Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:04,067
[chime]
2
00:00:04,933 --> 00:00:06,233
[sirens]
3
00:00:06,333 --> 00:00:09,467
FRANK: Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express.
4
00:00:09,567 --> 00:00:10,800
Oy.
5
00:00:10,900 --> 00:00:13,000
MONICA: Come watch pikeys
making a mess is the lives they
6
00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:15,767
were given by him upstairs.
7
00:00:15,867 --> 00:00:18,800
And kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
8
00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:19,700
Wicked.
9
00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,167
Piss off.
10
00:00:21,267 --> 00:00:26,133
What sounds on earth could
ever replace kids needing
11
00:00:26,233 --> 00:00:28,333
money or wives in your face.
12
00:00:28,433 --> 00:00:31,267
'Cause this, people
reckon, me included,
13
00:00:31,367 --> 00:00:35,333
is why pubs and drugs were
kindly invented to calm us
14
00:00:35,433 --> 00:00:37,400
all down, stop us going mental.
15
00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:43,300
These are Chatsworth
Estates' basic essentials.
16
00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:49,200
We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
17
00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:54,500
Well, you shit on our heads,
but you pay the taxes.
18
00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,667
Imagine a Britain without
Chatsworth buccaneers
19
00:00:57,767 --> 00:01:00,833
who'll cum on your face for
the price of a beer, eh?
20
00:01:00,933 --> 00:01:02,100
Hey.
21
00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,567
Make poverty history.
22
00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:06,567
Cheaper drugs now.
23
00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:09,133
Make poverty history.
24
00:01:09,233 --> 00:01:11,000
Cheaper drugs now.
25
00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:13,533
Hey, hey, hey, ow.
26
00:01:13,633 --> 00:01:17,033
[music playing]
27
00:01:21,867 --> 00:01:24,300
[chiming music]
28
00:01:27,167 --> 00:01:29,333
MONICA (VOICEOVER):
Whore, cow, bitch,
29
00:01:29,433 --> 00:01:31,933
slag, tart, lezzer, dyke--
30
00:01:32,033 --> 00:01:34,400
I've been called all
sorts in my time,
31
00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:37,733
sometimes by people who say
they love me in the next breath.
32
00:01:37,833 --> 00:01:39,300
[birds screaming]
33
00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,733
MONICA (VOICEOVER): There's no
word for the worst thing I've
34
00:01:40,833 --> 00:01:45,800
done, no single word, no
insult. I don't suppose there's
35
00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:48,567
any way I can make up for it.
36
00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:49,633
I keep trying though.
37
00:01:49,733 --> 00:01:51,200
[peacock call]
38
00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:54,200
MONICA (VOICEOVER): All I need
to do now is to admit me faults
39
00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:57,300
and say what I am,
what I really am.
40
00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,800
My name is Monica Gallagher.
41
00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:03,733
And I'm-- I'm tryin'.
42
00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:05,733
Ah.
43
00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:08,733
[music playing]
44
00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,700
[vomiting]
45
00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,233
Tell me mum, I can't live with
the stench of me dad's feet.
46
00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:27,233
Hard to believe, that.
47
00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:29,600
Then why don't you move back?
48
00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:33,067
CARL: There's loads more space.
- Everybody.
49
00:02:33,167 --> 00:02:34,700
There's different
types of space.
50
00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,033
MONICA: I've got a little
announcement to make.
51
00:02:37,133 --> 00:02:39,200
Mother's smother.
52
00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:43,300
I am gonna to have
another little baby.
53
00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,067
Yeah.
54
00:02:44,167 --> 00:02:46,767
[cheering]
55
00:02:53,133 --> 00:02:54,133
[dogs barking]
56
00:02:54,233 --> 00:02:55,700
Well, we've been
tryin' all this
57
00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,333
time ever since I come back.
58
00:02:57,433 --> 00:02:59,133
Well, you could
have fucking told me.
59
00:02:59,233 --> 00:03:00,367
Take it with you
when you bugger off.
60
00:03:00,467 --> 00:03:01,567
'Cause I'm lookin' after it.
61
00:03:01,667 --> 00:03:03,200
Where's it gonna go?
LIAM: Not ours.
62
00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:04,667
We'll have to hope
it's a girl then.
63
00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:06,033
No chance, I'm not sharin'.
64
00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:11,567
Congratulations.
65
00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:13,233
When's it due?
66
00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:15,733
Doctor will us that
when I get it confirmed.
67
00:03:15,833 --> 00:03:16,733
You've taken a test?
68
00:03:16,833 --> 00:03:18,100
I don't need to.
69
00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:22,900
I've had me visions,
nursery rhymes, birds, eggs.
70
00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:28,567
No, I am most
definitely with child.
71
00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,733
[flute music]
72
00:03:38,133 --> 00:03:41,400
Best nosh, a night
in the finest hotel,
73
00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:46,800
baked in luxury, a 40th
birthday to go down in history.
74
00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:48,133
Wish you'd let us join in.
75
00:03:48,233 --> 00:03:49,067
Yeah, it's not fair.
76
00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:50,933
You can get us a pressie.
77
00:03:51,033 --> 00:03:52,167
Aye, a big'un.
78
00:03:52,267 --> 00:03:54,500
She'll have a big
fucking bash [inaudible]
79
00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,767
My Paddy's planned this,
which means it's perfect.
80
00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:03,900
You ah, toddlin'
off into town?
81
00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,967
Oh, don't know if
I can be bothered.
82
00:04:07,067 --> 00:04:08,233
OK.
83
00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:10,533
[inaudible] choose a frock.
84
00:04:10,633 --> 00:04:13,133
Oh.
85
00:04:13,233 --> 00:04:14,500
Do you want a lift in the limo?
86
00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:15,433
I'll get the bus.
87
00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:26,533
Why don't we have a bash.
88
00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:28,233
Tryin' to give the
game away spunk bubble?
89
00:04:28,333 --> 00:04:29,700
No, I was just
throwin' her off scent.
90
00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:30,967
It's classic tactics.
91
00:04:31,067 --> 00:04:33,233
Never, ever attempt
to act on initiative.
92
00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:35,733
When every fucker
shouts surprise.
93
00:04:35,833 --> 00:04:37,033
I want her to stop.
94
00:04:37,133 --> 00:04:39,000
I want her skin in
a pile on the floor.
95
00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:40,567
And a Mimi shaped
hole in the ceiling.
96
00:04:40,667 --> 00:04:43,900
Great woe will descend
upon anybody who
97
00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,600
blows this, comprendo dicko?
98
00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:48,200
Mm-hm.
99
00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:50,533
IAN: You gonna hang this up in
your bedroom after the party?
100
00:04:50,633 --> 00:04:51,800
Oy, my mum.
101
00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,500
I'm beginning to think we
should have said not now.
102
00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:54,833
It's easy.
103
00:04:54,933 --> 00:04:57,000
As long as we don't run out
of beer, they'll be happy.
104
00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:58,500
Isn't what your dad thinks.
105
00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,600
He's been sweatin'
on this for months.
106
00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:01,767
Months.
107
00:05:01,867 --> 00:05:03,600
He's got people
coming from all over.
108
00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:05,067
Australia.
109
00:05:05,167 --> 00:05:06,333
We've had lots of do's.
110
00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:07,567
Not when my application
is being looked at.
111
00:05:07,667 --> 00:05:09,433
Brewery can chuck
us out anytime now.
112
00:05:09,533 --> 00:05:12,133
All night porn shop is
the last thing I need.
113
00:05:12,233 --> 00:05:13,867
What's this?
114
00:05:13,967 --> 00:05:17,033
This is your
entertainment, slide shows,
115
00:05:17,133 --> 00:05:20,100
karaoke, glitter balls, Ceilidh
music, all Mimi's fav's.
