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♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪

Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

♪ Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff ♪

♪ To do before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

[repeating] Mom! Mom! Mom!

Candace, the boys aren't up to anything.

- They're literally sitting right here. - 'Sup?

What? No, who cares about them?

- Eyes on me. How do I look? - The same as always?

Yeah. Red shirt and white skirt.

That's almost become your signature look, Candace.

I've got a big date, and you said I could borrow dangly earrings.

Oh, that's right! You're going to that thing with Jeremy, right?

Yes! The Tiny Cowboy farewell concert at 6:00 sharp.

I've only got 30 minutes. Now, where are the earrings?

They tie the whole outfit together. Chop-chop!

Did you just "chop-chop" me?

No. Maybe. Yes.

Sorry. This is just huge. I don't wanna be late.

Okay.

- The earrings... - Uh-huh.

- The dangly ones... - Uh-huh.

- If those are the ones you want... - Uh-huh.

You can find them...

[impatiently] Uh-huh!

On...

My dresser.

So, are you boys almost ready to--

Do these make my neck look long?

[gasps] You hesitated. Now I gotta go buy new ones at the mall.

Say, Candace,

I was supposed to take the boys to the mall,

but as long as you're already going there...

Yeah, they're releasing a special edition

of the Echidna-Man graphic novel--

Eh, no time. Move, move, move!

Okay, I'm taking you on one condition.

I don't wanna see any crazy inventing,

wild adventures or improbable shenanigans.

I don't know if I'd ever call what we do shenanigans.

- But you're promising? - Yes. Yes, we are.

- Hey, where's Per-- - [tires screech]

[♪ dramatic spy music plays]

Uh, Carl, not everything needs to be a lair entrance.

Agent P, Doofenshmirtz has been spotted at the mall.

Who knew those things even still existed?

I thought kids today got everything on the interwebs.

Probably why they're so easily distracted too.

Oh, please, sir. I'm perfectly capable of maintaining my--

Ooh! My cat is friends with a snake!

Anyway, go find out what Doof is up to, Agent P.

Carl, get an industrial cleaner in here.

- [Carl] You mean me, sir? - Yes, I mean you.

Mission accomplished. I took you to the mall.

Mom will pick you up. Bye!

What are you doing? Shoo, shoo, shoo!

Looks like we're all going the same direction.

Okay, it takes a minute to reach the third floor,

four minutes to get the earrings,

and I'll still have 14 minutes left to get to Jeremy.

Ugh! Come on already.

Citizens of the Googolplex Mall,

behold! My-- [grunts]

- [gasps] Oh, no, no, no! - [alarm blaring]

[gasps] Oh, no, no, no!

No, no, no! No, no, no!

- No! - [screams]

Hey, did the elevator stop?

Oh, it must've been hit by my de-powernator.

You know, you started hitting me

before I could even tell you my scheme, Perry the Platypus.

My de-powernator would turn off the power in all the other stores

so the kids would have to shop in my new pop-up.

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz reading]

That's Les Schmirtz.

I do not understand fashion trends.

With everyone wearing my fashions, I would control the zeitgeist

and take over the entire tri-mall area...

It just seemed like a more manageable goal,

but now we have a more pressing problem.

[slurps]

Hm. Okay, okay. We're fine.

There's loads of safety precautions

in the event of something just like this.

[slurps loudly]

Any minute, a group of intimidatingly burly rescuers

will be here with the jaws of life.

Mmm! And maybe some hot pretzels and cinnamon buns

from the food court, if we're lucky.

Yeah. We'll be fine.

[slurps loudly] Fine.

[slurping]

We'll be fine. But until then,

we need to play it smart, Perry the Platypus.

Plan for the unplannable, think of the unthinkable.

We need to ration our food, sleep in shifts,

and designate one corner for waste.

Here. This is going to be that corner.

Maybe I... Maybe I shouldn't have drank that whole thing. Hmm.

♪ This is the job my dad gave me ♪

Hello? Hello? Can anyone hear me?

Hello? Who's there? We're trapped in the elevator. We're trapped!

No, we're trapped in the elevator.

Well, how does that help me?

I'm just as trapped as you are.

You need to call for help. Use the emergency phone.

My cord is broken.

Okay, fine, I'll break mine too.

- [cord rips] - There, so we're even.

Ugh! Useless.

Why did she have me do that?

It's okay. It's okay. If I skip buying the earrings, I can still make it.

Ew, that's disgu--

Hey, these look really good with my neck.

But that doesn't mean I'm still not frustrated. Grr! I repeat, grr!

You know, Ferb always says

you can spend your time being upset,

or you can make the most of the situation you're in.

As long as we have the time, let's put it to good use.

Pfft! In an elevator? Good luck.

Oh, we've had an entire day of fun

with nothing but a big cardboard box.

I bet we can find lots of things to do

in an elevator.

