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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,580 --> 00:00:14,040 (Transcrito por TurboScribe.ai. Atualize para Ilimitado para remover esta mensagem.) The Broncos are heading to the AFC championship without quarterback Bo Nix because of an injury 2 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:18,120 So they're bringing in the backup Jared Stidham turns out tonight 3 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:25,200 Kevin Hart is also out because he got a little cold. So we're bringing in his backup the homie kale Mitchell 4 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:53,020 Welcome to good sports home of the good sports. Can I host your show, please? Yes 5 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:58,140 Ladies and gentlemen, Kel Mitchell is in the building. Thank you very much 6 00:00:59,020 --> 00:01:03,140 Thank you for stepping in I am Kenan Thompson here on good sports 7 00:01:03,140 --> 00:01:09,700 Just like in professional sports people end up on the injured reserve list. So unfortunately, mr. Kevin Hart is under the weather 8 00:01:09,700 --> 00:01:17,300 Feel better man fair and I'm over the moon because that means that I get to host with my best amigo. That's amazing 9 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:24,080 Cal is stepping in we are very excited about it. Are you ready to do this game? Absolutely not good 10 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:29,180 Let's just get into this week's top stories. This is out the gate 11 00:01:31,260 --> 00:01:36,580 What a national championship game by the way, Indiana completed their undefeated season 12 00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:44,520 Thanks to incredible heroics like this fourth down run by Indiana quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner Fernando Mendoza look at him 13 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:45,560 Get to the eighth 14 00:01:53,480 --> 00:02:08,240 Yeah, that was that was great I was wow ready yeah Mendoza ran through more obstacles than Gronk at a spelling bee 15 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:14,900 Is that a quarterback sneak know a quarterback sneak in Florida is when you shoplift crab legs from Publix 16 00:02:19,580 --> 00:02:24,900 All right, the Bears came up short against the Rams in overtime, but this past did not 17 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:43,780 Unbelievable, you know when the Pope saw that pass he was like in the name of the Father and the Son and the holy shit 18 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:45,120 Did you see that? 19 00:02:45,940 --> 00:02:51,600 Well, if you read the Bible, you know comebacks are part of the story. It's very true. It's in the book of Matthew Stafford 20 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,560 Congrats to the Rams 21 00:02:56,140 --> 00:03:02,220 Try not to get crucified by the Seahawks on Sunday. Yeah, you know as a diehard Bears fan, okay 22 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:07,760 Man it hurt bad man, but we have our superstitions, but this lady she takes the cake 23 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,800 There are other witches who support the Bears 24 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:15,980 But I'm the only one that I think has come out and said that the Bears which I think I ran up against in 25 00:03:15,980 --> 00:03:21,600 Green Bay which last game and was like well, no, I've done a spell and you guys are gonna lose 26 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,300 I was like, oh no, that's not gonna work 27 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:25,480 Sure Wow 28 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:30,620 After the game she was burned at the stake well 29 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:36,940 She's playing with fire. Yeah, where'd she get that hat at man? Yeah at the witch store 30 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:39,860 Emerald City leads 31 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:52,420 No, I love a postgame interview 32 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:57,280 You get to hear what the winning player was thinking like the kicker who won the game for the Rams 33 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:01,020 We talked free gaming. You said I'm used to these elements. This is backyard football 34 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:02,960 What was it like in that moment? 