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(Transcrito por TurboScribe.ai. Atualize para Ilimitado para remover esta mensagem.) The Broncos are heading to the AFC championship without quarterback Bo Nix because of an injury

So they're bringing in the backup Jared Stidham turns out tonight

Kevin Hart is also out because he got a little cold. So we're bringing in his backup the homie kale Mitchell

Welcome to good sports home of the good sports. Can I host your show, please? Yes

Ladies and gentlemen, Kel Mitchell is in the building. Thank you very much

Thank you for stepping in I am Kenan Thompson here on good sports

Just like in professional sports people end up on the injured reserve list. So unfortunately, mr. Kevin Hart is under the weather

Feel better man fair and I'm over the moon because that means that I get to host with my best amigo. That's amazing

Cal is stepping in we are very excited about it. Are you ready to do this game? Absolutely not good

Let's just get into this week's top stories. This is out the gate

What a national championship game by the way, Indiana completed their undefeated season

Thanks to incredible heroics like this fourth down run by Indiana quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner Fernando Mendoza look at him

Get to the eighth

Yeah, that was that was great I was wow ready yeah Mendoza ran through more obstacles than Gronk at a spelling bee

Is that a quarterback sneak know a quarterback sneak in Florida is when you shoplift crab legs from Publix

All right, the Bears came up short against the Rams in overtime, but this past did not

Unbelievable, you know when the Pope saw that pass he was like in the name of the Father and the Son and the holy shit

Did you see that?

Well, if you read the Bible, you know comebacks are part of the story. It's very true. It's in the book of Matthew Stafford

Congrats to the Rams

Try not to get crucified by the Seahawks on Sunday. Yeah, you know as a diehard Bears fan, okay

Man it hurt bad man, but we have our superstitions, but this lady she takes the cake

There are other witches who support the Bears

But I'm the only one that I think has come out and said that the Bears which I think I ran up against in

Green Bay which last game and was like well, no, I've done a spell and you guys are gonna lose

I was like, oh no, that's not gonna work

Sure Wow

After the game she was burned at the stake well

She's playing with fire. Yeah, where'd she get that hat at man? Yeah at the witch store

Emerald City leads

No, I love a postgame interview

You get to hear what the winning player was thinking like the kicker who won the game for the Rams

We talked free gaming. You said I'm used to these elements. This is backyard football

What was it like in that moment?

Shoot that's what we do it man. That's why we do it. That's Charlie

He's the Missy Elliott of the Rams he flipped it and reversed it

The Patriots are back wait, we can't just move on we can't what happened

Let's see cuz he was he was talking funny right but why

Was the audio off or something? Like that was his voice

This message

The Patriots are back and they got a booty. Yeah, that just won't quit

Anderson coming off the edge may steps into it takes a shot down

Haven't seen a one-handed ball grab like that since Drake leaked the video of himself on the plane. So I heard

Next week the Patriots take on the Broncos the last time these two met in the playoffs

It was Tom Brady versus Peyton Manning and Bill Belichick's girlfriend and finally slept through the night

On Sunday the bill suffered a heartbreaking overtime loss to the Broncos after the game Josh Allen was in his feelings

That's extremely difficult

Tonight

Well, look look here y'all. Okay, you might think we're gonna make jokes about that. Well, we're not okay

We're not yeah, man. A man crying is not funny. No, I mean

For too long have we demonized emotional expression and men?

No joke from us

Let's check in with what else Josh Allen had to say

No

Hey

That's pain coming forth. That's pain. Oh

I'm sorry. Sorry. We saw because yeah, shout out to Josh Allen. Yeah, it must have been a very hairy moment

It's true. And then I know this the season is so long. Yeah, such a tough league. He's had it tough

That's true, you know getting there right to the edge of it every single time and not getting over that hump

Send them all the love in the world. You've got a beautiful wife and family on the way

So he's got great things to look forward to. Fortunately, we did have a good laugh at his expense just now

The Diva Buffalo game has some controversy with this plate

Pick it up and they go deep down the field

Does he have a case that's the question Jean no, I don't think he does Jim

I just don't think cooks really has firm possession of the football when both players hit the ground. Oh

Yeah, this is a tough call. Everybody is split on the decision, but you know what they say the ball don't lie

So we wanted the truth and we went straight to the source, please. Welcome the ball from that plate

All right, hey, what's that what's a ball how you doing? Hey, man, I'm doing great man. What's your one?

