in here. It's hot. Hot. 812 00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:23,136 Could it be hotter in here? It's like a sauna. 813 00:45:23,304 --> 00:45:26,139 JOHN: Don't touch that window, man. Don't touch the window, man. 814 00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:29,142 Fresh air. Yo, man, it's cold outside. 815 00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:31,395 You gotta get fresh air. Trust me. Come on. 816 00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:33,980 Fresh air? Where do you think you're at, in the Alps? 817 00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:37,984 CHARLIE: Best thing for your lungs. This is New York, man. 818 00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:42,447 Ow! Oh, watch your shin there, man. 819 00:45:42,615 --> 00:45:45,700 JOHN: Smell like you haven't been back to your place to wash. 820 00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:48,703 CHARLIE: That's because I haven't. 821 00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:51,873 You haven't? No. Iโ€™ve been out. 822 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:54,376 Grace? I've been out with Grace 823 00:45:54,544 --> 00:45:59,005 all night long, and, God, Iโ€™m feeling good. Whoo! 824 00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:08,014 All night? 825 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:09,683 [SNIFFING] 826 00:46:11,144 --> 00:46:14,229 Yeah, all night. And I feel all right. 827 00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:16,690 What, you try some of your world-class, 828 00:46:16,858 --> 00:46:18,400 cheap-ass moves on her? 829 00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:22,028 Well, gentleman never tells. 830 00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:27,033 What? A gentleman never tells. 831 00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:30,787 Ah. Well, since you're in no danger of even becoming one, 832 00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:33,123 you could go ahead and tell me. 833 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,292 How'd it go? 834 00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:40,380 All right. We-- No, I ain't gonna say. No. 835 00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:43,884 Did you kiss her? 836 00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:45,677 [SNORING] 837 00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:51,558 You kissed her, didn't you? 838 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:54,186 [GRUNTING] 839 00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:32,349 Shouldn't you be home in bed? Too much energy. 840 00:47:32,517 --> 00:47:35,644 I thought Iโ€™d come here and try to burn it off. 841 00:47:36,771 --> 00:47:39,606 Yeah, well, thought you worked that out last night. 842 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:48,615 You know, um, I still got a little something left. 843 00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:54,454 What? You wanna go at it? 844 00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:56,957 Ha. What? Boxing? 845 00:47:57,124 --> 00:48:00,460 Yeah. Come on. Let's go a few rounds. 846 00:48:02,088 --> 00:48:04,464 And don't hold back. 847 00:48:04,632 --> 00:48:05,966 Come on. 848 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,635 Look, you sure you wanna do this? 849 00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:10,679 [CHUCKLES] 850 00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:13,431 Oh, oh, oh. 851 00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:17,060 Oh, you're a little sneaky, huh? 852 00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:20,647 Back up, now. Wait. Hey, get out of here. Get out. 853 00:48:21,607 --> 00:48:23,483 I ain't going nowhere. 854 00:48:23,651 --> 00:48:24,859 Ugh! 855 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:30,407 [CHUCKLES] 856 00:48:30,658 --> 00:48:31,992 Ha, ha, ha. 857 00:48:32,994 --> 00:48:35,787 Ugh! Okay. 858 00:48:35,955 --> 00:48:37,914 All right, good. Good. 859 00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:41,876 GRACE: So you wanna talk about last night? 860 00:48:42,628 --> 00:48:44,671 You're talking about you and Charlie, right? 861 00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:47,382 No. Iโ€™m talking about you and me 862 00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:49,342 and the real reason you backed off. 863 00:48:49,510 --> 00:48:52,512 Look, you gonna box or you gonna talk, huh? 864 00:48:57,893 --> 00:48:59,144 It's Charlie, isn't it? 865 00:48:59,312 --> 00:49:01,187 What? It's Charlie, isn't it? 866 00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:05,358 Yes, yes, it's Charlie. The guy is crazy about you. 867 00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:08,111 This has got to be a first. 868 00:49:08,738 --> 00:49:10,739 A guy who cares more about his brother 869 00:49:10,906 --> 00:49:16,202 than he does about himself. Well, he is my brother, and-- Oh! 870 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,705 Yes, I care about him. 871 00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:22,334 I mean, I ain't no saint or nothing like that. 872 00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:25,545 There are times when I feel like I wanna just kill the guy. 873 00:49:25,713 --> 00:49:28,381 Yeah. I heard he's kind of a fuck-up. 874 00:49:28,549 --> 00:49:30,050 A fuck-up? 875 00:49:31,344 --> 00:49:32,552 Ugh! 876 00:49:34,055 --> 00:49:36,598 Dang. Jeez. Oh, man, Iโ€™m sorry. 877 00:49:36,766 --> 00:49:38,516 No, Iโ€™m okay. No, Iโ€™m... 878 00:49:38,684 --> 00:49:42,937 I was out of line anyway. Oh, no, no, no. 879 00:49:43,105 --> 00:49:44,606 I mean, can't you understand 880 00:49:44,774 --> 00:49:46,941 that I have to look after my brother? 881 00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:49,778 I can understand about you and your brother. 882 00:49:49,945 --> 00:49:51,279 What Iโ€™m not understanding 883 00:49:51,447 --> 00:49:53,823 is what's going on between you and me. 884 00:49:55,076 --> 00:49:56,951 You and me. 885 00:49:58,579 --> 00:50:03,124 Yeah. You and your feelings about me. 886 00:50:07,088 --> 00:50:09,339 Well, I decked you, didn't I? 887 00:50:19,392 --> 00:50:20,809 [LAUGHS] 888 00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:24,187 I feel the same way about you. 889 00:50:24,689 --> 00:50:27,107 You know, this could get painful. 890 00:50:28,109 --> 00:50:31,778 Hey, love hurts. 891 00:50:32,154 --> 00:50:34,197 MAN: Yo, officer. Officer. 892 00:50:34,365 --> 00:50:37,283 Good night. Adios. See you, Charlie. 893 00:50:39,912 --> 00:50:43,164 Yo, Charlie. Yo, hold up. I wanna talk to you. 894 00:50:44,959 --> 00:50:47,252 Hey, come here, man. 895 00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:50,130 Something I wanna give to you. 896 00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:54,467 Your conscience finally got to you? You got me a Christmas present? 897 00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:03,560 What is this? Fifteen grand? 898 00:51:03,728 --> 00:51:08,523 Well, yeah. I've been saving it for a rainy day, and it's raining, Charlie. 899 00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:11,234 I can't take this. Charlie-- 900 00:51:11,610 --> 00:51:13,486 No, no, no. Charles. 901 00:51:13,654 --> 00:51:17,157 Go ahead and take it and handle your affairs, all right? 