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♪ There's a hundred and four days
Of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
For our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
That doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
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♪ Creating nano-bots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
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It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent ♪
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♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
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Phineas!
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♪ As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff ♪
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♪ To do before school starts this fall ♪
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Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪
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{\an8}♪ So stick with us 'Cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all! ♪
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{\an8}Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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{\an8}[laughs] At last!
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{\an8}An Inator above all other Inators!
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{\an8}The one that will finally...
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{\an8}Ah...
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{\an8}- Oh, wait, hold on.
- What the heck, Dad?
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{\an8}Looks like I can't finish
making your smoothie, sir.
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Norm, I told you not to use
the blender while I'm powering up.
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Now I gotta walk all the way down
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and flip the whatever
that thing is called.
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- The breaker, sir.
- No, you're the breaker.
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I'm the fixer.
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Sorry, Norm.
He gets hangry without a smoothie.
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At this point, all my pain sensors
have numbed.
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[groans]
Looks like the whole building's out.
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[gasps] Look at me and my shorting power.
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It's so evil. I love it!
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Wait, we have a gym down here? Ooh.
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[buzzing]
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Hey, the electricity's out.
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Are you powering that
treadmill all by yourself?
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Hi. Yeah, I'm just running
through my heartache.
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Look, I don't need your life story.
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Spoiler alert, you die at the end.
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Wait, start running again.
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[gasps] When you run,
the bulb lights up with human power.
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[gasps] Ah-ha! I can use human power
to power my end-all-be-allinator.
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I just have to channel
the energy to my power bank upstairs.
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Norm, drop an extension cord
out the window, would ya?
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[sighs]
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Okay, sorry, I was
not clear enough apparently.
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Find another extension cord,
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but this time
you hold on to one end of it.
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[Norm] You got it, here it comes.
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- [crashes]
- [sighs]
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No, those are my clothes.
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This... This is why I have
so many extension cords.
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Okay, now tell me, is one end of the cord
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plugged into the power bank?
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- Yes, do I jump now?
- No, no, no jumping, no jumping.
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You know what?
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Just give the phone to Vanessa.
Could you give-- Thank you.
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Vanessa, I have some
very specific instructions for--
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Oh, thank you, sweetie.
I mean, if I don't harness it,
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this human power is just wasted.
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Keep running, dude. Keep running.
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That's all I've been able
to do since my breakup.
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Yeah, yeah, tell your story running.
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Come on, keep it up. Knees higher.
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Knees higher. Oh, yeah, you got good form.
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We'll get you fitter in no time,
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and nothing makes an ex want you back more
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than a revenge bod, right? Am I right?
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Hey, you're a pretty good trainer.
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Thanks, man.
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Ah. That's the first time anyone's
actually listened to me.
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- Norm, did you hear that?
- I wasn't listening, sir.
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But the power bank is charging
and the lights are back on.
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Hey, if I can get everyone
in town to exercise,
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I can tap into all that free electricity,
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store up the surplus and use it
to take over the Tri-State Area.
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I'm gonna need a lot more treadmills.
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- [man] And I get the revenge bod.
- Less talking, more running.
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- What you doin'?
- Ahoy, Isabella.
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Feast your eyes on the asphalt wave.
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Ferb has discovered a way
to temporarily alter
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road surface molecules from a solid
to a liquid state around the hull.
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Fascinating.
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Geophysics got nothing on Ferb.
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- Okay, layman's terms.
- We can basically boat the boulevards.
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We got the idea because Candace and Jeremy
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are on a boat ride at the lake today.
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- Oh, that's so romantic.
- I guess.
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But she specifically told us
not to go anywhere near them.
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So we're going to boat on the roads.
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So we're just plagiarizing them?
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It's not plagiarism. It's an homage.
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- Potato, po-tah-to.
- Let's give her a whirl.
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Bon voyage!
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Hey, where's Perry?
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Hello, Agent P. Doof has purchased
a ton of exercise equipment.
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Stair climbers, dumbbells,
smart bells, you name it.
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And he's been spotted around
town wearing... [shudders]
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...athleisure wear.
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I mean, is it athletic
or is it leisure?
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Pick a lane.
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What's even more disturbing
is this infomercial Doof
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has been broadcasting. Hit play, Carl.
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Hitting play.
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Hate working out,
but also hate paying for it?
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Well, come on down to Doofnasium,
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where I will personally
motivate you to pump that iron for free.
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Check out these gains.
Thank you, Doofnasium.
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And guess what?
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You get all of this for four
easy payments of free.
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Zero. Zip. Nada dinero.
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And there's no cancellation fee
because you never have to cancel.
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But don't do it for me. Do it for them.
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♪ In the arms of a treadmill ♪
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[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] Right now
there's an elliptical who needs you.
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{\an8}Don't you have some time
to spare for these poor lonely treadmills?
