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Hey,

don't touch me like that.

Oh my God, please.

I'm not going to see you again.

But

we

didn't do anything.

The camera doesn't lie.

I remember that girl.

Remember her, huh? Oh, yeah.

She was a troublemaker, she was.

Oh, yeah, she was a good time.

This one? Oh, my God.

Surprise!

What the shit?

God. Happy retirement.

Happy retirement, man. You scared the shit out of me.

What the hell is this? There you go, boy.

Happy retirement, Jack.

All right.

There you go, man.

Thank you, guys.

Welcome, man. Absolutely.

Oh, thanks.

That's nice of you. I didn't expect the thought to scare the shit out of you.

It's been a couple of years.

Yeah. I want to make sure you're doing well.

You know,

we're going here. We're going to take a look. We're going to

the old pictures and, you know, have our fun.

Remember this girl?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I remember that.

She's kind of a bitch, isn't she?

A little bit spicy.

Yeah.

Who's the guy with the little bitch in the ass?

Oh, that's not my dick. No, definitely not mine. I don't know.

That's my dick.

You don't hate all these girls, huh? Oh, God.

Oh, man. It's been a good time. Here you go.

You know what, Todd? You're making me feel kind of nostalgic here. It just

of almost feels... Pretty good cake.

Yeah, right?

You guys, I'll pick this one. You got it? Why don't you guys eat the cake and

all that stuff? You know what?

It's my last one. I'll get it. You want to get it? Yeah, yeah.

All right.

You guys enjoy the cake. I'll be walking. All right.

Wait for him to come back.

Never a moment's breath.

No, never.

Always some girl, some girl.

Put these away.

Do you hear that yeah, I think he's having trouble let's go let's go.

Come on guys. Let's go get this one

God damn it.

Why is she back in the store?

I didn't do anything.

Well, if you've been caught shopping twice, now you're back in the store

Just to get caught once or twice means that I'm always shoplifting when I come

here. You're not supposed to be coming back is my point. You're banned from the

store. I thought you'd get like a six month period or something. I'm on the

for your crap today.

I'm not doing any crap today. You're right in the middle of my goddamn

retirement party.

Well, to retire and let me go. I'm not doing shit.

Guys, you heard her.

All right, let's go. Let's start the process. Come on.

You know the drill.

Again?

Yeah. I didn't do shit. You're going to find out real quick.

Yeah, well, let's... What?

She is a stupid -ass fucking... What? I go to Catholic school.

Yeah, I'm sure you do.

Yeah. Turn that thing off. Jeez.

The lady from the jewelry department said she saw you walking back there. I

in with that.

Why is the price tag gone?

What do you mean the price has gone up? Right there, yeah.

It was a fucking birthday gift.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

To yourself?

From yourself?

Yeah. Yeah, you know I'm going to treat myself on my birthday, huh?

Yeah, by stealing shit.

Yeah. Enough of this. No. All right, let's go. Let's put the pat down.

She knows the process.

This is her third time here, huh? Let's start filling that out. Shut the fuck

up. Oh, God.

Do you guys want to do this shit again to me? All right, it's okay.

You don't want me to go back here and steal it?

I believe we do, actually.

We already have our photo up there, don't we? Yeah, it should be in the

Yeah.

All right, assume the position. Let's do a pat down. Come on. Yeah, you know

what the routine is.

Let's go. Arms out. Come on.

There we go.

Billy, Rusty, take care of this.

You want some cake?

I'm on a diet.

Yeah, is that it? Yeah.

Shorts we have?

Yeah. Take the cage.

What are you going to do with the hiding?

We need you to take the clothes off.

Do you know how many buttons are on this goddamn top?

That's not our problem. We've got plenty of hands to help you.

There you go. I feel so accepted into there. I'm changing my life around,

What, did that come out of your shirt when I broke it off? Yeah, it totally

Look at that, huh? Jeez.

I've never seen one in my goddamn life.

I've already fucked two of you, though. Like, that's not fair.

You're not really fucking fine. That's not fair, sweetheart. You mean... Does

that mean you're, like, only three?

Kind of. Yeah.

Three's not bad.

I mean, I guess three times is hard, right?

All right, so she thinks you're saying we have a deal, then. Yeah.

All right,

you do this, and you get out of this.

There you go.

How's it in there, Jack?

Oh,

my God.

You know,

this wouldn't be a party without some pussy, huh? Yeah. Yeah.

