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[crowd cheering]
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[Phone buzzes]
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Hello?
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Ryan's Voice on Phone: Hey, buddy.
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-What you up to?
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Hey, are you sure you guys can't
come out for Christmas?
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-No, I don't think
we can make the money work.
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[Sighs]
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What if we could swing it for you?
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[Sighs]
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-Can't ask you guys to do that.
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Sandy already bought the tickets,
Didn't she?
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Yeah. You should check your email.
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You know, I've been working on
Lucas's dinosaur thing.
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I don't know.
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It's got me thinking about the year
we met him.
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I just want everybody around
for Christmas this year.
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-Yeah, [Chuckles]
That was a fucking year.
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[Smiles]
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Hey, it was a good one for me.
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-Yeah
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Not so great for me.
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-Everybody makes mistakes.
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All right.
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I'll talk to you later bro.
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♫ You've been holding out for weeks ♫
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♫ Don't you say something when
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♫ it don't mean nothing don't you say.
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♫ Don't you say something
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♫ when it don't mean nothing don't you say...
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♫ Breaking in the faces...
Cut down to the bone.
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♫ Can we leave it till the morning...
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♫ I fall apart on own
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♫ Faking all the braces...
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♫ Cracking in the acetone
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♫ Can we leave it till the morning...
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♫ I fall apart on my own
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♫ You know,
I hate to see your heart break
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♫ And you fraying at the seams
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♫ Cuz you held it out for me.
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♫ Cuz you held it out for me.
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♫ Touch down like a hurricane,
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♫ Throwing all your petty dreams.
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♫ Cause you held it out for me.
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♫ Why'd you held it out for me
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♫ Don't you say something when it
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♫ Don't mean nothing.
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♫ Don't you say.
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♫ Don't you say something
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♫ when it don't meaning nothing
don't you say...
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♫ Breaking in the faces...
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♫ Cut down to the bone.
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♫ Can we leave it till the morning...
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♫ I fall apart on my own
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♫ Faking all the braces...
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♫ Cracking the acetone
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♫ Can we leave it till the morning...
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♫ I fall apart on my own
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♫ I fall apart on my own...
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Go grab me a case of beer and
some eggnog.
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All right.
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[Bell rings]
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Well, hey there, beautiful.
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Is your name, Jingle bell?
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No.
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No?
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Because you look like you're
ready to jingle all the way.
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[Laughter]
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Oh, really stud?
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Oh, absolutely, babe.
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Oh, sorry.
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first day on those new legs hot shot.
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Yeah, I, um...
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I wasn't really paying attention.
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It's Okay.
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Trying to meet cute shit my girl,
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Fucking loser?
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Shutup,Ryan
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Don't mind him.
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He's an ass.
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Yeah. Shut up, Ryan.
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Shut up, Spencer
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Guys, are we fucking doing this or what?
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Let's go make that money
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Make that money. You need way
more than money.
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That girl's
out of your fucking league.
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Wasn't that the pot
calling the kettle black?
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I could do better.
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Oh but you love me.
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Who's this kid?
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I'm Lucas.
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You don't have to raise your hand.
It ain't school.
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Right, umm...
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I'm visiting my dad for Christmas.
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I'm just spending the holidays with him.
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This is Ryan, Josh,
Spencer, and I'm Becca.
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-That's no candy cane in my pocket
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Ha hah
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Pretty sure I saw an after school special
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about people like him.
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How many times
have your dad seen
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Chris Hansen?
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My mom told me to give him a
chance.
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Good luck with that.
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What are you doing now?
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We're going to go caroling
if you want to come later.
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I love caroling.
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I mean, me and my mom always go,
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but...
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It would be good to have at least
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one to sell it.
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Well, talk to your dad.
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We'll be outside.
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Let me be your stocking stuffer.
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Oh...
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Aren't you a cutie?
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Is this your dad?
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Lucky boy.
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Yeah, that's me.
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Lucky.
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Dad, can I go hang out
with those kids?
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They're going caro...
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They're not going
caroling at all, I swear.
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You know what?
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Maybe you should stay out for a while.
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We're going to celebrate
Christmas a little bit
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early.
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You know, "Deck the halls",
am I right?
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I, I thought you said we
weren't decorating this year.
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Oh, honey.
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You're not the brightest
bulb on the
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Christmas tree, are ya?
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That guy's dad is a
real weirdo.
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I have a candy cane in my pants.
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There's no way he'd
get with that girl.
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I can come.
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My dad's going to go
decorate the house
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with that girl.
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Wait, wait.
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What did your dad
actually say?
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He said he was going to
go deck the halls.
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Yeah, you're not getting
the context.
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[Laughter]
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Did you use me as your goddamn
accessory again?
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Relax mate.
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[Inaudible chatter]
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Come on, let's get a move on.
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Shit.
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We're having a moment.
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Did he steal that candy bar?
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Yep.
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♫ Thumpity, thump, thump, thumpity, thump, thump.
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♫ Look at Frosty go.
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♫ Thumpity, thump, thump, thumpity, thump, thump.
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♫ Over the hills of snow.
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[Clears throat]
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Thank you for listening today, sir.
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We're here collecting
donations for orphans.
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A lot of these children
are sick
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No hopes, No parents.
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Bullshit!
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Bullshit,
get the hell out of here!
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Bunch of rotten little beggars,
get lost!
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[Laughs]
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Really?
-Yeah.
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I didn't even notice that you jumped over.
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Yeah
-It was a good, good jump.
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That was a good leap,
I saw that.
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Thank you.
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[Chatter]
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Let's see what we got.
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Break you off some.
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Thank you.
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Well, I got one more for you.
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But I'm saving it up for
headshots.
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Going to be the
next Corey Feldman.
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All right, guys,
I gotta get ready.
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Later, Spence.
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Later, Lucas.
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Later, guys.
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Bye.
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[Laughter]
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[Sighs]
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Hey, Ryan, you coming?
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This shit's heavy.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You know, it's just...
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It's weird.
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You say that every time you...
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have to see her.
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What the fuck did you just say,
Spencer?
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Let's go!
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[Playful music]
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Hey, fuckers!
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Hi!
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They're here!
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-Welcome back.
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Hey!
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What did you bring me?
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Hey, hey.
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[Laughter]
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What did you bring me,
please?
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Jesus, you little mooch.
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This is a classic.
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Uncle Spence.
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The book uncle.
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What?
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Hey, hey.
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Books are a smart gift.
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Thank you, Uncle Spencer.
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Oh...
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Thank you so much!
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You're welcome.
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-Oh my God!
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Hi.
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-Hi,
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How are you?
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Good, how was the flight?
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It was okay.
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Thank you.
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[Chatter]
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You're welcome.
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[Chatter]
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You're the fucking worst.
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I know.
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Okay, what are we doing now?
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What is this?
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Oh!
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How's it going?
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Sandy, Hi,
-Hi.
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What is this?
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Uhh...
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It's good seeing you.
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Well, hey, so good to see you guys.
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Yeah, definitely.
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And next time,
less destructive toys.
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Oh, come on.
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It's going to just escalate.
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I know.
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So, uh, y'all want to go
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grab a drink?
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No, I'm exhausted.
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You guys wore the
kids out, so,
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Sandy's probably going
to wear me out.
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[Smiles]
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I'm game.
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Stacy's with, uh,
friends,
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Sweet.
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All right.
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Well, I'll see you guys
later then.
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You guys have fun.
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Yeah.
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Have fun, you two.
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Always the same.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Is it that bad?
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Yeah, she can't see
her like that.
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That's why we're here.
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Thanks.
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How'd you get this?
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Don't worry about it.
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Let's say I'll be the
new Feldman
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next year.
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Thank you.
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[Instrumental Music]
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Well, you two got
plans tonight.
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You're going to have a
fucking Christmas.
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No, you guys have fun.
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Lucas is helping with my
One Tree Hill script.
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That isn't weird
at all now, is it?
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Sandy sends her love,
but she's not
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feeling well today, so.
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I got to work anyway,
so see
277
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,041
you guys later.
278
00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,291
Stacy, what do you think?
279
00:11:10,708 --> 00:11:11,666
Want to go see a fight?
280
00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:12,375
Of course.
281
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:13,666
Is that even a question?
282
00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,833
I cannot believe
Stacy's a senior this year.
283
00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:22,750
I mean, that's nuts.
284
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:24,083
I know.
285
00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:25,833
She's already got
early acceptance.
286
00:11:26,625 --> 00:11:27,416
I'm really proud of her.
287
00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:28,500
I mean, you should be.
288
00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:29,125
That's awesome.
289
00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:30,375
So how are you?
290
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,125
Just working.
291
00:11:33,875 --> 00:11:34,541
Bills to pay.
292
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:35,083
You know.