902 00:51:17,825 --> 00:51:19,993 Go and pay Mr. Brown. 903 00:51:21,287 --> 00:51:22,829 You're always there for me, Hook. 904 00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:26,833 Well, you'd be there for me, so... No, I wouldn't. 905 00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:31,504 I mean, you wouldn't get yourself into a mess like this. 906 00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:37,844 I'm gonna pay you back every dime with interest. 907 00:51:38,679 --> 00:51:40,180 Heh, heh. Yeah, I know you will. 908 00:51:40,347 --> 00:51:42,348 I love you, man. I love you too. 909 00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:46,770 Handle it. I'm gonna take care of it right now. 910 00:51:50,024 --> 00:51:52,692 Put this shit away. You never know around here, right? 911 00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:55,111 Hey, look, tomorrow night, 912 00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:57,530 if you're not busy, meet me down at the Wha. 913 00:51:57,698 --> 00:52:00,617 There's something I wanna talk to you about, all right? 914 00:52:00,785 --> 00:52:02,577 You got it. Iโ€™m there. 915 00:52:06,749 --> 00:52:10,877 You never cease to amaze me. Best New Year's ever. 916 00:52:13,506 --> 00:52:15,548 Or something. Heh, heh. 917 00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:29,896 WOMAN: Oh! Whoa. 918 00:52:30,231 --> 00:52:32,774 You all right? Yes, Iโ€™m fine. Iโ€™m fine. 919 00:52:32,942 --> 00:52:34,943 Hang in there. Easy does it. 920 00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:44,327 WOMAN: Whoa. 921 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:47,413 Please, careful. You dropped this. Oh, goodness. 922 00:52:47,581 --> 00:52:49,582 Yeah. Thank you. Thanks. 923 00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:54,379 MAN [ON PA]: This is 33rd Street. 33rd Street station. 924 00:52:54,547 --> 00:52:56,339 Police. Hey, what are you doing? 925 00:52:56,507 --> 00:52:58,132 Get off of me. Come on-- Settle down. 926 00:52:58,300 --> 00:52:59,425 [THIEF MUMBLING] 927 00:52:59,593 --> 00:53:01,261 Thank you. Damn. 928 00:53:01,428 --> 00:53:03,012 Man. This look familiar? 929 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:06,474 Oh, my God. That's my wallet. CHARLIE: Don't be embarrassed. 930 00:53:06,642 --> 00:53:08,768 You see this kind of thing happen all the time. 931 00:53:08,936 --> 00:53:11,855 The best place to keep your valuables is right here. 932 00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:13,606 MAN: Hold the door. 933 00:53:15,776 --> 00:53:18,778 [###] 934 00:53:23,284 --> 00:53:27,287 No! Open the door! Stop the train! 935 00:53:27,454 --> 00:53:29,289 Stop! 936 00:53:34,378 --> 00:53:36,170 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 937 00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:52,145 Hi. 938 00:53:54,315 --> 00:53:55,940 Round two. 939 00:53:58,861 --> 00:54:00,945 [###] 940 00:54:16,337 --> 00:54:18,004 CHARLIE: Hey, man. Hey. 941 00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:20,340 How you doing? CHARLIE: You won't believe this. 942 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:23,092 I had the money, Mr. Brown's money. 943 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:24,302 MAN 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 944 00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:26,346 CHARLIE: Some old lady dipped me. You got dipped? 945 00:54:26,513 --> 00:54:28,556 Yeah, on the train. What are we gonna do? 946 00:54:28,724 --> 00:54:31,517 Dipped you! CHARLIE: Guys. Guys. 947 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:33,770 MAN 1: Kick his fucking ass. 948 00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:37,065 [MELISSA ETHERIDGE'S "DANCE WITHOUT SLEEPING" PLAYING] 949 00:54:37,858 --> 00:55:03,007 [GRUNTING] 950 00:55:03,175 --> 00:55:04,384 MAN 1: Get him! 951 00:55:24,071 --> 00:55:26,531 Get him! Get him! 952 00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:36,416 [MOANING] 953 00:55:50,723 --> 00:55:53,599 CHARLIE: Oh, God. 954 00:55:55,436 --> 00:56:04,444 [GROANING] 955 00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:25,298 Ugh. 956 00:56:45,778 --> 00:56:47,361 [###] 957 00:57:08,175 --> 00:57:11,844 Charlie. Oh, man, come on. At least let me explain, man. 958 00:57:12,012 --> 00:57:16,265 What--? There is nothing to explain. You think you guys were fooling me? 959 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:18,392 I knew what was going on the whole time. 960 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:22,688 Oh, come on, man, you're lying. Hey, if I'm lying, I'm flying. 961 00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:25,066 I'm happy for you guys. I mean, I really am. 962 00:57:25,234 --> 00:57:27,151 Why wouldn't I be? 963 00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:31,531 We're brothers, right? Brothers. 964 00:57:36,078 --> 00:57:37,787 Well, at least did you pay Mr. Brown? 965 00:57:39,623 --> 00:57:43,543 No, actually, I lost the money. 966 00:57:43,710 --> 00:57:46,087 But what else is new, right? 967 00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:55,388 Damn, Charlie. 968 00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:13,656 Can you give me two tokens, please? 969 00:58:25,085 --> 00:58:27,336 What are the chances of these gunpoint robbers 970 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:28,921 actually hitting my booth? 971 00:58:29,089 --> 00:58:31,924 JOHN: Well, the report says there's only one guy. 972 00:58:32,092 --> 00:58:35,761 And Riley says that he only goes for female clerks. 973 00:58:35,929 --> 00:58:38,347 So, uh, heh... 974 00:58:38,724 --> 00:58:39,974 act female. 975 00:58:40,142 --> 00:58:44,270 What, powder my nose, paint my toenails? 976 00:58:44,438 --> 00:58:45,938 [CHUCKLING] 977 00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:55,239 Hey. 978 00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:57,116 Skip said you would be a little late. 979 00:58:57,284 --> 00:59:00,328 Yeah. You all right? 980 00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:04,498 Yeah, yeah, Iโ€™m fine. 981 00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:10,129 You know, I was reading that book that you lent me, The Kybalion. 982 00:59:10,297 --> 00:59:12,215 You know? And it says in there 983 00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:15,843 that the universe is a mental creation of the All. 984 00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:17,637 Which means-- You're drunk. 985 00:59:17,804 --> 00:59:19,805 No, Iโ€™m not drunk. Yes, you are. 986 00:59:19,973 --> 00:59:22,642 No, Iโ€™m not. Your breath smells like it's 90 proof. 987 00:59:22,809 --> 00:59:25,853 That's from last night, man. I didn't brush this morning. Iโ€™m-- 988 00:59:26,021 --> 00:59:28,147 Charlie, Charlie, I don't wanna hear it. 989 00:59:28,315 --> 00:59:29,732 No-- Look, do me a favor. 990 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:33,277 Get yourself together. Go home and get you some rest, all right? 991 00:59:33,445 --> 00:59:37,073 No, I don't need rest. Got a lot of nerve coming in like this. 992 00:59:41,078 --> 00:59:42,995 [###] 993 01:00:12,776 --> 01:00:14,777 Let me explain what happened with the money. 994 01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:18,072 Oh, what is it this time? What, is it the horses? The cards? 