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Yes, nobody ever
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Ever could tell her
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What it's like to fall in love
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Tired of searching
She wants to be perfect
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Nothings ever good enough
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And I watch, I wait
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Catch her eye and look away
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Nobody ever, ever could tell her
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But I tried
Now she keeps me hanging on the line
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Praying at the sky
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Every single night's the same
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Hanging by phone
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Praying all alone
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Everybody knows her name
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I love you, I love you, I love you!
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Jenny, slow down.
You're going to have an aneurism.
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What's a girl to do?
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In a perfect world, I'd be perfect too
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Oh, my God.
You're the coolest friend ever.
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This is the birthday of my life!
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Yeah, well, anything for a friend.
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Hi, guys. Make it go away.
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I figured you too would be
in these cheap seats, Ryan.
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These seats are amazing.
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Yeah, well, I'm down
where Jason can sweat all over me.
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Peace out, ladies.
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Every single night's the same
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She's a perfect girl
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Jason! Yes!
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Go, bro!
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Is it just me?
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Or is it hot in here?
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Don't do it. Don't you do it!
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He did it.
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Oh, my God. This is my favorite song!
I love you!
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Jason!
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Jason!
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You say
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You like to sleep alone
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And I say -And I say
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I miss the way you breathe -Breathe
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You say -I'm going.
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I get away with murder -Jenny!
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-Jason! Hey, watch the hands, dude.
-But you know I've paid for hurting
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Someone I can't leave behind
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Do you feel something -Faster!
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Pulling you back in
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Do you see something
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You wanna see again
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I could be the one
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I could make it up to you
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Take me back, I'm the lonely boy who
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Who loves you
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Don't even think about it.
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Come on now
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Come on Do you feel something
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Pulling you back in
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Do you see something
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You wanna see again
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I could be the one
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I could make it up to you -No!
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Take me back, I'm the lonely boy
Who likes you
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Thank you, Boston.
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Good morning, Beantown.
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Jason masters kicked off his world tour
with a sell-out crowd last night.
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One lucky fan made it onstage
and got her own personal souvenir,
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the shirt off his back.
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Mom, you won't believe this.
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I was picked up by the crowd
and I was passed hand over hand to Jason,
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and just as I was about to reach him,
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who do I get knocked down by?
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-Alexis?
-Story of my life.
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Mom?
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Do you realize that I wasted
all of high school
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just waiting for someday to sweep me off
my feet.
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And now, time's run out.
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And all I've got to show for it
is a boring diploma.
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Sometimes, love just sneaks up on you.
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Four years in high school
with no boyfriend.
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-That's sad.
-What about Ryan?
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He's my best friend.
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That'd be like kissing my little brother.
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I need a man. Someone tough
and rugged and smoldering.
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Just be careful what you wish for, honey.
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You might just get it.
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You and Ryan are going to have
an amazing time.
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Working all summer in a Caribbean resort.
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The temperature in Indonesia is 95.
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Why don't you take mom on a real vacation?
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Like, maybe a country
with indoor plumbing.
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Oh, we get to be in nature's belly.
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No cars, no phone, no world wide web.
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-Just the two of us.
-Yeah. And nude beaches.
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I'll never get that image out of my head.
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Don't even try, sweetheart.
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Oh, I've cut myself.
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-Oh, that's bad.
-Here, dad.
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Oh, I'm feeling week. I might pass out.
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If I don't make it,
remember that I love you both.
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I want you to donate my organs
to the people...
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That's much better.
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That's good because I couldn't decide
for a minute
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who I wanted to donate my organs to.
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I probably should keep them.
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Well, you're gonna make one hell
of a doctor.
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You haven't seen the bill yet.
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I'm gonna miss you, baby.
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Have we got the coolest daughter or what?
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Word, darling.
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You guys are weird.
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-Hello.
-Ryan!
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Hey!
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-Are you ready?
-I was born ready.
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Oh, you're going to miss
my home cooking at St Lucia this summer.
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Sir, I...
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I hope that you're going to be okay
with the situation.
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In St Lucia this summer.
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-Situation?
-The living situation with Jenny and me.
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Oh, you mean the two of you being roomies.
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Come on, Ryan, you're the last guy
in the world I'm worried about.
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The dead last guy.
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I'm more worried about that rat-faced kid,
Lenny.
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The guy with the lazy eye
and the boils on his chin.
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But I'll be serious with you.
I am down with it.
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It is tight, man.
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Totally cool.
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You have a kick-ass time.
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Now, give me five.
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And up high.
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Motown bounce, slip and slide, back side
and keep on trucking my man.
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Welcome to Sun Village Beach Resort.
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Thank you.
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-Not bad.
-Hey.
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-Pretty rad, huh?
-Oh, yeah.
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This is so cool.
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Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
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-What are you doing here?
-What are you doing here?
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I didn't know the hotel took food stamps.
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We're here
on the school's summer job program.
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You found out that this was Jason's
favorite resort, didn't 8you?
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-Who doesn't know?
-Well, if he shows up, stay out of my way.
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He's mine. Up your meds, Alexis.
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Whatever, just stay out of my way.
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Have you been pumping up, Ryan?
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I like it.
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Thanks.
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I mean, I bought a Bowflex.
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-What?
-This will be your home
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for the next three months.
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This is the finest resort
in the Caribbean.
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Now, I expect you to protect the image
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of the Sun Village Beach resort
at Cofresi Beach
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with your lives, if necessary.
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Did I make a joke?
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You laugh. I didn't make a joke.
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No, I just remembered a joke.
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That I told him on the plane.
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Two priests and a rabbi in a boat.
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There'll be no drinking and no drugs.
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There'll be no canoodling with guests
and no hanky-panky.
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This is the wall...
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-We're not together.
-Yeah, there will be no hanky-panky.
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I want no trouble.
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-Comprende?
-Comprende.
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Your assignments are on the board.
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You will work as a lifeguard.
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-And you will work as a floater.
-A floater?
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You will float from one task to the next.
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You will fill in where needed.
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These are your employee handbooks.
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I expect you to study it, know it,
live it.
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-Comprende?
-Yes, Mr Hernandez.
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I mean, comprende.
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-Here's your Mama-Wanna, Ma'am.
-Thanks.
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Here you go, Ryan.
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Hey, I'm digging this older woman thing.
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See some guys wouldn't even roll
like that.
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My deal is if she's sliding a Rolex
my way,
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I'll be the bitch.
I'll be the biggest bitch you got
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because I don't care, man.
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Ola, Ola, man.
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Check the chunky on that monkey.
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Hey, that woman in the bright top
hit about two to three.
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Watch and learn, Holmes. Watch and learn.
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-Pass in the ball.
-Yeah, I got it.
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Hey, hey, girl you fine.
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And I'll bet up under that, you ain't
wearing nothing but a G-string, baby.
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Nothing.
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I ain't mad at you.
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That's all right
because you're still fine, still fine.
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-Smooth, Chase.
-Hey, man,
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you can't fault a fellow for trying.
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That's all, I'm saying.
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Help!
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Help!
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I'll go call in the code.
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Do that.
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Hey, baby, did I rock your world?
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-Never mind.
-Mommy!
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-Yeah, you better run.
-Jenny, a reminder.
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Hotel policy strictly prohibits
the killing of guests.
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Well, I didn't get the memo.
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The little deviant copped a feel.
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-Above or below the equator?
-Above.
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And I got tongued too.
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My mouth tastes like Captain Crunch.
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You don't have much impulse control,
do you?
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-What's that?
-Thought so.
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So, what are you doing tonight?
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-Gargling Clorox.
-I touched her boobie.
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Then, killing myself.
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Okay, but before that?
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I don't know. Why? You want to hang out?
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Well, yeah. I mean, if... If you want to.
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Ryan, please assert yourself.
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Okay, well, if you want to,
and only if you want to.
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We could do something
but only if you want to
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because I want what you want.
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-All right, well, that's a start.
-Yo, yo, yo! Cannonball!
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Hey, hey, could I get some help over here?
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Coming! Let me see. Okay.
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You'll live.
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Unfortunately.
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And that's what you get
for touching boobies.
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Dog. You been holding out on me.
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-Who was that?
-Jenny Taylor.
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-She's too young for you.
-Wait, wait, wait!
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-It's not fair.
-What?
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Look at them.
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Closest thing I ever had to a date
was a fat kid with breasts.
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-Guys ask you out.
-Yeah, but I'm a woman, Ryan.
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You want the right guy to ask you out.
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I'm okay, right?
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Nothing's wrong with me?
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You're perfect.
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Thanks. Well, you're the only one
who seems to think so.
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-Jenny?
-Yeah?
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What? Is there something on my face?
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No, no, it's just...
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Weird.
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-Yeah, I could get used to this.
-Water looks so great.
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-You wanna race?
-Let's do it!
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Oh, come on, is that all you got?
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Hey!
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Hey, check out that swim suit.
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Who's the grossest person we know?
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Oh, no contest. Chester Arbiter.
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I remember Chester Arbiter.
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In the third grade, he used
to stick his finger up his nose
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-and wiggle his eyes.
-Yeah.
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Yeah, well, we got a winner.
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You had a crush on him.
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-With the eye-wiggler? You bet.
-Oh, absolutely.
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No.
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-I have to go.
-Where?
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-Shopping.
-Want me to come?
257
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,133
I thought maybe I'd… -For bras.
258
00:15:46,406 --> 00:15:48,069
We're not doing that kind of press
anymore.
259
00:15:48,159 --> 00:15:50,846
Get to cover it. That hillbilly
will do anything.
260
00:15:50,936 --> 00:15:53,042
Very low...
261
00:15:53,132 --> 00:15:54,154
Excuse me.
262
00:15:55,263 --> 00:15:57,685
Welcome back to the Sun Village
Beach Resort Presidential Suite,
263
00:15:57,775 --> 00:16:00,980
Mr Masters. You look amazing. As always.
264
00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:03,957
You are our favorite guest.
I believe this is your 15th visit.
265
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,006
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we've heard it all before.
266
00:16:06,096 --> 00:16:08,617
We hope your stay will be a restful one
and all that crap.
267
00:16:08,707 --> 00:16:10,777
Save it for someone who cares, love.
268
00:16:11,915 --> 00:16:13,333
Presidential Suite.
269
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,105
-Hello, Jenny.
-Hello.
270
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:26,227
The great thing about being head lifeguard
is I can see the future.
271
00:16:26,369 --> 00:16:27,597
Really, what's in mine?
272
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,224
-You're taking my shift tomorrow morning.
-What?
273
00:16:30,314 --> 00:16:32,418
-When do you work?
-When I want to.
274
00:16:32,537 --> 00:16:33,775
Alexis.
275
00:16:34,763 --> 00:16:36,590
That's immediate supervisor Alexis.
276
00:16:36,824 --> 00:16:38,119
CCFN.
277
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,851
-How's the new boss?
-Cruella.
