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There's our boy.
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Looks like he's ready
to make some TV magic.
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God help us all.
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Whoa, what did you guys do to the RV?
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Oh yeah, it's from our
new marketing budget.
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Our mobile billboard.
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It's chilly.
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Okay, let's do this,
come on, drive ahead.
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Dad!
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Dad, dad!
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Shit, take this.
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Hey.
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Hey, you, get over here,
it's freezing out here.
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What are you doing?
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I made a video for you, so did mom.
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So you're the little monkey...
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...that stole my phone, I've been
looking everywhere for it.
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Yeah, I wanted to make it a surprise.
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Well, it is, sweet face, thank you.
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I love you.
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Okay, get inside, it's freezing.
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Go go go go.
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Hey, I'm sorry.
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You weren't even gonna say goodbye.
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I didn't wanna wake you guys up.
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I just wanted to slip away, I'm sorry.
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Be safe, okay.
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It's gotta be hard
leaving sometimes, huh?
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Yeah, sometimes.
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Bill, how long we got?
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Uh, about a seven hour drive.
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Then we take a boat to
the middle of nowhere...
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...where we leave you for dead.
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This gives me plenty of time
to further establish...
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...my dominance over my
poor younger brother here.
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Oh, is that right?
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Well, I've been practicing online
so you better watch out.
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Game on.
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Whoa, that one?
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Is that really, that's the one
that you wanna move?
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I'm just saying, that's
the way you wanna start it?
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Are we gonna trash talk
each other in this game?
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It's already over.
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Smartass.
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♪ You can't survive
on just crab apples ♪
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♪ Tastes just fine to me ♪
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♪ You got to know where you're headin' ♪
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♪ We never know where we're headin' ♪
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♪ Oh oh no, we just ride and see ♪
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♪ And do you live the good life ♪
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♪ Oh Hell No ♪
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♪ We got kids and a wife ♪
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♪ Oh hell no ♪
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♪ We live our life for the ride ♪
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♪ Ooh ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh ooh ♪
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All right, so, final recount.
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All right, you got four GoPros,...
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...one Blackmagic, one HTV
with night vision.
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Oh, and here, lens wipes, use 'em.
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I'm tired of lack of footage
'cause the lens is dirty.
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Take it, take it.
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Yes ma'am, Jesus.
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Okay, so, final location recap.
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We're gonna circle up with our guide...
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...about 70 kilometers west of Temagami.
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It's very very remote,
nothing for miles.
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There's a little hunting camp
called Bearskin Lake...
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...is the closest thing.
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Used to be a logging mill.
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Oh, apparently our guide lives there.
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Great.
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Topography?
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Plenty of lakes of rivers,
some edible plants,...
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...mushrooms, be careful.
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You eat one lousy mushroom.
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Memories of season one.
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Well, let's not have a replay of that.
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Yeah, but don't forget
to eat something gross.
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The viewers love that.
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I think you love that.
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Yeah, I do, I really do.
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But the viewers do too,...
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...and this is a new
audience for us, so.
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I think she's right.
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She's right, this is our chance...
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...to take this show really big.
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Don't you worry, buddy,
Dougie's got it under control.
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Well, I certainly hope so.
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There's a lot riding on this.
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Yeah, and I'm not ready for a real job.
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Thanks for the overwhelming
confidence, guys.
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You got this, I know, I know.
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I'm feeling so, I'm feeling
the love, I'm feeling it.
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Mind the door, buddy.
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Last one in buys.
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Not too long, guys,
days are shorter and shorter.
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We gotta get out there.
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Guys, I'm gonna hit the head.
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Gonna give birth to
a calf out of my ass.
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What the, Ange?
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What is up?
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I'm just gonna talk to somebody
about where our guide is.
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All right, Bill, you do that.
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It's a nice town.
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You didn't happen
to notice a hospital...
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...on the drive in, did you?
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No, you'd be lucky to find
a bottle of aspirin here.
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That's what I figured.
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Great.
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Hey, look, man, for the record--
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I know that you're gonna go out there...
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...and you are gonna do a great job.
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We all do.
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Well, all right, thanks, Slim.
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What, you getting
all sentimental on me now?
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No, I'm not, I'm just trying
to find a nice way to say it.
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Terry, spit it out.
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Just don't fuck this up.
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Get us a real show--
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You know, no more fart jokes,...
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...no more goofball stuff
for me to cut around.
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This network show deal
might be our chance...
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...to make some real money.
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And I don't want your ego
to get in the way of the team.
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Hah.
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I'm sorry, man.
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I'm gonna go check on the gear.
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Good, good chat.
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Fuck me.
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Okay so, I found our guy.
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He just got his breakfast,
just says he needs a little time.
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Seriously?
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I don't think that guy's
playing with a full six pack.
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Bill, you realize,
I've gotta build a fire...
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...and a shelter before
the sun goes down.
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Yeah yeah yeah,
you wanna go talk to him?
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Ah, Jesus.
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Come on, do it, go, use
your star-studded charm.
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Get him off his ass, come on.
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You're an idiot.
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Go.
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His name is Duncan.
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Duncan?
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Yeah, that dude on the end.
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Oh boy.
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I'm Doug, Doug Woods.
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Real pleasure to meet you, Mr. Woods.
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Are you a fan of the show?
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Would be if I had the cable.
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Yeah, there's that.
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So, you're pretty familiar
with these parts, huh?
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This your hood?
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Wouldn't be much of a guide if I wasn't.
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So any expert advice?
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What?
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For a hotshot outdoorsman like yourself?
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Heck, nothing I wouldn't tell myself...
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...every time I go out in the bush.
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Oh yeah, what's that?
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That if I die, a bear will
probably find my body...
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...way before any search party does.
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I'll see ya on the boat, Mr. Woods.
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Uplifting.
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Good.
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Yeah.
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Angie, Terry, this is Duncan.
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Duncan, Angie, Terry.
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Hey, how's you doing?
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Thank you.
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This is some engine you got here, huh?
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Oh.
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Need a shallow draw to
navigate these waterways.
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Comes in real handy in the back lakes...
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...during the moose season, eh?
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That's impressive.
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I know.
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Only the best.
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Same as always, five days
alone making TV magic,...
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...then we pick you up.
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Anything goes wrong, we
track you on the sat phone,...
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...we haul your ass out of there.
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All right?
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Okay.
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Ooh, must be nice to have a lifeline.
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Hey hey hey, this is
what you do, all right?
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Hold that?
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Hold that.
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All right, bring it in.
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Bring it in.
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Ow!
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Bony knuckles.
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Season three!
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Oh!
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Son of a bitch.
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A soaker five seconds in.
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Is that a new record.
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Funny.