35 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:10,280 Shoot that's what we do it man. That's why we do it. That's Charlie 36 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:16,220 He's the Missy Elliott of the Rams he flipped it and reversed it 37 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:24,560 The Patriots are back wait, we can't just move on we can't what happened 38 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:29,000 Let's see cuz he was he was talking funny right but why 39 00:04:29,780 --> 00:04:32,340 Was the audio off or something? Like that was his voice 40 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,560 This message 41 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:03,160 The Patriots are back and they got a booty. Yeah, that just won't quit 42 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:08,060 Anderson coming off the edge may steps into it takes a shot down 43 00:05:15,820 --> 00:05:22,420 Haven't seen a one-handed ball grab like that since Drake leaked the video of himself on the plane. So I heard 44 00:05:29,010 --> 00:05:33,930 Next week the Patriots take on the Broncos the last time these two met in the playoffs 45 00:05:33,930 --> 00:05:39,050 It was Tom Brady versus Peyton Manning and Bill Belichick's girlfriend and finally slept through the night 46 00:05:41,990 --> 00:05:49,190 On Sunday the bill suffered a heartbreaking overtime loss to the Broncos after the game Josh Allen was in his feelings 47 00:05:51,370 --> 00:05:52,910 That's extremely difficult 48 00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:00,130 Tonight 49 00:06:01,530 --> 00:06:06,970 Well, look look here y'all. Okay, you might think we're gonna make jokes about that. Well, we're not okay 50 00:06:06,970 --> 00:06:10,710 We're not yeah, man. A man crying is not funny. No, I mean 51 00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:14,850 For too long have we demonized emotional expression and men? 52 00:06:15,770 --> 00:06:16,710 No joke from us 53 00:06:19,090 --> 00:06:21,610 Let's check in with what else Josh Allen had to say 54 00:06:39,890 --> 00:06:40,370 No 55 00:06:43,090 --> 00:06:43,570 Hey 56 00:06:44,590 --> 00:06:48,230 That's pain coming forth. That's pain. Oh 57 00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:55,550 I'm sorry. Sorry. We saw because yeah, shout out to Josh Allen. Yeah, it must have been a very hairy moment 58 00:06:55,550 --> 00:07:02,410 It's true. And then I know this the season is so long. Yeah, such a tough league. He's had it tough 59 00:07:02,410 --> 00:07:07,430 That's true, you know getting there right to the edge of it every single time and not getting over that hump 60 00:07:07,930 --> 00:07:11,750 Send them all the love in the world. You've got a beautiful wife and family on the way 61 00:07:12,270 --> 00:07:18,270 So he's got great things to look forward to. Fortunately, we did have a good laugh at his expense just now 62 00:07:28,790 --> 00:07:32,970 The Diva Buffalo game has some controversy with this plate 63 00:07:32,970 --> 00:07:36,010 Pick it up and they go deep down the field 64 00:07:42,490 --> 00:07:46,650 Does he have a case that's the question Jean no, I don't think he does Jim 65 00:07:46,650 --> 00:07:52,790 I just don't think cooks really has firm possession of the football when both players hit the ground. Oh 66 00:07:52,790 --> 00:07:58,830 Yeah, this is a tough call. Everybody is split on the decision, but you know what they say the ball don't lie 67 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:04,190 So we wanted the truth and we went straight to the source, please. Welcome the ball from that plate 68 00:08:06,730 --> 00:08:12,130 All right, hey, what's that what's a ball how you doing? Hey, man, I'm doing great man. What's your one? 69 00:08:14,690 --> 00:08:20,210 Well, what did you think of the play you were there was it a pick or a completion 70 00:08:20,210 --> 00:08:21,590 Who the fuck are you? Hey 71 00:08:22,270 --> 00:08:28,030 Hey, you don't look like Kevin Hart to me. I'm trying to get me to talk man. I'm not about that man 72 00:08:28,030 --> 00:08:31,230 I ain't seen nothing. I ain't hearing nothing. All right 73 00:08:32,130 --> 00:08:37,750 Ball, he's just feeling in. This is Cal Mitchell. This is my good good brother my friend 74 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:41,850 Yeah, the whole reason that we invited you here was to get your take on this play 75 00:08:41,850 --> 00:08:45,650 Now I want a lawyer man. It's feel like a setup 76 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:46,510 I 77 00:08:47,850 --> 00:08:52,710 Like this, but ball. No, this is not a setup. Okay, you're not in any trouble. Trust me 78 00:08:54,050 --> 00:08:56,650 Never trust someone who says trust me 79 00:08:57,250 --> 00:09:03,090 Y'all know it's real in these fields man, and I ain't no stitch. Yeah, I talked to you. I might get popped 80 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,840 Well, it's true stitches do get stitches, yeah 81 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:20,040 Yeah, all right, well if you can't help us within you just gonna have to bounce 82 00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:21,120 Wow, man 83 00:09:21,780 --> 00:09:23,100 That's really insensitive 84 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:29,860 I'm a football and you know, my bounce is all fucked up. I 85 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:34,320 Can't do anything about it, man. I'll be flying all over the place. I'm sorry about that 86 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:37,680 Well, give me $50 and I'll tell you about the play 87 00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:45,120 No, get out of here. You're greedy as ball about 25 the ball everybody 88 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:45,380 Oh 89 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:56,780 Now that NIL is legal uncle Luke can finally promote Miami football again the fly looks like a to live crew lyrics 90 00:09:56,780 --> 00:10:00,620 Don't ask me. Don't call me. Oh, don't text me. I can't help