995 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,283 No, no, no. Three-card fucking monte? 996 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:24,078 No. I was on the train, and this old lady dipped me. 997 01:00:24,246 --> 01:00:25,871 On the train. Don't lie to me. 998 01:00:26,039 --> 01:00:29,041 I'm not lying. Have I ever lied to you? Yes, you lie to me. 999 01:00:29,209 --> 01:00:31,210 Okay. About little things, but not big things. 1000 01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:33,379 Hey, a lie is a lie is a lie. 1001 01:00:33,547 --> 01:00:36,257 It's important that you believe me. But I don't. 1002 01:00:36,425 --> 01:00:37,508 Don't say another word. 1003 01:00:37,676 --> 01:00:39,969 You say one more word, I swear to God... 1004 01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:42,054 What, are you gonna hit me? 1005 01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:05,786 I think this is it. 1006 01:01:12,461 --> 01:01:14,086 [MAN SCREAMING] 1007 01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:16,881 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 1008 01:01:17,049 --> 01:01:20,343 What the hell was that? Darryl, can you see what's going on over there? 1009 01:01:20,510 --> 01:01:22,762 DARRYL [ON RADIO]: Somebody fell on the downtown plat. 1010 01:01:22,929 --> 01:01:25,681 Jesus. JOHN: Grace, hold your position. 1011 01:01:25,849 --> 01:01:28,392 I gotta go check this out. Somebody fell on the tracks. 1012 01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,770 Roger. Keep your eye on Grace. 1013 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:34,607 You know, you don't have to look at me like that. I can handle it. 1014 01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:40,321 JOHN: Who's handling dispatch? I don't know! 1015 01:01:46,286 --> 01:01:48,913 MAN: All right, let's give me that light. JOHN: Okay, back up. 1016 01:01:49,081 --> 01:01:50,373 Jesus. What happened? 1017 01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:52,124 We're working on it. Can't you see? 1018 01:02:00,675 --> 01:02:04,762 MAN 1: Shine it in. Right over there. That's it. 1019 01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:18,567 What the fu--? You remember me? 1020 01:02:19,861 --> 01:02:21,695 Yeah, sure, you do. 1021 01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:26,992 Because that's my scent you're wearing. 1022 01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:30,162 MAN: Give me a hand here, would you? Shine that light. 1023 01:02:33,166 --> 01:02:34,166 Oh. 1024 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,836 What do you want? The money? 1025 01:02:37,003 --> 01:02:41,257 No, baby. I don't want the money. 1026 01:02:46,721 --> 01:02:48,139 Oh, God. 1027 01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:50,683 Ten-thirteen. Ten-thirteen. Grace is in trouble. 1028 01:02:52,561 --> 01:02:54,186 Freeze! 1029 01:02:55,355 --> 01:02:56,981 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1030 01:03:06,867 --> 01:03:08,909 TORCH: Get the hell out of the way! 1031 01:03:10,662 --> 01:03:12,705 JOHN: Come on! Come on! 1032 01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:18,377 MAN: Oh, hey. Get down. 1033 01:03:18,545 --> 01:03:21,422 JOHN: Police! Move, move, move! 1034 01:03:23,216 --> 01:03:26,302 [###] 1035 01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:44,570 CHARLIE: Police! Move! 1036 01:03:49,534 --> 01:03:51,035 [WOMEN SCREAM] 1037 01:03:54,915 --> 01:03:56,415 MAN: Look out! Hey! 1038 01:03:56,583 --> 01:03:59,752 JOHN: Cops! Move out of the way! CHARLIE: Out of the way! 1039 01:04:01,755 --> 01:04:04,423 Move! Police! Out of the way! 1040 01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:06,842 Come on, move out of the way! 1041 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:14,183 CHARLIE: Freeze! Freeze! 1042 01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:16,101 JOHN: Charlie, no, no, no. 1043 01:04:16,269 --> 01:04:17,978 [GUNSHOTS THEN HORSE NEIGHING] 1044 01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:26,529 Oh, shit. 1045 01:04:29,115 --> 01:04:30,324 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 1046 01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:35,204 [KID SCREAMING] 1047 01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:36,622 CHARLIE: You okay? 1048 01:04:37,457 --> 01:04:39,625 [###] 1049 01:04:46,466 --> 01:04:48,551 TORCH: Move! Get out of the way! 1050 01:04:51,179 --> 01:04:52,805 JOHN: Move, move, move! Police! 1051 01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:07,820 [###] 1052 01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:45,357 Now, you see what happens when you play with fire? 1053 01:05:46,818 --> 01:05:48,694 You get burned. 1054 01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:52,698 No! Ah! 1055 01:05:54,034 --> 01:05:55,534 [SCREAMING] 1056 01:06:02,834 --> 01:06:05,002 [HORN TOOTING] 1057 01:06:25,565 --> 01:06:27,191 DISPATCH [ON RADIO]: All available units, 1058 01:06:27,359 --> 01:06:30,819 all available units, proceed to Columbus Circle. 1059 01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:32,571 We have a power outage 1060 01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:38,744 between 42nd Street and Columbus Circle. 1061 01:06:39,621 --> 01:06:41,246 [CHUCKLES] 1062 01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:43,582 Perfect. 1063 01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:48,962 Well, I must say, you created quite a shit storm. 1064 01:06:49,130 --> 01:06:50,798 What the hell is wrong with you? 1065 01:06:50,965 --> 01:06:53,175 You could've blown away a half a dozen people 1066 01:06:53,343 --> 01:06:55,177 with your reckless shit. 1067 01:06:55,345 --> 01:06:59,598 Now, I don't know if I can make you look like a hero, 1068 01:06:59,766 --> 01:07:01,183 but I think I can help. 1069 01:07:02,060 --> 01:07:05,312 Don't worry, kid. We'll get you out of this one. 1070 01:07:06,231 --> 01:07:07,439 All you gotta do... 1071 01:07:09,484 --> 01:07:13,278 is ask for my help. 1072 01:07:16,449 --> 01:07:17,700 It's your badge. 1073 01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:20,452 It's your life. 1074 01:07:21,246 --> 01:07:22,538 It's your call. 1075 01:07:23,957 --> 01:07:25,749 What do you say? 1076 01:07:26,835 --> 01:07:28,001 Hm? 1077 01:07:30,964 --> 01:07:32,756 No. 1078 01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:35,718 From there. 1079 01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:40,139 What's the matter? Why aren't you laughing? 1080 01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:42,349 Don't you think I'm funny anymore? 1081 01:07:43,768 --> 01:07:45,310 Now, 1082 01:07:46,020 --> 01:07:47,855 say it. 1083 01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:50,482 You wanna hear the words, don't you? 1084 01:07:50,650 --> 01:07:52,317 I wanna hear the words. 1085 01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:57,990 Kiss my fucking ass. 1086 01:07:58,158 --> 01:07:59,992 You kiss it goodbye. 1087 01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:02,494 Because you're busted, punk. You're fired. 