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Please, don't start the new season...
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...complaining about a soaker.
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Well, I tell you what,...
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...any time you wanna be
the guy out here on his own,...
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...you let me know, 'cause that'd
make a great comedy show.
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Ass.
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Hey, don't forget, eat something gross.
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Hi, everyone.
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Well, here I am, in the wilderness...
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...of the Great Canadian north.
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My team just dropped me off,
and I'm completely on my own.
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I won't be seeing anyone
for another five days...
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...until they come pick me up.
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The scenario I'll be playing out...
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...is that of an amateur
nature photographer...
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...who got lost in the woods
and totally turned around.
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And as always, my producers
have packed my backpack.
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I don't know what I'm gonna get.
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So, let's see what we got in here.
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We got a hat,...
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a camera,...
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...a flash, oh, that's bright.
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I said, amateur photographer.
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Can of Amp energy drink,...
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...apple,...
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...Swiss army knife,
and a stick of gum.
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The first thing I'm gonna wanna do...
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...is hike into that treeline.
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Once there, I can figure out
exactly how I'm gonna survive...
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...these next five days.
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As you can see, I started
building my shelter.
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Now I'm using this large,
fallen branch,...
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...and I'm laying in these
cedar branches at an angle.
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It should keep me nice and toasty.
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And the idea here is to
make sure that we, ow, oh!
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Oh, fuck, motherfucker!
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Oh.
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Okay, let's document that.
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You see that?
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That's right under the nail.
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Oh, day one and I'm already bleeding.
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Oh, that hurts.
241
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One, two, three, oh!
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Oh, that feels better.
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And I'll clean myself up,
and get back to my shelter.
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Hello there.
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Yep, I just finished this tasty soda.
246
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I'm gonna show you how to
start a fire using a soda can.
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What you're gonna wanna do,...
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...grab some earth, moist dirt,...
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...and polish the bottom of the can.
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I've been doing this one
for about a half hour.
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That's right, a half hour
of constant polishing.
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I'm very good at it.
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No more fuck ups.
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What we do is we place
the can in the position...
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...so that the sun
can bounce right off it,...
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...find a sweet spot, and
let the sun do its work.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Yeah!
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I have made fire!
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Nobody cares.
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I care.
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Aw, come on, that's cool
no matter how you cut it.
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Ooh, don't wanna burn the camera.
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All right, more wood, more wood.
265
00:18:20,964 --> 00:18:23,365
Hello, fearless leader, still alive?
266
00:18:23,366 --> 00:18:25,133
Well, now that I hear
your sexy voice,...
267
00:18:25,134 --> 00:18:27,936
...I have something to live for.
268
00:18:27,937 --> 00:18:31,073
Hold up, Bill wants to talk to you.
269
00:18:31,074 --> 00:18:32,508
Hey, pal, all good?
270
00:18:32,509 --> 00:18:36,912
Yep, all settled in, just
checking in on you guys.
271
00:18:36,913 --> 00:18:38,514
Is that music?
272
00:18:38,515 --> 00:18:41,116
Oh, yeah, that's off Terry's laptop.
273
00:18:41,117 --> 00:18:43,452
Hey, I gotta tell you, buddy.
274
00:18:43,453 --> 00:18:46,154
Duncan set us up in a primo spot.
275
00:18:46,155 --> 00:18:47,790
Angie was off getting beer all today,...
276
00:18:47,791 --> 00:18:50,158
..I caught two good sized
trout, reeled 'em off,...
277
00:18:50,159 --> 00:18:53,496
...now into Angie's scotch,
we're all a little drunk.
278
00:18:53,497 --> 00:18:55,230
You know I'm sleeping
under a tree, right?
279
00:18:55,231 --> 00:18:56,865
Nice, buddy.
280
00:18:56,866 --> 00:18:59,602
That's why you're gonna be
famous in 11 different countries.
281
00:18:59,603 --> 00:19:00,569
From your lips.
282
00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:02,404
Hey, put Terry on.
283
00:19:02,405 --> 00:19:03,573
Slim!
284
00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:14,883
Hey, how's today's footage looking?
285
00:19:14,884 --> 00:19:16,118
Pretty good.
286
00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:17,886
Some minor fuck ups to cut around.
287
00:19:17,887 --> 00:19:20,823
Oh, yeah, that's to be expected.
288
00:19:20,824 --> 00:19:22,290
Smartass.
289
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,259
Hey, listen,
I've hiked into Gull Lake,...
290
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:26,529
...I've set up a shelter,
I'm gonna stay here.
291
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:29,031
So pick up will be the same
as drop off, got it?
292
00:19:29,032 --> 00:19:30,298
Yeah.
293
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:33,168
All right, go back to
your little fancy party.
294
00:19:33,169 --> 00:19:37,467
I'll talk to you guys in the morning.
295
00:19:40,409 --> 00:19:43,821
And they're worried about me.
296
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,658
Something, uh--
297
00:20:31,728 --> 00:20:33,503
Some sort of--
298
00:20:35,699 --> 00:20:39,763
I guess it was a noise, woke me up.
299
00:20:40,937 --> 00:20:46,076
I literally felt the Earth
shake beneath me.
300
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:47,978
Phew.
301
00:20:50,647 --> 00:20:52,655
There's no storm.
302
00:20:55,585 --> 00:20:58,762
Guess it was an earthquake.
303
00:21:00,223 --> 00:21:04,053
They're rare, but they do happen.
304
00:21:06,029 --> 00:21:11,788
I guess there are no aftershocks,
so, back in the sack.
305
00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:17,472
Well, it's day two on
the Canadian Shield.
306
00:21:17,473 --> 00:21:19,675
And even with a shelter and a fire,...
307
00:21:19,676 --> 00:21:22,377
...it sure is nice
when the sun comes up.
308
00:21:22,378 --> 00:21:25,280
Now the sun will be up--
309
00:21:25,281 --> 00:21:26,449
Holy shit.
310
00:21:28,551 --> 00:21:33,549
Look at that, look at that,
look, up, look.
311
00:21:33,589 --> 00:21:38,627
It's like a perfect line
right down the lake.
312
00:21:38,628 --> 00:21:39,628
Jesus, maybe it had something
to do with the sound...
313
00:21:39,629 --> 00:21:41,870
...I heard last night.
314
00:21:43,399 --> 00:21:45,736
That's no lightning.
315
00:21:46,402 --> 00:21:48,704
Well, we gotta investigate this.
316
00:21:48,705 --> 00:21:50,773
From wilderness show to detective show.
317
00:21:50,774 --> 00:21:51,940
Follow me.
318
00:22:05,221 --> 00:22:06,856
What the fuck?
319
00:22:20,303 --> 00:22:21,844
Look at that.