you 91 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,020 That's the best 92 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:23,900 Pelican superstar Zion Williamson had a late start to the season coming off the bench this December 93 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:27,460 But he returned back to the starting lineup this week with the bang 94 00:10:34,940 --> 00:10:41,580 That's nice the boy got hop he got hops man, I think it's safe to say Zion's back let's watch another show stopper 95 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:45,220 Oh 96 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,240 Yeah, I guess Zion is not back 97 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:52,960 Yep 98 00:10:54,660 --> 00:11:01,740 NBA coach has to be a lot of things to his players a father figure a teacher a friend a mentor and most importantly a 99 00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:03,920 mine, there is a foul called 100 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:08,040 There's lead by 15. We don't go to the line 101 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,340 That's how I look at my wife when I want to leave the party I'm like 102 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:15,380 No 103 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:27,620 You know what happened Ursula took his beautiful voice so he could coach on land 104 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,340 We will be right back 105 00:11:36,940 --> 00:11:42,300 And now it's time for another who said it Aaron Rodgers or mr. 106 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:48,880 Rodgers you have to wake up every day and look in the mirror and you want to be proud of the person who's looking back 107 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,860 at you the answer is 108 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:52,520 Aaron Rodgers 109 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:58,100 Often when you think you're at the end of something you're at the beginning of something else 110 00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,340 the answer 111 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:04,720 Mr. Rodgers, I believe what I said was I am immunized 112 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:10,080 That was mr. Rodgers. Mr. Aaron Rodgers 113 00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:12,280 How did you do 114 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,100 All right 115 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:21,620 Our next guest is an Emmy Award winning actress actor and host and author a singer a producer 116 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:28,280 One of the most charismatic people on earth check out our new show the birds coming to Peacock on February 8th 117 00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:30,700 Please welcome Kiki Palmer 118 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:39,420 Y'all know I live for being able to be y'all company you guys are just so iconic I cannot 119 00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:46,200 Be you now the Super Bowl is coming up. Yeah, what do you got planned? I'm gonna be there 120 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,900 to my NBC Universal family 121 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:55,540 Be sitting up in there, you know celebrating like you know, I am sad about the Bears, but I'm just celebrating whoever yeah 122 00:12:59,740 --> 00:13:04,600 I gotta be honest whenever there's a sporting event. I'm there for the food and the vibes facts 123 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:08,060 Yeah, and when they say ooh, I just jump in I take the social cues. Oh 124 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:10,820 Okay 125 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,360 Yeah, I saw it uh-huh 126 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,180 Yeah, I feel you now rumor is though 127 00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:23,340 You try to get on stage with Susan Kendrick at the Super Bowl halftime show last year. What was that? 128 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,980 Can I be little mama for once? 129 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:35,560 I'm about to say what happened. They just you know, I got backstage 130 00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:38,540 But then like, you know, I have my red look on too 131 00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:42,160 She had the red look on I thought maybe we'd do a little one of them days like, oh, right 132 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:48,320 Me out and everything but I still kept I kept the cool they dragged you out. They dragged me about it 133 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:51,460 Wow, I can't believe it. I'm like, it's me. I said, you know 134 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:57,320 That made me think about hot chick, I remember 135 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,940 Hot chicks, I love a hot chick reference. Come on, man 136 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:18,600 All right. Now we have it on good authority that bad bunny watches