116
00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,800
But there's so much I need to.
117
00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,800
Hey, relax.
118
00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:27,167
I'm holdin' you personally
responsible for everythin'.
119
00:05:27,267 --> 00:05:28,667
There's stuff I need to get.
120
00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:32,500
A pint and a bucket of ice
for my great big bollocks.
121
00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:37,900
Two weeks for an appointment?
122
00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000
Yeah, wouldn't let me wait.
123
00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:43,467
Doctor is very
busy so I shopped.
124
00:05:43,567 --> 00:05:46,067
You've had these lame-brain
visions before, you know.
125
00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:47,133
You weren't stuffed up then.
126
00:05:47,233 --> 00:05:49,600
Yeah, but not like this.
127
00:05:49,700 --> 00:05:50,667
So you're not even sure?
128
00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:53,000
[chiming music]
129
00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:56,700
Shouldn't you be at school?
130
00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,000
The thought of you and my
dad doin' it has made me ill.
131
00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,533
You should take a test, Mon.
132
00:06:00,633 --> 00:06:03,933
MONICA: This little bub is
gonna make up for any mistakes
133
00:06:04,033 --> 00:06:06,500
I've made, one for me.
134
00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,700
DEBBIE: Oh thanks.
135
00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,367
What if it's phantom?
136
00:06:09,467 --> 00:06:10,633
Oh, go on then.
137
00:06:10,733 --> 00:06:11,833
I'll take a test.
138
00:06:11,933 --> 00:06:13,967
Lend us one of yours.
139
00:06:14,067 --> 00:06:15,100
I haven't got any.
140
00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,867
What kind of teenager are ya?
141
00:06:16,967 --> 00:06:17,900
DEBBIE: Go next door.
142
00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000
Meena's got loads.
143
00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:28,067
I'm fertile Frank [inaudible]
dead eye Dick Gallagher is me,
144
00:06:28,167 --> 00:06:28,967
eh, poncy.
145
00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:30,133
No waste.
146
00:06:30,233 --> 00:06:33,800
I'm like your cowboys
in a white hat.
147
00:06:33,900 --> 00:06:36,900
Cowboys in black hats come
crashing through the window,
148
00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,867
spray lead all over
the fuckin' shop.
149
00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:45,833
Miss every bastard and kick the
saloon door open, hello, boys.
150
00:06:45,933 --> 00:06:50,267
[inaudible] bidin' me time.
151
00:06:50,367 --> 00:06:53,067
[pin ball machine noises]
152
00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:55,867
[guitar chimes]
153
00:06:55,967 --> 00:06:57,400
Draw.
154
00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,167
[gunshot]
155
00:06:59,267 --> 00:07:02,967
Dusted over, all up
the duff in this case.
156
00:07:03,067 --> 00:07:04,833
How long's mom been back?
157
00:07:04,933 --> 00:07:06,133
Oh, forever.
158
00:07:06,233 --> 00:07:08,633
You not that spunky
then, are ya, dead eye?
159
00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:11,467
She'll be out for a
second, let her by now.
160
00:07:11,567 --> 00:07:15,300
Just stick it on the
slate, spotty herbert.
161
00:07:21,533 --> 00:07:23,667
A pig.
162
00:07:23,767 --> 00:07:25,867
Spit roast for me mum's rave.
163
00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:27,000
Not in the footballer sense.
164
00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:27,967
Do we leave it there?
165
00:07:28,067 --> 00:07:29,200
How the fuck should I know?
166
00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:32,867
I'll make some
room in the cellar.
167
00:07:32,967 --> 00:07:34,700
Got to take a date
to me mum's party.
168
00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,433
I'm workin'.
169
00:07:36,533 --> 00:07:38,600
A girl, smart ass.
170
00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:42,700
If we don't find one, we've
gotta take Nana Murphy.
171
00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:43,600
Kisses for Nana.
172
00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:50,867
Just drag along some
[inaudible] or Norma.
173
00:07:50,967 --> 00:07:53,867
No, I'm gonna to do
it for real, get a cure.
174
00:07:53,967 --> 00:07:56,533
For what?
175
00:07:56,633 --> 00:07:58,200
Gay.
176
00:07:58,300 --> 00:07:59,867
Found one on the
internet, fucking insane
177
00:07:59,967 --> 00:08:01,400
American Christians.
178
00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:04,100
But they know a thing or two
about not wankin' over blokes.
179
00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,500
What do you do?
180
00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:06,933
Well, you train your
mind to stop thinkin' about
181
00:08:07,033 --> 00:08:08,733
sex and cocks and that.
182
00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:11,300
Yeah, it's mind over.
183
00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:14,433
[female singing]
Can you feel this?
184
00:08:14,533 --> 00:08:15,233
Do you want this?
185
00:08:15,333 --> 00:08:16,367
[screeching on vinyl record]
186
00:08:16,467 --> 00:08:17,767
- Even that don't bother me.
- Tit.
187
00:08:17,867 --> 00:08:18,700
I'll say the ass.
188
00:08:25,233 --> 00:08:26,867
Is it cold enough in here?
189
00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:28,067
It'll have to be.
190
00:08:28,167 --> 00:08:29,300
Freezer's full.
191
00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:33,133
Oh.
192
00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,967
Bollocks.
193
00:08:43,067 --> 00:08:43,867
Oi.
194
00:08:43,967 --> 00:08:46,200
[knocking]
195
00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:48,033
Oi, we're locked in, help.
196
00:08:48,133 --> 00:08:49,000
Jamie, no.
197
00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:50,833
JAMIE: Come on, let us out.
198
00:08:50,933 --> 00:08:51,800
Yeah.
199
00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:52,767
Shit.
200
00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:53,700
Quick.
201
00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,100
He's gonna cork it.
202
00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,700
They'll drink it
all, hurry up, mate.
203
00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:00,667
[everyone hollering]
204
00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,200
Mm.
205
00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:10,100
[music playing]
206
00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:25,100
You're Stan.
207
00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:28,233
Told you I was clever.
208
00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:29,067
Good.
209
00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:30,433
We both lied the same amount.
210
00:09:33,167 --> 00:09:36,100
You have no hair and
you are overweight.
211
00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:41,233
I am short and sent the
best photograph ever taken.
212
00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:43,933
[speaking russian]
213
00:09:44,033 --> 00:09:45,167
Thank you.
214
00:09:45,267 --> 00:09:46,100
But that's Russian.
215
00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,767
I'm Ukrainian.
216
00:09:47,867 --> 00:09:49,000
Hello, Irana.
217
00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:51,433
Hello, Stan.
218
00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:53,067
Please.
219
00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:58,067
What a dick, dick, dick.
220
00:09:58,167 --> 00:09:59,533
They'd have noticed
soon enough anyway.
221
00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:02,533
[footsteps on the stairs]
222
00:10:03,633 --> 00:10:05,733
Karen?
223
00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:06,733
You all right?
224
00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:09,700
[music playing]
225
00:10:22,733 --> 00:10:23,633
I tried to stop'em.
226
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:30,167
The party stuff,
Mimi's things, the book.
227
00:10:30,267 --> 00:10:31,333
Paddy is going to explode.
228
00:10:31,433 --> 00:10:33,500
[hands clap]
229
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:37,633
I am Spartacus.
230
00:10:37,733 --> 00:10:39,000
[bottles rattling]
231
00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:40,500
NORMA: Why won't you let us in?
232
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:44,067
MONICA: I can't have you around
when me nickers are down.
233
00:10:44,167 --> 00:10:45,733
I know you're like.
234
00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:46,633
Hold on.
235
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:49,133
[soft music]
236
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:55,733
It's not-- it's--
237
00:10:55,833 --> 00:10:57,900
what's wrong?
238
00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,067
Five, six, piss on sticks.
