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Welcome, Elizabeth Monk.

Now this is a bit as me.

Look at the size of the door.

It's for my ego.

Whoa!

This is me big 3-0.

Nathan's invited everyone.

I've heard you're going back.

Yeah.

I would love to have you there.

Are you coming, yes or no?

I don't know if I can.

There's been a lot of things said, and there's been a lot of things happened,

and he's thought James is going out of his way to try and make me look bad.

James doing an interview.

Apparently, you know, I've got reputation for not speaking to girls very nicely.

Sure.

The interviewer went, oh, what happened?

And I says, one of the lads spoke to my girlfriend not very nicely.

One thing that got to me out of everything you said was,

I'm going to make your life a living hell.

James, have you got it?

Someone's on the way now.

What?

I wonder who else is made Elizabeth.

What?

Here we go.

I feel a little bit on edge at the minute.

Because I don't know who this is going to be.

Oh, my God.

How are you?

Fucking hell, Aaron.

I'm so happy you've made me birthday.

Hi.

How are you?

This is a massive surprise.

I haven't seen Aaron in years.

How are you?

I've been so fucking nervous.

Why?

I don't know.

It's been a long time.

He seems so nervous, bless him.

I feel like it's been such a long time since he's been with us all,

so I can understand why he feels on edge.

Everyone looks amazing, fucking hell.

Are you still with Talia or not?

No.

Are you not?

Single, yeah.

Are you?

Two and a half, yeah.

You look well.

Do I?

It is so good to see Aaron,

but I know what it's like having an ex in the house.

One minute we're all having a laugh,

then all of a sudden your ex is going to be living with you.

It is a bit uncomfortable.

I just hope that Marnie is OK.

So why now?

Why do you feel like it's the right time?

You know, I'm going to be honest,

I watched the last series, right, and I loved it.

I really enjoyed it and I just thought,

you know, we used to have such a good time.

Me and Aaron have got a long history.

Everyone knows that.

Hi!

Hi!

We'd done everything together.

You know what?

The arguments that we had...

You're a fucking shit in my face!

You're a shit in your face!

Fuck off, man, will you?

You fuck off!

Fucking give me a break.

Fuck off!

You take away the romance,

we were best mates over everything.

Do you want to say sorry

for being a bit of a drunk mess last night?

I apologise about today.

It's so good to see you so happy.

You are, like, me best friend, you know that?

One day we'll put all the difference to the side

and it will just work.

Well, hopefully.

That seems like a different life now,

but I'm not going to lie, it's always good to see her.

How about then?

What's been going on?

What's been going on with me?

Always dirty, yes?

Fucking always dirty, Jesus.

Can you believe it?

You come in at... What time is it?

No, like, 19.

No, when she come in, she ask Gaz for a selfie.

LAUGHTER

She did!

She did!

You went, Gaz, I'll take a selfie.

LAUGHTER

I've always rated Aaron as a person.

He's always laughing, he's always joking.

I think he'll be really good energy to bring to the house.

It's so different now.

That's why I watched it, cos I was just like...

See what it's like?

Yeah.

It was pure hell on, pure kick-off still.

Bit of drama, why not?

Can't wait for you to kick off.

LAUGHTER

What's been going on with that?

There's been a lot of things said and, you know, it's...

So is that squashed, though?

No.

Still not?

I got accused of something I never did.

And have you not seen him since, really?

Oh, Jesus.

So what would you want to happen if they come out,

would you just want to squash it and sit and have a talk

or is it too far gone for that?

It's made personal now.

Oh, so...

LAUGHTER

Fucking roll on James coming, yeah?

LAUGHTER

Ricky has got a point, however, there is two sides to every story.

He's gone online and done the exact same thing to James

in retaliation.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Right, listen, it's fucking lovely to see you as old as she is.

Good to have you back, son.

Right, come on, then. Back to the villa, how are you, then?

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Thank you. Bye.

How are you, then? Let's have a little drink.

A little nightcap. Happy birthday.