278
00:16:44,051 --> 00:16:46,182
What's the penalty
for second degree murder?
279
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,096
Well, now that you've told me,
it's first degree.
280
00:16:48,186 --> 00:16:49,906
Oh, right. So, what's up?
281
00:16:50,057 --> 00:16:51,643
Promise you won't make a scene.
282
00:16:51,856 --> 00:16:53,008
Please.
283
00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:56,174
As we speak, Jason Masters is checking in.
284
00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:57,804
Jason's here? He's here?
285
00:16:57,894 --> 00:16:59,402
-Yeah, he's here on a lay over.
-My God!
286
00:16:59,492 --> 00:17:01,243
He's here! Right now!
287
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:02,962
Jason Masters is here!
288
00:17:03,057 --> 00:17:04,316
Don't tell Alexis.
289
00:17:06,676 --> 00:17:10,232
We like R&R here and I'll just get you
your teeth whitened after lunch,
290
00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:12,420
-okay, love?
-Milo, I need him for five minutes.
291
00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:14,217
-No!
-Okay, don't trust me.
292
00:17:14,307 --> 00:17:17,080
All right, I am cranking,
I am cranking...
293
00:17:17,294 --> 00:17:19,399
People Magazine. U.S. National.
294
00:17:19,703 --> 00:17:20,939
-What?
-What?
295
00:17:24,013 --> 00:17:26,126
-Todd!
-What, no, I said rescue.
296
00:17:26,216 --> 00:17:28,154
Because Jason is leaving, that's why.
297
00:17:52,894 --> 00:17:55,029
-Hey. Are you okay?
-I'm fine.
298
00:17:55,277 --> 00:17:56,499
Oh, my God.
299
00:17:56,637 --> 00:17:58,845
-Are you sure?
-Never better.
300
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,350
-What's your name?
-Jenny.
301
00:18:01,779 --> 00:18:03,633
My first crush was named Jenny.
302
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:07,398
Juan Carlos. Juan Carlos. Prepare. Front!
303
00:18:08,518 --> 00:18:10,057
I'll show you to your villa.
304
00:18:10,712 --> 00:18:12,055
Be careful, beautiful.
305
00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:20,775
He's a god.
306
00:18:22,341 --> 00:18:23,344
Short god.
307
00:18:23,434 --> 00:18:26,939
Here's your favorite villa here
at the Sun Village beach Resort
308
00:18:27,029 --> 00:18:28,269
at the Cofresi Beach.
309
00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:30,196
I have personally made sure
310
00:18:30,286 --> 00:18:33,062
that everything is just the way
you like it.
311
00:18:33,152 --> 00:18:34,651
You mean, like, without you here.
312
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,933
Deliver. Jason's truck.
313
00:18:37,023 --> 00:18:39,910
Oh, God. So...
314
00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:42,425
What does that mean now? Jason...
315
00:18:43,512 --> 00:18:46,107
Yo, Jason, which one of us is hotter?
316
00:18:46,407 --> 00:18:48,223
You're a sunset, you're a rainbow.
317
00:18:48,313 --> 00:18:49,940
How can I choose between that?
318
00:18:50,990 --> 00:18:52,344
Don't push me.
319
00:18:52,512 --> 00:18:53,900
Don't push me!
320
00:18:57,055 --> 00:18:59,118
Deason sent this over. Isn't it fierce?
321
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,467
It's like, come here, but go away.
322
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,270
I'm a big strong man. Hold me.
323
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:05,368
-Sexy, but not yet.
-Belinda, just call for the Lear jet
324
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:06,407
for six hours.
325
00:19:06,497 --> 00:19:07,603
Do that later.
326
00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:09,989
Hey, she's not piece of...
Don't hurt her, okay?
327
00:19:10,124 --> 00:19:11,181
Thank you.
328
00:19:11,271 --> 00:19:12,466
-Cheers.
-Hello?
329
00:19:12,556 --> 00:19:14,169
Bonjour.
330
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:25,416
Beats me.
331
00:19:26,168 --> 00:19:28,331
I think Jason and I had a connection.
332
00:19:28,872 --> 00:19:31,113
-Not this again.
-I don't believe in coincidences.
333
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,887
Almost meeting him in the concert
at Boston
334
00:19:32,977 --> 00:19:34,159
and then meeting him in the lobby.
335
00:19:34,249 --> 00:19:36,904
-What are the odds?
-A rock star staying at a resort.
336
00:19:36,994 --> 00:19:38,663
-It is shocking, I tell you.
-Stop it.
337
00:19:38,753 --> 00:19:41,097
I think if he met me,
I might have a chance.
338
00:19:41,277 --> 00:19:43,184
And when you have an opportunity,
you take it.
339
00:19:43,376 --> 00:19:44,519
You're acting like a little kid.
340
00:19:44,609 --> 00:19:46,366
-Are you calling me immature?
-Shoe.
341
00:19:46,456 --> 00:19:47,957
Foot. Fits. Yeah. I am.
342
00:19:48,047 --> 00:19:51,573
Look, I don't want to be 90 and dead
thinking that I might have had a shot.
343
00:19:51,871 --> 00:19:53,507
Do you even think when you're dead?
344
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:57,001
I don't want to spend the rest
of my life wondering “what if?”
345
00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:58,938
-Well, you better move fast.
-What?
346
00:19:59,028 --> 00:20:00,245
He's leaving tomorrow.
347
00:20:01,017 --> 00:20:02,303
I told you. He's only here on a lay over.
348
00:20:02,393 --> 00:20:03,660
He's got a concert in D.C.
349
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,015
That only leaves tonight.
350
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,611
Tonight, he's going
on the Sunset Pirate Cruise
351
00:20:06,701 --> 00:20:08,217
so forget it.
352
00:20:08,773 --> 00:20:10,076
Pirate cruise.
353
00:20:20,892 --> 00:20:25,067
All right, Jason,
who's the lucky girl or girls tonight?
354
00:20:25,264 --> 00:20:27,541
Find out if she has anything contagious.
355
00:20:30,131 --> 00:20:32,167
Hello, darling, tell me.
356
00:20:32,257 --> 00:20:34,055
Have you spent any time in Haiti?
357
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:35,435
Never been there.
358
00:20:49,138 --> 00:20:50,141
Two words for you.
359
00:20:50,259 --> 00:20:51,914
Myocardial infarction.
360
00:20:52,911 --> 00:20:53,979
Stop eating.
361
00:20:54,493 --> 00:20:56,283
We're headed for a tropical depression.
362
00:20:56,754 --> 00:20:58,479
-Plot a new heading.
-Yes, sir.
363
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,286
Jason.
364
00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:09,734
Deviled egg?
365
00:21:26,945 --> 00:21:28,152
Are you okay?
366
00:21:29,015 --> 00:21:31,478
Oh, I see you had the Caribbean stew
for dinner.
367
00:21:33,227 --> 00:21:34,331
How's that?
368
00:21:35,397 --> 00:21:36,478
Perfect.
369
00:21:42,684 --> 00:21:43,847
Man overboard!
370
00:21:43,985 --> 00:21:45,286
Man overboard!
371
00:21:45,758 --> 00:21:46,897
Help!
372
00:21:54,891 --> 00:21:56,507
Grab the raft! Quick.
373
00:22:10,052 --> 00:22:12,019
Help! Help!
374
00:22:12,272 --> 00:22:13,914
Help! Help!
375
00:22:14,009 --> 00:22:15,197
Come back.
376
00:22:16,212 --> 00:22:17,212
Help!
377
00:22:21,172 --> 00:22:23,449
-What happened?
-You fell overboard.
378
00:22:24,586 --> 00:22:25,978
This is bad.
379
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,603
I don't see him. Where is he?
380
00:22:29,693 --> 00:22:31,351
I don't see him, either.
381
00:22:31,526 --> 00:22:34,248
Well, he might not be too far.
He might be right down here.
382
00:22:34,338 --> 00:22:36,434
-Mr Masters is not on board.
-What?
383
00:22:36,524 --> 00:22:38,958
-No. We're missing a life raft too.
-Is that?
384
00:22:39,048 --> 00:22:40,804
Don't muck about. Go and find him.
385
00:22:40,894 --> 00:22:42,964
In this weather,
with a 150 mile an hour wind? No.
386
00:22:43,054 --> 00:22:44,318
No, we call the Coast Guard.
387
00:22:44,538 --> 00:22:45,578
But...
388
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:52,238
I'm toast.
389
00:23:12,676 --> 00:23:13,948
Jason.
390
00:23:19,748 --> 00:23:22,564
-Why'd you hit me?
-I heard an irregular heartbeat.
391
00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:31,648
-Who are you?
-Jenny Taylor. We met in the lobby.
392
00:23:31,738 --> 00:23:34,334
I fell and then you said,
"Careful, beautiful."
393
00:23:35,923 --> 00:23:38,393
Right. I don't see the boat.
Do you see the boat?
394
00:23:38,483 --> 00:23:41,888
I've been meaning to ask you.
The song, Love is a Vail.
395
00:23:42,492 --> 00:23:43,781
Is that about Avril?
396
00:23:43,877 --> 00:23:46,510
What? No, no.
Have you seen a plane? Anything?
397
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,067
I made a bet with my friend Wendy.
398
00:23:48,157 --> 00:23:50,582
She swore up and down
that song was about Avril.
399
00:23:50,672 --> 00:23:52,832
And I'm hearing from the horse's mouth,
that it wasn't.
400
00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:54,952
That's worth a free dinner
at Claim Jumper.
401
00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:57,100
Can we save the Teen People interview
till later?
402
00:23:57,411 --> 00:23:59,766
It's so cool that we're hanging out
right now.
403
00:23:59,912 --> 00:24:01,423
We're in a raft
in the middle of the ocean.
404
00:24:01,513 --> 00:24:02,814
Do you see the problem?
405
00:24:04,626 --> 00:24:06,530
-It's amazing.
-Guess not.
406
00:24:07,053 --> 00:24:11,376
Even after puking, falling overboard,
spending the night in a raft
407
00:24:11,466 --> 00:24:14,889
and almost dying in a storm,
you still look really good.
408
00:24:23,037 --> 00:24:24,682
-Oh, my God!
-What?
409
00:24:24,772 --> 00:24:26,029
There's a shark out there!
410
00:24:26,192 --> 00:24:28,227
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
411
00:24:28,317 --> 00:24:29,801
Where's he go? He's under the boat!
412
00:24:30,231 --> 00:24:31,893
Not good! Not good!
413
00:24:39,483 --> 00:24:40,651
Yeah.
414
00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:43,033
I knew it was a dolphin.
415
00:24:54,257 --> 00:24:56,137
Jenny, can you turn that off?
416
00:25:00,930 --> 00:25:02,197
Jenny, please.
417
00:25:03,152 --> 00:25:04,730
Please, just shut it off.
418
00:25:18,588 --> 00:25:19,647
Look!