320
00:22:27,276 --> 00:22:31,014
There's something in that water.
321
00:22:31,547 --> 00:22:32,715
Shit.
322
00:22:35,752 --> 00:22:39,395
Looks like we've got a visitor.
323
00:22:43,392 --> 00:22:47,596
The important thing is to stay calm.
324
00:22:53,202 --> 00:22:58,248
Just back away, get out
of Mr. Wolf's path.
325
00:23:07,116 --> 00:23:08,377
Wow.
326
00:23:09,418 --> 00:23:11,887
That's a large male.
327
00:23:11,888 --> 00:23:13,956
He's getting ready to settle
in for a long, harsh winter,...
328
00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:17,459
...so, he's ready
to pack all the pounds.
329
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:23,298
These fish here are going
to be a huge feast for him.
330
00:23:27,070 --> 00:23:28,331
That's odd.
331
00:23:30,774 --> 00:23:34,043
He just walked right by 'em.
332
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,249
I'd love fish tonight.
333
00:23:42,185 --> 00:23:47,651
Still, maybe that wolf
knows something I don't.
334
00:23:52,328 --> 00:23:55,037
Better safe than sorry.
335
00:24:19,388 --> 00:24:21,958
Useless piece of shit.
336
00:24:26,362 --> 00:24:28,964
Maybe it was a meteor.
337
00:24:28,965 --> 00:24:32,600
That could knock out the
satellite reception with Terry.
338
00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:37,647
I knew your geek facts
would come in handy.
339
00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:41,211
A meteor.
340
00:24:52,922 --> 00:24:55,157
I'm not gonna take
a chance on those fish.
341
00:24:55,158 --> 00:24:59,922
Let's see if we can
trap some small game.
342
00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:02,071
Okay, here we go.
343
00:25:06,435 --> 00:25:07,335
See that?
344
00:25:07,336 --> 00:25:08,603
That right there?
345
00:25:08,604 --> 00:25:12,482
Those droppings, most likely rabbit.
346
00:25:13,910 --> 00:25:16,511
I hate to kill any animal,
but in survival conditions,...
347
00:25:16,512 --> 00:25:17,980
...everything's fair game.
348
00:25:17,981 --> 00:25:21,216
That big fat rabbit sure would
be tasty right about now.
349
00:25:21,217 --> 00:25:24,019
Let's see what we can do.
350
00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:25,854
Now, one of the simplest,
most effective traps...
351
00:25:25,855 --> 00:25:27,990
...is called the figure four deadfall.
352
00:25:27,991 --> 00:25:32,394
And what you need for this
is three sticks and a big rock.
353
00:25:32,395 --> 00:25:34,762
And it's very very simple.
354
00:25:34,763 --> 00:25:40,604
Put a piece of bait just on
the tip of stick C over here,...
355
00:25:40,870 --> 00:25:42,837
...our furry little friend
will crawl in...
356
00:25:42,838 --> 00:25:45,908
...all curious and hungry,
and with any luck,...
357
00:25:45,909 --> 00:25:48,617
...he'll trigger the trap.
358
00:25:49,012 --> 00:25:51,880
And that will kill any small animal.
359
00:25:51,881 --> 00:25:53,515
All right.
360
00:25:53,516 --> 00:25:55,517
Now, let's set this up again
so you guys can see...
361
00:25:55,518 --> 00:25:57,319
...how I did it.
362
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:01,056
You take a big rock, it's
heavier than it looks,...
363
00:26:01,057 --> 00:26:04,094
...stick A, stick B, stick C.
364
00:26:05,328 --> 00:26:07,029
You wanna make sure the
grooves and the notches...
365
00:26:07,030 --> 00:26:08,524
...all line up.
366
00:26:10,967 --> 00:26:13,302
You want a big rock.
367
00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:14,871
Ah, okay.
368
00:26:17,907 --> 00:26:19,448
Now for bait.
369
00:26:23,579 --> 00:26:25,916
Rabbits love apples.
370
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,088
All right.
371
00:26:36,492 --> 00:26:37,893
Now we wait.
372
00:26:43,032 --> 00:26:44,200
All right.
373
00:27:13,929 --> 00:27:18,100
There, don't say I never
did anything for you, Angie.
374
00:27:39,522 --> 00:27:44,286
Okay, so, this morning
I set three traps.
375
00:27:44,593 --> 00:27:46,694
Let's see if we got any food.
376
00:27:46,695 --> 00:27:48,658
Oh, look at this.
377
00:27:49,865 --> 00:27:51,399
Wait for it.
378
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,569
It looks like we got some food.
379
00:27:54,570 --> 00:27:57,472
I'll tell ya, it'll be nice
to get some warm meat...
380
00:27:57,473 --> 00:27:58,874
...in my belly.
381
00:28:00,209 --> 00:28:01,844
Ah, can it be?
382
00:28:09,385 --> 00:28:12,654
Two out of three, let's eat!
383
00:28:49,425 --> 00:28:53,828
So, as you can see,
I've moved away from camp.
384
00:28:53,829 --> 00:28:55,563
You don't want any dead
animals, blood or guts,...
385
00:28:55,564 --> 00:28:57,099
...anywhere near where you're sleeping.
386
00:28:57,100 --> 00:29:01,703
You'd invite unwelcome guests
like coyotes, wolves, a bear.
387
00:29:01,704 --> 00:29:04,739
What you wanna do is take Bugs here,...
388
00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:07,375
...lay him on his back like this.
389
00:29:07,376 --> 00:29:10,878
Take your knife, you wanna
make a nice, long cut...
390
00:29:10,879 --> 00:29:13,681
...from the breast all
the way down to the belly.
391
00:29:13,682 --> 00:29:16,784
Once you've made the first cut,...
392
00:29:16,785 --> 00:29:19,554
...you wanna work your
thumbs in and under the fur...
393
00:29:19,555 --> 00:29:20,488
...all the way around.
394
00:29:20,489 --> 00:29:22,790
Kind of like a giant tangerine.
395
00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:26,094
Pull it apart, and when
you get down to the leg,...
396
00:29:26,095 --> 00:29:29,364
...you need to snap it,
and make a shallow cut...
397
00:29:29,365 --> 00:29:30,765
...all the way around the paw.
398
00:29:30,766 --> 00:29:33,569
It should all slide off.
399
00:29:34,069 --> 00:29:37,004
Next, a nice slice right
from the breastbone...
400
00:29:37,005 --> 00:29:39,674
...down to the belly, this time
you wanna get deep.
401
00:29:39,675 --> 00:29:42,510
And that reveals rabbit innards.
402
00:29:42,511 --> 00:29:43,978
Mmm.
