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(Transcrito por TurboScribe.ai. Atualize para Ilimitado para remover esta mensagem.) The Broncos are heading to the AFC championship without quarterback Bo Nix because of an injury
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So they're bringing in the backup Jared Stidham turns out tonight
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Kevin Hart is also out because he got a little cold. So we're bringing in his backup the homie kale Mitchell
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Welcome to good sports home of the good sports. Can I host your show, please? Yes
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Ladies and gentlemen, Kel Mitchell is in the building. Thank you very much
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Thank you for stepping in I am Kenan Thompson here on good sports
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Just like in professional sports people end up on the injured reserve list. So unfortunately, mr. Kevin Hart is under the weather
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Feel better man fair and I'm over the moon because that means that I get to host with my best amigo. That's amazing
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Cal is stepping in we are very excited about it. Are you ready to do this game? Absolutely not good
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Let's just get into this week's top stories. This is out the gate
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What a national championship game by the way, Indiana completed their undefeated season
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Thanks to incredible heroics like this fourth down run by Indiana quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner Fernando Mendoza look at him
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Get to the eighth
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Yeah, that was that was great I was wow ready yeah Mendoza ran through more obstacles than Gronk at a spelling bee
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Is that a quarterback sneak know a quarterback sneak in Florida is when you shoplift crab legs from Publix
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All right, the Bears came up short against the Rams in overtime, but this past did not
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Unbelievable, you know when the Pope saw that pass he was like in the name of the Father and the Son and the holy shit
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Did you see that?
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Well, if you read the Bible, you know comebacks are part of the story. It's very true. It's in the book of Matthew Stafford
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Congrats to the Rams
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Try not to get crucified by the Seahawks on Sunday. Yeah, you know as a diehard Bears fan, okay
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Man it hurt bad man, but we have our superstitions, but this lady she takes the cake
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There are other witches who support the Bears
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But I'm the only one that I think has come out and said that the Bears which I think I ran up against in
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Green Bay which last game and was like well, no, I've done a spell and you guys are gonna lose
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I was like, oh no, that's not gonna work
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Sure Wow
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After the game she was burned at the stake well
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She's playing with fire. Yeah, where'd she get that hat at man? Yeah at the witch store
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Emerald City leads
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No, I love a postgame interview
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You get to hear what the winning player was thinking like the kicker who won the game for the Rams
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We talked free gaming. You said I'm used to these elements. This is backyard football
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What was it like in that moment?
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Shoot that's what we do it man. That's why we do it. That's Charlie
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He's the Missy Elliott of the Rams he flipped it and reversed it
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The Patriots are back wait, we can't just move on we can't what happened
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Let's see cuz he was he was talking funny right but why
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Was the audio off or something? Like that was his voice
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This message
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The Patriots are back and they got a booty. Yeah, that just won't quit
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Anderson coming off the edge may steps into it takes a shot down
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Haven't seen a one-handed ball grab like that since Drake leaked the video of himself on the plane. So I heard
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Next week the Patriots take on the Broncos the last time these two met in the playoffs
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It was Tom Brady versus Peyton Manning and Bill Belichick's girlfriend and finally slept through the night
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On Sunday the bill suffered a heartbreaking overtime loss to the Broncos after the game Josh Allen was in his feelings
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That's extremely difficult
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Tonight
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Well, look look here y'all. Okay, you might think we're gonna make jokes about that. Well, we're not okay
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We're not yeah, man. A man crying is not funny. No, I mean
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For too long have we demonized emotional expression and men?
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No joke from us
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Let's check in with what else Josh Allen had to say
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No
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Hey
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That's pain coming forth. That's pain. Oh
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I'm sorry. Sorry. We saw because yeah, shout out to Josh Allen. Yeah, it must have been a very hairy moment
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It's true. And then I know this the season is so long. Yeah, such a tough league. He's had it tough
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That's true, you know getting there right to the edge of it every single time and not getting over that hump
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Send them all the love in the world. You've got a beautiful wife and family on the way
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So he's got great things to look forward to. Fortunately, we did have a good laugh at his expense just now
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The Diva Buffalo game has some controversy with this plate
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Pick it up and they go deep down the field
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Does he have a case that's the question Jean no, I don't think he does Jim
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I just don't think cooks really has firm possession of the football when both players hit the ground. Oh
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Yeah, this is a tough call. Everybody is split on the decision, but you know what they say the ball don't lie
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So we wanted the truth and we went straight to the source, please. Welcome the ball from that plate
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All right, hey, what's that what's a ball how you doing? Hey, man, I'm doing great man. What's your one?