293
00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:36,500
Umm,
294
00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:38,083
Maybe I'll go back to school.
295
00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:39,000
I don't know.
296
00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:39,666
You should.
297
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:40,458
You're fucking brilliant.
298
00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:42,708
Another one guys?
299
00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:44,000
Yeah.
300
00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,541
One more won't kill me.
301
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,416
Umm, then could we
close the tab?
302
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,916
So, how's everything
with you?
303
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:51,833
Can't complain.
304
00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:53,375
I mean, I've got a few gigs
305
00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:54,500
coming up I'm pretty
excited about.
306
00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:56,166
I'm sure it will be great.
307
00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:58,041
No one is as dramatic
as you are.
308
00:11:58,458 --> 00:11:59,083
I know, right?
309
00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:00,250
[Laughs]
310
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:02,125
No, I got it.
311
00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:02,583
I got it.
312
00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:03,041
I got it.
313
00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:05,541
I got it.
314
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,458
Hey, saw you in that
crime drama.
315
00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:11,000
Really made the
one line count.
316
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,000
I'm just a little worried.
317
00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:14,291
There was more in there,
but they
318
00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:15,333
didn't get to put it in all
319
00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:15,875
the way, I guess.
320
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:16,333
I don't know.
321
00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:17,791
But, you know,
I'm proud of it.
322
00:12:18,541 --> 00:12:19,458
Do you have another card?
323
00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:20,333
This one didn't work.
324
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:21,041
Oh.
325
00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:22,333
No, yeah.
326
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:23,041
Of course.
327
00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:24,250
Thanks, man.
328
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:24,458
Sorry.
329
00:12:24,541 --> 00:12:26,250
You know, checking,
savings, you know, that's
330
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:26,916
probably didn't transfer right.
331
00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:27,458
I get it, man.
332
00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:28,000
I have no money.
333
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:29,375
Sucks.
334
00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:33,666
By the way,
I'm sorry I didn't
335
00:12:33,666 --> 00:12:34,833
make it to your
mom's funeral.
336
00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:36,500
We just couldn't
make it work.
337
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:37,666
It's fine.
338
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,500
We hadn't seen
her in a couple
339
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:40,041
years anyway.
340
00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:41,458
Yeah.
341
00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:43,333
Still sucks, though.
342
00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:45,291
It always did.
343
00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,458
I know, I just...
344
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,208
It didn't go
through either, man.
345
00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:51,125
Just try them all.
346
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:51,958
Just try them all.
347
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:52,500
Try them all.
348
00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:55,166
I can get it.
349
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:55,833
No, no, no.
350
00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:56,208
It's fine.
351
00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:57,000
I got it.
352
00:12:57,875 --> 00:12:58,875
I think I got it.
353
00:13:01,416 --> 00:13:02,458
It's been really nice.
354
00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:03,708
No, it has been.
355
00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:05,375
And this is amazing to see you
356
00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:05,583
again.
357
00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:08,208
It's been really awesome to...
358
00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:10,791
Sorry, It didn't work.
359
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,833
You're fucking killing me, man.
360
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:13,916
I'm so sorry.
-I...
361
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:14,583
Got it.
362
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:15,208
I don't know what to do.
363
00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:17,250
[Sighs]
364
00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:18,083
Here you go.
365
00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:18,875
Sorry.
366
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:21,541
We gotta get going anyway.
367
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:23,083
Alright.
368
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:26,375
[Instrumental Music]
369
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:34,791
So, what's up with
you kind of
370
00:13:34,791 --> 00:13:36,000
acting like an asshole lately?
371
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:37,333
I know.
372
00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:39,375
Sorry, it's just...
373
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,583
Spencer's going to L.A.
374
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,541
For film school.
375
00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:46,000
And I wanna go with him
and act.
376
00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:48,291
Becca, I love you.
377
00:13:48,666 --> 00:13:49,708
I want you to come with us.
378
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:51,916
Ryan.
379
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,416
I can't do that even if I
380
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:54,958
wanted to.
381
00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:57,541
I can't move across
the country like
382
00:13:57,541 --> 00:13:58,458
some starving artist.
383
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:00,958
You'll figure it out.
384
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,208
You don't owe your
mom anything.
385
00:14:02,791 --> 00:14:04,291
This isn't about her.
386
00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:05,708
You know that.
387
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,833
This isn't fair to ask me.
388
00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:10,208
Look.
389
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:12,958
I don't abandon people.
390
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:15,958
Hey, that isn't fair.
391
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:17,666
I asked you to
come with me.
392
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,083
There's nothing for me here.
393
00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:20,833
Oh, yeah.
394
00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,083
Nothing here for you.
395
00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:23,375
I guess we aren't
enough for
396
00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:24,208
the great Ryan.
397
00:14:24,375 --> 00:14:25,666
That's not how I meant it,
Becca!
398
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:28,791
Sorry.
399
00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:30,666
This isn't how I
thought things would go.
400
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:33,000
I know.
401
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:34,208
You didn't think.
402
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,125
But maybe we should take a
403
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:39,541
break while you
figure out what
404
00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:39,958
you want.
405
00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:40,416
No.
406
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:41,666
Becca, come on.
407
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:44,625
Maybe loving each other
isn't enough.
408
00:14:44,916 --> 00:14:46,125
Becca, please.
409
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:48,750
Becca, I'll stay.
410
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:50,958
I'll stay.
411
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,791
It won't be your excuse, Ryan.
412
00:14:53,416 --> 00:14:54,458
You figure out you.
413
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,458
Hey, roomie.
414
00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:57,083
Can I...
415
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:57,583
Come on.
416
00:14:57,875 --> 00:14:58,583
Give me a hug.
417
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:00,833
Shut up, Spencer!
418
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:04,500
Spencer.
419
00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:06,833
You gotta read the room
better.
420
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:14,333
It is colder than Jack Frost's
421
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:15,291
nutsack out here.
422
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,041
It is not that fucking cold.
423
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:17,666
It's cold.
424
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,833
You dramatic idiot.
425
00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:19,791
Hey.
426
00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:20,375
Hey.
427
00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:22,750
Look.
428
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,041
I just want to say tonight...
429
00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:25,833
Your laugh,
430
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,166
And your smile.
431
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,041
I just feel like I'm 16
again.
432
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:30,500
Ryan.
433
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:31,291
What?
434
00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,000
We both know where this goes.
435
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:35,625
What if it didn't?
436
00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:40,333
Christ.
437
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,166
Look.
438
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:45,500
Nothing's changed.
439
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:46,083
Okay?
440
00:15:46,791 --> 00:15:47,291
I'm here.
441
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:48,583
You're there.
442
00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:50,291
There's a lot of history between
443
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:50,791
those places.
444
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:57,625
I gotta go.
445
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:58,000
No.
446
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,041
You are the only
person that's
447
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,125
ever made me feel like this.
448
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:00,708
Okay?
449
00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:06,833
You two
450
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:07,291
Are cute.
451
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:08,583
Oh, Jesus!
452
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:08,916
H. Fuck!
453
00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:09,541
Oh, go.
454
00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:09,958
Go.
455
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:13,666
Oops.
456
00:16:13,875 --> 00:16:14,375
My bad.
457
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:26,041
You know...
458
00:16:26,541 --> 00:16:27,791
Maybe we should...
459
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:31,083
Find a way to organize...
460
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,333
All of whatever this is.
461
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,125
Maybe we can use, like...
462
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,541
A calendar or...
463
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:39,583
A spreadsheet or something.
464
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:40,375
I don't know.
465
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:41,916
I have the system.
466
00:16:42,541 --> 00:16:43,583
How's that working for ya?
467
00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:46,125
[Chuckles]
468
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,125
I gotta pick up more jobs.
469
00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:55,666
You guys...
470
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,750
Are coming to my
tryout tomorrow.
471
00:16:59,208 --> 00:16:59,541
Right?
472
00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:00,666
Of course, sweetie.
473
00:17:00,958 --> 00:17:01,666
I, uh...
474
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:02,750
I think I have to work.
475
00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:04,041
Oh.
476
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:06,375
That's...
477
00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:08,250
Fine, I guess.
478
00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:10,958
I'm sorry.
479
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:13,333
Oh, my God.
480
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:14,750
Why are you kicking me?
481
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:18,791
Oh, my God.
482
00:17:18,791 --> 00:17:20,375
Your father is so dense.
483
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:22,708
And your mother is abusive.
484
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,791
[sarcastic sound]
485
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,458
Umm, Yes, sweetie.
486
00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:28,583
We will both be there for
487
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:29,125
you tomorrow.
488
00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:29,625
Okay?
489
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,083
You gotta remember
what's important.
490
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:40,500
Okay?
491
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,333
I'm going to work on Lucas'
492
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:47,708
stupid-ass dinosaur.
