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♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪

Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

♪ Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff ♪

♪ To do before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

Sorry we're late. We all went through the car wash

13 times with my crazy Uncle Oslo.

[♪ woman vocalizing over car radio]

- Sick. - No worries.

We were busy doing chores all day anyway.

You guys do chores?

I'd think you'd build a small army of drones to do the work for you.

Well, yes. Yes, we did.

[drones humming]

That reminds me, I could use a little help with my chore.

[strains] Baljeet and I tried to untangle all of these Christmas lights,

but it was to no avail.

Buford, why are there so many?

Well, you see, every year my mom pays Uncle Oslo

to string up our Christmas lights,

but she always forgets to take them down.

So year after year, he hangs up more until, well...

- [crashing] - So now we need a new garage.

Perhaps your drones could help us untangle this?

You bet.

And when we're done, let's use them to put on a light show!

Hey, where's Baljeet?

It is so Christmassy in there.

♪ Vanessa and Monty are up to something ♪

So, dinner with both our dads tonight.

What could go wrong?

Yeah, it's not like they're sworn enemies who will disown us

when they find out we've been dating.

[both] Oh, wait, they are!

[both laugh]

Yeah, I got a bad feeling about this.

Your pessimism is very attractive.

You save that sweet talk for tonight.

Conserving sweet talk. See you there.

Hey, Dad. Almost ready for dinner?

You bet. I've been rehearsing

my chit-chat intimidation tactics all morning.

Have you told him I'm evil?

[sighs] Yes, Dad.

Just please be on your best behavior tonight,

and promise me no Inators at the dinner table.

Okay, okay, I promise.

But she didn't mention the table itself being an Inator.

Nice loophole, sir.

I know, right? Behold my Table-Turn-Inator.

Wait... Uh... It's actually just a diagram.

I put the real table in the restaurant. [stammers]

Behold this diagram of my Table-Turn-Inator...

is what I'm trying to say.

So you know how these fancy restaurants are so overpriced

and they serve these tiny little portions?

Well, with this, if I sit in the red chair and spin the table,

I'll get all the good food.

Your pettiest scheme yet, sir.

I try, I try.

♪ All the lights are attached to the drones in the sky ♪

♪ We're not building anything but we're watching them fly ♪

♪ Doing more chores thanks to Uncle Oslo ♪

♪ But now it's time for the show ♪

I never knew this song had another verse.

Well, it was never apropos until now.

All systems go, Ferb.

[♪ ethereal music playing]

It's getting dark.

Doesn't anyone care where Perry is?

[watch vibrating]

[♪ dramatic music plays]

- [footsteps receding] - [door opens]

[clapping]

Delightful entrance, Agent P.

Anyhoo, our intel says that Doof is dining in Danville tonight,

which, you know, now that I think about it, sounds pretty harmless.

I, too, have dinner reservations of my own.

- As do I, sir. - Nobody cares, Carl.

I'm meeting my son's girlfriend for the first time.

- Why don't you join us, Agent P? - [alert dinging]

♪ You're invited ♪

Sorry I couldn't make your Brazilian jiu-jitsu competition, Stace.

It was chore day.

- It's okay. It's going great. - [grunting]

You go, girl.

I haven't seen the boys building anything, so it's pretty chill here.

But I feel kind of unfulfilled not having to bust them.

- [Phineas] Who's ready for the light show? - [♪ dance music playing]

- Sorry, Stacy. That's my cue. - [phone beeps]

I'm back in business, baby.

[♪ mellow piano music playing]

Right this way.

Wait, Carl? What in blazes are you doing here?

And who are these guys?

Oh, we're here for the two-for-one sidekick special,

'cause, you know, we're all sidekicks.

Doofenshmirtz!

Are you here to ruin my classy evening out with my son and his new girlfriend?

Oh, don't be silly, Francis.

I'm also here for a classy dinner with my daughter and her new boy--

Wait a second! Nostril Boy? Is he your new boyfriend?

[sighs] His name is Monty, Dad.

Look, if we told you the truth, neither of you would have come.

Let's try to be civilized and enjoy ourselves?

This smells like a setup.

Carl, consider yourself back on the clock. Pull up a chair.

Yes, sir. Sorry, Dexter.

It's okay.

- I have to go anyway. - [clucking angrily]

That's my chair. The one with the foot control.

Francis! Maybe you'd like this chair with the sleek upholstery.

I'm perfectly comfortable here.

- I... I must insist. - No, it's mine.

- No, mine. - Mine!

- [Dr. Doofenshmirtz] No, mine! - Oh, here we go.

- [Major Monogram] Mine! - [Dr. Doofenshmirtz] No, mine!

Your usual table, sir?

Oh. You'll be joining friends?

Very good, sir. Right this way.

Hey, isn't that that guy you gave your number to?