403
00:29:43,979 --> 00:29:49,398
Okay, last but not least,
sorry, pal, cut off the head.
404
00:29:49,985 --> 00:29:55,826
And there you have it, sumptuous
wild rabbit ready to cook.
405
00:30:03,332 --> 00:30:04,501
Come on!
406
00:30:05,601 --> 00:30:08,170
Useless piece of shit.
407
00:30:15,511 --> 00:30:17,848
Can you hear me now?
408
00:30:26,255 --> 00:30:27,656
Hey, babe.
409
00:30:28,757 --> 00:30:32,960
I know things have been
really stressful lately.
410
00:30:32,961 --> 00:30:35,930
I wanted to give you something
to keep you warm...
411
00:30:35,931 --> 00:30:41,770
...and cozy in those freezing
cold nights out in the woods.
412
00:30:42,505 --> 00:30:46,007
I know that you love it
out there but, just,...
413
00:30:46,008 --> 00:30:48,017
...be careful, okay?
414
00:30:48,677 --> 00:30:52,180
And we will be here when you get back.
415
00:30:52,181 --> 00:30:54,282
And so will these.
416
00:31:02,090 --> 00:31:03,351
I love you.
417
00:31:12,835 --> 00:31:15,030
Yeah, I'm an ass.
418
00:31:25,714 --> 00:31:28,850
So, whatever it is, it's back.
419
00:31:28,851 --> 00:31:31,886
That's probably that wolf.
420
00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:34,956
Wolves travel in packs,
so I'd be lying...
421
00:31:34,957 --> 00:31:39,161
...if I said I wasn't a little nervous.
422
00:31:42,197 --> 00:31:48,038
Between a wolf pack and a bear,
I'd take a bear any day.
423
00:31:51,674 --> 00:31:54,709
Let's have some more food.
424
00:32:12,595 --> 00:32:15,763
So, just finished my first rabbit.
425
00:32:15,764 --> 00:32:17,198
Delicious.
426
00:32:17,199 --> 00:32:19,767
While I could easily eat the second,...
427
00:32:19,768 --> 00:32:21,869
...it's probably a wise idea
to save it for tomorrow.
428
00:32:21,870 --> 00:32:24,339
After all, my traps may yield nothing...
429
00:32:24,340 --> 00:32:26,140
...and I don't wanna be hungry tomorrow.
430
00:32:26,141 --> 00:32:27,575
But I don't wanna keep
the rabbit with me here...
431
00:32:27,576 --> 00:32:29,911
...at my shelter, I don't wanna
attract any animals...
432
00:32:29,912 --> 00:32:32,614
...like our friend, Mr. Wolf out there.
433
00:32:32,615 --> 00:32:34,849
So what I'm gonna do is
hang it from a high branch...
434
00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:36,518
...out of reach of any large animals.
435
00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:37,985
I didn't have any rope with me.
436
00:32:37,986 --> 00:32:40,888
That's where a camera strap
comes in handy.
437
00:32:40,889 --> 00:32:42,990
It's made of a tightly woven nylon,...
438
00:32:42,991 --> 00:32:48,330
...and cut into thin strips, it
makes a terrific rabbit rope.
439
00:32:48,331 --> 00:32:50,064
All right, so I've got
my homemade rope...
440
00:32:50,065 --> 00:32:52,334
...with a stick tied on the end,...
441
00:32:52,335 --> 00:32:54,268
...and I'll try and
get it over that branch...
442
00:32:54,269 --> 00:32:56,932
...and hoist up Mr. Bunny.
443
00:32:59,608 --> 00:33:00,917
Oh, almost.
444
00:33:01,444 --> 00:33:03,578
One more time, hang on.
445
00:33:03,579 --> 00:33:05,680
Yeah, oh, come on.
446
00:33:06,214 --> 00:33:07,181
Oh, one more time, hang on.
447
00:33:07,182 --> 00:33:09,417
Hang on, we almost got it.
448
00:33:09,418 --> 00:33:10,652
Piece of shit!
449
00:33:10,653 --> 00:33:11,819
And a three.
450
00:33:11,820 --> 00:33:13,455
Ah ha.
451
00:33:13,456 --> 00:33:14,622
First try.
452
00:33:16,792 --> 00:33:17,960
Okay.
453
00:33:27,002 --> 00:33:28,170
All right.
454
00:33:33,409 --> 00:33:35,044
Piece of cake.
455
00:33:50,826 --> 00:33:52,760
Now, an important and
often overlooked aspect...
456
00:33:52,761 --> 00:33:55,997
...of survival is keeping
your mind active.
457
00:33:55,998 --> 00:33:59,333
The isolation and loneliness
can drive many to lose hope.
458
00:33:59,334 --> 00:34:05,035
As you know, I like to
play chess against myself.
459
00:34:45,981 --> 00:34:48,382
Okay, where were we.
460
00:35:41,504 --> 00:35:43,437
No idea what time it is.
461
00:35:43,438 --> 00:35:45,507
I'm guessing it's
the middle of the night.
462
00:35:45,508 --> 00:35:48,169
The sky just opened up.
463
00:35:48,811 --> 00:35:51,813
But I am staying relatively dry.
464
00:35:51,814 --> 00:35:54,315
So is some extra bit of
firewood that I've got.
465
00:35:54,316 --> 00:35:55,650
I throw a little bit
on every so often...
466
00:35:55,651 --> 00:35:58,553
...just to make sure that
the fire doesn't die.
467
00:35:58,554 --> 00:36:00,555
I'm actually really happy
with this shelter.
468
00:36:00,556 --> 00:36:03,090
And the fallen tree, and
the pine and spruce branches...
469
00:36:03,091 --> 00:36:07,729
...as a roof, I'm gonna stay
relatively dry all night.
470
00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:12,774
I'll check in with you guys
in the morning.
471
00:36:15,938 --> 00:36:17,106
Oh!
472
00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:27,148
Relatively dry my wet, cold ass.
473
00:36:27,149 --> 00:36:31,446
Oh, I hate you guys so much right now...
474
00:36:31,654 --> 00:36:34,756
...and your scientifically
designed waterproof tents.
475
00:36:38,527 --> 00:36:41,188
What the fuck was that?
476
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:54,508
A little night vision here, Terry.
477
00:37:44,793 --> 00:37:45,962
Hey, hey!
478
00:38:49,491 --> 00:38:50,892
That sucked.
479
00:38:57,632 --> 00:39:00,670
Yeah, between the rain and...
480
00:39:06,008 --> 00:39:07,269
...the wolves?
481
00:39:09,077 --> 00:39:11,545
Whatever the fuck that was.
482
00:39:11,546 --> 00:39:14,115
I didn't sleep at all.