493
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:49,541
-I'm getting you a planner.
494
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:50,916
Oh, my God.
495
00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:51,958
I have a system.
496
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,083
[Sighs]
497
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:02,375
♫ Joy to the world.
498
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:04,916
[Air pump sound]
499
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,083
Are you singing
a Christmas song,
500
00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:07,500
Joshua?
501
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:08,750
No.
502
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:11,458
[Sound intensifies]
503
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:17,333
Clever girl.
504
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,500
I apologized.
505
00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:24,250
You were right.
506
00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:26,333
Oh, I know.
507
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,625
Hey, you're kind of hot when
508
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:31,541
you admit you're wrong.
509
00:18:33,541 --> 00:18:34,500
In that case...
510
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,333
I am very...
511
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:37,458
Very,
512
00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:38,291
Very...
513
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,166
Sorry.
514
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:43,958
You know...
515
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,833
I really like you.
516
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:47,375
But...
517
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,333
With all my shit...
518
00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:51,750
Maybe this isn't a good idea.
519
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,625
I couldn't care less about that.
520
00:18:58,291 --> 00:18:59,375
I think I love you.
521
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:04,875
Am I still weird?
522
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:05,708
Yeah.
523
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,250
But sweet.
524
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:14,041
[Upbeat music]
525
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:21,583
All right, Sandy, let's go.
526
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:23,166
Time to get up on the
roof.
527
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:23,791
Mm-mm.
528
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:24,708
Get to work.
529
00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:26,375
I like it better when you're
on my crutch.
530
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:27,958
[Laughter]
531
00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:30,875
Our little miracle.
532
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,041
Oh, hey, Darlene,
can you be
533
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:33,625
careful with that?
534
00:19:33,916 --> 00:19:35,750
Lucas, I got your Jesus.
535
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:36,833
Come on, Darlene.
536
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:37,250
No, wait.
537
00:19:37,541 --> 00:19:38,458
Come on, Darlene.
538
00:19:40,666 --> 00:19:42,833
I love our blasphemous
little girl.
539
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:43,708
I do, too.
540
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,958
[Music fade away]
541
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:06,666
You okay, sweetie?
542
00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:07,666
I don't know if I can
543
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:08,208
do this.
544
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,208
I'm the only girl.
545
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:12,958
And I'm so tired of all
546
00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:13,458
this shit.
547
00:20:13,791 --> 00:20:15,375
Darlene, listen to me.
548
00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:17,916
There is nothing you can't do.
549
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:19,125
And don't let any of those
550
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,458
assholes tell you otherwise.
551
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:26,500
Now...
552
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:28,083
Go fuck him up.
553
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:33,708
[Applause]
554
00:20:34,916 --> 00:20:35,625
Come on Darlene
555
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,000
What's some girl
doing out there?
556
00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:38,500
Eww,
557
00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:40,541
That girl's going to
kick his ass.
558
00:20:40,916 --> 00:20:43,375
Okay, Shut the fuck
up Andersen Cooper.
559
00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:47,166
[Cheers]
560
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:49,750
-Crowd: Let's go.
561
00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:53,750
Get up, get up
562
00:20:55,833 --> 00:21:00,041
[Cheering]
563
00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:01,375
Kill them.
564
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:02,875
I like her.
565
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:12,375
[Whistle]
566
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,750
[Applause]
567
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:18,541
[Laughter]
568
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,375
[Chatter]
569
00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:23,916
[Honk]
570
00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:25,583
Hey, get the hell
out of the way.
571
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:26,625
Fuck you.
572
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,208
We were having
a moment here.
573
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:29,666
What trash?
574
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,958
Hey, you sanctimonious bitch.
575
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:36,666
You apologize right now,
576
00:21:36,666 --> 00:21:38,000
or I rip you out of
this fucking car.
577
00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:39,166
Sorry.
578
00:21:39,416 --> 00:21:39,875
God.
579
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,083
Now fuck off.
580
00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:46,541
Cheers to Darlene.
581
00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:48,541
To Darlene, champion wrestler.
582
00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:49,625
All right.
583
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:51,833
Okay, bone crusher.
584
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:53,958
Walk me through
it, step by step.
585
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:56,083
If I want to crush someone's
586
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,541
bones, what am I doing?
587
00:21:58,208 --> 00:22:00,625
You're hitting them
really hard.
588
00:22:02,416 --> 00:22:03,666
Sorry for blowing up in there.
589
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:05,166
Yeah, we kind of lost it.
590
00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:06,250
That was really unlike me.
591
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:06,458
That was really unlike me.
592
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000
You went crazy.
593
00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:09,750
He pulled an illegal
move on you.
594
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:10,333
It was so illegal.
595
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:11,583
Yeah, it was a little over
596
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:11,833
the top.
597
00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:12,583
I've never seen you like that
Lucas.
598
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:12,916
It was very appropriate.
599
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,625
Maybe, yeah, I'm not like that.
600
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:15,916
I've never seen you like that.
601
00:22:15,916 --> 00:22:17,375
So who was that lady?
602
00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:18,875
That lady was crazy.
603
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,375
The one we kept passing the
flask to?
604
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,833
No, she was beautiful.
605
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:23,708
Well, she was beautiful.
606
00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:24,166
[Laughter]
607
00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:25,416
Where did she come from?
608
00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:27,875
She's an angel, it's fine.
609
00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:31,458
[Calm music]
610
00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:44,541
Wait, what did the doctor say?
611
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:46,791
Months?
612
00:22:47,416 --> 00:22:48,000
Weeks?
613
00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:50,875
I don't know.
614
00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:52,833
It's new for sure.
615
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:54,625
She's gonna be okay.
616
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:56,458
She always is.
617
00:22:57,875 --> 00:22:58,291
No.
618
00:22:59,875 --> 00:23:00,916
Not this time.
619
00:23:02,791 --> 00:23:04,041
What are you gonna tell the
girls?
620
00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:06,500
I don't know.
621
00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:06,916
Hey.
622
00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:09,541
Mom's got a couple days left
623
00:23:09,541 --> 00:23:09,916
to live.
624
00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:12,541
Josh.
625
00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:14,291
I don't know what to do.
626
00:23:16,458 --> 00:23:17,458
It should be me.
627
00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:20,083
Do you want me to stay
628
00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:20,750
with the kids tonight?
629
00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:24,166
Okay.
630
00:23:24,208 --> 00:23:25,166
I don't wanna leave her alone.
631
00:23:25,583 --> 00:23:26,333
I love you both.
632
00:23:26,916 --> 00:23:27,541
And I got them.
633
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:29,125
Love you too.
634
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,875
I think you dropped these.
635
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:37,416
Thanks.
636
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,166
I'm sorry.
637
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,166
Really.
638
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:46,666
I'm sorry.
639
00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:06,125
[Glass clattering]
640
00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:10,166
Munchkin
641
00:24:14,916 --> 00:24:15,791
Munchkin
642
00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:19,916
Munchkin
643
00:24:23,375 --> 00:24:23,916
Time out.
644
00:24:26,208 --> 00:24:26,916
[Sighs]
645
00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,125
Machete?
646
00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:37,833
Fuckin' Ryan.
647
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,291
I swear I had it up
648
00:24:40,291 --> 00:24:40,708
in my closet.
649
00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:43,291
You know there is no height
650
00:24:43,291 --> 00:24:44,416
that she can't reach, right?
651
00:24:45,541 --> 00:24:45,958
Valid.
652
00:24:46,583 --> 00:24:48,083
Hey, um,
653
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:49,375
On your way to
work tomorrow.
654
00:24:49,541 --> 00:24:50,291
Could you give me a ride?
655
00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:51,958
Yeah, no problem.
656
00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:53,916
Becca's coming over to hang out
657
00:24:53,916 --> 00:24:56,625
with mom and that one over
there.
658
00:24:57,875 --> 00:24:58,250
Huh...
659
00:24:59,333 --> 00:24:59,791
Cool.
660
00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:10,541
Hey there.
661
00:25:10,541 --> 00:25:10,833
Hey.
662
00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:12,250
I, uh,
663
00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:14,375
brought you something to
eat.
664
00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:19,583
I'm not hungry.
665
00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:25,458
Don't give me that look.
666
00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:27,958
Hey, hey, come.
667
00:25:28,416 --> 00:25:29,125
Lie down.
668
00:25:30,916 --> 00:25:32,625
You've been running
around all day.
669
00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:38,000
[Sighs]
670
00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:48,125
[Whimpering]
671
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,625
It just wasn't enough time.
672
00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:01,166
It's never gonna be
enough time for us.
673
00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:09,458
Do you, um,
674
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:12,750
do you ever regret it?
675
00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:16,375
Of course not.
676
00:26:18,583 --> 00:26:19,250
Umm,
677
00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:23,125
We have much longer than we
678
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:23,791
thought we would.
