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{\an8}All right, gang.
The trick shot you all requested.
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{\an8}Here it goes!
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[all cheering]
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Does anyone else think
we could do better than that?
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- Whoa! Yeah!
- Yeah! Of course! Always!
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Wait, I was referring
to the trick shot.
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{\an8}Trick shots are easy.
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{\an8}Watch me toss this tennis ball
off the garden gnome,
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the tree,
and into the bird house.
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- Wow!
- We should've been filming that.
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Oh, did I say bird house?
I meant Hadron collider.
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I always forget that's there.
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The collider's making
a weird noise, Hellen.
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See anything strange
happening up there?
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No.
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Okay, kids, we're heading
to a new store called Almost Antique.
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It sells items
that are only 99 years old!
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Next year, we can resell them
as official antiques.
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- You kids have fun.
- I'm in charge. Keep it down.
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Well, once Baljeet gets here,
we can start building our trick shot.
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Did somebody say fate?
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Um, no, no, we didn't.
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- Uh, Baljeet?
- Ha! I am not Baljeet!
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I am the Master of Fate!
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- How's he doing that?
- Okay.
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What's with the space wizard costume?
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It is my job
to travel the universe
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and to monitor
for near-impossible events
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that could de-stabilize
the universe's very existence.
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Come again?
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Something very unlikely
just occurred here.
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My trick shot.
It was pretty great.
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And, combined with
that device...
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Has that always been there?
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- I think so.
- No idea.
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Anyhow, a dangerous rift
in time-space has been opened.
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I'm here to help seal it.
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I don't know. Looks to me
like you're auditioning
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for another
Space Adventure movie.
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I am not sure what that is. But perhaps a
little proof of my abilities is in order.
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You, do me a favor
and take two steps to your left... Now!
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Okay. Now what?
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How'd he know
that would happen?
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And where'd that come from?
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Uh, Houston?
I dropped my lunch.
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In order to save
your universe,
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we need to perform an event
of near impossibility to seal the rift.
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- More impossible than the sky chicken?
- Much more!
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Okay, gang. Thoughts?
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I think Baljeet
hit his head on something.
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It's cosplay, not a head injury.
He seems really invested.
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Okay, Mr. Fate,
let's save the universe.
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- Oh, please. Call me Master of Fate.
- [thunderclap]
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Mister of Fate is my father.
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We were just talking about pulling off
the world's greatest trick shot.
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- Would that seal the rift?
- Hmm. Perhaps.
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But only if success
is near impossible!
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- Somewhere in this red zone.
- [machine trills]
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Well, then, I know what
we're gonna do today.
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Hey, where's Perry?
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Good morning, Agent P.
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Today is the annual
OWCA Agent performance review.
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You have some stiff
competition this year.
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Meet Agent O.
His biggest strength is avoiding traps.
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- Something you, well...
- Well, you stink at it, Agent P.
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Trapped. Trapped.
Trapped. Trapped again.
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Trapped even more.
Trapped. Trapped.
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You get the picture.
We're not playing favorites,
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but if you wanna keep
your top spot,
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I would recommend you
head over to Dr. Doof's.
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[Carl] We've established
a temporary trap training truce treaty,
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or TTTTT.
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TTTTT.
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Man, we are not good
at acronyms.
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♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. ♪
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Ah, Perry the Platypus.
You must be here for the TTTTT.
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You know, I agreed to do this
because while you're the number one agent,
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I am the number one
evil scientist by association,
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but if you fall
to number two, that makes me
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just a giant number two.
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Can you imagine that?
Me, a giant number two?
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Looks pretty
impossible, right?
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Ah, my probability meter
will be the judge of that.
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Hit it, Ferb!
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[both gasp]
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[both gasp]
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[both gasp]
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[both cheer]
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Oh, hey, everybody.
What did I miss?
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- Uh, what happened to your costume?
- What costume?
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Oh, and who is this
handsome devil?
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- [both exclaim]
- Oh, my God!
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Two Baljeets?
This is my nightmare!
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Or dream?
Or nightmare?
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- You really are the Master of Fate?
- [thunderclap]
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Of course, I am!
And the universe is still in danger!
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Your trick shot
was not nearly impossible enough.
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I see the problem.
The one we built was designed to succeed.
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Oh, I get it.
'Cause we do the impossible all the time,
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this wasn't impossible at all.
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Tear it down, gang.
We're starting from scratch.
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[♪ upbeat song playing]
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♪ What you doin'?
That's a trap, trap trap, trap ♪
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♪ I think you better mind
the gap, gap, gap, gap ♪
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♪ Gonna catch you
in a snap, snap, snap, snap ♪
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♪ You know better than that ♪
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♪ Better watch your step ♪
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♪ Don't be lookin'
like a rookie ♪
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- ♪ You know you're a vet ♪
- ♪ Vet ♪
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♪ If you try to touch
that cookie ♪
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- ♪ You'll be in the net ♪
- ♪ Net ♪
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♪ If you really wanna win
Let's try it again ♪
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♪ Walk with trepidation ♪
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♪ I don't really think that
you'd enjoy incarceration ♪
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♪ If you're careful ♪
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♪ You just might
avoid decapitation ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ If you're clever
with your moves ♪
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♪ You'll get through
this event ♪
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♪ That's a pit
That's a snare ♪
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♪ That's some old underwear
That's a ruse ♪
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♪ That's bait
Don't open that gate ♪
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♪ That's a ploy
That's a lure ♪
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{\an8}♪ Better take a detour ♪
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{\an8}♪ This is really mortifying ♪
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Man, you're not even trying!