Well, what did you think of the play you were there was it a pick or a completion

Who the fuck are you? Hey

Hey, you don't look like Kevin Hart to me. I'm trying to get me to talk man. I'm not about that man

I ain't seen nothing. I ain't hearing nothing. All right

Ball, he's just feeling in. This is Cal Mitchell. This is my good good brother my friend

Yeah, the whole reason that we invited you here was to get your take on this play

Now I want a lawyer man. It's feel like a setup

I

Like this, but ball. No, this is not a setup. Okay, you're not in any trouble. Trust me

Never trust someone who says trust me

Y'all know it's real in these fields man, and I ain't no stitch. Yeah, I talked to you. I might get popped

Well, it's true stitches do get stitches, yeah

Yeah, all right, well if you can't help us within you just gonna have to bounce

Wow, man

That's really insensitive

I'm a football and you know, my bounce is all fucked up. I

Can't do anything about it, man. I'll be flying all over the place. I'm sorry about that

Well, give me $50 and I'll tell you about the play

No, get out of here. You're greedy as ball about 25 the ball everybody

Oh

Now that NIL is legal uncle Luke can finally promote Miami football again the fly looks like a to live crew lyrics

Don't ask me. Don't call me. Oh, don't text me. I can't help you

That's the best

Pelican superstar Zion Williamson had a late start to the season coming off the bench this December

But he returned back to the starting lineup this week with the bang

That's nice the boy got hop he got hops man, I think it's safe to say Zion's back let's watch another show stopper

Oh

Yeah, I guess Zion is not back

Yep

NBA coach has to be a lot of things to his players a father figure a teacher a friend a mentor and most importantly a

mine, there is a foul called

There's lead by 15. We don't go to the line

That's how I look at my wife when I want to leave the party I'm like

No

You know what happened Ursula took his beautiful voice so he could coach on land

We will be right back

And now it's time for another who said it Aaron Rodgers or mr.

Rodgers you have to wake up every day and look in the mirror and you want to be proud of the person who's looking back

at you the answer is

Aaron Rodgers

Often when you think you're at the end of something you're at the beginning of something else

the answer

Mr. Rodgers, I believe what I said was I am immunized

That was mr. Rodgers. Mr. Aaron Rodgers

How did you do

All right

Our next guest is an Emmy Award winning actress actor and host and author a singer a producer

One of the most charismatic people on earth check out our new show the birds coming to Peacock on February 8th

Please welcome Kiki Palmer

Y'all know I live for being able to be y'all company you guys are just so iconic I cannot

Be you now the Super Bowl is coming up. Yeah, what do you got planned? I'm gonna be there

to my NBC Universal family

Be sitting up in there, you know celebrating like you know, I am sad about the Bears, but I'm just celebrating whoever yeah

I gotta be honest whenever there's a sporting event. I'm there for the food and the vibes facts

Yeah, and when they say ooh, I just jump in I take the social cues. Oh

Okay

Yeah, I saw it uh-huh

Yeah, I feel you now rumor is though

You try to get on stage with Susan Kendrick at the Super Bowl halftime show last year. What was that?

Can I be little mama for once?

I'm about to say what happened. They just you know, I got backstage

But then like, you know, I have my red look on too

She had the red look on I thought maybe we'd do a little one of them days like, oh, right

Me out and everything but I still kept I kept the cool they dragged you out. They dragged me about it

Wow, I can't believe it. I'm like, it's me. I said, you know

That made me think about hot chick, I remember

Hot chicks, I love a hot chick reference. Come on, man

All right. Now we have it on good authority that bad bunny watches every episode of good sports. Yeah

So make your case to get on the bad bunny stage right now

Man, you know me you remember we was kicking it with JLo at the Met Gala

We had a vibe me and you was talking. I complimented your fit. We went down memory lane, you know JLo my girl

She's your girl

I

Can do better but just you saw that you see

A

Couple of years ago you announced your pregnancy in your SNL monologue. Okay anything you want to announce it?

I

Have nothing

No, there's no big announcement other than that

I'm so glad to be reunited because also on SNL we got to do that

I was living out my dream

In case y'all don't know when Kiki hosted Saturday Night Live

We did a sketch called Kenan and Kelly where Kiki played Kelly

Yes, Kale's role and then Kale came and did a cameo as himself, but Kelly shot him

I cannot

You a versatile actress, I mean you played everything from an angry bird to a quarterback

Clearly you're an authority on both sports and acting so let's play a game

Yeah

We will show you a photo of an NFL quarterback

Mm-hmm, and you will tell us who you would cast to play them in the movie. Okay, we'll tell you who we pick

Okay, first up. We have Trevor Lawrence. Who would you cast to play him in the movie?