679
00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:27,916
It's going to be okay.
680
00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:34,041
How about you try this out?
681
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:35,250
See if you like it.
682
00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:35,958
Okay.
683
00:26:40,583 --> 00:26:43,166
Oh, this shit's gross.
684
00:26:43,208 --> 00:26:43,875
You don't like it?
685
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:44,916
No, it's gross.
686
00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:47,708
Well, my dad said it makes
687
00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:48,916
my mom bearable and if you
688
00:26:48,916 --> 00:26:49,791
don't wanna drink it, I will.
689
00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:50,875
No, no, no.
690
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:51,791
No, I'm cool.
691
00:26:51,916 --> 00:26:52,500
I'll finish it.
692
00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:53,250
That's what I thought.
693
00:26:53,833 --> 00:26:54,500
Jeez, man.
694
00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:03,000
How's Sandy?
695
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:07,500
She said she's doing better, but
696
00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:09,083
I don't know if I believe
her.
697
00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:11,875
Man, I wish I could just
698
00:27:11,875 --> 00:27:12,375
fix it.
699
00:27:14,916 --> 00:27:15,458
It's fucked up.
700
00:27:16,625 --> 00:27:17,208
Sorry, man.
701
00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:20,125
I don't think there's anything you
702
00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:20,875
could do to fix it.
703
00:27:22,791 --> 00:27:23,833
I think you could help.
704
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,166
I love her, Ry.
705
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:31,291
And I don't know what I'm
706
00:27:31,291 --> 00:27:31,958
gonna do without her.
707
00:27:35,416 --> 00:27:36,916
I wanna do everything for her.
708
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,125
I wanna have a house.
709
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:40,916
I wanna have kids.
710
00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:43,208
I wanna do all of it
711
00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:43,583
for her.
712
00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:47,083
Man, she doesn't deserve this.
713
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,083
So you're in love now like
714
00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:50,625
the little bitch?
715
00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:52,875
Like you don't love Becca?
716
00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:54,083
Of course I do.
717
00:27:54,833 --> 00:27:55,791
We both know for her, I'm
718
00:27:55,791 --> 00:27:56,333
a big bitch.
719
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:56,666
Yeah.
720
00:27:58,250 --> 00:27:58,958
I think it's always gonna be
721
00:27:58,958 --> 00:27:59,458
like that.
722
00:28:01,541 --> 00:28:02,583
Whatever happens,
723
00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:04,791
we'll always be here
for each other.
724
00:28:05,708 --> 00:28:06,791
That's how it's always been.
725
00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:08,750
Thanks, Ry.
726
00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:16,791
I knew you couldn't handle it.
727
00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:17,458
That shit's gross.
728
00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:18,000
Just take it.
729
00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:19,250
Watch how professional
does it.
730
00:28:19,291 --> 00:28:19,625
All right, go.
731
00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:20,083
Yeah.
732
00:28:26,916 --> 00:28:28,458
[Phone buzzes]
733
00:28:40,083 --> 00:28:41,458
Hmm...
734
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:55,416
Josh.
735
00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:56,583
Yeah.
736
00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:00,250
I don't think
I'm gonna make
737
00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:01,041
it out this time.
738
00:29:16,916 --> 00:29:18,708
My whole life, I knew that
739
00:29:18,708 --> 00:29:19,458
it was coming.
740
00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:24,208
But
741
00:29:26,833 --> 00:29:27,541
I,
742
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:34,333
Josh.
743
00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,208
I'm scared.
744
00:29:38,791 --> 00:29:40,291
I'm really scared.
745
00:29:40,291 --> 00:29:40,375
I'm scared.
746
00:29:40,958 --> 00:29:42,750
[Sobbing]
747
00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:47,208
We have to take
748
00:29:47,583 --> 00:29:48,750
We have to take
Darlene to work.
749
00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:50,916
I need you to be there
750
00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:51,625
for our girls.
751
00:29:58,416 --> 00:30:01,375
[Music]
752
00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:08,333
[Sighs]
753
00:30:11,458 --> 00:30:13,375
It's not going to be long.
Is it?
754
00:30:18,166 --> 00:30:21,375
They said soon,
but who knows?
755
00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:26,083
Can we do anything?
756
00:30:27,708 --> 00:30:28,583
Yeah, of course.
757
00:30:29,833 --> 00:30:32,208
Take care of her,
let her know that you love her.
758
00:30:37,791 --> 00:30:40,125
Hey, Dad, actually,
I called out of work.
759
00:30:40,875 --> 00:30:42,625
Can you take me to
my girlfriend Sarah's house?
760
00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:44,333
Yeah, sure.
761
00:30:46,125 --> 00:30:46,875
Girlfriend, huh?
762
00:30:47,458 --> 00:30:48,791
You guys still call each other that?
763
00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:50,833
No, Dad, of course not.
764
00:30:50,833 --> 00:30:51,875
No one speaks like that.
765
00:30:51,875 --> 00:30:52,458
I meant
766
00:30:54,666 --> 00:30:55,333
Girlfriend.
767
00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,500
Are we okay?
768
00:31:03,416 --> 00:31:03,916
Well,
769
00:31:04,916 --> 00:31:07,083
It's good and bad.
770
00:31:09,083 --> 00:31:10,291
The good news is
771
00:31:11,291 --> 00:31:12,541
I don't have to worry
about you getting pregnant.
772
00:31:13,833 --> 00:31:17,166
The bad news, I'm still
surrounded by women.
773
00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:21,916
What's she like?
774
00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:23,500
She's sweet.
775
00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:25,916
She's smart.
776
00:31:27,583 --> 00:31:29,708
She has this thing she does
when she smiles.
777
00:31:31,791 --> 00:31:32,250
Yeah,
778
00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:35,208
She's pretty great.
779
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,333
Sounds like she makes
you happy.
780
00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:42,916
That's all I care about.
781
00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:46,750
Well, and if she's rich.
782
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:51,250
Well, her and her family do go
on vacation and come back in tan.
783
00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:53,708
Tropical vacation, people.
784
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:54,833
[Laughs]
785
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:55,416
Nice.
786
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:57,208
Come here.
787
00:31:59,458 --> 00:32:00,416
I love you, kid.
788
00:32:00,791 --> 00:32:02,125
[Honks]
789
00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:04,708
Hey, fuck you, asshole!
790
00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:06,416
I'm having a moment
with my father!
791
00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:10,750
[Movie playing in the TV]
792
00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:15,541
[Laughs]
793
00:32:18,125 --> 00:32:18,708
Becca,
794
00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:21,000
are you getting
my wife fucked up?
795
00:32:23,416 --> 00:32:24,333
[Laughs]
796
00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:29,541
Lucas took Munchkin to
something, somewhere.
797
00:32:32,125 --> 00:32:34,958
It's, uh, it's,
it's medicinal.
798
00:32:35,208 --> 00:32:37,958
Oh yeah,
it's been medicinal since we were 16.
799
00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:40,666
Oh, no, that's, that's,
that's a difference.
800
00:32:41,375 --> 00:32:42,250
Back then, we were bad.
801
00:32:42,375 --> 00:32:43,916
Now, now,
now we have a reason.
802
00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:45,250
[Laughs]
803
00:32:46,208 --> 00:32:47,250
I'm going to get a shower.
804
00:32:49,083 --> 00:32:49,458
Oh,
805
00:32:50,708 --> 00:32:51,208
Josh.
806
00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:52,125
Yeah?
807
00:32:53,625 --> 00:32:54,958
Can you get us pizza?
808
00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:57,958
Yes, I will get you pizza.
809
00:32:58,083 --> 00:32:59,083
[Coughs]
810
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:12,625
Are you ready yet?
811
00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:16,416
Makeup takes a little longer
nowadays, thank you very much.
812
00:33:18,125 --> 00:33:19,500
Hey, what, what's going on?
813
00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:20,625
What are you getting ready for?
814
00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:21,958
Oh, we're going out.
815
00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:24,166
We decided we would do that
while you were sleeping,
816
00:33:24,166 --> 00:33:25,083
you old man.
817
00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:26,250
The doctor said.
818
00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:30,125
I love you, but I'm not just going
to lay down there and wait until I...
819
00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:31,166
Hey, come on.
820
00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:32,000
Dad, come on.
821
00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:33,500
Okay, come on.
822
00:33:37,666 --> 00:33:40,500
You need to let her
enjoy something, okay?
823
00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:41,666
She's been stuck
in that room.
824
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:42,583
Okay.
825
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:49,416
All right, we'll
go for a little bit.
826
00:33:51,375 --> 00:33:53,166
I'm very happy
you see it my way.
827
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,041
Has there ever been another way?
828
00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:55,708
Oh, no.
829
00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:56,416
No.
