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[announcer] First, there was Football X-7. Then, Hockey Z-9.

But there was an obvious alphanumeric gap between them.

-So get ready for... - Croquet Y-8!

Huh, finally, the opportunity for me to show off

my mad mallet skills!

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Or a hoop with a portal.

Fine, but we're doing Demolition Derby G-48 tomorrow.

Hey, you guys seen Perry?

[all] In the house.

What's next? Stacy shows up and asks, "What you doing?"

[watch beeping]

[Candace] Perry? Perry, where are you?

There you are, my monotreme mon-amie.

It's just a hat, Carl. Why is it just a hat?

- Do you think he's invisible? - Then wouldn't his hat be floating?

Or maybe he's a ghost.

Well, the hat would still be floating, right?

They can't interact with the material world, Carl.

Use your head.

All right, Jeremy. Perry and I are all ears.

I mean, we're not like all ears.

I mean, imagine if we were all ears.

Just covered in ears.

Like, we can hear out of our elbows.

Candace, you're weird. So, what's the sitch?

I need you and Perry for a summer school project for college credit.

It's a zoology course.

Uh-huh, great. A documentary about zoo college.

It's a day in the life of an exotic animal

and Perry is the most exotic animal I know.

So, it's you and me documenting Perry all afternoon.

- Great. Sounds like a plan. I'm in. - Are you sure, Candace?

Because it looks like you may want to bust your brothers.

No, no, no, no. I can multitask.

I can bust the boys while we document Perry.

- No problem. - Great.

Just need some assistance with this equipment from the car.

You got it.

Assistant slash producer slash girlfriend at your service.

All right, Perry, stay put. Don't do much.

You know, like you usually don't do.

[footsteps receding]

[Jeremy] Documenting Perry's life all afternoon.

[echoing]

[♪ video game music playing]

♪ Fake Perry ♪

[Candace] Places, people, places.

- [both] Phew! - Thank goodness you're here, Agent P.

What kept you?

Oh, you had to use an emergency Perry bot as a decoy.