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["Pomp and Circumstance"]

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I'm going to reveal what play

She lives in the British Brill segment.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a toast to our absintheurs des cora pah.

Cora pah pah pah.

Why does she get such an incredible dinner or not be president?

I mean, what does she get up in that?

She has me never gonna talk about her because there's stress.

Ah, yeah, it is a neat course we will promise.

I'm gonna have to say, I can manage that.

Can I just have a drink?

No, I'm not.

What's the taste of the pizza?

Oh, yeah.

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My name's Wolfin Blunt!

Wolfin Blunt!

That's the virtue of innocent.

Oh, I can't agree with you, babe.

Innocence is overly well in theory, but in practice it's nothing but lies.

I have to keep telling the wretched girl that you love her.

I can't really see you there.

Take it from me.

Virgin's are more trouble than there were.

They're dead wrong. They're cheap. They're clean.

What makes you think they're cheap?

I must say I'm inclined to agree with you, Grenville.

I got my aunt under nursemaid in the family way last season,

and there was the devil to pay.

For blood. You're not drinking.

Harry, we're not looking after the newest member of Her Majesty's Embassy.

No, well, I did have enough.

I'm quite in the news in the evening, don't you think?

And how does Paris society compare with Madrid?

There's no comparison at all.

Well, you know what we mean, blunt the women.

Our Spanish women as hot blood as they say.

What? I don't know.

It's Hitler.

You were appointed to Madrid free yard, weren't you?

Yes, yes, almost.

And you went with half a woman for a year.

Well, no.

No, I didn't know any women in the sense that you mean.

Hang on, Costeres.

Perhaps blunt had other interests.

Well, you're drunk.

I'm not.

I'd make you answer.

Mr. Bart.

Will he dance for me?

You went too far, Tom?

Oh, I say, if a man looks a feminist, he is a feminist.

That's what I say.

Oh, he is.

Oh, damn, I was feeling rather embarrassed, a bit of a creep.

He suddenly told it was something very funny, you know.

Then you had a bit of trouble from those young men at the embassy, weren't you?

How did you know that?

I saw their faces.

And then yours.

You and the MC2?

Yes, yes, I was a pointer three weeks ago.

Look, you must find them.

I never had a bit of drink.

They boast like all young swells.

It's...

You're not like them, are you?

No, no, I don't think so.

I mean, you're a bit of a knob, but you're not a snob.

Well, they say everybody's a snob about something.

That puts me in the place.

Sorry, I didn't mean to...

No.

It's all right.

Let me think.

You're right.

Well, what are your snob about?

Horses, I'm a raging bleeding snob about horses.

No, but you should be.

I've seen you, right?

Oh, I can't have you.

Where was that?

Every day for the last week.

What else do you know about me?

Nothing, you.

Except I'm in love with you.

Oh.

You just think you.

I've never seen a woman ride with such graceful courage.

I'm feeling that with you.

Does that all you know about me?

Well, I've spoken of you to know one.

I knew that one day we should meet and I'd find out for myself.

No, it's my turn.

Only I'm not going to ask you questions.

I'm going to guess.

Only soon.

You're 23.

We're brought up a Catholic.

Yes.

And I think your mother died when you were.

There you go.

Good God.

All right.

And I think you're some kind of artist.

A painter, that is.

No, no, you're wrong.

Well, I do write poetry sometimes.

Well, that's not bad, isn't it?

You've left out what's most important.

Your name is Wilfred Blunt.

What's your name?

It's Giddell's name.

Now your real name.

Catherine.

Catherine what?

Catherine.

Catherine, I love you and you make me laugh.

Isn't that a marvelous combination?

I'm glad I make you laugh.

Well, you do that to everyone, they're dang china.

I noticed even that sad looking old man that you're sitting next to him.

You know, every time you spoke to him his face lit up.

I'm glad you're not.

I'm glad you're not.

I'm glad you're not.

I'm glad you're not.

I'm glad you're not.

I'm glad you're not.

I'm glad you're not.

I'm glad you're not.

And when you spoke to him his face lit up as if he's son come home.

Is he your father?

No.

No, isn't it?

It's time to go.

Mr Blunt, I'm as your fool.

Oh, I'm not your fool!

What an admirable speech of laws I read this evening.

No British Conservative could have put it better.

Did you read it Blunt?

Well I'm not a Conservative or human.

Cut man.

Remember, if my Stark is supposed to have political opinions, let alone a voice them.

And, uh, forgive me.