830
00:33:58,958 --> 00:33:59,833
Also, she's coming.
831
00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:01,750
Absolutely not.
832
00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:05,083
[Upbeat music]
833
00:34:06,458 --> 00:34:09,375
♪ The show's at eight,
it's almost nine
834
00:34:09,541 --> 00:34:13,250
♪ You text and say you
won't make it this time
835
00:34:13,375 --> 00:34:15,708
♪ Usually I'd say
that's fine
836
00:34:15,791 --> 00:34:19,625
♪ But it's been three weeks,
I've only seen you twice
837
00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:22,250
♪ Thought things
were going great
838
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:26,208
♪ Until you disappeared
without a trace
839
00:34:26,208 --> 00:34:28,583
♪ Usually not one to chase
840
00:34:28,583 --> 00:34:32,500
♪ But I like your vibe and
I like your bass
841
00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:36,416
♪ If you don't like me
anymore
842
00:34:36,416 --> 00:34:38,458
♪ I wish that you
would say so
843
00:34:38,541 --> 00:34:39,958
♪ It's getting paranormal
844
00:34:40,125 --> 00:34:41,708
♪ This ghost situation
845
00:34:41,708 --> 00:34:42,916
♪ And if you're moving on
846
00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:44,833
♪ You're not doing
me a favor
847
00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:46,916
♪ By letting me be
the last to know [Music ends]
848
00:34:46,916 --> 00:34:49,083
Oh, I'm so sorry.
849
00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:50,458
Sir, I'm so sorry.
850
00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:53,333
I am so sorry.
851
00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:56,833
[Laughs]
852
00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:03,208
Can I get a Coke please?
853
00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:08,916
Hey there, can I
buy you a drink?
854
00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:11,041
Thanks, but you're not my type.
855
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,875
Should we, uh, go
over there and help her?
856
00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:19,000
Nah, she's all
right, she's got it.
857
00:35:19,583 --> 00:35:20,708
Let's have a drink, come on.
858
00:35:21,166 --> 00:35:22,208
Seriously, back off.
859
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:27,791
Don't be such a bitch.
860
00:35:28,750 --> 00:35:29,916
[Thud]
861
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:38,375
Thanks for the drink.
862
00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:43,083
Wow.
863
00:35:43,458 --> 00:35:44,500
That was bold.
864
00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:45,250
-Here you go, Darlene.
865
00:35:45,291 --> 00:35:45,958
That was bold.
866
00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:47,250
That's ah...
867
00:35:48,541 --> 00:35:50,416
Oh, wow, you're being
a cool dad for once.
868
00:35:52,458 --> 00:35:54,041
You're allowing our
daughter to take a shot.
869
00:35:55,333 --> 00:35:55,666
What?
870
00:35:55,666 --> 00:35:55,791
What?
871
00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:55,875
What?
872
00:35:56,625 --> 00:35:57,500
[Laughter]
873
00:35:59,666 --> 00:36:01,208
[Upbeat music]
874
00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,791
♪ I ...
875
00:36:03,833 --> 00:36:05,708
♪ I ...
876
00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:07,875
♪ Cut deep your
coursing through
877
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,833
♪ I just want
I just want you
878
00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:13,875
♪ I ...
879
00:36:14,958 --> 00:36:16,958
♪ I'm ...
880
00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:19,166
all in I'm
yours to lose
881
00:36:19,541 --> 00:36:21,833
♪ I just want
I just want you
882
00:36:23,166 --> 00:36:24,666
♪ I ...
883
00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:27,958
♪ I ...
884
00:36:28,083 --> 00:36:30,166
♪ I'm cut deep your
coursing through
885
00:36:30,791 --> 00:36:32,125
I just want
I just want you
886
00:36:32,125 --> 00:36:32,791
[Music fade off]
887
00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:49,916
[Footsteps]
888
00:37:07,583 --> 00:37:08,666
[Sobbing]
889
00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:19,250
I can't do this without you
890
00:38:29,125 --> 00:38:30,916
They're coming to get you,
Barbara.
891
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,666
Look, there's one right there.
892
00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,125
Just stop it, okay?
893
00:38:37,291 --> 00:38:39,291
Hey, you're gonna have to do all
the talking
894
00:38:39,291 --> 00:38:40,083
while here, all right?
895
00:38:40,083 --> 00:38:42,000
I get really uncomfortable
in situations like this.
896
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,958
I feel like all I'm gonna do is
mention, like, Beetlejuice three times.
897
00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:47,083
Don't do that.
898
00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:49,083
I mean, you know, you're right.
899
00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:52,875
I mean, Pet Sematary is a much better,
you know, situation for this scenario.
900
00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:54,041
Let's try something, okay?
901
00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:56,458
Let's just, uh, let's be normal.
902
00:38:57,375 --> 00:38:58,208
Can we do that?
903
00:38:58,958 --> 00:38:59,416
Yeah.
904
00:38:59,416 --> 00:38:59,916
For our friend?
905
00:39:00,666 --> 00:39:01,041
Okay.
906
00:39:01,416 --> 00:39:01,791
Great.
907
00:39:10,750 --> 00:39:11,833
Sorry, we missed the funeral.
908
00:39:13,416 --> 00:39:15,000
Our flight kept
getting delayed.
909
00:39:16,250 --> 00:39:16,875
It's fine.
910
00:39:18,916 --> 00:39:20,333
Hey, man, you know
how much we love Sandy.
911
00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:22,541
Yeah, I know.
912
00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:27,083
Do you want to ride
back to the house?
913
00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:28,125
I know people are...
914
00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:28,875
Well they're arriving.
915
00:39:30,708 --> 00:39:31,333
Yeah, yeah.
916
00:39:31,666 --> 00:39:32,458
I should be there.
917
00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:36,125
It's not the
mood for all the...
918
00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,208
She's in a better place.
919
00:39:38,541 --> 00:39:39,416
Bullshit.
920
00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:47,500
You know, at the end, she pretended
to be real strong, but
921
00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:50,333
she was so scared.
922
00:39:52,375 --> 00:39:54,125
I couldn't do a
fucking thing for her.
923
00:39:57,833 --> 00:39:59,500
I miss her so fucking much.
924
00:39:59,791 --> 00:40:01,166
Hey, we miss her too, okay?
925
00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:02,083
We miss her too.
926
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:04,250
And believe it or not,
you're gonna be fine.
927
00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:05,583
I promise.
928
00:40:05,791 --> 00:40:06,125
How?
929
00:40:06,791 --> 00:40:09,166
I got two fucking kids at home
that don't have a mom now.
930
00:40:09,208 --> 00:40:09,833
Hey, hey.
931
00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:11,750
One step at a time, okay?
932
00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:13,125
We're gonna be okay.
933
00:40:14,125 --> 00:40:14,541
All right?
934
00:40:14,666 --> 00:40:16,083
It's a good thing
we're back for a while.
935
00:40:16,083 --> 00:40:17,208
You could use the help.
936
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:19,500
What do you mean?
937
00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:22,791
Oh, oh, we're going
full house on this, buddy.
938
00:40:23,041 --> 00:40:23,541
All right?
939
00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:24,458
I'm Jesse.
940
00:40:24,708 --> 00:40:25,875
He's obviously Joey.
941
00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:26,666
Sure.
942
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:28,125
What?
943
00:40:28,541 --> 00:40:30,125
No one wants to be Joey.
944
00:40:30,291 --> 00:40:32,916
Oh, that's such a
Joey thing to say.
945
00:40:33,583 --> 00:40:35,250
[Laughs]
946
00:40:36,416 --> 00:40:38,458
I can't ask you guys
to do that.
947
00:40:39,291 --> 00:40:42,875
Well, Sandy said you'd
say that, so you got us.
948
00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:46,208
Sandy and her plans, huh?
949
00:40:47,041 --> 00:40:49,000
I bet she thought this one
was gonna be real funny.
950
00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:51,666
Yeah, yes, she did.
951
00:40:52,958 --> 00:40:55,708
She's just sad she won't see
that dumb look on your face.
952
00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:01,708
But seriously, we
should probably get going.
953
00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:02,625
Yeah.
954
00:41:02,625 --> 00:41:03,083
Yeah, you're right.
955
00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:07,958
But before we go, I'm
gonna pay my respects, okay?
956
00:41:08,791 --> 00:41:09,416
Alright
957
00:41:09,791 --> 00:41:10,750
I love you.
958
00:41:11,583 --> 00:41:12,958
That means just me.
959
00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:20,125
Beetlejuice.
960
00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:21,083
Beetlejuice
-No.
961
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,250
Just, just go.
962
00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:24,791
Beetlejuice.
963
00:41:25,208 --> 00:41:26,583
Thanks for letting me crash.
964
00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:28,375
Stacey's at her friend's house.