419
00:25:21,343 --> 00:25:22,496
Paddle!
420
00:25:22,987 --> 00:25:24,984
Is it true that you're dating
Hillary Duff?
421
00:25:25,201 --> 00:25:26,863
-What? No.
-Good.
422
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,700
I don't think she's right for you.
423
00:25:29,052 --> 00:25:30,493
What? Would you pick up the paddle?
424
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,987
-Oh, just...
-Would you...?
425
00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:49,620
-Okay.
-Scrub.
426
00:25:55,319 --> 00:25:56,519
-Oh, my ankle!
-Are you okay?
427
00:25:58,099 --> 00:25:59,690
Okay, hold on. Wait!
428
00:26:02,324 --> 00:26:04,304
-It's a great.
-Wait. Let me see.
429
00:26:04,594 --> 00:26:07,180
That's okay. Let me see.
I know what to do.
430
00:26:09,252 --> 00:26:11,246
Yup. Judging from the girlish pitch
in your scream,
431
00:26:11,336 --> 00:26:12,484
you may have broken it.
432
00:26:14,082 --> 00:26:16,508
Yet, you remain all man to me.
433
00:26:21,074 --> 00:26:23,483
-How am I gonna get off the beach?
-Okay, look.
434
00:26:24,310 --> 00:26:26,596
I'll go get some help,
and you just wait here.
435
00:26:26,807 --> 00:26:29,043
Of course, that's silly
because you can't go anywhere.
436
00:26:31,254 --> 00:26:33,689
You just sit tight. Write a song.
437
00:27:03,535 --> 00:27:04,928
Hello!
438
00:27:21,836 --> 00:27:23,997
Oh, my God.
439
00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:37,509
-So is help coming?
-Oh, no. No, I don't think so.
440
00:27:37,803 --> 00:27:39,018
Why not?
441
00:27:40,901 --> 00:27:47,416
Well, customarily, when you get help,
it requires, well, finding another person.
442
00:27:47,506 --> 00:27:49,451
And why didn't you find anyone?
443
00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:52,144
Two options.
444
00:27:52,343 --> 00:27:53,681
Option number one.
445
00:27:54,696 --> 00:27:58,082
Everyone else on the planet
has been killed by an alien death ray,
446
00:27:58,759 --> 00:28:00,011
which isn't likely.
447
00:28:00,101 --> 00:28:01,306
And option two?
448
00:28:01,726 --> 00:28:04,392
The storm must have sent us
hundreds of miles away.
449
00:28:06,570 --> 00:28:07,866
We're marooned.
450
00:28:10,842 --> 00:28:11,941
What like the color?
451
00:28:14,933 --> 00:28:17,262
-Have you seen Jenny?
-No, man, why?
452
00:28:17,542 --> 00:28:20,186
-She didn't come home last night.
-Girl going wild?
453
00:28:20,436 --> 00:28:22,350
-So you weren't with her?
-No.
454
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,124
But I did see her sneaking on
to the Pirate Cruise
455
00:28:25,214 --> 00:28:26,519
in a waitress uniform.
456
00:28:26,609 --> 00:28:27,888
Lookin' mighty slim shady.
457
00:28:28,077 --> 00:28:31,857
The music world is awaiting word
on the whereabouts of pop icon
458
00:28:31,947 --> 00:28:33,097
Jason Masters.
459
00:28:33,247 --> 00:28:37,213
The triple platinum recording artist
was lost at sea last night.
460
00:28:37,303 --> 00:28:40,540
And there are reports
that a mystery woman was lost with him.
461
00:28:40,951 --> 00:28:43,439
Did you actually see Jason fall overboard?
462
00:28:43,665 --> 00:28:45,440
No, I believe that happened
below decks actually.
463
00:28:45,530 --> 00:28:48,325
Can you give us an update
on the search for Jason Masters?
464
00:28:48,589 --> 00:28:52,634
Well, the tides are a powerful force.
We're covering a 500-mile area.
465
00:28:52,724 --> 00:28:55,308
-With every asset available to us.
-Could they have survived?
466
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:58,738
If they used a life raft,
it increases their chances.
467
00:28:58,828 --> 00:29:01,240
Can you confirm that the missing woman
is Jenny Taylor?
468
00:29:01,330 --> 00:29:04,319
The manifest says that Jenny Taylor
is unaccounted for.
469
00:29:04,419 --> 00:29:06,521
So we're operating under
the assumption that it is...
470
00:29:06,611 --> 00:29:09,605
My Jason lost at sea.
This can't be happening.
471
00:29:10,051 --> 00:29:11,207
Jenny.
472
00:29:11,406 --> 00:29:14,230
-I say we get back in the raft.
-And how do we navigate? No
473
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,285
We're gonna send up a flare
and get some help.
474
00:29:16,385 --> 00:29:18,145
-Okay, let me do that.
-No, I got it.
475
00:29:18,235 --> 00:29:19,378
-No, no, no.
-Seriously, Jason,
476
00:29:19,468 --> 00:29:21,132
think of your foot, I got it.
477
00:29:28,728 --> 00:29:29,913
Smooth.
478
00:29:30,003 --> 00:29:31,274
A factory defect?
479
00:29:32,481 --> 00:29:35,868
Well, I am writing a nasty letter
to the manufacturer.
480
00:29:38,927 --> 00:29:41,990
Can you confirm that the mystery woman
with Jason is missing is Lindsay Lohan?
481
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,198
That's ridiculous. No more comments.
482
00:29:44,306 --> 00:29:45,887
Is this a cover-up for a secret marriage?
483
00:29:45,977 --> 00:29:48,866
You're blaming me for losing him?
Why is it my fault?
484
00:29:49,251 --> 00:29:50,950
Yes, I'm the Road Manager
485
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,981
but where does it say I'm responsible
for his well-being?
486
00:29:54,413 --> 00:29:56,584
It's in my contract?
Where does it say that?
487
00:29:56,674 --> 00:29:58,389
-Hello?
-You can't sack me!
488
00:29:58,728 --> 00:30:02,560
-Can you please hold?
-Look, please. Hello? Hello?
489
00:30:03,246 --> 00:30:04,246
Hello?
490
00:30:05,521 --> 00:30:07,049
-Bollocks!
-Yeah.
491
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,798
I've got your wife on line 1
and your girlfriend on line 2.
492
00:30:11,305 --> 00:30:12,568
Did they both just hear that?
493
00:30:14,399 --> 00:30:15,399
My bad.
494
00:30:17,697 --> 00:30:18,890
Hello, darling.
495
00:30:19,663 --> 00:30:21,892
I love you, too. How's the dog?
496
00:30:24,570 --> 00:30:27,593
That's negative.
I'm heading west to check that area.
497
00:30:34,747 --> 00:30:37,409
You've reached the Taylors.
Jenny's in the Caribbean.
498
00:30:37,499 --> 00:30:41,430
Ben and Bree are in the jungles
of Indonesia, possibly naked.
499
00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:43,317
Leave a message.
500
00:30:45,879 --> 00:30:48,869
Okay. We've got a Jason Masters key chain.
501
00:30:48,977 --> 00:30:51,898
A paper clip, a room key
to the Beverly Wilshire.
502
00:30:52,009 --> 00:30:56,478
A thousand pesos, a first-aid kit
from the raft, matches and Dad pill.
503
00:30:56,568 --> 00:30:59,073
-That's it?
-Oh, and three sugar-free Certs.
504
00:31:00,591 --> 00:31:02,764
-We're doomed.
-No, we're not.
505
00:31:03,657 --> 00:31:05,481
We're gonna live off the land...
506
00:31:06,053 --> 00:31:07,920
like the castaways we are.
507
00:31:08,483 --> 00:31:09,550
How?
508
00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:17,093
Maybe it's a bad one.
509
00:31:18,565 --> 00:31:19,771
Then, what's for lunch?
510
00:32:13,462 --> 00:32:16,938
-Jason's lost at sea.
-You don't even know Jason.
511
00:32:17,259 --> 00:32:20,178
-I've known Jenny forever.
-Who said anything about her?
512
00:32:21,753 --> 00:32:23,709
Do you have a little thing for Taylor?
513
00:32:23,951 --> 00:32:26,331
-No, it's just that...
-You do.
514
00:32:26,421 --> 00:32:28,448
Is she as delicate as I thought?
You can tell me.
515
00:32:28,538 --> 00:32:30,870
-No tongue, right?
-I wouldn't know.
516
00:32:31,261 --> 00:32:32,616
Are you a virgin?
517
00:32:35,558 --> 00:32:36,876
That's kind of a turn-on.
518
00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:51,267
I can't take it. We're going to starve
to death.
519
00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:55,206
Just hold on. You're Jason Masters,
for God's sakes.
520
00:32:55,371 --> 00:32:56,759
The whole world will be looking for you.
521
00:32:56,849 --> 00:32:58,462
We'll be found in no time.
522
00:33:03,624 --> 00:33:05,457
How'd you get so handy
with the medical tape?
523
00:33:05,554 --> 00:33:07,095
I'm going to be pre-med in the fall.
524
00:33:07,356 --> 00:33:09,276
Oh, I knew you were a smart girl.
525
00:33:09,401 --> 00:33:11,013
Yeah, but don't tell anyone.
526
00:33:11,204 --> 00:33:13,629
Apparently, guys don't like girls
with brains.
527
00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:18,152
I have met some of the most
beautiful women in the world.
528
00:33:18,570 --> 00:33:21,324
But if they're brain dead, I move on.
529
00:33:22,177 --> 00:33:26,708
I mean, what's the point of having beauty
if you don't have brains, huh?
530
00:33:26,798 --> 00:33:28,601
No, my girl's gotta be smart.
531
00:33:32,665 --> 00:33:34,457
Are you all right?
You look a little flushed.
532
00:33:34,659 --> 00:33:36,892
Oh, yeah. No, I'm fine.
533
00:33:37,422 --> 00:33:38,422
Okay.
534
00:33:39,281 --> 00:33:41,335
I'm gonna go. I'll be back.
535
00:33:42,435 --> 00:33:45,584
-Well, what can I do?
-Just rest that ankle.
536
00:33:46,664 --> 00:33:48,791
And do your hair like this.
537
00:33:52,094 --> 00:33:53,190
Perfect.
538
00:33:59,363 --> 00:34:00,512
Anything?
539
00:34:01,218 --> 00:34:02,411
Nothing, sir.
540
00:34:03,236 --> 00:34:07,551
Beating sun. No food, no water. No chance.
541
00:34:14,823 --> 00:34:18,596
Scrambled. Fried. Poached.
542
00:35:08,518 --> 00:35:09,691
Jenny?
543
00:35:16,258 --> 00:35:17,426
Jenny!
544
00:35:19,515 --> 00:35:21,341
How do I get back to that beach?
545
00:35:27,412 --> 00:35:30,127
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
546
00:35:33,221 --> 00:35:34,388
Jason!
547
00:35:35,499 --> 00:35:37,018
Jason, we're saved!