every episode of good sports. Yeah 137 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:23,360 So make your case to get on the bad bunny stage right now 138 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:28,240 Man, you know me you remember we was kicking it with JLo at the Met Gala 139 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:33,920 We had a vibe me and you was talking. I complimented your fit. We went down memory lane, you know JLo my girl 140 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:34,700 She's your girl 141 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:46,960 I 142 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:56,860 Can do better but just you saw that you see 143 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:00,800 A 144 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:11,600 Couple of years ago you announced your pregnancy in your SNL monologue. Okay anything you want to announce it? 145 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:16,160 I 146 00:15:18,930 --> 00:15:19,970 Have nothing 147 00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,210 No, there's no big announcement other than that 148 00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:29,070 I'm so glad to be reunited because also on SNL we got to do that 149 00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:37,470 I was living out my dream 150 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:42,370 In case y'all don't know when Kiki hosted Saturday Night Live 151 00:15:42,370 --> 00:15:48,530 We did a sketch called Kenan and Kelly where Kiki played Kelly 152 00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:54,650 Yes, Kale's role and then Kale came and did a cameo as himself, but Kelly shot him 153 00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:19,550 I cannot 154 00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:31,090 You a versatile actress, I mean you played everything from an angry bird to a quarterback 155 00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:42,310 Clearly you're an authority on both sports and acting so let's play a game 156 00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:42,650 Yeah 157 00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:44,770 We will show you a photo of an NFL quarterback 158 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:50,950 Mm-hmm, and you will tell us who you would cast to play them in the movie. Okay, we'll tell you who we pick 159 00:16:50,950 --> 00:16:56,390 Okay, first up. We have Trevor Lawrence. Who would you cast to play him in the movie? 160 00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:58,810 Go ahead put a wig on Glen Powell Glen Powell 161 00:17:05,869 --> 00:17:12,030 Okay, but we actually thought Trevor should be played by Julia sounds 162 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,369 Like that 163 00:17:26,369 --> 00:17:33,860 Love you, Julia. Yes. Next up. We got Justin Fields who should play Justin Fields. Give me a little information on him 164 00:17:34,610 --> 00:17:36,370 Well, he played football 165 00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:41,070 Yeah, he was the Bears quarterback, that's right 166 00:17:41,070 --> 00:17:49,270 Oh my gosh, this is tough. I'm gonna go ahead and say you guys ever seen that show BNF? Yeah, my boy DaVinci 167 00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:55,150 Oh, I know DaVinci. I can see DaVinci. I like DaVinci. He good. I can see him playing that role 168 00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:59,870 Okay, interesting take, interesting take. We thought that he would be played by 169 00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:02,910 the Gelfling from the Dark Crystal 170 00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:12,130 And what did he do to y'all? 171 00:18:25,090 --> 00:18:31,570 How about Saints QB Spencer Rattler, okay, who would you guess? You know who ain't seen in a minute? 172 00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,830 Okay, zero from hoes 173 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,390 Cuz that'll be like wow 174 00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:53,090 MPI to the T. What is that you smelling dog? That's me. I don't take showers and I don't brush my teeth 175 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:57,370 That's all I do is dig holes eat and sleep. There is no lake. There is no place 176 00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:04,870 I love that movie 177 00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:06,870 I love that movie 178 00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:08,810 Is that because he's a Disney person as well? 179 00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:11,050 That movie is iconic 180 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,850 You know, it's like a little, you know 181 00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:14,890 It was saying some stuff 182 00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:16,890 I like that movie 183 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,470 I'm about to make me go home and watch that 184 00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:19,150 Shout out to Cleo 185 00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:25,130 We actually thought the perfect person to play Spencer is Ronald McDonald 186 00:19:26,470 --> 00:19:27,610 Guys, guys 187 00:19:27,610 --> 00:19:30,390 This feels like a court, this is a court memory unlock 188 00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:33,810 Because I haven't did they retire Ronald? Do we be around still? 