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{\an8}- It's like we're all little wishes.
- Whoo-hoo!
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{\an8}I feel alive! So alive! Whee!
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{\an8}These dandelion sky pods
are fantastic, Baljeet. Come on up.
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{\an8}Just give me a moment
to add the last bit of our growth formula.
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{\an8}Oh, no. Did I just miss them?
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They should come back down
in approximately 11 minutes.
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Darn, I really
need their help.
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Ooh, my blueprint-sensors
are tingling.
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- What is that?
- It's an invention idea I have.
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Flying unicycles!
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And I would love it if they could be
powered by raw vegetables.
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Huh! If you convert the
basal molecules into
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an adenosine
triphosphate engine,
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it might be
theoretically possible.
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Oh, wow. You came up
with that on your own?
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Oh, yes.
I can help you, Irving.
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I might just be the
unsung intellectual giant of the group.
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[Buford]
Are you telling Irving about how you're
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the unsung intellectual giant
of the group?
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Well, I am.
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Well, I'd love to have your help
making this into an actual prototype.
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Maybe I could impress
Phineas and Ferb.
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I admire your assertiveness,
Irving.
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Or should I say,
"My new protégé"?
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Aye aye, Professor Baljeet.
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- I know what we're going to--
- Say less.
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Hey, where's Perry?
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Sorry, Agent P.
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I was cleaning your lair and forgot to
move your chair back.
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[chitters]
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You know how Agent P
feels about his chair-- [grunts]
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Carl, where's my chair?
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I had to clean
your area too, sir.
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Curse your
furniture-based shenanigans, Carl.
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Doof has done something
to alter local gravity,
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so you should go check it out.
Bye bye.
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[chair screeching]
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- [gulps]
- Carl, you and I need to have a talk.
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Every day, I stress out trying to bust
those guys. But every day, I fail.
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It's like the universe is punishing me
for bringing attention to it.
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[gasps] But what if
I play it cool?
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Maybe then the mysterious force
won't yank the rug out from under me.
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I'm gonna play hard to get.
First, the perfect blase fit.
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Step one to a more blase bust.
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If I care, I mean, and I don't.
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Blase.
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♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.! ♪
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Ah, Perry the Platypus!
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Step into my orbit
and be my satellite, permanently! [laughs]
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Behold, my
Kind-of-a-Big-Deal-Inator!
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You see, my ex-wife
always says,
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"Heinz, the world doesn't revolve
around you," which I got to thinking,
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"What if it did?"
So, I created this gravity vest.
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These planets just coalesced
from, I don't know,
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pencil shavings
and dust and skin flakes,
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whatever was lying around,
which at first was sort of cool,
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but now it's becoming
a bit of a problem, Perry the Platypus.
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Look, I quickly realized
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that being the center of the universe
isn't really all it's cracked up to be.
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[items shattering]
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[Vanessa] Dad,
one of your planets just stole my jacket.
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It's okay, honey.
It's on an orbit.
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It'll come back around.
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It's not all about you.
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♪ I'm the center of the universe ♪
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♪ Everything revolves around me ♪
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♪ I'm the center of the universe
'cause I make my own gravity ♪
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♪ I may be the sun but I'm over the moon
I got so much solar flare ♪
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♪ The stars are aligned
All my planets in tune ♪
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♪ But now I'm shining so bright
I think there's too much glare ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm the center
of the universe ♪
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And it's not as fun
as it used to be. It's not.
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♪ I'm the center of the universe ♪
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♪ And it's collapsing
all around me, literally ♪
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♪At first I felt like
a bright supernova ♪
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♪ I thought that that
would never grow old ♪
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♪ But now the shine's worn off
and the novelty's over ♪
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♪ And I'm starting to feel
like a big black hole ♪
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♪ I'm the center of the universe ♪
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♪ I'm being orbited by all this debris ♪
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♪ I'm still the center
of the universe ♪
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♪ And I don't really want to be ♪
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Somebody, help me!
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♪ I don't really want to be ♪
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Somebody, help me, please!
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[♪ upbeat music playing]
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- [burbling]
- [explodes]
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Being casual, so casual.
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No vested interests
whatsoever.
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Time to catch up
on my correspondence.
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And thank you to you, Candace,
for being so good at being so laid-back,
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and not caring about all of the whatever
the boys are doing right now.
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Whatever it is they're doing,
flying through the air.
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- [whooshes]
- Apropos of nothing.
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I wonder what Mom is doing.
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I could just call her,
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- you know, slowly and casually.
- [phone beeping]
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[♪ heavy metal music playing]
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[phone rings]
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She always calls right before
the best part of the song.
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Yes, dear.
What can I do for you?
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Oh, hi, Mom. How are you?
Oh, that's neat.
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I was
just wondering if you'd
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care to come home
at your leisure,
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if that's convenient
for you or not.
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You know, totes chill.
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Uh, are you feeling
okay, dear?
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Definitely.
Just, you know, taking it easy
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and not being interested
in anything the boys may or may not,
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mayhaps be participating
in or thereabouts, casually.
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Your even tone
and relaxed phone manner,
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while unsettling, are a real
welcome change of pace, dear.
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[strained]
I'm indifferent to that.
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Honestly, I'm kind of
done here.
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I was just sitting in my car
at the taco shop because I like the smell.
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[inhales] Ah!
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See you next time, Luis.
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Next time, maybe you
could buy something.
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Oh, good. She's coming home.
That's fine. I'm good and fine.
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[burbles] Reading, reading.
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[laughs maniacally]
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[grunts, screams]
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Look-- Looks like their orbits
are tightening faster than I thought.
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Maybe-- Maybe
we should wrap this up.
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I'm just feeling a little claustrophobic,
is what I'm saying.
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It's-- It's-- Okay.
A little too close for comfort.
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Oh, boy! Is it getting
hot in here,
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or is it just this thermonuclear puffy
vest strapped to my person?
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- [banging]
- Uh, maybe-- Perry the Platypus?
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Could you give me a little,
eensy weensy, itty bitty cup of water?
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I'm just so hot in the--
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[stutters] Okay,
this is getting weird.
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I guess I didn't understand the--
the literal gravity of the situation.
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[crashing]
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I think I'm just gonna hit
the self-destruct button on--
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Oh, no. Oh, no, my arm!
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Bad planet!
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[muffled screaming]
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[muffled] Help me,
Perry the Platypus! Help!
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We have made real progress
here today, my young Padawan.
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Thank you, Mr. Baljeet, sir!
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Finally, we have been
able to harness
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the energy in raw vegetables
to power the unicycle.
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But how will we make it fly?
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Hold on. That reminds me of something
that was made by Phineas and Ferb.
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And me! [chuckles nervously]
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And just what are those?
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I'm making a complete log of every one of
Phineas and Ferb and your inventions.
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- That is creepy.
- And thorough!
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The Blender-Copter. Of course!
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Those cloud milkshakes
brought all the boys to the yard,
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and Isa, too.
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If we used the rotating blades
as a propulsion unit...
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[gasps]
...it might actually work.
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Huh! I had not noticed that.
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I acknowledge your
accomplishment with limited praise
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as an emotionally-restrained
mentor.
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Let us do this!
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And the cherry on top.
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Ooh, here goes something.
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[Phineas]
Hey, Candace, check it out.
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- What we're doing is fun!
- Whee!
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Uh-huh. I'm totally neutral
about what you're doing there.
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You're so close, Candace.
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Don't cave now.
The mysterious force is watching.
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So, as long as you
stay cool and casual.
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Come. [giggles] This way.
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Casually... Mom!
[giggling] Here we go.
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Just walk with me.
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Sure, hon.
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Mom. Glad you're here to see
the unique tint of our house paint.
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Taste that with your eyes.
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- Did you notice how sour-color it is?
- I never really noticed that.
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No. But, honey, don't you want me to
look at the backyard to see--
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No, no, no. Not when the height of
the front lawn is so sublime.
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[children giggling] Whee!
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Wow, sounds like
the kids are having fun.
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[laughs] I'm so neutral.
So whatever.
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But these bumps in the asphalt,
so wonderfully avant-garde.
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[children cheering]
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Anyway! Maybe, let's,
like, go inside.
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Or we could just go in
through the backyard for no reason.
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None at all, even.
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[muffled] Perry the Platypus! Would you
mind hitting the self-destruct button?
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I think my shoulders
have to make a big bang.
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Thank you, Perry the Platypus.
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You're the center
of my universe.
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Everyone inside for pie.
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[whirring]
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Come on!
We can just catch them.
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[yawns]
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[laughs maniacally]
But, but, but--
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[chitters]
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[groans]
Blase is a total bust.
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Bust, bust, bust. [babbles]
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Let it all out, honey.
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I'm relieved the other shoe
has finally dropped.
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And you're right.
It is a little sour.
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We should repaint the house.
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[Irving gasps]
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The invention got taken away.
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My invention got taken away,
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just like Phineas and Ferb--
and Baljeet's-- always does.
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[both] And Baljeet's?
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[Baljeet] I helped.
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How amazing is that?
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I'm gonna go get started
on my next invention
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so that invention
can get taken away, too!
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Just like my heroes'
inventions do!
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[cheers] Ya-hoo!
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- [crashes]
- [Irving] Ow!
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- [chuckles]
- What was that all about?
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Yeah, the gate's right there.
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{\an8}[♪ heavy metal music playing]
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{\an8}♪ I think that this is a crime
When you're stuck in the drive-thru ♪
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{\an8}♪ And you're waiting in line
And the guy comes on the speaker ♪
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{\an8}♪ And he asks if you are eager ♪
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{\an8}♪ For the burger and the fries
that you already ordered ♪
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{\an8}♪ Just give me the food
Just give me the food ♪
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{\an8}♪ 'Cause you're hungry and you're tired
and you're not in the mood ♪
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{\an8}♪ Just give me the food
Just give me the food ♪
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{\an8}♪ 'Cause you're hungry and you're tired
and you're not in the mood ♪
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{\an8}♪ But he tells you
that you'll just have to wait ♪
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{\an8}♪ There are three cars
ahead of you but it's getting late ♪
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