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(WOLF HOWLS)

(EERIE MUSIC)

(SUSPENSEFUL STRINGS)

(THUNDER RUMBLES)

(SUSPENSEFUL STRINGS)

(INTRIGUING MUSIC)

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

(INTRIGUING MUSIC)

Are you ready? Are you filming?

OK, rolling.

Would you check out this place?

This is Lake Clifton,
southwest of WA

and these little guys
which you see around me,

they're called thrombolites.

Now, thrombolites are actually
an ancient living fossil

and I'm not talking ancient
as in like 100, 200 years.

I'm talking ancient as in, like,
3.5 billion years.

I mean, these guys
have been here forever,

longer than anything.

And I'll tell you what,

there's nowhere else on this planet
you can find them

besides right here in WA
and a couple of other spots.

What do you reckon about
these little guys, Gabriella?

I love thrombosis.

That-that's a medical condition.

Thrombolites.

Thrombolite.
Throm-Throm... Thrombolites.

Thrombolites.

That's it, you've got it.
How about that?

She loves them too.

Eh? Yeah.

Alright.

Christ.

# I'm better now you ask

# Glad to know
You'll have my back... #

There you go.

Yeah, thanks a lot.
Bye.

Yummy. You see his tush?

Wow.

(LAUGHS) Oh, my god.

# And where's the realism
In rom coms rom coms

# I just don't get it... #

Tess, have you seen
your brother's latest post?

Yeah, looks like
he's living the dream.

Yeah, his photos look amazing.

Question.

Does his girlfriend have to wear
a tiny bikini in every photo?

Yeah, I think he just knows
that it'll get him more followers.

Really?

I mean, he's a pretty
interesting guy already.

Who is she anyways?
Hm.

Just an English backpacker
from England.

Yeah, and just picked her up
along the way.

Hm.

I think he has a thing
for, like, accents.

I have an accent.

(CHUCKLES) Ew.

Hey, mum.
Hey love, how was work?

Same old. Boring. Meaningless.

Don't forget your brother

and his new backpacker friend
will be here soon.

And they're going to tell us
all about their adventure.

Yay. Can't wait.

Ah, Gabriella.

You don't get snaggers
that smell that good in Romania, eh?

Dad. She's from England.

So, now tell us.

Um, it was the Canning Stock Route
that you drove, right?

Mh-mm.

Isn't that just
some never-ending dirt road

in the middle of nowhere?

I mean, I-I don't see
the appeal in that.

I mean, there's no showers
and there's no toilets.

It's just red dirt
and bloody dust, right?

It's called camping, mum.

(CRICKETS CHIRP)

So, why are you so quiet
tonight, Tickles?

I don't know, I just am.

(MIMICS) I just am.

I'm off to bed though.

Good night, mum. Dad.

Nice to meet you, Gabriella.

But you've not finished your dinner.

I'm just feeling
not too hungry tonight.

So, how's your brother?
What's his new girlfriend like?

Yeah, he's good.
I mean, she's like the rest.

We pretty much just sat at dinner
talking about the trip all night.

Ah, that sounds so fun.

What's with all these questions
about Dale?

Do you like him or something?
What?

Me? Do I like Dale?

Who else?
No! God, no.

No way. He's way too old for me.

I mean, he's no Henry Cavill.

Just has this weird, awkward,
sweaty, charming thing going on.

Ew, no! Please.

Yeah, you're right.
Oh, what am I thinking?

No.
No. No.

But I mean, you gotta be interesting

to have over
a million followers, right?

I don't really care about followers.

I just wanna do
something interesting

like travel and go somewhere fun.

Yes! Oh, my gosh, let's do it.

Let's go somewhere-somewhere
warm and tropical,

somewhere-somewhere like Bali?

Everyone goes there.

Don't you wanna go somewhere,
like, remote?

Like in the middle of Australia?

No, I don't wanna do that.

# Do you notice me

# Otherwise I will just move on... #

Lunch is over.

# To the next boy. #

Was she talking to us?

Yeah.

Who's that?

Our boss.

I've never met that person.

Oh. OK.

OK, let's take a selfie.

Ready?
Mh-hm.

# Everything you were
Searching for... #

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
Oh!

You look so good.
No!

#BaliHereWeComeBitches.

(CHUCKLES)
Cute.

No.
Yes.

No, please don't post that.

I look really good,
so don't delete it.

Oh! Too late.

No, it's...

I can recover the photo,
so it's fine.

Would you look at this amazing tree?

This is what you call a King Jarrah,
only found in the southwest of WA.

Now, this is an impressive tree.

I mean, I'm talking,

this has gotta be 400,
500, 600 years old at least.

What-what an absolute
perfect specimen.

Just-just filming, darling.

Could you just move over
there a tad?

Oh...
Yeah.

..you're filming?
As I was saying.

400, 500 years old at least.

I mean...
(BIRD SOUNDS)

Just what on earth?

Darling, it's not all
about you every time.

Just stand there a little bit
so we can...

Trying to tell everyone
about the-the tree.

Yeah, I just...I just...
I just can't believe it.

This is beautiful.

And the fact that
it's been here so long

and seen so much history.

I mean, it's been here
hundreds of years before

white men even come to WA.

No, no, no, let me finish.

Please, let me finish.
We can make the next one about you.

Three or 400 years old
at least, I think.

It's just a marvellous tree.

I cannot believe the history of...

No. Seriously, come on, come on.

Just-just...

Bugger it. Alright.

Ah, Tess. Give it a break.

Do you ever stop looking at that
Twatter or Twitter

or whatever it bloody hell is?

Instagram, Mum.

It's the same crap.

Why don't you actually go
and visit your friends in real life,

you know, like actually talk
to a real person?

(BIRDS CHIRP)

Ah, this bloody tyre's
gone down again.

I just pumped the damn thing
up the other day.

Ah, the crap they sell these days.

Tess, what's wrong, darling?

You don't seem to be yourself
these past few days.

I'm a bit bored.

I wanna do something more
interesting in my life, you know?

Everyone's always asking about Dale
and what he's doing.

Even people at work
are asking about Dale.

Is my life really that dull?

No, you're far from dull
in my book, Tess.