189 00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:35,390 They got a little weird 190 00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:36,870 They used to always have Ronald around 191 00:19:36,870 --> 00:19:37,550 They got a little weird with Ronald 192 00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:40,870 They removed him 193 00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:44,310 They had to push Ronald to the side 194 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,450 All of them 195 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,150 I think that clown started getting 196 00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:48,750 There was a lot of clown propaganda 197 00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:51,670 They turned everybody against him 198 00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:52,730 Them clowns 199 00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:54,070 That hair 200 00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:56,650 He is kind of spooky 201 00:19:56,650 --> 00:19:59,110 What about Sam Darnold? 202 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,390 Sam Darnold 203 00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:02,910 Who could play this role? 204 00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:04,470 What is this actor's name? 205 00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:05,590 He has red hair 206 00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:08,050 He's always playing a serious type of role 207 00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:09,830 He's kind of like 208 00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:11,150 Look at everybody 209 00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:15,270 Any sort of context 210 00:20:15,270 --> 00:20:16,010 Huh? 211 00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:18,390 Jesse Clemons 212 00:20:18,390 --> 00:20:20,590 Jesse Clemons 213 00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:21,870 Clemons with a P 214 00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:24,730 Did I describe it a little bit right? 215 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:25,890 Because he does play those roles 216 00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:26,310 Where he's like 217 00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:28,910 What he do? 218 00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:31,870 Well not even close 219 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:34,230 Sam is going to be played by 220 00:20:34,770 --> 00:20:35,750 This Ikea lamp 221 00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:36,270 Oh 222 00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:39,410 Come on man 223 00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:40,790 Let's see how that's going to work 224 00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:44,070 That's going to be difficult because you know nobody can put their stuff together 225 00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:46,630 Why do they make it so hard to put their materials together? 226 00:20:47,130 --> 00:20:48,190 That's what Ikea is famous for 227 00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:49,510 It take me so long 228 00:20:50,030 --> 00:20:51,230 Thanks for playing Kiki 229 00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:54,010 If you ever want to add casting director 230 00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:54,590 To your resume 231 00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:56,250 We got your back girl 232 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,830 You do it all 233 00:20:57,830 --> 00:20:59,570 Check her out on the Burbs 234 00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:01,050 February 8th on Peacock 235 00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:03,770 It is available right here on Prime 236 00:21:03,770 --> 00:21:05,530 Kiki Palmer everybody 237 00:21:07,490 --> 00:21:08,210 Fantastic 238 00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:11,650 Now it's time for 239 00:21:11,650 --> 00:21:13,190 Good Sports Birthday Cards 240 00:21:13,910 --> 00:21:15,250 Today's birthday is 241 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:16,290 JJ McCarthy 242 00:21:17,350 --> 00:21:18,870 Happy Birthday JJ 243 00:21:18,870 --> 00:21:21,650 I still can't believe you're the Vikings quarterback 244 00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:23,530 Like how could you? 245 00:21:23,830 --> 00:21:26,130 Signed your childhood Bears jersey 246 00:21:26,890 --> 00:21:28,030 Dear JJ 247 00:21:28,030 --> 00:21:30,570 Happy Birthday from a fellow NFL quarterback 248 00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:32,530 Tried to throw you a party 249 00:21:32,530 --> 00:21:34,650 But it got intercepted 250 00:21:34,650 --> 00:21:35,950 Four times 251 00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:38,310 Sincerely, CJ Stroud 252 00:21:39,270 --> 00:21:40,870 Happy Birthday JJ 253 00:21:40,870 --> 00:21:42,630 Don't listen to the haters 254 00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:44,210 I'm your biggest fan 255 00:21:44,210 --> 00:21:45,150 Some might say 256 00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:46,830 I'm your only fan 257 00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:47,830 Nothing wrong with that 258 00:21:47,830 --> 00:21:49,550 Love, Sharone Moore 259 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:59,740 Alright, Michael Jordan, Tom Brady 260 00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:00,940 Simone Biles 261 00:22:00,940 --> 00:22:03,920 We call them GOATs because we have the analytics 262 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,160 To support their greatness 263 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,840 That's right, if a tree falls in the woods 264 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,540 And no one hears it, does it count? 265 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,700 Not if that tree didn't call a bank 266 00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:15,640 What we're trying to say is that stats and facts 267 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,040 Are important, so now 268 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,000 We're gonna read you some fun facts and crazy stats 269 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,360 In a segment called Factin' Up 270 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,300 Factin' Up 271 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,560 The average life of a single baseball 272 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:29,880 In the MLB 273 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,880 Is five to seven pitches 274 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,800 Holy shit, them things is alive 275 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,220 Brett Favre's first completion in the NFL 276 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:39,120 Was to himself 277 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:41,720 His last completion was that volleyball center 278 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,740 At Southern Mississippi 279 00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:45,940 In 2017 280 00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:48,640 Milwaukee Bucks' Tony Snell 281 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,080 Had zero points 282 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:51,960 Zero rebounds 283 00:22:52,630 --> 00:22:53,740 Zero steals 284 00:22:54,490 --> 00:22:55,600 Zero assists 285 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,020 And zero blocks 286 00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:59,140 In 28 minutes 287 00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:00,460 Against the Jazz 288 00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:02,880 This earned Snell the nickname 289 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,000 Mr. Bad at Basketball 290 00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:09,120 The first time the Jets played the Eagles 291 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,740 Was 1973 292 00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:13,500 The first time they beat the Eagles 293 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:14,980 Was in 2023 294 00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:17,220 The only joke here is the Jets 295 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:21,360 The average wingspan of a heavyweight boxer 296 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,600 Is 76 to 85 inches 297 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,620 The average IQ 298 00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:27,400 Is somewhere between Jake 299 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,420 And Logan Paul 300 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,520 At 48 years old 301 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,980 Raiders quarterback 302 00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:35,000 George Blander was the oldest player 303 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:35,900 In NFL history 304 00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:39,460 He also holds the NFL record for largest box 305 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,320 Of old charging cords 306 00:23:46,540 --> 00:23:48,860 I keep a lot of charging cords too 307 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:50,120 You got to 308 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,760 In his lengthy career 309 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,820 Nolan Ryan struck out seven pairs 310 00:23:53,820 --> 00:23:55,020 Of fathers and sons 311 00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:55,940 That's nothing 312 00:23:55,940 --> 00:23:58,460 Compared to how many fathers and sons 313 00:23:58,460 --> 00:23:59,880 Larson Pippen took down 314 00:24:08,050 --> 00:24:08,690 Snap 315 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,250 Homegirl be getting it in 316 00:24:12,470 --> 00:24:14,310 That was facting up I guess 317 00:24:14,310 --> 00:24:15,310 That's it 318 