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Oh, gotta get to you now, need you somehow,

someway.

Make it okay.

You're going to be late, you know.

I know.

Let me do this. I got it.

Callie, we're partners. This is why I'm here.

Your family's waiting. We've been doing family dinner every Sunday since I can

remember. They can wait a few more minutes.

Or are you just doling?

Why on earth would I be doing that?

Because your family is... Moderately to severely overwhelming and sometimes

smothering to me. I believe that's a direct quote you used before. Well,

got nothing to do with it. I love my family.

Do they raise my blood pressure the moment I walk in the door?

Possibly. Hey!

Sorry.

I couldn't help it.

I'm too good to you.

Yes, too much good.

Uh -huh.

Go before traffic hits.

Thank you, ma 'am.

Oh, Patrick wanted to add a cold appetizer, something in the fewer

wasn't in the original order, but I saw the changes, too. I got it covered.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Say hi to your parents for me.

They owe me a game night soon.

They're my parents, not yours.

Ta, you love me, too.

Focus on the breath.

Follow it in and out.

Whenever you find your mind racing, just return to the breath.

And we're done.

This completes your 15 -second meditation. Have a wonderful and

Hi, Callie. Hi.

Come in. We've been waiting for you.

Hurry up.

How are you? Hi, PJ. My favorite little niece.

What did you bring?

I brought snickerdoodles, my fine little lady. That's what I was hoping you'd

bring. Well, perfect.

We will take those away to the kitchen.

Okay. Hi, Mom.

How are you guys?

Well, you know me. I've been fluttering about like a butterfly.

I've been doing a lot of different things for the house. Did you notice?

No, I just got in the front door, Mom.

Well, you'll see it.

Your dad's so happy that you're here. We do this every week. I know.

But he loves everyone under the same roof.

That's why you started this tradition in the first place.

I think your father must have been a sheepdog in another life. How can you

that? Hi, Dad.

I'm a sheepdog in this life.

Oh, boy, here we go. Photo time.

After college years this week.

Oh, look at that.

First traditional Sunday family dinner.

Look at all those smiles, huh?

How did my hair ever get so blonde?

I don't know, but it's the same color in the next picture, too, of your

birthday. Which is coming up again.

You guys know I don't care about birthdays. They're no big deal. Yeah,

it's a big deal to me.

And they're not only special to you, you know. I know, I just, I don't need a

lot of attention, is all. We like to give you attention.

We were thinking that, what?

Well, we just want someone to give you attention.

And, you know, you never seem to have anyone special in your life that treats

you special.

Here's the next part of the tradition.

Well, honey, we're just concerned that you don't have anyone.

On that note... I'm fine, Mom.

I'm happy the way things are.

I see that Mom is at it again.

Okay, sit. Hi, Amanda.

She just doesn't want you to miss out. You know, a lot of my patients have

trouble meeting new people.

Ryan, you're a pediatrician. Well, it's hard to meet people at any age.

Well, speaking of meeting people, we've invited someone over tonight.

Again? Oh, keep an open mind, honey. Come on into the living room.

You're going to make dinner.

I can't.

Callie, you remember our dentist, Dr. Kassan?

Well, this is his son, Dr. Kassan.

Please just call me Arthur. It's nice to meet you, Callie.

Your mother told me all about you at her last appointment.

Arthur took over his father's practice about six months ago.

Oh.

It's true. The best part was we didn't have to change the name on the sign.

Oh, that's just as funny as when you told it in the office the other day.

I think it's an unfair assessment that we dentists are all work and no play.

Some of us are quite the characters, actually.

Yeah, I'm glad to be reassured of that.

Really.

Well, well, well. The prodigal daughter returns.

Kyle, how's my baby brother doing?

You know, acting slightly less like a baby each day. Hmm, debatable.

Kyle, have you met Arthur?

No, haven't had the pleasure. I was previously disposed upstairs with some

It is nice to meet you, Kyle.

Well, that's quite the handshake you've got there. All of Fitzgerald's have a

heck of a grip. You have to take it on once you're part of the family.

You and Callie are getting married, right? Kyle.

So what do you do, Kyle?

I own and operate a fun park. So batting cages, go -karts, that sort of thing.

Well, that does sound fun.

Well, I think that is enough fun for everybody.

And I think that dinner is almost ready. Yes, sir.

Follow me.

Okay, here we go.

Looks amazing, Dad.

Remember the first time you made Kelly?

Oh, gosh, yeah.

Well, it was not representative of the great chef you are today. That's all I

can say. I hope not. I mean, it looks more like a football than a ham.

Yeah, but you know what? It was time that you and I spent together cooking.

That's always been my favorite.

Such a softie.

That was what inspired me to start my own catering business.

And what year was that, Dan?

Well, I... Well, you know what? I'm going to check the photo albums. No, no.

albums. Not at the table. Thank you very much. Sit, or we will be here all

night. Okay, fine.

Fine.

Now, for our guest.

Oh, not too much for me, thanks. I'm not a big eater.

Okay, there you go. How's that? Well, I am.

So, pile it on, Dad.

I certainly will.

I admire that, Callie. And if you don't mind me saying, you have incredible

incisors. You know, chewing does take its toll on them over time, though.

Kyle, have you ever thought about adult braces?

You know, Arthur, I haven't.

Well, you should come by the office sometime. We'd love to check you out.

And... Kelly, if you came by, I would love to do a cleaning.

Okay. Nice.

Yes. Tell me, Arthur, what are the benefits, in your humble opinion, of an

electric toothbrush versus, say, a non -electric toothbrush?

Oh, I am so glad you asked that. It's a fascinating subject, actually. The

electric toothbrush was actually designed by Philippe Woug in Switzerland

1927. He was an influencer, if you would.

Which one of those is for me?

Very funny. I'm just trying to help, you know.

I wish you'd give him a chance.

He's a nice young man with a solid career.

Like your internist? Remember?

The one whose love of ferrets turned out to be a full -blown obsession?

I'm just looking after your happiness.

I just don't want you to dismiss someone outright.

I don't do that.

I just...

I don't think I need a man to be happy.

I'm really focusing my energy on the catering business right now.

Your business is fine, honey.

That's right. It's fine.

But I want it to be amazing.

Fine businesses don't stay open for very long, especially in this industry where

starting off strong is so essential.

We've barely been open a year. The time right now, it's crucial that we're doing

well. Don't stay cooped up in the kitchen.

You have to have balance.

Mom, my time is very much needed in the kitchen right now. I don't know that I

have time for a boyfriend.

Oh, Ann, don't pressure her.

I think maybe you're right, Callie.

I don't think Arthur's right for you either.

Thank you, Dad.

No, he's just too dull.

I don't want to push a guy like that on you.

No, what I think you really need is a guy like Frankie.

Our new hire at the hardware store. Yes.

I mean, he's good with numbers. He's as strong as an ox.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh.

Oof.

Okay, so Arthur is currently explaining to CJ all about veneers. Oh.

I can do it, Amanda. No, no sweat. I got it.

You know, Ryan's been telling me all about these new interns at his practice,

and apparently they're really nice guys. You two know? Hey, I'm just putting it

out there.