Go ahead put a wig on Glen Powell Glen Powell

Okay, but we actually thought Trevor should be played by Julia sounds

Like that

Love you, Julia. Yes. Next up. We got Justin Fields who should play Justin Fields. Give me a little information on him

Well, he played football

Yeah, he was the Bears quarterback, that's right

Oh my gosh, this is tough. I'm gonna go ahead and say you guys ever seen that show BNF? Yeah, my boy DaVinci

Oh, I know DaVinci. I can see DaVinci. I like DaVinci. He good. I can see him playing that role

Okay, interesting take, interesting take. We thought that he would be played by

the Gelfling from the Dark Crystal

And what did he do to y'all?

How about Saints QB Spencer Rattler, okay, who would you guess? You know who ain't seen in a minute?

Okay, zero from hoes

Cuz that'll be like wow

MPI to the T. What is that you smelling dog? That's me. I don't take showers and I don't brush my teeth

That's all I do is dig holes eat and sleep. There is no lake. There is no place

I love that movie

I love that movie

Is that because he's a Disney person as well?

That movie is iconic

You know, it's like a little, you know

It was saying some stuff

I like that movie

I'm about to make me go home and watch that

Shout out to Cleo

We actually thought the perfect person to play Spencer is Ronald McDonald

Guys, guys

This feels like a court, this is a court memory unlock

Because I haven't did they retire Ronald? Do we be around still?

They got a little weird

They used to always have Ronald around

They got a little weird with Ronald

They removed him

They had to push Ronald to the side

All of them

I think that clown started getting

There was a lot of clown propaganda

They turned everybody against him

Them clowns

That hair

He is kind of spooky

What about Sam Darnold?

Sam Darnold

Who could play this role?

What is this actor's name?

He has red hair

He's always playing a serious type of role

He's kind of like

Look at everybody

Any sort of context

Huh?

Jesse Clemons

Jesse Clemons

Clemons with a P

Did I describe it a little bit right?

Because he does play those roles

Where he's like

What he do?

Well not even close

Sam is going to be played by

This Ikea lamp

Oh

Come on man

Let's see how that's going to work

That's going to be difficult because you know nobody can put their stuff together

Why do they make it so hard to put their materials together?

That's what Ikea is famous for

It take me so long

Thanks for playing Kiki

If you ever want to add casting director

To your resume

We got your back girl

You do it all

Check her out on the Burbs

February 8th on Peacock

It is available right here on Prime

Kiki Palmer everybody

Fantastic

Now it's time for

Good Sports Birthday Cards

Today's birthday is

JJ McCarthy

Happy Birthday JJ

I still can't believe you're the Vikings quarterback

Like how could you?

Signed your childhood Bears jersey

Dear JJ

Happy Birthday from a fellow NFL quarterback

Tried to throw you a party

But it got intercepted

Four times

Sincerely, CJ Stroud

Happy Birthday JJ

Don't listen to the haters

I'm your biggest fan

Some might say

I'm your only fan

Nothing wrong with that

Love, Sharone Moore

Alright, Michael Jordan, Tom Brady

Simone Biles

We call them GOATs because we have the analytics

To support their greatness

That's right, if a tree falls in the woods

And no one hears it, does it count?