00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:18,630 Fact it up 319 00:24:19,490 --> 00:24:20,610 Our next guest 320 00:24:20,610 --> 00:24:22,050 Is an eight time pro bowler 321 00:24:22,050 --> 00:24:24,610 And a member of the 2010's all decade team 322 00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:26,910 He just finished his 15th 323 00:24:26,910 --> 00:24:28,630 Season with the New Orleans Saints 324 00:24:28,630 --> 00:24:29,290 Boo 325 00:24:30,530 --> 00:24:31,090 Yah 326 00:24:32,130 --> 00:24:34,990 Where he had ten and a half sacks 327 00:24:34,990 --> 00:24:36,790 Here are some of his best 328 00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:37,270 Moments 329 00:24:37,270 --> 00:24:39,670 Single high safety and the man to man coverage 330 00:24:40,630 --> 00:24:42,210 And here comes the pressure 331 00:24:42,210 --> 00:24:43,330 And he has sacks 332 00:24:43,330 --> 00:24:45,770 Battered ball by the Saints 333 00:24:45,770 --> 00:24:46,750 As he's to throw 334 00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:48,670 From the pocket getting harassed 335 00:24:48,670 --> 00:24:50,070 And he's going to be sacked again 336 00:24:50,070 --> 00:24:52,970 Cam Jordan now ten and a half sacks 337 00:24:52,970 --> 00:24:53,690 This season 338 00:24:53,690 --> 00:24:56,290 Please welcome Cam Jordan 339 00:24:56,290 --> 00:24:58,650 What's up sir 340 00:24:58,650 --> 00:25:00,210 Thank you for being here 341 00:25:00,210 --> 00:25:00,950 I appreciate you 342 00:25:00,950 --> 00:25:03,310 I heard Boo on Atlanta 343 00:25:03,310 --> 00:25:04,710 Man he's got bad taste 344 00:25:04,710 --> 00:25:07,430 Born there born into it 345 00:25:07,430 --> 00:25:09,470 Alright can you explain 346 00:25:09,470 --> 00:25:12,250 You have a stack ten and a half sacks 347 00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:14,650 What is a half sack 348 00:25:16,230 --> 00:25:16,790 Well 349 00:25:16,790 --> 00:25:19,410 Besides an unfortunate situation 350 00:25:19,410 --> 00:25:20,030 No doubt 351 00:25:20,030 --> 00:25:21,770 You have half a sack 352 00:25:22,490 --> 00:25:23,530 Hopefully it's full 353 00:25:23,530 --> 00:25:25,050 It took a minute I was like 354 00:25:25,050 --> 00:25:29,890 A half sack 355 00:25:29,890 --> 00:25:31,590 Is where of course you know like 356 00:25:31,590 --> 00:25:32,950 As you're hitting a quarterback 357 00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:35,070 One of your friends decides to join in 358 00:25:35,070 --> 00:25:38,350 Just like that in any situation 359 00:25:38,350 --> 00:25:40,510 You're like no it's mine 360 00:25:40,510 --> 00:25:43,150 I think that's called an Eiffel Tower 361 00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:48,290 And then you can 362 00:25:49,610 --> 00:25:50,930 I read that 363 00:25:50,930 --> 00:25:51,430 Somewhere 364 00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:54,190 But then you can send the tape in 365 00:25:54,190 --> 00:25:55,290 And fight for it 366 00:25:55,950 --> 00:25:58,350 Playing for New Orleans for so long 367 00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:00,270 Have you ever had 368 00:26:00,270 --> 00:26:02,750 Like a long like a Mardi Gras night 369 00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:04,270 Or like just a night that just got 370 00:26:04,270 --> 00:26:05,390 Completely out of hand 371 00:26:05,930 --> 00:26:07,230 I was young once 372 00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:09,550 Man 373 00:26:09,550 --> 00:26:11,510 I don't know about 9 in the morning 374 00:26:11,510 --> 00:26:13,470 But you know there has been 375 00:26:13,470 --> 00:26:15,130 Some Mardi Gras times you do the float 376 00:26:15,130 --> 00:26:16,870 You know you throw beads 377 00:26:17,490 --> 00:26:19,110 People then catch beads 378 00:26:19,770 --> 00:26:21,130 And in your first Mardi Gras 379 00:26:21,130 --> 00:26:21,750 That's it 380 00:26:23,130 --> 00:26:25,090 They catch the bead and that's it 381 00:26:25,090 --> 00:26:27,390 Sometimes you have special beads 382 00:26:27,390 --> 00:26:29,290 And then you see special breeds 383 00:26:31,150 --> 00:26:31,950 You know what I'm saying 384 00:26:32,990 --> 00:26:33,470 Yeah 385 00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:35,730 That's going to be a t-shirt 386 00:26:35,730 --> 00:26:36,570 Two of them 387 00:26:36,570 --> 00:26:37,530 Special breeds 388 00:26:40,070 --> 00:26:41,250 Once you get off 389 00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:43,130 There and then you go to Bourbon 390 00:26:43,650 --> 00:26:44,750 Next thing you know you got a hurricane 391 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:47,850 And you may have a hand grenade and those are drinks by the way 392 00:26:49,270 --> 00:26:51,310 Do you see Arch Manning 393 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:52,970 Playing for the Saints in the future 394 00:26:52,970 --> 00:26:55,090 I see Tyler Shook 395 00:26:55,090 --> 00:26:57,430 Balling out of control in the near future 396 00:26:58,290 --> 00:26:58,950 And then 397 00:27:00,670 --> 00:27:01,810 I'm going to stick around 398 00:27:01,810 --> 00:27:03,730 For my future QB1 399 00:27:03,730 --> 00:27:06,110 So I don't have to answer that question 400 00:27:06,110 --> 00:27:06,490 Hopefully 401 00:27:08,650 --> 00:27:10,570 Who is your favorite quarterback to sack 402 00:27:10,570 --> 