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I didn't save him. He saved me.
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Again, it's free.
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I can't wait to use you.
I mean, see you...
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[all] At Doofnasium.
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{\an8}[announcer reading rapidly]
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{\an8}You should consult your doctor
before starting a new fitness program.
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Doofnasium bears no responsibility for...
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And it keeps going like that
for another 20 minutes.
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Get to the bottom of it, Agent P.
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- Should I turn it off, sir?
- No.
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It's disturbingly compelling.
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[♪ rock music playing]
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♪ Do you want to be strong as a tank? ♪
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♪ But you need a gym
That won't break the bank ♪
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♪ You'll sweat so much
That you'll really stink ♪
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♪ But when you see the results
You'll be sure to thank me ♪
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♪ When you come on down to Doofnasium ♪
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♪ Don't sit on the couch
And be a lazy bum ♪
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♪ If you want things that are crazy-ium ♪
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♪ Just come on down today ♪
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{\an8}♪ Your membership is free-sium ♪
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♪ We just want your energy-sium ♪
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♪ Don't make us beg you, please-ium ♪
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♪ You'll win back your fiancé
Who doesn't even deserve you ♪
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♪ Doofnasium ♪
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[♪ pleasant music playing]
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[engine roars]
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[sighs] What can be better
than this? A beautiful day.
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- A delicious picnic.
- And a romantic boat ride.
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I can think of something better.
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Hey, Candace. Hey, Jeremy.
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Phineas and Ferb?
Oh, that is too bustable.
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Uh, Candace? Whoa.
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You guys are so busted.
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[Dr. Doofenshmirtz] You can do it.
You're almost there.
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Keep breathing. She never loved you.
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Your gains are my gains. And squat.
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[Perry chittering]
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Ah, Perry the Platypus, it's you.
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At first I was like,
who is that scrawny wimp?
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But it was you. Start pedaling.
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It's leg day, people.
Leg day. Whoop-whoop!
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Oh, great, it's not working.
[imitates air horn]
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[all] Whoo-hoo!
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[screaming]
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- We're losing them.
- We are not losing them.
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This chase is about to get real.
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[all screaming]
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[both scream]
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Looks like we picked up
some gravel skiers.
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Looking good, guys.
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Ah, Jeremy, get my phone
out of my pocket and call my mom.
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Your mom?
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Not, oh, I don't know, the highway patrol?
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[cell phone ringing]
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- Candace?
- [Jeremy] Uh, Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher?
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- Oh, Jeremy, is that you?
- Yes, ma'am.
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[Candace] Tell mom
she has to bust the boys.
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Is that Candace I hear in the background?
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Yes, ma'am. She wants to, uh...
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Oh, I know what she wants.
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[exclaims, sighs]
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[exclaims] Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher,
Candace wants you to--
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So, Jeremy, how's your mother?
I haven't seen her in ages.
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[Jeremy] Um, my mother is fine, thank you.
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Her hydrangeas look so good.
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Do you know what kind of fertilizer
she uses?
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- No, ma'am, but--
- [Candace] Hydrangeas? Jeremy!
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Yes, it's almost full!
Come on, people! Ha-ha!
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I have the power!
Time to fire the end-all-be-allinator!
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I almost have too much power.
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Okay, that's enough. Wait, no!
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It's too much electricity!
It's gonna blow!
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Okay, gym's closed! That's it!
You're all buff enough!
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Stop, stop pedaling!
It's too much! It's too much!
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- [bulb breaks]
- [gasps]
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Idea! I'll plug in more appliances
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to use up the electricity, like this!
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- [whirring]
- [clatters]
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[zaps]
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This! This!
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- [zaps]
- Oh, come on.
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[zaps]
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[straining]
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- Ow!
- [beeps]
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[exclaims] Can we not do this
on the treadmill?
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We're just generating more power.
Will you stop?
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- Listen to me!
- Hey, I think he's starting another class.
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- Cool, I'm in.
- Me too.
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[buzzing]
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Oh, career plans? Uh, probably
a couple years of community college...
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Jeremy, come on! [gasps] The salon.
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Tell my mom she has to look
out the front window in ten seconds.
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Uh, look out the window
of the salon in ten seconds, ma'am.
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- Oh, alrighty.
- [Candace] Ten!
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Nine, eight...
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Whoa! Ahhh!
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Not all my electricity!
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Curse your gains, Perry the Platypus!
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[zapping]
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Two, one, now!
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Oh, who turned out the lights?
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[distorted] Mom.
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Whoa!
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Uh-oh, looks like it's overloading.
Everyone, abandon ship!
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[bell dings]
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- You look fabulous.
- But, but, but, but, but.
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You move us down here because
you discovered an underground lake,
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but we have no way to get around on it.
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Did you think a boat
would just ooze out of the Earth's crust?
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[splashes]
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[air horn blares]
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