239
00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:03,167
[soft music]
240
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:11,067
DEBBIE: No line, no baby,
you're not pregnant result.
241
00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:14,067
No, I don't understand.
242
00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:15,200
NORMA: Menopause.
243
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,233
She's too young.
244
00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:19,333
Hormones all over
the fuckin' house.
245
00:11:19,433 --> 00:11:20,767
That's why you're
gettin' your visions.
246
00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:22,133
Oh, no.
247
00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:24,967
Hot flushes, depression,
insomnia, irritability,
248
00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:27,667
night sweats, vaginal dryness.
249
00:11:27,767 --> 00:11:28,767
Please.
250
00:11:28,867 --> 00:11:30,500
NORMA: It's part
of being a woman.
251
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,133
Comes to us all.
252
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,900
It's comin' to her first, mind.
253
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,133
No more babies.
254
00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:37,067
[flute music]
255
00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:38,767
No more babies for Monica.
256
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,933
I'm not pleased.
257
00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:44,400
You said you were
coming back for the ones
258
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,967
you left, not to pop another.
259
00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:47,767
I say a lot of things.
260
00:11:47,867 --> 00:11:48,767
They hate me.
261
00:11:48,867 --> 00:11:50,267
Oh, Mon, they don't.
262
00:11:50,367 --> 00:11:53,567
If I left now, this minute,
take 'em two days to notice.
263
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:54,967
Well.
264
00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:58,500
They'd shrug and then they'd
carry on like they expect it,
265
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,100
if they expect anything.
266
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:04,967
I'm just temporary, a
visitor, an unwelcome one.
267
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:06,067
You're their mum.
268
00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:08,600
[dogs barking]
269
00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:16,500
I like being full of baby.
270
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,267
I'm good with them too,
when they come out when
271
00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:20,667
they're little and helpless.
272
00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:26,600
And then they grow up.
273
00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:27,567
And I fuck it up.
274
00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:30,400
You had to leave.
275
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,833
You were ill.
276
00:12:31,933 --> 00:12:33,267
Yeah.
277
00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:36,600
Hey, there'd have been no
me and you if you hadn't.
278
00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:39,467
[soft music]
279
00:12:42,233 --> 00:12:44,567
I'm never going
to get it right now.
280
00:12:44,667 --> 00:12:45,933
You didn't get it wrong.
281
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,933
You were depressed, desperate.
282
00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:50,067
Mm.
283
00:12:50,167 --> 00:12:51,833
And I never thought I'd
feel like that again.
284
00:12:51,933 --> 00:12:54,800
[soft music]
285
00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:06,700
[ominous music]
286
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,667
Sorry bad news.
287
00:13:10,767 --> 00:13:11,967
What?
288
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:14,333
We've had a robbery and
we can't do your party.
289
00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:15,267
What party?
290
00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:20,333
Would that be a surprise party?
291
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,100
Sorry, I-- I didn't know.
292
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,500
No, neither did
I, but I do now.
293
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,333
Paddy's gonna rip
your lungs out.
294
00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:30,733
You've really crossed the
line this time, shithead.
295
00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:35,467
[guitar twangs]
296
00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:36,367
Fuck.
297
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,133
[guitar twangs]
298
00:13:38,233 --> 00:13:40,000
Didn't me dad tell ya?
299
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,100
Obviously not.
300
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:46,300
Sorry, again.
301
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,633
JAMIE: It's a good job
she already knew then.
302
00:13:49,733 --> 00:13:50,867
What?
303
00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:53,000
He chucks one every year.
304
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:57,833
It's not a surprise if you know.
305
00:13:57,933 --> 00:13:59,600
Paddy doesn't know I know.
306
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,200
That means it's a surprise.
307
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:05,733
And if my Paddy wants me to
have a party, I'm havin' one.
308
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,533
Who's ruined surprise?
309
00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:09,400
[inaudible] there.
310
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,267
She already knew.
311
00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:11,500
Hey, it's not the point.
312
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,433
None of us told her.
313
00:14:12,533 --> 00:14:13,500
It's done now.
314
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,000
Karen's an idiot.
315
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,500
But she can't help that.
316
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,067
Drop what you're doin'.
317
00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:21,867
We know who took it,
twats, the drinkin' here.
318
00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:23,067
Threaten them.
319
00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,033
Hate them.
320
00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:25,800
Bring everything back here.
321
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:28,400
Not a word to your dad.
322
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,067
Party's on.
323
00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:36,467
Any more dropped tids,
Paddy'll know you told me.
324
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:37,233
[sirens]
325
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:40,333
One fuckin' warning.
326
00:14:40,433 --> 00:14:43,833
Maguire's want every
piece of fuckin' shite
327
00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:47,233
from the Jockey
back, everything.
328
00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:50,400
You give it up now or
you're fuckin' dead.
329
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,767
[bang]
330
00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:52,733
Yeah, that should do it.
331
00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:53,667
Oi.
332
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,633
[funky music]
333
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,500
Have you reported it?
334
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,100
Not insured.
335
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,700
We could catch him.
336
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,133
[shouting in the streets]
337
00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:10,733
Why are we here?
338
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:12,800
Couple of drinks was the idea.
339
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,533
I'm not British.
340
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:18,600
I don't need to get
drunk to have sex.
341
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:21,033
Well, not even the first time?
342
00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:23,567
[flute music]
343
00:15:27,967 --> 00:15:28,867
Oh.
344
00:15:28,967 --> 00:15:32,767
[moaning and groaning]
345
00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:34,133
Who?
346
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:37,533
It must be Valerie, that
dumpster from accounts.
347
00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:41,600
Is always sharin'
her cheesy quavers.
348
00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:43,133
Stan eh?
349
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:46,733
Dirty fuck pig pounding away.
350
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:50,300
Heard the cheeks bouncing.
351
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:55,333
All that sex gets you
kind of hot, couldn't it?
352
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:01,733
Oh, Stan in there, if he
can do it, what you say?
353
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:09,833
I say, feel free
to crack one off.
354
00:16:09,933 --> 00:16:10,767
Perv.
355
00:16:10,867 --> 00:16:11,767
[moaning and groaning]
356
00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:14,733
[music playing]
357
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,100
What you doin'?
358
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:30,067
No more little baby's.
359
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:33,100
Won't be needin' these.
360
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,467
Christ sake, Monica,
you're bein' a bit.
361
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:44,167
Kids always desert the
parents in the end, all of them,
362
00:16:44,267 --> 00:16:46,100
like you've deserted yours.
363
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,933
I'm two doors away.
364
00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:51,833
[children playing outside]
365
00:16:51,933 --> 00:16:53,233
Can you take her away?
366
00:16:55,967 --> 00:16:58,000
Reminds me of what I've lost.
367
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,067
Monica, get a grip.
368
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:04,233
[flute music]
369
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:15,067
What?
370
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:18,400
Oh, sorry, I'm Tom.
371
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:21,200
Irana, a good friend, Stan's.
372
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,000
Shtan.
373
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:30,533
It's Eastern Europe.
374
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:38,200
He's bought her, mail order
bride, gold digger, drugs mule.
375
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,000
Trouble.
376
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,267
He needs our help.
377
00:17:40,367 --> 00:17:41,733
No, you're jumpin'
to conclusions there.
378
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:42,667
Copper's nose.
379
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,867
I think you met, Tom, Irana.
380
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:48,767
Irana?
381
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:49,867
Ruskie?
382
00:17:49,967 --> 00:17:51,167
Ukrainian.
383
00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:52,667
I'll run her through
the computer at work.
384
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:53,567
No offense.
385
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:54,400
No you won't.
386
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,333
She's a friend, someone I trust.
387
00:17:57,433 --> 00:18:00,000
We're a pretty
tight group here.