How kind would you bestow your inimitable attention upon yet another of my young men?

No kinder than you are, Lord Hubert.

I can't say fair enough.

Good night, Mr. Lord.

Come, Captain.

Good night, Miss Hubert.

I congratulate you in having monopolized the prettiest little horsebreaker in the room.

Who is Mr. Fu?

Minister of Finance.

Well, the chief advises with Imperial Majesty.

He's old, and this is his health is poor, but Napoleon continues to rely on him.

As of course, but I'm sure she told you that.

I didn't ask.

Ah, she is under the protection of Mushofur, which is certainly not bad for him and his age.

But then, of course, he's rich.

He'd have to be rich.

What do you mean?

My dear young man, when cannot afford a rising young courtesan without money,

they cost a very great deal of money.

These, uh, Horizon Tal is the French habit.

Such an expressive phrase, don't you think?

They've become the most expensive luxury money can buy.

Little Skittles has been the rage, both London and in Paris.

They say that Duke of Devons have paid two thousand a year for life to get her off his son's back.

Or perhaps to get her off her back for his son will be a more accurate description.

I can't believe this.

My dear boy, you must.

Why must?

I mean, she's so utterly unlike any of the other women here.

Why must?

Because she's out of your clothes.

The young man in your position cannot afford him.

And because she's mistress to one of the most powerful men in France.

Well, that is what I find so impossible to believe that she could be in love with that old man.

Was it anything about love, my dear boy?

Who said anything about love?

Madame?

Is this how far seven?

Oh!

You'll find more in the event.

Oh, beautiful day, Madame.

Oh!

You know, Sir Foul has asked me to say that he will breakfast with you.

Oh!

Oh, sorry!

You look charming.

The only woman I've ever known who can wear yellow in the mornings.

I didn't know you'd leave.

Oh, you were very fast asleep.

Did you sleep badly again?

Poor as she is.

Oh, it's not important.

One does not expect to sleep like a child at my age.

Don't look so anxious.

You have made me sleep better than four years.

I would like some coffee.

I was speaking to the doctor Morna last night.

He says the emperor has expressed the desire to meet you.

You please.

Certainly.

It will be good for your reputation.

Will the emperor be there?

No.

She does not attend such parties.

It your breakfast.

I've told them again and again I don't want breakfast.

What are these for?

Good thank you.

For last night.

Oh, I'll show you all sweet, don't you?

What's that?

Honeycake!

Perhaps I pretended it is your birthday as well.

We are very forgetful of birthdays in France.

Now, who love us?

I won't have my breakfast in them.

Oh, I'll show you.

You are good to me. You're so kind.

You're so good.

Thank you ever so much.

Thank me in French.

It would be good practice.

Merci, boop, boop.

Merci, boop, boop.

Merci, boop, boop.

Merci, boop, boop.

Very good.

You see you can speak French if you try.

I'll try.

But everybody speaks it so fast I can only say

dull things in it.

I like to make people laugh.

You are most amusing.

And you know it.

Yeah, but I like people to laugh because of what I've said.

Not how I've said it.

That's why I like those young men from the British Embassy.

I can have a larky time with them.

Oh, they have no money.

There are other Englishmen who will be more useful to your future.

You would do well to study our hostess of last night.

Oh, catch me dancing down a table dressed in nothing but parsley.

Cora Pearl is nothing but a vulgar tart.

Catherine, this society is ruthless.

There are a few rules for men but none for women of your kind.

You're under my protection now but already I'm an old man.

My health is not so good.

So always think.

Put away your feeling.

I've spent enough time in your arms and I've been in the world

for a long time in your arms and you are not in love with me

to know the dangerous warmth of your heart.

Oh, Catherine, a woman in your position must absolutely never fall in love.

It could ruin you since you might gain nothing but passion in return.

I've never been in love, I should never.

You don't want to get rid of me yet, do you?

No.

I want to prepare you, my little Catherine.

It is because you are so young you do not believe me.

It is of when you are less young.

I want you to think.

Yeah, well I'm feeling older and gloomy at every minute.

I'll be crying my eyes out in a bar at this rate.

No, you will not because your next present is wetting for you there.

A horse.

Oh, I should have bought me another horse.

Don't tell me, love you guess.

Irish, bright bay, black point, sixteen hands and white plays on his forehead.

A horse, don't you?

It's precious!

Oh, I should feel.

Oh, darling, oh, now it feels like my birthday.

All right, Persian, you can come and watch me.