548
00:35:37,108 --> 00:35:38,575
Oh, you came back!
549
00:35:39,641 --> 00:35:41,782
You were gone so long.
I thought something happened to you.
550
00:35:41,872 --> 00:35:44,141
-No.
-I couldn't imagine going through this
551
00:35:44,231 --> 00:35:45,440
without you.
552
00:35:45,537 --> 00:35:46,693
I need you.
553
00:35:49,747 --> 00:35:51,899
-You need me?
-Of course.
554
00:35:58,726 --> 00:36:00,111
Don't worry...
555
00:36:01,085 --> 00:36:02,699
we'll get through this together.
556
00:36:43,712 --> 00:36:45,022
How's your ankle?
557
00:36:45,373 --> 00:36:49,213
Oh, this Advil's a life saver.
Can't feel a thing.
558
00:36:50,962 --> 00:36:51,920
How'd you do that?
559
00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:54,535
Oh, what? The fire?
It's a little thing called physics.
560
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:57,680
You create kinetic energy
between two surfaces.
561
00:36:59,540 --> 00:37:01,170
And voila! Fire!
562
00:37:01,569 --> 00:37:02,679
Where'd you learn that?
563
00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:05,551
Girl Scouts. Oysters?
564
00:37:06,070 --> 00:37:07,661
Sweet. Where'd you get these?
565
00:37:07,895 --> 00:37:09,482
The ocean, of course.
566
00:37:11,202 --> 00:37:12,276
I'm starving.
567
00:37:12,389 --> 00:37:14,299
Well, not with Jenny Taylor on the case.
568
00:37:14,495 --> 00:37:16,414
Oh, I hope you like mangoes.
569
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,856
You're a lifesaver.
570
00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:33,366
How can they expect me
to work with Jenny missing?
571
00:37:33,645 --> 00:37:35,655
You still have a job to do. Go for it.
572
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,824
Handshake!
573
00:38:15,358 --> 00:38:16,358
Handshake.
574
00:38:18,322 --> 00:38:19,602
In the water.
575
00:38:29,008 --> 00:38:30,572
Such an idiot!
576
00:39:03,374 --> 00:39:04,454
Banana.
577
00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:10,142
You rock.
578
00:39:30,929 --> 00:39:34,386
I was just thinking that your life
is such a whirlwind...
579
00:39:34,476 --> 00:39:37,063
the concerts, shooting on location.
580
00:39:38,248 --> 00:39:41,692
How can you stand being alone
with just me?
581
00:39:42,110 --> 00:39:43,271
It's not so bad.
582
00:39:43,664 --> 00:39:46,464
It's actually the first time in two years
that I've been able to think.
583
00:39:47,181 --> 00:39:50,216
-What do you think about?
-Stuff.
584
00:39:52,921 --> 00:39:54,191
Things.
585
00:39:55,466 --> 00:39:57,676
Other stuff. You know.
586
00:39:58,916 --> 00:40:00,446
The whole deal.
587
00:40:02,237 --> 00:40:06,175
So your girlfriend must be going nuts
right now.
588
00:40:07,235 --> 00:40:09,295
She's not, because I'm in between.
589
00:40:10,967 --> 00:40:12,077
You've gotta be kidding me.
590
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,630
No, it's like you said, you know,
you get so busy.
591
00:40:15,878 --> 00:40:18,000
-What about you, though?
-What about me?
592
00:40:18,314 --> 00:40:20,378
Your boyfriend.
He must be going out of his mind.
593
00:40:20,468 --> 00:40:22,438
Oh, I'm not with anyone.
I'm as free as a bird.
594
00:40:25,758 --> 00:40:28,994
Come on. I can't believe you
haven't hooked up with someone.
595
00:40:29,105 --> 00:40:32,596
I mean, a guy would be nuts
to give up a girl like you.
596
00:40:35,156 --> 00:40:37,272
Well, if you're trying to make me blush,
597
00:40:37,362 --> 00:40:40,129
then, you've succeeded.
598
00:40:41,173 --> 00:40:43,140
You are an amazing girl.
599
00:40:43,907 --> 00:40:46,668
And it sucks being marooned
but if I had to be marooned...
600
00:40:48,063 --> 00:40:49,351
I'm glad it's with you.
601
00:40:56,531 --> 00:40:58,143
Pretend that you didn't hear that.
602
00:40:58,939 --> 00:40:59,959
You got it.
603
00:41:03,735 --> 00:41:05,462
-Good night.
-Good night.
604
00:41:16,481 --> 00:41:17,957
Tonight on INN news.
605
00:41:18,047 --> 00:41:21,812
Are we spending too much money
rescuing fat car stars.
606
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,005
You'll decide. Let's take it again.
607
00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:27,924
Still no word from Jason Masters
or his female companion, Jenny Taylor.
608
00:41:28,058 --> 00:41:29,689
Was it love gone bad on the high seas
609
00:41:29,779 --> 00:41:32,161
that jilted lover sending him
into the briny deep.
610
00:41:32,344 --> 00:41:33,366
Only time will tell.
611
00:41:33,461 --> 00:41:36,947
Yes, I had just confirmed that Jason
was wearing Giordina slacks
612
00:41:37,037 --> 00:41:38,674
and sandals by Villa Lobos.
613
00:41:40,473 --> 00:41:41,523
Thirsty?
614
00:41:42,926 --> 00:41:43,946
Yeah.
615
00:41:50,073 --> 00:41:51,173
You look...
616
00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:54,672
Are you wearing lipstick?
617
00:41:54,884 --> 00:41:58,469
Oh, I found some berries
that had a great color. You like?
618
00:41:59,337 --> 00:42:00,447
Your hair.
619
00:42:00,539 --> 00:42:01,619
Genetics.
620
00:42:01,847 --> 00:42:04,817
You are the prettiest girl on the island.
621
00:42:05,521 --> 00:42:07,421
Well, I'm the only girl on the island.
622
00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:09,961
You're so optimistic.
I love that about you.
623
00:42:10,091 --> 00:42:12,857
Well, that's what makes me me.
624
00:42:13,306 --> 00:42:17,225
You saved my life, Jenny.
I won't forget that.
625
00:42:18,047 --> 00:42:20,816
Oh, you would've done the same for me.
626
00:42:23,517 --> 00:42:24,925
-What was that?
-What was what?
627
00:42:25,923 --> 00:42:26,959
That.
628
00:42:27,312 --> 00:42:30,647
A tropical bird. A twin-breasted farthing.
629
00:42:32,285 --> 00:42:33,667
Are you okay?
630
00:42:33,794 --> 00:42:37,231
Yes! I just remembered that I left
my gas on at the apartment.
631
00:42:37,797 --> 00:42:40,187
It's gonna cost me a fortune. Kiwi?
632
00:42:41,407 --> 00:42:42,535
Thanks.
633
00:43:01,822 --> 00:43:03,501
Twenty-four thousand dollars.
634
00:43:04,490 --> 00:43:06,918
Anaconda Records has declined
to pick up this tab
635
00:43:07,033 --> 00:43:08,911
because Mr Masters isn't residing here.
636
00:43:09,001 --> 00:43:12,393
And you and your party
have continued to get the massage,
637
00:43:12,483 --> 00:43:14,423
the room service, the beer,
the scuba lessons.
638
00:43:14,601 --> 00:43:15,651
I can't pay this.
639
00:43:16,259 --> 00:43:17,309
Really?
640
00:43:18,221 --> 00:43:19,242
Listen.
641
00:43:20,179 --> 00:43:21,442
We're in a state of grieving.
642
00:43:21,571 --> 00:43:23,710
Save it for someone who cares.
643
00:43:29,679 --> 00:43:32,151
Damn, Milo, can you at least light
a match?
644
00:43:32,241 --> 00:43:34,775
This is inhumane.
You've got to get us back the villa.
645
00:43:34,865 --> 00:43:37,178
My file keeps killing him.
I'm going to take the bed.
646
00:43:37,287 --> 00:43:39,039
-I don't think so.
-Stop me!
647
00:43:40,228 --> 00:43:42,404
Milo! Get off.
648
00:43:43,508 --> 00:43:44,938
Milo, are you there?
649
00:43:45,552 --> 00:43:46,659
You lost Jason Masters.
650
00:43:46,870 --> 00:43:49,204
I didn't lose him. He bloody vanished.
651
00:43:49,296 --> 00:43:50,376
Find him.
652
00:43:52,353 --> 00:43:53,651
That's my chocolate.
653
00:43:54,083 --> 00:43:57,313
Jason Masters is still lost at sea.
654
00:43:57,415 --> 00:44:00,937
He was about to come out with a line
of cologne called Masters Smell
655
00:44:01,243 --> 00:44:03,731
which was to feature his own DNA.
656
00:44:04,031 --> 00:44:07,315
Alas, his DNA may be seen no more.
657
00:44:11,670 --> 00:44:12,711
Is this enough?
658
00:44:13,932 --> 00:44:15,839
-No.
-Can I have some credit please?
659
00:44:16,073 --> 00:44:17,375
Credit, no.
660
00:44:17,766 --> 00:44:18,746
No.
661
00:44:55,195 --> 00:44:57,085
I've missed you.
662
00:45:11,661 --> 00:45:13,419
Jenny! Oh my God!
663
00:45:13,992 --> 00:45:15,122
-Ryan.
-Oh, my God. You're alive!
664
00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:16,913
-I thought you were gone! Are you okay?
-Ryan!
665
00:45:17,003 --> 00:45:18,222
-Ryan! You're hugging me.
-What?
666
00:45:18,312 --> 00:45:19,458
I'm naked.
667
00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:22,306
Oh, sorry.
668
00:45:23,331 --> 00:45:25,785
Okay. You're looking at me
and I'm naked which isn't as bad
669
00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:28,295
as your hugging me naked
but still it's really bad.
670
00:45:29,110 --> 00:45:31,327
Towel! Towel! Towel!
671
00:45:31,747 --> 00:45:33,127
What's new?
672
00:45:33,228 --> 00:45:35,188
Brighton has me feeding lions
over at Ocean World.
673
00:45:35,734 --> 00:45:37,295
Where have you been?
I mean do you have any idea
674
00:45:37,385 --> 00:45:38,504
what I've been going through?
675
00:45:38,594 --> 00:45:40,484
Oh, you missed me? That's sweet.
676
00:45:40,701 --> 00:45:41,881
Jenny, what happened?
677
00:45:42,714 --> 00:45:43,845
It's kind of complicated.
678
00:45:43,935 --> 00:45:45,495
Complicated? What does that mean?
679
00:45:46,399 --> 00:45:47,799
It's easier if I show you.
680
00:45:55,270 --> 00:45:56,380
Are you out of your mind?
681
00:45:56,572 --> 00:45:59,864
-It just sort of happened.
-Isn't it like kidnapping or something?
682
00:45:59,971 --> 00:46:03,042
No. It's only kidnapping when you know
that you've been kidnapped.
