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[opening theme music playing]

[grunts]

Phew!

[grunts]

-[exhales] -[squeaking]

-[panting] -Uh... What's up, Harold?

You've been sitting on an anthill or something?

[grunts]

[dramatic beat]

Just getting my steps in.

You should get one of these health trackers, dude.

You need it.

Wellness comes from here.

Is that your chins or your chest butt?

It comes from within.

And I don't need no telemarketing robot watch

to know I'm in better shape than you!

Wanna bet, hmm?

[game whirrs and beeps on TV]

[sniffs] You smell that?

[sniffs] Ugh, smells like locker room salami.

-[dramatic music playing] -[both grunt, hiss]

It's just good old-fashioned toxic masculinity.

This does not bode well.

You did what?

It's just a friendly bet over who's in best shape.

The loser pays the other's bills for the month.

With what money?

And how are you supposed to get in shape in one day?

You'd have to do squats on the surface of the sun

to burn enough calories.

I've got this.

Look!

-[squelching] -[suspicious music playing]

You are what you eat, right?

Mmm.

How is that remotely healthy?

I started with stevia.

-[watch beeps] -[Nicole groans]

[dramatic beat]

-[screams] -What are we gonna do?

-[watch stops beeping] -Quick, someone feed me

a healthy person.

We'll have to downgrade our internet package.

[all gasp and scream]

[voices glitch]

[machine beeps]

[Richard] No!

[static buzzing]

I'll change my lifestyle.

-Get in shape, eat healthy. -[motivational music playing]

I'll change all in one day.

[slurp]

Hmm. [chomps]

[beeps]

I say we straight up cheat and have one of us wear the watch.

Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

Ah, a trip to the mall and a break from the kids.

[chuckles] These heart rate numbers are gonna be sub-zero.

[Nicole honks horn]

[groans]

[humming happily]

[groans heavily]

-[grunts] -[beeps]

Okay, okay. [grunts in frustration]

[tires screech]

[snoring]

-[honks horn] -[beeps]

Oh.

-[fake laughs] -[honks lightly]

-[gasps] -[suspenseful beat]

-[engine revs] -[crashes]

-[pops] -[beeps]

[grunts angrily]

[tires screech]

-[gasps] -[tires screech]

-[sighs in relief] -[engine revs]

-[screams] -[beeps]

-[metal screeching] -Ah, is this space taken?

Whee!

[grunts] Bye!

[sighs in frustration]

[elastic snaps]

[grunts]

[beeps]

[groans]

[breathing heavily, exhales]

[dramatic beat]

[gasps]

[all laughing]

[glass breaking]

Well, I guess Mom failed.

You've tracked the stressed.

-Now it's time to-- -[squeaks]

-To... [grunts] -[squeaks]

...track the best.

Time to hydrate.

[beeps]

[whirring and beeping]

[straining]

[whirring and beeping continues]

[water splashing]

[buzzes]

Okay, it would appear it's harder to perform

under scrutiny than I anticipated.

Uh, let's try to get some sleep.

[whirring and beeping]

[buzzes]

[Gumball] Okay, let's get some steps in.

[buzzes]

[Gumball] Uh, let's try and eat something.

How do... how do you do this again?

-[chomps] No! -[apple thuds]

[buzzes]

Okay, let's just focus on breathing.

There's no way to fail that.

[muted groan]

[clicks tongue]

[gasping for air]

[thuds]

[buzzes]

Hey, dude. I just wa-- [gasps]

-[beeps] -[straining]

[panting]

[gasps for air]

[groans] I'm not sure the watch fits me.

You take it.

[whirrs and beeps]

Huh. I don't think it can sense me.

[playful music playing]

Dude, what's going on inside you?

[playful music playing]

♪ Darwin's full of love ♪

♪ Not organs, bones, or blood ♪

♪ It's us, love cells That make him run ♪

-♪ And tap and dance ♪ -♪ And kick ♪

♪ And cute ♪

♪ And you don't need a liver When you're a lover ♪

♪ No kidneys but we love To kid each other ♪

♪ This heart don't beat But our beat has heart ♪

[beatboxes]

♪ Darwin will live forever ♪

♪ Because love Never falls apart ♪

[thuds]

Oh, uh, I think you have to wear this, Anais.

It can't track me because my inner workings

are made of skips, childlike wonder, and dreams.

And I can't perform when I am being watched.

[chuckles awkwardly]

[voice shaking]

[tense music intensifies]

[birds chirping]

Fine. [sighs] I'll do it.

When you're the last line of defense.

When your time comes to prove you're the best. [echoes]

To prove you have what it takes. [echoes]

To prove that you can, once again,

save your incapable family from an absurd situation.

[groans]

Because you can take the weight. [echoes]

Because you're more than a hero. [echoes]

[tense music intensifies]

You're the little sister.

[motivational music playing]

[panting]

-[beeps] -Huh?

Wha... what do you mean, sedentary?

You're doing amazing, sweetie.

[hesitates] I don't get it.

I was, like, running for miles.

Do you think it might be your teeny-tiny little legs?

Hmm?

[groans]

[huffs]

[all] Aw!

You're the only person who can always smell

-their own feet, Anais. -[giggles]

You can wear ankle socks as tights.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very funny, everyone.

Now, can someone please come get me?

I don't think we've got time

for me to walk back to the house.

Sure thing, sweetie.

[car door opens]

[grunts]

Here you go.

We'll never recover financially from that bet.

We'll be so broke, we'll have to launder our toilet paper.

We'll have to change our doormat

from saying "Live, Laugh, Love" to "Beg, Borrow, Steal."

We'll have to wear the same clothes every day.

Wait.

We'll all have to let Dad sleep.

Because solving this problem is too tiring for me to--

[snores]

Wait a minute.

We're Wattersons.

We can't win.

We're an absolute dumpster fire of a family,

A bunch of walking natural disasters.

Yeah! Wait, you made that sound like a good speech.

It is because we can do the best

worst, better than anyone else.

We can trick the tracker,

get such bad stats it looks broken,

then just fake Dad being healthy.

We could also just do nothing.

I, uh, don't think Dad's bet is at all legally binding.

And, uh... Okay, fine, we'll do the thing.

[beeping]

-And... Go! -[zooms]

[whirring and beeping]

[glitching]

-Whoo! -[all cheering]

[whirring and beeping]

And breathe in.

[glitching]

And out.

[hissing]

[glitches, cracks]

Yeah!

-Yeah! -Whoo!

[whirring and beeping]

[thuds]

[upbeat music playing]

Yay! [thuds]

[whirring and beeping]

[bursts]

[all cheering]

[whirring and beeping]

[man on TV] Coming soon, a zombie outbreak

in a sunken city, and a former wrestler

turned president gone rogue, who loves exploding

foreign worlds.

Whoa, this movie sounds great!

It's the news.

[screams]

[all cheering]

[shuts down]

[static buzzing]

Okay, Richard, let's see how fit you really are.

[giggles] Whoa, what?

-[ethereal music playing] -Sup, Harold.

Impossible.

Dad's so jacked, it jacked your tracker. So pay up.

What?

[glitching]

Hmm...

[groaning]

Wait a minute.

[squeaking]

Huh?

[grunts and groans]

We can't hold it any longer.

[snaps]

[buttons popping]

[grunts]

-[thuds] -[glass shatters]

-[giggles] -[groans]

[watch beeping]

[watch] Calling ambulance. Calling ambulance.

-[all cheer] -Yeah! We win.

I'm definitely in better shape than him now.

[grunts]

[closing theme music playing]