I guess it was a good fellow to get to you, huh? Oh, yeah.

Couldn't ask for a better going away party, really. I'm glad everyone was

Yeah, they're all such fucking pervs.

Yeah.

Come on, suck that fucking cock.

She sucks a fucking cock.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've got to stop shoplifting in this fucking house.

You said it like a lab job.

You said it like a lab job. You're going to hire some new employees, too.

You gotta come fucking closer then, if you want

this.

Oh, yeah.

Something like this would help build teamwork, too. Like that company retreat

went on. Fuck.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck you.

There's others here. Come on, let's go.

Yeah, yeah.

Keep passing around.

Keep passing around. Come on, we all have our time.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I want to get closer.

I want to dive. All right,

let's keep going.

We'll get married around here.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh,

fuck.

Should we go down? Go there. Go around.

Get out of here, huh?

I can look at you, too?

Yeah, that's right.

We can sort of pick a bag over here if you want.

Check that fucking cock out.

You think you're pretty, though.

Keep it going guys, come on.

Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

If I get injured I can see you guys, right?

Oh man, it's so fucking deep.

There we are.

Let's give him a hug. Yeah.

Go around.

Yeah, this is the best permit you ever put me on?

Fuck yeah.

oh my god get those shorts off come

on get those shirts off oh you're not done yet no we're not done yet started

started

Fuck. Oh, fuck.

There we go. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

And he isn't breaking the fucking table. Good.

I think we might need a new one after this. Can your salaries afford that?

hold on.

Keep

going.

The batter's up.

Pay attention.

Keep going.

Did she get you good over there? She did. Someone deep throws her.

She right dick or what?

Let's make her ride some dick. All right.

All right. Come on, somebody.

All right, honey, jump on and ride the dick.

All right.

Billy likes when I scream.

Fucking gym day.

All right. Hey, wait a minute. Look too far over here. Come on.

I got so much fucking dicks.

There you go. There you go.

Drink that fucking dick. There you go. Drink those fucking dicks off. There we

go.

She put it in her butt, huh?

That was virginal.

She comes in here a fourth time.

Yeah, a fourth time.

Get her on the floor. No, no, you go on the floor. Move that chair.

Take that chair over there.

There we go.

There we go, buddy.

Right on Grandpa's neck.

Get down there. Come on, what are you doing?

There we go. There we go.

Come on, that's right.

Oh, that's a girl.

There you go. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, that dick's too sweet. I'll suck those too.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Keep drinking those fucking cocks.

Don't let her dick get stopped.

Oh, my God.

There's so many of you.

That's what you get.

Fucking stealing, huh?

Didn't learn to fucking listen the first time. Second time.

She's definitely going to listen.

Oh, there you go. There you go.

Hold on. Look at that.

Look at that fucking cock. There you go.

All those fucking cocks.

Turn around, turn around.

Fucking the other way, come on.

That's right.

Look down there, come on.

Little fucking day here.

There we go.

Just like that.

Oh my God, there's too many of you.

You want it back on the table? Is that what you want, huh?

A little bit more of this, yeah.

You want more of this?

I think it's time for her to give a price, huh? Yeah, I think it's so.

That's not good. Get over it.

Shoot her.

You're going to kind of be like Dick Drunk.

Get over there. Get in the corner.

You guys all help at once, huh? Yeah, right?

Better lay her on the back on tape.

Just like that.

Oh, it's sweet.

Oh, Mark.

What's your idea?

Oh, that was fucking good.

What?

This table's a fucking liability.

Oh, fuck.

There you

go.

There you go.

There's so many fucking cocks.

Yeah, right there is. Oh, fuck yeah.

Check that fucking cock.

Yeah.

I think we're almost concluded here, gentlemen.

Oh, yeah, I think, uh... I think it's time to, uh... Give her her prize, huh?

Yeah, I think it's time to give her her prize. What prize?

Well, you'll see.

Well, you know the joke. This is your third time here, so you know what I

Um... Come on, you're going to fall over.

And we have one little surprise for us.

Yeah.

You know what? How about I get rid of this one, huh? Yeah. All of her pretty

little fucking face. Yeah.

Fuck up my makeup too much.

Oh, fuck up my makeup.

Beautiful. There we go.

Right on.

There we go.

Oh,

my God.

There we go.

Who's up next, huh?

Some of you.

Not done until you're covered in cum.

Sorry.

Can I get that fucking taco?

Have some cake.