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So beautiful.
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John takes it really slow, making their
last moments together passionate and
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memorable.
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Taking every inch of this guy, getting
her filled for the lean times ahead.
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Now it's Johnny's turn to top her off.
So much for the tender lovey -dovey. He
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drives into her from his knees.
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slapping and pounding flesh, and Jane
loves it.
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After this really good goodbye screw, a
full frontal assault on her trench.
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Johnny's helping himself to a hot meal
of sea rations, and this girl's helping
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to keep it warm for him. Now that's my
idea of carpet bombing.
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More like a magic carpet munch.
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I watch the news reports every day, and
I worry about you.
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Are you lonely?
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Are you getting enough to eat?
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That's right.
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Jane realizes she's been keeping the
home fires burning long enough.
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It's time to put a few hoses on the
blade and get some revenge.
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So she calls in a couple of scuds -duds
of her own.
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Johnny and the boys are thrilled. It's
tough to get good porn in the dry Saudi
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desert, so Jane's just become their new
hero.
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These
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guys
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are porn experts and start tossing out
commentary as the scene plays out.
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I call it another case of a good girl
gone better. American dream, right? You
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know it.
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Here's another sexy urban legend about
the sweet taste of revenge.
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Monique and Joe are your standard
suburban couple who've been married
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years. Danger, Will Robinson.
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Exactly. Their sex life has become so
predictable, you can literally set your
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watch by it. Every night at the same
time, the exact same thing happens.
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Monique and Joe have a brief flurry
of...
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Monique is still aching for blast off.
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Luckily, she's got a missile of her own.
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Her vibrators become a loyal friend.
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Thank God for Old Faithful.
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He starts by kissing a path up her body.
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And you know what they say, all roads
lead to moan.
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Tony's another.
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Joe never has a second fuck at home.
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Monique has seen enough.
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And massages it around her bod.
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Then she
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starts to grease Joe down.
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Getting ready for the old slip and
slide. Yeah, starting with the slide
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throat.
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Elise goes tumbling back onto the couch.
And it seems Joe has the talent for
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picking up crazy women.
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Because all this slipping and sliding
from the massage oil is turning Elise
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Elise keeps trying to joyride his
joystick.
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Monique can't believe what she's seeing.
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Elise knows exactly what she's doing.
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And with all that oil, Joe can't push
her away.
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There's no way Monique is letting these
two slip in one more for the road, as
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she knows just how to stop them.
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Monique decides to free her captives,
but she still has one more twist in
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for them.
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Themes Joe and Elise have an audience.
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Monique made a couple of phone calls
before hitting the road, and she invited
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some people to her tailgate party.
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