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All right, gang. The trick shot you all requested.

Here it goes!

[all cheering]

Does anyone else think we could do better than that?

- Whoa! Yeah! - Yeah! Of course! Always!

Wait, I was referring to the trick shot.

Trick shots are easy.

Watch me toss this tennis ball off the garden gnome,

the tree, and into the bird house.

- Wow! - We should've been filming that.

Oh, did I say bird house? I meant Hadron collider.

I always forget that's there.

The collider's making a weird noise, Hellen.

See anything strange happening up there?

No.

Okay, kids, we're heading to a new store called Almost Antique.

It sells items that are only 99 years old!

Next year, we can resell them as official antiques.

- You kids have fun. - I'm in charge. Keep it down.

Well, once Baljeet gets here, we can start building our trick shot.

Did somebody say fate?

Um, no, no, we didn't.

- Uh, Baljeet? - Ha! I am not Baljeet!

I am the Master of Fate!

- How's he doing that? - Okay.

What's with the space wizard costume?

It is my job to travel the universe

and to monitor for near-impossible events

that could de-stabilize the universe's very existence.

Come again?

Something very unlikely just occurred here.

My trick shot. It was pretty great.

And, combined with that device...

Has that always been there?

- I think so. - No idea.

Anyhow, a dangerous rift in time-space has been opened.

I'm here to help seal it.

I don't know. Looks to me like you're auditioning

for another Space Adventure movie.

I am not sure what that is. But perhaps a little proof of my abilities is in order.

You, do me a favor and take two steps to your left... Now!

Okay. Now what?

How'd he know that would happen?

And where'd that come from?

Uh, Houston? I dropped my lunch.

In order to save your universe,

we need to perform an event of near impossibility to seal the rift.

- More impossible than the sky chicken? - Much more!

Okay, gang. Thoughts?

I think Baljeet hit his head on something.

It's cosplay, not a head injury. He seems really invested.

Okay, Mr. Fate, let's save the universe.

- Oh, please. Call me Master of Fate. - [thunderclap]

Mister of Fate is my father.

We were just talking about pulling off the world's greatest trick shot.

- Would that seal the rift? - Hmm. Perhaps.

But only if success is near impossible!

- Somewhere in this red zone. - [machine trills]

Well, then, I know what we're gonna do today.

Hey, where's Perry?

Good morning, Agent P.

Today is the annual OWCA Agent performance review.

You have some stiff competition this year.

Meet Agent O. His biggest strength is avoiding traps.

- Something you, well... - Well, you stink at it, Agent P.

Trapped. Trapped. Trapped. Trapped again.

Trapped even more. Trapped. Trapped.

You get the picture. We're not playing favorites,

but if you wanna keep your top spot,

I would recommend you head over to Dr. Doof's.

[Carl] We've established a temporary trap training truce treaty,

or TTTTT.

TTTTT.

Man, we are not good at acronyms.

♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. ♪

Ah, Perry the Platypus. You must be here for the TTTTT.

You know, I agreed to do this because while you're the number one agent,

I am the number one evil scientist by association,

but if you fall to number two, that makes me

just a giant number two.

Can you imagine that? Me, a giant number two?

Looks pretty impossible, right?

Ah, my probability meter will be the judge of that.

Hit it, Ferb!

[both gasp]

[both gasp]

[both gasp]

[both cheer]

Oh, hey, everybody. What did I miss?

- Uh, what happened to your costume? - What costume?

Oh, and who is this handsome devil?

- [both exclaim] - Oh, my God!

Two Baljeets? This is my nightmare!

Or dream? Or nightmare?

- You really are the Master of Fate? - [thunderclap]

Of course, I am! And the universe is still in danger!

Your trick shot was not nearly impossible enough.

I see the problem. The one we built was designed to succeed.

Oh, I get it. 'Cause we do the impossible all the time,

this wasn't impossible at all.

Tear it down, gang. We're starting from scratch.

[♪ upbeat song playing]

♪ What you doin'? That's a trap, trap trap, trap ♪

♪ I think you better mind the gap, gap, gap, gap ♪

♪ Gonna catch you in a snap, snap, snap, snap ♪

♪ You know better than that ♪

♪ Better watch your step ♪

♪ Don't be lookin' like a rookie ♪

- ♪ You know you're a vet ♪ - ♪ Vet ♪

♪ If you try to touch that cookie ♪

- ♪ You'll be in the net ♪ - ♪ Net ♪

♪ If you really wanna win Let's try it again ♪

♪ Walk with trepidation ♪

♪ I don't really think that you'd enjoy incarceration ♪

♪ If you're careful ♪

♪ You just might avoid decapitation ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ If you're clever with your moves ♪

♪ You'll get through this event ♪

♪ That's a pit That's a snare ♪

♪ That's some old underwear That's a ruse ♪

♪ That's bait Don't open that gate ♪

♪ That's a ploy That's a lure ♪

♪ Better take a detour ♪

♪ This is really mortifying ♪

Man, you're not even trying!

