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♪ There's a hundred and four days Of summer vacation ♪

♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪

♪ So the annual problem For our generation ♪

♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪

♪ Like maybe ♪

♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪

♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪

♪ Discovering something That doesn't exist ♪

Hey!

♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪

♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪

♪ Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪

It's over here!

♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ♪

♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪

Phineas!

♪ As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff ♪

♪ To do before school starts this fall ♪

Come on, Perry!

♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪

♪ So stick with us 'Cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪

Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

[laughs] At last!

An Inator above all other Inators!

The one that will finally...

Ah...

- Oh, wait, hold on. - What the heck, Dad?

Looks like I can't finish making your smoothie, sir.

Norm, I told you not to use the blender while I'm powering up.

Now I gotta walk all the way down

and flip the whatever that thing is called.

- The breaker, sir. - No, you're the breaker.

I'm the fixer.

Sorry, Norm. He gets hangry without a smoothie.

At this point, all my pain sensors have numbed.

[groans] Looks like the whole building's out.

[gasps] Look at me and my shorting power.

It's so evil. I love it!

Wait, we have a gym down here? Ooh.

[buzzing]

Hey, the electricity's out.

Are you powering that treadmill all by yourself?

Hi. Yeah, I'm just running through my heartache.

Look, I don't need your life story.

Spoiler alert, you die at the end.

Wait, start running again.

[gasps] When you run, the bulb lights up with human power.

[gasps] Ah-ha! I can use human power to power my end-all-be-allinator.

I just have to channel the energy to my power bank upstairs.

Norm, drop an extension cord out the window, would ya?

[sighs]

Okay, sorry, I was not clear enough apparently.

Find another extension cord,

but this time you hold on to one end of it.

[Norm] You got it, here it comes.

- [crashes] - [sighs]

No, those are my clothes.

This... This is why I have so many extension cords.

Okay, now tell me, is one end of the cord

plugged into the power bank?

- Yes, do I jump now? - No, no, no jumping, no jumping.

You know what?

Just give the phone to Vanessa. Could you give-- Thank you.

Vanessa, I have some very specific instructions for--

Oh, thank you, sweetie. I mean, if I don't harness it,

this human power is just wasted.

Keep running, dude. Keep running.

That's all I've been able to do since my breakup.

Yeah, yeah, tell your story running.

Come on, keep it up. Knees higher.

Knees higher. Oh, yeah, you got good form.

We'll get you fitter in no time,

and nothing makes an ex want you back more

than a revenge bod, right? Am I right?

Hey, you're a pretty good trainer.

Thanks, man.

Ah. That's the first time anyone's actually listened to me.

- Norm, did you hear that? - I wasn't listening, sir.

But the power bank is charging and the lights are back on.

Hey, if I can get everyone in town to exercise,

I can tap into all that free electricity,

store up the surplus and use it to take over the Tri-State Area.

I'm gonna need a lot more treadmills.

- [man] And I get the revenge bod. - Less talking, more running.

- What you doin'? - Ahoy, Isabella.

Feast your eyes on the asphalt wave.

Ferb has discovered a way to temporarily alter

road surface molecules from a solid to a liquid state around the hull.

Fascinating.

Geophysics got nothing on Ferb.

- Okay, layman's terms. - We can basically boat the boulevards.

We got the idea because Candace and Jeremy

are on a boat ride at the lake today.

- Oh, that's so romantic. - I guess.

But she specifically told us not to go anywhere near them.

So we're going to boat on the roads.

So we're just plagiarizing them?

It's not plagiarism. It's an homage.

- Potato, po-tah-to. - Let's give her a whirl.

Bon voyage!

Hey, where's Perry?

Hello, Agent P. Doof has purchased a ton of exercise equipment.

Stair climbers, dumbbells, smart bells, you name it.

And he's been spotted around town wearing... [shudders]

...athleisure wear.

I mean, is it athletic or is it leisure?

Pick a lane.

What's even more disturbing is this infomercial Doof

has been broadcasting. Hit play, Carl.

Hitting play.

Hate working out, but also hate paying for it?

Well, come on down to Doofnasium,

where I will personally motivate you to pump that iron for free.

Check out these gains. Thank you, Doofnasium.

And guess what?

You get all of this for four easy payments of free.

Zero. Zip. Nada dinero.

And there's no cancellation fee because you never have to cancel.

But don't do it for me. Do it for them.

♪ In the arms of a treadmill ♪

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] Right now there's an elliptical who needs you.