Maybe we should tell you now.

Tell me what?

Well, we're not going to let our baby girl's 35th birthday come and go without

party. So we're going to throw you one.

Oh, guys, no. I said I didn't need a big to -do.

No, it's already done. We've handled everything.

The decoration, the music, and the food. And you don't have to do anything.

And we're going to have it right here out back.

It's going to be a party for the ages.

35 to be exact.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but we're hoping that you bring a date.

Oh, it is your party after all. You have to bring a date.

Okay, that's my cue to go.

It has been a very successful family dinner, but I am slammed with work.

And I need to wake up early tomorrow.

Mom,

Dad, love you both. Love you too, sweetie.

I'll walk her out.

Safe drive home. Love you.

Oh, did they go get dessert?

I don't really eat anything too sugary or crunchy, except celery. I really like

celery. It's all right.

Oh, good.

No, it's not that I'm not trying. It's just that it hasn't happened yet.

Plus, I like being single. Yeah, I know. I do too, sis. I hear ya.

It always seems like you have a different girlfriend.

No, no, no, no.

Our philosophies on love are a little different, you know?

You're like the hitter in baseball that plants her feet in the batter's box and

waits and waits for that exact right pitch before she goes for it. Me?

I like taking all kinds of swings at love.

Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but you know why it doesn't

There's always going to be another pitcher.

There's always going to be another chance, so why not keep swinging?

You know what I'm saying.

Yeah, I'm just enjoying my time off the field.

Right now.

Want to just grab a seat at the bar?

No, I'm meeting some friends, actually.

I thought it was just us. I should get home.

You're already here. Just come in and say hi.

Oh, I have to get up early tomorrow.

What are you, a farmer?

Just come in, say hello, then you can go.

Well... Callie, take a swing!

Okay. Okay.

Hello, my friends. I have arrived, and with me I bring precious cargo.

My eternally youthful older sister, Callie.

Make her feel welcome, be kind, and don't give her any indication we'll be

talking about her after she's gone.

You may say hello now.

Hello. Hi. Hi.

Two more, please.

Hello.

Well, I'm guessing you deal with that a lot.

Oh, yes. He is the master of being too much.

Yes, one of the few things he's truly the master of, unfortunately.

Hey, I'm stuck with him. You choose to hang out with him.

Thank you.

That's right, actually.

You want to know why I hang out with him the most? It's just because I feel

really good about my life choice. It's simply my comparison.

Smart.

I'm Will, by the way.

Callie.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

And which of these young women that my brother has wedged himself between is

with you?

Oh, uh, neither. No, they're both teachers at the same school that I work

So you're a teacher too?

Yes, I am. Well, amateur novelist first, English teacher second.

Amateur in the sense that I've never actually finished the novel.

What's holding you back?

That's a good question.

Honestly, I think I'm afraid of what people see it.

You know, get out on the field, take a swing, that kind of thing.

Baseball. Love you, too. Love baseball. Yeah, I played it in college. That's

where I met Kyle.

No way.

Yeah. You know, I was a pretty big deal ball player myself back in high school.

Really? Yeah. No.

Yeah. Tell him, Kyle.

Tell him what now?

That I was a baseball star back in high school.

In this area, I fully acknowledge that Kelly was and still is a true talent.

I'm just good with the metaphors now.

Thank you.

Very impressive.

Hey, I was just telling my friends here about our family's Sunday tradition.

Ah, the dinners.

No, I'm talking about us getting together once a week for our parents to

set up Cali. But that's the thing.

I don't need to find the one right now.

I like being single.

Same here.

I couldn't agree more. I mean, what's with everyone's fixation about always

trying to set people up, right?

I mean, not everyone wants to be in a couple.

Yeah. Why can't I be happy on my own? I mean, I'll get to it when I get to it.

Exactly. And I don't even know if marriage is in my future. Maybe it is,

it isn't. I'm not sure.

Sam, I mean, a wedding ceremony is always more for the other people than it

the people actually getting married.

Yeah, precisely.

Well, I'm not sure Mom and Dad are going to be quite as excited as Will is to

hear about your plans.

Well, it's my life.

Not theirs.

Her life.

I look forward to you explaining that to them.

I don't think they're going to give up that easy.

Well, you have an ally in me, if you need one.

Thank you, Will.

Welcome. So what's your plan for your birthday party, then?

It's your birthday?

Well, a toast is in order. Oh, please, don't toast to my birthday yet. It's

still two weeks away.

Okay, new toast.

To the single life.

To the single life.

The single life.

Cheers.

Macarons are looking perfect.

Are they Delaney perfect?

Yes, my dear.

Is there a way we got bloggers? Are you serious?

Delaney Hendricks is only the biggest lifestyle blogger in the country. And

lives right here in Virginia.

And she's agreed to have us cater her events that she might recommend us to

followers. Do you not realize what that could do for us?

Of course I do. How's it look like for me? I don't think that you do.

It's fine, I think.

It's great.

Everything Delaney touches turns to gold. Her pics are practically Oprah's

favorite things and Reese Witherspoon's book club combined. Getting a shout -out

from her is just the boost we've been waiting for. It'll finally give us the

credibility we need to get to that next level.

People already love our catering. In this town, maybe, but what about across

state? Or getting into a national food magazine? I mean, that's what I want.

Hello? Oh, hi, honey.

Did you get home safe and sound last night?

Of course, Mom.

Okay, good.

Now listen, I need you to send me your guest list for the party as soon as you

can. I'll handle everything, but I just want to make sure all your friends are

there. I will, Mom, as soon as I get the work done I need to do for this

engagement party.

Oh, an engagement party?

No.

I can hardly wait until I get to throw one of those myself.

Okay, Mom, really, I... Oh, and you should... really think about inviting

to the birthday party he was so sad that you had to leave so quickly last night

i'll think about it thank you mom gotta run love you i love you too bye hon she

can't argue with your mother you know she's gonna do what she's gonna do so

might as well not fight it and enjoy it i want to make her happy but you just

won't give me any space he's enthusiastic oh that's one word for it

Hello? Oh, hey, Cali Valley.

Hi, Dad. You know, Mom just called.

Yeah, I can see her out in the garden.

You know, I was just thinking, maybe it's time you met Frankie.

Who? Frankie, my new hire at the hardware store.

He's doing a tough mudder this weekend, but after that he's available.

That's what he said.

I'll have to get back to you.

Okay. Well, love you, honey.

Love you too, Dad.

Mr. Clay fell.

Hey, who are you bringing to the party? You want me to ask Ryan if any of his

patient's parents are single dads?

You

want

to take a break?

That's the second dish I've dropped in two days.

I'm not usually this clumsy.

You just need to de -stress.

Want to smack a few more on the house, Corey?

Hit me.

So, uh, parental units wouldn't give in, huh? Oh, they are persistent.

I mean...

I love Mom and Dad, but it is so old -fashioned of them to think a woman in

mid -30s isn't whole because she's single.

I mean, I've dated plenty of guys before. It's just, you know, they

supportive enough of my career.