Life's what you make it.

What do you mean?

You've got
to keep yourself occupied.

I mean, doing something real
with your time

that you enjoy.

But what do you wanna be doing?

Hi, Mr Flanagan.

Ah, Marty.

(CLEARS THROAT)
(GENTLE MUSIC)

I don't know, I just...

I wanna feel important.

Like what I'm doing...

has some meaning.

I want people to be interested
in what I'm doing.

Don't worry
what other people are thinking.

Just do what you wanna do.

Just find some happiness
for yourself.

You know, whether that's,

you know, driving around
the bloody countryside

like your brother,

or you know, sitting at the beach.

Happy is happy.

Yeah, I guess.

I don't like seeing you
like this, Tess.

Don't waste your life
staring at your phone,

or doing things that you think
other people want you to be doing.

And you're a beautiful,
smart, young lady.

And the world is your oyster.

And you know your mother and I
will always support you

in doing whatever it is
you wanna be doing.

So, long as you're safe
and you're happy.

Thanks, Dad.

(CHUCKLES)

# Wanna stay

# We're gonna rock the house tonight

# Get ready... #

Hi, can I help you with anything?

Hi, um, actually, yeah.

Do you know
if that'll fit a Suzuki Jimny,

or is that a one-size-fits-all?

(BIRD CHIRPS)
(DOG BARKS)

Hey, Tickles.

Hey, shithead.

Ugh. Can you help me
with this thing?

I suppose I can.
Oh, what's going on with it?

Just the last screw
just won't go in properly.

Alright. Give me a look.

Hold that for me.

(DOG BARKS)

Blimey, Tickles.

You've cross-thread
the little bugger, you drongo.

She's rooted.

What? What do I do then?

Well, you got three out of four in.

She'll be right, eh?

This thing only does
about 90 anyhow, right?

No, I've got up to 110 before.

What? Downhill with a tailwind?

Yeah.
Far out.

Hi, Dale.

Your mate.
It's your mate.

(LAUGHS)

So, uh, you going camping?

Yeah.

Thought I might do some outback
touring myself for a while.

Dead set.
Yeah.

So, you talked Steph
out of the Bali trip then, eh?

Hm.
Bloody ripper.

(CHUCKLES)
Still working on that one.

Ah.

I'm sure she'll come around,
Tickles.

You guys are best mates, eh?
Hm.

She'll miss you heaps
if she don't go.

Yeah.

I'd much rather do this

than hang out
at some Bali beach club.

So, uh, where you heading?
Margs? Busso? Llano?

Um, I'm thinking about heading
a bit more north.

I've been reading about
this Gibb River Road.

Sounds pretty good.
It's like a real adventure.

That's flamin' out woop-woop, eh?

That's a bloody long rough track,
I might add.

I reckon you need to be driving
something a little bit bigger

and a little bit more reliable.

Nah. This little rig goes hard.

Yeah, nah, I know she packs a punch,

but you two sheilas,

driving this little thing,
all the way up there...?

Bugger that.

That's some mean terrain up there,
Tickles.

Whatever.

Sounds like someone's
just worried that

their little sis will show 'em up.

Nah.

I'm just worried
about my little sis.

Look, if you're gonna go
anywhere remote,

just make sure
you have a good CB radio

and a satellite phone, OK?

Yeah, yeah. CB's all sorted.

And I've got an iPhone 15 Pro,
which is also a satellite phone.

OK, then.

Well, you do
what you gotta do, Tickles.

I gotta shoot through.

First things first,
I gotta head to the dunny.

There's a King Brown
at the back door.

(LOUD FART)

Right, thank you so much
for telling me that.

Alright. Thanks.

(LOUD FART)

Crikey.

So, I'm thinking
we should book our next trip

before next week's roster comes out,

or we should just quit
and never come back.

Hm-hm. Good plan.
Yeah.

But I'm really thinking
an up north trip.

You know, Bali just
doesn't really excite me.

Let's be different.

What? Still wanna do that?
There's nothing up there.

That's why only
boring old people go.

OK, look.

OK, but what about alligators
and-and snakes and wolves?

Ugh.
We have dingoes and crocodiles.

Ugh.

I mean, it's not dangerous at all.

I mean, have you seen
the Cable Beach?

Ah!
Oh, my god.

(INDISTINCT ARGUMENT)

It's actually really nice.
I know!

I mean, Kuta Beach
has nothing on Cable Beach.

Look at all that white sand,
the cocktails...

Do you like cocktails?
Mm-hm.

And beach clubs?

All the beach clubs you can.

I don't know.

Please.

Look, I'll tell you what.

If you come with me on this trip,

I swear I'll go to Bali
with you next time.

You can go to all the beach clubs
that you want.

And we can...we can wear
the matching bathing suit I got us?

Yes, yes, you can take
all the photos that you want.

Ugh, fine.

Yes! (LAUGHS)
Ew!

Ugh, you're gonna love it.

So, excited.

You're lucky I like you.

You love me.

I never said that.

(LAUGHS)

(GROOVY MUSIC)

So, Tess, Dale tells me

you're heading off
on an outback adventure?

Yeah.

I mean, I thought it was about time
that I just go out

and see the beauty
of our own backyard.

Outback adventure?

I thought you said
that you were gonna go

to Exmouth for a few weeks.

Yeah, I mean, I think
I'll go a bit more north now, mum.

Oh, like Broome?

I've heard it is so lovely up there.
Hm.

They've got those
camel rides on the beach

and they've got that Harry Butler
Crocodile Park thing.

It's Malcolm Douglas, Mum.

Ah, Malcolm, Harry, whatever.

But it's a really long drive,
sweetheart,

so, you make sure
you take lots of breaks

and you take turns driving.

Yeah, yeah, we will.

And don't go anywhere remote.

It's just not safe
for two young ladies.

Just stick to the main places
like Exmouth and Broome, OK?

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
Your mother's right, Tess.

Just stick to the bigger town sites.

Don't go off in any of those
off-road remote places.

What?

I mean, it was just yesterday
you were telling me

I could do what makes me happy, Dad.

I mean, this is it.

But I also said that
you have to stay safe.

You girls can't do a trip like that.