The big trio.

Woo!

Fucking hell.

Gorgeous, isn't it?

Duck said they're postcards.

How blessed are we?

Too blessed to be stressed.

This villa is amazing.

It's nothing like how we used to live back in the day.

That house was absolutely disgusting.

Used to smell of beer, teetaways and fucking shite.

Right, have I got a bedroom?

It's a big day.

I've decided I'm going to hit the hay,

cos it's a big day tomorrow, isn't it?

Big day, isn't it?

I'm going to love you till I leave you,

cos I want to be fresh tomorrow.

Love to see you, Aaron.

Goodnight, God bless. Love you.

Wow, this is different.

It's the first night in the villa,

and everybody's going to bed.

Bye, goodnight.

Back in the day at this time, we would just be getting started.

I'm actually fucking surprised at how quiet it is.

I was hoping I'd get a proper chat with Marnie,

cos it would be great to catch up.

Maybe I'll get a chance tomorrow.

Oh, what a glorious time to be alive.

Oh!

What you doing there, Abi?

You know, this face gym, it's like a proper thing,

and apparently it's a face gym.

That's called a face gym?

No, but, like, there's a thing called the face gym,

and, like, you go in and go...

Ooh!

Then move all me fella around.

I'm actually surprised at how good it was to have Aaron back.

Yeah, yeah.

I missed his little giggle.

Back in the day, I had a lot of fun with Aaron.

He is this cheeky guy who's a good energy.

And now that we get to do it again as adults,

it's just going to be even better.

You forget how, like, good people were

and how big of a part they played in this house.

I think Marnie and Aaron will actually be OK being around each other.

I know a lot of things happened in the past,

and I know that it wasn't left on the best of notes.

I know from experience after meeting my ex

that it's just good to clear the air.

It would be nice for them to have a conversation.

They're both going to enjoy their time here,

and so there's no awkwardness.

So going out today, then?

Yes.

Where?

Come on, what's your plan?

I think while we're here in Lisbon,

and it's a lot of people's first times,

we should make the most of that.

So I've organised us to go sightseeing.

Don't, don't do that!

Nathan is taking the piss.

I'm not turning 105, love.

We're all going together.

I'm not impressed.

We'll just scout around the area.

Scout around the area?

Is he having a fucking laugh?

Why the fuck has Nathan chose sightseeing?

We've been around the area three times.

I actually know Lisbon like the back of my hand.

I know it better than Newcastle, actually.

You're just going to leave the sightseeing there?

No, thanks, love.

This is an experience for us all,

so we are sticking to the itinerary.

So we're fucking going sightseeing.

We are going out tonight.

OK, well, I'm excited for a day, then.

How's your first night been?

Good, it was nice to relax, wasn't it?

Good, aye.

How are you feeling?

Sweet.

I'm just eager for everyone to get here.

Now you are.

Everyone.

Now you are.

Everyone.

When you're not going in for an argument,

who's going to get your point across?

None of them are going for an argument.

At least you're not lying.

You do not fucking pull the moves that you do

and do what you did

and think you're going to get away with it.

There's not a chance.

Ricky's a very honest person

and I think he's getting so angry

because he's got valid points.

I've only heard one side,

but you wouldn't get that irritated with James

if it was bullshit.

Hopefully I hear ASAP.

Can't wait.

Oh, Ricky, man, fucking hell.

You've got some answering to do, mate, to be honest with you.

I wouldn't fucking miss it for the world.

This is all for your birthday.

Are you happy?

I'm really, really happy.

I absolutely adore and love Chloe.

Me and Chloe did our day one on Drobody Shore together

and I think that's where this love stems from.

The fact that we've been through so much

and we're still best friends says it all.

I'm excited for you to be 30.

I can't wait for, like, the next era of my life.

What do you want it to bring?

You know what it is?

I'm so happy that I started working on myself in my 20s

because I feel like I can go up my 30s thriving.

It's so weird, like, hearing you talk like this.

You've grown up a lot, like.