David. Or they were too clingy. Steve.

Or they weren't the right match. Adam, Brady, Fred?

Phil? Phil!

Who could forget Phil?

Why don't you just...

Go to your birthday party alone like you wanted. Oh, then I'll never hear the

end of it. I need to keep Mom and Dad at bay.

But you don't want to take a date, so what are you going to do? I don't know.

It's almost like I need to bring a fake date to the party.

Someone who will pretend to be my boyfriend just to keep Mom and Dad off

back. Someone who also doesn't want to date.

Someone...

Someone like Will.

And your school's right over there?

Yeah, and I was on detention duty today.

Thank you.

So I just walked right over afterwards.

Any troublemakers?

Nothing I haven't done myself.

I was surprised to get your text. What's up?

Well, you know I have a birthday coming up.

Yeah, I recall.

And my parents are throwing me this big party. The only hitch is that they are

insistent that I bring a date.

Now I could go alone, like I want, but I'll never hear the end of it.

So, I've devised a great plan.

I will bring my boyfriend to the party. A great guy who's nice and perfect and

charming in every possible way.

Right, your boyfriend.

You.

Me? You.

I'm your boyfriend.

You will pose.

As my boyfriend.

It's perfect.

We both want to be single, so we won't be hurting anyone's feelings.

We'll just be playing the part to help other people with their feelings.

You're serious about this? I am.

Now, this is a job, so I will compensate you accordingly. I will pay you in

dinners and food from my shop. And if you agree to these terms, you will pose

a few small public ways as my devoted boyfriend, all culminating in the

party.

My parents might even recognize you from Kyle's baseball game.

Don't worry, Kyle will go along with it.

Okay, and what about after the party? I'll make up something about how it

work out.

And they'll know that I tried, and they'll hopefully leave me alone for a

Until my 40th.

Okay.

Question?

Shoot. Can I have a fake name?

No. How about an accent?

What? No. Just the way you want.

Will, no.

How about a fake job, like a shark tamer or a bounty hunter?

Will, you're you.

Right, I'm me.

Okay.

All right, so I'm me and you're you.

Why do you feel like you need to go through such great lengths in this?

Well, my family may pressure me and stress me out, but...

I love them so much, even more than I let on, even to them sometimes.

And I want to be happy, but I want them to be happy too. So if I can do this one

small, admittedly out there gesture just to make them happy, then I'm going to

do it.

One final question.

Do you make chicken parmesan?

The best chicken parmesan you've ever had.

Amen.

To being single.

Together. Together.

So, he's into it too, and we're all set.

Wow, this is really happening, huh?

And don't breathe a word of this to Mom and Dad, Kyle. Promise me. Hey, my lips

are sealed. You know I love a good scheme.

So what happens next?

Well, we're going to hang out a few times, learn some facts about each

You know, just to make sure it's all believable for the party.

We're hanging out today, actually.

Right, and it's not a date.

No, that's the best part.

We both want the same thing, so there's no question about is it or isn't it.

It's all out there in the open.

Well, you really found a way to beat the system, huh?

Do I hear a tinge of jealousy in your voice?

All right.

I'm going this way. Call me later.

Okay. Bye, baby bro.

Hi. Hey.

Okay, new rule. No gifts.

We're not in a real relationship, so I don't want you to feel obligated to

me gifts if we hang out.

Oh, these aren't for you.

You're a chef, right? So really, I just wanted your professional opinion on...

You know, which one I should eat first?

Well, as an expert in the field, you can't go wrong with chocolate. Okay. But

technically, anything cream -filled is best.

Oh, I just ordered six. I have no idea which ones are cream -filled. Okay. I

teach you a top -secret trick that all chefs know, and it fasts down from

generation to generation.

Okay. Try them all.

I like that.

Mm -hmm.

I'm going to learn a lot from you. You are. How much of an expert in food are

you, really?

On a scale of one to ten? Yeah. I would say nine.

With a one -point margin of error.

Impressive. You want to try one?

If I must.

You must.

I must.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. It's not cream -filled. What about you?

No, nothing. No cream.

But it's delicious.

I'll try another one.

So what's your novel about?

I should probably have a quicker response to that, huh?

Well, you know what? It's about a guy, you know, roughly my age. Similar

backstory.

Based on a true story, perhaps?

Yes and no.

It's actually about my relationship with my mom.

Oh. Is your dad a character, too?

Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. I lost him when I was very young.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

No, it's all right. So it's a little bit about that.

And then my mom's, you know, she's the best friend you could ever ask for. So

it's a happy story.

Oh, that's great. Yeah.

I think so. I just wish I could find the motivation to finish it.

Why can't you?

I don't know.

Maybe because it's based on my life, and I don't know how that story ends yet.

Well, can't the writer make up the ending?

I mean, isn't that, like, the whole point?

Yeah, you'd think so, right?

Well, I've never read any of your writing, but I think you should keep at

The ending will come to you.

Thank you.

I won't give up yet.

Oh, this way. I want to show you something.

Listen, I know this is a pretend date, but I was kind of hoping we'd end up

here. It's my favorite place.

Wow.

It's beautiful.

Oh, and I do have snacks, just in case you want any.

Wow.

This is a great pretend date.

Well... I'm doing my best, right, to try and play the role of perfect boyfriend.

You're doing all right.

Thank you.

All right, here we go.

All right, have a seat.

Thank you.

You know, it's hard to imagine that you're not settled down already.

Not that you need to be, obviously.

Just that...

You know, you know your way around a date, and, like, maybe you like it.

Can I?

Yeah.

The most important thing in the world to me right now is that I can just be the

best boyfriend I can be for you.

All I care about is you and your chicken parm.

Come on, that was a good fake, right?

I'd say.

Very convincing.

Okay, good.

Good.

Grapes?

Thank you again for doing this.

You're exactly the person I need in this situation.

It's so nice to find someone who's on the same page about the whole single

thing. I know, right?

Does, um, your mom pressure you the way my parents do to find someone?

Oh, absolutely.

She kind of lived vicariously through me, in that sense.

Pretty much a hobby for her.

Hey, did you know that seahorse is made for life?

Seahorses? Yeah.

That was out of left field. I know.

The paper that I graded today, a student of mine wrote about it, and apparently

seahorse is made for life, which is rare for fish, I guess.

And they find this one mate, and then they monogamously float through life,

happily ever after.

Wow.

That is so sweet. I love seahorses.

They're really smart, but they just don't see eye to eye with us.

They're fools, right?

Right. What dopes. Yeah.

So I guess I'll tell my parents that we're dating soon.

Full steam ahead.

Yeah, tomorrow's our traditional Sunday night dinner. It's silly, but we've been

doing it forever.

I love silly and tradition.

It's a great combo.

Well, I was wondering if you wanted to join.

You know, meet the parents and everything before the big party.

Yeah, that'd be great for keeping up appearances.

I'd love to meet your parents, but I have a date.

Oh. Yeah. Oh, great. Okay. Well, yeah, I mean, you do you, cowboy.

Oh, what about after? I could come by for dessert.

Yes, we love dessert.