Why? I mean, Dale does.

You go alone all the time.
Why can't we?

Well, for one, Dale's a man.

(LAUGHS)
Oh, OK.

Wow. Really?
So, we can't do what a man can do?

Oh, here we go.
Is that it?

Bit sexist, Dad.

I'm not being sexist.
I'm just being a realist.

Do you know, I'm not happy

about you going
anywhere remote, Tess.

I just think that

I would be worried sick
about you out there.

Look, just promise us

you'll be smart
and you'll keep out of danger.

Alright, we say this
because we love you, alright?

# I was four years old

# When I first saw the world
In a new light... #

Come on.

# Places, people
I don't remember now

# It's been so long
I can't hardly count

# We're driving
But it seems too long

# We're thriving
And it sounds like a song

# It's a new life
And I've got a chance to live it

# Are we there yet

# Wondering where I'm gonna... #

You know, I don't think
we're gonna get

that many followers on this trip.

Ugh, who cares
about followers, Steph?

I mean, just enjoy this.

Do you really wanna be famous?
I mean, it's all fake anyway.

A lot of people have
become famous and it's not fake.

Look at Dale.

Dale? He's not famous.

He has a million followers, Tess.
He's kind of famous.

Well, OK.

You kind of just proved
yourself wrong

about the whole
not getting any followers

on a trip like this.

What?

Well, Dale,

he posts non-stop
in the remote outback.

He's sort of famous.

OK, well, he's remotely famous.

Oh, let's go
to the Karijini National Park.

We can take some pics there.

Alright, fine.

(GROOVY MUSIC)

(HAMMER SOUNDS)

Oh, get in there, you little shit.

You need a hand there?

Yeah.
I think I've hit some hard ground.

(LAUGHS)

Give me a minute.

Let me try this one.

(BIRD CHIRPS)

(HAMMER SOUNDS)

There you go. All set.
Thank you.

No, worries.
I need one of those.

There you go. You can have this one.

No, I couldn't.

Yeah, you can. I've got another one.

Thanks. I'm Tess.

Tess? Bob. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Look what I got. Party time.

This is Steph.

Hi.
Hi, Steph. Bob.

Hi, Bob.

So, Steph and Tess, eh? Sisters?

Yes, we are.

Wow.

It's not bad, hey?
Yeah.

Better than Bali?

So much better than Bali.

(LAUGHS)

# Every setting sun
Tomorrows still so far

# Looking at a screen yeah,
Addiction is disease

# Words in pile
And a river of denial

# Take a walk all alone
To a place I know

# There's people in the house
But there's no-one home. #

(CRICKETS CHIRP)

(LAUGHTER)

I don't want wanna wake anyone up
and ger kicked out.

You shush.
OK.

Shh, shh.

Bob, what are you doing up?
Come over here.

Ladies, I-I'm just
enjoying this beautiful place.

I love Bob.
Bob, come have a drink.

How can...how can I pass up
an offer like that?

Yeah, you can't.

I'm not taking no
for an answer, Bob.

Get over here!
Alrighty.

Shh, shh.

Sorry.

I like your phone case.
Thanks.

(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)

Ah. So, how long
are you staying for?

Just for tonight.
But we're gonna leave tomorrow.

Shit. That's-that's a quick stay.

Yeah, I mean
we're really excited to go up north

and see the real Kimberley.

OK, well, if you need any tips,

I've spent
a lot of my career up there.

Mm, what line of work are you in?

Palaeontology.

Which one's that one?
Wow!

Ross, from 'Friends'.

Yeah, like dinosaur bones and stuff.

Yes.
Ah.

I'm officially retired now.

Don't really have much
to do these days.

Yeah, that's good
that it keeps you busy.

Yeah.

Where can we even find
these dinosaur bones and stuff?

Well, yes.

Actually, right here.

Gantheaume Point.

But you can only see them
on low tide.

Wait, here in Broome?
Yeah.

Dinosaur bones?
Yep.

It's actually one of Broome's
major tourist attractions.

Oh, but we don't want touristy, Bob.

I mean, give us the real stuff.

Well, there's a lot
that the tourists don't know about.

And the palaeontology community
would like to keep it that way.

Because a lot of tourists, you know,

they go in there
and muck around a little bit

and try to dig up the fossils.

Hm. We're not like that.
You can tell us.

Yeah, I know.

But, well,
there's a recent discovery.

There's this cave.

And, yeah, it's bloody wonderful.

It's actually just off
the Gibb River Road,

which is one of my
favourite places to camp.

We're going to the Gibb River Road!

Maybe we should check it out.
Yeah.

Oh, it's definitely worth
checking out the May River.

Just watch out for crocs.

OK, well, what about this cave?

Well, there's a little track
just to the left of the crossing.

OK, it's about 90Ks,

but I wouldn't advise
that you go there.

You're just not set up for it.

Don't get me wrong,
you've got a great little rig there,

but this is 90Ks of rugged,
remote track.

And if you get lost,
if something happens,

you could be there
for a very, very long time.

(TENSE MUSIC)

(SOFT GUITAR MUSIC)

Oh, look. Gibb River Road.

This is where the adventure begins.

Da dan da!

(JAZZ MUSIC)

# Look at those footprints

# In the sand

# There's cuts and there's bruises
On my legs

# People I used to know

# Have blown with the wind
Around the globe these days

# Oh, these days

# I don't know... #

Oh, look, isn't that May River Road?

Hmm, I mean
the sun's kind of going down.

Did you want to stay here
for the night?

Maybe we will.

Alright, here we go.

# Its falling, falling

# My sandcastle
Is falling down to the ground. #

Last one.

You got it?
Yeah.

Alright, we're all set.

(LIVELY MUSIC)

Wow, we should take a selfie.

Yeah, let's do it.
OK.

(LIVELY MUSIC)

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

Oh, you know what we should do?

We should get the tripod
so we can get a full body shot.

Yeah, OK, let's do it.
OK, where should we put it?

Uh, spare tyre.

OK, let me grab it.

Oh, can we use your cell phone?
It has better quality.

Yeah.

(LIVELY MUSIC)

OK, ready?

Always ready.

It's on a timer.

Three...
OK.

..two, one.