683
00:46:03,961 --> 00:46:05,400
You do know how nuts you sound?
684
00:46:05,509 --> 00:46:08,179
Ryan, I think he's actually falling
for me.
685
00:46:08,918 --> 00:46:11,004
Yeah, well, there's not a lot
of competition.
686
00:46:11,151 --> 00:46:12,801
No, he likes that I'm smart,
687
00:46:12,891 --> 00:46:15,852
and if this didn't happen, we wouldn't...
have been able to get to know each other.
688
00:46:15,942 --> 00:46:17,222
It's cosmic.
689
00:46:19,595 --> 00:46:21,237
Let me know when you get back
from Jupiter.
690
00:46:21,327 --> 00:46:24,445
-Ryan, I need your help.
-No, what you need to do is get a grip.
691
00:46:24,547 --> 00:46:27,397
This is exactly what I've been
talking about, impulse control.
692
00:46:27,893 --> 00:46:30,380
You don't understand how wonderful he is.
693
00:46:30,470 --> 00:46:31,903
What's so incredible about him?
694
00:46:32,312 --> 00:46:34,802
Look, I spent all of high school
sequestered in the library
695
00:46:34,913 --> 00:46:36,601
just wishing that somebody would want me.
696
00:46:36,731 --> 00:46:39,807
And suddenly, Jason Masters
actually likes me.
697
00:46:39,918 --> 00:46:43,761
Boring, plain, bookish Jenny Taylor
from the suburbs of Massachusetts.
698
00:46:44,283 --> 00:46:46,830
There's nothing wrong with being
that girl from Massachusetts, Jenny.
699
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,440
-Nothing at all.
-Look, just help me, please.
700
00:46:55,230 --> 00:46:58,191
Why can't you break into a rock star's
hotel room like normal people?
701
00:46:58,401 --> 00:47:00,441
This isn't about chasing a rock star.
702
00:47:00,571 --> 00:47:02,301
I wouldn't care if he was a cab driver.
703
00:47:02,811 --> 00:47:04,721
-Do you know why?
-Why?
704
00:47:04,814 --> 00:47:06,585
Because most people never find
their soul mate
705
00:47:06,675 --> 00:47:08,590
and whether he's famous or not,
706
00:47:09,035 --> 00:47:12,077
I think that we may have something
really special.
707
00:47:17,338 --> 00:47:18,338
Damn it.
708
00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:23,142
-All right.
-Thank you.
709
00:47:35,161 --> 00:47:36,320
Shopping?
710
00:47:36,441 --> 00:47:39,505
Yeah, I just needed to pick up
a few things.
711
00:47:40,230 --> 00:47:41,337
For you?
712
00:47:41,674 --> 00:47:43,769
-Sensitive skin.
-What are you up to?
713
00:47:43,866 --> 00:47:45,466
What? Nothing. Just shopping.
714
00:48:20,055 --> 00:48:21,175
Oh my...
715
00:48:22,601 --> 00:48:25,627
Let go of me!
What is Jason Masters doing here?
716
00:48:25,838 --> 00:48:28,306
-He's, well, shipwrecked.
-Shipwrecked?
717
00:48:28,396 --> 00:48:30,061
Well, he thinks he's shipwrecked.
718
00:48:30,190 --> 00:48:32,486
Wait a minute. He thinks he's stranded.
719
00:48:32,767 --> 00:48:34,718
Three miles from a luxury resort.
720
00:48:35,403 --> 00:48:36,523
She didn't tell him?
721
00:48:36,761 --> 00:48:38,931
Well, it sounds a lot worse
when you say it.
722
00:48:39,173 --> 00:48:41,311
Look! You can't tell anybody about this,
okay?
723
00:48:41,497 --> 00:48:43,711
Moi? Spill the beans?
724
00:48:44,652 --> 00:48:45,935
Not a chance.
725
00:48:55,687 --> 00:48:57,120
Okay, we ran out of Advil
726
00:48:57,210 --> 00:48:59,051
but this banana will take that ache away.
727
00:49:00,779 --> 00:49:02,879
Who knew that bananas were painkillers?
728
00:49:03,076 --> 00:49:05,696
The jungle is filled
with medicinal wonders.
729
00:49:07,315 --> 00:49:08,678
You rock me, baby.
730
00:49:09,156 --> 00:49:11,102
You rock me around the world twice.
731
00:49:11,446 --> 00:49:14,514
Purgatory Love from your Respect
the Dead CD.
732
00:49:15,381 --> 00:49:19,281
Yeah. It's a big hit for me.
Triple Platinum.
733
00:49:28,947 --> 00:49:30,361
Help!
734
00:49:30,989 --> 00:49:33,008
-Oh, my God.
-Help!
735
00:49:33,149 --> 00:49:34,489
Help!
736
00:49:35,345 --> 00:49:36,664
Help me!
737
00:49:40,397 --> 00:49:41,721
Thank God I made it.
738
00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:45,310
I must have been out there for days.
739
00:49:46,805 --> 00:49:48,528
You need help? Are you okay?
740
00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:53,723
Who are you?
741
00:49:54,763 --> 00:49:57,551
My name is Alexis Michelle.
742
00:49:58,028 --> 00:50:02,069
I was here for Hawaiian Tropics
Swimsuit competition.
743
00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:04,642
I was the winner, of course.
744
00:50:05,415 --> 00:50:08,691
Some of the girls and I chartered a boat
to celebrate.
745
00:50:08,781 --> 00:50:11,507
And it was this horrible storm and...
746
00:50:12,273 --> 00:50:14,221
I was the only one who survived.
747
00:50:14,491 --> 00:50:15,739
We were in the same storm.
748
00:50:15,857 --> 00:50:17,387
What island is this?
749
00:50:17,621 --> 00:50:19,674
I hate to tell you this
but we don't know.
750
00:50:19,891 --> 00:50:21,985
This island is completely deserted.
751
00:50:22,473 --> 00:50:23,593
Are you okay?
752
00:50:25,434 --> 00:50:28,166
It's just the hunger.
753
00:50:29,541 --> 00:50:31,171
Well, let me get you something here.
754
00:50:33,599 --> 00:50:34,912
Just... Oh, one minute.
755
00:50:35,829 --> 00:50:36,951
What are you doing?
756
00:50:37,063 --> 00:50:39,447
Come on. Do you actually think
that you're in his league?
757
00:50:39,763 --> 00:50:42,353
Not a chance. Right idea. Wrong girl.
758
00:50:42,641 --> 00:50:44,481
-I'm taking him away.
-Well, you're too late.
759
00:50:44,613 --> 00:50:46,536
He's already fallen for moi.
760
00:50:46,670 --> 00:50:47,840
Look out, Taylor.
761
00:50:48,004 --> 00:50:50,430
I teach this stuff at the learning annex.
762
00:50:51,473 --> 00:50:52,694
Mademoiselle.
763
00:50:58,538 --> 00:51:01,248
Merci. You are a prince.
764
00:51:01,435 --> 00:51:02,645
-More?
-Oui.
765
00:51:02,818 --> 00:51:04,888
-Oui? Jenny.
-Oui.
766
00:51:05,644 --> 00:51:06,796
Oh, of course.
767
00:51:11,238 --> 00:51:14,238
Aren't you some sort of singer?
768
00:51:15,257 --> 00:51:16,747
I guess you could say that.
769
00:51:17,081 --> 00:51:18,871
I love music.
770
00:51:19,421 --> 00:51:20,631
I can tell.
771
00:51:23,621 --> 00:51:26,373
I'm putting you to the spa
and here's your next assignment.
772
00:51:26,481 --> 00:51:29,031
But I've never given
a professional massage before.
773
00:51:29,161 --> 00:51:31,213
It's easy. Just rub.
774
00:51:31,594 --> 00:51:33,440
Mrs Venable is back there.
775
00:51:39,329 --> 00:51:41,124
Hey, good looking, what's cooking?
776
00:51:41,884 --> 00:51:43,224
Pardon me, for one second.
777
00:51:43,370 --> 00:51:44,390
Wait you back.
778
00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:47,754
Excuse me, that lady in there
has Elephantitus.
779
00:51:47,966 --> 00:51:50,006
No. She's from the Midwest.
780
00:51:50,351 --> 00:51:52,781
Oh, you are a sick, evil little man.
781
00:51:52,911 --> 00:51:54,921
Si. And you're a float.
782
00:51:55,148 --> 00:51:56,300
Go float!
783
00:51:58,349 --> 00:52:02,953
Actually, I'm from the Big Apple.
I like it deep.
784
00:52:03,907 --> 00:52:04,941
Yes, Ma'am.
785
00:52:05,031 --> 00:52:06,621
We'll work all those kinks out.
786
00:52:08,150 --> 00:52:09,610
Have you got a girlfriend?
787
00:52:11,183 --> 00:52:12,339
Working on it.
788
00:52:12,429 --> 00:52:15,049
You shouldn't have to work too hard
with hands like that.
789
00:52:15,607 --> 00:52:18,326
I... Oh, under my left shoulder blade.
790
00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:21,681
Very nice.
791
00:52:31,432 --> 00:52:32,636
What's the matter?
792
00:52:33,433 --> 00:52:34,583
My watch.
793
00:52:36,191 --> 00:52:37,651
Feels like a Rolex.
794
00:52:39,022 --> 00:52:40,912
-Do you mind if I just...
-Go. Go ahead.
795
00:52:51,546 --> 00:52:55,713
You are good. You are very, very good.
796
00:52:56,081 --> 00:52:57,431
May I give you a massage?
797
00:52:57,561 --> 00:52:59,048
Oh, okay, that's...
798
00:52:59,737 --> 00:53:00,690
Is that good?
799
00:53:00,780 --> 00:53:02,010
You'll be free to go after this.
800
00:53:15,419 --> 00:53:17,077
Listen, Hernandez.
801
00:53:18,561 --> 00:53:20,731
I know I was out of line
when we first met.
802
00:53:21,117 --> 00:53:24,948
I'm an arrogant, pushy bastard
and I'm very sorry.
803
00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:31,970
That's so sweet, and I accept
your apology a hundred times over.
804
00:53:34,405 --> 00:53:36,349
Now pack up! You're moving again.
805
00:53:52,523 --> 00:53:53,603
Yeah!
806
00:53:55,419 --> 00:53:56,677
Yeah!
807
00:54:03,813 --> 00:54:05,771
I never got out of the hotel
when I played France.
808
00:54:05,861 --> 00:54:09,110
-What's it like?
-Yeah. What is France like?
809
00:54:09,224 --> 00:54:12,250
Oh, it's very beautiful.
I did a lot of modeling there.
810
00:54:12,494 --> 00:54:14,487
-To France!
-To France!
811
00:54:15,652 --> 00:54:17,584
You know, Jenny,
you could do some modeling too.
812
00:54:30,299 --> 00:54:32,929
Parasites are probably eating
her gums away.