388
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:01,400
Sure you're up for joinin'?
389
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,333
Carrie.
390
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,400
Shit, stop it.
391
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,533
Don't do that.
392
00:18:14,633 --> 00:18:16,333
Bastard.
393
00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:18,000
What you doin' Friday, love?
394
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,233
What?
395
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:20,933
Do you want to come
to a party with me?
396
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,033
What a fuck.
397
00:18:27,567 --> 00:18:31,700
I know where you live.
398
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,233
What the fuck, prick?
399
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:36,333
[guitar twanging music]
400
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,633
[dogs barking]
401
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:45,300
[knocking]
402
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,533
I was a bit
heavy handed there.
403
00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:49,667
I was?
404
00:18:49,767 --> 00:18:50,767
No, just a tad.
405
00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:53,333
I'm very protective
of my boys.
406
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,300
Sorry.
407
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,933
Put the kettle on Stanley.
408
00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:59,533
I'll show Irana where
to put the shampoo.
409
00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:06,133
Full name, quickly.
410
00:19:06,233 --> 00:19:07,567
Irana Janowicz Kruzkozaviska.
411
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,967
I'll need a copy
of your passport.
412
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,133
Oh.
413
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,800
So why didn't
you say anything?
414
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:13,833
Didn't want to jinx it.
415
00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:14,800
Well, get on.
416
00:19:14,900 --> 00:19:16,667
I think this is somethin'--
417
00:19:16,767 --> 00:19:18,633
I can't say.
418
00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:19,533
She's lovely.
419
00:19:19,633 --> 00:19:20,833
Yeah, I heard.
420
00:19:20,933 --> 00:19:22,600
There's more to it.
421
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:23,567
It's not just sex.
422
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:24,700
This is real.
423
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,167
Shtan has paid for my
flight, nothing else.
424
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:32,300
I'm here for a month until visa
runs, then home, or sooner.
425
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,500
Neither of us has
made any promises.
426
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:35,433
I'm no threat to you.
427
00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:37,200
I know you're not.
428
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:40,200
Sooner sounds good to me.
429
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,100
Consider yourself
under surveillance.
430
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,800
And say nothing to Stan.
431
00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:46,533
[ominous music]
432
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,233
You'll be out of a job?
433
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:54,033
If we don't get all
the crap back, yeah.
434
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:55,600
Where's this from?
435
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:56,500
Fuck sake.
436
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,333
[ominous music]
437
00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:01,300
Agh.
438
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,000
MANDY: Mon?
439
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,467
Give us some advice
on a recipe, will ya?
440
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:10,733
[dogs barking]
441
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,867
Well, I guess it's not me
souffle recipe you're after.
442
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:19,200
Time for me to snap
out of it, is it?
443
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,600
They don't need to
see you wallowin'.
444
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:23,267
I know your kids.
445
00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:30,333
They're a good
bunch despite you.
446
00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:32,733
Don't think of the
one you're not havin'.
447
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:35,467
Think of the one's you've got.
448
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,367
I'm sorry.
449
00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:39,333
[chiming music]
450
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,533
I suppose you agree with her.
451
00:20:47,633 --> 00:20:50,067
You can't let yourself
sink away again.
452
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,267
I got you through this before.
453
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:53,267
Mm.
454
00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:54,200
Me escape.
455
00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:01,633
You know I was just
using you, don't you?
456
00:21:01,733 --> 00:21:02,800
No real feeling.
457
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,567
In know you're
tryin' to hurt us.
458
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:13,633
Congratulations.
459
00:21:13,733 --> 00:21:15,800
You're on your own again.
460
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,733
[flute music]
461
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,800
You only met her
five minutes since.
462
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:28,267
You got a feel for
people in my job.
463
00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:31,000
I can tell what she's like,
I've said things to her
464
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,600
I've never said to anyone else.
465
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:33,967
It's mad, I know.
466
00:21:34,067 --> 00:21:35,633
But I really do feel like
I've known her forever.
467
00:21:35,733 --> 00:21:37,467
Sounds like you've really
fallin' for her big time.
468
00:21:37,567 --> 00:21:39,167
Oh, I'm dreadin'
her leavin' already.
469
00:21:39,267 --> 00:21:41,667
Well, there's not
a moment to lose.
470
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:44,367
If you think you found something
special, then go for it.
471
00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:45,300
You think?
472
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,200
Yeah.
473
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,433
Go on, off you go.
Go find her.
474
00:21:48,533 --> 00:21:49,800
Go tell her.
475
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:50,900
Hey.
476
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,800
Oh, keep the change.
477
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:54,733
[cash register beeping]
478
00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:55,667
I'm fucked for that.
479
00:21:58,767 --> 00:21:59,633
You've no need to do that.
480
00:21:59,733 --> 00:22:01,000
It's disgusting.
481
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:03,233
I had to.
- Thanks.
482
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:04,667
Hey, I-- I-- I got you.
483
00:22:04,767 --> 00:22:05,567
For me?
484
00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:06,500
Yeah.
485
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,167
Thank you, Shtan.
486
00:22:08,267 --> 00:22:08,933
Oh.
487
00:22:09,033 --> 00:22:10,867
Are you all right?
488
00:22:10,967 --> 00:22:12,633
I have allergy to chocolate.
489
00:22:12,733 --> 00:22:14,300
Oh, oh, sorry.
490
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,400
It's OK.
491
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,433
There's so much I
don't know about you.
492
00:22:17,533 --> 00:22:19,267
- It's a little thing.
- Not to me.
493
00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:20,800
I mean, I want to
know everything.
494
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,633
I've been waitin' for you me
whole life, without realizin'
495
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:24,800
obviously.
496
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:27,700
You-- you're the
perfect fit, all I need.
497
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,367
I mean, I found you.
498
00:22:30,467 --> 00:22:32,467
Come on, I want to talk to you.
499
00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:33,433
Shtan.
500
00:22:33,533 --> 00:22:35,200
I know--
501
00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:37,300
I know this is a bit quick.
502
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,133
But I can't stand the
thought of you goin' back.
503
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,500
I don't want us to be apart.
504
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,800
Neither do I.
505
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:52,667
So, I think you should move
in here with me, together.
506
00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:58,200
I don't know how to say--
507
00:22:58,300 --> 00:22:59,667
No need for an answer now.
508
00:22:59,767 --> 00:23:01,900
But think about it.
509
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,833
Shtan, yes, I
will think about it.
510
00:23:05,933 --> 00:23:09,333
[music playing]
511
00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:18,167
[sirens]
512
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,433
KAREN: Sure, can
you fucking read?
513
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,067
Don't fuck it up.
514
00:23:30,733 --> 00:23:33,333
I know your family, Karen, but
nothing matters as much to me
515
00:23:33,433 --> 00:23:34,233
as my wife.
516
00:23:38,967 --> 00:23:42,000
Who did it?
517
00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:44,600
Everyone.
518
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:45,500
It was my fault.
519
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,433
Don't cover for her.
520
00:23:46,533 --> 00:23:48,200
That's pathetic.
521
00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:50,500
You two, get it all back.
522
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:51,300
We've already started.
523
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,500
We've acted on his initiative.
524
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,267
Oh yeah?
525
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,933
Well, why didn't
you tell me first?
526
00:23:58,033 --> 00:23:59,967
Karen said not to.
527
00:24:00,067 --> 00:24:02,500
[guitar twanging]
528
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,067
[sirens]
529
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,233
I haven't always done me best.
530
00:24:19,067 --> 00:24:20,200
There's no point
sayin' that I'll
531
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:22,233
change or make it up to ya.
532
00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:24,100
Because that can't happen.
533
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,333
I was wrong.
534
00:24:30,967 --> 00:24:34,200
I am a bad mother.
535
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:39,300
But I do really love ya.