Ah!
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

(WATER SPLASHES)

What is that?
Oh, my god, it's a crocodile!

(GASPS) Oh!

No, oh.
Tess, where are you going? Don't.

Tess, don't get too close.

Oh, it's gone.

OK, come on, let's go.

(TENSE MUSIC)

(CROWS CAW)

(TENSE MUSIC)

Ready?
Yeah.

(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

(CAR ENGINE STARTS)

(TENSE MUSIC)

Why did we stop?

This must be the track to the cave.

Yeah, the one he said
was very dangerous.

Yeah, but it'll be fine.

We have plenty of fuel,
the CB, satellite phone,

and we'll just call for help
if we get into any trouble.

No, I don't know.

Come on, just think of the photos
that you'll get.

I mean, hardly anyone
has seen this cave.

Tess, why don't
we just stick to our plan?

And plus, I don't wanna be driving
for an extra few hours.

Steph, please,
I really wanna do this.

This is what we came out here for.

I really need you to be
on board with this, please.

Fine, I guess.

Yay. Well, I'll set the trip metre.

Bob said it was around 90kms,

so, if we hit 100,
we'll just head back.

Yeah, God, 100kms, Jesus.

What is that, five hours? Fuck!

(SIGHS)
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)

(SUSPENSE MUSIC)

You really notice the difference
in terrain here.

It's looking a lot drier.

Definitely a lot more isolated.

We'll be right.
We're going the right way.

Tess, I... Don't kill me.

It's fine, it's fine.

Tess, are you sure
this is a good idea?

Maybe we should just
stay on that road back there?

Careful with the bush.

There's a rock,
there's a rock, there's a rock.

Oh, my god.

Don't scare me, gosh.

I'm sorry, I just don't wanna
pop a wheel right now.

It's fine.

Tess, we can't even see
the track anymore.

Maybe we should turn around
before we get lost.

It's alright.
I mean, I can still see the track.

I mean, just some parts,
I think, are a bit...

(THUDS)

What was that?

Why did it stop?
Did it overheat or something?

I don't know.
Did it stall?

What's going on?

Why...
(EXHALES SHARPLY)

Are we going to be OK?

Yeah, we'll be fine.
Just let me... Give me a minute.

OK.

(STARTER CRANKS WEAKLY)

(BIRD CHIRPS)

Oh, my gosh.

(STARTER CRANKS WEAKLY)

Fuck.

Did it overheat?
Did it stall or something?

I don't know, I don't know.
I don't think so.

Why isn't it starting?

Tess, why isn't it starting?
I don't know, OK.

Is this bad?
Tess, what's... Tess, is this bad?

(STARTER CRANKS WEAKLY)

I don't know... I don't think so.
What's going on?

What's happening?
Just give me a minute, alright?

Come on!

(FLIES BUZZ)
Oh, this fucking thing.

(BIRD CHIRPS)

It's not overheating.

The fan belt looks intact.

No, steam, no smoke. OK.

(FLIES BUZZ)

I smell petrol.

(PETROL DRIPS)

Shit.

What's shit? What?

There's no fuel.
We lost all our fuel.

What are you talking about?

We have a jerry
can full of fuel, no?

No. There's a hole in the fuel tank.

A hole?

(CAR DOOR OPENS)

(BIRD CHIRPS)

(FLIES BUZZ)

Yeah, well, that doesn't look good.

(EXHALES)

(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

I'll call for help.

You've got to be kidding me.

That's going to take forever
and it's so hot.

Flies everywhere.
The AC doesn't work.

Do you know where my phone is?

Um, I don't know.
Where did you have it last?

You set it up on the tripod
when we took those photos.

Did you grab it after we finished?

No, it's your phone.
Didn't you grab it?

But you set it up
on the spare tyre, remember?

You were in
such a bloody hurry to leave.

Don't look at me like that, OK?
This is not my fault.

I didn't even wanna
be out here. God.

Maybe not, but that's not
the issue here, is it?

I mean, the issue is that

you decided to take
your stupid Instagram photos

that you lost my phone.

My satellite phone.
No, no, no, no, no.

Do not blame this on me, OK?
I did not wanna come out here.

You dragged us out
into the middle of nowhere.

OK?

To a cave that everyone told you
not to follow, Tess!

OK! OK. Alright.

Blaming each other isn't gonna help.

Maybe we should
just work the problem

and work it together.

OK. OK, I'm sorry.

Um, what's next?
What do we do first?

How should I know?

Well, you're the expert.

OK, what...

How far are we from the turnoff,
from the main road?

(FLIES BUZZ)
Um...

(FLIES BUZZ)

75km.

Huh.

Yeah, OK.

I'm trying to get service.

Um...

(FLIES BUZZ)

Mayday, mayday.
Does anybody copy? Over.

Is that what
you're supposed to say? Mayday?

It's worth a shot. I don't know.

Mayday, mayday.

We've broken down
and we need assistance.

We're 75km east of the May River.

Does anybody copy?

I haven't heard chatter
on that thing since this morning.

Fuck!

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

You OK, Steph?

No, I'm not.

Why would I be alright, Tess?

We'll work this out. Alright?
We just need to work together.

Be smart about it.

This is such a stupid idea.

Why did I agree to this?

I told you, I...

OK, look.

We're all set for off-grid camping.
We have plenty of food and water.

We can just sit here with the car
and I'll keep trying the radio.

It'll be fine.

We'll be OK.

What if no-one answers?

They will.

Come on.

(TENSE MUSIC)

(SIGHS)

Well, we're all set.

Now, what?

(EXHALES)
I guess we just settle in and wait.

Settle in and wait. We can do that.
Is the CB radio still on?

Yeah, yeah.

And we're just gonna wait
to hear any chatter

and send out the message
every half hour or so?

Yeah, sounds like a good plan.

OK, we can do this, right?

We have enough food and water
for a couple weeks.

So, just wait and see. Hm. Right?

Yeah, surely.

Some palaeontologists
will come down that track soon.

Yeah, any day now.
Yeah.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

Do you have any kings?

How do you always win this game?

(RADIO CHATTER)

Who's that?

(CAR DOOR OPENS)

(FLIES BUZZ)

Emergency, emergency.
Does anybody copy?