813
00:54:33,666 --> 00:54:35,416
-Gross.
-Poor dear.
814
00:54:36,586 --> 00:54:38,656
Do you know the history
of the French kiss?
815
00:54:39,194 --> 00:54:42,184
No, but history fascinates me.
816
00:54:51,549 --> 00:54:52,952
Oh, that's Frank.
817
00:54:53,516 --> 00:54:55,626
Rosie, quit that crying.
818
00:54:56,043 --> 00:54:57,632
It's not Rosie, it's Gil.
819
00:54:57,851 --> 00:54:59,191
He misses his cat.
820
00:55:53,518 --> 00:55:55,368
Papaya must not agree with you.
821
00:56:16,926 --> 00:56:18,923
...effect when it's inside, outside,
822
00:56:19,013 --> 00:56:22,440
it's like you're trying to get the meaning
of life in the universe.
823
00:56:22,762 --> 00:56:26,076
My music is commonly misinterpreted
as existential
824
00:56:26,166 --> 00:56:30,468
but it's more of a steady reflection
on the human deterioration.
825
00:56:31,694 --> 00:56:34,728
Excuse me, we're having
a personal conversation.
826
00:56:35,013 --> 00:56:37,873
Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt.
827
00:56:39,715 --> 00:56:42,239
Anyway, you were saying?
828
00:56:43,504 --> 00:56:46,623
Yeah, I was discovered at a mall
in front of a Cinna-Bun.
829
00:56:46,713 --> 00:56:50,069
And this record promoter
was there with his kid.
830
00:56:51,929 --> 00:56:53,222
You got the...
831
00:57:02,895 --> 00:57:04,435
-Did you see that?
-I know.
832
00:57:04,528 --> 00:57:06,088
Not a very clean girl.
833
00:57:06,276 --> 00:57:08,176
-No?
-Absolutely no.
834
00:57:08,356 --> 00:57:10,976
Who knows what else
has set up camp in her hair.
835
00:57:11,241 --> 00:57:15,205
Lice? Cock-a-roaches? Small rodents?
836
00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:18,480
That girls needs a day for the Orkin man.
837
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:26,530
Don't worry, sweetheart,
we'll shave all that off.
838
00:57:26,686 --> 00:57:27,866
It will grow back.
839
00:57:29,682 --> 00:57:31,912
So tell me...
840
00:57:32,470 --> 00:57:35,562
What inspires you when you write a song?
841
00:58:11,785 --> 00:58:13,194
Wait! Stop!
842
00:58:13,761 --> 00:58:15,025
This is crazy.
843
00:58:15,195 --> 00:58:16,589
We are grown girls.
844
00:58:16,679 --> 00:58:18,879
We shouldn't be at each
other's throats over a guy.
845
00:58:19,161 --> 00:58:21,823
So in the spirit of sisterhood, truce?
846
00:58:28,799 --> 00:58:30,651
But I'm not a dancer.
847
00:58:30,742 --> 00:58:32,812
Look, one of the dancers was stung
by a jelly fish.
848
00:58:32,916 --> 00:58:35,289
You will replace him. Just follow along.
849
00:58:35,451 --> 00:58:36,821
-When do I start?
-You're late.
850
00:58:36,951 --> 00:58:38,407
What?
851
00:58:52,473 --> 00:58:54,233
Hey. We need to talk.
852
00:58:54,474 --> 00:58:57,880
Yeah. This is really awkward,
the two of you fighting
853
00:58:57,970 --> 00:59:00,124
like wildcats for my attention.
854
00:59:00,831 --> 00:59:02,719
I'd hate it if it wasn't so hot.
855
00:59:04,587 --> 00:59:06,134
Right. Okay. Listen.
856
00:59:06,224 --> 00:59:07,976
But I want you to know, it's you, Jenny.
857
00:59:08,140 --> 00:59:09,250
It's you I want.
858
00:59:10,321 --> 00:59:13,291
I mean, Alexis has a smoking hot body.
859
00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:16,473
But you're the one I want.
860
00:59:17,366 --> 00:59:18,736
You really like me?
861
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,310
I do, Jenny.
862
00:59:21,936 --> 00:59:23,176
Mucho.
863
00:59:25,528 --> 00:59:29,720
But I want to let Alexis down easy
so how am I gonna tell her?
864
00:59:29,856 --> 00:59:30,936
Oh, let me.
865
00:59:31,624 --> 00:59:32,904
You are vicious.
866
00:59:34,562 --> 00:59:35,732
I love it.
867
00:59:48,751 --> 00:59:51,681
-Jason! You know what we could use?
-What?
868
00:59:52,141 --> 00:59:54,613
-A private concert.
-You know what? That's a great idea.
869
00:59:54,704 --> 00:59:55,932
-Yeah, little flexes.
-I love you, honey!
870
00:59:56,053 --> 00:59:57,531
Yeah, you should perform to us.
871
00:59:57,621 --> 00:59:59,232
-And we'll watch.
-Right now?
872
00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:00,673
Yep, right now!
873
01:00:02,301 --> 01:00:03,433
All right.
874
01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:06,323
Let's see.
875
01:00:07,058 --> 01:00:08,991
I'm not used to this but...
876
01:00:11,745 --> 01:00:14,365
I think about you all the time
877
01:00:14,463 --> 01:00:17,533
Your face is etched into my mind
878
01:00:17,869 --> 01:00:22,133
I can't breathe without us Sharing air
879
01:00:22,951 --> 01:00:28,481
Impossible it seems to be
That you could tame a guy like me
880
01:00:28,948 --> 01:00:33,272
I feel I'm not myself But I don't care
881
01:00:34,676 --> 01:00:38,392
I've been waiting here for hours
882
01:00:38,646 --> 01:00:41,765
Just you on my mind Yeah
883
01:00:41,855 --> 01:00:43,299
The avenues of hope
884
01:00:44,286 --> 01:00:46,336
Quickly losing time
885
01:00:47,125 --> 01:00:50,469
Always wondering Can she be smitten
886
01:00:50,559 --> 01:00:51,949
Through my hands
887
01:00:52,039 --> 01:00:54,445
I've examined its dance
888
01:00:54,535 --> 01:01:00,902
And I find I'm going crazy
889
01:01:04,944 --> 01:01:07,111
-You like that, huh?
-Oh, he is the best.
890
01:01:07,563 --> 01:01:11,720
There's some more to it too.
But we'll do that later.
891
01:01:12,616 --> 01:01:15,074
It's a mess, home boy. Look around.
892
01:01:15,634 --> 01:01:16,914
Swim somewhere.
893
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:21,036
We're talking DJ checking, love.
Because I know what the ladies crave.
894
01:01:21,290 --> 01:01:24,319
She's just a girl
and she's like my best friend.
895
01:01:24,876 --> 01:01:26,784
-I don't know.
-I know this one.
896
01:01:26,924 --> 01:01:28,964
You gotta let the woman know
you're in charge, man.
897
01:01:29,135 --> 01:01:30,175
She'll laugh at me.
898
01:01:30,691 --> 01:01:33,869
Let her mock your ass. You don't care.
Look at me.
899
01:01:34,301 --> 01:01:36,511
I ain't all that but, you know,
what I've got, baby?
900
01:01:36,820 --> 01:01:37,820
Confidence.
901
01:01:38,101 --> 01:01:40,777
Confidence. It's the ultimate aphrodisiac.
902
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:42,911
I thought power
was the ultimate aphrodisiac.
903
01:01:43,022 --> 01:01:45,427
Well, I ain't got any of that
so it's confidence.
904
01:01:45,562 --> 01:01:48,853
I don't care if I get slapped up the side
of the head nine times out of 10.
905
01:01:48,943 --> 01:01:50,703
Because if number 10 gets freaky
on my ass...
906
01:01:50,805 --> 01:01:51,851
then it's worth the pain.
907
01:01:52,137 --> 01:01:55,040
Okay. Tell you? Are you the man or what?
908
01:01:55,875 --> 01:01:57,693
Yeah, Chase, I'm the man, yeah.
909
01:01:57,830 --> 01:01:59,604
The man, yeah. Repeat after me.
910
01:01:59,871 --> 01:02:01,531
-You the man.
-You the man.
911
01:02:01,978 --> 01:02:03,478
Not "you," "I!"
912
01:02:03,714 --> 01:02:05,460
-I'm the man.
-Say it again!
913
01:02:05,644 --> 01:02:07,795
-I'm the man.
-Go get it, dog.
914
01:02:17,885 --> 01:02:19,095
I'm the man.
915
01:02:19,622 --> 01:02:21,713
-Mama-Wanna please.
-Damn.
916
01:02:22,116 --> 01:02:24,510
You got a booty like a little baby cow,
girl.
917
01:02:26,141 --> 01:02:28,091
My bad. My bad.
918
01:02:28,844 --> 01:02:31,148
But still little don. Hey.
919
01:02:58,137 --> 01:03:00,037
-Hey.
-Hey, baby.
920
01:03:00,667 --> 01:03:03,115
What are you wearing?
Are you going to a costume party?
921
01:03:03,766 --> 01:03:05,238
Don't be hitting on my new clothes.
922
01:03:05,670 --> 01:03:07,061
Oh, what's that smell?
923
01:03:07,431 --> 01:03:09,821
Caribbean Sunset. My new after shave.
924
01:03:10,561 --> 01:03:13,189
-Do you like it?
-It reminds me of Windex.
925
01:03:16,020 --> 01:03:18,759
-Oh, I get it.
-Get what?
926
01:03:18,927 --> 01:03:20,761
-You're doting somebody.
-No.
927
01:03:20,851 --> 01:03:24,311
Yeah, yeah. Morty Purvis,
that kid from eighth grade,
928
01:03:24,594 --> 01:03:27,480
the one that used to wear really weird
clothes and horrible cologne.
929
01:03:27,570 --> 01:03:28,900
You captured him to a T.
930
01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:33,811
-Pretty good, huh?
-Yeah, but Ryan, come here.
931
01:03:35,687 --> 01:03:37,957
Things on the other side
of the island are out of control.
932
01:03:38,047 --> 01:03:39,543
I don't know what to do.
933
01:03:40,509 --> 01:03:42,961
-Tell them the truth.
-No, I can't.
934
01:03:44,247 --> 01:03:45,906
He told me that I'm the one.
935
01:03:46,325 --> 01:03:48,573
-Did he?
-Yes, God!
936
01:03:48,663 --> 01:03:50,870
What do you do when all your dreams
come true?
937
01:03:52,355 --> 01:03:53,659
Keep it to yourself.
938
01:03:54,135 --> 01:03:56,617
What? Aren't you psyched for me?
939
01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:58,312
Yeah, Jenny.
940
01:03:59,917 --> 01:04:01,546
I'm really happy for you.
941
01:04:02,315 --> 01:04:03,599
Look, I've gotta go.
942
01:04:03,834 --> 01:04:05,084
Hey, where are you going?
