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{\an8}[pants] Prepare yourselves
for emotional devastation!
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{\an8}Whoa, whoa, guys, what's going on?
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[pants] It's... I can't tell him.
You tell him, Baljeet.
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Due to unresolved contract negotiations,
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Stumbleberry Finkbat has been cancelled.
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[♪ dramatic organ music playing]
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"Cancelled"? "Contract negotiations"?
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"Stumbleberry Finkbat"?
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"Due to"?
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Whatcha doin'?
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What we're doing is never getting
the ending of Stumbleberry Finkbat.
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- That's what we're doing.
- They're canceling the show,
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{\an8}right before the final episode.
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How long you been carrying
around that poster?
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Since season two.
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Well, when my favorite series,
The Goblin's Filibuster ended,
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I made an undisclosed amount
of fanfiction to hold me over.
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- Define undisclosed amount?
- Undisclosed, Baljeet!
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That means I don't disclose it!
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We're never going to know
how the story finishes.
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Unless we live it ourselves.
Ferb, I know what
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- we're going to do today.
- [all] Dungeon crawl!
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Stacy, the boys are doing that thing
that they always do.
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[Stacy on phone] Using their imaginations?
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No, building big, dangerous,
bustable things with their imagination.
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- [tools whirring]
- And also power tools.
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They even put up flyers.
How did they even get in here?
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Gotta go. I'll keep you appraised.
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I'm indifferent. Oh, they do work fast.
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[chorus] ♪ Doofenshmirtz trying
to find love again ♪
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Why is dating so difficult?
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I'm not finding any matches,
even with my Swipe-anator.
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- Oh, wait. I just got a match.
- Dad, this is a bot.
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{\an8}- Her name is literally Robotina.
- Hubba hubba!
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- Get your own profile, Norm.
- Now, what if, hear me out,
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you tried meeting someone
in the real world?
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Yes, something real, like in reality,
like a reality dating show.
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That's a great idea.
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Um, no, no, not exactly
what I was talking--
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Ooh, ooh, they're casting
for Passion Villa.
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Wish me luck.
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- This is really not a good idea... [sighs]
- [door closes]
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Welcome, fellow LARPers.
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May I present the Stumbleberry Finkbat
Dodecahedron Dungeon Crawl.
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[all] Yay!
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We'll traverse puzzles and traps,
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creating our own end to the story.
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Oh, sweet, sweet closure.
Maybe we'll even find the last shard,
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or face the Puzzle Master,
or discover the identity
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of the man in really dark gray.
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- Hold on, I'm coming with you.
- You wanna LARP with us, Candace?
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Ew, no. But if I'm gonna
bust you for this,
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then I can't let you out
of my sight until Mom gets home.
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Okay.
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♪ Oh, gather 'round, friends
because the road here bends ♪
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♪ So we mustn't be too foolhardy ♪
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♪ You know Stumbleberry Finkbat
The boys used to think that ♪
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♪ The best kind of party's
an adventuring party ♪
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♪ There's no one here
to finish this tale except for us ♪
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[all] ♪ Except for us ♪
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♪ We can write the cool conclusion
that has been ♪
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♪ So cruelly kept from us ♪
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- Wow, that scimitar's sharp.
- Are you playing the harp?
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- It's a lyre.
- What'd you call me?
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Let's live, laugh, LARP.
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♪ We're gonna pool our skills ♪
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- ♪ Pool our skills ♪
- ♪ We're going to give it our all ♪
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- ♪ Give it our all ♪
- ♪ We're not going to speed run ♪
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♪ This dodecahedron ♪
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- ♪ We'll take our time ♪
- ♪ It's a dungeon crawl ♪
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♪ It's a dungeon crawl ♪
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♪ It's not an ambigram
It's an anagram ♪
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♪ I do not see any of this on my map ♪
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- ♪ Is that one of the shards? ♪
- ♪ I expected more guards ♪
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- Wait, don't step there.
- Ahhh!
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- That was a trap.
- ♪ We may be tired ♪
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- My ankle's sprained.
- ♪ But we're filled with determination ♪
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{\an8}♪ 'Cause the real big bad of this campaign
is contract negotiations ♪
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♪ Yes, contract negotiations
broke down, so we may never see the end ♪
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♪ Of that story ♪
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♪ But we will do our best
to complete this quest ♪
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♪ Now we can share in all the glory ♪
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- ♪ We will be dexterous and wise ♪
- ♪ Dexterous and wise ♪
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- ♪ Sometimes we'll brawl ♪
- ♪ Must we brawl? ♪
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♪ We're not going to speedrun,
this dodecahedron ♪
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♪ We'll take our time
It's a dungeon crawl ♪
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[screaming]
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[water splashing]
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[trap closing]
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I guess finding Buford
could be a side quest.
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[dating show host]
The water is wet. The sun is hot.
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{\an8}That means love is in the air
at Passion Villa.
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Let's meet our steamy contestants.
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{\an8}My name's Thad. I like shiny things.
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{\an8}'Sup? I'm Theo. I brush my own hair.
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{\an8}Evan.
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{\an8}[hesitates] Is somebody
gonna say action, or is it...
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{\an8}Oh, oh, we're already rolling. Okay.
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{\an8}I'm Heinz the--
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{\an8}[chorus singing] ♪ Passion Villa ♪
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I think I heard Buford this way.
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- [Buford] I'm over here!
- Hmm.