Not if that tree didn't call a bank

What we're trying to say is that stats and facts

Are important, so now

We're gonna read you some fun facts and crazy stats

In a segment called Factin' Up

Factin' Up

The average life of a single baseball

In the MLB

Is five to seven pitches

Holy shit, them things is alive

Brett Favre's first completion in the NFL

Was to himself

His last completion was that volleyball center

At Southern Mississippi

In 2017

Milwaukee Bucks' Tony Snell

Had zero points

Zero rebounds

Zero steals

Zero assists

And zero blocks

In 28 minutes

Against the Jazz

This earned Snell the nickname

Mr. Bad at Basketball

The first time the Jets played the Eagles

Was 1973

The first time they beat the Eagles

Was in 2023

The only joke here is the Jets

The average wingspan of a heavyweight boxer

Is 76 to 85 inches

The average IQ

Is somewhere between Jake

And Logan Paul

At 48 years old

Raiders quarterback

George Blander was the oldest player

In NFL history

He also holds the NFL record for largest box

Of old charging cords

I keep a lot of charging cords too

You got to

In his lengthy career

Nolan Ryan struck out seven pairs

Of fathers and sons

That's nothing

Compared to how many fathers and sons

Larson Pippen took down

Snap

Homegirl be getting it in

That was facting up I guess

That's it

Fact it up

Our next guest

Is an eight time pro bowler

And a member of the 2010's all decade team

He just finished his 15th

Season with the New Orleans Saints

Boo

Yah

Where he had ten and a half sacks

Here are some of his best

Moments

Single high safety and the man to man coverage

And here comes the pressure

And he has sacks

Battered ball by the Saints

As he's to throw

From the pocket getting harassed

And he's going to be sacked again

Cam Jordan now ten and a half sacks

This season

Please welcome Cam Jordan

What's up sir

Thank you for being here

I appreciate you

I heard Boo on Atlanta

Man he's got bad taste

Born there born into it

Alright can you explain

You have a stack ten and a half sacks

What is a half sack

Well

Besides an unfortunate situation

No doubt

You have half a sack

Hopefully it's full

It took a minute I was like

A half sack

Is where of course you know like

As you're hitting a quarterback

One of your friends decides to join in

Just like that in any situation

You're like no it's mine

I think that's called an Eiffel Tower

And then you can

I read that

Somewhere

But then you can send the tape in

And fight for it

Playing for New Orleans for so long

Have you ever had

Like a long like a Mardi Gras night

Or like just a night that just got

Completely out of hand

I was young once

Man

I don't know about 9 in the morning

But you know there has been

Some Mardi Gras times you do the float

You know you throw beads

People then catch beads

And in your first Mardi Gras

That's it

They catch the bead and that's it

Sometimes you have special beads

And then you see special breeds

You know what I'm saying

Yeah

That's going to be a t-shirt

Two of them

Special breeds

Once you get off

There and then you go to Bourbon

Next thing you know you got a hurricane

And you may have a hand grenade and those are drinks by the way

Do you see Arch Manning

Playing for the Saints in the future

I see Tyler Shook

Balling out of control in the near future

And then

I'm going to stick around

For my future QB1

So I don't have to answer that question

Hopefully

Who is your favorite quarterback to sack

You know who it is

I've sacked a quarterback 23 times

I've sacked that franchise

25-26 times

Matt Ryan over Atlanta Falcons

Yeah

I may have a new one though

Matt retired

My first sack was Cam Newton back in the Gap

2011

I just sacked the young buck

Cam Ward

Maybe we switch out Cam for a Cam to a Cam

Cam for a Cam

Cam for a Cam to a Cam

Good wordplay man

Now we're talking about sacks

Other than get off me

What do quarterbacks say after you sack them

Nothing, quarterbacks are good people

I assume they're like the best people ever

They go home

They're the face of a franchise

They only get hit one day of the week

They're not in the trenches for real

They go with handshakes

And they get $10,000 for it

They're faces of brands

Brand ambassador type people

So the one day they get hit

You know who gets cursed out

The opposite line

How dare you hit my

My perfect child

So they don't

It doesn't matter what they say

They're really good people

They don't really want action

They don't want the smoke

You see quarterbacks

They get upset and guess who runs to their aid

The whole team

Joey B says

Hey you and guess what

Jamar Chase, T Higgins and the whole opposite line

And maybe some goons from the stands

They all come through

It'll be everybody but the quarterbacks

They're solid people

Of the four remaining quarterbacks

Who is the most sackable

The most sackable

You probably say Sam Darnold

We got a new quarterback

I don't even know who he is

Stidham

They said his name

And I said wait

Who is it

Which team do you hate the most

And why is it the Falcons

Yes

The Falcons baby

It's in the name

The Falcants

We ain't gonna take a whole lot of this

You asked me the question

So I was just trying to help you

I don't even hate them

It's a rivalry

I didn't understand it when I first got there

And now I feel it

It's a friendly rivalry

Everybody in Atlanta loves New Orleans

It's a black destination

It's fun

It's vice versa

So fans love to complain

About the refs

Which is one of your favorite

And what did you get them for Christmas

Refs I have offered

To buy them glasses before

Oh

That's fair

Doesn't see right