I'll see you then.

Great. Great.

I hope it's okay to ask this.

Could I get that chicken parm, like, soonish?

Of course.

It's part of our deal.

One chicken parm, coming right up.

Yeah, I mean, no rush, right? I'm just, I'm actually really excited.

Ah, you got it.

You will not be disappointed, I promise.

All right.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Tomorrow.

Hello, Mom. Mother.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Perfect.

And I don't know who Mom bought it.

Looking good.

Oh, my gosh. Can we move that classroom?

Yep. Thanks.

I think she's with Callie.

We all go through stressful times that can be tough to manage.

Let's take a deep breath in.

And Kelly, are you done yet?

Sorry, Steve, she'll be out in a second.

But I really have to go.

Okay, coming, sweetie.

What language are you even talking to?

Well, that was Frankie on the phone.

Looks like he won't be coming for dinner tonight after all. Oh.

Apparently he pulled a muscle training for the Tough Mudder thing, and so he's

going to have an ice bath instead.

Oh. Well, can he come to the party?

You know, that's a great idea. We'll invite him to the birthday party.

So, speaking of which, Callie, I know this great guy. He works at the

He's one of those, um, oh, one of those performers for sick kids.

No. That's all right, Amanda.

Are you sure?

He is a real whiz with his little animal balloons. It's so cute.

That won't be necessary.

I have a date.

When were you going to tell us this? I'm telling you now.

We are dating.

Callie, you've been holding out on us. I wanted to wait to make sure it was

real. Great. How did you meet?

Through me, actually.

Really? When were you going to say something?

Well, I like being the soul keeper of a secret sometimes.

Yeah.

Kyle. He's an old college friend of Kyle's.

We met at a bar recently.

There's not much else to tell.

Well, then make something up.

Details on each detail. His name is Will.

He's a great guy.

And he is a high school English teacher.

Oh, a teacher. Well, that's an honorable profession, isn't it? A teacher? Yeah.

And he used to play baseball.

Oh. Like you.

And like me. We played together, actually.

Oh. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, you did participate, Angel. But, I mean, Callie, she really

in her day. No offense.

I will take great offense to that, Mother. Thank you.

Anyways,

he's really added something special to my life.

And I guess I'm all set for the party.

Oh.

How tall is he?

Oh, that kind of thing doesn't matter. Dad, how tall is he?

I don't know, 511?

Well, I guess this calls for a toast.

To my little girl and her new boyfriend.

Cheers. I can't wait to meet him.

I was thinking he could come over for dessert.

If you want. Of course. Fine by me. Oh, yes. No, we won't.

Oh, what fun.

This is good, Mom.

And she's asleep.

Oh, good.

Thank you, honey.

Hey, do you want me to scoop some ice cream for Will?

I'm not sure what flavor he might want.

You don't know his favorite flavor.

Oh, well, I mean, he always says he has so many favorites, so he can't choose.

Let's scoop him some Rocky Road.

Rocky Road, huh? That's my new favorite.

Here he is.

Everyone,

this is him. This is Will.

Hi. Well, I've really been looking forward to meeting everyone.

You must be Mr.

Fitzgerald. Not to you, I'm not. You can call me John.

Well, pleasure to meet you. You know, I think I've watched you play a few games.

Got a good arm, are you? Boy, good leg, too. Well, two good legs, actually, and

two good arms, come to think of it.

Well done.

Dad.

Yes. All right. Nice to see you.

Will, it is just so good to finally meet you. We have been waiting for this

moment for so long.

No, I mean, well, we have been waiting for someone like you to come along.

No. I guess... Oh, it's just so good to meet you.

It's good to meet you. Okay, Mom.

Okay. Let me go. Hi.

Hi. I'm Amanda, the older, overprotective sister.

Oh, nice to meet you, Amanda. Hi. So, any criminal record of any sort?

A criminal record? Yeah.

I'm just joking, though.

Or am I?

I don't know. Sorry for my wife's line of questioning. We really don't bite.

I'm Ryan.

Ryan. Yeah.

Okay. Okay.

How was that?

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Oh,

yeah. You're going to have to get used to that.

Okay. Now, what should I do now?

Put your arm around my shoulder.

Okay. Is that romantic?

That's an order. Oh, yeah. Yes, ma 'am.

Not Del Dente.

Good morning.

There she is.

How's the pasta coming? I was thinking about how Delaney posted that she likes

some pasta, but when the noodles stick together, it bothers her. Do you think

should prep some the night before, you know, just to be safe?

That's fine.

How was Kelly? How did last night go?

It went so great.

Will was in perfect form. He charmed the pants off the Fitzgerald.

That's amazing.

Yeah, he was so warm with everyone. So kind, funny, sweet.

He even had me fooled a few times that we were a real couple. Oh.

Not like that. He just, he was such a good actor. So convincing.

Wow. Well, that's a good one. A fake good one, but a good one.

Let's see how this is going.

Not al dente.

Do you think what I'm doing is wrong?

What do you mean?

Fooling my family as a dishonest.

It's all for their benefit, right?

It's making them happy.

Yeah. Plus, I need them off my back so we can focus on impressing Delaney.

Are you having second thoughts?

No. I mean, I'm not worried about getting hurt myself. I just don't want

else to.

You're worrying too much about how everyone feels all the time.

You can't control that. I know. I know.

Things have got to be done if I know.

Who's ready to hit those batting cages?

All done, babe.

So is that a yes?

Oh, we're too busy.

But thank you for the entertainment, Kyle.

Always happy to be made a fool of for you.

A cute fool, too. Mia!

Oh, come on. He is cute.

And you know I've always thought that.

Oh, I know.

He's truly a fool if he doesn't know that.

So?

So what?

How'd last night go? What happened?

Oh, I don't know. You were there.

What do you think?

I thought you were funny, charming, sweet, and completely unrecognizable.

Hey, your family was great, by the way.

Oh, and Callie? Oh, man.

She just played it so well.

I mean, she got all the little things, right? Just the way she'd hold my hand,

grab my arm, just kind of perfect girlfriend stuff, right?

She even had me convinced a few times that we were a real couple.

Very interesting, William. Tell me more.

It's not like that, okay?

She was convincing, kind of like you, how you're trying to convince me you

how to play ball right now. Hey, took a noodle to the face earlier today. I've

been through trauma, but it's not going to stop me from doing this.

Okay, babe.

Ready with more seedlings?

Let me know if you need me to slow down.

Oh.

I think that you're going to be tiring out before I do, my love.

This tradition is my favorite in the world.

Promise me we'll still always do this. Every year, even when we're both old

ladies. Trying to stop me.

You should get Will to come and help us garden.

I'm going to bring that up at your party.

I don't know if it's really his thing.

Okay, well...

I know that you have not been thrilled with us about being on you, about

somebody, but it's coming from a place of love.

And now it's exciting because you have someone.

Yeah, I know.

Thank you. It's just, it hasn't been as easy for me to find someone that I like

and connected with. I mean, we're all not like you and Dad.

You know, I didn't always have the idea of marrying your father.

Really? I had no idea.