Don't you have some time to spare for these poor lonely treadmills?

I didn't save him. He saved me.

Again, it's free.

I can't wait to use you. I mean, see you...

[all] At Doofnasium.

[announcer reading rapidly]

You should consult your doctor before starting a new fitness program.

Doofnasium bears no responsibility for...

And it keeps going like that for another 20 minutes.

Get to the bottom of it, Agent P.

- Should I turn it off, sir? - No.

It's disturbingly compelling.

[♪ rock music playing]

♪ Do you want to be strong as a tank? ♪

♪ But you need a gym That won't break the bank ♪

♪ You'll sweat so much That you'll really stink ♪

♪ But when you see the results You'll be sure to thank me ♪

♪ When you come on down to Doofnasium ♪

♪ Don't sit on the couch And be a lazy bum ♪

♪ If you want things that are crazy-ium ♪

♪ Just come on down today ♪

♪ Your membership is free-sium ♪

♪ We just want your energy-sium ♪

♪ Don't make us beg you, please-ium ♪

♪ You'll win back your fiancé Who doesn't even deserve you ♪

♪ Doofnasium ♪

[♪ pleasant music playing]

[engine roars]

[sighs] What can be better than this? A beautiful day.

- A delicious picnic. - And a romantic boat ride.

I can think of something better.

Hey, Candace. Hey, Jeremy.

Phineas and Ferb? Oh, that is too bustable.

Uh, Candace? Whoa.

You guys are so busted.

[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] You can do it. You're almost there.

Keep breathing. She never loved you.

Your gains are my gains. And squat.

[Perry chittering]

Ah, Perry the Platypus, it's you.

At first I was like, who is that scrawny wimp?

But it was you. Start pedaling.

It's leg day, people. Leg day. Whoop-whoop!

Oh, great, it's not working. [imitates air horn]

[all] Whoo-hoo!

[screaming]

- We're losing them. - We are not losing them.

This chase is about to get real.

[all screaming]

[both scream]

Looks like we picked up some gravel skiers.

Looking good, guys.

Ah, Jeremy, get my phone out of my pocket and call my mom.

Your mom?

Not, oh, I don't know, the highway patrol?

[cell phone ringing]

- Candace? - [Jeremy] Uh, Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher?

- Oh, Jeremy, is that you? - Yes, ma'am.

[Candace] Tell mom she has to bust the boys.

Is that Candace I hear in the background?

Yes, ma'am. She wants to, uh...

Oh, I know what she wants.

[exclaims, sighs]

[exclaims] Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher, Candace wants you to--

So, Jeremy, how's your mother? I haven't seen her in ages.

[Jeremy] Um, my mother is fine, thank you.

Her hydrangeas look so good.

Do you know what kind of fertilizer she uses?

- No, ma'am, but-- - [Candace] Hydrangeas? Jeremy!

Yes, it's almost full! Come on, people! Ha-ha!

I have the power! Time to fire the end-all-be-allinator!

I almost have too much power.

Okay, that's enough. Wait, no!

It's too much electricity! It's gonna blow!

Okay, gym's closed! That's it! You're all buff enough!

Stop, stop pedaling! It's too much! It's too much!

- [bulb breaks] - [gasps]

Idea! I'll plug in more appliances

to use up the electricity, like this!

- [whirring] - [clatters]

[zaps]

This! This!

- [zaps] - Oh, come on.

[zaps]

[straining]

- Ow! - [beeps]

[exclaims] Can we not do this on the treadmill?

We're just generating more power. Will you stop?

- Listen to me! - Hey, I think he's starting another class.

- Cool, I'm in. - Me too.

[buzzing]

Oh, career plans? Uh, probably a couple years of community college...

Jeremy, come on! [gasps] The salon.

Tell my mom she has to look out the front window in ten seconds.

Uh, look out the window of the salon in ten seconds, ma'am.

- Oh, alrighty. - [Candace] Ten!

Nine, eight...

Whoa! Ahhh!

Not all my electricity!

Curse your gains, Perry the Platypus!

[zapping]

Two, one, now!

Oh, who turned out the lights?

[distorted] Mom.

Whoa!

Uh-oh, looks like it's overloading. Everyone, abandon ship!

[bell dings]

- You look fabulous. - But, but, but, but, but.

You move us down here because you discovered an underground lake,

but we have no way to get around on it.

Did you think a boat would just ooze out of the Earth's crust?

[splashes]

[air horn blares]