Original subtitles

Any guesses on what Phineas and Ferb have planned for us today?

- What? - This is usually the part of the day

when you pitch us building your bread bowl hot tub.

I've been burned one too many a time.

Maybe it's the universe telling me it's not meant to be.

Hey, guys. Sorry we're late.

What's in the bowl?

Only our latest invention.

Your invention is a normal-sized ball of dough?

Patience. It still has to rise.

Ferb and I invented a new strain of yeast

that dectuples in size and bakes itself in three, two, one...

Wait, is that bread?

No way! No way! No way! No!

[screams]

[gasps]

- May I present-- - Let me say it. Let me say it.

Bread bowl hot tub!

It's finally happening!

You bet your broth.

Speaking of which, Ferb, bring in the chowder.

- All 600 gallons. - [truck beeping]

Oh, man! I've never been so happy

when it wasn't at someone else's expense.

We were up shucking clams all night.

We wanted to show Buford

that persistence to the point of being annoying really pays off.

[Candace] Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!

Well, sometimes.

Whoo-hoo!

Now, are you guys gonna hop in or what?

[chowder bubbling]

Well, I would, but this is a new bathing suit.

Yeah, I am more of a tomato bisque man.

Since it was your idea, why don't you have a moment alone with your... soup?

You know what would be good? Let's get a snack.

Okay, your loss.

Now this is how we should have started summer.

[sighs contentedly]

You know who would like this?

Perry.

I wonder where he is.

It's just a Carb-Away-Inator, Perry the Platypus.

It's not even evil. It sends carbs away.

Argh! Having bread around me is too tempting.

So I point it at bread, it sends the bread away.

Dad?

Oh. Hey, Perry. I was making a sandwich.

Where'd all the bread go?

I don't know. I used a Carb-Away-Inator. It just goes away.

And are you really gonna thwart me for making healthy life choices?

Yeah, I thought so.

I thought so.

Tell your story walking, buddy.

Was that too mean?

Hey, guys, come on in.

The soup is fine.

[seagulls squawking]

Guys?

- [animals chittering] - Guys.

Hello, hello!

Wait, where am I?

Uh-oh.

I have a feeling we're not in the backyard anymore.

[stomach rumbling]

Well, I don't know how we got here, but my stomach is rumbling.

Now don't wander off, Chowdina.

I'm gonna call you Chowdina, 'cause, you know, you got chowder in you.

And plus, you look like a Chowdina.

Anyway, I'm gonna go bully up something to eat.

[♪ tribal beats playing]

I don't know much about the food chain,

but I do know that van Stomms always come out on top.

[♪ pleasant music playing]

Get in there, fuzz for brains.

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

Hyah!

Hold still, you stupid fish-face!

Swim in my mouth.

Hoo-ya!

[stomach rumbling]

- [seagulls squawk] - Oh, I'm a dumb bird.

That's what you sound like.

Eat coconut, you dumb bird.

[water splashing]

Wait a second.

I could've eaten the coconut.

Eh, too much work.

Sorry, stomach. Turns out I'm a poor provider.

Sorry to come back empty-handed, Chowdina.

This whole food chain thing is more complicated than I thought.

- [Chowdina] Oh, Buford. - [gasps]

The beauty of nature lies in harmony.

Chowdina, you can talk! But how?

[Chowdina] Well, if I had to guess, you may be hallucinating.

My voice is a coping mechanism to deal with the isolation.

Although we have only been here for four minutes.

Well, you're the only one here to talk to.

Except for Volley-Baljeet.

[imitating Baljeet] I do not use contractions.

[stomach rumbling]

Buford so hungry.

[Chowdina] You could just eat me. I am made entirely out of food.

What? No! I'm not gonna eat my friend.

You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

And the third best thing that's happened to Volley-Baljeet. Right?

[imitating Baljeet] My face is blood.

Regardless of how we got here, we gotta eat to survive.

So it's back to the hunt.

[Chowdina] Buford, there are other ways to survive than hunting.

You can't bully nature into submission.

You must learn to commune with nature.

Bullying has never let me down before.

[gasps]

[munching loudly]

It's food. My food has food!

Wait! Don't go! I'm not hunting you.

Commune with nature, huh?