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Well, what did you think of the play you were there was it a pick or a completion
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Who the fuck are you? Hey
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Hey, you don't look like Kevin Hart to me. I'm trying to get me to talk man. I'm not about that man
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I ain't seen nothing. I ain't hearing nothing. All right
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Ball, he's just feeling in. This is Cal Mitchell. This is my good good brother my friend
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Yeah, the whole reason that we invited you here was to get your take on this play
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Now I want a lawyer man. It's feel like a setup
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I
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Like this, but ball. No, this is not a setup. Okay, you're not in any trouble. Trust me
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Never trust someone who says trust me
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Y'all know it's real in these fields man, and I ain't no stitch. Yeah, I talked to you. I might get popped
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Well, it's true stitches do get stitches, yeah
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Yeah, all right, well if you can't help us within you just gonna have to bounce
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Wow, man
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That's really insensitive
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I'm a football and you know, my bounce is all fucked up. I
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Can't do anything about it, man. I'll be flying all over the place. I'm sorry about that
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Well, give me $50 and I'll tell you about the play
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No, get out of here. You're greedy as ball about 25 the ball everybody
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Oh
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Now that NIL is legal uncle Luke can finally promote Miami football again the fly looks like a to live crew lyrics
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Don't ask me. Don't call me. Oh, don't text me. I can't help you
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That's the best
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Pelican superstar Zion Williamson had a late start to the season coming off the bench this December
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But he returned back to the starting lineup this week with the bang
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That's nice the boy got hop he got hops man, I think it's safe to say Zion's back let's watch another show stopper
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Oh
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Yeah, I guess Zion is not back
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Yep
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NBA coach has to be a lot of things to his players a father figure a teacher a friend a mentor and most importantly a
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mine, there is a foul called
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There's lead by 15. We don't go to the line
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That's how I look at my wife when I want to leave the party I'm like
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No
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You know what happened Ursula took his beautiful voice so he could coach on land
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We will be right back
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And now it's time for another who said it Aaron Rodgers or mr.
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Rodgers you have to wake up every day and look in the mirror and you want to be proud of the person who's looking back
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at you the answer is
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Aaron Rodgers
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Often when you think you're at the end of something you're at the beginning of something else
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the answer
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Mr. Rodgers, I believe what I said was I am immunized
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That was mr. Rodgers. Mr. Aaron Rodgers
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How did you do
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All right
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Our next guest is an Emmy Award winning actress actor and host and author a singer a producer
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One of the most charismatic people on earth check out our new show the birds coming to Peacock on February 8th
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Please welcome Kiki Palmer
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Y'all know I live for being able to be y'all company you guys are just so iconic I cannot
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Be you now the Super Bowl is coming up. Yeah, what do you got planned? I'm gonna be there
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to my NBC Universal family
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Be sitting up in there, you know celebrating like you know, I am sad about the Bears, but I'm just celebrating whoever yeah
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I gotta be honest whenever there's a sporting event. I'm there for the food and the vibes facts
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Yeah, and when they say ooh, I just jump in I take the social cues. Oh
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Okay
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Yeah, I saw it uh-huh
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Yeah, I feel you now rumor is though
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You try to get on stage with Susan Kendrick at the Super Bowl halftime show last year. What was that?
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Can I be little mama for once?
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I'm about to say what happened. They just you know, I got backstage
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But then like, you know, I have my red look on too
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She had the red look on I thought maybe we'd do a little one of them days like, oh, right
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Me out and everything but I still kept I kept the cool they dragged you out. They dragged me about it
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Wow, I can't believe it. I'm like, it's me. I said, you know
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That made me think about hot chick, I remember
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Hot chicks, I love a hot chick reference. Come on, man
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All right. Now we have it on good authority that bad bunny watches every episode of good sports. Yeah
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So make your case to get on the bad bunny stage right now
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Man, you know me you remember we was kicking it with JLo at the Met Gala
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We had a vibe me and you was talking. I complimented your fit. We went down memory lane, you know JLo my girl
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She's your girl
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I
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Can do better but just you saw that you see
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Couple of years ago you announced your pregnancy in your SNL monologue. Okay anything you want to announce it?
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Have nothing
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No, there's no big announcement other than that
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I'm so glad to be reunited because also on SNL we got to do that
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I was living out my dream
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In case y'all don't know when Kiki hosted Saturday Night Live
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We did a sketch called Kenan and Kelly where Kiki played Kelly
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Yes, Kale's role and then Kale came and did a cameo as himself, but Kelly shot him
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I cannot
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You a versatile actress, I mean you played everything from an angry bird to a quarterback
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Clearly you're an authority on both sports and acting so let's play a game
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Yeah
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We will show you a photo of an NFL quarterback
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Mm-hmm, and you will tell us who you would cast to play them in the movie. Okay, we'll tell you who we pick
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Okay, first up. We have Trevor Lawrence. Who would you cast to play him in the movie?