♪ We can play hide and seek Pretend the floor is lava ♪

♪ We can learn to knit a scarf Or a stylish balaclava ♪

♪ We could put on a play A musical or a drama ♪

♪ We could list a bunch of things ♪

♪ And use an Oxford comma ♪

♪ We can juggle our shoes Make macrame with the laces ♪

♪ We could play a round of Rochambeau ♪

♪ Or paint our faces ♪

♪ We could check each other's teeth ♪

♪ To see if we need braces ♪

♪ When opportunity knocks ♪

♪ You gotta think inside the box ♪

♪ We can animate, meditate Register a licence plate ♪

♪ Calculate, finger skate ♪

♪ Hey, look I did a figure eight! ♪

♪ Shadow box, puppet socks ♪

♪ Strike poses quite unorthodox ♪

♪ When opportunity knocks ♪

♪ You gotta think inside the box ♪

♪ We've gotta think inside the box ♪

♪ We've gotta think inside the box ♪

Stop! Enough! You're driving me nuts!

Yeah! Keep it down in there!

No problem. I'm not sure why it makes you upset, though.

It's just that sometimes, it seems like you get the most upset

when we're doing something cool.

You think I seem upset? Of course, I'm upset!

Well, you know you're always invited to join in, right?

That's not the point. If I did half the things you do, I'd--

- [elevator rumbles] - [screams]

What's going on?

- [elevator creaks] - [screams]

[grunts]

[screams] I can't breathe! I can't breathe!

Walls closing in!

All the things I'm gonna miss out on.

I'll never get to see Vanessa's wedding!

I'll never play with my grandkids.

I'll never get to see the mass incorporation

of personal jetpacks into everyday life. Huh?

Wait, are you gonna go get help?

I don't know why you couldn't have used

your lasers any earlier, but whatever.

Wait for me! I'll be your best friend!

Hey, mister. Did you lose this?

- [Dr. Doofenshmirtz grunts] - [chuckles]

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz grunting] Whoops-a-daisy!

Hey, we caught some air that time.

I'm gonna be late. I'm gonna miss our big date.

I'm forever gonna be that flaky, inconsiderate girl who stood him up.

[Candace screams]

You two have to get us out of here.

Yeah, but you made us promise not to do any crazy inventing,

wild adventures or improbable shenanigans, so...

No. What I said was I don't wanna see you do anything.

So, if I don't see it, it doesn't count.

Go, go, go. Do whatever you have to do to get this elevator moving.

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

[machinery, heavy equipment whirring]

[elephant trumpets]

Okay, that doesn't even sound physically possible.

- [truck beeping] - Is that a truck backing up?

[laughing]

[sighs] You asked me why I get so upset

- with some of the things you do. I mean... - [whirring continues]

...it's just not fair. I get busted immediately.

But also, some of the things you build seem really

potentially dangerous, you know?

[sighs] Look, you're my little brothers.

And I don't want anything to happen to you.

- [crashes] - [screams]

Oh, oh! Oh, it's moving. We're moving.

That's... Oh, no, wait, wait. Stop moving. Stop moving!

[distant whirring]

Were you saying something, Candace? We couldn't quite hear you.

Uh... Never mind. Out of my way. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.

Jeremy! I still don't have signal!

Oh, you'll never make it in time on foot.

What? What are you talking about?

- When we fixed the elevator... - We gave it a little boost.

[screams]

You see? This. This is dangerous.

This is exactly what I'm talking about!

Oh, Perry the Platypus. Thank goodness!

I never thought I'd get...

Hey, what's wrong with you?

Haven't you ever heard of recycling?

Uh-oh.

Curse y-- [screams]

- [crash] - [elevator bell dings]

Never mind!

♪ I'm talking 'bout big love ♪

♪ Big love ♪

♪ I'm talking 'bout... ♪

No, no, no, no, no! [sighs] I'm too late.

- He's already gone in without me. - [cell phone vibrating]

[gasps] I have signal!

Oh, no! I missed all his calls!

It looks like I've been ignoring him!

Sorry. No one's allowed in after the first 15 minutes.

It ruins the farewell.

- What? How? - I do not know.

[tires screech]

Candace! Candace!

Oh, Candace! Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I got stuck in traffic. I am so, so sorry.

- Hey! Nice earrings. - [exhales] Thanks.

I really messed up.

We missed our last chance to see Tiny Cowboy.

Are you mad?

Not at all.

I always say we can spend our time being upset,

or we can choose to make the most of the time we have together.

And that, Candace Flynn Fletcher, is why I love you.

[both gasp]

- Wait, did you just say... - No! Maybe? Yes!

But I didn't mean to say that out loud.

Nope! Nope! I heard it! I heard it! You can't take it back! [exclaims]

[Jeremy] Wait! You're not

- gonna say it back? - [continues exclaiming]

Um, she was our ride. We can take the elevator home.