1088 01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:05,581 JOHN: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, Charlie, get up. Come on. 1089 01:08:05,749 --> 01:08:08,167 Everybody calm down, all right? We can work this out. 1090 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:11,003 There ain't nothing to work out with this piece of shit. 1091 01:08:11,171 --> 01:08:14,882 There's nothing to work out because your brother ain't a cop no more. 1092 01:08:15,049 --> 01:08:17,009 Look, Patterson, just let me talk to him. 1093 01:08:17,177 --> 01:08:19,678 What do you wanna defend him for? He ain't worth it. 1094 01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:23,932 Everybody knows your brother ain't nothing but a fuck-up. 1095 01:08:24,684 --> 01:08:26,101 A what? A fuck-up. 1096 01:08:26,269 --> 01:08:28,020 Come on, Hook. Hey, hey, hey. Ha, ha, ha. 1097 01:08:28,188 --> 01:08:31,648 I don't have to take this shit. Yo, this ain't your little glass palace. 1098 01:08:31,816 --> 01:08:34,401 You come here, Iโ€™ll bust your ass. Go ahead. Take a bite of me. 1099 01:08:34,569 --> 01:08:38,030 You'll be licking your ass for a month to get the taste out of your mouth. 1100 01:08:38,198 --> 01:08:40,157 You son of a bitch. That's it. 1101 01:08:40,325 --> 01:08:41,658 You're busted. Fuck you! 1102 01:08:41,826 --> 01:08:43,869 Come on. JOHN: I don't have to take this shit. 1103 01:08:44,037 --> 01:08:45,871 I'm busting my ass for this little prick. 1104 01:08:46,039 --> 01:08:49,875 When your friend calms down, tell him to take his badge out 1105 01:08:50,043 --> 01:08:52,544 because it belongs to me. 1106 01:08:52,712 --> 01:08:54,630 And so does your ass. 1107 01:08:54,798 --> 01:08:59,051 I'll send a uniformed officer around to pick up my hardware. Let's go. 1108 01:08:59,219 --> 01:09:02,095 JOHN: You ain't gotta send nobody. You come and get this yourself. 1109 01:09:02,263 --> 01:09:05,390 Huh? It's right here. If you want it, yo, you come and get it yourself. 1110 01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:08,811 Hey, man, this is between you and me, not you and him. 1111 01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:12,105 Who does that Napoleonic little son of a bitch think he is? 1112 01:09:12,273 --> 01:09:14,566 Fuck him, man. He's gonna regret this day. 1113 01:09:14,734 --> 01:09:17,319 No. Fuck you, Charlie. 1114 01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:23,450 Fuck me? Yeah, fuck you. 1115 01:09:23,618 --> 01:09:27,579 I didn't ask you to step in and-- I tried to stop you. 1116 01:09:27,747 --> 01:09:30,999 It's gonna work out. Don't worry. Oh, no, no, no. 1117 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:35,128 Oh, no. It's not gonna work out this time. Not this time. 1118 01:09:35,296 --> 01:09:37,256 Hey, don't turn your back on me, bro. 1119 01:09:37,423 --> 01:09:39,091 Whoa, whoa. Now, we're not brothers, all right? 1120 01:09:39,259 --> 01:09:42,427 We don't think alike, we don't act alike, and we don't look alike. 1121 01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:44,763 Ever since we were kids, I've been carrying you. 1122 01:09:44,931 --> 01:09:46,932 I wipe your nose, I clean up your messes. 1123 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:50,435 Now Iโ€™m gonna give up my badge and my career for you? No, no. 1124 01:09:50,603 --> 01:09:54,439 This is shaking time. You can get the fuck out my life. 1125 01:09:57,235 --> 01:09:59,820 [###] 1126 01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:16,461 Frank, do you happen to know why 1127 01:10:16,629 --> 01:10:18,297 blind people don't skydive? 1128 01:10:19,382 --> 01:10:20,883 No. Why? 1129 01:10:21,759 --> 01:10:25,053 Well, I'll tell you. It's because it scares the shit out of their dogs. 1130 01:10:26,306 --> 01:10:27,472 Heh. 1131 01:10:28,683 --> 01:10:31,393 It scares the shit out of-- 1132 01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:34,646 Well, you're-- You're a tough crowd, Frank. 1133 01:10:35,106 --> 01:10:38,025 Another Jรคgermeister, pronto. 1134 01:10:38,192 --> 01:10:41,653 Yeah. You had enough, Charlie. Water's cut off. 1135 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:47,826 Jesus Christ. What's your problem, huh? 1136 01:10:47,994 --> 01:10:50,162 My problem is you're interfering with me 1137 01:10:50,330 --> 01:10:53,248 at the embryo stage of a bender. 1138 01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:55,751 All right? Other than that, I got no problems. 1139 01:10:55,919 --> 01:10:57,336 I mean, Iโ€™m deliriously happy. 1140 01:10:57,503 --> 01:10:59,588 In fact, I mean, I got nothing to worry about. 1141 01:10:59,756 --> 01:11:04,301 I got no job, no brother, no girlfriend, no future. 1142 01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:07,220 Hey, ha, I got nothing to lose. 1143 01:11:07,388 --> 01:11:10,724 I mean, the first time in my life I'm free. 1144 01:11:10,892 --> 01:11:13,435 God bless us all, Tiny Tim. 1145 01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:16,521 You're over the top, Charlie. Listen to me. 1146 01:11:16,689 --> 01:11:18,774 Don't do anything stupid. 1147 01:11:21,319 --> 01:11:22,861 Where's the fun in that, Frank? 1148 01:11:24,364 --> 01:11:27,908 Shit. I just remembered. I have to urinate. 1149 01:11:28,534 --> 01:11:30,702 I'll pick this up later. 1150 01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:49,805 Oh, shit. 1151 01:11:55,061 --> 01:11:57,312 CHARLIE: I don't have the money, all right? 1152 01:11:57,814 --> 01:11:59,773 If you wanna kill me, just fucking kill me. 1153 01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:03,652 As a matter of fact, right now it'd be a relief. 1154 01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:06,989 BROWN: I hate to hear that kind of fatalism, Charlie. I really do. 1155 01:12:07,907 --> 01:12:10,742 Poses a very interesting problem for me. 1156 01:12:10,910 --> 01:12:12,744 Obviously, we can't keep on doing this 1157 01:12:12,912 --> 01:12:15,163 because it doesn't have any effect on you. 1158 01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:20,043 What I do in a case like yours-- And I'm being forced here. 1159 01:12:20,211 --> 01:12:22,462 --I threaten the life of someone you love. 1160 01:12:23,423 --> 01:12:26,341 A wife. Child. 1161 01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:31,555 A brother? You son of a bitch. 1162 01:12:34,809 --> 01:12:37,102 MAN: Merry Christmas, Charlie. 1163 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:42,649 [GROANING] 1164 01:12:46,529 --> 01:12:51,867 January 1st, or your nigger brother's dead. 1165 01:13:00,043 --> 01:13:02,294 [###] 1166 01:13:10,636 --> 01:13:11,803 [GROANING] 1167 01:13:33,076 --> 01:13:34,326 [GROANS] 1168 01:13:50,384 --> 01:13:52,385 [###] 1169 01:14:03,231 --> 01:14:04,523 [BLOWS] 1170 01:14:32,176 --> 01:14:33,677 Frank, what you doing here? 1171 01:14:33,845 --> 01:14:36,555 I gotta talk to you, Johnny. It's about Charlie. 1172 01:14:37,181 --> 01:14:39,307 He's in a lot of trouble. 1173 01:14:48,568 --> 01:14:50,735 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 1174 01:15:11,883 --> 01:15:14,426 MAN: Hey, bartender, over here. 1175 01:15:24,896 --> 01:15:27,439 JOHN: Hey, gentlemen, gentlemen, let's keep those fires hot. 1176 01:15:27,607 --> 01:15:30,192 Where you going? Look, I just wanna talk to Mr. Brown. 1177 01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:32,777 Mr. Brown's not here. Upstairs. He owns the joint. 1178 01:15:32,945 --> 01:15:34,988 Come on, man. Get the fuck out of here. 1179 01:15:35,156 --> 01:15:38,116 Come on, man. You missed. Oh! Oh. Oh. 1180 01:15:38,618 --> 01:15:40,160 Argh! Again. 