Original subtitles

Hello. Hello, comrades.

The catering department from the fleet.

Thank you.

- Thunderstorm of animals. - Thank you.

Greetings to the tamer.

- Sea greetings. - To the lecturer.

- Hello! - Boatswain, boatswain, candy.

Well, come on.

Really looks like me.

Oh damn, look.

Philip Savelievich,

do they know you from somewhere, these sailors?

But who doesn’t know Shuleikin?!

- Well, where did you meet them? - In a tropical port, on the equator.

Oh-oh-oh, oh! Tell me, will you?

Believe it if you want to,

don't believe if you don't want to,

but it happened...

like this...

Ah, finally!

- Hello. - Hello.

Shuleikin.

- Very nice! - Very nice!

Well, you'll soon be back home, Comrade Shuleikin.

You know, I see Odessa in my dreams.

Ah, Odessa-Odessa!

- Accept the cargo directly on the deck. - Fine.

- Here are the documents. - Thank you.

- Now let's go to the ship. - Fine.

Well, I’ve been waiting for you, dear.

At night they unexpectedly called. I wasn't prepared, back and forth!

If only I could, so to speak. What a joy!

And, please tell me, what happened to your escort?

- Malaria. - Oh, malaria!

Tell me, what kind of cargo should I accompany?

If it's not a secret, of course.

- Tigers. - Ah, tigers!

The company name?

What company?! A pair of lions, ten tigers.

How's that... lions?

- Are you serious? - What bothers you?

- I am completely unfamiliar with this matter. - Well, let's get acquainted.

The main thing is not to talk too much, and everything will be alright.

Listen, well, I still want to live.

Well, live to your health.

- No, I can't! - What can’t you do?

Do you really want to sit here until the next ship for another five months?!

No, I can't! What do you!? I just can't!

You think you're talking to a boy, or what?! Take the documents!

No! No and no! Here are your documents.

- I ask you to follow me! - No, no, no, no! Please sit down!

- Follow me, please! - Please sit down!

What kind do you have?

- I’m not trying to persuade you. - I forbid you to give them orders!

I forbid you to persuade me!

Nothing, nothing.

- Wait! - Well?

- Wait! - What?!

- I'm afraid that something might happen. - Nothing will happen.

Just don't interfere. I'll negotiate everything myself.

- Yes?! - Yes!

- Listen! - Well?

- I would like… - Come on! Calm down, calm down.

The cargo has arrived, comrade captain. Can be accepted.

Ahhhh, very good!

And I confess I thought that we will go home with an incomplete load.

- What kind of cargo? - On the deck. 12 lots.

Yes.

But still, what is the nature of the cargo?

- So, you say 12 lots?! - Yes, yes, 12 lots.

Uh-huh.

Come on, come on!

Well! And again! And two!

First mate!

What is this?

Sorry!

And now he’ll say to me,

"I’ll ask you not to distract the team during working hours."

And I ask you not to distract the team during working hours.

I notify you.

- So, let's start loading? - Yes, yes, of course.

Fine!

What's on your head?

Ah-ah-ah, an ordinary hairstyle.

The form is called "I'm my mother's fool." And what?

It's a shame that the form matches the content.

Now remove this disgrace!

Well, you know what!

Comrade barmaid, if you like to wear...

a mop on your head, wear it. Just not during official hours.

- I... - And I ask you not to argue.

I'm not arguing yet!

I see it in your face that you like bickering.

What, you see the back of your head, right?

Fellow barmaid, stop bickering.

- But I’m not arguing yet! - And I say you bicker!

- No, I don’t argue! - Be silent!

Oleg Petrovich, please. Loading will begin there now.

- Take a closer look. - Fine.

My sister asked me to take you onboard.

I thought the sea would make you a human being.

- Well, I... - And even, in the end...

something to do seriously.

I'm tired of everything!

And your sea is nasty and your ship is nasty and...

and this Oleg of yours, nasty Petrovich!