965
00:41:28,875 --> 00:41:30,791
I just, I can't be there
when they're like this.
966
00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:32,000
Of course, whenever.
967
00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:34,583
So tell me about this date.
968
00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:36,416
It was that good.
969
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,833
It's weird, we've all
been friends forever.
970
00:41:39,916 --> 00:41:44,083
But like, with me and him, it's
been different for a while now.
971
00:41:45,125 --> 00:41:47,666
And it was like an actual date.
972
00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:49,583
He even walked me to
my door and we kissed.
973
00:41:49,791 --> 00:41:51,291
We really kissed.
974
00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:52,458
See, I told you.
975
00:41:53,166 --> 00:41:54,166
Yeah, you did.
976
00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:55,333
Several times.
977
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:56,500
Loudly.
978
00:41:56,708 --> 00:42:00,291
But I just don't want him to have to
deal with me being sick all the time.
979
00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:01,125
He doesn't deserve that.
980
00:42:01,291 --> 00:42:02,208
No, don't do that.
981
00:42:02,291 --> 00:42:03,041
He's not a kid.
982
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:05,583
If you both like each other,
he can make his own decision.
983
00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:06,916
Do you like him?
984
00:42:07,375 --> 00:42:09,916
I mean, yeah,
I really do.
985
00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:11,416
Okay, well then go for it.
986
00:42:12,416 --> 00:42:14,666
But first, this shit is
starting to burn, so like...
987
00:42:22,791 --> 00:42:23,333
Hey.
988
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:24,000
Hey.
989
00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:25,666
Wow.
990
00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:26,875
Thank you.
991
00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:30,833
I haven't seen you smoke a cigarette
since your black hair emo days.
992
00:42:32,541 --> 00:42:33,250
Yeah.
993
00:42:39,208 --> 00:42:41,708
Hey, did you see the
casserole in there?
994
00:42:42,750 --> 00:42:43,458
It's huge.
995
00:42:44,166 --> 00:42:46,416
You know, I could
be eating for a month.
996
00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:48,541
Yeah,
997
00:42:49,458 --> 00:42:51,083
Good thing you
brought a friend to help.
998
00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:52,958
Tristan?
999
00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:53,916
Trixie?
1000
00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:54,875
Tramp?
1001
00:42:54,875 --> 00:42:55,791
Am I getting close?
1002
00:42:56,750 --> 00:42:58,208
Yeah, I should have
seen that one coming.
1003
00:42:59,083 --> 00:43:03,083
And it's umm, it's
Tracy, and I'm sorry.
1004
00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:04,750
You don't owe me
an explanation.
1005
00:43:06,125 --> 00:43:07,583
Yeah, I kind of do.
1006
00:43:07,916 --> 00:43:09,333
I should have told you.
1007
00:43:11,375 --> 00:43:12,750
But you didn't think.
1008
00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:15,541
No, I didn't.
1009
00:43:19,166 --> 00:43:20,625
Let's not...
1010
00:43:21,208 --> 00:43:22,083
It's not important.
1011
00:43:24,875 --> 00:43:25,791
Umm,
1012
00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:28,375
Friends?
1013
00:43:30,666 --> 00:43:31,416
Friends.
1014
00:43:34,791 --> 00:43:36,291
She's really gone, isn't she?
1015
00:43:37,833 --> 00:43:38,250
Yeah.
1016
00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:42,083
Yeah, she is, and it
really fucking sucks, right?
1017
00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:47,375
Come here.
1018
00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:49,041
It's okay.
1019
00:43:54,916 --> 00:43:55,791
[Laughs]
1020
00:43:56,666 --> 00:43:59,291
I, uh, stole at the airport
and kind of stuffed
1021
00:43:59,291 --> 00:44:01,500
it in Spencer's bag
during a security check.
1022
00:44:01,625 --> 00:44:01,916
Nice.
1023
00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:02,875
Good, good, good.
1024
00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:04,916
[Laughs]
1025
00:44:05,791 --> 00:44:08,041
If you need anything
at all, I'm here, okay?
1026
00:44:09,583 --> 00:44:10,125
Thank you.
1027
00:44:15,708 --> 00:44:17,375
[Laughs]
1028
00:44:18,708 --> 00:44:19,750
What the fuck?
1029
00:44:25,708 --> 00:44:26,833
Is this the essay
due Friday?
1030
00:44:30,625 --> 00:44:31,916
What's another word for, like...
1031
00:44:31,916 --> 00:44:32,208
Daddy!
1032
00:44:33,833 --> 00:44:35,375
Oh, it's Uncle Ryan.
1033
00:44:37,708 --> 00:44:41,208
You both look like you got
impressively positive STD results.
1034
00:44:43,166 --> 00:44:46,500
Is that positive as in
good, or positive as in...
1035
00:44:48,958 --> 00:44:49,666
Don't worry.
1036
00:44:49,916 --> 00:44:51,375
I got something that'll
cheer everybody up.
1037
00:44:55,708 --> 00:44:56,625
How's the apartment?
1038
00:44:56,875 --> 00:44:58,291
When is Daddy waking you up?
1039
00:44:58,583 --> 00:44:58,958
Soon.
1040
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:00,708
He's just tired.
1041
00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:02,166
Aaw, aaw!
1042
00:45:02,541 --> 00:45:03,125
Wait five minutes!
1043
00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:05,541
Oh, it burns like I had my ex-girlfriend
1044
00:45:05,541 --> 00:45:07,791
after a night in Bangkok,
you piece of shit!
1045
00:45:07,791 --> 00:45:08,791
Self-control!
1046
00:45:09,041 --> 00:45:09,583
Aaw!
1047
00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:10,333
It's in my eye.
1048
00:45:17,625 --> 00:45:18,708
Hey, buddy.
1049
00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:20,791
Dinner's ready.
1050
00:45:22,291 --> 00:45:23,125
I'm good.
1051
00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:24,625
Jesus.
1052
00:45:25,208 --> 00:45:26,083
Come on, man.
1053
00:45:26,875 --> 00:45:28,791
Yo, it's been two weeks.
1054
00:45:28,875 --> 00:45:31,416
You haven't even left this
room besides going to work.
1055
00:45:37,625 --> 00:45:38,666
It's too much.
1056
00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:43,500
I feel like I can't even
fucking breathe anymore.
1057
00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:50,666
I feel like everything that
was good in my life is gone.
1058
00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:53,541
Hey, hey, listen.
1059
00:45:54,333 --> 00:45:57,958
There's good stuff down there right
now that are relying on you,
1060
00:45:58,250 --> 00:45:59,000
all right?
1061
00:45:59,875 --> 00:46:03,125
For what it's worth, man, all
you gotta do is just show up.
1062
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:06,083
You're right.
1063
00:46:06,750 --> 00:46:07,833
I know I'm right.
1064
00:46:08,708 --> 00:46:09,125
Come on.
1065
00:46:09,125 --> 00:46:09,750
All right, go ahead.
1066
00:46:19,041 --> 00:46:19,541
Dad?
1067
00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:21,500
Hey, baby.
1068
00:46:51,291 --> 00:46:53,375
[Exhale deeply]
1069
00:46:58,083 --> 00:46:58,958
Fucking Ryan.
1070
00:47:01,791 --> 00:47:03,250
Uh...
1071
00:47:11,375 --> 00:47:13,500
Honey, I'm home.
1072
00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:18,166
You know, I think the
audition went really good.
1073
00:47:19,083 --> 00:47:21,833
You know, I really think I
have a shot to be on this C-
1074
00:47:21,833 --> 00:47:22,333
W?
1075
00:47:26,708 --> 00:47:27,416
Babe?
1076
00:47:32,291 --> 00:47:34,541
[Moaning]
1077
00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:39,250
[Moaning]
1078
00:47:40,750 --> 00:47:44,875
Oh, bitch got a scented candles.
1079
00:47:51,541 --> 00:47:52,791
I'm taking my hoodie back.
1080
00:47:57,333 --> 00:48:01,416
All right, smile
in three, two, one.
1081
00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:03,500
One more time.
1082
00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:05,166
Three, two, one.
1083
00:48:09,458 --> 00:48:10,833
What are these
photos for again?
1084
00:48:11,625 --> 00:48:14,625
Business photos for
normal work things.
1085
00:48:15,166 --> 00:48:15,791
Got it.
1086
00:48:16,375 --> 00:48:17,833
General and specific.
1087
00:48:18,083 --> 00:48:18,416
Cool.
1088
00:48:19,625 --> 00:48:22,083
Have you noticed
anything weird lately?
1089
00:48:22,708 --> 00:48:24,375
Lady, you don't
know the half of it.
1090
00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:26,875
Now, let's smile
for this one, okay?
1091
00:48:28,125 --> 00:48:30,666
Three, two, one.