♪ Step left, you're trapped ♪

♪ Step right, you're trapped ♪

♪ You're converting Celsius to Fahrenheit ♪

♪ You're trapped ♪

♪ Climb the wall You're trapped ♪

♪ Catch a ball You're trapped ♪

This isn't really working at all.

♪ You're trapped ♪

Perry the Platypus, it's almost like you want to be trapped.

Phew! Here, make sure you hydrate.

Wow. You fell for that after all that training?

- That one's on you. - [watch phone ringing]

Agent P, it's time for your performance review.

Head over to Danville Rec Center at once.

Well, I've done about all I can do.

One more hydration break for the road? No tricks.

Wow. As your trainer, that reflects more poorly on me than it does you.

Okay, gang. This time, we're gonna leave our trick shot

entirely up to chance

and build nothing!

But we always build something.

Precisely. If we don't build anything, then we can't influence the outcome.

We just sit here and wait for the shot to make itself...

- [machine trilling] - ...because the chances of a ball

somehow ending up in this cup on its own are...

[both] Nearly impossible.

[wind whistles]

All right, Agent P, your punctuality score

gets you off to a strong start.

Now, where is Agent O?

Here he comes now, sir.

Yes!

Cool! Entrance, nine out of ten.

Oh! That's why they call him Agent O!

[vehicle horn blares]

Doofenshmirtz? What do you think you're doing here?

You didn't really think I'd uphold the TTTTT, did you?

- I'm evil. Hello? - [vehicle powering up]

Behold! The Trapinator!

Consider this your final test, Perry the-- [grunts]

Hey! I was about to monologue. Don't you know how this works?

You see, Perry the Platypus, I realized it doesn't really matter

if you're number one or not.

If I can trap both you and Agent O, that would make me, like,

beyond number one evil scientist.

I haven't really worked out the math yet.

It might make me number zero or something like that.

[wind whistles]

Come on! Can't we build something?

Do nothing to influence the outcome of the event!

So, should we just ignore that?

[Phineas] Wow, we are really bad at noticing things on that side of the yard.

Oh, no! It is the rift!

Oh, please save us, mighty and delicious sky chicken! [grunts]

Okay, honey, try turning it back on.

[powering up]

Now seriously, what are we gonna do

with an almost antique hot air balloon?

I love you too.

[grunts] Just sit still, you slippery little mammal!

Why do the semi-aquatic ones

always give me the most trouble?

Oh, thanks! I do need to hydrate-- [grunts]

Okay, why didn't I see that coming?

- [alarm blaring] - [crackling]

[screams, grunts]

- [groans] - You never make time for me.

Allow me to commend you, Agent P.

It's obvious to me now that there is, indeed, a method to your madness.

- What do you mean, sir? - Put it together, Carl.

Agent P gets trapped on purpose, buying him time to assess the situation

and save the day. Good work, Agent P.

Or should I say Top Agent P?

[singing indistinctly]

- Man, what am I watching? - [rift whirring outside]

Can't a girl watch strange online videos in peace?

[grunts]

[Linda] Candace, come help unload the car.

Mom, Mom, Mom! Mom, Mom, Mom!

Mom, Mom, Mom! Whoa!

Is that an antique?

Well, it will be next year.

Come now. See hole. Much danger.

Ow!

Gang, look! The cup!

We made the trick shot!

Near impossibility achieved. We did it!

[all cheer]

This might be the most dangerous, reckless,

insane thing they've ever done!

We got a ball in the cup.

But... But... But...

Very impressive, boys.

Now, help us unload the car. Then pie!

You know, our very existence is simply the result of a series of improbabilities,

- or what I guess you could call fate. - [thunderclap]

Speaking of, what happened to the Master of Fate?

I'm in this tree!

You all really did pull off the impossible.

And now that my work here is done, it is time to depart!

- But how will you get home? - Something always comes along.

I know I did not know him for long,

but I will miss that brave young man.

- Fate will find a way! - [thunderclap]

[object falling, thuds]

- [radio chirps] - [astronaut] Uh, Houston?

[man] We are not sending you another chicken.

♪ We can play hide and seek Pretend the floor is lava ♪

♪ We can learn to knit a scarf ♪

♪ Or a stylish balaclava ♪

♪ We could put on a play A musical or a drama ♪

♪ We can list a bunch of things ♪

♪ And use an Oxford comma ♪

♪ We can juggle our shoes Make macrame with the laces ♪

♪ We could play a round of Rochambeau ♪

♪ Or paint our faces ♪

♪ We could check each other's teeth ♪

♪ To see if we need braces ♪

♪ When opportunity knocks ♪

♪ You gotta think inside the box ♪