Can you see a difference in me or not?

Yes, I can.

In what way?

You're not erratic anymore.

I think you have your head screwed all about, yeah?

You talk about your feelings a lot more.

Something's just switched in my brain.

Obviously, I'm no spring chicken now, I'm getting older,

like, I want kids in the next three years.

I do want to start a family,

but I feel like the relationship with my boyfriend

isn't secure enough to start that yet.

It's so hard because, obviously, like, I'm always drawn to him.

Do you love him? Yeah, I do love him.

Do you want to marry him at some point in your life?

I could see myself marrying him,

but there's something in the back of my head, like,

I'm not 100% on.

I'm getting frustrated with myself

because I want kids in the next two or three years.

Yeah, but you're probably getting frustrated because...

I need to know what's going on.

Because you're thinking now you're 30, coming up 30,

you're putting pressure on yourself

that you need to have that done by a certain time.

Yeah, I know. It's a tricky one.

Does Chloe want kids because it's the right time,

or is she just panicking because she's turning 30?

If she's questioning her relationship,

she needs to sort that out

before she even thinks about having little babies.

I think everyone gets panicked when it's like,

I'm turning 30, I need to have my shit together.

I'm 34, I still don't have my shit together,

but I'm still thriving and living.

Yeah, I know, I know.

I need to take a leak out your book.

Come on.

Let's get ready, cos we've got a lot planned today.

Run!

Don't do that, man!

The days have been brighter

I felt less alone

But I...

So I am never letting go

I'm playing with fire

I'm getting so close

Got so much desire

So I am never letting go

Jordan, hurry up!

Thanks, mate. See you soon, yeah? Good to see you.

I've got you a healthy juice.

What is this thing?

Let's not talk about it, just get it down.

What's it good for?

Everything.

Yeah?

Semen.

Stress.

It's so good for you.

Yes, down it.

How my life's changed.

From downing shots of tequila to downing...

Yeah, to downing.

I don't even know what is in that.

Life has been so magical lately.

Me and Jordan are still so much in love.

We've done so much together, especially travelling.

I just love spending time away with Jordan.

We're like best friends.

I want you to be as de-stressed as you can.

I'm trying.

I know it's hard, and I know it's hard,

but you've got to just think of the positive.

Me and Jordan are in a really good place,

but we're still struggling with fertility issues.

But we are not giving up,

and right now, there is a chance I could be pregnant.

So the timeline is now, obviously,

we're going through ovulation, which is the fun bit.

Yeah.

Which you love.

And then after that, it'll be seeing if I can have my period.

I'm praying to the world that you're pregnant.

Same.

If the pregnancy test is negative,

then we have to be there for each other

and just pick ourselves up and go again.

What are your thoughts about going to Portugal?

I would love to go.

That Dooley family has become such a big part of my life now.

If that was negative,

I honestly think it would probably do us the world of good,

seeing everyone and just forget

until the next ovulation comes around.

If I'm not pregnant,

I do think Lisbon would be such a good place to go

because all I need right now is Jordan,

me friends and me family around us.

Like, that family is my family.

Yeah, of course.

And although we're trying to start a family,

that still is my other family as well.

So we've just got to see how things go, really.

Right now, I just... I don't know.

Oh, look at this!

Coffee in a cup.

Posh.

Feel like the fucking queen.

I can hear you all right.

No, I'm fucking not.

Fucking my back in the gym.

My sciatica is absolutely torturing us.

Every now and then, it flares up.

Right now, it's absolutely fucking killing.

How was your first night?

It was chill, man.

Are you excited to be back, though? Mm-hm.

It's like a breath of fresh air coming in because it's been so long.

Obviously, for years,

obviously, everyone was a massive part of my life,

do you know what I mean? Yeah.

I've got some plans for today.

I'm going sightseeing.

We can all get a little tan, an open-top bus,

might stop off, have a cheeky little drink.

I think I'm going to miss this one, guys. Why?

Yeah, your back's killing us. Is it?