00:27:11,890 You know who it is 403 00:27:11,890 --> 00:27:14,530 I've sacked a quarterback 23 times 404 00:27:14,530 --> 00:27:15,730 I've sacked that franchise 405 00:27:15,730 --> 00:27:17,110 25-26 times 406 00:27:17,110 --> 00:27:19,870 Matt Ryan over Atlanta Falcons 407 00:27:19,870 --> 00:27:20,530 Yeah 408 00:27:21,870 --> 00:27:23,650 I may have a new one though 409 00:27:23,650 --> 00:27:24,710 Matt retired 410 00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:27,830 My first sack was Cam Newton back in the Gap 411 00:27:27,830 --> 00:27:28,370 2011 412 00:27:28,370 --> 00:27:30,850 I just sacked the young buck 413 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:31,570 Cam Ward 414 00:27:32,170 --> 00:27:34,710 Maybe we switch out Cam for a Cam to a Cam 415 00:27:34,710 --> 00:27:35,610 Cam for a Cam 416 00:27:36,150 --> 00:27:37,570 Cam for a Cam to a Cam 417 00:27:38,330 --> 00:27:39,410 Good wordplay man 418 00:27:40,430 --> 00:27:41,850 Now we're talking about sacks 419 00:27:41,850 --> 00:27:43,350 Other than get off me 420 00:27:43,350 --> 00:27:45,750 What do quarterbacks say after you sack them 421 00:27:46,510 --> 00:27:48,110 Nothing, quarterbacks are good people 422 00:27:48,110 --> 00:27:51,150 I assume they're like the best people ever 423 00:27:51,150 --> 00:27:52,430 They go home 424 00:27:52,430 --> 00:27:53,770 They're the face of a franchise 425 00:27:53,770 --> 00:27:55,930 They only get hit one day of the week 426 00:27:55,930 --> 00:27:58,010 They're not in the trenches for real 427 00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,830 They go with handshakes 428 00:28:00,830 --> 00:28:02,230 And they get $10,000 for it 429 00:28:02,970 --> 00:28:04,270 They're faces of brands 430 00:28:04,270 --> 00:28:05,670 Brand ambassador type people 431 00:28:05,670 --> 00:28:07,330 So the one day they get hit 432 00:28:07,330 --> 00:28:08,530 You know who gets cursed out 433 00:28:08,530 --> 00:28:10,010 The opposite line 434 00:28:10,850 --> 00:28:13,010 How dare you hit my 435 00:28:13,010 --> 00:28:15,410 My perfect child 436 00:28:16,130 --> 00:28:17,490 So they don't 437 00:28:17,490 --> 00:28:19,050 It doesn't matter what they say 438 00:28:19,050 --> 00:28:20,070 They're really good people 439 00:28:21,310 --> 00:28:23,290 They don't really want action 440 00:28:23,290 --> 00:28:24,610 They don't want the smoke 441 00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:27,010 You see quarterbacks 442 00:28:27,010 --> 00:28:29,130 They get upset and guess who runs to their aid 443 00:28:29,130 --> 00:28:29,890 The whole team 444 00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:33,410 Joey B says 445 00:28:33,410 --> 00:28:34,550 Hey you and guess what 446 00:28:34,550 --> 00:28:37,530 Jamar Chase, T Higgins and the whole opposite line 447 00:28:37,530 --> 00:28:39,270 And maybe some goons from the stands 448 00:28:39,270 --> 00:28:40,390 They all come through 449 00:28:40,390 --> 00:28:42,270 It'll be everybody but the quarterbacks 450 00:28:43,530 --> 00:28:44,590 They're solid people 451 00:28:44,590 --> 00:28:47,610 Of the four remaining quarterbacks 452 00:28:47,610 --> 00:28:49,170 Who is the most sackable 453 00:28:50,670 --> 00:28:51,750 The most sackable 454 00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:53,190 You probably say Sam Darnold 455 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,490 We got a new quarterback 456 00:28:54,490 --> 00:28:56,090 I don't even know who he is 457 00:28:57,210 --> 00:28:57,690 Stidham 458 00:28:59,670 --> 00:29:00,930 They said his name 459 00:29:00,930 --> 00:29:01,370 And I said wait 460 00:29:02,610 --> 00:29:03,390 Who is it 461 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:08,690 Which team do you hate the most 462 00:29:08,690 --> 00:29:10,590 And why is it the Falcons 463 00:29:11,730 --> 00:29:12,210 Yes 464 00:29:13,770 --> 00:29:15,070 The Falcons baby 465 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:18,050 It's in the name 466 00:29:18,050 --> 00:29:19,130 The Falcants 467 00:29:19,130 --> 00:29:20,530 We ain't gonna take a whole lot of this 468 00:29:20,530 --> 00:29:22,850 You asked me the question 469 00:29:22,850 --> 00:29:24,030 So I was just trying to help you 470 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:25,410 I don't even hate them 471 00:29:25,410 --> 00:29:26,690 It's a rivalry 472 00:29:26,690 --> 00:29:29,730 I didn't understand it when I first got there 473 00:29:29,730 --> 00:29:30,990 And now I feel it 474 00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:33,170 It's a friendly rivalry 475 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:37,370 Everybody in Atlanta loves New Orleans 476 00:29:37,370 --> 00:29:38,950 It's a black destination 477 00:29:40,990 --> 00:29:41,650 It's fun 478 00:29:41,650 --> 00:29:42,810 It's vice versa 479 00:29:43,690 --> 00:29:45,210 So fans love to complain 480 00:29:45,210 --> 00:29:45,990 About the refs 481 00:29:45,990 --> 00:29:47,770 Which is one of your favorite 482 00:29:47,770 --> 00:29:50,070 And what did you get them for Christmas 483 00:29:51,130 --> 00:29:52,270 Refs I have offered 484 00:29:52,270 --> 00:29:53,910 To buy them glasses before 485 00:29:53,910 --> 00:29:54,690 Oh 486 00:29:57,470 --> 00:29:58,110 That's fair 487 00:29:58,110 --> 00:29:58,970 Doesn't see right 36050

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