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♪ There's a hundred
and four days of summer vacation ♪
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♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
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♪ So the annual problem
for our generation ♪
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♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
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♪ Like maybe ♪
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♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪
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♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
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♪ Discovering something
that doesn't exist ♪
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Hey!
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♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
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♪ Surfing tidal waves
creating nano-bots ♪
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- ♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
- It's over here!
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♪ Finding a dodo bird
painting a continent ♪
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- ♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
- Phineas!
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♪ As you can see
there's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
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- ♪ Before school starts this fall ♪
- Come on, Perry!
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♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪
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{\an8}♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
are gonna do it all! ♪
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{\an8}Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
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{\an8}[♪ eerie music playing]
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{\an8}[wind blowing]
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{\an8}- [animal howling]
- [Candace gasps]
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- [thunder, lightning]
- [screams]
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[screaming] No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
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- [screaming]
- [Phineas] Oh! Hi, Candace.
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How do you like
our scarecrow mech suits?
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Pretty cool, huh?
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I hate this time of year.
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Scarecrow race!
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Mom! Mom, Mom!
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Scooch, Perry. I'm on a bust.
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- Mom. Mom!
- [pager beeps]
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[beeping]
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[Major Monogram]
Hello, Agent P.
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Doof has apparently slept through
the day's opportunity for evil.
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- Very unlike him.
- Don't state the obvious, Carl.
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Anyhoo, better get over there
and give Doof a nudge,
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just to make sure he's still,
uh, you know, breathing.
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Candace, what are we-- Whoa!
Candace, slow down!
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[Candace] This is it.
This is the one.
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[laughs maniacally, screams]
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[brakes screech]
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Wait. Where are
the giant scarecrows?
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It turns out straw is not
a reliable building material.
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I told you we should have
made them out of bricks.
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Did those three pigs
teach us nothing?
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But-- But-- Ah, forget it.
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Sometimes it's just not
even worth that last "but."
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No, dear. Sometimes it's not.
Now get your butt into the car.
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Ah, Perry the Platypus!
Have I got a surprise for you!
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[zaps, pulses]
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Okay, note to self.
Only use the Make-Bigger-Inator outside.
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You weren't supposed to get that big,
Perry the Platypus! Only like 20% bigger.
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[heavy footfall]
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[man over speakers] Thank goodness
it was national Evacuate the City Day!
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Whoa! Perry, is that you?
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[people screaming]
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[Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
Wakey wakey, Perry the Platypus.
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Did you enjoy your
giant movie monster dream?
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Yes, yes, it was just a dream.
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I-- I'll explain.
Have you ever noticed
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that everyone always wants
to tell you their dreams?
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And they're so boring.
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They just go on and on
and on and on.
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And-- And there's
no character development.
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There's nothing
that's hooking me into the story.
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I'd rather just wait
for the movie.
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And, to that end, behold,
my Dream-Project-Inator.
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You'll never guess
what it does.
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It-- It projects
people's drea--
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I-I guess it's in the name.
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[yawns] Oh, hey, Perry.
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Dad, I just woke up
from the weirdest dream.
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- I was driving--
- See?
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This is exactly what I was talking about.
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- Now, watch this.
- And there were these--
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[♪ eerie music playing]
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- [radio static]
- [♪ children's music plays]
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- [radio static]
- [♪ same music distorting]
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[gasps]
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Nuh-uh.
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- [screams]
- [brakes screech]
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[sighs]
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[both scream]
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[♪ singing song from radio]
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Well, only one thing to do.
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♪ Ominous crack
in the darkness ♪
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♪ Echoing through the trees ♪
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[chainsaw buzzes]
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♪ A yellow fowl
in the moonlight ♪
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♪ You gotta be kidding me ♪
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♪ Run or get plucked
You better be quick ♪
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♪ Dumb zombie duck
You crossed the wrong chick ♪
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♪ Mess with me if you dare
Blissfully unaware ♪
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♪ You're the one
who should be scared ♪
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♪ I'm your worst nightmare ♪
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Wow! Her violent nightmare
was a musical?
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My little girl is a pile
of contradictions, isn't she? What--
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Hey!
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[grunts, sputters] Feathers.
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[zapping]
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[♪ eerie music playing]
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Ew! Baljeet, what did you do?
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I have discarded my limited physical form
like a useless appendix.
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I will free everyone
to create a mind-blowing utopia!
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[grunts] Get back!
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[screams] Lower
paleolithic technology!
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- Aah!
- Take that!
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Come on! This way!
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[Baljeet screams]
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Look out for the hypothalamus.
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How do you stop a brain?
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[gasps] I've got it!
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- [Baljeet cackles]
- Reality TV!
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{\an8}I'm not here to make friends.
I'm here for Chad.
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{\an8}I'm not here for you.
I'm here for Alexa.
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{\an8}No!
I am losing brain cells just watching it.
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{\an8}Oh, yeah, I'm definitely here
for the wrong reasons.
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- [laughs] Brain freeze!
- [screams] No!
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- [zapping, whirring]
- [laughs] Now, time for a brain storm!
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[screams]
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That's physically impossible!
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[all] Join us. Join us!
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Not today,
you lousy brain bags.
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[laughs] I'm home free!
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I always knew
it would end like this.
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Like, specifically like this.
Me being dragged off by the tentacles
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of giant, sentient brains
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- that used to be my friends.
- [all cackling]
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- [grunts]
- [whirs, zaps]
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Yep, bricks would have
been better.
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[narrator] The saga
of the teenage girl warrior
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who rode human-mouthed horses.
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Human-mouthed horses!
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A girl, relentlessly chased
by a mysterious force hungering for her.
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- [growls]
- [whip cracks]
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Torn from her true love
by fate's cruel machinations.
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Sorry, Candace,
I have a shift at the Slushy Targaryen.
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[narrator] On a quest to bring to justice
the scourge of her life:
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the brothers
of House Flynn-Fletcher,
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who get to do whatever they want
and never getteth in trouble,
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ever!
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My brothers are
the worst thing there is.
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Hey, Candace! Apple?
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No, no, no. They're not
such bad little fellas.
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It's not fair.
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That tech won't be invented
for hundreds of years.
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She's gonna call...
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Mom!
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[Linda] Coming, Candace.
Hold on. Just a sec.
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Uh-oh.
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- [rumbling]
- [growls]
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[echoing]
The mysterious force!
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[Linda] Almost there.
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I don't see anything, Candace.
Oh, look, a pony!
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- [grunts] Ow!
- [zapping]
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[♪ eerie music playing]
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[water burbling]
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You should see my nightmares.
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[♪ eerie music playing]
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[yawns] Maybe a little midnight snack
will put me back to sleep.
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[gasps]
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Ah! I know I shouldn't
eat those before the sale tomorrow.
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[gobbles] Totally worth it.
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[♪ foreboding music plays]
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- [girl screams]
- What's happening?
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It's the cupcakes.
The cupcakes! [screams]
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But all I did was sneak
one tiny, little cupcake.
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You never open a box
before the sale, Isabella!
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Never.
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[cupcakes snarling]
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[muffled screaming]
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- Mmm.
- All right, ladies.
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Looks like there's
only one solution.
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Who's hungry?
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[girls scream]
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[♪ electronic music playing]
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[screaming continues]
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[whirs, zaps]
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Wow, we are shooting out a lot more
Random-Inator blasts than usual.
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Your personal best, sir.
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[zapping]
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[♪ eerie music playing]
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- [screaming]
- Mom, Mom, Mom.
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Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.
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No, no. No, thank you.
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[zaps]
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A parking ticket?
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{\an8}That's it. I'm taking over!
Dino-alien robots, deploy!
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[roaring]
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[chomps]
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Finally, I am the
Grand-Taker-Over.
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It's better than I've dreamed,
ironically, and-- Oh, oh!
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And I've got a little hat
and everything.
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[zapping, whirring]
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♪ It starting like no one's ever seen ♪
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♪ You have frightening
swarms of ducklings coming through... ♪
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[ducklings growl, snarl]
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[roaring]
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♪ ...looking for a fight ♪
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♪ Never know what we'll find ♪
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♪ Won't you take it to the chorus,
all right ♪
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[roaring]
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♪ Tell your momma
it's a dreamscape ♪
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[snarling]
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What the-- Oh, no!
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Dream creatures are coming
out of the screen.
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How is this happening? Whoa.
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[brains cackle]
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[whinnies]
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There's a platypus
controlling me. [whinnies]
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[chatters]
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Yes, Giant Perry!
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Get him! Crush him!
Yes. [chuckles]
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[Perry chatters]
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Gesundheit,
Perry the Platypus.
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