Poor Ricky.

Well, at least he doesn't have to come sightseeing.

I wish I had a photo of that.

You have a nice chill around the pool.

Well, do yous want to get ready?

Right, enjoy yourselves.

Do you know what? I don't really care where we go.

It is just nice being back with the family,

so if that means a sightseeing bus, then bring it on.

Right, let me get ready, then, you slags.

You better fuck off. What?

I fucking knew you were going to start this. Come on, man.

Years ago, I spent the whole summer touring the party islands

with Nathan, and he lived at my wash bar for the whole trip.

Right, bye, that'll do. Thank you. Smell rich.

It's like I've never been away, you cheeky bastard.

Barney Kins.

Hi.

You've entered my quarters.

Oh, sorry, madam.

Nathan's in the bed there.

Nathan, I feel like a beached whale.

So you don't want to come today, then?

I'm so happy that I get to be here and be part of Chloe's birthday,

but there is going to be things I just can't do.

Sightseeing being one of them.

I think Ricky's going to stay here as well. OK.

So you're not going to be by yourself.

I had a long day yesterday, I'm just going to relax.

OK, that's fine. OK.

Well, you rest up. Love you. Love you, bye.

We'll bring you back to Southern here, maybe.

Yes, please bring me back here.

Ha! You'd love that.

I know that Kyle is arriving today,

but if he thinks I'm waiting in this house for him,

he's got another fucking thing coming.

I'm going to take this lot out sightseeing,

so he'll have to see us when we get back.

So, Nathan? Yes? What have you got planned for us?

We're going to see all the sights of Lisbon. OK.

It's going to be very exciting, it's a gorgeous day.

We're not walking anywhere, are we? Cos my knees hurt.

No, Nathan, I've got flip-flops on.

That's our little bus there.

It looks like the 306 from Newcastle.

I want to experience Lisbon, I want to soak up the culture,

and I want to immerse myself in all its Portugueseness.

Do you actually know about all the stuff that's here

that we're going to see? Yeah.

Fucking hell, here we go, get ready for Nathan to us.

Oh, MacDonald's!

Shall we stop there? I'm starving.

What a lovely sight to see. Yeah, lovely, best sight ever.

If you look over here, you'll see the Bank of China.

We're not in China.

So we've basically seen everything we can see back at home.

Yeah.

You can tell that Nathan does not have a clue what he's talking about.

You know how we have Banksy? Yeah.

This is the famous Lebanese graffiti artist. Lebanese?

This is a famous church. What?

Jesus Christ himself visited that church.

Is that actually true? Yeah.

Nathan is telling me all these facts about Lisbon.

It's mad, it's like he's the fucking mayor or something.

Nathan, what's that?

That is the red statue of the Lisbonese prime minister.

Is it really? Uh-huh.

The lion next to him is called Isaac.

How do you know that?

Can I just do? Isaac the lion?

I've never heard of him.

But you know what? It's a good fact to know.

It's a famous story in Lisbon.

Right, OK, then.

I might have been away for years, but nothing's changed.

Nathan's still talking straight

and Chantal still believes everything he says.

There you are. Hi.

Hey, man, you good? I'm good.

How are you? Surviving.

Surviving?

A chair for you.

You know, both of us.

Thanks, babe.

Oh, God, I feel like I've literally just emerged

from my little quarters, but how did last night go for you?

I'm glad that everyone was sat at the table, you know,

and putting it out there, cos I think people, you know,

need to hear from my point of view exactly how it's gone down,

you know, in terms of things, but...

I think people can tell that, like, you're upset

with, like, things that have transpired and stuff,

and I feel like it's just only right that you voice it.

I love Ricky.

I feel like he wants his feelings

to be heard by everyone else in the house,

and that's understandable.

Are you going to try and still have a good time

and not let this affect you?

No, I always have a good time.

You're friends with Kyle, Kyle's friends with James.

Does that make it awkward?

No, not for me. OK. I don't look at it that way.