1181 01:15:40,953 --> 01:15:44,164 I hate that. You haven't learned yet, have you, huh? 1182 01:15:51,005 --> 01:15:53,632 Yo, Mr. Brown, you got a disgruntled employee back there. 1183 01:15:53,799 --> 01:15:54,841 Kick his fucking-- 1184 01:15:55,009 --> 01:15:57,802 JOHN: I told you you was gonna get the money, right? Hey, man. Hey. 1185 01:15:57,970 --> 01:16:00,764 MAN: I mean, who the hell are you, coming in here like that? 1186 01:16:02,266 --> 01:16:06,144 BROWN: Stop fucking around! I want him dead! 1187 01:16:07,021 --> 01:16:08,980 Bring him over here! I'll kill him myself! 1188 01:16:09,148 --> 01:16:11,816 You got big balls? I'll cut them off for you! 1189 01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:13,360 WOMAN: No! 1190 01:16:15,988 --> 01:16:17,656 BROWN: What the hell are you doing? 1191 01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:21,618 You're a bunch of pussies! 1192 01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:24,746 Goddamn it. 1193 01:16:24,914 --> 01:16:26,998 You know, we are not getting along. 1194 01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:30,085 Come on, bitch. You want some? "Bitch"? Who you calling--? 1195 01:16:31,796 --> 01:16:33,964 Come on. Come on. Ah! 1196 01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,184 Fucking... 1197 01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:51,064 What are you, stupid, huh? Stupid? 1198 01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:53,316 Get over here. 1199 01:16:54,568 --> 01:16:58,363 I told you, you'll get your money, and you will. 1200 01:16:58,531 --> 01:17:01,241 But if anything happens to my brother... 1201 01:17:01,409 --> 01:17:03,368 You understand me? 1202 01:17:03,911 --> 01:17:05,453 Yeah. 1203 01:17:09,208 --> 01:17:10,542 [COFFING] 1204 01:17:12,378 --> 01:17:13,878 Oh, yeah. 1205 01:17:14,046 --> 01:17:15,922 Who you calling "nigger"? 1206 01:17:22,179 --> 01:17:24,556 [###] 1207 01:17:56,380 --> 01:17:58,631 [POP MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 1208 01:17:58,799 --> 01:18:00,300 JOHN: Hoo-hoo-hoo. 1209 01:18:00,468 --> 01:18:02,010 Happy New Year. WOMAN: Hi, John. 1210 01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:03,887 How you doing? WOMAN: Anyway, so I got... 1211 01:18:04,055 --> 01:18:06,848 JOHN: Happy New Year to you too. Happy New Year, man. 1212 01:18:07,016 --> 01:18:09,267 FRANK: Johnny. John. Yo. Excuse me. 1213 01:18:09,435 --> 01:18:11,102 Frank. 1214 01:18:11,812 --> 01:18:13,938 Charlie came by earlier. Left it for you. 1215 01:18:14,106 --> 01:18:16,149 Oh, yeah? Yep. 1216 01:18:17,693 --> 01:18:20,362 Well, it took you long enough. Look, Iโ€™m sorry Iโ€™m late. 1217 01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:21,863 I'm sorry. That's okay. 1218 01:18:22,656 --> 01:18:24,991 Thank you. What is this dress you got on here? 1219 01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:26,618 What? No, no, no. "What?" nothing. 1220 01:18:26,786 --> 01:18:28,953 Turn around. Let me... What, this old rag? 1221 01:18:29,121 --> 01:18:31,831 Oh, yeah, you just pulled it out of the closet, right? 1222 01:18:31,999 --> 01:18:35,126 You got a permit for this dress here? My goodness. You're in a good mood. 1223 01:18:35,294 --> 01:18:37,170 I just did my last favor for Charlie, 1224 01:18:37,338 --> 01:18:40,173 so I'm feeling like a free man, you know? 1225 01:18:40,341 --> 01:18:42,509 "The islands call." What's that? 1226 01:18:42,676 --> 01:18:44,719 I don't know. Something Charlie sent over. 1227 01:18:44,887 --> 01:18:46,721 Well, open it. 1228 01:18:55,981 --> 01:18:57,357 Damn it. 1229 01:18:57,525 --> 01:18:59,859 He's gonna do it. Do what? 1230 01:19:00,027 --> 01:19:02,487 Charlie's gonna rob the money train. 1231 01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:04,030 Say again? 1232 01:19:04,198 --> 01:19:06,741 Charlie's gonna rob the money train. You understand me now? 1233 01:19:06,909 --> 01:19:09,994 Thinks he's gonna bring me in with him. Iโ€™m not going for it. 1234 01:19:10,162 --> 01:19:12,163 If Patterson catches him, you know that he'll kill him. 1235 01:19:12,331 --> 01:19:13,873 Literally, kill him. Uh-huh. 1236 01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:17,001 You're not gonna do anything? No. Give me one reason why I should. 1237 01:19:17,628 --> 01:19:19,712 Charlie is going down. 1238 01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:22,882 And you are the only family that he's got. 1239 01:19:29,390 --> 01:19:31,433 [###] 1240 01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:34,394 [HORN HONKING] 1241 01:19:49,243 --> 01:19:51,244 WOMAN: Happy New Year! 1242 01:19:58,169 --> 01:20:01,087 WOMAN: Don't do it, dude. Whoo! 1243 01:20:19,857 --> 01:20:21,274 COP 1: Let's go. 1244 01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:30,366 COP 1: Okay, I got the stairs. COP 2: Hold it. 1245 01:20:30,534 --> 01:20:31,784 COP 3: Good. 1246 01:20:37,791 --> 01:20:40,001 How you doing? Open up. 1247 01:20:46,717 --> 01:20:47,967 [RAT SQUEALING] 1248 01:20:48,636 --> 01:20:50,094 Jesus Christ. 1249 01:20:50,596 --> 01:20:52,597 [CROWD CHEERING] 1250 01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:09,197 [###] 1251 01:21:18,123 --> 01:21:19,207 Hey, what the--? Shh! 1252 01:21:24,547 --> 01:21:26,589 Come on. Move. Move. Move. 1253 01:21:26,757 --> 01:21:28,299 [MAN SCREAMS] 1254 01:21:30,219 --> 01:21:31,636 COP 1: Stop the train! COP 2: Hey! Hey! 1255 01:21:31,804 --> 01:21:34,305 COP 3: Stop the train, or we'll shoot! 1256 01:21:34,848 --> 01:21:37,058 COP 2: Hey! Hey! Hey! 1257 01:21:39,603 --> 01:21:41,062 Yes! 1258 01:21:42,690 --> 01:21:45,817 [HORN HONKING AND CROWD CHEERING] 1259 01:21:49,613 --> 01:21:52,073 The money train's been stolen. 1260 01:21:52,241 --> 01:21:55,076 What? The money train's been stolen. 1261 01:21:55,244 --> 01:21:56,995 I gotta call Patterson. 1262 01:22:17,683 --> 01:22:20,560 JOHN: Police! Move out of the way! Out of the way! Come on! Move! 1263 01:22:25,024 --> 01:22:26,691 Shit. 1264 01:22:26,859 --> 01:22:30,111 Come on, move! Move out of the way! Come on, move! 1265 01:22:30,529 --> 01:22:32,280 [HORN HONKING] 1266 01:22:33,616 --> 01:22:37,035 Move, move, move! 1267 01:22:37,536 --> 01:22:39,203 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1268 01:22:47,421 --> 01:22:48,921 [HORN TOOTING] 1269 01:23:00,225 --> 01:23:03,061 Listen up. Right here. Give me your attention. Everyone! 1270 01:23:03,228 --> 01:23:06,856 We have a situation here which will be resolved immediately. 1271 01:23:07,024 --> 01:23:09,067 These perpetrators are obviously fools 1272 01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:11,486 who have survived thus far on sheer luck. 1273 01:23:11,654 --> 01:23:14,238 Well, their luck just ran out. Let's get them. 1274 01:23:14,406 --> 01:23:18,409 And remember, the money train has not been stolen. 1275 01:23:18,577 --> 01:23:22,372 It is still in our tunnel, still in our control 1276 01:23:22,539 --> 01:23:25,416 and soon it will be in our hands. 1277 01:23:26,752 --> 01:23:29,379 [###] 1278 01:24:10,337 --> 01:24:12,213 [MEN TALKING INDISTINCTLY AND LAUGHING] 1279 01:24:12,881 --> 01:24:14,632 Can I have a sip of that? Have some. 1280 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:16,884 Thanks. I'll pass. 1281 01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,845 Shit. 1282 01:24:29,148 --> 01:24:34,026 Fuck! Fuck! Goddamn! 