I repeat, does anybody copy?
Emergency, emergency.

Emergency, emergency.
Does anybody copy?

There's no-one there, Tess.
Come on.

I repeat, emergency, emergency.
Does anybody copy?

Come on.

This is my round. I can feel it.

Hey, look.

(DELIGHTFUL MUSIC)

Is that a dingo?

Are they dangerous?

Just don't leave your baby
hanging around.

Do they eat babies?

What? Steph,
"dingo stole my baby"...?

I've never heard of it.

No?
No.

It was like a worldwide news story.

No, didn't reach.

Yeah, cool.

What are you doing?

It's not gonna eat that.
It has chocolate.

He will.

Ha!
Great.

It ate it.

Hey, guys, just gonna do
a quick outfit of the day today.

So, I literally have Tess's shirt.
Thanks, Tess.

You're number one.

#LostInTheDesert

#SOS

#We'reGonnaDieOverHere.

(LAUGHS)
Come on. We're not gonna die.

Oh.

Look who photobombed.

No, way. Where is he?

Looks like you made a new friend.

(CHUCKLES)

Um, maybe we should, like,
limit the water intake a little bit.

Jeez, Tess.
It's like an oven out here.

And plus, we have
that tank on top of the car

that's pretty much full.

Yeah, but the tank's,
like, only small.

And like, you know, just to be safe,

we should be a little bit
more water wise.

OK. Well.

How else are we supposed
to stay cool?

This book says to limit our activity
in the heat of the day.

Tess, we're playing Uno, not F45.

What else does it say?

Um, well,
it says to wear loose clothing,

uh, wear a hat,
stay in shaded areas,

and, um, stay hydrated.

That's what I was doing.

Told you we should have packed up
the awning.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Does anybody hear me?
Emergency.

(BEEPS)

Does anybody hear me? Over.

(FLIES BUZZ)

It tastes like plastic.

Yeah, it's gross.

We could have been
sipping margaritas

in a beach Bali club.

Hm.

(FLIES BUZZ)

(BIRD CHIRPS)

These boots are giving me blisters.

Why don't you wear your other boots?

I threw them in the tree, remember?

I don't get it.

Why has no-one
come down this road yet?

We've been here for a week.

We're really low on food.

Just as over it as you are.

Maybe we should start rationing,
or maybe hunt.

I don't know.
Tess, we're vegetarian.

Yeah, but by choice.

I mean, I don't really wanna either,
but maybe we should think about it.

Well, what are we gonna do?

Wait for a kangaroo to come by
and try to bring it down ourselves?

We'd have to kill it.

OK, well maybe
we should start smaller.

Ugh, I have to pee again.
Again?

How much water
have you been drinking?

Whatever.

(GASPS) Oh, my god!

The whole desert
and you decide to shit on me?

Fuck!
It's good luck, it's good luck.

How is this good luck, Tess?

Um, for the future, maybe.

Yeah, well, I'm not gonna hold
my breath to that.

Ew.

(BIRD CHIRPS)

Steph, look.

What?
Nest.

So?
Eggs, Steph!

We can eat eggs!

How do you know
that there's eggs in that?

It's worth a shot.

Don't fall.

OK.

Do you see anything in there?

There's nine eggs.

(GASPS)

Tess!
Oh, I'm-I'm sorry.

This sucks.

Can't see.

Got one.

(FIRE CRACKLES)

Here we go.

You're the best.

This looks awesome, I'm starving.

Hey, look.

It's old mate Ernie.
Ernie?

Yeah.
Oh, Ernie the dingo.

Probably shouldn't have fed him
that one day.

Oi, Ernie!

We don't got any food
for you, buddy.

We only have food for ourselves.

Poor thing.

You know, Tess,
it looks like we're really running

low on food and water.

No-one's gonna come by
this track anytime soon.

What are you getting at?

We don't have many options.

I think we should stay here
for as long as we can.

I think that we should pack our bags
and walk back to May River.

May River?

It's 75kms away.

In this heat as well?

We'll never make it.
What are you on about?

Well, it's better
than just sitting here

and-and waiting for us to die
of thirst and starvation.

Well, the number one rule
in the guidebooks

is to stay where you are.

Oh, my god,
enough with the guidebook, Tess.

We haven't heard a peep
from that radio.

It's been a week.

No-one is coming to save us.

We gotta have hope. Alright?

I'm not going out there
in that desert. It's suicide.

We've had hope all week.

We just need to ration more, OK?

Wayne?

Wayne?

Yes, dear?

I'm starting
to worry about the girls.

We haven't heard a peep in a week.

Well, why don't you give
Tess a call?

Well, I tried the other day
and it went to message bank.

So, I left a message and...

she never replied.

So, I tried twice today
and still no answer.

Well, you know what Tess is like.

Why don't you give Steph a try?

I already did.

I'll message again.

Hm.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Oh! Tess, be careful.

Oh, sorry.

Put it higher.

Just hold it.
Higher, higher.

I am holding it. Tess!
Are you kidding me?

I didn't mean to.

You fucking do it then.

(TENSE MUSIC)

This sucks. I'm gonna die out here.

Would you stop saying that?
We're not gonna die.

We have no more food. No, water.
We barely have any firewood left.

One thing I know for sure
is whinging isn't gonna help.

Whinge all I want, thank you.

I just wanna take a shower.

Stupid flies everywhere.

Honestly, like, I can't even... Ah!

What? What is it? It's that dingo.
He scared the shit out of me.

It's just Ernie.

I mean, you probably scared him
more than he scared you.

Yeah, well,
he really freaked me out.

Yeah, screw you, Ernie!

What is with you?

What do you mean, what's with me?

I'm trying to keep it all together.
What's with you?

I mean, complaining every
fucking five minutes isn't helping.

Fuck you, Tess. Seriously?

Everyone told you

not to attempt
this off-the-grid shit, OK?

And you just had
to come out on this trip

and then show everyone
that you can do anything.

And it's my life. My life now.

Your life?
It's my fucking life, too.

I'm just as in it
as much as you are.

God, if you weren't taking
your fucking photos

every five minutes,

well, I wouldn't be
in this shit, would I?