I'll have oysters for lunch and you can drink me health.

Then I'll go shopping for you as well.

I'll have champagne and a bath.

To drink, not to lie and don't look like that.

I'll wear my beautiful pearls for the opera this evening and I'll jam back the day.

Only I warn you as she'll still stay 24.

Madam?

Your mistress wishes to be dressed.

She will wear the velvet habit this morning.

These will be delivered by a young gentleman.

Shall I draw your bath, Madam?

Er, no.

I'll have it see me.

And for tonight the black taffeta will be Spanish days.

It will set off your pearls.

Who sent you the roses?

One of the young Englishmen.

Ah, yes.

The one I was talking to last night.

He's in love with you.

He says so.

Oh, he's original.

No, he's not like the others.

He seems lost.

He's so innocent.

I don't know what to do with him.

I don't think he's ever known a woman.

He's not my kind.

And you would like to teach him, huh?

I couldn't.

He's in love with me.

If I was to spend a night with him, treat him like other men,

just making more unhappy,

getting miserable disillusioned, he'd end up hating me.

I couldn't bear that.

Be so painful for him.

Ah, yes. For him.

And more than one night with someone so green,

so inexperienced, so intensely romantic,

would prove boring to you.

It would be merely dull.

Oh, he's not dull.

He's very intelligent.

So I've been told.

It is quite remarkable how many good-looking young men

are called intelligent.

I must go.

I thought you were coming to see me on percious?

No, I have a meeting with the National Assembly.

But I will come to the Boi to collect you.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I might want to be right back.

Listen, Peter, I was crouching peacefully in a 3m of mow.

DAM.

Best tour, supper, mieces.

Uh.

Shall we go into supper?

Good luck.

Don't know about you, just the other stories makes me third.

Oh, that was good of him, Mr. Blunt.

I believe I have to congratulate you.

Upon what, Mr. Grenville?

Your latest conquest.

I don't know what you're trying to say.

No, don't. Grenville, for God's sake.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Perhaps it's the other way round, but from the win,

which Blunt speaks to the away.

Oh, don't! You might keep for your...

All right, there are some hunting demand doesn't save, Blunt!

Listen, of course you're mad for the away.

Yeah, turn on!

Dand if I'll stand for any more of this childish bloody nonsense,

remember where you are.

You're supposed to be English gentleman, representing

Her Majesty's government in a foreign country.

I'll assume Mr. Grenville's drunk, so take him away.

He's no right to be here in that condition.

I'm warning you, if you don't cart him off, I'll send for Lord Hubert,

and there'll be hell to pay.

And what about Blunt?

I'll deal with Mr. Blunt.

Go on.

Don't let me catch you turning this dribbling bit of drunken malice

into some death and honor at dawn, Folly.

Go on, be off with you.

Well, what have you got to say for yourself?

Don't be angry with me.

What did you say to him?

Well, they were talking about...

It's not fit for you or I can't.

I'd rather the truth, whatever its colour, go on.

They were talking about you, and they said that you were a whore.

Horizontal, someone that was in that house.

A man of a woman of a woman who was in a house.

That's a woman who was in that house.

She was in a house.

And she had a man of a woman who was in a house.

And she was in a house.

And she was in a house.

And she was in a house.

Horizontal, someone that would lie on their back for anyone that could afford them.

Did you say to that?

I told him. It was a damn lie.

But I knew what you were like and that you wouldn't go to bed with any man that you didn't love.

But, Catherine, I didn't pretend that I'd made a conquest of you.

I beg you to believe that.

I believe you.

Now, you must believe me.

I love you.

No.

No.

Now, listen.

They're quite right.

Nearly right.

I do sell myself to some people.

Not for choice.

For choice.

I chose my profession. It didn't choose me.

I'm not going to pretend even to please you.

They were wrong about one thing, though.

I've never been to bed with a man I didn't like.

Catherine, may I ask you one thing?

Ask him.

Have you ever been in love?

No. I've never been in love.

Oh, my dear, my darling, Catherine.

I know one thing more than you.

I'm not going to be in love with you.

It's he who's in love with me, Lashi.

It's an infatuation.

It's extraordinary.

I won't realize it.

I just want to know.

I'll bring all those young men out.

What is it you want?

One night.

It's what I need.

Just one night.

One night.

In order to make him more unhappy and more disillusioned and so on,

so that they may end up hating you.

You don't understand.

I could have simply...

I even told you.

Catherine.

It is the key to an apartment.

The address is engraved upon.

You may have three days.