Oh, yeah, no. It's not like we jumped into something immediately or everything

was easy.

No, it took time.

Yeah. I mean, I liked your father immediately, but I didn't know if I

marry him right away or at all.

So there was a time where you thought you might not ever get married?

I didn't know.

No, I was really focused on grad school when I met your father, and I told him

that right away.

I said that was my priority. I wanted to finish school.

And if he wanted to wait and we still wanted to get married after that, we

give it a try.

Huh.

It's all about trusting yourself.

Listening to that little voice inside speak to you.

You have that, right?

Yeah. It sounds a lot like you.

Well, yes, that can happen.

But as you get older, hopefully it starts to sound less like me and more

you.

Okay, wait.

What happened when you told Dad you wanted to wait?

He said, I'll wait.

Just like that? Just like that.

And the fact that I knew he meant it and that he didn't hesitate for one moment,

I knew we'd have a chance to make it.

Wow. And we waited, and I was right.

Okay, so if I meet someone, it could just take a little patience. If you meet

someone, you already have met someone.

Yeah, of course.

What I meant to say was since I've met someone, it could just take a little

to click.

Yeah, of course it will.

You just have to listen to the voice.

I'm just so glad that you're happy.

And I always say, don't be afraid of love.

Oh, my goodness.

Wait.

Will? Charlie, hi.

Hey, do you always scream bloody murder at all your customers when they walk in?

No one comes in this late. The shop's been closed for hours. I thought you

a burglar.

Yeah, yeah. I'm here to steal all your flour and eggs.

Well, you never know.

What are you doing here?

Oh, it's 8. I thought I was supposed to stop by, pick up the dinner.

Right. I think I meant that I would deliver it to you at 8.

My bad. I totally misread the text. I thought you meant I was supposed to come

pick it up.

Well, there it is.

There it is.

This is the third dish I've dropped in, like, a week. I'm not usually such a

class.

Well, it looks delicious.

Yeah, it was.

Oh, man.

It's going to take me an hour to make another.

I'm really sorry.

Oh, don't even quit.

Honestly, I just ate before I came, so I was just going to eat this up for

tomorrow. Oh.

Good. I can feel slightly less guilty about starving you then tonight.

So, this is where all the magic happens, huh?

Yeah. I know it doesn't look like much, but it's my little slice of paradise.

No, it's great. I love it. I can see why you'd be so happy here.

Yeah, I'm definitely my happiest when I'm cooking, for sure.

Would you teach me?

Teach you? Yeah, like teach me how you cook. I mean, I'm already here. I

destroyed one of your creations. You might as well.

Let me help you make something else.

Sure.

I can do that.

Okay. Let me see.

What's like your favorite thing to make? My favorite thing to make? I mean, it

changes all the time. I can't pick just one.

Oh, I can teach you the first thing my dad ever taught me to make.

A food play.

I'm in.

Okay, I gotta warn you.

I'm a complete novice when it comes to the kitchen.

I got you.

The perfect souffle is very difficult to make.

I think my dad wanted to start me off with something hard, so everything else

was easy by comparison.

It took me a lot of time to get it just right.

You have to make a strong base that's not too thick to encourage it to rise.

The base uses egg yolk.

We'll save the whites for the sauce.

And then you want to let it rise for just the right amount of time so it

fall in the oven.

That's the biggest problem with soufflés.

They always seem to fall in the oven.

The play is only ready at one exact time.

And you want to jump on that opportunity or else it will... It

will pass you by.

Here.

Why don't you try one?

You think I'm ready to take the training wheels off already?

There's only one way to find out. Grab an apron.

Okay.

You ready for this?

Start cracking.

Yay.

I might have cracked that a little too much.

Please.

Master, sit down.

I'm used to working with children.

Okay.

That's a good backhanded compliment.

I think you should take the compliment. No matter what side of the hand it comes

from, the back is just nice and front, don't you think?

Oh, when you present it like that, it's very nice.

Okay, be honest.

Of all the kids you've worked with, how much better than me are they?

Honestly? Honestly.

They were less messy.

I knew it.

But you cried a little less.

Oh, that's good. That's good.

Oh no, the oven!

I think it fell.

Well, I don't know that I was made to be a chef.

Maybe it's not your calling.

It's not.

But hey, thank you for the lesson, regardless.

Of course.

I figured I owed you.

You know, after the chicken parmesan ended up on the floor and not in your

stomach. Well, I appreciate your commitment to fairness.

Oh, I'm all about fairness.

Really? On a scale of one to ten? Eleven.

Okay. Well, I had fun.

Thanks again for the night.

Good night, Will.

Yeah. Good night.

Are you wielding pasta, or is it safe to enter?

You're safe for now.

I bet if you need a stolen holster.

Good.

Is Will meeting Callie here by chance?

Not that I know of.

In fact, she's not even here yet.

She left me quite the mess, though.

Huh. Must have got my times mixed up. Supposed to drop off my keys to

closing up the rec center for me tonight.

And where will you be going?

Well, I happen to find myself in the position of going on a little date.

Another date? Uh -huh. What do you mean, another date? Well, nothing.

Just seems you're always going on a new date.

Well, what can I say? I like going on dates.

It's just that the women I go out with tend to only like going on one date with

me.

Difference of taste, I guess. Maybe they have a more refined palate, these

ladies. So what does that make me?

What do you think you are?

Apple pie, maybe? You know, something classic. I mean, who doesn't like apple

pie? I like apple pie.

But sometimes I want something more refined and focused, like creme brulee.

And I'm not creme brulee?

You could be.

Just a little more time in the oven.

You've lost me with your metaphors. I'm just going to assume you're insulting me

and leave it at that.

Can I leave these with you?

Sure thing.

Thanks, Mia.

I date with Kyle Fitzgerald.

I'd love to know what that's like.

Believe me, it's not for the faint of heart.

See ya.

Completely oblivious.

call for his number and called him he said he'd be delighted he said those

words i'd be delighted oh i don't know sweetie he's very polite okay well

yeah i guess um i can make it good it settled then so excited to see you and

will again hey mom will and i were actually um we're just yes love

We're just going to have to meet you there separately.

We'll be coming straight from school and, yeah,

we'll meet you there.

That'll be just fine, sweetie. Love you.

Love you too, Mom.

Perfect.

How many times have we walked down this path?

A few.

39 than I can think of.

I'm counting. Let's keep counting.

I know. I know.

Hey.

Hey. Sorry, I'm all over the place. I thought I was an English teacher, but

today it was nothing but drama.

It's a lot of issues at school.

Same. I'm in a bit of a hectic road myself.

Let's just make this quick.

Thank you for doing this, by the way, above and beyond your job description.

No big deal. I mean, when your mom called, she was so sweet about it. I

couldn't resist.

But I do need to get back to work, so can't stay long?

Same. We'll just make an appearance.

Okay.

Oh, hi.

Hey. Hi.

Hi, Dad.

Hi, honey.

Thank you. Good to see you.

Look at you. Hi. Hi, Mom.

Nice to see you. Nice to see you.