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A four-pronged fork in the road.
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- How do we know which way to go?
- [Buford] This way!
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Come this way!
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His voice is coming from all four tunnels.
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Three of them must be traps.
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- [laughs] Cool.
- [scoffs] Let's just go this way.
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[all exclaiming]
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[grunting]
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Oh, that was close.
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If we can triangulate Buford's specific
vocal frequency, we can...
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[Buford echoing] Nerd alert!
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[sighs] He is that way.
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[exclaims]
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{\an8}[chorus] ♪ Passion Villa ♪
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I'm just, like, excited to find someone
who I understand.
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Literally. You know, small words.
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I want someone so full of themselves,
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there's barely room for me.
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Evan.
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I want someone to help take over
the Tri-State Area and make me
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their guy-state area.
Yeah? See what I did there?
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- I can't look.
- I can't look away!
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So we free Buford, find the lost shard,
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and live out the final episode.
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And then I bust you
for the nerdiest thing ever.
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- There he is!
- Ah, my friends!
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- We gotta be careful.
- Candace, wait...
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Ugh, I'm getting out of here.
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Ridiculous dungeon crawl. Dumb arrows.
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Stupid traps. Bunch of nerdy stuff.
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Shards and whatever. Blah, blah, blah.
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Stumbleberry Finkbat.
Can't wait to bust all you guys!
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- What are you waiting for?
- Whoa, Candace,
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- you're a natural at this.
- You were born to LARP.
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- Ew, no.
- Come on, let's find that last shard
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and finish the story.
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{\an8}[Dr. Doofenshmirtz sighs] Everyone's
already coupled up, even this guy.
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Evan.
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I need to shake things up.
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{\an8}My Shake-It-Up-Anator.
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- [grunts]
- [screams]
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Sorry.
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Ugh, can't be with a man
who apologizes.
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Uh, well, I wanted it
to shake up the social dynamic,
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but making them
literally shake also works.
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[chorus] ♪ Passion Villa ♪
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Agent P, you watching this?
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I'm Team Evan, and Doof is ruining this.
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Go, stop him.
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[grunting]
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All right! By shaking up
the other contestants,
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I will look grounded
and stable by comparison.
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[dating show host]
Time to throw in a new player.
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[♪ rock music playing]
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- [purring] Who's this?
- I heard he's semi-aquatic.
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Perry the Platypus?
I didn't know you were looking for love.
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Hmm, I guess we're more alike
than I thought.
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[all screaming]
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[grunting]
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[Isabella gasps] Look!
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The last shard of Darkling Dungeon!
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That's what we need
to complete the quest in the story!
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The juiciest treasures usually
have the beefiest defense!
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[all gasping]
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Ahh! Enigmata Obscura!
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It is the Puzzle Knight!
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- [growls]
- Ahhh!
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[all screaming]
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Enigmata Obscura,
prepare to meet your doom.
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[sneezes]
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Wow, so cool!
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Wow, we built these animatronics
and I still don't know what they're doing.
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- [screams]
- How do we defeat this thing?
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This is insane, we're getting out of here
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and I'm busting you guys.
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Candace, you've figured it out!
The switches are magnetized!
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Everyone, quick! Jump on a switch!
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We cannot get off our switches to help!
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She is doomed!
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[gasps]
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[screams]
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- [gasps]
- It's the man in really dark gray!
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He saved me.
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- [all cheering]
- Yeah!
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[all cheering]
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- All right!
- [Buford] Yeah! We did it!
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Jeremy, no way!
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I did not see that coming.
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- Welcome, hot dog man!
- Oh, Jeremy!
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Jeremy? That was you?
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Yeah, my room was covered in flyers,
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so I came over. I like LARPing.
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I get it if you think it's lame.
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Could be the adrenaline speaking,
but that was so fun.
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This is it. This is how
Stumbleberry Finkbat ends.
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The man in really dark gray
swings in to rescue
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the freakishly long-necked princess.
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Freakishly, really?
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And then uses
the last shard of Darkling Tower
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to defeat the Puzzle Knight.
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But nonetheless,
I will still be busting you boys.
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[Phineas] Okay, Candace.
I'm just glad we got
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our ending to Stumbleberry Finkbat.
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[Buford] Closure!
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It's no use, Perry the Platypus.
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I am in this to win this.
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[grunting]
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Why not? So long, freaks!
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[dating show host] A contestant leaving
in the middle of the competition?
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That's gonna shake things up.
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Or maybe it'll have no effect whatsoever.
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[grunts]
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Mom!
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Mom! Traps! Obscure enigmas! Look!
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I got antlers!
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But, but, but...
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Oh, hi. You must be Norm. I'm Robotina.
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I like to LARP as a robot,
and it looks like you do, too.
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I've been human fished.
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{\an8}♪ We got one in the garbage can
And 12 on the floor ♪
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{\an8}♪ Between here and the hallway
we got 27 more ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Check ♪
- ♪ One in the mushroom, one in the hose ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Check ♪
- ♪ If you want some in the bathroom ♪
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{\an8}♪ We got plenty of those ♪
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{\an8}♪ One in the printer
that is pretty hi-tech ♪
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{\an8}♪ Two behind the paintings
that you never expect ♪
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{\an8}♪ One in the rat hole under the deck ♪
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{\an8}♪ It's our lair entrance
system check guitar ♪
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{\an8}♪ Lair entrance system check
Come on ♪
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