Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:04,505
♪ There's a hundred and four days
of summer vacation ♪
2
00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:06,632
♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
3
00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:09,926
♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
4
00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:13,012
♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
5
00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,096
♪ Like maybe ♪
6
00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,516
♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪
7
00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,935
♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
8
00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:20,561
♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
9
00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:21,646
Hey!
10
00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:23,190
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
11
00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,234
♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
12
00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:29,028
♪ Creating nano-bots or locating
Frankenstein's brain ♪
13
00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,112
It's over here!
14
00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:32,615
♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
15
00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:34,200
♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
16
00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:35,284
Phineas!
17
00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,537
♪ As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff ♪
18
00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,539
♪ To do before school starts this fall ♪
19
00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:40,665
Come on, Perry!
20
00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:43,042
♪ So stick with us
'Cause Phineas and Ferb ♪
21
00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:46,045
♪ Are gonna do it all! ♪
22
00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:51,384
{\an8}♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪
23
00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:55,097
{\an8}Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
24
00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:08,569
Oh, sorry, Agent P. [coughs]
We're testing all the lair entrances
25
00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:10,571
while Doof is away on vacation.
26
00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,741
{\an8}Ow, sir.
27
00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,368
{\an8}I'll be doing the heavy lifting,
28
00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:20,663
{\an8}monitoring the mainframe here,
and Carl will do the easy work
29
00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:24,084
of climbing through 10,000 feet of tunnel,
checking each opening.
30
00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,587
Anyway, Agent P, you can take it easy
31
00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,381
and enjoy a Doof-free day.
32
00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:32,259
Tick-tock, Carl.
33
00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:37,263
- [cell phone ringing]
- Perry the Platypus, whatcha doing?
34
00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,932
I'm on vacation! You miss me?
35
00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:40,934
[beeps]
36
00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:46,105
Hello? Hello?
Here, a selfie will make him jealous.
37
00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,859
Time to make my life
look more glamorous than it is.
38
00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,527
Mmm!
39
00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,738
Oh, cabana boy! What's his name?
40
00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:56,450
Benny? Ben? Benjamin? Benjamin!
41
00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,785
I know what we're gonna do today.
42
00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,913
It's the perfect day to create
the perfect summer drink.
43
00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:05,291
Which is clearly a lemonade-y iced tea.
44
00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,085
[laughs] Respectfully,
I believe you are mistaken.
45
00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:11,088
- It is a tea-y lemonade.
- Okay, I agree.
46
00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:13,924
It's a combo, but it's gotta have quench!
47
00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:16,218
Wow, so this is
your big project for the day?
48
00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,804
- Quench!
- Yeah, we thought we'd do a taste test
49
00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,224
to find the perfect tea-to-lemonade ratio.
50
00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:23,601
Okay, this looks pretty low stakes.
51
00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:26,355
- Insert yawn here. Proceed.
- Come get a glass later.
52
00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:28,774
[sipping]
53
00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:32,443
- Uh, no thanks.
- Shall we take it to the vats?
54
00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:35,738
- Quench! Quench!
- If we're gonna figure out
55
00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:39,408
the perfect beverage ratio,
we gotta make enough for everyone.
56
00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:42,579
- Everyone in the neighborhood?
- Everyone in Danville.
57
00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,290
Isabella, you have
an amazingly nuanced palate.
58
00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:49,377
I am the only Fireside Girl
to secure the High Society Patch.
59
00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,045
Which is exactly why you'll be rating
60
00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:52,963
- the satisfaction levels.
- Check.
61
00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:55,758
- Baljeet, on chemistry balance?
- I have already started.
62
00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:57,927
Buford, you're testing quenchability.
63
00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:58,929
Quench!
64
00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,598
I'm about to become very humid.
65
00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:05,268
First, a 50-50 blend. And taste.
66
00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:10,564
Hmm. Five out of ten.
Lovely bouquet, but unsatisfied.
67
00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,234
[sips] Unquenched.
68
00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,152
Hmm, needs less lemon.
69
00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,571
Or more sweetener.
70
00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,784
Let us try 37% more tea.
71
00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:27,331
And I want 137% more quench.
72
00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:29,167
That is not how math works, Buford.
73
00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,504
{\an8}- Bookcase entrance check.
- Bookcase entrance.
74
00:03:33,505 --> 00:03:37,800
Got it. Keep it going, Carl.
That's 1% done.
75
00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:40,303
- We've got a lot more to do.
- We?