I'm good. Oh, this never gets old. You say that every year. Well, 39 years and

counting. Wow, that's a long time.

Yes, it is. But it seems like, you know, yesterday.

You know what? I've never actually been to this place before.

Never? No.

You're not from here?

Well, I grew up on the West Coast, Oregon. I spent a lot of time with my

there. She would be all over this tradition stuff.

He's good with his mom, too.

See that bell right there?

So part of the tradition is after you put a lock on the gate, you ring the

And when me and Amanda were kids, we would just try and get up there and ring

ourselves. I used to lift them up on my shoulders so they could actually reach

it. I know I'm not a kid anymore, but I'd still like to get up there. What do

you say, Dad?

Well, I would say, no, not right now. Your dad's back. Can't take that.

Plus, this is a boyfriend's job now.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, of course. Yeah, come on.

Yeah, let's go.

Here we go.

Here we go, yeah. Here we go.

All right, you ready? Three, two, one.

Okay,

here we go.

All right.

Well, I can reach it now.

All right.

And now you have to finish the tradition.

Oh, Mom.

Oh, no, don't, oh, Mommy. You're the one that rang the bell.

This is the same kind as your father and I used.

Oh, let me get a picture for the photo album.

Dad. Hang on, hang on.

All right.

I guess we're doing this. Here we go.

Just connect it to there.

Let's see some face. We need a smile. There we go.

Good shot. Thank you.

Well, let's get one of all of us.

Well, who's going to... Oh, excuse me.

Hi. Would you mind taking a picture of us?

Thank you.

Okay. John, come in here by Callie. You two.

Yeah, in the middle. Nice and close.

And you can take a bunch. 15 or 20 will do.

You two get in nice and tight.

Okay, good. And now the two of you look into each other's eyes.

And let the woman get back to her life. Okay.

Okay. Thank you so much. I'm sure there's a keeper in here.

Okay. Oh, wait.

Now, I want one where Will and Callie kiss.

Oh, I don't think we need... She's not going to take no for an answer.

Come on, you two.

Pucker up.

Let's get the show on the road.

This is pushy, Ben.

That was perfect.

Oh, do you want to see?

Sure.

Take a look.

Look at you, too.

That's a great shot. I like it. I know. I do, too.

Hey, do my morning workout and gainer a spice order?

I really think we should pick up early for Delaney's event.

Oh, hello, Callie. And how are you today?

I'm sorry, I'm just in work mode.

It's all right.

How'd it go yesterday?

How's Will? Are you guys fake holding hands yet?

We kissed.

Kiss? Like, kiss kiss?

Real kiss?

I think so.

What do you mean, think so? I mean, it wasn't supposed to be a real kiss. We

were set up for a picture.

I mean, I didn't want to do it for his sake either, but he had no choice.

So we did, and it happened, and then I felt something change during it.

Did he feel it too? I don't know.

This is becoming so much.

Do you think you're actually developing feelings for him?

It's not that easy.

Of course I like him, but it's complicated.

Well, of course it's complicated.

I could have told you that. Then why didn't you?

Have you talked a little about your feelings?

No, of course not.

Are you crazy? This is very delicate. I am building a very fragile house of

guard here. And if one thing upsets the balance, the whole thing will collapse.

But the party is so soon. I know.

Don't remind me.

Ugh, I'm dreading it.

Oh, I was supposed to drop by the house. Go ahead.

I got everything in neutral here.

I'm going to pick up the dishes. I'll be right back.

Well, I think we should...

Maybe not.

Golly, that you?

Oh, Dad, I didn't know anyone was home.

No, no, it's just me. I'm holding down the fort.

I'm just dropping off some plates for Mom.

She needs them for the party.

Wasn't that great? Well, sweet.

Helping out with your own party.

Well, she asked, and I managed to fit it in for this crazy day.

You got to take it easy sometime, kid.

Yeah, I guess so.

Everything all right?

That obvious, huh?

Only to me, you're good at hiding things.

Well, it's just...

The event for Delaney is tomorrow, and then there's the big birthday party, and

I love you guys. I just wish it wasn't all such a big deal.

Hey, the big deal is you. The party is just our way of showing it. I know. I

just, I want everything to go the way it's supposed to go for me and Mia with

Delaney and you guys and the party.

There's no supposed to in life. You can't plan these things.

I mean, if you only did what you were supposed to, you wouldn't be the

amazing chef that you are.

I mean, what was the...

The thing you were best at making when you were young.

That's easy.

Souffle. I always tell that story.

That was the first thing I taught you to make.

The best was an egg.

Really? Yep. Simple egg in a frying pan.

And you know why?

Because you made it your own.

You were so adventurous.

And every time it turned out great.

That was so fun.

I had completely forgotten all about that.

You even tried all my weird combinations.

Not weird.

They were, uh, adventurous.

Thanks, Dad.

I never think you have to do things one way your whole life.

Whether it's your career life or your love life.

Don't be afraid of it.

Don't be afraid of love.

Nothing.

Just something I heard. You know that little voice inside your head that tells

you what to do?

I do.

Mind your mother's.

I hear you on that.

Yeah. Help me anyways.

Dad, sit back down.

Relax. Okay.

Why? I am going to make you an egg.

Oh, great. Thank you.

Well, excuse me, miss.

Oh, my goodness.

Well, I'm sorry. Everyone I visit today that I think will be gone is not gone,

after all. Why do you keep visiting people if you know they're not there?

I, uh... I brought you your chicken parm. Take two.

Oh, wow, that looks really good. You didn't have to bring that. Yes, I did.

first one did not count, and it was part of our deal.

Okay.

You read my novel?

No. I mean, I saw that it probably was your novel, but no, I didn't see

anything, really. It's okay.

It's fine, really. There's not much there to begin with. But hey, I will say

that you've inspired me to get back in it.

I have?

Mm -hmm.

Hey, me and I are catering this event tomorrow. It's for the lifestyle

Her name is Delaney. Delaney?

You know Delaney?

Yeah. No, look, I might not be a master head chef or anything, but I know

Delaney, and her restaurant recommendations, they'd never

All right, well, we have this event booked, and it's sort of like an

for her to promote us, and it'll be small, so if you'd want to come... Is

family going to be there?

No, it would just be me.

It's, of course, not a part of your boyfriend duties, but I just thought it

would be fun if you wanted to.

Okay, yeah, no, let me check my schedule. I'll get back to you.

Sure, yeah, no, right, of course.

Hey, also, about the last time, you know, when we... Right, yeah.

With the... Mm -hmm.

Yeah, exactly.

I am sorry. I had no idea that that would happen. Yeah, no, right.

I mean, don't even mention it.

I mean, you did good, so thanks.

No problem. No big deal.

But, you know, it was awkward.

Uncomfortable.

Well, I... Won't happen again.

Right. Of course not.

So what stage of the relationship should I act like you and Callie are in at the

birthday party? Is it like fake first weekend getaway together, or you just

a key made for your place for her? I mean, where are we at? Hey, not funny,

right? I mean, I was just kidding. You guys are just pretending, right?

You just can't all be fun and games all the time like you, okay?