1092
00:48:38,708 --> 00:48:41,958
[Suspenseful music]
1093
00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:46,958
One more goddamn holdout.
1094
00:48:50,041 --> 00:48:50,666
Dad?
1095
00:48:51,416 --> 00:48:53,375
Sarah texted asking if
we can go out tonight.
1096
00:48:53,625 --> 00:48:56,333
Uh, no, I have,
uh, I have overtime.
1097
00:48:57,708 --> 00:48:59,791
Dad, that's like the
third double this week.
1098
00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:01,875
You're gonna give yourself
a freaking heart attack.
1099
00:49:03,416 --> 00:49:05,416
Don't forget to take your meds.
1100
00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:07,416
Take your meds.
1101
00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:10,416
Hey, Munchkin.
1102
00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:14,041
Hey, Josh.
1103
00:49:14,583 --> 00:49:15,041
Hey.
1104
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:18,666
Dad?
1105
00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:20,333
Dad?
1106
00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:22,208
Yeah, hey, what's up?
1107
00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:24,166
Why don't crabs have eyebrows?
1108
00:49:25,416 --> 00:49:26,833
I have no idea.
1109
00:49:27,833 --> 00:49:28,916
I'll talk to you in a minute.
1110
00:49:31,625 --> 00:49:35,166
[Calm music]
1111
00:50:04,625 --> 00:50:05,625
Hey, Spencer.
1112
00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:09,166
It alright if I stay with
you for a while.
1113
00:50:11,083 --> 00:50:12,458
Mmm Hmm
1114
00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:24,250
Tramp called
1115
00:50:24,625 --> 00:50:25,291
I'm sorry.
1116
00:50:25,458 --> 00:50:26,583
Yes, you can stay.
1117
00:50:27,166 --> 00:50:28,041
Long day.
1118
00:50:28,208 --> 00:50:29,416
Please cry quietly.
1119
00:50:30,875 --> 00:50:31,791
I will.
1120
00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:48,125
[Air leaking]
1121
00:50:50,166 --> 00:50:51,875
Mom, it's decorating day.
1122
00:50:51,875 --> 00:50:52,291
Let's go.
1123
00:50:52,291 --> 00:50:53,666
I have the last
box of decorations.
1124
00:50:53,958 --> 00:50:55,791
Yeah you have fun with that.
1125
00:50:57,166 --> 00:50:57,833
Are you okay?
1126
00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:58,375
Yes, mother.
1127
00:50:58,416 --> 00:50:58,875
I'm okay.
1128
00:50:59,291 --> 00:51:00,125
It's decorating day.
1129
00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:00,583
Let's go.
1130
00:51:03,375 --> 00:51:04,666
Hang on, I'm coming.
1131
00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:08,791
Yeah?
1132
00:51:08,791 --> 00:51:11,250
Gerald Sinclair, CEO
of Sinclair Properties.
1133
00:51:12,458 --> 00:51:14,958
I thought I should stop by
to make a personal appeal,
1134
00:51:15,125 --> 00:51:17,958
as it appears you've
rebuffed several of my agents.
1135
00:51:18,541 --> 00:51:20,458
We're working to
beautify this neighborhood.
1136
00:51:21,416 --> 00:51:22,375
It's running down.
1137
00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:25,125
For months, we've been
working with the current residents
1138
00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:26,916
to help them move forward.
1139
00:51:27,791 --> 00:51:30,875
Well, since you put it
that way, what's the offer?
1140
00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:35,125
We're offering 20% of
over the fair market...
1141
00:51:36,166 --> 00:51:38,250
Girls, what do you think?
1142
00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:41,000
Fuck you.
1143
00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:42,583
Yeah, fuck you.
1144
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:47,666
There are the bosses.
1145
00:51:49,166 --> 00:51:50,083
Fuck you.
1146
00:51:52,958 --> 00:51:54,750
Fuck you, fuck you,
fuck you, fuck you.
1147
00:51:54,750 --> 00:51:55,666
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
1148
00:51:57,083 --> 00:51:58,583
That word's just for assholes.
1149
00:51:59,000 --> 00:51:59,458
Assholes.
1150
00:52:01,416 --> 00:52:02,750
All right, let's go.
1151
00:52:02,750 --> 00:52:03,708
We gotta go to Lucas's.
1152
00:52:05,666 --> 00:52:08,500
Look, I know it's
been a shitty day,
1153
00:52:09,166 --> 00:52:11,166
but we can't disappoint
Captain Christmas.
1154
00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:14,583
I got that Santa thing tonight.
1155
00:52:15,875 --> 00:52:16,916
It's open bar.
1156
00:52:17,166 --> 00:52:17,958
You guys can come.
1157
00:52:20,291 --> 00:52:22,708
I should have led
with the free booze.
1158
00:52:27,333 --> 00:52:30,916
We need more lights.
1159
00:52:31,250 --> 00:52:32,250
We need more lights.
1160
00:52:36,458 --> 00:52:37,041
Hi.
1161
00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:38,875
Sorry I'm late.
1162
00:52:39,958 --> 00:52:41,375
The joys of Christmas retail.
1163
00:52:42,458 --> 00:52:43,125
Okay.
1164
00:52:43,875 --> 00:52:45,041
How are we doing?
1165
00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:46,458
Fine.
1166
00:52:47,166 --> 00:52:48,000
Just fine.
1167
00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:51,458
Waiting for the sweet
release of death.
1168
00:52:51,833 --> 00:52:53,666
I want my house to be
1169
00:52:53,666 --> 00:52:55,166
seen from space.
1170
00:52:56,875 --> 00:52:57,750
That's fair.
1171
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:01,000
Who did this?
1172
00:53:02,375 --> 00:53:04,333
Lucas is like a five-year-old.
1173
00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:06,833
[Grunting] It's not that bad.
1174
00:53:07,416 --> 00:53:08,125
Pretty bad.
1175
00:53:08,791 --> 00:53:11,500
So, uh, sound like a rough day?
1176
00:53:12,125 --> 00:53:13,833
You know, it is what it is.
1177
00:53:15,333 --> 00:53:17,791
So, uh, how's
Stacey's new place?
1178
00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:19,916
It's really nice, actually.
1179
00:53:20,375 --> 00:53:21,666
New job's going well.
1180
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:22,708
Very proud of her.
1181
00:53:22,833 --> 00:53:23,833
Well, you should be.
1182
00:53:24,291 --> 00:53:25,458
You raised the hell out of her.
1183
00:53:25,708 --> 00:53:26,000
Thanks.
1184
00:53:26,916 --> 00:53:30,833
Um, I was sorry
to hear about Tramp?
1185
00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:31,541
Tracy.
1186
00:53:34,291 --> 00:53:36,333
Looks like a depraved
sewing machine.
1187
00:53:40,875 --> 00:53:42,291
How did you hear
about that anyway?
1188
00:53:42,541 --> 00:53:43,750
Spencer's a gossipy bitch.
1189
00:53:44,291 --> 00:53:44,875
She's right.
1190
00:53:48,750 --> 00:53:49,458
Dude, seriously?
1191
00:53:49,916 --> 00:53:51,875
How did you get this in here?
1192
00:53:51,875 --> 00:53:53,291
I don't know.
1193
00:53:53,458 --> 00:53:54,541
You are the biggest
freakin'..
1194
00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:55,666
I just threw it on
top of the roof.
1195
00:53:55,666 --> 00:53:57,125
Jackass.
1196
00:53:57,291 --> 00:53:58,250
Ahhh!
1197
00:53:58,708 --> 00:53:59,041
Ryan!
1198
00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:05,291
Ryan!
1199
00:54:06,208 --> 00:54:07,041
You all right?
1200
00:54:07,583 --> 00:54:08,458
Is he okay?
1201
00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:13,250
Fuck, No.
1202
00:54:20,666 --> 00:54:21,708
Hey,
1203
00:54:22,458 --> 00:54:23,000
Idiots!
1204
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:23,416
You okay?
1205
00:54:24,625 --> 00:54:26,958
Why the fuck would
you fall off the...?
1206
00:54:37,083 --> 00:54:38,916
Guys, I got..
Ow...!
1207
00:54:38,916 --> 00:54:39,375
Whoa!
1208
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:40,000
Check it out, check it out!
1209
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,541
I found Spencer's old
Tree Hill script thing.
1210
00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:43,500
One tree-hill?
1211
00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:43,833
Whatever.
1212
00:54:44,041 --> 00:54:45,208
Don't you fucking dare!
1213
00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:46,833
[Screaming]
1214
00:54:51,291 --> 00:54:55,333
Sunset has splashed across the
court as Nathan walks up to Skills.
1215
00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:55,833
No, no, wait.
1216
00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:56,416
That's private!
1217
00:54:56,625 --> 00:54:57,125
That's private!