Oleg Petrovich is strict, but fair.

Lives according to the system.

He's picking on me.

He doesn't pay any attention to me at all.

Well, you're contradicting yourself.

I beg you stop arguing with him.

Let's end this stupid war between you and the first mate.

So that peace and quiet come to the crew.

What is this?

Who allowed?

- Oh! - What's with you, Maryushka!?

Turn it!

What, what, what are you looking at?!

You've never seen a tiger, is that it?!

What if they find out that I’m not a handler, but a catering worker?

You yourself asked for an accompanying person instead of a sick person.

I asked, I asked because I can’t make it in their climate.

I melt like a candle.

And I can’t keep here any more the purchased animals.

The trade representative forbids me.

They eat up all the currency.

A horse a day is consumed for foreign currency.

And to add to all this, every tiger costs 40 thousand in gold.

That's no joke.

Stop twirling!

The devil knows!

I worked quietly and peacefully in the trade representative's canteen.

The most extreme atrocity which one I dealt with

I cut the "Amateur" sausage. And suddenly on you...

lions...

tigers...

- You cheated me, comrades. - What is it?!

If only I knew the nature of the cargo...

Don't worry comrade captain.

How's that, "don’t worry, don’t worry"?

Once, we brought giraffes from Hamburg.

- And what? - And suddenly one of them broke his neck.

- Broke... How did it break? - Yes, yes, broke, why are you laughing?

Scandal! We are still paying for it.

Don't worry! Our animals' necks will not break.

- Happy sailing, comrade captain. - Goodbye.

Here, meet each other - Comrade Shuleikin.

A very experienced tamer.

Hunter.

He always works alone.

Will accompany the cargo, and feed the animals.

It's very nice to meet you.

Your work is heroic.

It will be calmer with you.

Don't worry about worrying.

This way!

Oh, this place will do.

Place the bag right here and you may go home.

All right.

Our company is happy to have you among our clients...

and award you with a small present.

What is this?

And he says it's like a bonus...

to a wholesale buyer from the company.

- Good bye, sir. - Good bye.

- Good bye. - Good bye.

- What's in the sack? - The devil knows. I don't know myself.

Excuse me,

where is the sack?

Who knows!

It couldn’t have left on his own!?

- Uh?! - Yes, of course, it couldn’t!

What's happened, Marinochka? Did you mistake me for a tiger?!

What tiger! I just saw this... this...

it's round and walks on its own!

- Round?! - Yeah!

Lie some more!

One hundred forty-seven times three.

Damn it, they'll eat me out!

Super.

Let's try, what beast vitamin is this?

Disgusting!

Hey, hey! Scat!

Eh, listen, scat!

Give it back!

Give it back! Be humane, give it back!

Ay, you vile thief!

Here! Hey, not for you!

Oops!

I gave you...

I gave you.

And you, it seems, I also gave.

Damn, they all look the same!

Share it by yourself!

You'll get it!

Oooh, bastard!

Comrade captain, do you have, uh... pitchforks?

No.

Give me a fire shovel.

Please.

R-i-i-ght there.

On the shield near the cages.

- At the cages?! - Yes.

Thank you.

Ah, here she is!

♪ Na-ni-na na-ni-na-ni... ♪

Careful.

Fine.

Ale-op!

Ale-hop!

Completely inexplicable mysterious phenomena

have been observed on the ship, namely:

a) Mysterious shadows on the deck

b) The disappearance of personal belongings and crew members

Mysticism!

Who is it that is misbehaving on our ship, huh?!

I have some thoughts.

But…

Do you really suspect anyone in particular?

I can't suspect anyone but just...

I’m speaking about the characteristics.

Ah, you think... that she is capable of this?

A nut.

And washer.

And I have a bolt!

Come on, give it here.

And we also have a nut.

Some lunch!

Barmaid!

Shoo!