1283 01:24:51,670 --> 01:24:53,212 Hey! 1284 01:24:54,465 --> 01:24:57,341 Fuck. You scared the shit out of me, man. 1285 01:24:58,802 --> 01:25:00,011 How'd you find me? 1286 01:25:00,179 --> 01:25:02,180 Fuck that. You told me the plan, remember? 1287 01:25:02,347 --> 01:25:04,599 That was plan A. We're gonna move on to plan B. 1288 01:25:04,767 --> 01:25:05,808 Which is what? 1289 01:25:05,976 --> 01:25:08,186 Now that you're here, we're gonna figure it out. 1290 01:25:08,353 --> 01:25:11,230 No, no, no. This is plan B: We get the hell off this train, 1291 01:25:11,398 --> 01:25:13,691 safe and undetected and without the money. 1292 01:25:13,859 --> 01:25:16,027 Let's go. No, no, no. I ain't down with that. 1293 01:25:16,653 --> 01:25:18,279 Well, then we got a serious problem. 1294 01:25:18,447 --> 01:25:20,198 Yeah, I guess we do. MAN: Let's go. 1295 01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:21,824 Let's go. Up there. Up ahead. 1296 01:25:21,992 --> 01:25:23,534 MAN 2: Be careful. JOHN: Shit. 1297 01:25:24,328 --> 01:25:25,745 What is that? 1298 01:25:26,246 --> 01:25:27,288 COP 1: Come on. Come on. 1299 01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:29,665 Now's your chance to turn me in and get a medal. 1300 01:25:29,833 --> 01:25:32,710 Or you could get this damn train moving and get us out of here. 1301 01:25:32,878 --> 01:25:34,754 Thought you'd never ask. 1302 01:25:40,010 --> 01:25:43,387 Charlie, when this is over with, remind me to knock you out. 1303 01:25:46,433 --> 01:25:49,101 DISPATCHER [ON RADIO]: Money train reported going south on the A line, 1304 01:25:49,269 --> 01:25:51,938 has just crossed 59th Street. 1305 01:25:57,653 --> 01:26:00,404 PATTERSON [ON RADIO]: To the person or persons onboard the money train, 1306 01:26:00,572 --> 01:26:02,073 this is Donald Patterson. 1307 01:26:02,241 --> 01:26:05,576 Shut it down and surrender Don't do that. Don't do that. 1308 01:26:05,744 --> 01:26:06,786 before you wind up-- 1309 01:26:06,954 --> 01:26:09,205 Donald, don't worry. The robbery's going great. 1310 01:26:09,373 --> 01:26:14,627 And I'll still give you your cut, partner. Toodles. 1311 01:26:14,795 --> 01:26:16,963 Listen to me, you sons of bitches. 1312 01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:18,589 I don't know who you are, 1313 01:26:18,757 --> 01:26:22,426 but I will get my hands on you, and I will rip a hole in your throat, 1314 01:26:22,594 --> 01:26:24,929 suck your heart out and eat it. 1315 01:26:25,097 --> 01:26:28,516 Now, I don't appreciate that tone of voice. 1316 01:26:30,769 --> 01:26:32,895 Don't even look at me. 1317 01:26:35,274 --> 01:26:37,942 I mean, Patterson may be an asshole, but he's not stupid. 1318 01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:39,861 He's gonna figure to trip the brakes 1319 01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:42,905 and this little joy ride of ours is gonna be over. 1320 01:26:43,073 --> 01:26:44,699 Unless... What? 1321 01:26:44,867 --> 01:26:46,784 We bleed the brakes. 1322 01:26:46,952 --> 01:26:50,454 Oh, man, I knew you'd be good at this. We bleed the brakes, they can't stop us. 1323 01:26:50,622 --> 01:26:53,624 If we bleed the brakes, then we can't stop either. 1324 01:26:53,792 --> 01:26:55,501 Shit. Then it's bleed the brakes 1325 01:26:55,669 --> 01:26:58,671 or we end up the butt-brothers in D Block. 1326 01:27:00,883 --> 01:27:02,800 BOTH: Bleed the brakes. 1327 01:27:07,014 --> 01:27:08,306 PATTERSON: Get me 42nd Street. 1328 01:27:08,473 --> 01:27:10,975 Tower, stand by for Chief Patterson. 1329 01:27:11,143 --> 01:27:12,977 You got the money train coming your way. 1330 01:27:13,145 --> 01:27:14,812 I want you to shut her down. 1331 01:27:14,980 --> 01:27:19,191 Trip her brakes. Reach in and tear her guts out. 1332 01:27:20,903 --> 01:27:23,738 [###] 1333 01:27:29,661 --> 01:27:31,203 Come on, baby, come on. 1334 01:27:31,371 --> 01:27:33,414 Gotta work, gotta work, gotta work. 1335 01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:35,541 You got it. Come on. 1336 01:27:38,170 --> 01:27:39,921 Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! 1337 01:27:40,088 --> 01:27:41,923 You're a genius. A genius. Great. 1338 01:27:43,842 --> 01:27:46,469 MAN [ON RADIO]: Didn't stoั€, sir. What do you mean, it didn't stop? 1339 01:27:46,637 --> 01:27:49,764 From the way it was going, I don't think it has any brakes. 1340 01:27:56,688 --> 01:27:58,689 I want the shooters. 1341 01:27:58,857 --> 01:28:00,691 I want them on the Grand Street platform. 1342 01:28:00,859 --> 01:28:03,444 Concentrate all your firepower on the motorman's cabin. 1343 01:28:03,612 --> 01:28:05,947 COP: There's a construction barricade near Grand Street. 1344 01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:09,408 It could stop the train. Good point. I want that barricade. 1345 01:28:09,576 --> 01:28:11,869 I want it in place and now. 1346 01:28:12,037 --> 01:28:15,539 Sir, that thing's reinforced with steel. They'll be killed. 1347 01:28:15,707 --> 01:28:16,707 Yeah. 1348 01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:18,793 [HORN HONKING] 1349 01:28:20,879 --> 01:28:23,339 PATTERSON: Money train, this is Donald Patterson. 1350 01:28:23,507 --> 01:28:26,050 I have an information update for you. 1351 01:28:26,218 --> 01:28:28,678 At the Grand Street station, we have in place 1352 01:28:28,845 --> 01:28:31,389 a reinforced steel barricade. 1353 01:28:31,556 --> 01:28:36,519 I implore you, shut it down and turn yourself in, 1354 01:28:36,687 --> 01:28:38,104 or die. 1355 01:28:38,814 --> 01:28:40,731 He's bluffing, right? 1356 01:28:43,902 --> 01:28:46,112 [###] 1357 01:28:49,491 --> 01:28:50,908 COP 1: Move it. Move it. 1358 01:28:51,076 --> 01:28:52,785 COP 2: Take cover. Let's go. 1359 01:28:52,953 --> 01:28:53,995 COP 1: Hustle. COP 2: Go. 1360 01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:55,204 COP 3: Get down. 1361 01:28:55,372 --> 01:28:57,373 COP 1: You guys, over there. You two, come with me. 1362 01:28:57,541 --> 01:29:00,584 COP 2: Hustle! Okay, keep in line. Keep in line. 1363 01:29:03,255 --> 01:29:07,717 What are we gonna do? We can't stop this thing even if we wanted to. 1364 01:29:07,884 --> 01:29:11,804 Go faster. 1365 01:29:15,142 --> 01:29:19,020 Come on. Move it, move it, move it. Shake your ass. Come on, guys! 1366 01:29:21,857 --> 01:29:23,816 Charlie... 1367 01:29:23,984 --> 01:29:26,193 he wasn't bluffing. Oh, shit. 1368 01:29:33,702 --> 01:29:34,785 COP 1: Here they come! COP 2: Move! 1369 01:29:34,953 --> 01:29:36,328 COP 1: Take your positions. COP 2: Come on. 1370 01:29:36,496 --> 01:29:37,747 Come on. 1371 01:29:42,794 --> 01:29:45,671 COMMANDER: Steady. Easy, now. 1372 01:29:51,511 --> 01:29:52,970 COMMANDER: Wait for my command. 1373 01:29:56,975 --> 01:29:58,809 Fire! 1374 01:30:43,063 --> 01:30:44,855 COP [ON RADIO]: Command, you're not gonna believe this. 1375 01:30:45,023 --> 01:30:47,900 The money train broke right through the barricade. 1376 01:30:48,068 --> 01:30:49,693 Yeah! Ha, ha, ha. 1377 01:30:53,365 --> 01:30:55,366 [###] 1378 01:31:12,551 --> 01:31:15,094 The money train's a runaway. I'll start clearing track. 1379 01:31:15,262 --> 01:31:18,305 Wait a minute. What's the nearest train ahead of them? 1380 01:31:18,473 --> 01:31:20,558 The 1220 Coney Island. I'll sidetrack her. 1381 01:31:20,725 --> 01:31:22,852 What? And give those sick bastards 1382 01:31:23,019 --> 01:31:25,062 a clear track from here to hell and gone? 1383 01:31:25,230 --> 01:31:27,565 Raise me the motorman. 1384 01:31:27,732 --> 01:31:30,901 KOWALSKI: Command to 1220. Command to 1220. Come in, 1220. 