Yeah, he hasn't called, but a girl can dream.

Perry the Platypus, you're in on this, too?

I am so out of the loop.

He's my guest, and now my backup.

No son of mine will date the daughter of my mortal enemy.

Oh, yeah? Well, no daughter of mine will date the son of my--

You get the idea. I'm just flipping what you said.

Dad, just please sit down.

- [hissing] - Hmm.

So... this is nice, right?

Welcome. I am Rinaldo.

Enjoy our signature dining experience.

[air hisses]

I hear they have great gelato.

Perry the Platypus, could... could we have a word in my, uh, office?

I'm just trying to figure out how to get out of here

without ruining Vanessa's night.

Food poisoning? No, no.

Fake alien invasion? No, no, it's...

[toilet flushing]

I'm just spitballing here. I'm spitballing.

Ooh. Ooh! Perry the Platypus, you stay here,

and then when I go in there, you call me with an "emergency." All right?

Yeah, yeah. That'll do.

[Major Monogram] Agent P, any intel?

Doofenshmirtz is clearly using his daughter as a pawn to infiltrate OWCA.

She's clearly out of his league.

We should have done tacos.

I don't know what he sees in her.

I think they look cute together.

Pink is not Francis' color.

He's making a huge mistake.

Girl better wake up.

Nostril Guy? Is she for real? Nostril Guy!

Have you tried taking him through a car wash?

I'm not programmed to understand love.

[both] This is an absolutely unacceptable situation.

Who said that? Doof? Is that you?

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] Who? Not me.

I gotta go. Bye!

I'm stealing your seat, Francis. You can sit in mine.

Why, I ought to... Hold me back, Carl.

Hold me back, Norm.

[grunts] Hold me back less. Hold me back...

Dinner is served.

Time to turn the table.

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz gulping]

And for the grand finale...

Great googly moogly! [chuckles]

You know, Vanessa, this reminds me of this one Fourth of July

when Monty had a firecracker shoot right at--

- Dad! - Wait, I wanna hear this.

Oh, yeah. Get in my tummy. That is all mine.

No, it's mine.

- [Dr. Doofenshmirtz] No, mine! - Mine!

- Mine! - Mine!

- Mine! Mine! - Mine!

[Vanessa screams]

[diners screaming]

[snaps fingers]

[chittering]

I'll be honest. I didn't understand anything you said.

But look at us.

Who are we to stand in the way of young love?

I'm sorry for being a giant man-baby.

You're not the man-baby. I am.

- I'm the man-baby! - No, I am!

No, I am.

- [Major Monogram] No, I am. - [Dr. Doofenshmirtz] No, I am.

[rumbling]

Alert! Alert!

Ooh, this is immersive.

Dad, what did you do?

Quick, get on the table!

I think I'm gonna be sick.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ This whole thing's got me in a tizzy ♪

♪ I wish the waiter would help but he looks busy ♪

♪ The platypus is right, or is he? ♪

♪ At least I think he's got a hunch ♪

♪ This is a lose-lose, there ain't a winner ♪

♪ I feel confused it's a real head-spinner ♪

♪ I know, I know that this is just a dinner ♪

♪ But I'm about to lose my mind ♪

♪ My head is spinning ♪

♪ Round and round ♪

♪ And round and round ♪

♪ Round and round ♪

♪ And round and round ♪

♪ I'm getting dizzy ♪

♪ Turn up the light, light, light, light light, light, light ♪

♪ Let's light it up ♪

♪ Light, light, light, light, light ♪

♪ Let's turn up the light ♪

♪ Light, light, light, light, light ♪

♪ Let's light it up ♪

♪ Light, light, light, light, light ♪

♪ Let's turn up the lights ♪

Hey, guys, the only thing that would make this show better? Popcorn.

I'll take that. Time to shine a light on this bust.

Wait till Mom gets a load of this.

[laughs]

Candace, it's the climax of my movie.

This better be quick.

It is. Wait till you see what's in the sky. Come on.

Come on. Just look up.

Oh, Candace. It really is a lovely moon,

but it's not like it was going to disappear.

Couldn't it have waited until after the movie?

But... but... but... but... but...

[zoetrope God] It is not your time.

Oh. Sorry, I thought you were a zoetrope.

Never mind.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[clattering]

Um, about the...

hugging when we were at death's door.

I wasn't myself back there.

Oh, totally.

So, you know, for continuity's sake, enemies?

Enemies.

- You okay, Nessa? - Yeah.

Well, I suppose that could have gone worse.

We like each other, right?

It's not just that we enjoy messing with our dads.

Can't it be both?

It can be both.

[footsteps approaching]

Here's the bill... plus damages.

- [exclaims in horror] - Don't forget to tip.

Wait, what is this?

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz giggles]

[footsteps receding]

Curse you, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!