Just because I've got a problem with James

doesn't mean I've got a problem with Kyle.

I've always liked the kid,

and I'm pretty sure he'll feel the same way.

I respect him. I think he's cool.

We've always got along.

Look at me.

Like that.

Right in the middle.

Why?

Right in the middle.

It's tuna.

I didn't want to fucking knock you, though.

Oi, don't take it in!

I could have left you there with a big bit of chive on your teeth.

It is nice to see you back.

It's nice to see you and Marnie back in the same house together as well.

Both, like, in different places in life.

You can both, like, get along.

It's just nice to have that friendship,

because you did have a great friendship.

It would have been nice if I hadn't come today,

but she couldn't really be on this, just rocking around.

Me and Marnie didn't end well, but it didn't end bad.

It just fizzled out.

She went on to meet Casey, I went on to meet my ex-partner,

so it's kind of...

I don't look at Marnie like an ex,

I just look at Marnie as...

There's Marnes.

Do you still speak to the boys, like, loads?

Like, Gary, Scott?

Gaz every day.

I hope he does come.

Getting a straight answer out of Gaz is fucking very hard.

Like, when I talk about this, he's like,

erm, I don't know...

Does he know you're here now?

Erm...

No, I haven't told him.

OK, so that was a massive fucking lie,

but I don't want anyone to know that I've been planning anything with him.

I've also decided I'm going to give him a call

and convince him to get his arse out here.

I feel like it's so nice to have Aaron back,

cos I think it just gives such a different dynamic

to what we've been used to for the past couple of years.

I think Marnie is probably feeling a little bit anxious at the moment.

Obviously, I have experience living in a house with an ex,

so I know that sometimes it can be awkward

because you know that people are looking at you

for a reaction on certain things.

I think it will be interesting to see their dynamic now.

Everyone's got children, everyone's in a different place.

Obviously, being exes,

you're not going to be sat chatting to each other all day

out of respect for your partners.

But I think Marnie and Aaron, out of all of the couples in the house,

actually got along pretty well.

It's nice to have him back and it gives that fresh energy,

but, like, I mean, if Aaron's come back, who else is going to come back?

I know. I just find it mad.

Like, imagine us all living together again with the whole crew.

No, I can't.

We've still got half the family missing.

I mean, Jay's not here, Sophie's not here.

There's always the chance that anybody from the Geordie Shore family

could turn up at any point, but I'm excited.

I do hope that as many people come as possible,

because it's nice, we only get to do this, like, once a year.

This is going to be amazing.

Another Jordan, another Geordie holiday.

I've been chatting to Nathan,

and he's told me that half the gang are here already,

so I cannot wait to see everyone.

Hello!

Hi!

Hiya, you all right?

How are you?

What the fuck?

Nice to see you.

You all right?

Where is everyone?

They've all gone sightseeing.

Is Nathan having a laugh?

The only people here are Marnie and Ricky.

Ricky?!

Aaron's here.

Aaron's here?

Yeah.

Yeah, he came in last night.

Fucking hell!

Something's a little bit off here.

The kids not said a word.

Have you had a look around?

I can't look Ricky in the eye.

After everything he's done to James,

I just feel like I'm betraying James by talking to him.

It's me.

Let's go and have a look around.

Honestly, you're going to love it.

Are you going to miss Vic?

I am, aye.

I'm already missing crew and Ricky, like.

Are you?

Probably not.

Are you not coming up, Ricky? No?

Kyle's obviously pissed off at me.

So, like, fuck am I showing him around this place?

He can fucking do one.

Has he mentioned anything about the James situation?

Oh, my God, yeah.

He's got a lot of voice.

Has he? Yeah.

He got into it last night.

I think that's why he's a bit, like...

He's a bit quiet, isn't he?

I was as well, because...

Oh, is it awkward for you as well?

Yeah.

Oh!

Cos you're nice enough to tell a little bit there.

I thought...

I was being really quiet in that, yeah, I know.

I thought you were both being really quiet.

What's the crap of it, then?