76
00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:46,016
♪ We got one in the garbage can
and 12 on the floor ♪
77
00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:49,104
♪ Between here and the hallway
we got 27 more ♪
78
00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,856
♪ One in the mushroom
One in the hose ♪
79
00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:54,985
♪ If you want some in the bathroom
we got plenty of those ♪
80
00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,071
♪ One in the printer
that is pretty hi-tech ♪
81
00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:01,490
♪ Two behind the paintings
that you never expect ♪
82
00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,951
♪ One in the rat hole under the deck ♪
83
00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:06,912
♪ It's our lair entrance system
check guitar ♪
84
00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:10,834
♪ Lair entrance system check
Come on ♪
85
00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:15,713
♪ We got one in the neighbor's house
that's down the block ♪
86
00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,590
- [chorus] ♪ Check ♪
- ♪ Feel free to use it ♪
87
00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,425
- ♪ Just remember to knock ♪
- ♪ Check ♪
88
00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,635
♪ One in the flower bed
under this rock ♪
89
00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,679
- ♪ Check ♪
- ♪ There's one in the fuse lock ♪
90
00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,639
- ♪ That will give you a shock ♪
- ♪ Check ♪
91
00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,601
♪ You might not be aware
but there's one here ♪
92
00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:33,064
♪ And here and here
And here and here and there ♪
93
00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:37,526
♪ It's our lair entrance
system check guitar ♪
94
00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,655
♪ Lair entrance system check
Come on ♪
95
00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:45,785
♪ There's one underneath
that ceramic duck ♪
96
00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,828
- ♪ Check ♪
- ♪ There's seven in the patio ♪
97
00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,246
Sir, I think I'm stuck.
98
00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:51,124
{\an8}We've all got our own problems.
99
00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:55,127
- [Buford] Still not quenched!
- Needs more ice!
100
00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,129
Ahhh!
101
00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,636
Hmm, the low stakes
have definitely been raised.
102
00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,138
But as always, it would be
pointless to get Mom
103
00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:10,059
because as always, the mysterious force
would just take this all away.
104
00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,895
This tunnel is a force
to be reckoned with.
105
00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,897
[echoing] I'm a force to be reckoned with.
106
00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,857
I'm a force to be reckoned with.
107
00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,818
Wait, hello? Mysterious Force?
108
00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:20,486
- Is that you?
- [Major Monogram] Yes.
109
00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:23,239
- I'm listening.
- You're really stuck?
110
00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:27,076
Yes, yes, I am really stuck in my life.
111
00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:30,746
Oh, my gosh, Mysterious Force,
you really understand me.
112
00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,707
- Uh, wiggle around a little.
- Okay.
113
00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,126
[squeaking]
114
00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,003
Okay, yes, I'm doing it.
115
00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:41,298
[Major Monogram] You'll find you have
more room than you think, Carl.
116
00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,759
Actually, it's Candace,
but I guess you can call me Carl.
117
00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,553
There's a zebra that calls me Kevin.
118
00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:48,472
Mysterious Force, if this is really you,
119
00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,558
I need you to show me a sign.
120
00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,059
Wiggling's not working.
121
00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,521
Hold on. Let's see
if this does it for you.
122
00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,899
[buzzing]
123
00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:02,695
- [gasps] A sign!
- Well, whatever you're doing, sir,
124
00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,697
none of it is dislodging me.
125
00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,366
- [phone ringing]
- Stacy, you gotta get over here.
126
00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,244
I think the Mysterious Force
is contacting me through the bathtub.
127
00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:13,414
Well, that's a new one. Oh, bingo!
128
00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:16,625
And yet this is not the strangest call
I've gotten from you, even this week.
129
00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:17,711
Be right over.
130
00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:26,595
Careful, only 2% more sugar, Ferb.
131
00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:31,265
Hmm, a fine vintage,
but I'm still not satisfied.
132
00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:34,603
Hmm. Yes. Am I detecting
a coarseness on my palate?
133
00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:36,937
My tongue still like sandpaper.
134
00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:37,939
Pass.
135
00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,191
[all] Hi.
136
00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,403
- Mysterious Force!
- Do you see
137
00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,821
what the boys are doing out there?
138
00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:47,949
- Oh, wow!
- Stacy, come here.
139
00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,867
- Listen.
- What am I listening for?
140
00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:52,578
Your sanity saying, "Candace, find me"?
141
00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:53,663
Mysterious Force?
142
00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:56,666
Hmm, nothing.
Wait, I also heard over here.
143
00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:01,170
{\an8}Mysterious Force, reveal thyself!
144
00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,172
Nope, it's not here.
145
00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,966
It was in here before, I swear.
146
00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,885
- Are you there?
- Candace, I'm getting really worried.
147
00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,803
[Major Monogram]
Don't worry, I'm still here.
148
00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:11,513
Uh, does this Mysterious Force
149
00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:14,099
- have a low, commanding voice?
- Yes!
150
00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,686
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but I hear it too.
151
00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:20,564
Mysterious Force, what do you want?
152
00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:25,486
- Oh, I do love ham sandwiches.