Three?

The Emperor wishes to see you on Thursday.

You haven't until then.

Oh, my God.

Don't understand.

Yes.

Yes, I understand.

Catherine.

Never mind.

But remember that you have a head.

Who's that?

I'm sorry.

This is to be our home.

I'm sorry.

Catherine.

Catherine.

I didn't.

I've never.

I'm sorry.

Catherine.

Catherine.

Catherine, you make me feel so.

Go.

Go.

We're like the best person in the world.

Oh, it's lovely.

Oh, it's a lovely thing to do with someone.

It's the most amazing, beautiful thing to do in the world.

But only with you, Catherine.

Only with you.

Catherine.

I hear of her.

Oh.

I've never been in love before.

Oh, God.

She smells so sweet.

I like some white flower.

I can't remember.

You've got a demon, that's it.

And even now onwards, whenever I smell,

the most I think of you.

No, I've never been in love.

You're my first as well as my only love, Catherine.

Oh.

Catherine.

No, what is it?

I think I'm beginning to want you again.

Oh.

And then it's time.

For us to have supper.

Oh, Catherine, I was in such despair tonight.

I thought I cannot bear to go on meeting her.

Seeing her only with crowds of people,

having to share what little I could ever have with her.

And then I thought, I'll go.

I'll leave.

It's just useless to love her.

And just as I was wishing that I could die,

then he were, like magic.

I was lucky to find...

What made you change your mind?

So suddenly, so completely.

I wanted to...

You know, today you needed to be loved.

You're happier now.

Oh, more than I've ever been in my life.

Probably more than I should ever be again.

Don't think about that. Enjoy now.

How long is now? How much time have we got?

Enough time.

More than tonight.

More than that. Don't be so anxious.

Is there enough time for you to fall in love with me?

I know that because I love you.

Catherine, not only will you want your tenderness,

no one will get to a kiss, could play with you.

Not my own ignorance of making love.

I know you don't love me.

I don't like.

Do you?

I haven't tracked it.

Are you my darling?

And I want to know all about you.

You're trying to deflect me. It won't work.

It won't work. I want to know about you.

And every single last thing about you.

It's good to be.

I'll carry it.

I can make you love me.

We can spend the rest of our lives together.

Oh, what?

Oh, what?

You're beautiful here.

Right, George.

What hair?

What hair?

What hair?

Close to you.

Keep you safe, always.

Hold you in my arms.

A pocket penis.

A pocket penis.

A pocket penis.

Not a kiss.

I saw it.

Kiss your eyes.

You're a mom.

Let me kiss you.

Kiss you.

Let me kiss you.

Kiss you.

Kiss you.

Kiss you.

Oh, Catherine.

Catherine.

Catherine.

Catherine, what is it?

Nothing.

It's nothing.

I work and you went there.

Have I offended you?

Of course you have.

But something has happened, hasn't it?

You must tell me, Catherine.

I love you so much more now.

Oh, no.

Last night.

Yes?

Well, I began to hope that perhaps you were beginning to fall in love with me.

I'm crackers about you, my child.

That's the honest.

Thank you for coming to see me, Dr. Pinot.

That's it.

The vow Dr. Pinot is leaving.

I can see myself out.

I've been here many times before.

Good day to you, Mr..

Good day.

Oh, my God, you vow these doctors.

You prescribe something for you, sir?

Simply that I should be utterly bored.

It's like we're saying to the Emperor, your majesty is short of money and do not spend any.

It is amazing that one can become so distinguished and successful simply by giving advice of this nature.

Is the dressmaker here?

I've given her your instructions. She's waiting.

Take her inside.

Wonder thou?

Bring me a cognac.

With a little water.

All perfectly understood, Missy. The taftak are for you only and the black lace to be delivered on Thursday evening.

That is two days from now.

It can be accomplished. Madam has such a beautiful figure. There is no difficulty.

It is always a pleasure to make dresses for Madam and the taste of Missy and show perfection.

The apparent simplicity, the elegance, Missy, insists upon the day.

Thank you, Madam.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you, Missy.

Thank you, Madam.

And so fitting? Madam will come for the fitting tomorrow afternoon as usual.

Sorry, there will be no fitting.

No fitting?

We will trust to the excellence of your art.

But I always make the fitting with Madam.

Miss Dammit will not be possible.

Then I will stay the evening that I deliver to see that all is...

No, no, no, Madam.

Bonnier, you will simply have the dress delivered. Madam is away. I'm not sure of the hour of her return.