483
00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:20,388
My back is killing me.
484
00:39:20,989 --> 00:39:22,950
I'm wet, wet ass.
485
00:39:23,658 --> 00:39:25,435
Shut up, geese!
486
00:39:32,134 --> 00:39:36,338
Why the fuck did I sign up for this.
487
00:39:37,505 --> 00:39:39,373
I hate this, I hate this
so much right now,...
488
00:39:39,374 --> 00:39:42,878
...I don't have the words for it.
489
00:39:44,246 --> 00:39:47,414
Get it together, get it together,
come on.
490
00:39:47,415 --> 00:39:49,378
Got a show to do.
491
00:39:50,786 --> 00:39:52,419
All right.
492
00:39:52,420 --> 00:39:53,589
Fuck.
493
00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:07,434
It's day three in the great
Canadian Shield.
494
00:40:07,435 --> 00:40:09,370
My shelter served my great last night.
495
00:40:09,371 --> 00:40:12,306
It shielded me from the rain
and the heavy winds.
496
00:40:12,307 --> 00:40:14,876
On the breakfast menu
this morning, wild--
497
00:40:44,339 --> 00:40:45,647
God dammit.
498
00:40:56,484 --> 00:40:59,521
Come on, come on, come on.
499
00:41:01,323 --> 00:41:02,491
Come on!
500
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,429
Fucking lousy piece of shit!
501
00:41:09,264 --> 00:41:11,765
Okay okay okay okay okay.
502
00:41:18,306 --> 00:41:22,543
Okay, it couldn't have been the wolf.
503
00:41:22,544 --> 00:41:27,450
That'd have to be one
crafty fucking wolf.
504
00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:32,887
So yesterday I got lucky,
nabbed me two delicious rabbits.
505
00:41:32,888 --> 00:41:36,557
Let's see if I get as lucky today.
506
00:41:36,558 --> 00:41:40,794
Well, it looks like I'm not
the only hunter in these woods.
507
00:41:40,795 --> 00:41:43,739
Yeah, most likely a bear.
508
00:41:44,332 --> 00:41:47,001
Or that wolf, came across
my track, slipped over the rock,...
509
00:41:47,002 --> 00:41:49,803
...and just ate whatever I caught.
510
00:41:49,804 --> 00:41:55,376
Let's see if we're any luckier
with the other traps.
511
00:41:55,377 --> 00:41:58,980
This wolf's probably thinking,
it's my lucky day.
512
00:41:58,981 --> 00:42:01,282
There's food under every rock.
513
00:42:01,283 --> 00:42:03,384
Oh, wait a minute.
514
00:42:03,651 --> 00:42:05,286
Wait a minute.
515
00:42:06,021 --> 00:42:08,355
Maybe he felt sorry
for me and left me one...
516
00:42:08,356 --> 00:42:11,092
...seeing as I did all the work.
517
00:42:17,699 --> 00:42:19,334
What the hell?
518
00:42:24,506 --> 00:42:28,542
You ever seen anything like that before.
519
00:42:28,543 --> 00:42:30,506
Yeah, me neither.
520
00:42:48,096 --> 00:42:50,197
Where's the phone?
521
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,335
What the fuck?
522
00:42:56,271 --> 00:42:59,680
Doug, you put the phone here.
523
00:43:00,575 --> 00:43:01,836
God dammit.
524
00:43:02,710 --> 00:43:04,345
I put it here.
525
00:43:07,215 --> 00:43:08,476
Okay.
526
00:43:09,417 --> 00:43:11,152
Okay, the phone's gone.
527
00:43:11,153 --> 00:43:12,453
I'm losing my fucking mind.
528
00:43:12,454 --> 00:43:13,620
I put the fucking phone on the bag.
529
00:43:13,621 --> 00:43:15,322
I put it on the bag.
530
00:43:41,816 --> 00:43:44,759
That's not how I left it.
531
00:43:45,220 --> 00:43:49,098
Oh god, I must be losing my mind.
532
00:43:55,797 --> 00:44:00,235
So, someone's clearly messing with me.
533
00:44:02,537 --> 00:44:06,975
Rabbit, and then that scream at night.
534
00:44:09,111 --> 00:44:10,745
And the traps.
535
00:44:13,615 --> 00:44:19,453
Now the sat phone is gone and
the chess pieces have moved.
536
00:44:21,189 --> 00:44:25,721
You know any wolves who can play chess?
537
00:44:27,395 --> 00:44:31,273
There's someone clearly out here.
538
00:44:31,899 --> 00:44:34,236
I got two more days.
539
00:44:35,070 --> 00:44:36,570
That's it, I'm gonna make
my way around the lake...
540
00:44:36,571 --> 00:44:41,710
...and then I'm gonna
come up the pickup point.
541
00:44:54,556 --> 00:44:57,125
I swear to God, Terry.
542
00:44:58,060 --> 00:45:01,162
I swear to God if this is you
and Bill and Angie,...
543
00:45:01,163 --> 00:45:03,697
...if this is your way of
teaching me a lesson,...
544
00:45:03,698 --> 00:45:07,202
...of fucking with me, oh my God.
545
00:45:12,107 --> 00:45:14,007
I will be really really really...
546
00:45:14,008 --> 00:45:17,652
...fucking pissed off at you guys.
547
00:45:47,842 --> 00:45:53,541
Son of a bitch, it's actually
a really good move.
548
00:45:56,851 --> 00:45:59,514
Fuck it can't be Terry.
549
00:46:01,123 --> 00:46:06,961
Yeah, this guy's a good chess player,
I'll give him that.
550
00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:17,573
Try and get out of that, son of a bitch.
551
00:46:34,822 --> 00:46:37,524
So, you'll have to
cut around this, Terry.
552
00:46:37,525 --> 00:46:39,193
My spidey senses are screaming at me...
553
00:46:39,194 --> 00:46:41,695
...to get the hell out of here.
554
00:46:41,696 --> 00:46:45,065
I mean, crocodiles, snakes,
bears, bring 'em on.
555
00:46:45,066 --> 00:46:47,869
But psycho mountain men?
556
00:46:48,270 --> 00:46:51,572
I have no interest in tangling with.
557
00:46:51,573 --> 00:46:52,806
I'm gonna ditch my fancy digs here,...
558
00:46:52,807 --> 00:46:54,074
...I'm gonna move out onto the cliff,...
559
00:46:54,075 --> 00:46:55,942
...I'll try and get some
footage for the show,...
560
00:46:55,943 --> 00:47:01,456
...but, this is starting
to feel really messed up.
561
00:47:05,287 --> 00:47:07,421
So, let's assume you've been
lost in the woods...
562
00:47:07,422 --> 00:47:09,456
...for several days now,...