Well, well, well! Striped devils, go away!

Here!

And you! Here!

Why do I have to go through such torment walking past you all day!?

There!

- What do you have for the second course? - Sausages.

Why are you talking about them in the plural?

Oh!

Comrades, eat borscht.

- Borscht is so delicious today. - Borscht is not edible today!

It has nuts, bolts...

and all sorts of hardware.

Call the cook!

- Watch. - This is not a watch!

What's so funny?!

Comrades, this is my personal chronometer.

Comrade captain, what if it’s not her fault at all?

But who then? Who?

You don't understand anything!

Keep quiet.

And now I can do whatever I want with you.

If I want to...

I'll flick you on the nose.

If I want to, I’ll spin your head.

Eh!

Sea order! Here!

Marishka, did you take the mop?

I didn’t think of it!

I only turned away for a second.

Why are you standing here?

I cleaned your cabin.

What, it's not allowed?!

- Allow me. - Please.

Didn't even say thank you.

Hm!

Very nice!

This is cleaning!

- Well, thank you! - What-what?!

What's going on here, huh?

I didn't want to complain.

- Bless you. - Thank you.

But my patience ran out.

It's either me, or her!

Comrades!

Comrades, I'm, of course, not a doctor.

Doesn't matter! We'll understand.

I'm the tamer.

Comrades!

It's stuffy. It's stuffy here.

Comrade, stop smoking!

Open the porthole!

And they are open.

Nobody smokes here.

Thank you.

Comrades!

Dear comrades...

sailors!

Shhh! Be quiet!

I, well...

I was asked to have a small conversation with you.

So to speak, information about tigers.

Comrade tamer, can you tame a mouse?

There is a mouse living in the closet. It's scary to go there.

Mouse?!

A mouse is... so to speak, no.

I can't tame a mouse.

You see, comrades, a mouse is...

a small predator.

And I work with large cattle, I mean...

predators: lions, tigers...

How did you cultivate such courage in yourself?

Courage?!

- Yes. - Well, so I...

since childhood.

I’ll draw you here... I drew you a tiger.

Well, of course, as I was able to... in this... in the context.

Here, take a look.

- On three legs. - Three legs?!

No, the fourth one is over there.

Comrades...

the tiger mainly consists of...

three parts.

Front end...

Head.

Rear end...

And this, comrades...

is the tail.

Can you see it?

In the middle part is the rump... the rump...

sub-hip...

brisket...

sub-rump.

Next comes the ham.

Well, of course,

gaulier, liver, udder.

Where?

It's...

It's clear.

So to speak, it’s easier,

as people say, not scientifically - disruption.

Disruption, comrades.

What does it eat?

- Eat?! - Yes.

I’ll answer now. Right away.

I read that it feeds on human victims.

What?!

Well then...

it may very well be.

Judge for yourself, comrades.

What should he eat? When he runs out of horse meat,

and beef and fish oil.

So he eats a person.

Well, it's only at that moment when he has no other products.

How come you are not afraid of them?

They're tamed.

Believe it or not, comrades,

tamed by me... personally.

The tiger behaves in a very... simply very...

predatory way his entire life.

Sorry.

What happened, uncle?

I'm not your uncle anymore!

Now I understand who is doing all the outrages on the ship.

- Uncle, I didn’t do anything! - You didn’t do anything?!

And I'm not talking to you, but with my uncle.

- I'm not your uncle anymore! - But I didn’t do anything!

And who organized the pogrom in Oleg Petrovich’s cabin?!

- Not you too?! - Not me!

- Then who is it!? Say who, who! - Don't know!

Brothers, warning!

Let me go! Ugh! Let me go, damn it! Ugh!

Here's your bonus from the company!

Catch it and drown it immediately!

A monkey on a ship is worse than dynamite.

Where's the tamer?

Comrade tamer, please come here.

Comrade tamer, catch it.

- Whom? - Macaque!