I would wait, Missy, for such a glad moment.

The dress is to be a surprise. Thank you, Madam. It will do.

It's a surprise.

Now I understand.

Goodbye, Missy.

Oh, my God.

So, after my other day, that was how I was brought out.

Half a severe boarding school in half, great country house.

Funny mixture.

Yes, it was.

Now, the Jesuits telling me the world did not matter very much.

Why aren't they telling me it did?

I must have made you a bit confused about women.

Women?

Oh, I may be desperate about them.

And I longed to be in love, but I thought it would be wicked.

No, you...

And it just didn't break out.

No.

It's perfect.

No, I know you love me back.

Tell me about your upbringing.

Me?

That was a good job.

I just grew.

What did you do?

I worked in a public house.

Now, what did you do as a child?

I told you I worked in a public house.

A little book.

A library, stables, all places.

Anywhere to get away.

From where, home?

From the street.

Especially on Saturday nights.

That was when the men got drunk, beat up the women.

I took to stay in honour of the stables on Saturdays.

I used to pinch a handful of oats and climb up in the hayloft and eat.

In the winter, I used to slip down and climb on the back of the old grey pony

that used for carting out the muck.

I leaned forward.

Put my arms around his neck.

Sleep.

Keep for a mike, though.

And didn't your mother come to look for you?

My mother never looked for me.

It's alright.

You got me in, huh?

I don't know what was it for you.

I don't know what was it for you.

I don't know what was it for you.

Is that what they taught you to write?

Nobody taught me to write.

I just watched.

And it's like you said about your poems.

No one teaching you to write them.

It's like that with anything important, isn't it?

No, I didn't.

Perhaps.

Well, you taught me a lot in the last two days and nights.

Oh, no.

I didn't.

I didn't.

I didn't.

I didn't.

I didn't.

I didn't.

You didn't.

You taught me a lot in the last two days and nights.

Oh.

Some people.

Just don't have more correct.

I say that.

It's true, isn't it?

Catherine, you must know I can't bear

to think of you now, other than me.

Well, that was different, Ron Fright.

That was my living.

I didn't like that.

I love having some.

Was the fund different?

She liked it.

You wouldn't have married him.

I might have.

They say the family paid you 2,000 pounds a year to go away.

Is that true?

You were very generous.

Well, so you would do anything for money.

Marry without love will be paid off.

All your life is sort of nothing else but money.

And why else would you be with that old ugly man who can have nothing else but money to offer you?

You'd speak of him like that.

She fools me very kind to me.

Yeah, it's all very well for you.

You've always had money.

You can afford to be high and mighty about it.

I've been with all those men because I'm a whore.

It's my profession.

That's the only way I could have made a decent living born as I was.

If I'd stayed at Omonos Street, I'd be an old woman by now.

A 24.

If I hadn't died in childbirth,

only good for beating up on Saturday nights or I'd become one of the local drabs hardly worth the penny for the gin.

There's plenty of people in your class married without love for the money and the physician and with a lot less cause,

so you've no call to be self-righteous and smug.

You knew what I was when you met me.

People like me aren't supposed to fall in love. It's against the rules.

No, I'm trapped.

I'm trapped.

I'm trapped.

And finally, I must once more make clear to you.

The unanimous conviction of the banks of France...

that the place our country upon a gold standard would merely create chaos.

The banking houses do not want it.

And then the attempted legislation so utterly against their approval...

would result in a crisis of confidence.

A crisis? Read the last sentence to me. Would you do that?

The banking houses do not want it and any attempt at legislation so utterly against their approval...

would result in a crisis of confidence.

It's such a crisis of confidence.

As to jeopardize France's position, vis-a-vis trade...

and international transactions of any kind.

That will do. Make a copy, of course. I will sign it.

Let me also.

That is enough for tonight. What time is it?

Just after midnight, sir.

Tell the servants to lock up. They may go to bed.

Yes, sir.

The refreshments are waiting for you on the table, sir.

Good night, do that.

Good night, sir.

Thank you.

Catherine. Catherine. Catherine, wake up.

Catherine. Catherine, wake up. Oh, it's a bad dream.

Oh, save me, don't allow that.

Nobody should have hurt you with me. I love you. I do, little Catherine.

Oh, it's so dark.

Wake up at the left. It's all right.

It's all right.

There, now. Sit up. Sit up. Come on. Come on.

Tell me your bad dream and you'll feel much better.

Oh, I'm so frightened.