563
00:47:09,457 --> 00:47:11,124
...and you're confident
that a rescue party...
564
00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:13,093
...is out looking for you.
565
00:47:13,094 --> 00:47:16,463
In that scenario,
you wouldn't wanna be...
566
00:47:16,464 --> 00:47:19,666
...in the dense forest,
but out in the wide open...
567
00:47:19,667 --> 00:47:25,273
...where you'd have a greater
chance of being seen.
568
00:47:55,069 --> 00:47:58,071
This will serve as an ideal
spot for my next camp.
569
00:47:58,072 --> 00:47:59,740
Just on top of the ridge
there is an open area...
570
00:47:59,741 --> 00:48:01,041
...that's clearly visible
from the sky...
571
00:48:01,042 --> 00:48:03,043
...as well as the surrounding lakes.
572
00:48:03,044 --> 00:48:06,547
And this rock face will serve
as a good shelter...
573
00:48:06,548 --> 00:48:08,815
...to shield me from
the wind and the rain.
574
00:48:08,816 --> 00:48:11,051
Now we just have to
make it a little cozier.
575
00:48:11,052 --> 00:48:12,921
Let's get to it.
576
00:48:20,228 --> 00:48:22,363
Home sweet home.
577
00:48:22,364 --> 00:48:25,073
Welcome to my new camp.
578
00:48:27,235 --> 00:48:29,336
Let's go scrounge up some food...
579
00:48:29,337 --> 00:48:33,240
...now that we've got our fire going.
580
00:48:48,823 --> 00:48:51,626
See any fish down there?
581
00:48:54,462 --> 00:48:55,631
Okay.
582
00:49:01,803 --> 00:49:04,070
So here I am at the creek,...
583
00:49:04,071 --> 00:49:07,641
...which is not only
my new water source,...
584
00:49:07,642 --> 00:49:12,045
...this is also a great spot
for finding local food.
585
00:49:12,046 --> 00:49:16,717
Small fish, crayfish, frogs,
anything buggy.
586
00:49:38,005 --> 00:49:39,780
Recognize this?
587
00:49:45,112 --> 00:49:49,650
So I'm not alone out here
I guess, I got a fan.
588
00:49:49,651 --> 00:49:53,920
Oh, this is a great spot
for you guys to drop me.
589
00:49:53,921 --> 00:49:57,591
And the mystery of the
missing cell phone is solved.
590
00:49:57,592 --> 00:50:00,594
And buddy decided to take it apart.
591
00:50:00,595 --> 00:50:03,730
Well, at least I know
I'm not going crazy.
592
00:50:03,731 --> 00:50:06,861
This is starting to feel--
593
00:50:44,305 --> 00:50:45,473
Jesus.
594
00:50:49,777 --> 00:50:52,045
Are you seeing this?
595
00:51:27,715 --> 00:51:29,350
What the fuck?
596
00:51:34,856 --> 00:51:37,285
I didn't set that up.
597
00:51:38,593 --> 00:51:41,021
I didn't set that up.
598
00:51:47,502 --> 00:51:48,668
Check.
599
00:51:54,141 --> 00:51:55,636
Hey, asshole!
600
00:52:02,216 --> 00:52:05,019
I know you're out there!
601
00:52:06,287 --> 00:52:10,725
Well, I like your fucking chess moves!
602
00:52:29,577 --> 00:52:30,745
Fucker.
603
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:17,918
So I set a three camera
security perimeter.
604
00:53:27,234 --> 00:53:29,202
Asshole sets one foot
in this camp, smile,...
605
00:53:29,203 --> 00:53:32,146
...you're on fucking camera.
606
00:54:01,302 --> 00:54:02,610
Oh fuck me.
607
00:54:05,106 --> 00:54:06,274
Oh fuck.
608
00:54:11,312 --> 00:54:14,147
Who's idea was northern Ontario?
609
00:54:14,148 --> 00:54:15,409
Huh, Terry?
610
00:54:16,718 --> 00:54:22,556
Why couldn't it have been
Bahamas or Santa Barbara?
611
00:54:23,557 --> 00:54:28,789
Surviving Santa Barbara,
I'd watch that show.
612
00:54:38,906 --> 00:54:40,240
I'm famished.
613
00:54:40,241 --> 00:54:43,243
I haven't eaten anything today.
614
00:54:43,244 --> 00:54:44,477
I'm gonna turn in early...
615
00:54:44,478 --> 00:54:48,822
...and wake up and try
and find some food.
616
00:54:51,919 --> 00:54:57,758
I'll try and make it
something gross for you, Bill.
617
00:55:15,309 --> 00:55:16,617
Good night.
618
00:56:36,190 --> 00:56:40,160
Someone was in my camp last night.
619
00:56:40,928 --> 00:56:45,226
They tilted the fucking cameras down.
620
00:56:54,675 --> 00:56:55,909
Ah no no.
621
00:56:55,910 --> 00:56:59,507
That's it, that's it, I'm done.
622
00:57:00,114 --> 00:57:04,084
I'm done, I'm fucking done, Terry.
623
00:57:04,651 --> 00:57:06,661
This is bullshit.
624
00:57:09,190 --> 00:57:12,092
Yeah, I can deal with the outdoors,
and the fucking animals,...
625
00:57:12,093 --> 00:57:15,361
...and the weather, but
I can't deal with a fucking...
626
00:57:15,362 --> 00:57:19,165
...psycho, chess playing
lumberjack, Terry.
627
00:57:19,166 --> 00:57:21,601
I'm done, it's over.
628
00:57:21,602 --> 00:57:23,236
You're gonna have
to cut this together...
629
00:57:23,237 --> 00:57:25,038
...and make it look like
five days in post.
630
00:57:25,039 --> 00:57:27,507
I'm gathering my fucking equipment...
631
00:57:27,508 --> 00:57:31,277
...and I'm fucking getting
the fuck out of here, all right?
632
00:57:31,278 --> 00:57:33,521
This is ridiculous.
633
00:57:34,816 --> 00:57:35,982
Fuck you!
634
00:57:37,751 --> 00:57:39,620
Fucking asshole.
635
00:58:02,043 --> 00:58:05,218
All right, guys, that's it.
636
00:58:05,712 --> 00:58:10,516
As soon as I'm done here
I'll pack up all my gear.
637
00:58:10,517 --> 00:58:13,554
Come to scoop me up, okay?
638
00:58:14,188 --> 00:58:16,897
It's the best I can do.
639
00:58:17,224 --> 00:58:20,226
This one's for you, little bro.
640
00:58:30,504 --> 00:58:33,206
Well, I've survived five days here...
641
00:58:33,207 --> 00:58:35,208
...in the forests of northern Canada.