943
01:04:05,177 --> 01:04:07,334
I've gotta go return this necklace
to Chase.
944
01:04:10,745 --> 01:04:11,895
Bye.
945
01:04:31,032 --> 01:04:33,012
Jenny, we're great together.
946
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:37,196
We've always been great together.
I can't get you out of my mind.
947
01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:42,923
But we're friends.
948
01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:46,769
I fully expect you to blow me off.
949
01:04:47,622 --> 01:04:49,967
I can't hold a candle to a pop star.
950
01:04:50,570 --> 01:04:53,278
-I'm out of here.
-Hold on. Talk to me.
951
01:04:54,379 --> 01:04:55,589
Ryan, wait.
952
01:04:56,061 --> 01:04:58,276
I'm going home. Have a good summer.
953
01:05:06,466 --> 01:05:08,326
Look over there. What is that?
954
01:05:09,211 --> 01:05:13,741
At 0600 hours Eastern Time,
the life raft used by Jason Masters
955
01:05:13,831 --> 01:05:17,561
was recovered, deflated, burned
and battered.
956
01:05:18,341 --> 01:05:21,087
It is the Coast Guard's position
that without this life raft,
957
01:05:21,177 --> 01:05:25,988
the survival of Jason Masters
and Jenny Taylor is highly unlikely.
958
01:05:26,326 --> 01:05:30,024
At 0900 hours, orders were given
to suspend the search.
959
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:32,917
Hey.
960
01:05:33,007 --> 01:05:35,279
Meanwhile, around the world, fans prayed
961
01:05:35,493 --> 01:05:38,655
that the popular singing sensation
will be found alive.
962
01:05:39,291 --> 01:05:44,025
We'll keep you updated as new developments
arrives in the search for Jason Masters.
963
01:05:57,151 --> 01:05:59,918
I was Miss California two years running.
964
01:06:00,135 --> 01:06:04,051
Nobody cut the mustard second year,
so they extended me.
965
01:06:04,328 --> 01:06:06,294
There she is. Hello, gorgeous.
966
01:06:06,967 --> 01:06:08,154
Hi.
967
01:06:08,768 --> 01:06:10,124
What's wrong with you?
968
01:06:13,512 --> 01:06:16,522
Jason, I have to tell you something.
969
01:06:16,752 --> 01:06:18,743
-What's up?
-I have adored you
970
01:06:18,929 --> 01:06:21,482
from the first moment I saw you on MTV.
971
01:06:22,284 --> 01:06:23,777
I was in love with you.
972
01:06:24,626 --> 01:06:28,413
But it's ridiculous
because I didn't even know you.
973
01:06:28,874 --> 01:06:31,260
But I thought that if we had some time
to get to know each other,
974
01:06:31,350 --> 01:06:33,749
you'd see how great I was.
975
01:06:35,493 --> 01:06:36,840
That's crazy, right?
976
01:06:39,409 --> 01:06:41,242
You don't deserve what I did to you.
977
01:06:41,625 --> 01:06:42,631
What did you do to me?
978
01:06:42,721 --> 01:06:45,579
She's caught jungle fever, Jason.
She's lost her mind.
979
01:06:45,854 --> 01:06:47,176
Can it, Alexis.
980
01:06:51,209 --> 01:06:53,272
It's all good. I know that
after I tell you this,
981
01:06:53,362 --> 01:06:54,515
you're going to have me terminated.
982
01:06:54,605 --> 01:06:57,777
But whatever. I don't care.
I just need this to end.
983
01:06:57,945 --> 01:06:59,087
Jenny!
984
01:07:00,332 --> 01:07:03,201
-Stop it, now!
-I have to tell him.
985
01:07:03,433 --> 01:07:05,754
What are you talking about?
What is she talking about?
986
01:07:05,844 --> 01:07:07,647
We're still on St Luchas.
987
01:07:10,764 --> 01:07:13,213
Hey! Help!
988
01:07:13,389 --> 01:07:15,204
-Help!
-We're not marooned!
989
01:07:15,461 --> 01:07:17,216
-What?
-I thought we were,
990
01:07:17,306 --> 01:07:20,265
but when I found out we weren't,
I didn't tell you.
991
01:07:21,243 --> 01:07:23,194
The resort is through that jungle.
992
01:07:26,975 --> 01:07:29,628
You have no idea
how sorry you're gonna be.
993
01:07:30,050 --> 01:07:31,493
-Yeah!
-What are you talking about?
994
01:07:31,583 --> 01:07:33,655
-You're part of this!
-Mois?
995
01:07:34,735 --> 01:07:37,171
Help! Help! Help!
996
01:07:38,041 --> 01:07:40,494
When my lawyers get through with you two,
997
01:07:40,584 --> 01:07:43,887
there's gonna be nothing left
but a smoking cinder.
998
01:07:46,142 --> 01:07:47,935
-Jason!
-Thanks, man.
999
01:07:48,083 --> 01:07:49,395
Wait!
1000
01:07:52,016 --> 01:07:53,768
No. No, no! No!
1001
01:07:55,293 --> 01:07:57,044
-No!
-She's crazy.
1002
01:07:57,144 --> 01:07:59,258
I'm just as scared
and confused as you are.
1003
01:07:59,348 --> 01:08:00,714
-You dropped something.
-What?
1004
01:08:00,804 --> 01:08:02,080
Your accent.
1005
01:08:02,876 --> 01:08:04,141
Go! Go!
1006
01:08:04,471 --> 01:08:06,690
-Hey! Aren't you Jason Masters?
-Yeah, that's me, let's go.
1007
01:08:06,780 --> 01:08:09,035
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, it's war.
1008
01:08:15,012 --> 01:08:16,581
You ruined everything.
1009
01:08:16,705 --> 01:08:19,887
I had him in the palm of my hand
and you blew it!
1010
01:09:00,210 --> 01:09:02,031
I'll pick you up at Logan.
What time, son?
1011
01:09:02,121 --> 01:09:04,283
-My plane gets in at 10:00.
-What happened?
1012
01:09:04,392 --> 01:09:06,758
It's a long story.
I'll tell you when I get home.
1013
01:09:27,483 --> 01:09:29,674
It's all clear. You can get out now.
1014
01:09:32,151 --> 01:09:33,914
Breaking news from Storm Watch Central.
1015
01:09:34,066 --> 01:09:35,989
Hurricane Sandy has suddenly
shifted course
1016
01:09:36,079 --> 01:09:38,345
and is headed for the resort island
of St Lucha.
1017
01:09:38,585 --> 01:09:41,705
It has left a trail of destruction
and devastation across the Caribbean.
1018
01:09:42,012 --> 01:09:44,617
Forced evacuation has been ordered
by the local authorities.
1019
01:09:44,707 --> 01:09:47,525
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention?
1020
01:09:47,710 --> 01:09:49,308
Everyone, attention.
1021
01:09:49,417 --> 01:09:50,846
We're can't get out.
1022
01:09:50,981 --> 01:09:53,385
One hundred mile an hour winds,
they close the airport.
1023
01:09:53,585 --> 01:09:56,178
We have to double up the people
in the rooms.
1024
01:09:58,633 --> 01:10:00,690
Hey, Ryan. What's up, man?
You know the hurricane's coming.
1025
01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:03,300
-Where's it making landfall?
-On the other side of the island.
1026
01:10:03,932 --> 01:10:05,200
What's wrong?
1027
01:10:07,386 --> 01:10:09,294
Ryan? Ryan, where are you going?
1028
01:10:09,703 --> 01:10:11,144
You know it's a hurricane out there.
1029
01:10:11,269 --> 01:10:12,725
You might get caught up in it, Ryan!
1030
01:10:12,865 --> 01:10:14,511
That's one crazy white boy.
1031
01:10:28,237 --> 01:10:30,335
I'll kill you, weirdo. I'll get you.
1032
01:10:30,707 --> 01:10:33,554
I got your license plate number, buddy.
Yeah, I got it.
1033
01:10:59,517 --> 01:11:01,750
Jenny! Where are you?
1034
01:11:07,133 --> 01:11:08,173
Jenny!
1035
01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:10,472
Jenny!
1036
01:11:17,342 --> 01:11:18,606
Ryan!
1037
01:11:27,124 --> 01:11:28,240
Oh, my God!
1038
01:11:38,729 --> 01:11:42,034
-Ryan!
-Jenny! Jenny, I'm coming.
1039
01:11:42,185 --> 01:11:43,676
Ryan!
1040
01:11:45,191 --> 01:11:46,412
-Jenny!
-It's stuck!
1041
01:11:47,648 --> 01:11:48,788
-Hold on. I got you.
-Okay.
1042
01:11:48,878 --> 01:11:50,088
Come on.
1043
01:11:56,278 --> 01:11:57,480
Come on.
1044
01:12:03,899 --> 01:12:05,852
-Where are we?
-Come on.
1045
01:12:10,188 --> 01:12:12,683
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, I'll be fine.
1046
01:12:13,175 --> 01:12:14,317
We're safe now.
1047
01:12:14,943 --> 01:12:16,229
I'm going to make a fire.
1048
01:12:25,205 --> 01:12:26,771
You saved my life.
1049
01:12:27,844 --> 01:12:29,108
I did, didn't I?
1050
01:13:21,957 --> 01:13:24,763
Come on, there's got to be something
at Tower Records for me.
1051
01:13:24,853 --> 01:13:27,328
I could be a cashier. Yeah?
1052
01:13:27,804 --> 01:13:29,068
Milo.
1053
01:13:30,571 --> 01:13:31,807
Is it you?
1054
01:13:33,092 --> 01:13:34,217
Yeah.
1055
01:13:34,556 --> 01:13:40,529
-You're alive! You're alive!
-Okay. That's cool. That's cool. Enough.
1056
01:13:43,250 --> 01:13:44,230
Sorry.
1057
01:13:47,030 --> 01:13:48,431
What happened?
1058
01:13:48,521 --> 01:13:49,832
You've got the whole world going ape
over this.
1059
01:13:49,922 --> 01:13:52,293
It's been a bloody freak show.
Where the hell were you?
1060
01:13:53,062 --> 01:13:56,540
I was blowing chunks over the side
and fell in and...
1061
01:13:56,707 --> 01:13:59,542
This chick saves me and we think
we're marooned on an island,
1062
01:13:59,632 --> 01:14:01,547
only we're still in St Luchas.
1063
01:14:01,787 --> 01:14:03,383
-You were on St Luchas the whole time?
-Yeah.
1064
01:14:03,473 --> 01:14:04,919
And she doesn't tell me, okay.
I'm an idiot.
1065
01:14:05,009 --> 01:14:06,981
-Who else knows?
-That I'm an idiot?
1066
01:14:07,359 --> 01:14:08,961
Who else knows about your shipwreck?
1067
01:14:10,464 --> 01:14:11,917
Only the people that picked me up.