I don't deal with monkeys.

Give me a tiger, a lion, uh... a leopard.

As a last resort, I can handle a crocodile...

but not a macaque.

It's a pity!

It's a pity!

Well, comrades, we'll catch it in an organized manner,

according to the system - half a team...

with the senior mate, go on the starboard side.

I'm going on the left side.

- Open two hatches! - Aye aye, sir!

Thus, strategically...

it will inevitably fall through the hatch into the hold.

Boatswain and cook get ready in the hold with a tarpaulin.

And as soon as the macaque falls into the hold onto the bales... you slam it.

Clear?!

Clear? Let's go.

There it is!

Look, my T-shirt.

Catch it! Catch, catch it!

Hold it! Hold it!

There it is! There! There!

Caught it!

Caught it!

Hey, that's it! Already caught it!

Now it won't run away.

Now it won't run!

Quiet!

Sit quietly!

The captain will come and he'll show you how to put nuts into the borscht.

What did we catch?!

It moves.

Open up!

- Careful, careful! - Slowly! Slowly.

Comrade captain, is it you!?

Ah-ah-ah! There you are!

A gift from the company.

You know, that they ordered to drown you?!

What should I do with you, buddy?!

Come in.

Oleg Petrovich...

I keep thinking about this damned macaque.

- Where should we look for it? - There is no need to look for her anymore!

I...

caught it, and threw it overboard.

- Yes? - Yes!

According to your order.

Well, you are an iron man.

I probably couldn't.

What is this?

And this is a broken mirror.

Although it seemed to me that I had some kind of strange...

strange expression on my face and that I was not shaved.

So...

I came to talk about your report.

Now, when it was finally established

that it was not Marianne who was misbehaving on the ship.

So what?!

Should I apologize to her?

And why not? She tries really hard to be good.

I won't apologize! No way!

- This is not pedagogical. - I have my own principles.

No woman will expect this from me.

If you want to know, she is worse than a monkey to me.

Sorry!

That's OK.

Insensitive lump!

Well, I’ll take revenge on this guy!

So, I repeat to you, in order to avoid being discovered,

the door should always be locked.

You will open it only to me, at three knocks.

One, two, three.

At three, at three.

Well, do you understand me?!

Well, observe me again. Here, I run up and knock - one, two, three.

I run up - open the latch!

And get a piece of sugar.

One, two, three - try it!

Well done!

Marishka, go to the pantry, they need pepper.

- And the mouse? - Come on, come on! Quickly!

Motya, be a friend go to the pantry for pepper.

Go yourself. Don't be afraid.

There is no mouse there. I took care of it.

No, there is! I saw it myself.

Motya, darling, go.

Actually, I don't really like mice either.

But for you I am ready to do anything.

As you enter, on the left shelf, there's a yellow can.

Switch is on the left.

Well?

What's in there?

Everything is fine.

Where did mousetraps come from?

I installed them. Only I didn’t put them for Motya, but for the mouse.

Oh, thank you, Motya. And for your courage I will kiss you.

I sent a radiogram...

for you to be reinstated as captain.

- How do you look at this? - I look at this extremely negatively.

Sorry, what did you say?

Warning!

Animal tracks!

Traces!

Maybe this isn't a tiger trail?

Then whose? A human's?!

Or maybe it's...

Don't make a fool of yourself!

Who allowed you to release tigers at night, huh?

For what? Let him tell us, for what?

Yes, fellow sailors, I do it.

Every night.

Tigers need to go for a walk so that they don't get rickets.

And at night I walk them.

Anyway I have insomnia.

- That's all. - All?! No, not all!

If you release them again,

then I'll put you in the box where the anchor chains are stored.

Give the tamer a sleeping pill, so he can sleep at night.

And for you, Oleg Petrovich, a severe reprimand that will be entered into your personal file.

There are tigers walking on the ship! What a jungle!

Comrade captain,

I'm ready to take punishment.