642
00:58:35,209 --> 00:58:37,944
While the wilderness can be
hash and unforgiving,...
643
00:58:37,945 --> 00:58:39,279
...it can also provide you with...
644
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,848
...all the necessary elements
for survival.
645
00:58:41,849 --> 00:58:43,850
I've moved myself to an elevated spot...
646
00:58:43,851 --> 00:58:45,718
...with an open area above me,...
647
00:58:45,719 --> 00:58:47,954
...and I've thrown some fresh
pine and spruce needles...
648
00:58:47,955 --> 00:58:49,422
...on my fire.
649
00:58:49,423 --> 00:58:52,825
That'll create a smoke signal
that's visible for miles.
650
00:58:52,826 --> 00:58:56,470
And then, the help will arrive.
651
00:58:59,633 --> 00:59:02,002
You hear that, help will arrive,...
652
00:59:02,003 --> 00:59:05,638
...so hurry up, guys, get off your
lazy asses and come get me.
653
00:59:07,975 --> 00:59:09,842
All right, enough is enough.
654
00:59:09,843 --> 00:59:11,477
Enough is enough.
655
00:59:11,478 --> 00:59:13,146
God dammit!
656
00:59:13,147 --> 00:59:15,482
Duncan, is that you?
657
00:59:16,417 --> 00:59:18,584
I know you're out here, come on!
658
01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:08,903
What the, what the fuck?
659
01:00:11,572 --> 01:00:14,235
Okay, get dry, get dry.
660
01:00:24,285 --> 01:00:26,293
Okay, okay, okay.
661
01:00:30,557 --> 01:00:35,135
Okay, okay, okay,
calm down, calm down.
662
01:00:36,197 --> 01:00:37,365
Okay.
663
01:00:39,733 --> 01:00:43,703
Gotta get to base camp,
take things from there.
664
01:00:43,704 --> 01:00:45,338
You can do it.
665
01:00:46,573 --> 01:00:48,536
Okay, okay, okay.
666
01:01:01,255 --> 01:01:03,590
Two, three, come on.
667
01:02:00,347 --> 01:02:01,516
Base camp.
668
01:02:49,062 --> 01:02:50,791
Ah, fuck, fuck.
669
01:03:18,559 --> 01:03:19,727
Terry?
670
01:04:53,254 --> 01:04:55,215
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
671
01:05:04,931 --> 01:05:06,100
Guys?
672
01:05:09,169 --> 01:05:10,570
Bill? Angie?
673
01:05:12,273 --> 01:05:13,439
Terry!
674
01:05:23,550 --> 01:05:24,719
Terry?
675
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:34,528
Guys?
676
01:05:58,018 --> 01:05:59,186
Terry!
677
01:06:15,969 --> 01:06:17,464
Terry? Terry?
678
01:06:17,971 --> 01:06:19,138
It's me, buddy.
679
01:06:19,139 --> 01:06:22,876
It's me, it's me, bro, I'm here.
680
01:06:23,276 --> 01:06:24,310
I'm gonna go to the tent,
I'm gonna get the med kit,...
681
01:06:24,311 --> 01:06:26,679
...I'll be right back, okay?
682
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:29,809
Hang in there, you hold on.
683
01:06:29,983 --> 01:06:31,151
Run.
684
01:06:37,658 --> 01:06:41,226
Mayday, mayday,
this is an emergency, over.
685
01:06:44,898 --> 01:06:49,336
Mayday, we need, mayday, we need help.
686
01:06:49,503 --> 01:06:52,400
Can anyone read me, over.
687
01:06:53,407 --> 01:06:55,240
We're 20 kilometers from Bearskin Lake.
688
01:06:55,241 --> 01:06:59,213
We need an emergency medical evac.
689
01:07:01,382 --> 01:07:03,810
Please read me, over.
690
01:07:04,818 --> 01:07:06,085
Do you read me!
691
01:07:06,086 --> 01:07:08,954
There are people dying, over!
692
01:07:46,493 --> 01:07:47,661
Fuck.
693
01:11:03,523 --> 01:11:09,035
I don't know who I'm filming
this for any more.
694
01:11:10,463 --> 01:11:14,573
I figure maybe someone should know.
695
01:11:22,042 --> 01:11:25,779
Bill, Angie, and Terry are dead.
696
01:11:33,453 --> 01:11:37,156
I'm pretty sure I killed
the thing that did it,...
697
01:11:37,157 --> 01:11:40,100
I don't know what it was.
698
01:11:45,031 --> 01:11:49,235
I'm hundreds of miles from anywhere.
699
01:11:53,373 --> 01:11:56,176
In case I don't make it,...
700
01:12:03,183 --> 01:12:08,555
...Jo, I knew the first
I saw you, I was a goner.
701
01:12:13,093 --> 01:12:16,737
I could survive the North Pole,...
702
01:12:18,531 --> 01:12:22,501
...but I was no match for that smile.
703
01:12:30,677 --> 01:12:32,406
Holly, my baby.
704
01:12:38,351 --> 01:12:43,490
My baby girl, I love you,
I love you so much...
705
01:12:44,858 --> 01:12:46,959
...it hurts my heart.
706
01:13:12,018 --> 01:13:15,620
Video message to daddy, take one.
707
01:13:15,621 --> 01:13:18,023
Hi, daddy, I just wanted
to say I love you...
708
01:13:18,024 --> 01:13:19,591
...and I'll miss you.
709
01:13:19,592 --> 01:13:22,294
Don't be afraid, because
I know you're the bravest...
710
01:13:22,295 --> 01:13:28,134
...and the strongest, and that
you're coming home soon.
711
01:13:47,387 --> 01:13:48,881
Okay, Doug...
712
01:13:54,861 --> 01:13:57,102
How do we get home?
713
01:14:28,328 --> 01:14:29,361
Bearskin Lake.
714
01:14:29,362 --> 01:14:32,071
That's where Duncan is.
715
01:14:32,132 --> 01:14:34,140
That's 20 clicks.
716
01:14:35,301 --> 01:14:36,470
Six hours.
717
01:15:09,069 --> 01:15:10,237
Fuck.
718
01:15:18,811 --> 01:15:20,820
Go with your gut.
719
01:15:59,485 --> 01:16:00,654
Duncan.
720
01:16:03,456 --> 01:16:04,624
Duncan!
721
01:16:07,460 --> 01:16:09,563
Duncan, thank god.
722
01:16:13,333 --> 01:16:14,501
Duncan?
723
01:16:17,203 --> 01:16:18,372
Holy shit!
724
01:16:28,081 --> 01:16:29,249
Oh shit.
725
01:16:34,955 --> 01:16:36,261
Fuck, fuck.
