Original subtitles

Do you know what day it is today, gang?

It's a special one.

Well, my calendar says it's Bread Bowl Hot tub da--

[all] Groan.

Oh, okay, let's focus on what Phineas and Ferb want to do.

We never do that.

Hey, kids. We're heading to the park for Danville Day.

I've got pie.

And the Mayor's giving a grand speech.

Okay, we'll meet you there.

All right, gang. Danville Day.

How can we crank this party up a notch?

[chuckles] Good luck with that.

There's already a grand speech.

I don't know. There might be a couple of notches up to which we can crank it.

[cranks]

[♪ chorus singing] ♪ Doofenshmirtz finally got his oven repaired! ♪

Nothing says Danville Day like doonkelberry muffins.

Uh, Norm, can you bring me the thing I just printed?

The recipe or the essay?

Essay?

Oh! Vanessa's applying for college.

[sighs] They grow up so fast.

"The most positive role model in my life,

by Vanessa Doofenshmirtz."

Se-- See look, Norm. She wrote about me.

I'm programmed to show interest.

Oh, here it is.

"Charismatic, inventive, beloved...

should be leader of the entire Tri-State Area.

My dear... Uncle Roger, the mayor?"

Wait. What? Why would she choose my brother over me?

[Vanessa] Dad?

[gasps] Sir.

Uh, uh... Oh, hi, Vanessa. Nothing to see here.

Just hanging out.

Whatever. I'm headed to the park

to watch Uncle Roger's speech. Want to come with?

Roger, Roger, Roger.

Okay, fine.

I've just gotta take care of a few things.

[tools clattering, drilling]

Ready.

[mirror beeping]

Agent P, we have intel that Doof is headed to the Danville Day celebration,

which Roger is hosting.

He's giving a grand speech.

Don't let Doof ruin it.

[sighs] Did you just bring me here to remind me how great my brother is?

[sighs] Don't be ridiculous, Dad.

Just find us a good spot, yeah? I'll be right back.

I smell slushy dog.

Now, where's the best view?

Grassy knoll?

Book depository?

Ooh, a jungle gym.

Dunno why they call it a jungle gym.

It's not very jungle-y, but I do love a slide.

Whatever they're building is gonna disappear.

Mysterious force, why must you be so cruel?

Incredible, Ferb.

Wait till Candace gets a load of this.

Ooh. And get a load of that I shall.

That should keep the kids away.

[grunting] From up here...

I'll have a clear view.

Perry the Platypus.

Uh, it's not what it looks like. I'm...

Well, I guess it is what it looks like.

So, I'm-- I'm having some trouble.

Little help?

Ha-ha!

Improvised trap.

Anyway, I'm here to teach Vanessa a lesson.

Here, look, she thinks Roger is her role model,

and aside from the strong jaw

and the dazzling smile, what has he got?

Just a sparkling personality, that's all.

And it got me thinking. What if I made an Inator

that gave Roger my personality?

Because my personality doesn't sparkle even a little bit.

Behold, my duplicate-inator!

With this, I'll make Roger a cheap imitation of me.

Therefore, I'll be Vanessa's role model by default!

By default, my favorite way to win.

Welcome to our annual Danville Day celebration.

Prepare to be duplicated.

Oh, come on.

His dazzling smile can't be that reflective.

Extra onions.

Extra evil. [laughs wickedly]

Dunno what Candace sees in that guy.

Mmm.

Okay, wait for him to close his mouth.

Nice award winning smile.

You don't have to remind me.

You gave me an award for that.

[crowd cheering]

Now.

[Phineas] Great work, Ferb.

These suits will help us build

a continuous carnival ride through the whole city.

How much fun is that?

And nothing is more fun...

than evil!

Why stop at Danville?

I know what we're going to do today.

Take over the entire Tri-State Area!

[all laugh wickedly]

Ah! Candace the sister.

You're just in time.

For what, talking weird and hunching over like a praying mantis?

No, for the beholding.

The be-what-ing?

Let me explain, through a brief flashback,

and not so brief monologue, about my childhood.

Your childhood?

You mean your now-hood?

You are a child!

Nevertheless, our long necked nemesis,

your thwarting days are numbered.

Behold. The fun-inators!

Get ready, Danville, for the ride of your life,

you know, 'cause it'll last a lifetime.

It's a trap!

And with no one to stop us,

the Tri-State Area will be ours.

Happy Danville Day.

Join the fun, or else!

Or else? Like what do you mean, "or else"?

And again, what's with the accents?

♪ Look around it is a beautiful day ♪

♪ Come and join us let's get carried away ♪

♪ We've got no obligations and the city is ours ♪

♪ It's like sunshine, rainbows and a fistful of flowers ♪

Um, why are these restraints so tight?

It's a trap.

Remember to smile for the picture! [laughs wickedly]

[♪ song continues, singer vocalizing]

Are you a fan of my...

fan? [laughs wickedly]

[♪ song continues, singer vocalizing]

[cackles]

[man] Make it stop!

Why? You're on a... roll!

[laughs wickedly]

Doesn't this feel like old times, Ferb?

Really takes me back to when I was a boy.

To last summer.

Phineas and Ferb, what are you doing?

Ah. Candace the sister.

How predictable.

And by predictable, of course, I mean...

completely dictable!

Care to join the fun?

Fun? These people are trapped.

- Come on, Candace the sister. - Stop calling me that.

I know you can't contain your excitement,

- so let me contain it for you! - [screams]

Curse you, Candace the sister!

Thanks for staying trapped for so long, Perry the Platypus.

I really needed to vent about Vanessa's essay.

This was nice.

[grumbles]

[grunts]

- [thudding] - [screams]

[yelps]

[spits]

Mom, Mom, Mom, Phineas and Ferb have turned evil.

How wonderful, Candace the Daughter. [laughs wickedly]

Almond brittle pie?

Oh, no, not you, too.

Jeremy.

Jeremy, I need your help.

Ah, Candace the Girlfriend.

Doonkelberry dog?

Oh! Oh, no.

It's everywhere.

Ow. Hey!

Whoa! Whoa! Slow down, girl. Are you okay?

Oh, Vanessa, you're you.

Everyone's talking in weird accents.

My brothers are scheming to take over the entire Tri-State Area with Inators.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you just say Inators?

Yes.

[sighs] I don't usually like to get involved with this stuff,

but if there's an Inator,

there's a self-destruct button.

There's always a self-destruct button. That will take care of it.

That easy? Wait, how do--

You know what? No time. Gotta stop 'em.

♪ Are you having a good time? ♪

♪ Is this your best day ever? ♪

♪ Don't you fret none, 'cause it's neverending fun ♪

♪ It's gonna go on forever ♪

♪ We're going out of our way to entertain you ♪

- ♪ Not sure why we have to restrain you ♪ - [screams]

♪ Why do you look upset? ♪

♪ This is as good as it gets ♪

♪ Are you having fun yet? ♪

♪ 'Cause we're taking over ♪

♪ We don't mean to scare you ♪

♪ But we're taking over the Tri-State Area ♪

♪ Dink Wilkerson here straight out of white collar prison ♪

♪ I'm the man on the street telling you what is and what isn't ♪

♪ Giant robot takeover ♪

♪ I think you better run, or you may be forced to have nonconsensual fun ♪

♪ We swear that we're not a threat ♪

♪ Just get in the net ♪

♪ Are we having fun yet? ♪

♪ 'Cause we're taking over ♪

♪ We're taking over ♪

♪ We don't mean to scare you ♪

♪ But we're taking over the Tri-State Area now ♪

[ringing]

Agent P, the Tri-State Area has been taken over.

Stop Doof immediately and...

Oh! You've already got him.

So, it's somebody else?

What kind of evil mastermind would... [scoffs]

Not our problem. Monogram out.

[gasps] There's the self-destruct button.

But how am I gonna--

Uh-uh-uh. Not so fast, my nosy little nemesis.

[grunts]

No. No, I have to stop them.

They're destroying the city with... fun.

[exclaims]

First the Tri-State Area, next...

the world!

How can I get up there? [gasps]

Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

Oh, mysterious force.

If I ever needed you to destroy the boys' invention, it's now.

If you can hear me, please answer my call!

- [Doofenshmirtz screaming] - [Candace yelps]

[Candace screams]

Mysterious force, you work in mysterious ways.

Well, that was fun, right?

Happy Danville Day, everyone.

Dad, are you okay?

Oh, hi, Vanessa.

So, tell me, how was Roger, your role model?

- Huh? - You know, your essay,

the college application? I read it all.

Dad, I only wrote that because namedropping the mayor would get me in.

Oh, you mean calling Roger your role model was just part of a diabolical scheme?

That's my little girl.

[clicks]

Who puts almond brittle in a pie?

Ew! Who puts doonkelberry on a dog?

Huh?

Wow, Ferb. What did we do today?

♪ Are you having fun yet? ♪

♪ 'Cause we're taking over ♪

♪ We don't mean to scare you ♪

♪ But we're taking over the Tri-State Area ♪

♪ Dink Wilkerson here straight out of white collar prison ♪

♪ I'm the man on the street telling you what is and what isn't ♪

♪ Giant robot takeover ♪

♪ I think you better run or you may be forced to have nonconsensual fun ♪

♪ We swear that we're not a threat ♪

♪ Just get in the net ♪

♪ Are we having fun yet? ♪

♪ 'Cause we're taking over ♪

♪ We're taking over the Tri-State Area now ♪