536
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,600
And you love me, well, you
did when you were babies,
537
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:43,600
even you Liam.
538
00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:47,033
It's you I've let down the most.
539
00:24:47,133 --> 00:24:48,400
Wish I could go back.
540
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:57,533
But all I can do is learn
to love you all better.
541
00:24:57,633 --> 00:25:00,500
[music playing]
542
00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:12,733
What's this?
- English.
543
00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:13,833
You don't want to do that now.
544
00:25:13,933 --> 00:25:14,767
Go on up to bed.
545
00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:16,433
It's due tomorrow.
546
00:25:16,533 --> 00:25:17,567
I'll do it for ya.
547
00:25:17,667 --> 00:25:20,133
[chiming music]
548
00:25:24,067 --> 00:25:24,967
See you at 10:00.
549
00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:26,133
Thank you.
550
00:25:32,633 --> 00:25:33,700
Is this a brothel?
551
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,933
Course not.
552
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,667
We provide exclusive
executive services.
553
00:25:36,767 --> 00:25:37,667
Like what?
554
00:25:37,767 --> 00:25:39,267
Hand shandies, blow jobs, sex.
555
00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:43,600
Why do have that?
556
00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:45,300
I thought it'd make
a nice visitors book.
557
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,400
But nobody bothers to sign it,
not with the real names anyway.
558
00:25:51,433 --> 00:25:52,900
Can't get lever into
this, could you mate?
559
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,100
[phone rings]
MICKEY: Bastard.
560
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,100
Lilian's intimate massage.
561
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,267
[piano music]
562
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,067
They'll think I'm
a learnin' diffie.
563
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:26,467
Mom is so challenged.
564
00:26:26,567 --> 00:26:28,100
You know why her lips
move when she's readin' now.
565
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,200
LIAM: What am I gonna do?
566
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:30,267
Can't show that.
567
00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:34,267
Dog ate it.
568
00:26:34,367 --> 00:26:35,200
Mornin'.
569
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,233
I've made you packed lunches.
570
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,900
Thought I'd save a job
for you all, just um
571
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,433
sandwiches, crisp sort of thing.
572
00:26:52,533 --> 00:26:54,100
What's the matter?
573
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,200
We get free dinners.
574
00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:59,467
Yeah, well, this
is extra, playtime.
575
00:26:59,567 --> 00:27:00,533
I've left school.
576
00:27:00,633 --> 00:27:04,100
I work in the Jockey
if it's still open.
577
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,667
Did you find your
homework, Liam?
578
00:27:05,767 --> 00:27:07,467
All right were it?
579
00:27:07,567 --> 00:27:10,033
Yeah, it was a-- great.
580
00:27:10,133 --> 00:27:11,600
Top of the cross, eh, Liam?
581
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:13,133
Yeah, yeah, thanks Mum.
582
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:20,600
And get back early 'cause
we're having a barbecue.
583
00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:23,533
[horn blowing]
584
00:27:23,633 --> 00:27:26,467
[chiming music]
585
00:27:34,233 --> 00:27:35,100
How'd you know it's her?
586
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,867
Of course it is.
587
00:27:37,967 --> 00:27:39,533
We can tell him.
588
00:27:39,633 --> 00:27:40,600
We can't.
589
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,500
Well-- I suppose not.
590
00:27:46,533 --> 00:27:48,100
She's gone?
591
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,267
Yeah, kitty's gone, too.
592
00:27:50,367 --> 00:27:51,200
Oh.
593
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:52,967
Ah.
594
00:27:53,067 --> 00:27:55,500
[flute music]
595
00:28:03,833 --> 00:28:05,433
Why'd you have to do that?
596
00:28:05,533 --> 00:28:07,433
You know he's fallin'
that over for her.
597
00:28:07,533 --> 00:28:08,367
Yeah.
598
00:28:08,467 --> 00:28:09,267
Sad.
599
00:28:17,433 --> 00:28:20,533
Paddy shot the CD off, right?
600
00:28:20,633 --> 00:28:21,900
Ceilidh.
601
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:22,867
Ceilidh?
602
00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:24,133
Diddley dee.
603
00:28:24,233 --> 00:28:26,567
I want ballroom dancin',
been droppin' hints
604
00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:29,833
about Bruce fuckin'
Forsyth for months.
605
00:28:29,933 --> 00:28:31,467
Lose the hippie shit.
606
00:28:31,567 --> 00:28:32,400
I want the posh stuff.
607
00:28:36,533 --> 00:28:38,033
What's that?
608
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:39,133
Give us it.
609
00:28:44,033 --> 00:28:45,067
Oh, those bastards.
610
00:28:48,567 --> 00:28:50,167
We're closed.
611
00:28:50,267 --> 00:28:52,833
Yeah, I noticed.
612
00:28:52,933 --> 00:28:53,933
What says you anyway?
613
00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:57,700
I'm Tyldesley
from the brewery.
614
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,033
Heard you got a problem.
615
00:28:59,133 --> 00:29:02,567
[ominous music]
616
00:29:06,533 --> 00:29:09,800
How's it goin' for dates
then and who's takin' Nana?
617
00:29:14,133 --> 00:29:16,333
- Piss off.
- How about you Mickey?
618
00:29:16,433 --> 00:29:17,267
I'm fixed up.
619
00:29:17,367 --> 00:29:18,800
Are ya?
620
00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:22,600
Fuck, me, again, fuck.
621
00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:24,000
[dogs barking]
622
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:26,767
How's the um unquenchable
thirst for hot cock?
623
00:29:26,867 --> 00:29:27,667
NORMA:
624
00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:28,667
It's a girl.
625
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,767
A girl?
626
00:29:30,867 --> 00:29:32,333
I'd warn her before
you put it in.
627
00:29:32,433 --> 00:29:33,567
Oh.
628
00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:34,367
Come on, Shane.
629
00:29:34,467 --> 00:29:35,567
There's beer match in here.
630
00:29:38,567 --> 00:29:41,800
[glass shatters]
631
00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:45,033
At least we
still got a chance.
632
00:29:45,133 --> 00:29:46,467
Oh, not now, Frank.
633
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,367
The fine people of
Chatsworth have appointed
634
00:29:52,467 --> 00:29:56,267
me spokesman on their behalf.
635
00:29:56,367 --> 00:30:00,333
People don't like the way that
you're runnin' the Jockey.
636
00:30:00,433 --> 00:30:05,767
Well, it's not just a
pub, a place of ale,
637
00:30:05,867 --> 00:30:11,100
it's a second home to most
of us, first for some.
638
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,467
We need that beer flowin'.
639
00:30:13,567 --> 00:30:14,867
NORMA:
640
00:30:14,967 --> 00:30:17,800
Well, you can communicate to
the fuckwits of Chatsworth that
641
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:21,300
unless this public house is
full of furniture and running
642
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,967
smoothly by tonight,
they're fuckin' closing
643
00:30:24,067 --> 00:30:26,833
me fucking down.
644
00:30:26,933 --> 00:30:27,867
You're shittin' me?
645
00:30:27,967 --> 00:30:30,400
[funky music]
646
00:30:32,267 --> 00:30:33,533
It's all right, go on.
647
00:30:33,633 --> 00:30:36,067
Thought I could,
um, light the barbie.
648
00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:39,100
Oh, thanks, love.
649
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,567
[dogs barking]
650
00:30:44,933 --> 00:30:46,600
Oh, there you are.
651
00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:49,433
Now I know it's meat, but would
you mind taking it out for us?
652
00:30:55,033 --> 00:30:56,767
What's that?
653
00:30:56,867 --> 00:30:57,700
We're not speakin'.
654
00:30:59,933 --> 00:31:00,733
Why not?
655
00:31:04,433 --> 00:31:08,267
No real feelin',
and sayin' it like--
656
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:10,833
like--like we was nothin'.