♪ A city boy out in the wilderness ♪

♪ This is all pretty new and bizarre ♪

♪ There's no hamburguesa to shove in my face-a ♪

♪ It's just one big salad bar ♪

♪ There's no phone and no internet ♪

♪ Bathroom or kitchenette ♪

♪ There's really not anything major ♪

♪ Just a bird and some oxen ♪

♪ There's no other option ♪

♪ I'll have to commune with nature ♪

♪ I'll make friends with the flora and fauna ♪

♪ I'll connect with the sky and the sea ♪

♪ I don't really understand all of this stuff ♪

♪ But it's starting to understand me ♪

♪ I know that's a plant and that's also a plant ♪

♪ I don't know all the nomenclature ♪

♪ But look at me go ♪

♪ Just a regular Joe ♪

♪ Who has learned to commune with nature ♪

♪ Nature ♪

♪ Nature ♪

I love you, nature.

[animals] We love you too, Buford.

[screaming]

Chowdina, you're never gonna believe it.

I was so communing with nature and...

- Chowdina! Get away from her. - [seagulls squawk]

[Chowdina] It's okay, Buford. Do not worry about me.

As you learned in that previous song sequence, this is just part of nature.

But, Chowdina, you can't go.

You're my bread bowl hot tub and my friend.

[Chowdina coughs]

[Chowdina] It's the law of nature. You must accept this.

If becoming one with nature means having to leave you behind,

I want none of that.

Hey you, trash bird!

That's right, you dirty sky rats!

I've had it with your stupid squawking.

Shame! Shame!

Yeah, you better fly away, wings-for-arms.

[Chowdina] Buford.

You went back to bullying just to save me.

Eh, all that nature stuff was getting stale anyway.

Chowdina, I'm gonna sail you back to society.

[Chowdina] Okay, let's do this.

- [♪ cheerful music playing] - [dolphins clicking]

[seagulls squawking]

[♪ cheerful music continues]

[laughs]

[Buford growls]

[grunts angrily]

[screams] Chowdina!

[Chowdina] This isn't looking good, Buford.

It's okay, Chowdina, we're gonna make it through somehow.

This should help with the rain.

[Chowdina] But I don't think it will do much good

against that tidal wave.

No! Listen up, wave. You're not taking her.

For Chowdina, I'll bully the laws of nature into submission.

Shame, shame!

[screams]

Wait. That actually worked?

[Chowdina] Buford! Look!

Chowdina, you can fly!

I don't believe it! I'm magic.

[Chowdina] How is this happening?

The call of the carbs was too strong, and I, too weak to resist their charms.

I probably shouldn't have built a reverse switch.

I'll take that.

- [beeps] - Perry the Platypus?

I'm just gonna assume it's you, 'cause I don't hear any talking.

Anyway, I was wrong. Please come back and thwart me.

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

The power of friendship is amazing!

[Chowdina] Sure. Let's chalk it up to friendship.

Hold on, Chowdina. We're almost home!

There's got to be something you could do to help me with these carb impulses.

Ah. I guess I could have just done that myself.

We're so close.

[screaming]

Thanks for coming, Perry the Platypus.

I appreciate you.

Chowdina! What happened to the magic?

Did I do something wrong?

It's okay, Chowdina.

Even if I have to carry you back, we'll find a way.

[Chowdina] Buford, this is where our journey ends.

My time has come.

But we're so close to home.

You can't do this to me. Not now!

[Chowdina] Don't think of this as an end, but rather, a beginning.

For now, I'll return to the ocean. I'll become food for the fish.

Breaking down, but nourishing others.

Eventually, I'll return to the soil

and become the fertile base for wheat to grow.

The wheat will be milled into flour and given a purpose.

And perhaps one day, I'll become a bread bowl hot tub once again.

And you and I can go on a whole new adventure.

[sniffling] The circle of life.

[Chowdina] Thank you, Buford. Thank you for believing in me.

Farewell, Chowdina.

Farewell.

Chowdina, won't you say goodbye?

Oh, that's right. Your voice was just a coping mechanism.

[as Chowdina] Farewell, Buford.

Hey, Buford, what happened to your bread bowl hot tub?

You know, some days you're flying high on a green cloud of friendship magic,

others, you're fish food in the bottom of the ocean.

Um, not sure I follow you.

She's gone, but she'll live on in my heart forever.

[all] Phew!

Glad we got out of that one.

Who would want to soak in soup?

♪ Bread bowl hot tub ♪

♪ It's a soupy Jacuzzi in a loaf ♪

♪ A bread bowl hot tub ♪

♪ Bread bowl hot tub ♪

♪ Floating pretty on a slice of giant toast ♪

♪ The bubbles come from the jets ♪

♪ So they're not mine, I swear ♪

♪ So drink while you massage all my toes ♪

♪ Forget your chips and ladles ♪

♪ Skip the pools and shade-o ♪

♪ And sail aboard a giant brioche ♪

♪ In a bread bowl hot tub ♪

♪ Bread bowl hot tub ♪