Please seat me under arrest.

Only as far as Odessa.

Where to sit?

How about it, Vasily Vasilyevich?!

Well, when will I tame you to order?

Let me wipe my lips. Don't oppose and don't argue, you dirty fellow.

Take the spoon. Take the spoon.

With your hands. Here.

Like this. Well done!

Now carefully.

But you eat like a pig.

Well, now he’ll dance with me!

Don’t you know how to count to two?!

It was just one knock - that means strangers. Well, go sleep, sleep.

So...

It's begun!

Five, six, seven, eight, nine tigers.

Ten.

Everything is in place!

Mysticism!

Mysterious traces continue to appear; three motormen refused to go on dutyэ

They claim to have seen the feet of a tiger which was laughing like a man.

The first mate was given another reprimand and warning.

Comrade barmaid, take the trouble to take an upright position.

I didn’t even expect this from a woman.

Keep your distance.

It's not me, it's the jock.

Tell me why did you do this?

Because I can't stand you.

What a knight!

You can throw me overboard, like a monkey.

You are capable of this!

Wow, sea monster! Let me pass!

Marishka, come out for penalty work.

Comrade captain,

we are a delegation from the team.

About the barmaid. We want this... to take her on bail.

- No way! - She's just funny.

Why hang her on the yardarm for that?!

Get the prisoner out of your head.

- Are you leaving?! - None of your business!

But because of you, I could also unwittingly suffer.

“Will I fall, pierced by an arrow?”

“Or will it fly by”

"Like a fleeting vision."

What kind of booze?

Does it give forty percent?

Here's a man!

Beast tamer, and even understands cooking.

But teach you or not...

Who approves the layout?

- Oleg Petrovich. - Serious comrade.

The captain will be thinner against him.

Well, he was the captain. And even on this ship.

Yes, they lowered his rank.

For what? Was it an audit?

Because of a passenger.

He fell madly in love with her, and she...

twisted his brains.

She was a beautiful rogue. An artist by profession.

And so, we approach the pier.

And the passenger goes to the bridge with him.

And she says: “This way and that.

This is supposedly a mistake, mutual delusion.

I forgot to tell you that I'm married."

Oleg Petrovich stands dumbfounded, and the ship is running full speed ahead.

So we hit the pier with our nose at full speed.

That's how his captaincy ended.

Yes, it turns out like a person suffered for love.

What does love have to do with it?

Maybe it was just a momentary infatuation.

What have you done, you evil one!

It's boiling!

Well, tell me what use you are in life!

Nothing but harm!

Marishka!

Brought lunch.

Take it back. I'm going on a hunger strike.

I demand for the first mate to come here.

Until he comes, I won't eat anything!

Fine.

Knysh, Knysh,

what is compote made of today?

- From peaches. - Well, okay, give me some compote.

As for the rest, hunger strike!

Oh, my goodness, save me!

Found you, little devil!

And why do you keep following me?!

Why did you call me?

I want to apologize for everything.

I always knew you were quarrelsome

meaningless, good for nothing girl.

But today I realized that you are...

You are ready to humiliate yourself just to be released from here.

And that's all you understood?

Eh, you...

prophetic Oleg!

Sorry.

Come on, I'll feed you, feed you...

You will grow up as big as a tiger, and go and bite him to death, that fool!

Since he doesn't understand that I love him!

And I’m ruining my relationship with him!

Oh, how silly you are, buddy!

And I seem to be even more silly.

Close the door behind me! Do you hear?!

Oleg Petrovich, can I come to you?

But no, lie down, lie down.

I did not come to you as a to subordinate, but as a person to another.

I think about Marianne all the time.

Am I being too harsh with her?

True, she had a difficult childhood.

Difficult, in fact, for her parents.

I agree, I agree: bad! It's too bad that she...

didn’t find a place in life, but...

What does the great Pistalozzi say? Remember I read excerpts to you?

"Man is shaped by circumstances.

"Work! This is what will save Marianne.

The same noble work that turned monkey into man.

What is this?! What?!

One-two-three! One-two-three!

Bug! Give me a sample, please!

One-two-three! One-two-three!

Traces!

Marishka is acting weird again!

Here it is! Well, you're lying! You won't buy it! I know...

Paludndra-ah!

I'll burn! Tigers!

Strange things are happening on our ship.

The hand...

Take five to the right.

Oleg Petrovich, I'm probably unwell.

- What's happened? - I was just now in your cabin and it seemed to me...

- What did you think? - No, that’s nonsense!

Lately everything seems different to me.

Oleg Petrovich!

Ma-ma-mommy!

Shoo! Run to the radio operator, have him notify the team and the handler. Shoo!

Late! We are surrounded!

Leave through the porthole.

Oleg Petrovich...

Hey, on watch! Cool laid!

The old man is angry. I went completely wild.

I didn't understand you! Repeat!

- Orlov, run, give the alarm! - I'm far away! Let us down!

M-m-mommy!

Comrades, give me something to eat! I'm canceling my hunger strike!

You forgot about me! Of course, you have a good time there!

Where are you going? Get away from the stove!

Oh guys! Oh!

Every one, every one! I repeat, all the animals jumped out of their cages!

Hold it, hold it! I haven't handed it over yet.

- Squeeze, don’t give in! - Pile on!

- Pile on! - Spit out the cigarette, it bothers you.

You're used to give orders on the deck.

Come on! Yes, spit it out! Well?!

He's dodging!

Comrade Shuleikin, drive the animals back into their cages!

Left and right...

Hold it, hold it! I haven't sent the message yet!

Oh, brothers! Saliva is dripping from his fangs!

I'm burning! Spit, spit! Throw the cigarette! Come on!

- Spit, I order! - Ugh!

Yes, my mouth is dry! No saliva!

- Oh, I can’t! - Where are you going?!

Comrades, it's coming out!

Where are you going?!

Where do you take it? Lead it back!

Run!

Comrade, please don't chew the ladder!

Isn't it clear?! I'll fall into the water!

“Comrade tamer, immediately drive your animals into cages!”

“Comrade tamer, immediately drive your animals into cages!”

Left and right, Two right galoshes!

It never fits It never comes down!

What should I do? What should I do?!

How to love Marusya?!

What should I do? What should I do?! How to love Marusya?!

Coachman, don't drive... Who is this?

"Comrade Captain, I report the situation:

the tigers left the radio room, there are no human casualties,

waiting for your instructions. I can’t see anything from here.

"Everyone, everyone! From the port of Brigidy they sent us, straight from the arena,

to the aid of our tamer, a helicopter with a local tamer.

Captain's order: Don't hit tigers with anything heavy.

And don’t spoil the skins. It's state cargo,

and must be delivered intact."

Sorry.

May you choke!

Brothers, warning!

- Here it is! Brothers! - Finally!

- Comrade tamer, help me out! - Come on, let the tamer through!

Don't! Comrades, don't throw me out! Don't!

Don't! Don't! Ah-ah-ah!

Open up! Open up, I say!

Insignificant creature! You still don’t know what a boatswain is.

You won’t eat me without horseradish!

Alexey Stepanovich, didn't you forget to close the door?

Comrade tamer, why are you here?

- For what? Same reason as you. - I don't want to be a steak.

Come here!

- These are your animals, right?! - Mine.

It's clear! Well, then...

What are you doing?! Have you lost your mind?!

Tame them! Come on!

Let me in! Open up! You can't do that! This is cruel!

Don't, kitty!

It's tickling! Ah-ah-ah!

Shoo! Shoo, striped devils!

Shoo!

Uncle, what happened?!

Oh! We're drowning, right?!

Let me out! I won't do it again!

What are you doing?! Put it back!

Who allowed you? No, no, no!

Ugh! Shoo! Aley hop!

Don't, stop messing around!

Shoo! I forgive you, shoo!

Take the water away, damn it!

Enough!

Why is there no shift change?

Are those assholes being slaughtered or what?

So, you say lived on Deribasovskaya, huh, comrade tamer?

Full speed ahead!

Full back!

It's coming! Hurray!

Hurray!

Hurray!!!

I am the world famous trainer Chokolani.

Where is the tiger?

I will tame him!

Get down on the deck

and drive the animals into a cage.

How? They can't be tamed!

Wild tiger! We need to bang bang! Pistol, artillery!

Full speed ahead!

Schneller, schneller!

We'll pay in foreign currency!

Schneller!

- You are a coward! - I'm not a coward, but I'm afraid!

Don't, tiger!

Let me go! I'll complain!

You are not a tiger, you are a pig!

Fly, fly! Schneller!

Where are you going? Where?

Tamer!

Lime!

Uncle, what happened?

Guys!

Oh, okay.

Long live freedom!

Hey helicopter!

Good riddens!

Run! Run, Mariska!

Woman! Mariska is on deck! Save her!

Save her!

I'm coming to the rescue!

You, my striped one!

Kitty.

Kitty.

It turns out you're not scary at all.

- I don’t understand anything! - And you won’t understand!

Kitty...

Now move away from the beast.

- He will eat you! - None of your business!

- G-go away from here! - You go away!

Enough with your orders.

Don't argue.

Poor thing!

The first mate scratched you, huh?

Marishechka, hold this beast.

I need to go to the control room.

Get out, get out. I'll hold him.

Well, sit down, sit down.

Run before they come to their senses.

I won’t even think about it!

Hey, don't you dare!

Don't turn the helm!

Hold the cage! It moves!

It's deep there! Save me, everyone!

Directly ahead, reefs!

Someone get to the helm.

Quicker!

Stop the cage! Help me, hold the cage!

It's deep there! I can't swim!

What's going on!?

Now I’ll bandage the paw and everything will go away.

You are my good one.

Don't worry, he won't touch you anymore.

No.

Why are you lying down here?

Look how shaggy he is.

What's that on your head?!

Now such hairstyles are not in fashion.

Let me brush your hair.

Fellow barmaid,

what are you doing?

Hairstyle...

"I'm Dad's fool."

Ask the first mate for a scarf.

You will put it on during official hours.

Next!

Well, big guy, will you listen to me now?

Just let the first mate try to growl at me.

Leave the deck now.

If you go with me to penal work, you will peel potatoes.

Listen, Marishka,

for God's sake, try to get them into cages.

I have to feed the team.

Serves you right!

You are all under my arrest now.

There.

And your captain, and your senior assistant...

And I am your boss.

Marisha,

why don't they touch you?

Don't you understand?! They liked me.

Marishenka, I beg you, put them in cages.

Odessa is on the horizon! - Let the first mate ask.

Oleg Petrovich, for God's sake, please, you ask her.

Comrade barmaid!

Fellow barmaid,

immediately herd the animals into cages.

And when you ask, you say please.

For me, for me, please.

Please, drive the animals into cages.

Well, let's go home! Quickly march into the cages!

Oh, yes, yes?! So?! Don't listen?! Come on, let's go to the cells!

Here you go! Here you go!

Wow, red team! What, snap? Snap? Come on, let's go!

- Marisha, stop! - Come on!

On, on. Well, eat. On! Well, well!

Beware!

I'm drowning!!! I'm drowning!!!

Guys, come to me!!!

I'm drowning!!!

- Thank you. - Man overboard!

Release port anchor!

This is precision!

Just a second.

- They swim beautifully! - Who?

That group over there in the striped swimsuits.

Sergunchik, follow me!

Crazy people, where to?!

Where did you go, you thug? Come off the roof!

This is not our car! Get off! Get down, I say!

What are you staring at?!

Mommy,

I always dream about you in some exotic form.

What can I do?

Come to me! Come to me! Hurry!

Hurry! Home! Guys, let's go. Well done!

On the ship, on the ship. It's time for lunch. Well, let's go, let's go.

Let's swim.

Wow! Kitty!

The last ones are swimming.

- Look, look! Marisha is holding on to her tail. - Quiet!

- Not at all by the tail, swims on her own. - No, by the tail, by the tail!

Fifth, sixth, seventh.

Get off the board! Roll the last cage to the exit from the corridor!

Fast! Sidorenko, get ready!

Immediately slam the door behind the last animal!

Lock them in the cage!

Roll it back into place!

Ah, uncle! So I came in handy! Is it true?

- Raise the left anchor! - What's wrong with you, Marianna?!

Oleg Petrovich, please, take her to the infirmary.

Raise port anchor!

One. Two. Three. Four.

- Five. - I'm sorry, you counted me out.

And you will sit with me until the very pier, you swindler.

So, are you going to give him up for a lion? The lion was sitting in this cage.

Lion in the tamer's cabin!

Open up!

- Go now! Be brave! - Don't shove!

- Come on! - Open it!

- Come on, come on! - He's asleep.

He himself goes in. - Silence!

- He ate Luminal. He's out, poor fellow. - Be quiet!

He'll jump on us if you wake him up.

- Hold him, hold him! - Quiet!

Easy, easy.

He's pretending, the bastard! Waiting for us to come closer.

- Quiet. - Come on.

Valya, try to tie it like a muzzle.

- Try it yourself. - Look, he’s listening!

Don't breathe on him. He can smell it.

- Oh, comrades! Guys, the shoulder needs to be changed. - Quiet! Be patient.

Quiet!

Drop your weapon! Be humane!

Where are you going?

Get up!

- Quiet! - That way is not...

Be quiet!

This one is occupied, it's occupied!

Comrade sailors, what are you doing?!

- What about me?! - Come out already, tamer.

Well, brother, didn’t you go wild?

Won't you bite?

- Be brave! - Calmly.

- Be brave, step over. - Calmly.

- Don't step on the udder, it will wake up. - Calmly.

Oh, how glad I am that you are already better.

Maybe you are already able to walk by yourself, huh?

No one asked you to carry me around the ship!

- Goodbye, comrade captain. - Happy sailing.

- Don't forget! - Happy sailing, friends.

Goodbye.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye, comrade captain.

Well, are you sad to leave?

It's not hard for you, is it? Well then, let's go. Just don't lose your pants.

Yes!

And then she sat by the cages and sobbed.

And the whole team,

even the tigers, had...

tears like this.

Believe it or not.

What a sad story!

So, Marianna became a tiger tamer, right?

No, she didn't become a tamer.

And yet she found her calling.

Did she find such a love that really never ends?

I would find it, I would definitely find it.

Gone to headquarters.

Over there, look. Do you see them?

Sorry, Marianna Andreevna, You are asked to go backstage.

- The artist got sick. Please. - Fine.

Go home and wash the dishes prepare dinner and wait for me.

Are you coming soon?

Get a doctor soon!

Hurry, hurry. Doctor.

- Let the doctor through. Don't crowd, comrades. - Listen, how did it get out?

- They say the lock was bitten off. - What lock?

- What's happened? - Marianna Andreevna, Vaska tore his Achilles.

Well, patient, what are we complaining about? You won't fight again.

Why did you bite off Vaska’s tail, huh?

And you got it too.

I will definitely become someone too.

I’ll go to technical school in the fall. Honestly, I'll go.

The patient needs surgery in a clinical setting. Collar!

Did you see? I told you the whole truth.

Believe it or not.

There.

The role of Marianne was played by the tiger tamer...

Margarita Nazarova.

Director-trainer Konstantin Konstantinovsky.