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♪ Step left, you're trapped ♪
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♪ Step right, you're trapped ♪
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♪ You're converting
Celsius to Fahrenheit ♪
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♪ You're trapped ♪
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♪ Climb the wall
You're trapped ♪
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♪ Catch a ball
You're trapped ♪
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This isn't really
working at all.
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♪ You're trapped ♪
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Perry the Platypus,
it's almost like you want to be trapped.
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Phew! Here,
make sure you hydrate.
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Wow. You fell for that
after all that training?
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- That one's on you.
- [watch phone ringing]
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Agent P, it's time for
your performance review.
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Head over
to Danville Rec Center at once.
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Well, I've done about
all I can do.
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One more hydration break
for the road? No tricks.
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Wow. As your trainer, that reflects
more poorly on me than it does you.
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Okay, gang. This time,
we're gonna leave our trick shot
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entirely up to chance
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and build nothing!
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But we always build something.
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Precisely. If we don't build anything,
then we can't influence the outcome.
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We just sit here and wait
for the shot to make itself...
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- [machine trilling]
- ...because the chances of a ball
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somehow ending up
in this cup on its own are...
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[both] Nearly impossible.
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[wind whistles]
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All right, Agent P,
your punctuality score
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gets you off
to a strong start.
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Now, where is Agent O?
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Here he comes now, sir.
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Yes!
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Cool! Entrance,
nine out of ten.
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Oh! That's why
they call him Agent O!
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[vehicle horn blares]
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Doofenshmirtz?
What do you think you're doing here?
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You didn't really think
I'd uphold the TTTTT, did you?
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- I'm evil. Hello?
- [vehicle powering up]
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Behold!
The Trapinator!
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Consider this your final
test, Perry the-- [grunts]
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Hey! I was about to monologue.
Don't you know how this works?
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You see, Perry the Platypus,
I realized it doesn't really matter
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if you're number one or not.
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If I can trap both you
and Agent O, that would make me, like,
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beyond number one
evil scientist.
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I haven't really
worked out the math yet.
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It might make me number zero
or something like that.
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[wind whistles]
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Come on!
Can't we build something?
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Do nothing to influence
the outcome of the event!
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So, should we
just ignore that?
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[Phineas] Wow, we are really bad at
noticing things on that side of the yard.
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Oh, no! It is the rift!
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Oh, please save us,
mighty and delicious sky chicken! [grunts]
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Okay, honey,
try turning it back on.
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[powering up]
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Now seriously,
what are we gonna do
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with an almost antique
hot air balloon?
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I love you too.
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[grunts] Just sit still,
you slippery little mammal!
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Why do the semi-aquatic ones
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always give me
the most trouble?
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Oh, thanks!
I do need to hydrate-- [grunts]
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Okay, why didn't I see
that coming?
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{\an8}- [alarm blaring]
- [crackling]
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[screams, grunts]
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- [groans]
- You never make time for me.
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Allow me to commend you,
Agent P.
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It's obvious to me now that there is,
indeed, a method to your madness.
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- What do you mean, sir?
- Put it together, Carl.
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Agent P gets trapped on purpose,
buying him time to assess the situation
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and save the day.
Good work, Agent P.
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Or should I say Top Agent P?
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{\an8}[singing indistinctly]
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- Man, what am I watching?
- [rift whirring outside]
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Can't a girl watch
strange online videos in peace?
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[grunts]
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[Linda] Candace, come help
unload the car.
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Mom, Mom, Mom!
Mom, Mom, Mom!
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Mom, Mom, Mom! Whoa!
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Is that an antique?
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{\an8}Well, it will be next year.
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{\an8}Come now.
See hole. Much danger.
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{\an8}Ow!
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Gang, look! The cup!
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We made the trick shot!
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Near impossibility achieved.
We did it!
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[all cheer]
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This might be
the most dangerous, reckless,
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insane thing
they've ever done!
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We got a ball in the cup.
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But... But... But...
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Very impressive, boys.
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Now, help us unload
the car. Then pie!
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You know, our very existence is simply
the result of a series of improbabilities,
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- or what I guess you could call fate.
- [thunderclap]
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Speaking of,
what happened to the Master of Fate?
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I'm in this tree!
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You all really did
pull off the impossible.
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And now that my work
here is done, it is time to depart!
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- But how will you get home?
- Something always comes along.
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I know I did not know him
for long,
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but I will miss
that brave young man.
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- Fate will find a way!
- [thunderclap]
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[object falling, thuds]
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- [radio chirps]
- [astronaut] Uh, Houston?
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[man] We are not sending you
another chicken.
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{\an8}♪ We can play hide and seek
Pretend the floor is lava ♪
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{\an8}♪ We can learn
to knit a scarf ♪
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{\an8}♪ Or a stylish balaclava ♪
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{\an8}♪ We could put on a play
A musical or a drama ♪
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{\an8}♪ We can list
a bunch of things ♪
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{\an8}♪ And use an Oxford comma ♪
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{\an8}♪ We can juggle our shoes
Make macrame with the laces ♪
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{\an8}♪ We could play a round
of Rochambeau ♪
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{\an8}♪ Or paint our faces ♪
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{\an8}♪ We could check
each other's teeth ♪
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{\an8}♪ To see if we need braces ♪
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{\an8}♪ When opportunity knocks ♪
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{\an8}♪ You gotta think
inside the box ♪
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