No, don't put that on me, OK?
This is not my fault.

Everyone told you
not to attempt this.

Your family. Even that guy, Bob.
Even Dale.

Fuck you.

What? Is that all you're gonna say?

I'm gonna die,
and that's all you're gonna say?

That's all
I'm gonna say then, Steph?

I don't give a fuck, go!

You're holding me back anyway.
See how you survive.

(SUSPENSE MUSIC)

Fuck you!

Steph!

Fuck you!

(FLIES BUZZ)

(SOBS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Steph?

Steph?

Steph?

Steph?

Steph?

Steph?

Where are you, Steph?

Sheryl.

Something's wrong, Wayne.
I know Tess.

She would have called by now.

I can't sleep anymore.

No. It's OK, darling.

I'm worried sick.

I think it's time
we call the police.

(FLIES BUZZ)

Hey, Ernie.

What's there to do around here?

Come over here and talk to me.

I know you're hungry.

I am too.

Ernie?

He's a bit skittish
around other people.

That's both the girls just there.

It was taken just the other day.

Not sure exactly where it was taken.

It's just from Steph's
last Instagram post.

Yeah.

They do look pretty happy there,
don't they?

Well, yeah. They're best friends.

They've been inseparable
for years now.

So, may I ask...

Have you had any disagreements
or any fallouts with Tess lately?

No, of course not.

Well, she did get upset with us
the night before she left.

Upset in what way?

Well, it was no big deal.

But she made a big hoo-ha about it.

Didn't want her trekking out
into those remote places.

Go on.

I said, "Well, Dale's a man."

I think that was the main trigger.

Did you speak to Tess
while she was in Broome?

Uh, she did actually say to me
a couple of days before she left...

Attempting a trek like
that in her little Suzuki.

It's not made
for that type of travel.

And I thought she should
start out on something

a little bit closer to home.

We'll pass on the information
to the relevant regions

and we'll open a missing persons.

Anything at all that may help us
or have any questions,

do not hesitate to contact us
straight away.

And please, try not to worry.

(TENSE MUSIC)

Thank you so much.
Thank you for your time.

Thank you.

(TENSE MUSIC)

What do you think
the odds are of finding them?

Slim to none.

(TENSE MUSIC)

I'm gonna go help find Tess.

I'll leave this afternoon.

Are you sure, Dale?
Yeah, I'm sure.

I mean, you only just
got back from your last trip.

And I...
That doesn't matter.

I'm sure the police will have

lots of people up there
already looking.

Mum, mum, that's my turf up there.

These other clowns, they don't have
as much at stake as we do.

We're family.

Dale's right.

I'll go with him.

No, Dad.

You just please stay here with Mum.

I think you should stay
by her side right now.

I've got this. I can take care
of this, Mum. Leave it to me.

I'm up there all the time.

You know...
You promise me.

You know I can do this.

You promise me you'll be careful.
I promise, Mum.

I know how much Tess means to you.

I promise, Mum. I'll be careful.

But I don't want you pushing
yourself to the limit driving.

Mum, you don't have to worry.

You'll end up having an accident.
I've got this. I've got this.

And I don't want
to have to worry about you too.

You don't need to worry.
I'm gonna find her.

We can share the driving.

You see, we'll share the driving.
It'll be fine.

Please just trust me.

Just-just leave it to me, OK?

I'm gonna find her.

(SOMBRE MUSIC)

(BIRDS CHIRP)

That's it, Ernie.

(BIRD CHIRPS)

(SUSPENSEFUL STRINGS)

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

(SUSPENSEFUL STRINGS)

I-I walked a couple hours yesterday.

Um, my phone's step metre says
that I've done 15K.

Which means I only have...

60Ks left.

Yeah.

Um...

I only have one water bottle left.

But that should be fine if I...

If I pace myself.

Um...

I'll take some breaks.

(SOMBRE MUSIC)

I should be home in a couple days.

Right?

(SOMBRE MUSIC)

(FLIES BUZZ)

What?

You got a better idea?

(BIRD CHIRPS)

(FLIES BUZZ)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

I'm coming, Tess.

(LAUGHS) It's working, Ernie.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(BIRDS CHIRP)

(SIGHS)

I just, um...

In case anyone...

Anyone finds this...

(LAUGHS)

Um... I just...

I just wanted to say...

I wanted to say bye to my parents.

My mum and dad.

Tell Jamie not to steal
all my stuff, OK?

Just some of it.

Not the cute stuff.

Um, Mum...

I love you.

I love you so much, Dad.

And Tess!

You know, I keep thinking about
when we were at the beach.

And we were talking about uni
and travelling to Greece.

And I wanted to take you
to New York City.

And...

I keep thinking that,
um, in another life, we did that.

And you love Central Park.

You would have loved it.

You would have hated
the hot dogs, though.

Um...

I'm just gonna...

I'm gonna keep thinking that...

that life actually happened, right?

I'm sorry, Tess.

I'm sorry for the things
that I said to you before I left.

I didn't mean them at all.

Forgive me, OK?

(TENSE MUSIC)

(PHONE RINGS)

Hello, how can I help you?

Hi, I'm Detective Webb

from the Western Australian
Police Department.

We're currently investigating
a missing persons report

on a couple of young ladies
that have been missing

for more than two weeks.

Perhaps if any of you or your staff

remember speaking to either of these
two young ladies?

(PHONE RINGS)

Ash, have you updated

the Flanagan missing persons
file yet?

Yes, that's all been sorted.

Thanks.
No worries.

(TENSE MUSIC)

(PHONE RINGS)

Hello,
this is Wayne Flanagan speaking.

Oh, hello, Mr Flanagan.

It's Detective Wallace here

from the Western Australian
Police Department.

We have an update on your daughter

and the young American
lady's whereabouts.

Looks like water, Ernie.

We've just had a tip-off
from the police

that the girls may be further north
on the Gibb River Road.

We already sort of knew that much.

Just-just keep heading north

and don't worry about calling
in at Broome and, um,

just please drive safe.

Yeah, OK, Mum.

OK, I love you.

Alright, I'll talk to you soon.

I love you. Bye.

Well, at least now we know
we can bypass Broome.