657
00:31:10,933 --> 00:31:12,033
Don't you want the truth?
658
00:31:12,133 --> 00:31:13,367
- Not if it's that.
- Agh.
659
00:31:13,467 --> 00:31:14,433
Agh.
660
00:31:14,533 --> 00:31:15,233
Agh.
661
00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:16,967
No, no, no, Liam's on fire.
662
00:31:17,067 --> 00:31:19,933
Mum.
663
00:31:20,033 --> 00:31:22,900
Oh, just another minute and--
664
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,867
who give him the lighter?
665
00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:27,433
[sirens]
666
00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:31,400
Are you all right?
667
00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:32,167
Yeah.
668
00:31:32,267 --> 00:31:33,567
Have I still got eyebrows?
669
00:31:33,667 --> 00:31:35,033
Just, you're hair's a bit.
670
00:31:35,133 --> 00:31:36,700
DEBBIE: What were
you doing, Mum?
671
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,700
I thought he was old enough.
672
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,533
It's a responsibility.
673
00:31:42,633 --> 00:31:45,800
He's going through
a phase, fire, danger.
674
00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:46,767
I do know, Debbie.
675
00:31:46,867 --> 00:31:48,000
He is my son.
676
00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:51,300
There are other ways
of dealin' with it.
677
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,467
Oh, come on.
678
00:31:52,567 --> 00:31:53,200
Get gas on.
679
00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:54,600
We'll do meat in oven, eh?
680
00:31:57,233 --> 00:31:58,567
Flame on, bro.
681
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,833
I'll do it.
682
00:32:00,933 --> 00:32:03,367
[piano music]
683
00:32:14,067 --> 00:32:16,133
It's all there.
684
00:32:16,233 --> 00:32:18,000
Sorry.
- Where have you been?
685
00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:19,833
I ran away.
686
00:32:19,933 --> 00:32:21,667
I was going home.
687
00:32:21,767 --> 00:32:23,633
Didn't want to scare you
about movin' in, in there.
688
00:32:23,733 --> 00:32:25,733
No, you didn't.
689
00:32:25,833 --> 00:32:26,633
I'm liar.
690
00:32:29,333 --> 00:32:32,300
I lie.
691
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,967
I'm married.
692
00:32:34,067 --> 00:32:35,767
I didn't mean to lie.
693
00:32:35,867 --> 00:32:40,667
My husband is complicated.
694
00:32:40,767 --> 00:32:41,800
I would divorce.
695
00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:45,100
But my parents would
become homeless.
696
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,800
I'm trapped.
697
00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:48,667
But you came back.
698
00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:50,900
I couldn't leave.
699
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,367
You're my real man.
700
00:32:52,467 --> 00:32:53,900
I had to tell you the truth.
701
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,433
And here you say
you didn't want me.
702
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:00,367
Say it, Shtan.
703
00:33:00,467 --> 00:33:02,733
[soft music]
704
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,467
What's all this?
705
00:33:09,567 --> 00:33:12,533
Irana's done me the honor
of agreein' to move in.
706
00:33:12,633 --> 00:33:14,733
Wow.
707
00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:16,567
Well done, mate.
708
00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:17,633
When was this?
709
00:33:17,733 --> 00:33:19,067
Before or after she
returned the kitty?
710
00:33:19,167 --> 00:33:19,967
Well, after.
711
00:33:20,067 --> 00:33:21,333
Don't be like that.
712
00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:25,100
No, I'm really pleased
for you both, really I am.
713
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,100
Well Irana's gonna go home
to organize her affairs.
714
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,567
But there's no hurry.
715
00:33:29,667 --> 00:33:30,800
You won't have to move out
for a couple of weeks, yeah.
716
00:33:30,900 --> 00:33:32,500
- What?
- What?
717
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,767
Well, it's not gonna work with
you two here as well, is it?
718
00:33:34,867 --> 00:33:35,800
The flat's in my name.
719
00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:38,300
[soft music]
720
00:33:40,367 --> 00:33:41,767
[sirens]
721
00:33:41,867 --> 00:33:44,333
Come on, that's got to
be worth a free beverage.
722
00:33:44,433 --> 00:33:45,933
You nicked it in
the first place.
723
00:33:46,033 --> 00:33:46,933
That's--
724
00:33:47,033 --> 00:33:48,267
JAMIE: I'll buy you one, Frank.
725
00:33:48,367 --> 00:33:51,867
You're a gentleman,
whoever you are.
726
00:33:51,967 --> 00:33:52,933
Very impressive.
727
00:33:53,033 --> 00:33:53,867
Thank you.
728
00:33:53,967 --> 00:33:55,333
A shit hole once more.
729
00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:58,067
Back to normal and running
smoothly, like you said.
730
00:33:58,167 --> 00:33:59,733
Gonna give him a
chaser with that?
731
00:33:59,833 --> 00:34:01,867
Oh.
732
00:34:01,967 --> 00:34:03,233
I put an order in.
733
00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:07,833
Well, not fast enough,
close, but no sorry cigar.
734
00:34:07,933 --> 00:34:09,833
You're shut Monday.
735
00:34:09,933 --> 00:34:11,400
Oh.
736
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:13,800
Looks like you got a fortune
in your new landlord, Garreth.
737
00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:16,300
[guitar twanging]
738
00:34:24,567 --> 00:34:25,800
I'm impressed.
739
00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:27,867
Didn't think you'd
have it in ya.
740
00:34:27,967 --> 00:34:29,933
We haven't.
741
00:34:30,033 --> 00:34:31,967
They're closing us down.
742
00:34:32,067 --> 00:34:34,300
Twat from the brewery
stated a writeup.
743
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,033
When?
744
00:34:35,133 --> 00:34:37,033
Out Monday.
745
00:34:37,133 --> 00:34:39,133
If you're for a
positive spin, at least
746
00:34:39,233 --> 00:34:41,200
we can still have the party.
747
00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:41,933
What?
748
00:34:42,033 --> 00:34:42,933
Well, why not?
749
00:34:43,033 --> 00:34:43,967
Take your mind off things.
750
00:34:44,067 --> 00:34:45,500
I can't believe you.
751
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,933
We're homeless, and all you
care about is a poxy party.
752
00:34:49,033 --> 00:34:49,900
You're not homeless.
753
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,200
You can stop at our.
754
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:52,533
Can't persuade Mandy back.
755
00:34:52,633 --> 00:34:54,533
But you know you've
always got a home with me.
756
00:34:54,633 --> 00:34:55,967
You fucking joking?
757
00:34:56,067 --> 00:34:57,000
Live with you?
758
00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:58,300
You're a selfish old hag.
759
00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,867
We're trying to make a
go of something here.
760
00:34:59,967 --> 00:35:02,733
And all you care
about is yourself.
761
00:35:02,833 --> 00:35:04,033
Well fuck you.
762
00:35:04,133 --> 00:35:05,567
I won't be at your party.
763
00:35:05,667 --> 00:35:08,533
I'll be packing.
764
00:35:08,633 --> 00:35:10,000
What have I said now?
765
00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:13,700
We've been here before, Mum.
766
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:14,700
I agree with her.
767
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:18,267
[music playing]
768
00:35:23,233 --> 00:35:26,100
Been thinkin' about other
things we could do together,
769
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,067
trips and that.
770
00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:31,267
We could ah-- could
go to Blackpool.
771
00:35:31,367 --> 00:35:32,167
LIAM: Agh.
772
00:35:35,067 --> 00:35:37,467
Or the Lakes.
773
00:35:37,567 --> 00:35:39,400
[boat horn]
774
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:40,667
The zoo.
775
00:35:40,767 --> 00:35:41,800
[screaming]
776
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:42,700
LIAM: Cool.