1385 01:31:31,069 --> 01:31:32,653 1220 to Command. 1386 01:31:32,821 --> 01:31:34,572 This is Donald Patterson. Yes, sir? 1387 01:31:34,739 --> 01:31:38,576 I want you to bypass all stops. Why? What's going on? 1388 01:31:38,743 --> 01:31:40,911 Just shut up and do your job. 1389 01:31:43,123 --> 01:31:44,707 [HORN TOOTING] 1390 01:31:49,754 --> 01:31:52,256 GIRL: Maybe we're on the wrong train. 1391 01:31:53,425 --> 01:31:55,426 WOMAN: Weird. 1392 01:32:02,267 --> 01:32:05,603 Sir, these two trains are on the same track. 1393 01:32:05,770 --> 01:32:08,314 When the money train hits her, there'll be a derailment. 1394 01:32:08,899 --> 01:32:10,649 There'll be no derailment. 1395 01:32:10,817 --> 01:32:13,819 When they see that train ahead of them, they will shut it down, 1396 01:32:13,987 --> 01:32:15,613 and I'll be there. 1397 01:32:15,780 --> 01:32:17,531 But, sir. What? 1398 01:32:17,699 --> 01:32:21,118 What if the money train can't stop? People could die. 1399 01:32:22,370 --> 01:32:24,038 That's what we live with. 1400 01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:29,084 [###] 1401 01:32:34,507 --> 01:32:36,467 Charlie, what are you doing? 1402 01:32:36,843 --> 01:32:39,178 What does it look like Iโ€™m doing? I'm getting paid. 1403 01:32:39,346 --> 01:32:42,139 Charlie, the money stays. Feel that. 1404 01:32:42,766 --> 01:32:45,851 You know what that represents there? Freedom. 1405 01:32:46,686 --> 01:32:48,687 I am not leaving here empty-handed. 1406 01:32:48,855 --> 01:32:51,941 Charlie the loser, man. I've been hearing that my whole life. 1407 01:32:52,108 --> 01:32:55,194 Not today. Today, it's Charlie the winner. 1408 01:32:55,362 --> 01:32:58,364 And you think by being a thief, that makes you a winner, huh? 1409 01:32:58,531 --> 01:33:02,326 Listen, why can't we save this lecture till we're on the beach in Tahiti? 1410 01:33:02,494 --> 01:33:04,995 No, Charlie, there's not gonna be any beach. 1411 01:33:05,163 --> 01:33:06,580 [SCREAMING] 1412 01:33:06,748 --> 01:33:09,124 This is no time to fuck with my fantasy! 1413 01:33:09,292 --> 01:33:12,586 All right, if you're in, fine. If you're not, get out of my face. 1414 01:33:12,754 --> 01:33:15,005 You're the one who put me in your face. Charlie, 1415 01:33:15,173 --> 01:33:17,007 I'm not gonna let you ruin your life. 1416 01:33:17,175 --> 01:33:20,302 And what are you gonna do to save my life this time, huh? 1417 01:33:26,893 --> 01:33:30,354 I think you're gonna wanna get that foot off of that bag. 1418 01:33:33,358 --> 01:33:35,276 [SCREAMING] 1419 01:33:37,195 --> 01:33:38,904 Charlie, don't try me. 1420 01:33:39,072 --> 01:33:40,531 You trying me, huh? 1421 01:33:43,785 --> 01:33:46,704 Now listen to me. Just let it go. Charlie, let it go. 1422 01:33:46,871 --> 01:33:50,040 Let it go. I'm taking the money, man. 1423 01:33:54,713 --> 01:33:56,797 [###] 1424 01:33:58,550 --> 01:34:00,718 [HORN TOOTING] 1425 01:34:07,892 --> 01:34:09,059 Ugh! 1426 01:34:21,740 --> 01:34:23,073 Argh! 1427 01:34:25,076 --> 01:34:26,452 Damn! 1428 01:34:33,585 --> 01:34:34,626 Give me your hand. 1429 01:34:36,254 --> 01:34:37,755 Ah! 1430 01:34:37,922 --> 01:34:39,590 Charlie! 1431 01:34:42,761 --> 01:34:46,138 Grab onto my arm! Pull me up! 1432 01:34:46,306 --> 01:34:48,974 Charlie! I got you, man! 1433 01:34:49,142 --> 01:34:50,559 Charlie! 1434 01:34:51,603 --> 01:34:53,437 Come on, John! 1435 01:34:56,858 --> 01:35:00,110 All right, John. Oh, shit! 1436 01:35:01,279 --> 01:35:02,905 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1437 01:35:08,161 --> 01:35:10,996 JOHN: Thank you, Jesus. Ugh. 1438 01:35:15,335 --> 01:35:16,877 [CHUCKLES] 1439 01:35:19,005 --> 01:35:20,464 You okay? 1440 01:35:21,007 --> 01:35:22,633 Yeah. 1441 01:35:23,843 --> 01:35:24,885 Are we straight? 1442 01:35:26,012 --> 01:35:29,473 Yeah. We're straight. 1443 01:35:31,309 --> 01:35:32,309 [CHUCKLES] 1444 01:35:41,152 --> 01:35:43,237 Come on. Let's shut this puppy down. 1445 01:35:43,405 --> 01:35:46,532 Easier said than done, but I'm with you. 1446 01:35:47,242 --> 01:35:49,701 Yeah, but it's you and me, man. What could stop us? 1447 01:35:50,703 --> 01:35:52,454 [THUMPING] 1448 01:35:53,081 --> 01:35:54,498 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1449 01:35:58,503 --> 01:36:00,170 Oh, my God. 1450 01:36:03,007 --> 01:36:04,383 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1451 01:36:09,848 --> 01:36:12,182 [THUMPING] 1452 01:36:26,865 --> 01:36:30,284 JOHN: Oh, shit. Oh, Jesus. Patterson didn't clear the tracks? 1453 01:36:30,452 --> 01:36:32,578 If we don't slow down, we're gonna derail them. 1454 01:36:32,745 --> 01:36:36,457 Oh, man, this is bad. This is bad. Charlie, these people are gonna die. 1455 01:36:36,624 --> 01:36:38,250 Come on. We gotta do something. 1456 01:36:38,418 --> 01:36:40,252 Son of a bitch won't move! Jesus! 1457 01:36:43,715 --> 01:36:45,466 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1458 01:36:45,633 --> 01:36:47,718 1220, maximum speed. 1459 01:36:47,886 --> 01:36:51,221 The other train's too fast! They're gonna bump us off the track! 1460 01:36:51,389 --> 01:36:54,641 We're fucking dead! Do you hear that, Command? Dead! 1461 01:36:55,059 --> 01:36:56,894 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1462 01:36:58,646 --> 01:36:59,897 DISPATCH: All emergency units, 1463 01:37:00,064 --> 01:37:02,608 head to Fort ะamilton station immediately. 1464 01:37:09,908 --> 01:37:12,784 What happens if we just throw this damn thing in reverse? 1465 01:37:12,952 --> 01:37:16,622 Traction motor has a heart attack, train does a 40-ton somersault. 1466 01:37:16,789 --> 01:37:20,250 But we live, right? No. They live. We die. 1467 01:37:22,921 --> 01:37:25,756 So be it. We hit the reverse switch and say goodbye. 1468 01:37:26,216 --> 01:37:27,633 At least there's no surprises. 1469 01:37:28,676 --> 01:37:31,762 No, no, no! Let go. We don't have time for this. 1470 01:37:31,930 --> 01:37:34,139 They're running out of time. Just jump, man. 1471 01:37:34,307 --> 01:37:37,601 Jump? Where the fuck am I going to jump? I'm in a motherfucking tunnel! 1472 01:37:37,769 --> 01:37:41,313 Doesn't take two of us to do this! It's my fault! My fuck-up! 1473 01:37:41,481 --> 01:37:44,149 No, no, no! We're in this together! We stay together! 1474 01:37:47,362 --> 01:37:48,904 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1475 01:37:58,498 --> 01:38:01,208 Charles, what the hell are you doing? 1476 01:38:01,376 --> 01:38:04,836 Oh, now you're gonna pole-vault out this motherfucker? 1477 01:38:07,966 --> 01:38:10,926 CHARLIE: Autopilot. When this hits, it'll throw her into reverse! 1478 01:38:11,094 --> 01:38:13,136 JOHN: Genius, man. 1479 01:38:24,274 --> 01:38:26,525 CHARLIE: What the hell are you doing? 1480 01:38:26,693 --> 01:38:27,734 I don't know. 1481 01:38:34,033 --> 01:38:35,784 PATTERSON: Where is my train? MAN: It's coming, sir. 1482 01:38:35,952 --> 01:38:37,953 PATTERSON: Good. How long? MAN: Two minutes out. 1483 01:38:38,121 --> 01:38:40,205 That's what I wanna hear. 1484 01:38:48,339 --> 01:38:50,215 When we get out of this, remind me-- 1485 01:38:50,383 --> 01:38:52,009 Ah! Charlie! 1486 01:38:54,429 --> 01:38:56,346 CHARLIE: Don't let go of me! 1487 01:39:01,853 --> 01:39:03,812 JOHN: Come on! 1488 01:39:04,897 --> 01:39:07,441 The front. Get to the front. 