Great.

Quick, look this way for a second.

Not right now, babe.

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

(FLIES BUZZ)

(BIRD CHIRPS)

Look, Ernie!

It's a nest.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(RADIO CHATTER)

Oh!

(GROANS)

Shit!

(TENSE MUSIC)

(PHONE BUZZES)

Hello?

(SOBS)

Fuck!

(TENSE MUSIC)

(SOBS)

(DINGO WHINES)

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm done.

(YELPS)
(HEAVY THUD)

(SUSPENSE MUSIC)

(DINGO HOWLS)

It's alright, Ernie.

(GRUNTS)

I've just got the wind
knocked out of me.

(DINGO HOWLS)

I'm alright. I'm OK. I'm OK.

(DINGO HOWLS)

Are you trying to tell me something?

Do you want me to come with you?

(DINGO HOWLS)

That's all you have to say.

I'll come.

(TENSE MUSIC)

(BIRDS CHIRP)

(BIRD SOUND)

I recognise you.

Dead.

(FLIES BUZZ)

Great.

Now, we're both fucking lost, Ernie.

(SOBS)

We're in the middle
of fucking nowhere.

(SOBS)

(FLIES BUZZ)

(SOBS) Can't believe
I'm following a fucking dingo.

Taking me out in the middle
of fucking nowhere, Ernie.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

(COUGHS)

Come back.

Don't leave me, please.

(SOBS)

I'm sorry, Ernie. I'm sorry.

Wait, wait.

Come-come back.

Gab, would you mind
calling Tess's phone again?

Sure.

(PHONE RINGS)

Hello? Shithead?

Dale, someone answered Tess's phone.

(TENSE MUSIC)

Hello? Who's this?

Ah, yeah, yep.

Yeah, yep. This is Bob here.

I found Tess's phone.

Found it? Where?

Where's Tess?
Yeah, look, mate.

No, sorry.
I don't know where Tess is.

I'm at the May River crossing.

I just found Tess's phone
on the ground.

Gab, how far away is May River?
I don't know.

Well, look it up.

Sorry, Bob.

Have I still got you?

Yeah, mate. I'm still here.

OK, Bob.

This is Dale. Tess's brother.

Tess and Steph have gone missing.

So sorry to hear that.

I actually saw the girls
a couple of weeks ago in Broome.

Did they say where they were going?

Yep.

They said they were gonna drive
the Gibb River Road.

Dale, he's close.

We're near the May River
crossing now.

How far?
Maybe an hour?

Yeah, look, Bob.
We can be there in about an hour.

Can you just hang tight there?

Yeah, sure.

No problems at all.

OK, great. Thank you.

Alright, see you soon. Bye.

Oh, shit. Fuck!

(ENGINE REVS)

(TENSE MUSIC)

Thanks, Ernie.

(TENSE MUSIC)

Hey, Bob, is it?
Yeah, it sure is, bud.

Dale.

This is Gabriella.

Pleased to meet you, Bob.

Pleasure's all mine, Gabby.

(CRICKETS CHIRP)

So, Bob, basic rundown.

My sister and her friend,
Steph, they've been missing

for a couple of weeks now.

As you can imagine,

the family's worried
sick about them.

Yeah, I can imagine, mate.
I'm so sorry to hear that.

So, we have police out
looking for 'em,

search parties,
volunteers, choppers.

As you know,
there's a lot of land up here.

Well, let-let me stop you
right there,

because after we had a talk
on the phone,

I had a recollection
when we were back in Broome

a couple of weeks ago.

And, um, I know
it might be a long shot,

but I reckon we should start
at this track here.

What makes you think that?

Well, I was telling her about
what's at the end of this track,

about 90Ks, and this cave,
it's just magnificent.

Her eyes lit up,
and I told her not to go,

because it's really not a track
that two young ladies

should be going,
especially in that car.

But, you know.

Well, this is Tess
we're talking about.

If you told her
that two young ladies

shouldn't attempt this track,

I think there's a good chance
she might have attempted it.

Alright, OK.

Well, we found her phone here,

so, I reckon
it's a good place to start.

Yeah, I think it is definitely
a good place to start.

Alright. I'll-I'll lead you in.

Alrighty.

Hey, Dale!

Yeah, mate?

UHF 32?

Got it.

Yeah!

(TENSE MUSIC)

(CAR ENGINE STARTS)

Why is he stopping already?

(TENSE MUSIC)

Gab, here.

(TENSE MUSIC)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Hey, Dale.
Yeah, mate?

Do you guys want something to eat?

I'm gonna cook up a whole heap
of snags and boil up some veggies.

Actually, mate, you know what?

That would be fantastic.

As you can imagine,

left in a bit of a hurry
this morning.

Didn't get a chance to pack much.

Understand, mate, understand.

I've got shitloads,
bud, so no dramas.

(THUNDER RUMBLES)

Dale!

Yeah?

There's no phone service
out here at all.

Yeah, I know.

Look, just don't worry about it.
(COUGHS)

Bob's just kindly offered
to make us dinner.

Bloody hell, that's annoying.

We get phone service
everywhere back home.

Look, just forget about your
bloody phone for a moment, will ya?

Bob's just kindly offered
to make us dinner.

Look, I think you need to ease up
on that stuff.

What stuff?

Your phone stuff.

It's getting a bit much.

But it's OK
when Outback Dale does it.

Well, there's a time
and a place, isn't there?

Fine.

(TENSE MUSIC)
(THUNDER RUMBLES)

(TENSE MUSIC)

(DINGO HOWLS)

(THUNDER RUMBLES)
(TENSE MUSIC)

(DINGO WHINES)

Ernie.

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

Ernie!

Ernie!

(BIRDS CHIRP)

How do you both like
your coffees, Dale?

Hey, Bob.

Uh, white with none, thanks, mate.

For both of you?

Yep.
Cool.

(SOMBRE MUSIC)

There you go, mate.
Cheers, Bob.

Best way to start the day.

Good morning, Bob.

Oh, morning, princess.

There you go, white with none.

Thank you. So, what's the plan?

Well...

We're just gonna keep following
this track until we find Tess.

(SOMBRE MUSIC)

Shit, that's Tess's car!