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Go ahead put a wig on Glen Powell Glen Powell
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Okay, but we actually thought Trevor should be played by Julia sounds
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Like that
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Love you, Julia. Yes. Next up. We got Justin Fields who should play Justin Fields. Give me a little information on him
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Well, he played football
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Yeah, he was the Bears quarterback, that's right
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Oh my gosh, this is tough. I'm gonna go ahead and say you guys ever seen that show BNF? Yeah, my boy DaVinci
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Oh, I know DaVinci. I can see DaVinci. I like DaVinci. He good. I can see him playing that role
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Okay, interesting take, interesting take. We thought that he would be played by
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the Gelfling from the Dark Crystal
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And what did he do to y'all?
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How about Saints QB Spencer Rattler, okay, who would you guess? You know who ain't seen in a minute?
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Okay, zero from hoes
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Cuz that'll be like wow
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MPI to the T. What is that you smelling dog? That's me. I don't take showers and I don't brush my teeth
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That's all I do is dig holes eat and sleep. There is no lake. There is no place
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I love that movie
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I love that movie
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Is that because he's a Disney person as well?
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That movie is iconic
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You know, it's like a little, you know
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It was saying some stuff
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I like that movie
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I'm about to make me go home and watch that
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Shout out to Cleo
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We actually thought the perfect person to play Spencer is Ronald McDonald
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Guys, guys
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This feels like a court, this is a court memory unlock
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Because I haven't did they retire Ronald? Do we be around still?
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They got a little weird
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They used to always have Ronald around
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They got a little weird with Ronald
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They removed him
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They had to push Ronald to the side
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All of them
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I think that clown started getting
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There was a lot of clown propaganda
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They turned everybody against him
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Them clowns
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That hair
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He is kind of spooky
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What about Sam Darnold?
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Sam Darnold
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Who could play this role?
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What is this actor's name?
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He has red hair
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He's always playing a serious type of role
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He's kind of like
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Look at everybody
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Any sort of context
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Huh?
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Jesse Clemons
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Jesse Clemons
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Clemons with a P
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Did I describe it a little bit right?
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Because he does play those roles
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Where he's like
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What he do?
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Well not even close
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Sam is going to be played by
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This Ikea lamp
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Oh
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Come on man
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Let's see how that's going to work
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That's going to be difficult because you know nobody can put their stuff together
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Why do they make it so hard to put their materials together?
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That's what Ikea is famous for
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It take me so long
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Thanks for playing Kiki
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If you ever want to add casting director
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To your resume
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We got your back girl
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You do it all
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Check her out on the Burbs
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February 8th on Peacock
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It is available right here on Prime
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Kiki Palmer everybody
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Fantastic
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Now it's time for
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Good Sports Birthday Cards
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Today's birthday is
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JJ McCarthy
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Happy Birthday JJ
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I still can't believe you're the Vikings quarterback
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Like how could you?
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Signed your childhood Bears jersey
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Dear JJ
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Happy Birthday from a fellow NFL quarterback
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Tried to throw you a party
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But it got intercepted
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Four times
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Sincerely, CJ Stroud
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Happy Birthday JJ
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Don't listen to the haters
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I'm your biggest fan
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Some might say
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I'm your only fan
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Nothing wrong with that
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Love, Sharone Moore
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Alright, Michael Jordan, Tom Brady
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Simone Biles
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We call them GOATs because we have the analytics
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To support their greatness
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That's right, if a tree falls in the woods
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And no one hears it, does it count?
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Not if that tree didn't call a bank
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What we're trying to say is that stats and facts
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Are important, so now
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We're gonna read you some fun facts and crazy stats
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In a segment called Factin' Up
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Factin' Up
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The average life of a single baseball
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In the MLB
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Is five to seven pitches
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Holy shit, them things is alive
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Brett Favre's first completion in the NFL
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Was to himself
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His last completion was that volleyball center
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At Southern Mississippi
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In 2017
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Milwaukee Bucks' Tony Snell
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Had zero points
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Zero rebounds
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Zero steals
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Zero assists
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And zero blocks
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In 28 minutes
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Against the Jazz
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This earned Snell the nickname
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Mr. Bad at Basketball
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The first time the Jets played the Eagles
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Was 1973
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The first time they beat the Eagles
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Was in 2023
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The only joke here is the Jets
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The average wingspan of a heavyweight boxer
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Is 76 to 85 inches
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The average IQ
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Is somewhere between Jake
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And Logan Paul
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At 48 years old
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Raiders quarterback
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George Blander was the oldest player
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In NFL history
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He also holds the NFL record for largest box
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Of old charging cords
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I keep a lot of charging cords too
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You got to
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In his lengthy career
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Nolan Ryan struck out seven pairs
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Of fathers and sons
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That's nothing
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Compared to how many fathers and sons
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Larson Pippen took down
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Snap
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Homegirl be getting it in
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That was facting up I guess
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That's it
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Fact it up
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Our next guest
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Is an eight time pro bowler
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And a member of the 2010's all decade team
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He just finished his 15th
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Season with the New Orleans Saints
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Boo
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Yah
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Where he had ten and a half sacks
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Here are some of his best
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Moments
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Single high safety and the man to man coverage
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And here comes the pressure
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And he has sacks
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Battered ball by the Saints
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As he's to throw
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From the pocket getting harassed
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And he's going to be sacked again
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Cam Jordan now ten and a half sacks
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This season
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Please welcome Cam Jordan
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What's up sir
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Thank you for being here
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I appreciate you
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I heard Boo on Atlanta
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Man he's got bad taste
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Born there born into it
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Alright can you explain
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You have a stack ten and a half sacks
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What is a half sack
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Well
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Besides an unfortunate situation
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No doubt
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You have half a sack
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Hopefully it's full
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It took a minute I was like
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A half sack
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Is where of course you know like
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As you're hitting a quarterback
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One of your friends decides to join in
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Just like that in any situation
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You're like no it's mine
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I think that's called an Eiffel Tower
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And then you can
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I read that
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Somewhere
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But then you can send the tape in
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And fight for it
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Playing for New Orleans for so long
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Have you ever had
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Like a long like a Mardi Gras night
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Or like just a night that just got
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Completely out of hand
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I was young once
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Man
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I don't know about 9 in the morning
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But you know there has been
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Some Mardi Gras times you do the float
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You know you throw beads
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People then catch beads
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And in your first Mardi Gras
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That's it
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They catch the bead and that's it
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Sometimes you have special beads
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And then you see special breeds
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You know what I'm saying
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Yeah
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That's going to be a t-shirt
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Two of them
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Special breeds
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Once you get off
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There and then you go to Bourbon
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Next thing you know you got a hurricane
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And you may have a hand grenade and those are drinks by the way
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Do you see Arch Manning
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Playing for the Saints in the future
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I see Tyler Shook
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Balling out of control in the near future
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And then
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I'm going to stick around
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For my future QB1
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So I don't have to answer that question
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Hopefully
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Who is your favorite quarterback to sack
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You know who it is
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I've sacked a quarterback 23 times
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I've sacked that franchise
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25-26 times
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Matt Ryan over Atlanta Falcons
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Yeah
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I may have a new one though
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Matt retired
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My first sack was Cam Newton back in the Gap
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2011
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I just sacked the young buck
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Cam Ward
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Maybe we switch out Cam for a Cam to a Cam
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Cam for a Cam
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Cam for a Cam to a Cam
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Good wordplay man
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Now we're talking about sacks
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Other than get off me
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What do quarterbacks say after you sack them
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Nothing, quarterbacks are good people
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I assume they're like the best people ever
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They go home
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They're the face of a franchise
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They only get hit one day of the week
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They're not in the trenches for real
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They go with handshakes
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And they get $10,000 for it
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They're faces of brands
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Brand ambassador type people
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So the one day they get hit
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You know who gets cursed out
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The opposite line
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How dare you hit my
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My perfect child
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So they don't
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It doesn't matter what they say
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They're really good people
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They don't really want action
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They don't want the smoke
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You see quarterbacks
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They get upset and guess who runs to their aid
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The whole team
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Joey B says
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Hey you and guess what
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Jamar Chase, T Higgins and the whole opposite line
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And maybe some goons from the stands
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They all come through
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It'll be everybody but the quarterbacks
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They're solid people
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Of the four remaining quarterbacks
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Who is the most sackable
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The most sackable
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You probably say Sam Darnold
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We got a new quarterback
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I don't even know who he is
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Stidham
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They said his name
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And I said wait
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Who is it
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Which team do you hate the most
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And why is it the Falcons
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Yes
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The Falcons baby
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It's in the name
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The Falcants
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We ain't gonna take a whole lot of this
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You asked me the question
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So I was just trying to help you
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I don't even hate them
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It's a rivalry
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I didn't understand it when I first got there
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And now I feel it
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It's a friendly rivalry
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Everybody in Atlanta loves New Orleans
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It's a black destination
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It's fun
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It's vice versa
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So fans love to complain
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About the refs
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Which is one of your favorite
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And what did you get them for Christmas
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Refs I have offered
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To buy them glasses before
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Oh
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That's fair
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Doesn't see right
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