726
01:16:58,478 --> 01:17:00,512
At this point we can't
say with any accuracy...
727
01:17:00,513 --> 01:17:04,116
...what the scope of the attack is.
728
01:17:04,117 --> 01:17:06,718
The initial global air attack...
729
01:17:06,719 --> 01:17:10,089
...targeted the world's largest
and most densely populated...
730
01:17:10,090 --> 01:17:13,192
...cities and military installations.
731
01:17:13,193 --> 01:17:16,895
New York, Los Angeles,
London, Mumbai, Beijing.
732
01:17:16,896 --> 01:17:18,064
Get down!
733
01:17:19,399 --> 01:17:21,333
Now, the initial global attack
only lasted...
734
01:17:21,334 --> 01:17:24,936
...97 minutes, but it managed
to cripple most of the world,...
735
01:17:24,937 --> 01:17:28,140
...communication, infrastructure.
736
01:17:28,141 --> 01:17:33,745
All we know is that the attack
is of unknown origin.
737
01:17:33,746 --> 01:17:35,849
Not of this world.
738
01:17:36,249 --> 01:17:37,782
Now, the last reports we had...
739
01:17:37,783 --> 01:17:41,120
...were that several alien
aircraft were shot down...
740
01:17:41,121 --> 01:17:43,622
...by northern military defense forces.
741
01:17:43,623 --> 01:17:46,725
Authorities have been
pleading with people...
742
01:17:46,726 --> 01:17:50,095
...to get as far away from the densely
populated urban centers,...
743
01:17:50,096 --> 01:17:52,764
...to get as far away
from them as possible.
744
01:17:52,765 --> 01:17:58,437
And if you managed to escape,
and if you can hear me,...
745
01:17:58,438 --> 01:18:02,941
...if you're out there,
if you're out there, good luck.
746
01:18:12,185 --> 01:18:13,726
Major cities.
747
01:18:14,387 --> 01:18:15,555
Jo.
748
01:18:16,956 --> 01:18:19,458
At this point we can't say
with any accuracy...
749
01:18:19,459 --> 01:18:23,196
...what the scope of the attack is.
750
01:18:23,296 --> 01:18:25,797
The initial global
air attack targeted...
751
01:18:25,798 --> 01:18:28,500
...the largest and
most densely populated--
752
01:18:28,501 --> 01:18:30,930
You gotta be alive.
753
01:18:37,210 --> 01:18:39,411
These will me to the channels.
754
01:18:39,412 --> 01:18:40,979
I'll have to figure it out from there.
755
01:18:40,980 --> 01:18:42,314
Hey!
756
01:18:42,315 --> 01:18:43,483
Duncan?
757
01:18:44,984 --> 01:18:48,019
What they hell are you doing in my boat?
758
01:18:48,020 --> 01:18:50,455
It's me, Doug Woods.
759
01:18:50,456 --> 01:18:53,024
Where's the rest of your crew?
760
01:18:53,025 --> 01:18:54,859
They're all dead.
761
01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:56,295
Dead?
762
01:18:56,296 --> 01:18:58,063
What the hell's going on?
763
01:18:58,064 --> 01:18:59,898
I don't have time to explain,
just get on the boat...
764
01:18:59,899 --> 01:19:01,600
...and we'll talk while we're moving.
765
01:19:01,601 --> 01:19:02,901
Mr. Woods.
766
01:19:02,902 --> 01:19:05,036
I really need you to get out of my boat.
767
01:19:05,037 --> 01:19:06,105
Duncan, I'm not arguing with you,...
768
01:19:06,106 --> 01:19:08,140
...just get on the fucking boat.
769
01:19:08,141 --> 01:19:08,940
You can just--
770
01:19:12,245 --> 01:19:13,413
Fuck.
771
01:20:04,597 --> 01:20:05,765
Checkmate.
772
01:21:43,996 --> 01:21:47,566
♪ There's a place just off the coast ♪
773
01:21:47,567 --> 01:21:50,335
♪ In the middle of nowhere ♪
774
01:21:50,336 --> 01:21:55,008
♪ Deep inside the hills ♪
775
01:21:55,441 --> 01:22:01,280
♪ Sitting silently lives the lonely,
the lonely gunman ♪
776
01:22:02,047 --> 01:22:06,251
♪ Counting up his kills ♪
777
01:22:06,252 --> 01:22:09,335
♪ Oh yeah ♪
778
01:22:18,998 --> 01:22:22,233
♪ When he was young
he dreamed of a life ♪
779
01:22:22,234 --> 01:22:25,236
♪ Of growing old and happy ♪
780
01:22:25,237 --> 01:22:29,676
♪ But he was so naive ♪
781
01:22:30,710 --> 01:22:33,945
♪ 'Cause you can never shoot a gun ♪
782
01:22:33,946 --> 01:22:36,948
♪ Pull the trigger ♪
783
01:22:36,949 --> 01:22:41,252
♪ With your heart on your sleeve ♪
784
01:22:41,253 --> 01:22:44,056
♪ Oh no ♪
785
01:22:48,227 --> 01:22:53,932
♪ He's come to terms
with a life spent alone ♪
786
01:22:53,933 --> 01:22:59,504
♪ No room for love in
a heart made of stone ♪
787
01:22:59,505 --> 01:23:04,108
♪ He made the choice oh so long ago ♪
788
01:23:04,109 --> 01:23:09,996
♪ Between a woman and a smoking gun ♪
789
01:23:35,074 --> 01:23:38,843
♪ There was a time he fell in love ♪
790
01:23:38,844 --> 01:23:41,446
♪ And he was happy ♪
791
01:23:41,447 --> 01:23:46,725
♪ With a woman soft and kind ♪
792
01:23:46,852 --> 01:23:50,021
♪ But every time he closed his eyes ♪
793
01:23:50,022 --> 01:23:52,891
♪ And pulled the trigger ♪
794
01:23:52,892 --> 01:23:56,895
♪ He left a bit of himself behind ♪
795
01:23:56,896 --> 01:23:59,979
♪ Oh yeah ♪
796
01:24:10,175 --> 01:24:13,412
♪ Now he's haunted by the eyes ♪
797
01:24:13,413 --> 01:24:16,448
♪ Of the lives he's taken ♪
798
01:24:16,449 --> 01:24:21,886
♪ As they were making
their last stands ♪
799
01:24:21,887 --> 01:24:24,923
♪ There is no amount of time ♪
800
01:24:24,924 --> 01:24:27,892
♪ That can wash away ♪
801
01:24:27,893 --> 01:24:32,464
♪ The blood from his hands ♪
802
01:24:32,465 --> 01:24:35,408
♪ Oh no ♪
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