1068
01:14:12,211 --> 01:14:13,813
They can be paid off.
1069
01:14:15,315 --> 01:14:18,245
Don't worry, I know exactly what to do.
1070
01:14:19,109 --> 01:14:21,377
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, I just need to shower
1071
01:14:21,467 --> 01:14:23,795
-and crash.
-It's not always completely sold out.
1072
01:14:23,885 --> 01:14:25,685
-He's not going to do it.
-Milo, that's her.
1073
01:14:26,014 --> 01:14:27,537
-Are you sure?
-Yeah, the blond.
1074
01:14:29,052 --> 01:14:33,226
Jenny, sweetheart, Jason
would like to have a word with you.
1075
01:14:33,316 --> 01:14:35,676
-Excuse me, who are you?
-Oh, here love.
1076
01:14:35,865 --> 01:14:37,073
Have some free tickets.
1077
01:14:37,163 --> 01:14:38,219
-Right this way.
-Wait.
1078
01:14:38,309 --> 01:14:39,737
-Ryan.
-Please, Jason,
1079
01:14:39,827 --> 01:14:42,115
...really, really wants to see you.
1080
01:14:42,205 --> 01:14:43,487
Hold on!
1081
01:14:44,077 --> 01:14:45,825
-Isn't she a babe?
-Okay.
1082
01:14:45,933 --> 01:14:47,711
Well, I'm really confused.
1083
01:14:47,801 --> 01:14:51,526
Look, Jenny, despite your lies,
depravity, and deception,
1084
01:14:51,616 --> 01:14:53,715
I still meant what I said on the beach.
1085
01:14:53,870 --> 01:14:55,563
About destroying me?
1086
01:14:56,829 --> 01:14:58,688
No, no, about liking you.
1087
01:14:58,778 --> 01:15:00,219
He can't stop talking about you.
1088
01:15:00,309 --> 01:15:02,939
Oh, my God, Jason, you were right.
1089
01:15:03,223 --> 01:15:04,917
She is adorable.
1090
01:15:05,557 --> 01:15:07,565
Thanks, okay, I'm just gonna get Ryan...
1091
01:15:07,655 --> 01:15:10,088
Jenny, we're gonna have
a little press conference.
1092
01:15:10,178 --> 01:15:12,973
To tell Jason's adoring fans
about the last few days
1093
01:15:13,063 --> 01:15:15,853
and we need you to say
a few little words too, love.
1094
01:15:16,155 --> 01:15:17,355
A press conference?
1095
01:15:17,445 --> 01:15:19,895
Yeah, we'll take a few pictures.
Get me Natasha.
1096
01:15:19,985 --> 01:15:21,312
-Tell her we have a hair emergency.
-On it.
1097
01:15:21,402 --> 01:15:23,143
Okay, well, Ryan's just outside.
1098
01:15:23,233 --> 01:15:24,706
-Really...
-He'll keep.
1099
01:15:25,589 --> 01:15:28,549
I'm from US Weekly. Is there any chance
I can get in an exclusive to Jason?
1100
01:15:28,794 --> 01:15:30,249
-What's going on?
-Ryan.
1101
01:15:30,339 --> 01:15:31,473
Gil, get him out.
1102
01:15:31,780 --> 01:15:33,377
No wait! Let him stay.
1103
01:15:35,098 --> 01:15:39,368
Look. To you, Jenny may just be
some crazy fan from Massachusetts.
1104
01:15:39,711 --> 01:15:41,953
I mean, I know she can be
a little impulsive
1105
01:15:42,043 --> 01:15:43,740
and get carried away sometimes.
1106
01:15:44,845 --> 01:15:49,384
But she's the most amazing girl
you will ever meet.
1107
01:15:50,592 --> 01:15:53,542
And you are lucky to have her care
so much about you.
1108
01:15:56,659 --> 01:15:59,386
Jenny, I love you.
1109
01:16:02,643 --> 01:16:03,834
Is this your boyfriend?
1110
01:16:06,966 --> 01:16:08,653
-Lose the geek.
-Guess not.
1111
01:16:09,772 --> 01:16:11,503
-Come on.
-Ryan.
1112
01:16:11,622 --> 01:16:14,788
He'll be fine, love. They won't hurt him.
1113
01:16:15,014 --> 01:16:17,982
-Stop this! Jenny! Jenny!
-Let's go.
1114
01:16:18,177 --> 01:16:21,085
-I really need you to help me out on this.
-Okay, but I...
1115
01:16:21,175 --> 01:16:25,675
This will all go away
if we just play it right.
1116
01:16:28,112 --> 01:16:30,150
Welcome to the Sun Village Beach Resort
at Coch...
1117
01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:32,491
Jason Masters is back!
1118
01:16:33,602 --> 01:16:35,374
He's in the villa now.
1119
01:16:36,383 --> 01:16:40,683
Ladies and Gentlemen, Jason Masters!
1120
01:16:49,709 --> 01:16:51,796
-Erin Dood with the US News.
-You.
1121
01:16:52,221 --> 01:16:55,101
Jay Bigsby of Rolling Stone.
Can you tell us what happened to you?
1122
01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:57,134
It's a million dollar question, isn't it?
1123
01:16:57,712 --> 01:16:59,192
Don't leave us in the dark, Jason.
1124
01:17:00,283 --> 01:17:02,881
I was on a cruise ship with some friends.
1125
01:17:03,071 --> 01:17:07,510
And a young lady fell overboard.
Naturally, I dove in to save her.
1126
01:17:08,752 --> 01:17:13,165
I managed to steer the tiny raft
to a deserted island.
1127
01:17:15,071 --> 01:17:17,236
Where I had to catch fish
with my bare hands.
1128
01:17:17,326 --> 01:17:19,004
And where did you learn all that?
1129
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:21,169
Boy Scouts.
1130
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:25,724
I built a ship out of palm trees.
1131
01:17:26,252 --> 01:17:28,007
Sailed back to St Luchas,
1132
01:17:28,607 --> 01:17:30,603
navigating by the stars, of course.
1133
01:17:33,774 --> 01:17:38,037
It was with the support
of one beautiful woman
1134
01:17:38,419 --> 01:17:40,509
that gave the will to carry on.
1135
01:17:41,187 --> 01:17:42,791
Jason Masters.
1136
01:17:43,612 --> 01:17:46,033
So tell us how you made it.
1137
01:17:46,286 --> 01:17:49,769
Regale us with your Navy Seals
like survival skills.
1138
01:17:49,953 --> 01:17:51,972
Who are you? What's your name?
1139
01:17:52,298 --> 01:17:54,028
Jason! Who is this woman?
1140
01:17:54,741 --> 01:17:56,186
What about Jenny Taylor?
1141
01:17:56,545 --> 01:17:59,063
-Who is the woman?
-One more question here.
1142
01:17:59,153 --> 01:18:03,863
-Who is the lady?
-And that one woman is Alexis Menetti!
1143
01:18:05,673 --> 01:18:06,714
Who's that?
1144
01:18:06,858 --> 01:18:08,856
-What are you doing?
-Saving both of us.
1145
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:11,718
And I know they wouldn't want me
to spill the beans...
1146
01:18:11,808 --> 01:18:13,950
But what the heck,
I'm going to do it anyway.
1147
01:18:14,468 --> 01:18:21,468
May I present to all of you the future
Mrs Jason Masters, Alexis Menetti.
1148
01:18:23,907 --> 01:18:26,681
Jenny all the reports have you
on the island with Jason.
1149
01:18:26,771 --> 01:18:30,190
Well, that was just a publicity cover-up
for the real affair.
1150
01:18:30,916 --> 01:18:33,667
I don't know, I guess they wanted
a really pretty girl.
1151
01:18:33,995 --> 01:18:36,159
Tell us, Jenny, so you're not with Jason?
1152
01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:37,814
No.
1153
01:18:39,419 --> 01:18:41,326
My boyfriend is Ryan Howell.
1154
01:18:42,561 --> 01:18:45,352
And he's standing right back there.
1155
01:18:49,571 --> 01:18:51,031
Now that's what I'm talking about!
1156
01:19:04,698 --> 01:19:06,453
-Hi.
-Hi.
1157
01:19:07,892 --> 01:19:10,534
So, what are you doing tonight?
1158
01:19:11,324 --> 01:19:14,788
What are you doing tonight?
I was thinking we could hang out.
1159
01:19:15,518 --> 01:19:17,236
You don't have to if you don't want to.
1160
01:19:18,631 --> 01:19:20,639
You know, we could do something.
1161
01:19:21,777 --> 01:19:23,824
-But if you can't...
-Jenny. Please
1162
01:19:24,681 --> 01:19:25,939
Assert yourself.
1163
01:19:26,708 --> 01:19:27,896
I love you.
1164
01:19:37,718 --> 01:19:38,844
How's that?
1165
01:19:39,380 --> 01:19:40,369
It's a start.
1166
01:19:41,943 --> 01:19:44,245
So why now? Why not two years ago?
1167
01:19:44,593 --> 01:19:47,085
Well, I finally took the advice
from a good friend.
1168
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:49,760
I don't want to be 90 and dead,
thinking I should have tried.
1169
01:19:50,112 --> 01:19:52,117
Really, sounds kind of lame.
1170
01:19:52,709 --> 01:19:54,881
I mean, can you think when you're dead?
1171
01:20:53,525 --> 01:20:57,604
I'd like to dedicate this song
to my new wife, Alexis Masters.
1172
01:20:59,456 --> 01:21:05,235
I think about you all the time
Your face is etched into my mind
1173
01:21:05,498 --> 01:21:09,063
I can't breathe Without us sharing love
1174
01:21:11,250 --> 01:21:16,952
Impossible it seems
To be that you can tame a guy like me
1175
01:21:17,236 --> 01:21:21,654
Feeling not myself, but I don't care
1176
01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:24,833
No, I don't care
1177
01:21:25,275 --> 01:21:29,408
I've been waiting here for hours
1178
01:21:29,618 --> 01:21:32,514
Just you on my mind
1179
01:21:32,604 --> 01:21:34,591
Never losing hope
1180
01:21:35,358 --> 01:21:37,817
Quickly losing time
1181
01:21:38,428 --> 01:21:39,818
Always wondering
1182
01:21:39,908 --> 01:21:43,391
Can she be slipping through my hands
1183
01:21:43,521 --> 01:21:49,841
I've examined its snares
And I find I'm going crazy
1184
01:21:50,017 --> 01:21:53,806
Crazy, yeah
1185
01:21:56,864 --> 01:22:00,378
I'm going crazy Crazy
1186
01:22:00,468 --> 01:22:05,046
I can't, I can't get you out of my mind
1187
01:22:52,734 --> 01:22:53,914
Yeah!
1188
01:22:55,041 --> 01:22:56,291
We love you!
1189
01:22:57,940 --> 01:22:59,850
That's my girl.
1190
01:23:00,628 --> 01:23:01,968
Goodnight, Winnipeg.
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