Tess!

Tess!

Tess!

Tess!

(FLIES BUZZ)

Ernie...

I don't feel so good.

(FLIES BUZZ)

She's not here.

Well, right,
they've had it pretty well set up.

Maybe we should
just head back to town.

We're not going back to town!

We're out here, she's been here,

we're gonna stay here
and keep looking.

Yeah, I think you're right
on the money there, mate.

(FLIES BUZZ)

Tess must have
had some sort of plan.

I'm gonna radio the chopper.

2-4-6-5-7 degrees east.

(HELICOPTER WHIRS)
Copy that.

OK, Dale, looks like we're currently
around 20Ks to the west.

We'll head to your location now
and see what else is in the area.

Yeah, copy that.

Any luck with the tracks?

Shitloads of tracks, um,

but there's a couple of freshies
that are heading to the east.

Alright then, we're heading east.

(FLIES BUZZ)

(COUGHS)

Ugh.

Just let me get
something from the car.

(SUSPENSE MUSIC)

Dale, he's got a gun.

(SUSPENSE MUSIC)

Bob, is a rifle really necessary?

Fuck, mate.

You know how many fucking nasties
there are out there?

You don't want to be chased
by a fucking wild boar or buffalo.

For our safety only, mate.

Our safety.

(SUSPENSE MUSIC)

Tess!

(SUSPENSE MUSIC)

Tess!

(SUSPENSE MUSIC)

Come on, let's get going.

No, no, let's just have
a five-minute rest.

What are these animal prints
that seem to be following Tess's?

Yeah, I did notice those.

My guess would be dingo tracks.

So, she had a dingo following her?

Looks like it, yeah.

But dingoes
don't attack people, do they?

Not normally,
but if they're angry enough.

(FLIES BUZZ)

Come on, let's go.

(SUSPENSE MUSIC)

Tess!

(SUSPENSE MUSIC)

Do you copy that, Dale?

Yeah, copy, mate.

We've spotted a small waterhole

about 8Ks
to the east of Tess's camp.

We can't see Tess.

It could be likely spot to look.

(TENSE MUSIC)

Yeah, roger, mate.

We're actually following
tracks that head that way.

So, we'll stay on it.

Roger that.
I'll keep searching the area.

Yeah, roger.

(SUSPENSE MUSIC)

Shit.

There's Tess.

Fucking dingo.

(GUNSHOT FIRES)
(DINGO WHINES)

(TENSE MUSIC)
No!

(TENSE MUSIC)

Tess! Tess! Please.

(TENSE MUSIC)

Please. Come on.

(COUGHS)

Come on. Tess, come on.

Please.

Bob, call the chopper.

Tess!
Copy, chopper.

Tess! Come on!

Come on, Tess!

Bob!
Copy, chopper?

Yeah, we copy. What's your position?

Found Tess, just east of the
waterhole.

Copy that. We're on our way.

(SUSPENSE MUSIC)
(HELICOPTER WHIRS)

(DINGO HOWLS)

Ernie. Ernie.

(DINGO HOWLS)
(SUSPENSE MUSIC)

(DINGO HOWLS)

(CLOCK TICKS)

(MELLOW MUSIC)

Hi.

How are you feeling today?

Ah, I'm good, yeah.

Alright, if you need anything,
let me know.

Thanks.

(MELLOW MUSIC)

Hey.

(MELLOW MUSIC)

Come here.

What?
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

I knew you'd make it.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

Did you?

You're way too stubborn.

That's true.

Hey, um...

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry too.

I should have never abandoned you.

It's OK.

I'm just so glad you're here.

(MELLOW MUSIC)

Well, here we are.

Yeah.

Ernie?

Ernie!

Ernie!

Ernie?

Come on, Tess.
It's getting dark soon.

Ernie!

We tried.

(WIND GUSTS)

(ENGINE STARTS)

(DELIGHTFUL MUSIC)

Stop. Stop the car. Stop the car.

(DELIGHTFUL MUSIC)

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

(CLEARS THROAT)

Uh, excuse me, miss?

Oh, hello.

Are you ready to order
or are you waiting for someone?

Oh, um, no.

I'm on my own.

Just a latte, please.

OK, be right back.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

(LAUGHTER)

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G'day.

I'm Dale,

and this is my girlfriend, Steph.

And this little guy here,

he's what you call

a West Australian Dugite.

And normally, they're out

and about in the morning

when it's nice and cool.

This afternoon when it heats up,

he would have already slithered off

back under his rock or into his log

or wherever it is

he likes to keep cool.

Now, I know what you all

must be thinking.

Are they dangerous?

Well, yes, they are.

But don't worry

because he's always gonna hear

you coming before we even see him.

He's gonna slither off

in the other direction

because they're actually quite shy.

Now, the only time you gotta worry

is if one of these guys feels

cornered or threatened in any way,

they could get

a little bit aggressive.

But as long as you stay back,

stay out of the way,

you should be alright.

OK?

So, I would never recommend

trying to pick one of these guys up

or even getting close

for that matter.

But I will pick him up today

because I am a trained professional.

That way, we can all get

a better look at him.

As long as I move slow

and remain calm,

he's gonna sense that

and he's gonna stay calm too.

OK? Alright.

Come on, little guy. Come on.

Dale. Dale. Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! Dale!

Stop, he looks pissed!

He's not pissed.
Put him down! Put him down!

He's calming down!

He's calming down!

You! Oh, my gosh!

God, he's not calming down!

They hate water!

Something else!

Get off of me!

I don't know what you're doing!

(STRAINS AND GRUNTS)

(TENSE MUSIC)

This is my sister Tess.

She's an outback adventurer too.

Thanks, Tess.

It's alright.

Anyway, like I was saying...

never try and get close

to one of these guys.

OK? You'll be alright.

Let them have their space.

You don't have to worry

about anything.

Never get close. Never pick one up.

Just don't do that.
Anyway.

Are you alright?
Yes, I'm good.

Anyhow.
OK.

I'm Dale. This is Tess.

This is my girlfriend, Steph.

That was a Western Australian Dugite

in the water somewhere.

They hate water.

Alrighty, we'll talk to you soon.

See ya.