1489 01:39:09,861 --> 01:39:11,194 CHARLIE: Ah! 1490 01:39:15,241 --> 01:39:17,159 Oh, my God. 1491 01:39:22,290 --> 01:39:24,082 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1492 01:39:30,131 --> 01:39:32,507 [###] 1493 01:39:40,850 --> 01:39:42,434 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1494 01:40:08,419 --> 01:40:10,754 COP: I'm going to the right here. 1495 01:40:11,130 --> 01:40:13,090 Come up on top. 1496 01:40:18,846 --> 01:40:21,515 COP 1: I got it, captain. COP 2: Let's go. 1497 01:40:22,350 --> 01:40:24,101 Hey, come on. 1498 01:40:24,394 --> 01:40:25,811 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1499 01:40:27,063 --> 01:40:30,982 COP 3: All right, listen. Give me that light, will you? See-- Walk to the left. 1500 01:40:31,150 --> 01:40:32,776 Are they dead? 1501 01:40:32,944 --> 01:40:35,237 There's nobody here. COP 4: Get them out. Get them out. 1502 01:40:35,405 --> 01:40:37,447 Come on. Move. Move. They're here. 1503 01:40:37,615 --> 01:40:39,116 COP 1: Come on. 1504 01:40:42,704 --> 01:40:44,329 PATTERSON: They're here, whoever they are. 1505 01:40:44,497 --> 01:40:46,873 You fuck with my train, and I'll find you. 1506 01:40:48,626 --> 01:40:50,127 [JOHN COUGHING] 1507 01:40:50,294 --> 01:40:53,296 And I'll find you. Don't you mess with me. 1508 01:40:55,341 --> 01:40:57,467 Shit. Is that Patterson? 1509 01:40:57,635 --> 01:41:00,303 PATTERSON: Get the hell out of my way. Get out of here. 1510 01:41:01,305 --> 01:41:02,472 What are we gonna do? 1511 01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:05,225 You took my train and destroyed it. I'll find you. 1512 01:41:05,393 --> 01:41:08,186 Be cool, be cool. Do not run. PATTERSON: You wanna tangle ass? 1513 01:41:10,982 --> 01:41:12,858 JOHN: Patterson. We came as soon as we could. 1514 01:41:13,025 --> 01:41:14,568 We heard it over the scanner. Whoo! 1515 01:41:14,736 --> 01:41:16,319 What a mess. You're in trouble. 1516 01:41:16,487 --> 01:41:20,157 If there's anything we can do to help-- All you gotta do is ask. 1517 01:41:20,324 --> 01:41:22,659 What are you two bags of shit doing here? 1518 01:41:22,827 --> 01:41:24,494 You ain't even cops no more. 1519 01:41:24,662 --> 01:41:27,539 Come on. We just wanna help, okay? We're trying to help here. 1520 01:41:27,707 --> 01:41:29,958 Hey, sweet pea, how's your cock working 1521 01:41:30,126 --> 01:41:32,252 now that you ain't got a badge no more? 1522 01:41:33,004 --> 01:41:34,045 What? 1523 01:41:34,213 --> 01:41:37,549 This is what I think of you, you fuck-up: 1524 01:41:38,384 --> 01:41:40,093 CHARLIE: Hey, hey, hey. Spit in my face? 1525 01:41:40,261 --> 01:41:42,345 No. Hey. You aren't gonna hit him. Why not? 1526 01:41:42,513 --> 01:41:44,639 I'm gonna hit him. You're not gonna hit him. 1527 01:41:44,807 --> 01:41:46,683 BOTH: We both hit him. 1528 01:41:48,519 --> 01:41:49,686 [GRUNTING] 1529 01:41:51,856 --> 01:41:52,981 [BOTH BLOW NOSE] 1530 01:41:56,068 --> 01:41:59,529 PATTERSON: Arrest those two bastards. Arrest them for assault. 1531 01:42:01,616 --> 01:42:04,075 No, Patterson! You're under arrest! 1532 01:42:04,243 --> 01:42:06,369 You endangered the lives of innocent people 1533 01:42:06,537 --> 01:42:08,705 and you are gonna pay. JOHN: Whoa. 1534 01:42:08,873 --> 01:42:10,791 CHARLIE: Shit, man, did you see that? 1535 01:42:12,210 --> 01:42:14,127 COP: Turn around and keep moving. 1536 01:42:14,295 --> 01:42:18,089 That's right, arrest his ass! That son of a bitch tried to kill us! 1537 01:42:18,591 --> 01:42:20,383 Who are you? 1538 01:42:20,551 --> 01:42:23,261 Oh, you don't remember me. 1539 01:42:23,429 --> 01:42:27,057 Officer Santiago. 1540 01:42:27,225 --> 01:42:28,892 Yeah. 1541 01:42:29,060 --> 01:42:30,727 MAN [ON TV]: When the ball hits the bottom... 1542 01:42:30,895 --> 01:42:32,562 Ready, Camera 3, take three. 1543 01:42:32,730 --> 01:42:34,523 [CROWD CHEERING] 1544 01:42:34,690 --> 01:42:39,528 CROWD: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, 1545 01:42:39,695 --> 01:42:44,616 five, four, three, two, one! 1546 01:42:44,909 --> 01:42:47,619 [ALL CHEERING] 1547 01:42:49,580 --> 01:42:51,248 [BOTH CHEERING] 1548 01:42:54,502 --> 01:42:56,586 We did it! We did it! We did it, man! 1549 01:42:56,754 --> 01:42:58,630 We did it! We did it! Yeah! Yeah! 1550 01:42:58,798 --> 01:43:00,006 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1551 01:43:00,174 --> 01:43:02,008 Happy New Year, man. 1552 01:43:03,803 --> 01:43:05,178 I love you, man. 1553 01:43:07,265 --> 01:43:09,182 What is? What is that? No, no, no. 1554 01:43:09,350 --> 01:43:10,934 No, no. Itโ€™s, uh... No, no, no. 1555 01:43:11,102 --> 01:43:13,061 I put on some weight. Put on some weight? 1556 01:43:13,229 --> 01:43:15,355 You gonna tell me you're six months pregnant? 1557 01:43:15,523 --> 01:43:19,025 What is this? You're gonna overreact on this, John. 1558 01:43:19,193 --> 01:43:22,612 Jesus! Oh, God! Jesus! I knew you were gonna overreact. 1559 01:43:22,780 --> 01:43:25,156 What do you mean, overreact? Are you crazy? 1560 01:43:25,324 --> 01:43:27,951 We risked our lives, man. No, no, no. Shh, shh, shh! 1561 01:43:28,494 --> 01:43:30,161 No, don't tell me-- I don't want-- 1562 01:43:30,329 --> 01:43:33,832 It's New Year's. I can't be shutting up. No, no, no. 1563 01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:36,293 CHARLIE: Are you kidding me? I saved your life back there. 1564 01:43:36,460 --> 01:43:41,089 It's a miracle we're even alive. Hey, a miracle, and I performed it. 1565 01:43:41,257 --> 01:43:42,757 Come on. 1566 01:43:44,051 --> 01:43:47,220 Listen, we got off scot-free. Scot-free? 1567 01:43:48,431 --> 01:43:50,390 No, no, no. 1568 01:43:51,559 --> 01:43:52,976 Hands off me. 1569 01:43:53,144 --> 01:43:55,562 CHARLIE: That's just a down payment on the rest of your life. 1570 01:43:55,730 --> 01:43:57,814 JOHN: That's a down payment on 50 years to life. 1571 01:43:57,982 --> 01:44:00,275 CHARLIE: Are you kidding me? That's a down payment on... 1572 01:44:00,443 --> 01:44:02,569 CHARLIE: Do you know that we're halfway to millionaires? 1573 01:44:02,737 --> 01:44:05,155 Do you know that? 1574 01:44:05,323 --> 01:44:07,157 JOHN: Don't you know you're halfway to county? 1575 01:44:07,325 --> 01:44:09,492 You're halfway to federal. 1576 01:44:09,660 --> 01:44:12,954 CHARLIE: You can in fact buy a fucking beach. 1577 01:44:13,998 --> 01:44:16,124 JOHN: We ain't keeping that money. Send it back. 1578 01:44:16,292 --> 01:44:18,543 CHARLIE: Send it back? Get the fuck out of here. 1579 01:44:18,711 --> 01:44:20,462 What? What? 1580 01:44:20,630 --> 01:44:23,131 What, I'm gonna walk back up there and hand it to him? 1581 01:44:23,299 --> 01:44:26,009 JOHN: No, you're gonna put it in the mail and send it back. 1582 01:44:26,177 --> 01:44:27,844 CHARLIE: I ain't mailing shit. You know how-- 1583 01:44:28,012 --> 01:44:30,889 JOHN: I ain't asking you to mail shit. I'm asking you to mail money. 1584 01:44:31,057 --> 01:44:34,059 CHARLIE: You are fucking funny, man. You're paranoid. 1585 01:44:34,226 --> 01:44:36,686 You gotta quit smoking that shit, man. 1586 01:44:36,854 --> 01:44:39,940 I ain't sending shit back. You gotta quit smoking that shit. 1587 01:44:40,107 --> 01:44:43,693 CHARLIE: You hit me one more time, I'm gonna knock you out, man. 1588 01:44:43,861 --> 01:44:47,364 Hey, I saved your ass. Oh, yeah, that's right, man. 1589 01:44:47,531 --> 01:44:52,035 That fucking shit you pulled on me in the train, man. 1590 01:44:52,536 --> 01:44:55,705 [SHAGGY'S "THE TRAIN IS COMING" PLAYING] 1591 01:44:56,000 --> 01:44:59,124 120761

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