777
00:35:47,033 --> 00:35:49,700
Tea's ready when you are.
778
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,833
[tv voices]
779
00:35:51,933 --> 00:35:53,600
Can even bare
thinkin' about it.
780
00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:54,667
Preferred her when she was shit.
781
00:35:54,767 --> 00:35:56,067
Yeah.
782
00:35:56,167 --> 00:35:57,433
DEBBIE: We should just
tell her, we don't like ya.
783
00:35:57,533 --> 00:36:00,800
Stop tryin' to be a proper
mom 'cause you can't be.
784
00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:02,067
She left us.
785
00:36:02,167 --> 00:36:03,500
And you're just rubbish.
786
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,100
Oh, oh, oh.
787
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,033
Aren't you bored of
bein' so hard on her?
788
00:36:09,867 --> 00:36:11,933
Try bein' nice for a change.
789
00:36:12,033 --> 00:36:14,867
[music playing]
790
00:36:14,967 --> 00:36:17,733
[sirens]
791
00:36:17,833 --> 00:36:20,633
[music playing]
792
00:36:20,733 --> 00:36:21,600
Come in.
793
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:23,900
Can't yet.
794
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,067
Something to do.
795
00:36:27,167 --> 00:36:29,633
[music playing]
796
00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:39,500
What's this?
797
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,633
Happy Mother's Day.
798
00:36:41,733 --> 00:36:42,967
For all the ones we missed.
799
00:36:43,067 --> 00:36:44,400
Let's start again, eh?
800
00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:46,367
Oh, thanks.
801
00:36:46,467 --> 00:36:50,000
And you don't have to
try too hard, you know.
802
00:36:54,433 --> 00:36:59,633
We're just glad you're here,
home, like a family again.
803
00:36:59,733 --> 00:37:02,900
We are so pleased.
804
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,667
[music playing]
805
00:37:09,533 --> 00:37:14,400
You're all um
sendin' me a message.
806
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,367
I'll back off.
807
00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:17,767
I get it.
808
00:37:17,867 --> 00:37:20,700
[music playing]
809
00:37:28,533 --> 00:37:31,700
It won't take long,
zen I'll be free.
810
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,767
Oh, I-- I'll miss
ya, that's all.
811
00:37:34,867 --> 00:37:37,000
You're worried
I won't come back.
812
00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:38,700
God no.
813
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:39,667
I hadn't thought about that.
814
00:37:43,567 --> 00:37:46,933
My mother gave me
this before she died.
815
00:37:47,033 --> 00:37:50,200
And she say I should
wear forever so she could
816
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,200
watch over most precious thing.
817
00:37:56,133 --> 00:37:58,733
Now, I have most precious thing.
818
00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:00,300
Don't--
819
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,667
[soft music]
820
00:38:12,067 --> 00:38:12,967
No.
821
00:38:13,067 --> 00:38:16,100
[soft music]
822
00:38:24,933 --> 00:38:26,700
Happy birthday, Mimo.
823
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,200
Oh, thanks, turtle.
824
00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:33,700
And here's to
40 more together.
825
00:38:37,133 --> 00:38:39,267
Pressie time.
826
00:38:39,367 --> 00:38:41,300
Shut the door, piss off.
827
00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:51,400
[music playing]
828
00:38:54,167 --> 00:38:57,567
Stay here.
829
00:38:57,667 --> 00:38:58,567
No goodbyes.
830
00:38:58,667 --> 00:39:01,567
[music playing]
831
00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:06,467
You're a special guy, Shtan.
832
00:39:06,567 --> 00:39:09,433
[soft music]
833
00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:25,267
Got a mate who'll lend
us a bed for a week.
834
00:39:25,367 --> 00:39:29,600
I am not stayin' with
anybody whose name is Chopper.
835
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:30,533
What are you doin'?
836
00:39:30,633 --> 00:39:32,967
Oh, you said Monday.
837
00:39:33,067 --> 00:39:34,267
Tommy is a bit confused.
838
00:39:34,367 --> 00:39:35,733
You've been doin'
everythin' by the book.
839
00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:36,667
He's losin' out.
840
00:39:36,767 --> 00:39:38,300
Tell her, Tom.
841
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,500
I'll offer you the
same deal I gave, Jess.
842
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:41,600
Which is?
843
00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:43,800
Water the beer down,
sell dodgy spirits,
844
00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,900
and then split the difference.
845
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,833
Don't say yes, Karen.
846
00:39:48,933 --> 00:39:51,767
Fuck it, yeah, I'll do it.
847
00:39:51,867 --> 00:39:52,800
Should have said.
848
00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:55,833
Don't know all the scams.
849
00:39:55,933 --> 00:39:57,033
Nice doing business with ya.
850
00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:02,567
Thanks.
851
00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:05,000
Sorry I called you selfish.
852
00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:08,533
And an old hag.
853
00:40:08,633 --> 00:40:10,367
Yeah.
854
00:40:10,467 --> 00:40:13,167
Now get your
fuckin' ass into gear.
855
00:40:16,967 --> 00:40:18,133
Anyway, she can't eat them.
856
00:40:18,233 --> 00:40:19,533
And I'm watching this.
857
00:40:19,633 --> 00:40:20,500
Thanks Stan.
858
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:21,933
Well, you're
advice led to it, ta.
859
00:40:22,033 --> 00:40:23,133
A pleasure, love.
860
00:40:23,233 --> 00:40:24,767
I'm sure you'll be
very happy together.
861
00:40:24,867 --> 00:40:25,700
Thanks again for these.
862
00:40:30,633 --> 00:40:31,467
Oi.
863
00:40:31,567 --> 00:40:32,267
Oh no.
864
00:40:32,367 --> 00:40:33,433
We'll see you in court.
865
00:40:33,533 --> 00:40:34,533
You should have
use precautions.
866
00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:36,700
It's not my fuckin'
fault, out, out.
867
00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:40,633
What's up with them?
868
00:40:40,733 --> 00:40:42,600
I bought a faulty batch
of pregnancy testing kits,
869
00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:45,033
all showing up negative.
870
00:40:45,133 --> 00:40:47,233
Then the ones that Meena had?
871
00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:48,600
Meena?
872
00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:51,467
What's my Meena doin' with
fuckin' pregnancy testing kits?
873
00:40:54,033 --> 00:40:56,367
Negative.
874
00:40:56,467 --> 00:40:58,167
And stop nickin' from the shop.
875
00:40:58,267 --> 00:40:59,767
Well, what's the
point in havin' one?
876
00:40:59,867 --> 00:41:00,667
And don't have sex!
877
00:41:04,967 --> 00:41:08,000
[music playing]
878
00:41:14,433 --> 00:41:16,533
Stan.
879
00:41:16,633 --> 00:41:18,100
She put a-- ran her
through the computer.
880
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,533
But why?
I said not to.
881
00:41:19,633 --> 00:41:22,867
She's a con artist,
specializes in coppers,
882
00:41:22,967 --> 00:41:24,400
done 5 in greater Manchester.
883
00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:29,133
Something about paying
off an ex-husband?
884
00:41:29,233 --> 00:41:31,233
Sorry.
- Taken them for thousands.
885
00:41:31,333 --> 00:41:32,033
NORMA:
886
00:41:32,133 --> 00:41:32,933
Did you give her any money?
887
00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:34,433
No.
888
00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:35,400
Pay him off.
889
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:36,333
Use this.
890
00:41:36,433 --> 00:41:37,933
Think of it as a
movin' in present.
891
00:41:38,033 --> 00:41:41,033
Thank you, Shtan.
892
00:41:41,133 --> 00:41:43,567
Course I didn't.
893
00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:44,967
She's not even Ukrainian.
894
00:41:45,067 --> 00:41:46,533
She's Austrian.