Okay, I'm sorry.

I didn't realize you felt so strongly about it.

Hey, Callie's a great person.

All right, I'm just realizing that this hasn't been that easy.

You like her for real, don't you?

You do!

I don't know.

Look, I don't know.

Okay, I know this. It'll be a bummer to walk away from her when this is all

over.

It's been a lot of fun hanging out with her.

Well, I mean, why don't you just ask her out when it's all over?

For real, I mean.

I can't.

That's not what she wants. She made it pretty clear.

I mean, anything that I'm feeling, I gotta be really strong and just not let

out.

So that would defeat the purpose of everything she wants to do, and I don't

to ruin this for her.

Yeah.

You're right, that's a tough situation.

Yeah, I gotta pump the brakes a bit.

Maybe just get back out on the dating thing, and I'll take my mind off it.

Well, just know, I've got your back.

If you ever want to talk it through, I'm here. Thanks, man. Appreciate that.

Yeah, everything's been delivered to the venue. I'm just heading home to change.

Oh, wait, I'm getting a text. I'll see you there.

Hey, Callie. I'm not going to make it, so sorry.

Thank you guys for being here.

Delaney, it is you.

I'm Callie Fitzgerald. It is truly an honor.

To meet you.

I'm sorry, I'm a bit nervous.

It is a delight, Callie. This is so wonderful.

I'm so excited to have you catering for me.

Oh, I'm the excited one. You already have quite the reputation.

My friends have already told me about you.

You've been on their radar.

Oh, wow. That is so nice to hear.

And where's your partner?

Mia. She's just running a last -minute errand. She should be here any minute.

You know what? I'm going to give her a call.

Okay.

Hey, Mia. It's Callie. Just wondering where you are.

Uh, Delaney's here, and she even asked where you are.

We are all set up at Pagliotti's, and I just need you.

Okay, also, I can't stop thinking about that kiss with Will and how super weird

it was, and he said something like he was sorry about it, and then he texted

that he's not coming tonight, and I know I'm about to turn 35, so I feel like an

actual teenage girl right now, and I hope you get here soon.

And I love you. Okay, thank you. Bye.

Hey. Oh, God.

Sorry I'm late.

I'll come up with my other side project.

You all right?

I'm just glad you're here now. I left you the world's longest voicemail. I

be losing it. I should have called.

No, it's okay. I promise.

Let's do this thing. I got a good feeling.

Oh, um, you can go ahead and delete that voicemail.

I'm a little surprised you asked me out tonight, Will.

I'm surprised you said yes.

So, what are you going to get?

Huh, I thought maybe we could split something.

You want to get some chicken parm?

No chicken parm.

So, uh, you read anything good lately? I mean, I've actually started to reread

some great fiction classics.

Yes! I read a great collection of essays recently on how we're living in the

sixth mass extinction.

Real eye -opening stuff.

Yeah, that, um, sounds really uplifting.

Good work today, partner.

Right back at ya, partner.

Even when it comes to it, it's nice to know I'm doing it with you.

I wouldn't want it any other way.

See you tomorrow at the party?

Yeah, he'll be there.

Don't suppose there's any way out of it.

Nope, that train has left the station.

You know, you could too.

Something's really radical.

What? Try and enjoy yourself.

Well, this was quite an evening, ladies.

Very unique indeed.

We'll chat.

Is that good? I have no idea.

Well, so I'm not the only one who comes here late.

What are you doing here?

Well, I guess now I'm the one who shows up at a place not expecting anyone to be

there.

Hey, I'm really sorry I didn't come to your event tonight.

All good.

I've never seen you here after hours before.

Yeah. Kind of a new thing for me, I guess.

Ever since Kyle gave me the keys that I could close up, come in whenever I want.

He's a good guy that way.

You mind if I hit a couple?

I mean, I guess not.

I just... I wasn't really expecting to see you tonight. You know, I thought you

had other plans.

I mean, I can go if you want some space.

No, go ahead.

So...

Got the big party tomorrow.

Guess we pulled it off, huh?

Yeah.

You know, I've been thinking about the party and this whole charade.

It's really becoming a lot more stress than it's worth.

What do you mean?

You know, I thought playing pretend would make my life easier, but it

Now I have to deal with all the emotions that have come with that.

What kind of emotions?

You know.

Just the usual stress, anxiety, disappointment.

Yeah, no, I get that.

Hasn't been easy in my life either, you know?

Putting up this facade in front of your family all the time.

Just all this lying and pretending.

I'm sorry.

I thought you agreed to all of this.

I mean, it's not your family and it's not your party.

Yeah, but it's still me.

And it's still all these emotions that I...

Quite frankly, I just didn't expect.

What emotions?

Like you said, right?

Fear, worry, anxiety.

Right? I'm not used to bending the truth. I'll tell you that.

Oh, really?

Yeah. What were you doing tonight, then?

What? I saw you on your date, Will.

I was at that restaurant, too. That's where my event was that you skipped out

on. It was just dinner.

And to be honest, I did it to protect your feelings.

Protect my feelings? Okay, not that.

That's bending the truth.

Okay, well, I guess you really don't know me then, Kelly.

No, I don't.

I don't know you at all because we're not actually dating.

And you know what?

We never actually would.

Okay, I get it.

All right.

I'm just going to go. She can have her space and... No, I'm sorry.

I... What is it, Kelly?

I... I'll see you at the party tomorrow.

We'll see this thing through and then that'll be that.

We'll go our separate ways. It's planned.

Right.

Okay.

See you then.

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Okay, let's hear it. Let's hear it.

Okay.

You think it's perfect?

Let's try.

Right? A little.

Right? Yeah.

Okay.

That's it. That's perfect.

People rely on you for things.

Expectations are high.

Okay. Got it.

Hi.

Come on, let's go.

Oh,

happy birthday, Angel.

Oh, you were always my favorite.

Of course I do. But isn't it nice to hear it today?

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Callie, Pally, look at you.

Oh, my goodness, you just polish up so nice.

Hey, you remember what we got you for your sweet 16th birthday?

I don't think so. Well, you know, you were into mixed CDs, so we all got you

mixed CDs of your favorite music.

Wow, I had completely forgotten.

Well, I haven't.

Happy birthday, Callie.

And don't worry, that is not your only present. I love it. Thank you, Dad.

Oh, you know what? We still have a lot of stuff to set up, so we're going to

skedaddle. But come on inside. Your guests are here, and people are already

back. Okay, great. I'm going to put this in my car. I'll be right there.

Okay.

Great party, Mom.

Dad,

come dance.

No, I'm a flailer. I'll hit people.

It's true.

You go dance.

Hey, have you seen Will? I don't think he's here yet.

Oh, no, of course he is. I was with him inside. I thought you saw him.

No, we haven't had a chance to connect.

Oh, well, you will now.

What do you mean?

Well, I have scheduled a song for the two of you to dance together. Just the

of you.

All right, everyone. This next song is exclusively for the birthday girl and

boyfriend. So, nobody else dances. Father's orders.

Hey there.

Hi.

Happy birthday.

Thanks.

You having a good time?