- [exclaims] You hear it.
153
00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:27,072
Stacy, do you know what this means?
154
00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:29,948
- The Force eats luncheon meets?
- No.
155
00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,868
If it can tell me when it will take
the boys' stuff away,
156
00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,828
I can get Mom to show up right before
157
00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,081
so she can bust once and for all.
158
00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:40,292
Oh, Great Mysterious Force!
159
00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,879
When will thou take us away
what the boys hath built?
160
00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,340
- What's with the ye olde English?
- I don't know.
161
00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:48,801
It's probably ancient.
I'm respecting my elders.
162
00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,844
[Major Monogram] Um, give me
ten minutes, Carl.
163
00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:51,970
It's coming in ten.
164
00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:54,682
- It's coming in ten. Wait, who's Carl?
- It's me.
165
00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,101
I'm Carl. It's my force name.
Keep up, Stace.
166
00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:58,353
Wait, what?
167
00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:00,688
[ringing]
168
00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:02,856
Mom, you have to be home
in nine minutes or less.
169
00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:06,151
- It is very important.
- A specific time frame.
170
00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,988
Keeping it fresh. Nice. We're on our way.
171
00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:11,824
[computer beeping]
172
00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,743
Carl, the Flynn-Fletchers
are on their return route home.
173
00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:17,037
Stop your tomfoolery and wrap it up.
174
00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:21,667
I'm still stuck, sir.
It's hot, and I'm so thirsty.
175
00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:25,379
Benjamin! Benjamin! Benjamin!
176
00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,424
Ugh! Fine, I guess
I'm going to have to work on vacation.
177
00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,260
What have I got to work with? Hmm.
178
00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:33,722
{\an8}[sobs]
179
00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:42,230
Benjamin gets to behold
my Bring-Me-a-Drink-anator!
180
00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:47,277
Man, there is no grievance
so petty that an "anator" can't fix it.
181
00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,864
Still not right.
182
00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:55,160
Not quenching... Fading.
183
00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:59,039
But you know, this is kind of fun, too.
184
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,625
Huh, maybe satisfaction
should be rated by someone less picky.
185
00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,961
- Respectfully.
- Are you calling me picky?
186
00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:08,464
- Respectfully?
- Well, if the pink pole fits.
187
00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:11,383
I think the heat's gotten to you guys.
With all due respect.
188
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,968
But we're so close.
189
00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,053
We can't give up yet.
190
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,554
[arguing indistinctly]
191
00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:19,224
- It's just lemonade.
- [Baljeet] I said 37%.
192
00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,061
- He put in 41%. He must have 5%.
- It's gotta have quench.
193
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,730
You hear me? Quench, quench, quench.
194
00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,657
[sighs] Ten point oh.
195
00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:38,536
Mmm! The perfect summer beverage.
196
00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,622
Quench!
197
00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,374
There's nothing a hint of mint
can't improve.
198
00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:52,674
[gasps] Two minutes. We just have time.
[giggles excitedly]
199
00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,052
So, what's my mysterious force name?
200
00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:57,472
- Am I a Frederick or am I a Dave--
- Come on, Stacy.
201
00:09:58,181 --> 00:10:01,183
Carl. I can't even see you.
202
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,894
There's an entrance flap by my head.
203
00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,855
Maybe you can get it to dislodge me.
204
00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:07,607
Which one is it?
205
00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:18,742
Oh, look at you kids
with your little stand.
206
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:19,994
Have a glass, Mom.
207
00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:23,790
No, this is nothing.
Wait till you see in the back.
208
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,001
Who's this big boy? Mmm.
209
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,841
Okay, devastatingly aloof cabana boy
whose name I don't quite remember,
210
00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:36,593
but I'm pretty sure
it's in the Benjamin family.
211
00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,137
[disembodied voice] Chris!
212
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,057
Prepare yourself to bring me a drink!
213
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:49,315
Oh, finally! Mmm. Quenched!
214
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,317
[computer beeping]
215
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,946
Great googily-moogily!
That last entrance isn't closing!
216
00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:10,920
Whoa! Incoming, sir.
217
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:14,965
- But... But...
- What? No!
218
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:18,177
Why, Mysterious Force, why?
219
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,553
Honey, the heat's gotten to you.
220
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,805
Come get something cool
that the boys made.
221
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,473
[both grunting]
222
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:26,394
[sighs in relief]
All entrances examined, sir.
223
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,566
{\an8}Adequate work, Carl.
Now for the international entrances.
224
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,859
[sighs]
225
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,945
- I was so close.
- [Major Monogram] Next time you're stuck
226
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:40,866
- I don't want to hear about it, ,Carl.
- Curse you, Mysterious Force!
227
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:41,868
Tell him, Carl.
18255
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof