Original subtitles

- It's like we're all little wishes. - Whoo-hoo!

I feel alive! So alive! Whee!

These dandelion sky pods are fantastic, Baljeet. Come on up.

Just give me a moment to add the last bit of our growth formula.

Oh, no. Did I just miss them?

They should come back down in approximately 11 minutes.

Darn, I really need their help.

Ooh, my blueprint-sensors are tingling.

- What is that? - It's an invention idea I have.

Flying unicycles!

And I would love it if they could be powered by raw vegetables.

Huh! If you convert the basal molecules into

an adenosine triphosphate engine,

it might be theoretically possible.

Oh, wow. You came up with that on your own?

Oh, yes. I can help you, Irving.

I might just be the unsung intellectual giant of the group.

[Buford] Are you telling Irving about how you're

the unsung intellectual giant of the group?

Well, I am.

Well, I'd love to have your help making this into an actual prototype.

Maybe I could impress Phineas and Ferb.

I admire your assertiveness, Irving.

Or should I say, "My new protégé"?

Aye aye, Professor Baljeet.

- I know what we're going to-- - Say less.

Hey, where's Perry?

Sorry, Agent P.

I was cleaning your lair and forgot to move your chair back.

[chitters]

You know how Agent P feels about his chair-- [grunts]

Carl, where's my chair?

I had to clean your area too, sir.

Curse your furniture-based shenanigans, Carl.

Doof has done something to alter local gravity,

so you should go check it out. Bye bye.

[chair screeching]

- [gulps] - Carl, you and I need to have a talk.

Every day, I stress out trying to bust those guys. But every day, I fail.

It's like the universe is punishing me for bringing attention to it.

[gasps] But what if I play it cool?

Maybe then the mysterious force won't yank the rug out from under me.

I'm gonna play hard to get. First, the perfect blase fit.

Step one to a more blase bust.

If I care, I mean, and I don't.

Blase.

♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.! ♪

Ah, Perry the Platypus!

Step into my orbit and be my satellite, permanently! [laughs]

Behold, my Kind-of-a-Big-Deal-Inator!

You see, my ex-wife always says,

"Heinz, the world doesn't revolve around you," which I got to thinking,

"What if it did?" So, I created this gravity vest.

These planets just coalesced from, I don't know,

pencil shavings and dust and skin flakes,

whatever was lying around, which at first was sort of cool,

but now it's becoming a bit of a problem, Perry the Platypus.

Look, I quickly realized

that being the center of the universe isn't really all it's cracked up to be.

[items shattering]

[Vanessa] Dad, one of your planets just stole my jacket.

It's okay, honey. It's on an orbit.

It'll come back around.

It's not all about you.

♪ I'm the center of the universe ♪

♪ Everything revolves around me ♪

♪ I'm the center of the universe 'cause I make my own gravity ♪

♪ I may be the sun but I'm over the moon I got so much solar flare ♪

♪ The stars are aligned All my planets in tune ♪

♪ But now I'm shining so bright I think there's too much glare ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm the center of the universe ♪

And it's not as fun as it used to be. It's not.

♪ I'm the center of the universe ♪

♪ And it's collapsing all around me, literally ♪

♪At first I felt like a bright supernova ♪

♪ I thought that that would never grow old ♪

♪ But now the shine's worn off and the novelty's over ♪

♪ And I'm starting to feel like a big black hole ♪

♪ I'm the center of the universe ♪

♪ I'm being orbited by all this debris ♪

♪ I'm still the center of the universe ♪

♪ And I don't really want to be ♪

Somebody, help me!

♪ I don't really want to be ♪

Somebody, help me, please!

[♪ upbeat music playing]

- [burbling] - [explodes]

Being casual, so casual.

No vested interests whatsoever.

Time to catch up on my correspondence.

And thank you to you, Candace, for being so good at being so laid-back,

and not caring about all of the whatever the boys are doing right now.

Whatever it is they're doing, flying through the air.

- [whooshes] - Apropos of nothing.

I wonder what Mom is doing.

I could just call her,

- you know, slowly and casually. - [phone beeping]

[♪ heavy metal music playing]

[phone rings]

She always calls right before the best part of the song.

Yes, dear. What can I do for you?

Oh, hi, Mom. How are you? Oh, that's neat.

I was just wondering if you'd

care to come home at your leisure,

if that's convenient for you or not.

You know, totes chill.

Uh, are you feeling okay, dear?

Definitely. Just, you know, taking it easy

and not being interested in anything the boys may or may not,

mayhaps be participating in or thereabouts, casually.

Your even tone and relaxed phone manner,

while unsettling, are a real welcome change of pace, dear.

[strained] I'm indifferent to that.

Honestly, I'm kind of done here.

I was just sitting in my car at the taco shop because I like the smell.

[inhales] Ah!

See you next time, Luis.

Next time, maybe you could buy something.

Oh, good. She's coming home. That's fine. I'm good and fine.

[burbles] Reading, reading.

[laughs maniacally]

[grunts, screams]

Look-- Looks like their orbits are tightening faster than I thought.

Maybe-- Maybe we should wrap this up.

I'm just feeling a little claustrophobic, is what I'm saying.

It's-- It's-- Okay. A little too close for comfort.

Oh, boy! Is it getting hot in here,

or is it just this thermonuclear puffy vest strapped to my person?

- [banging] - Uh, maybe-- Perry the Platypus?

Could you give me a little, eensy weensy, itty bitty cup of water?

I'm just so hot in the--

[stutters] Okay, this is getting weird.

I guess I didn't understand the-- the literal gravity of the situation.

[crashing]

I think I'm just gonna hit the self-destruct button on--

Oh, no. Oh, no, my arm!

Bad planet!

[muffled screaming]

[muffled] Help me, Perry the Platypus! Help!

We have made real progress here today, my young Padawan.

Thank you, Mr. Baljeet, sir!

Finally, we have been able to harness

the energy in raw vegetables to power the unicycle.

But how will we make it fly?

Hold on. That reminds me of something that was made by Phineas and Ferb.

And me! [chuckles nervously]

And just what are those?

I'm making a complete log of every one of Phineas and Ferb and your inventions.

- That is creepy. - And thorough!

The Blender-Copter. Of course!

Those cloud milkshakes brought all the boys to the yard,

and Isa, too.

If we used the rotating blades as a propulsion unit...

[gasps] ...it might actually work.

Huh! I had not noticed that.

I acknowledge your accomplishment with limited praise

as an emotionally-restrained mentor.

Let us do this!

And the cherry on top.

Ooh, here goes something.

[Phineas] Hey, Candace, check it out.

- What we're doing is fun! - Whee!

Uh-huh. I'm totally neutral about what you're doing there.

You're so close, Candace.

Don't cave now. The mysterious force is watching.

So, as long as you stay cool and casual.

Come. [giggles] This way.

Casually... Mom! [giggling] Here we go.

Just walk with me.

Sure, hon.

Mom. Glad you're here to see the unique tint of our house paint.

Taste that with your eyes.

- Did you notice how sour-color it is? - I never really noticed that.

No. But, honey, don't you want me to look at the backyard to see--

No, no, no. Not when the height of the front lawn is so sublime.

[children giggling] Whee!

Wow, sounds like the kids are having fun.

[laughs] I'm so neutral. So whatever.

But these bumps in the asphalt, so wonderfully avant-garde.

[children cheering]

Anyway! Maybe, let's, like, go inside.

Or we could just go in through the backyard for no reason.

None at all, even.

[muffled] Perry the Platypus! Would you mind hitting the self-destruct button?

I think my shoulders have to make a big bang.

Thank you, Perry the Platypus.

You're the center of my universe.

Everyone inside for pie.

[whirring]

Come on! We can just catch them.

[yawns]

[laughs maniacally] But, but, but--

[chitters]

[groans] Blase is a total bust.

Bust, bust, bust. [babbles]

Let it all out, honey.

I'm relieved the other shoe has finally dropped.

And you're right. It is a little sour.

We should repaint the house.

[Irving gasps]

The invention got taken away.

My invention got taken away,

just like Phineas and Ferb-- and Baljeet's-- always does.

[both] And Baljeet's?

[Baljeet] I helped.

How amazing is that?

I'm gonna go get started on my next invention

so that invention can get taken away, too!

Just like my heroes' inventions do!

[cheers] Ya-hoo!

- [crashes] - [Irving] Ow!

- [chuckles] - What was that all about?

Yeah, the gate's right there.

[♪ heavy metal music playing]

♪ I think that this is a crime When you're stuck in the drive-thru ♪

♪ And you're waiting in line And the guy comes on the speaker ♪

♪ And he asks if you are eager ♪

♪ For the burger and the fries that you already ordered ♪

♪ Just give me the food Just give me the food ♪

♪ 'Cause you're hungry and you're tired and you're not in the mood ♪

♪ Just give me the food Just give me the food ♪

♪ 'Cause you're hungry and you're tired and you're not in the mood ♪

♪ But he tells you that you'll just have to wait ♪

♪ There are three cars ahead of you but it's getting late ♪