895
00:41:46,633 --> 00:41:47,533
Lives in Crawley.
896
00:41:47,633 --> 00:41:48,733
But if you didn't
give her anything.
897
00:41:48,833 --> 00:41:49,667
She'll be back.
898
00:41:49,767 --> 00:41:51,467
We can trap her.
899
00:41:51,567 --> 00:41:52,500
So you up for it?
900
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,400
Shtan?
901
00:41:55,933 --> 00:41:58,033
Why don't you fuck off.
902
00:41:58,133 --> 00:42:00,500
[flute music]
903
00:42:02,867 --> 00:42:04,667
Jesus.
904
00:42:04,767 --> 00:42:06,467
You do a man a favor.
905
00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:08,267
This is worse-- why don't
we have a quick one, huh?
906
00:42:08,367 --> 00:42:11,800
You know, let's say
just before table.
907
00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:13,000
Just one, I'll
have to pace meself.
908
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:13,933
Just the one.
909
00:42:14,033 --> 00:42:16,033
Come on.
910
00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:17,367
Sh, quiet, they're here.
911
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,233
[cheering]
912
00:42:27,067 --> 00:42:29,900
Oh, fuckin' huh?
913
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,433
You bastards.
914
00:42:31,533 --> 00:42:32,367
Did you not guess?
915
00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:34,367
I was sure you'd
guess this time.
916
00:42:34,467 --> 00:42:36,367
No, didn't have
a fucking clue.
917
00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:41,767
Party.
918
00:42:41,867 --> 00:42:44,333
[cheering]
919
00:42:44,433 --> 00:42:47,300
[ceilidh music]
920
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,733
Mom's, I understand
you wanting
921
00:42:57,833 --> 00:43:00,033
to help kids get a grasp
of the Bible in their own--
922
00:43:00,133 --> 00:43:01,767
MONICA: Anyone watchin' this?
923
00:43:01,867 --> 00:43:02,900
No, not really.
924
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,667
[tv voices]
925
00:43:08,467 --> 00:43:11,000
I am pregnant.
926
00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:12,333
I've taken a new test.
927
00:43:15,967 --> 00:43:17,467
DEBBIE: Do you want it?
928
00:43:17,567 --> 00:43:21,333
Yeah, I really do.
929
00:43:21,433 --> 00:43:22,833
Great.
930
00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:24,467
A baby, why not?
931
00:43:24,567 --> 00:43:25,567
LIAM: Yeah.
932
00:43:25,667 --> 00:43:27,300
I'm fed up with bein'
the youngest anyway.
933
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,667
And you won't
have to bring it up.
934
00:43:28,767 --> 00:43:29,967
I promise.
935
00:43:30,067 --> 00:43:33,300
But I will need one
little bit of help.
936
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,533
Don't let me screw up this time.
937
00:43:36,633 --> 00:43:37,433
I'll try.
938
00:43:45,900 --> 00:43:48,767
[ceilidh music]
939
00:43:51,867 --> 00:43:53,733
Fuck.
940
00:43:53,833 --> 00:43:55,333
I asked that bint out.
941
00:43:55,433 --> 00:43:56,133
And I said no.
942
00:43:56,233 --> 00:43:57,100
What's wrong with me?
943
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,867
Taste in women for a start.
944
00:43:58,967 --> 00:44:00,333
Forget that bitch.
945
00:44:00,433 --> 00:44:01,067
Come on.
946
00:44:01,167 --> 00:44:02,367
Let's dance.
947
00:44:02,467 --> 00:44:03,733
Eh, I hope you don't mind.
948
00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:04,833
What?
949
00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:06,600
Me brother wanted
to come along.
950
00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:09,533
[ceilidh music]
951
00:44:12,367 --> 00:44:13,467
Testing, testing, testing.
952
00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:14,367
[cheering]
953
00:44:14,467 --> 00:44:16,167
Hey.
954
00:44:16,267 --> 00:44:17,933
We all know why we're
here tonight, don't we?
955
00:44:18,033 --> 00:44:20,067
Happy birthday.
956
00:44:20,167 --> 00:44:22,600
[crowd cheering]
957
00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:24,967
Just cut.
958
00:44:25,067 --> 00:44:27,133
There's one more
little surprise.
959
00:44:27,233 --> 00:44:30,067
Because tonight--
960
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:33,200
[ballroom dance music]
961
00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:46,400
Mimi Katherine Rose Joy
Murphy Maguire, this is--
962
00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:50,700
who's written [inaudible]
all over this page?
963
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,667
Hey!
964
00:44:53,767 --> 00:44:54,967
Paddy, it's all right.
965
00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:56,967
Oh, thanks.
966
00:44:57,067 --> 00:44:58,367
PADDY: Took me ages to do this!
967
00:44:58,467 --> 00:44:59,533
It's all right,
come on, dance.
968
00:44:59,633 --> 00:45:00,933
[MUSIC - MATT MONRO, "MY KIND OF
GIRL"]
969
00:45:01,033 --> 00:45:02,767
Even cooks like an angel cooks.
970
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:09,067
And my mind is in a whirl--
971
00:45:09,167 --> 00:45:15,433
I owe you everything,
me life really.
972
00:45:15,533 --> 00:45:16,700
That's not nothin'.
973
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:20,100
[MUSIC - MATT MONRO, "MY KIND OF
GIRL"] My kind of girl.
974
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:27,133
And my heart's kind
of full of joy.
975
00:45:27,233 --> 00:45:34,933
Because she told me
I'm her kind of boy.
976
00:45:35,033 --> 00:45:38,033
[dance music]
977
00:45:40,900 --> 00:45:42,333
I'm going to have a baby.
978
00:45:42,433 --> 00:45:44,300
You already
fucking told me that.
979
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:45,667
It's not a surprise is it?
980
00:45:45,767 --> 00:45:48,600
[dance music]
981
00:45:58,933 --> 00:46:00,400
Takin' a fucking turn here.
982
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:01,533
Come on, Come on.
983
00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:03,700
MONICA (VOICEOVER): By
many people's standards,
984
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,967
I do count as a terrible mother.
985
00:46:06,067 --> 00:46:08,267
I'm never going to
win any prizes anyway.
986
00:46:08,367 --> 00:46:10,567
Men can leave as many
children as they like.
987
00:46:10,667 --> 00:46:12,933
If you're an old rucker,
you're virtually expected
988
00:46:13,033 --> 00:46:14,000
to leave hundreds of'em.
989
00:46:14,100 --> 00:46:16,533
[crowd cheering]
990
00:46:16,633 --> 00:46:19,500
[ceilidh music]
991
00:46:21,967 --> 00:46:23,267
I know she knows.
992
00:46:23,367 --> 00:46:25,800
But she doesn't know
that I know she knows.
993
00:46:28,700 --> 00:46:33,433
MONICA (VOICEOVER): Nobody
forgives a woman, nobody.
994
00:46:33,533 --> 00:46:37,567
I've got a second chance,
and I'm gonna grab it.
995
00:46:37,667 --> 00:46:39,967
That's right, isn't it baby?
996
00:46:40,067 --> 00:46:41,567
Mum-mum's second chance.
997
00:46:41,667 --> 00:46:44,533
[ceilidh music]
998
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:56,067
[music playing]
999
00:47:32,867 --> 00:47:33,733
Time gentlemen, please.
1000
00:47:36,733 --> 00:47:39,900
Oh, well, in that case,
I'll have another one.
1001
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,900
Give us the rest of
the bell back first.
1002
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:42,800
Me?
1003
00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:44,467
Why is it always me?
1004
00:47:44,567 --> 00:47:46,300
Give it back to us,
and we'll serve ya.
1005
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,733
[bell rings]
1006
00:47:59,567 --> 00:48:01,100
[chime]
60684
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof