Original subtitles

[pants] Prepare yourselves for emotional devastation!

Whoa, whoa, guys, what's going on?

[pants] It's... I can't tell him. You tell him, Baljeet.

Due to unresolved contract negotiations,

Stumbleberry Finkbat has been cancelled.

[♪ dramatic organ music playing]

"Cancelled"? "Contract negotiations"?

"Stumbleberry Finkbat"?

"Due to"?

Whatcha doin'?

What we're doing is never getting the ending of Stumbleberry Finkbat.

- That's what we're doing. - They're canceling the show,

right before the final episode.

How long you been carrying around that poster?

Since season two.

Well, when my favorite series, The Goblin's Filibuster ended,

I made an undisclosed amount of fanfiction to hold me over.

- Define undisclosed amount? - Undisclosed, Baljeet!

That means I don't disclose it!

We're never going to know how the story finishes.

Unless we live it ourselves. Ferb, I know what

- we're going to do today. - [all] Dungeon crawl!

Stacy, the boys are doing that thing that they always do.

[Stacy on phone] Using their imaginations?

No, building big, dangerous, bustable things with their imagination.

- [tools whirring] - And also power tools.

They even put up flyers. How did they even get in here?

Gotta go. I'll keep you appraised.

I'm indifferent. Oh, they do work fast.

[chorus] ♪ Doofenshmirtz trying to find love again ♪

Why is dating so difficult?

I'm not finding any matches, even with my Swipe-anator.

- Oh, wait. I just got a match. - Dad, this is a bot.

- Her name is literally Robotina. - Hubba hubba!

- Get your own profile, Norm. - Now, what if, hear me out,

you tried meeting someone in the real world?

Yes, something real, like in reality, like a reality dating show.

That's a great idea.

Um, no, no, not exactly what I was talking--

Ooh, ooh, they're casting for Passion Villa.

Wish me luck.

- This is really not a good idea... [sighs] - [door closes]

Welcome, fellow LARPers.

May I present the Stumbleberry Finkbat Dodecahedron Dungeon Crawl.

[all] Yay!

We'll traverse puzzles and traps,

creating our own end to the story.

Oh, sweet, sweet closure. Maybe we'll even find the last shard,

or face the Puzzle Master, or discover the identity

of the man in really dark gray.

- Hold on, I'm coming with you. - You wanna LARP with us, Candace?

Ew, no. But if I'm gonna bust you for this,

then I can't let you out of my sight until Mom gets home.

Okay.

♪ Oh, gather 'round, friends because the road here bends ♪

♪ So we mustn't be too foolhardy ♪

♪ You know Stumbleberry Finkbat The boys used to think that ♪

♪ The best kind of party's an adventuring party ♪

♪ There's no one here to finish this tale except for us ♪

[all] ♪ Except for us ♪

♪ We can write the cool conclusion that has been ♪

♪ So cruelly kept from us ♪

- Wow, that scimitar's sharp. - Are you playing the harp?

- It's a lyre. - What'd you call me?

Let's live, laugh, LARP.

♪ We're gonna pool our skills ♪

- ♪ Pool our skills ♪ - ♪ We're going to give it our all ♪

- ♪ Give it our all ♪ - ♪ We're not going to speed run ♪

♪ This dodecahedron ♪

- ♪ We'll take our time ♪ - ♪ It's a dungeon crawl ♪

♪ It's a dungeon crawl ♪

♪ It's not an ambigram It's an anagram ♪

♪ I do not see any of this on my map ♪

- ♪ Is that one of the shards? ♪ - ♪ I expected more guards ♪

- Wait, don't step there. - Ahhh!

- That was a trap. - ♪ We may be tired ♪

- My ankle's sprained. - ♪ But we're filled with determination ♪

♪ 'Cause the real big bad of this campaign is contract negotiations ♪

♪ Yes, contract negotiations broke down, so we may never see the end ♪

♪ Of that story ♪

♪ But we will do our best to complete this quest ♪

♪ Now we can share in all the glory ♪

- ♪ We will be dexterous and wise ♪ - ♪ Dexterous and wise ♪

- ♪ Sometimes we'll brawl ♪ - ♪ Must we brawl? ♪

♪ We're not going to speedrun, this dodecahedron ♪

♪ We'll take our time It's a dungeon crawl ♪

[screaming]

[water splashing]

[trap closing]

I guess finding Buford could be a side quest.

[dating show host] The water is wet. The sun is hot.

That means love is in the air at Passion Villa.

Let's meet our steamy contestants.

My name's Thad. I like shiny things.

'Sup? I'm Theo. I brush my own hair.

Evan.

[hesitates] Is somebody gonna say action, or is it...

Oh, oh, we're already rolling. Okay.

I'm Heinz the--

[chorus singing] ♪ Passion Villa ♪

I think I heard Buford this way.

- [Buford] I'm over here! - Hmm.

A four-pronged fork in the road.

- How do we know which way to go? - [Buford] This way!

Come this way!

His voice is coming from all four tunnels.

Three of them must be traps.

- [laughs] Cool. - [scoffs] Let's just go this way.

[all exclaiming]

[grunting]

Oh, that was close.

If we can triangulate Buford's specific vocal frequency, we can...

[Buford echoing] Nerd alert!

[sighs] He is that way.

[exclaims]

[chorus] ♪ Passion Villa ♪

I'm just, like, excited to find someone who I understand.

Literally. You know, small words.

I want someone so full of themselves,

there's barely room for me.

Evan.

I want someone to help take over the Tri-State Area and make me

their guy-state area. Yeah? See what I did there?

- I can't look. - I can't look away!

So we free Buford, find the lost shard,

and live out the final episode.

And then I bust you for the nerdiest thing ever.

- There he is! - Ah, my friends!

- We gotta be careful. - Candace, wait...

Ugh, I'm getting out of here.

Ridiculous dungeon crawl. Dumb arrows.

Stupid traps. Bunch of nerdy stuff.

Shards and whatever. Blah, blah, blah.

Stumbleberry Finkbat. Can't wait to bust all you guys!

- What are you waiting for? - Whoa, Candace,

- you're a natural at this. - You were born to LARP.

- Ew, no. - Come on, let's find that last shard

and finish the story.

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz sighs] Everyone's already coupled up, even this guy.

Evan.

I need to shake things up.

My Shake-It-Up-Anator.

- [grunts] - [screams]

Sorry.

Ugh, can't be with a man who apologizes.

Uh, well, I wanted it to shake up the social dynamic,

but making them literally shake also works.

[chorus] ♪ Passion Villa ♪

Agent P, you watching this?

I'm Team Evan, and Doof is ruining this.

Go, stop him.

[grunting]

All right! By shaking up the other contestants,

I will look grounded and stable by comparison.

[dating show host] Time to throw in a new player.

[♪ rock music playing]

- [purring] Who's this? - I heard he's semi-aquatic.

Perry the Platypus? I didn't know you were looking for love.

Hmm, I guess we're more alike than I thought.

[all screaming]

[grunting]

[Isabella gasps] Look!

The last shard of Darkling Dungeon!

That's what we need to complete the quest in the story!

The juiciest treasures usually have the beefiest defense!

[all gasping]

Ahh! Enigmata Obscura!

It is the Puzzle Knight!

- [growls] - Ahhh!

[all screaming]

Enigmata Obscura, prepare to meet your doom.

[sneezes]

Wow, so cool!

Wow, we built these animatronics and I still don't know what they're doing.

- [screams] - How do we defeat this thing?

This is insane, we're getting out of here

and I'm busting you guys.

Candace, you've figured it out! The switches are magnetized!

Everyone, quick! Jump on a switch!

We cannot get off our switches to help!

She is doomed!

[gasps]

[screams]

- [gasps] - It's the man in really dark gray!

He saved me.

- [all cheering] - Yeah!

[all cheering]

- All right! - [Buford] Yeah! We did it!

Jeremy, no way!

I did not see that coming.

- Welcome, hot dog man! - Oh, Jeremy!

Jeremy? That was you?

Yeah, my room was covered in flyers,

so I came over. I like LARPing.

I get it if you think it's lame.

Could be the adrenaline speaking, but that was so fun.

This is it. This is how Stumbleberry Finkbat ends.

The man in really dark gray swings in to rescue

the freakishly long-necked princess.

Freakishly, really?

And then uses the last shard of Darkling Tower

to defeat the Puzzle Knight.

But nonetheless, I will still be busting you boys.

[Phineas] Okay, Candace. I'm just glad we got

our ending to Stumbleberry Finkbat.

[Buford] Closure!

It's no use, Perry the Platypus.

I am in this to win this.

[grunting]

Why not? So long, freaks!

[dating show host] A contestant leaving in the middle of the competition?

That's gonna shake things up.

Or maybe it'll have no effect whatsoever.

[grunts]

Mom!

Mom! Traps! Obscure enigmas! Look!

I got antlers!

But, but, but...

Oh, hi. You must be Norm. I'm Robotina.

I like to LARP as a robot, and it looks like you do, too.

I've been human fished.

♪ We got one in the garbage can And 12 on the floor ♪

♪ Between here and the hallway we got 27 more ♪

-♪ Check ♪ - ♪ One in the mushroom, one in the hose ♪

-♪ Check ♪ - ♪ If you want some in the bathroom ♪

♪ We got plenty of those ♪

♪ One in the printer that is pretty hi-tech ♪

♪ Two behind the paintings that you never expect ♪

♪ One in the rat hole under the deck ♪

♪ It's our lair entrance system check guitar ♪

♪ Lair entrance system check Come on ♪