Not really.

Yeah, me neither.

Will, I'm really sorry about the other night.

No, don't even mention it, really.

We both said things that we didn't mean.

I mean, I know I did.

Yeah, me too. I mean, we got ourselves into a stressful situation here. I

have anticipated that.

I never should have put you in this position.

Hey, I agree to it.

I take full responsibility.

You want to... Never mind.

What?

Okay, I... Okay, if we met under, you know...

Like somewhere else, and I wasn't like the birthday boyfriend, you know? Yeah.

I would ask you out.

Really?

Under different circumstances.

I would ask.

But you said you didn't want this, right? And I said the same thing.

Initially, and... Yeah.

I mean, that is what we've all said.

All right, let's have a big hand for Callie and Will, huh?

Yeah.

I'm going to take a walk.

I just like to make an announcement. For those of you who don't know me, I am

the embarrassing father of the birthday girl.

I'm not going to take up too much of your time. I'd just like to say how

am of my little baby girl, who's not a...

little baby girl anymore.

I just can't be more pleased with the beautiful woman that she's become.

You know, they say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and

that's true, then Will is the luckiest man in the world.

But in all seriousness, I just like, I am so thrilled that Callie and Will have

found each other in the real world and made a real connection.

No set -ups, no charades, just...

Just two true, honest people who fell in love.

Anyway, I'm going to quit while I'm ahead. So let's all raise a glass to

Callie Pally.

Happy birthday, honey.

Happy birthday, Callie.

Now, why don't you come on up and say a few words? No. No, no, no, no. Come on.

Speech! This is your night.

Here you go.

Thanks, Dad.

Thank you, everybody, for being here. This really means a lot.

I am not one for big parties, so needless to say, this really stressed me

But seriously, I'm so grateful.

I have the best family in the world.

They are always there for me.

They are here for me, there for me, literally everywhere for me.

That's it. Yeah.

I love them for that.

And Will, too.

He's always there for me.

Yeah, he's such a great guy that I... That I,

uh... I'm sorry, I can't do this.

I just... Will is not actually my boyfriend.

What? Will?

I made an arrangement for him to pretend to be my boyfriend, so I would have a

date for this party, so my family would get off my back, and so I could focus on

work. I was so tired of everyone pressuring me to have a boyfriend,

even though I know they just wanted me to be happy, so I tried to give them

they want to make them happy.

It was an act.

I'm sorry, I never should have lied to you guys.

But Mom, Dad, you guys were right.

It is so nice to have someone special in your life.

Yeah. To care for you, who's there for you,

laugh with you, all of it.

Even if it was just protect.

Will's not out here right now, but I just wanted to tell him I'm sorry.

He is the perfect guy for someone, if he ever wants that.

And I hope that someday he may want that.

Because getting to play Will's girlfriend made me realize the one thing

want is to be Will's girlfriend.

Great speech.

Really went over well.

Not funny.

How do you feel?

Relieved.

Sad, but relieved.

Yeah, me too.

I'm sorry, sis.

Hey, you and Nia.

When were you going to tell me about that?

Yeah. You know, that sort of just happened recently.

Seriously, I'm thrilled.

I'm glad you're finally seeing what was right in front of you.

No, I've always been into her. I just wish she'd given me a sign or something.

You would have needed a clobber over the head to see it.

Yeah, maybe.

You know, she's the first woman I've dated that I could actually see myself

hanging up the bat for.

Wow.

Big step, baby bro.

Although you did almost make her miss the event with Delaney.

Didn't appreciate that very much.

What? What are you talking about?

You. Her side project.

Oh, no. Yeah.

Mia had a side project, but she wasn't referring to me.

What was it then?

You haven't seen it?

Come on.

Who's she in this play?

Not bad, huh?

Happy birthday, Callie.

Mia, this is so sweet.

I needed a pick -me -up after giving that speech.

I can't believe you did all of this. Of course I did.

You're my best friend.

So this was the side project.

Yeah, I don't want to tell you obviously.

What did you think I meant? I don't know. I thought maybe you meant you and

Kyle. You guys kept that a secret from me.

Glad that finally happened.

I would never put a Kyle as a side project.

I would fix her up.

I'm right here.

Until now.

You are the best friend anyone could ever ask for.

Aw, you too.

Thank you. Of course.

Honey.

We're here to apologize.

We're sorry for pressuring you.

We had no idea. We're so overbearing. We just want your happiness.

Thank you.

I am so sorry about the whole Will thing.

I wish I came clean earlier.

We love you so much, Callie.

And we'll never be overbearing again.

Well, at least not tonight.

Hello?

Callie Dare, it's Delaney.

Listen, I don't want to disturb you, but I had to call to tell you, and I hope

you won't be disappointed.

Everything happened so last minute, I had to rewrite my entire post, and it's

going up tomorrow.

I know that's not very much warning, so I apologize.

I hope you're not terribly thrown.

Um... Oh, right, silly me.

Long Table Catering is my number one pick for Delaney's Delights this month.

Congratulations. What is it? We're going on the homepage of Delaney's site for

her number one pick.

Thank you, thank you, thank you so much.

You're welcome.

early next week. Also, I have a connection with a national food magazine

could be very interesting for you.

Amazing. Thank you, Delaney.

We did it!

What's going on?

We're Delaney's number one pick.

Congratulations!

That is amazing.

How wonderful.

Hey.

Wow. Well, you sure made us look like fools, didn't you?

Leaving the whole Will thing?

We needed the wake -up call.

I just haven't dated in such a long time. I forgot what it felt like to have

people asking all the time.

That was unfair of us.

Thank you, Amanda.

Now I just need to talk to Will.

Have you seen him?

I have, actually.

He, um... He just left.

Really? He left?

I'm sorry, Cal.

Fine. It's probably for the best.

Really?

Hey, you.

Doing okay?

Just dandy.

We're about to do the cake in a bit.

I'll be there in a minute.

Yeah. You're gonna be busy for a little bit.

Hi.

Hey.

That was a nice speech.

You heard it?

Yeah, I was in the back.

I thought you left.

I did.

I had to go to the car and get your present.

Hey, do you remember our first date?

Of course.

Yeah, well, I was kind of kicking myself later because, you know, there was all

that talk about, like, seahorses, right? And how they made for life, and I

thought they were fools because of that.

Yeah, why?

Because that was the first day that I realized that I want to be with you

forever.

I was a fool.

I'm in love with you, Kelly.

I'm with yours.

Beth.

One for you, one for me.

I'm not really saying anything. It's kind of a dumb gift, I know.

I'm looking for the right words to say, and I think they're just,

I love you too, Will.

Yeah? On a scale from one to ten.

Okay. Eleven.

Hey everyone, it's cake time!

Cake.

Flowers. Thank you.

They're beautiful.

You're beautiful.

I mean, birthday cake is coming soon.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

By the way, I know how the story ends.

Yeah? Your novel?

No. My story.

Happy birthday to you.

No. No winner. It already came true.

Oh, God, I can't do you now. I need you somehow.

Oh, my goodness.

That's real to me.

I need you right now.

Make it okay.