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{\an8}[announcer] First, there was Football X-7.
Then, Hockey Z-9.
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{\an8}But there was an obvious
alphanumeric gap between them.
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{\an8}-So get ready for...
- Croquet Y-8!
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Huh, finally, the opportunity
for me to show off
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{\an8}my mad mallet skills!
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{\an8}If opportunity doesn't knock,
build a door.
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{\an8}Or a hoop with a portal.
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{\an8}Fine, but we're doing
Demolition Derby G-48 tomorrow.
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{\an8}Hey, you guys seen Perry?
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[all] In the house.
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What's next? Stacy shows up
and asks, "What you doing?"
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[watch beeping]
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[Candace] Perry? Perry, where are you?
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There you are, my monotreme mon-amie.
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It's just a hat, Carl.
Why is it just a hat?
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- Do you think he's invisible?
- Then wouldn't his hat be floating?
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Or maybe he's a ghost.
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Well, the hat would
still be floating, right?
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They can't interact with
the material world, Carl.
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Use your head.
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All right, Jeremy.
Perry and I are all ears.
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I mean, we're not like all ears.
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I mean, imagine if we were all ears.
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Just covered in ears.
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Like, we can hear out of our elbows.
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Candace, you're weird.
So, what's the sitch?
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I need you and Perry for a summer school
project for college credit.
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It's a zoology course.
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Uh-huh, great.
A documentary about zoo college.
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It's a day in the life of an exotic animal
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and Perry is the most
exotic animal I know.
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So, it's you and me
documenting Perry all afternoon.
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- Great. Sounds like a plan. I'm in.
- Are you sure, Candace?
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Because it looks
like you may want to bust your brothers.
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No, no, no, no. I can multitask.
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I can bust the boys
while we document Perry.
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- No problem.
- Great.
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Just need some assistance
with this equipment from the car.
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You got it.
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Assistant slash producer slash
girlfriend at your service.
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All right, Perry, stay put. Don't do much.
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You know, like you usually don't do.
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[footsteps receding]
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[Jeremy] Documenting
Perry's life all afternoon.
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[echoing]
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{\an8}[♪ video game music playing]
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♪ Fake Perry ♪
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[Candace] Places, people, places.
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- [both] Phew!
- Thank goodness you're here, Agent P.
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What kept you?
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Oh, you had to use an emergency Perry bot
as a decoy.
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