Yeah.

I was in the interview.

OK.

Right.

I just hope to God James comes.

I want him here to fight his own corner.

Nathan, where the fuck are you?

That was fucking awkward.

I've walked in the house and the only two people here

is Marnie and Ricky.

Hurry up and get home now.

MUSIC PLAYS

Come on, you. We're going to the viewpoint.

How are you enjoying the guide so far, Matua?

I actually love it.

I've got a nice little surprise for us if you want to follow me.

After talking about Gary, I still need to ring him.

I just need to think of an excuse so I can get away from the others.

We're going to see a lovely view.

I'm going to go and face them, the kids,

cos I haven't spoken to them since I've left.

So I'll meet yous back.

OK, OK.

We're just going to be down there, Aaron.

Right, OK.

I'm going to try and sweet-talk Gary

and make sure that he comes to Lisbon.

MUSIC PLAYS

MUSIC STOPS

Hello.

What's happening?

There he is.

Oh, mate, looks well nice there.

On the tractor, just cutting the grass.

Where are you? I'm in Lisbon.

Oh, you're there now. Who's there, then?

Me, Nathan, Ricky, boys.

Abi, Holly, Marnie, Chantelle, Chloe.

I want Gary to come here, so I need to sell him the dream.

But if he thinks there's any drama, he won't even get off that tractor.

Never mind get on a flight.

So, mate, listen, I'll give you the lowdown, right?

So, there's nothing really going on.

It's nice and chilled.

Like, last night, we went and had a steak.

Went home, back to bed.

So it's not like it used to be when we'd go out and party

for seven, eight hours a night.

Seeing Aaron there, in the sun, sunglasses on,

and I'm sitting here on a bloody lawnmower,

it's actually making me consider going back and seeing everyone.

Everyone is asking, is Gaz coming?

But everyone is like, oh, I hope he comes back.

I'll be buzzing to see him.

So, I think you get a fucking hell of a reception when you come in.

Do you know what I mean?

That was my Jodie Shore house.

I never left.

I was there through thick and thin.

I've seen other people leave, come, go.

So, for me to be the one returning, that's making me nervous.

And at the minute, I'm just like, ugh.

I honestly don't know.

If there's a time to come back, now is going to be the time.

Because, like I say, it's nice and chilled.

I mean, I'm not lying.

It is nice and chilled.

But the longer Gary leaves it to come out,

the more chance of more drama happening.

So, get your arse on that fucking flight.

I mean, I would love you to come.

It just doesn't feel the same if you're not here.

Right, I'm going to come.

Are you?

I'm going to come.

Fuck it. If Aaron's doing it, I'm doing it.

It's time to go back.

Oh, yes, mate.

Fucking yes, I've done it.

Yes, Gary Beadle is getting on that flight.

Listen, I'll keep that under wraps, buzzing.

Definitely don't tell anyone.

Right, good man. Enjoy cutting your grass.

I'll live for this.

See you later.

Do you know what?

I'm actually intrigued to see everyone and see what everyone's up to.

But if I get there, I walk in and everyone's just kicking off

and Aaron has just completely lied,

I will book a tea time, turn around and leave.

Wow, it looks like a postcard!

Look at that, look at Aptobele Castle.

Wow.

It looks like a palimory.

Gorgeous, isn't it?

Oh, my God, this is nice, mate.

I love how historic it is.

Have you enjoyed the tour?

I've really enjoyed it.

I've had a look at the view, now it looks like a postcard.

Shall we go and get ready for tonight?

I'm ready to let loose as a goose.

Hi.

Where have you been?

Face time with the kids.

The kids are good.

How are you, what's happening?

Chloe's basically saying that she's calling us all old,

because we like to sightsee.

She's the one that went to bed earlier last night.

Oh!

Come on, then.

Go on, you old cunt.

LAUGHTER

Where's he gone? Is he in the bushes?

There's so much I've got to say to Ricky,

and there's so much I disagree with,

what he's done and what he's said,

but I just...