Oh, what darling told me? What frightened you so much?

It was...

I was right back where I started. I didn't have no proper clothes.

They were all laughing at me.

Oh, I got a room.

It's all over. You're with me now.

Oh, now I am.

Oh, now, always.

Oh, well, Fred.

Yes.

Oh, Fred.

Shall we always be friends?

For the rest of our lives.

Oh, my darling, all...

Catherine, I want you to marry.

Oh, no. I didn't mean that.

No, listen, Catherine, we should be married and we'll be wonderfully happy.

They would, like, just in the foreign office.

Then I should just have to leave the foreigners.

Then I'll start another career.

What about your family around?

I don't give a hang about my career, my family, about anything compared to you.

I want to marry you.

Look after you, protect you.

It doesn't matter if we haven't any money. I could write poetry.

I could probably write other things.

We could live in the country very quietly.

Oh, Catherine would be so happy.

It wouldn't matter if we didn't have any money.

I mean, didn't matter if we hadn't got a bean.

All you have to do is to trust me.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Go.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I have to go.

All right.

I could only...

Just leave.

All right.

All right.

I...

Would...

I would have stayed with you always.

But we could not be married.

As you are a gentleman and I am a whore.

I will always be your friend.

Good evening, Catherine.

Good evening.

Oh, how exquisite.

Good evening, Miss you.

You will understand, of course, Miss you,

that it was with the utmost difficulty I have created this dress.

No time, no fitting.

Oh, it was not possible to foresee how the lace will fall

until it is on the shoulders.

That is understood.

I can accept no responsibility, you understand, Miss you,

for work that has to be carried out in this manner.

You have done extremely well, Madam Bonné.

I congratulate you.

Miss you.

That will be all.

Duval?

And what shall I do, Miss you?

You may draw your mistress a bath.

Three days.

Not late.

No.

I've been riding percious.

It was a small day.

Miles and bloody miles.

Without a habit?

Not a saddle either.

Best way to get to know, of course.

It is time to prepare your toilet for the Emperor.

What a matter where.

I had a dress made for you.

I'm going to go to the kitchen.

Oh, come on.

And what is this game that is your name?

Skittles, Your Majesty.

And how'd you play?

Oh, well.

You set up nine pins in a pattern, you see,

and then you try to knock them all down with one ball.

If you could, you knock them all down with one shot.

You must show me.

I have to disappear.

I'll miss you, dear Camille.

Do I show you?

You must be so exhausted to teach you people.

Or should I say, initiating them to your various skills.

Ah, but then I never even attempt to teach an old dog new trip.

Slowed you.

Catherine, she'll be going to supper.

Oh, he needs a little matador to come in.

Come on, please.

Not so easy, huh?

Well, it's more difficult without the proper Skittles.

Show me.

It's fun.

Whoa!

I'm amazing!

I'm amazing.

I'm amazing.

Oh, it is amazing what you do with one shot, Johannes.

Lord Hardington, one day out on a pheasant shoot,

is reputed to have shot a retriever, the retriever's owner,

and his own chef who just happened to be in the line of fire.

What a bet.

What a day.

Oh, no, Johannes, but he missed the bloody pheasant.

That's amazing.

And what else can you tell us, little Skittles?

Oh, well, um...

Three gentlemen were trying to beat each other about what was subwoofer.

That's all the French there is in this story, Johannes, so excuse me, I...

Anyway, the first one says,

if I came upon my wife making love to another man,

and I simply shot the daughter upon them and went away without saying a word,

that would be subwoofer.

The second one says, no!

If I came upon my wife making love to another man,

and I said, excuse me, pray continue.

That would be subwoofer.

The third one said...

That's really...

You can't...

You can't...

You can't...

You can't...

The third said you're both wrong.

If I came upon my wife making love to another man,

and I said, excuse me, pray continue.

And he could continue.

That, in my opinion, would be subwoofer.

That will do, Violett.

Sir.

Good night, madame.

You did very well tonight, Catherine.

I was proud of you.

It's something to give you.

The key you gave me.

You have quite finished with it.

What is she?

I'll never, never be in love again as long as I live.

Oh, no.

It makes me ache, so...

As if I've broken something.

It is a difficult.

Sometimes...

An intolerable situation.

You glad I'm back?

Yes.

Yes, I'm glad you're back.

Asheel Fool died four years later in 1867.

Skittles returned to England to pursue her career with great success.

She and Wilfred Blunt remain friends until her death in 1920.

Wilfred died two years later in 1922.