1218
00:54:57,416 --> 00:54:57,958
Get him, Get him
1219
00:54:57,958 --> 00:54:58,416
Get him!
1220
00:54:58,416 --> 00:54:59,000
Ryan, get him!
1221
00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:00,583
Hey, Skills!
1222
00:55:01,291 --> 00:55:02,833
What are you doing
alone out here?
1223
00:55:03,166 --> 00:55:04,250
Come on, Josh!
1224
00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:05,333
Yo, Nathan!
1225
00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:07,250
Just getting my shots in.
1226
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:08,708
How about you?
1227
00:55:09,541 --> 00:55:11,333
I've been thinking
a lot about it.
1228
00:55:13,375 --> 00:55:17,083
I want to learn all
about those skills,
1229
00:55:17,333 --> 00:55:20,083
and then you can teach me how
to, you know, bounce them balls.
1230
00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:21,625
[Laughs]
1231
00:55:21,791 --> 00:55:23,125
He was so into it.
1232
00:55:23,125 --> 00:55:23,625
Josh come on
1233
00:55:23,791 --> 00:55:26,250
Guys, this isn't funny anymore!
1234
00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:28,583
[Inaudible]
1235
00:55:30,125 --> 00:55:31,125
Hey.
1236
00:55:31,208 --> 00:55:32,708
-Hey,
1237
00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:37,375
So tonight's date night,
Sarah.
1238
00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:39,541
No, you can't.
1239
00:55:39,625 --> 00:55:40,625
You have to watch your sister.
1240
00:55:41,750 --> 00:55:43,500
I put it on the thing like two—
1241
00:55:43,916 --> 00:55:44,833
No, no, no.
1242
00:55:45,208 --> 00:55:46,875
That is not a system.
1243
00:55:47,291 --> 00:55:49,125
Mom would use something
called a fucking calendar.
1244
00:55:49,291 --> 00:55:50,333
That is bullshit.
1245
00:55:50,583 --> 00:55:52,041
I have to, okay?
1246
00:55:52,250 --> 00:55:53,000
I said I would.
1247
00:55:53,208 --> 00:55:53,833
I have to.
1248
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:55,166
Oh, okay.
1249
00:55:55,375 --> 00:55:56,125
Yeah, no, I get it.
1250
00:55:56,125 --> 00:55:57,833
It's the same shit
every weekend.
1251
00:55:57,958 --> 00:55:59,000
I have bills to pay.
1252
00:55:59,000 --> 00:55:59,708
I have to.
1253
00:55:59,708 --> 00:56:00,875
I have to get presents.
1254
00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:02,416
It's getting old, Dad!
1255
00:56:05,541 --> 00:56:07,541
We are here, okay?
1256
00:56:07,583 --> 00:56:08,791
She isn't.
1257
00:56:09,041 --> 00:56:11,833
We don't need this house!
1258
00:56:12,125 --> 00:56:13,041
It's all I got!
1259
00:56:13,708 --> 00:56:14,833
This is all I have.
1260
00:56:16,625 --> 00:56:22,875
So you're saying that this house is the
one thing keeping you alive right now?
1261
00:56:23,583 --> 00:56:24,041
No.
1262
00:56:24,291 --> 00:56:26,041
Okay, what about me, huh?
1263
00:56:26,583 --> 00:56:28,083
What about your daughters?
1264
00:56:29,833 --> 00:56:32,541
God, it's like you don't
even care anymore.
1265
00:56:33,875 --> 00:56:37,083
Because if it were
you and she were here,
1266
00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:40,416
then she would
actually fucking be here!
1267
00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:42,083
Where are you, Dad?
1268
00:56:42,583 --> 00:56:43,333
I'm here.
1269
00:56:45,041 --> 00:56:47,625
You know,
I wish it was me.
1270
00:56:48,708 --> 00:56:50,250
I wish it every fucking day.
1271
00:56:51,291 --> 00:56:52,208
I gotta go.
1272
00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:52,458
Dad.
1273
00:56:53,541 --> 00:56:54,458
Dad, come on.
1274
00:57:02,458 --> 00:57:05,166
[Footsteps]
1275
00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:10,625
Come on, Josh.
1276
00:57:10,708 --> 00:57:12,125
Santa can't be late
to the Christmas party.
1277
00:57:12,875 --> 00:57:14,583
Yeah, come on, buddy.
1278
00:57:14,833 --> 00:57:17,375
Your dignity can't save itself.
1279
00:57:18,333 --> 00:57:19,375
Get in there, champ.
1280
00:57:32,208 --> 00:57:33,416
Ho, ho, ho!
1281
00:57:33,833 --> 00:57:35,416
Merry Christmas, everybody!
1282
00:57:35,875 --> 00:57:40,166
Josh, don't freak out, but I found
out that there's another Santa up here.
1283
00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:43,041
That is tequila.
1284
00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:47,666
Oh, my God.
1285
00:57:48,291 --> 00:57:49,166
I'm going to the bar.
1286
00:57:51,166 --> 00:57:52,291
Yeah, fix your belt.
1287
00:57:52,333 --> 00:57:52,958
Be more professional.
1288
00:57:53,083 --> 00:57:53,708
Yeah, have fun.
1289
00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:55,958
I'm going to the bathroom.
1290
00:57:58,125 --> 00:57:59,208
Can you not, do...
1291
00:57:59,250 --> 00:58:01,375
No, I swear.
1292
00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:11,041
[Footsteps]
1293
00:58:13,791 --> 00:58:15,625
Hi, do you know
where the bathroom is?
1294
00:58:15,708 --> 00:58:17,416
Yeah, it's down the
hall and to the left.
1295
00:58:17,583 --> 00:58:19,833
But before you go, would you consider
donating to the
1296
00:58:19,833 --> 00:58:21,000
Disabled Children's Fund?
1297
00:58:21,458 --> 00:58:22,750
No, I'm good.
1298
00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:26,958
For only $25 a month, you could
help a child walk or see again.
1299
00:58:27,041 --> 00:58:28,208
Yeah, yeah, I'll pass.
1300
00:58:28,541 --> 00:58:31,083
Sir, think of the children.
1301
00:58:32,541 --> 00:58:33,708
Everything okay, Jen?
1302
00:58:34,333 --> 00:58:37,125
Yeah, I'm just trying to convince this man that
we should care
1303
00:58:37,125 --> 00:58:38,458
about kids with disabilities.
1304
00:58:38,750 --> 00:58:40,500
Jeez, mister,
you don't like kids?
1305
00:58:41,125 --> 00:58:43,875
I mean, no,
I don't hate kids.
1306
00:58:44,250 --> 00:58:45,416
Oh, is it because
they're disabled?
1307
00:58:45,916 --> 00:58:47,958
Wait, no, no, no,
that's not what I meant.
1308
00:58:48,833 --> 00:58:49,416
Fuck.
1309
00:58:49,416 --> 00:58:52,250
Well, if that's the case,
then for a small donation.
1310
00:58:55,083 --> 00:58:55,750
Sure.
1311
00:58:57,458 --> 00:58:58,875
God damn.
1312
00:58:59,458 --> 00:59:01,458
No, these are mine.
1313
00:59:09,666 --> 00:59:12,791
Well, Merry Christmas to you.
1314
00:59:13,875 --> 00:59:16,166
So, uh, how do I get you
under my Christmas tree?
1315
00:59:16,166 --> 00:59:16,666
Got a boyfriend.
1316
00:59:18,666 --> 00:59:19,500
I'm Ryan.
1317
00:59:24,958 --> 00:59:26,000
You're on TV.
1318
00:59:26,833 --> 00:59:30,125
You're that guy covered
in rat bites on Law & Order.
1319
00:59:30,583 --> 00:59:31,333
Yeah, that's me.
1320
00:59:31,375 --> 00:59:33,416
You know, they actually
use real rats for that scene.
1321
00:59:34,041 --> 00:59:35,708
[Chuckles]
1322
00:59:38,958 --> 00:59:39,791
Fuck it.
1323
00:59:42,291 --> 00:59:46,333
D-List are still counts as a
celebrity on my fuck card.
1324
00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:48,500
Well, you should see the new
short film
1325
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:49,625
coming out that I just did.
1326
00:59:50,041 --> 00:59:51,333
It has Dustin Diamond in it.
1327
00:59:51,958 --> 00:59:52,750
Screech!
1328
00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:54,041
Same guy.
1329
00:59:54,708 --> 00:59:56,625
So, uh, can I maybe
buy you a drink?
1330
00:59:58,125 --> 00:59:59,000
They're free.
1331
00:59:59,833 --> 01:00:00,625
Wonderful.
1332
01:00:01,375 --> 01:00:03,708
That really helps me out
with my banking issues.
1333
01:00:05,375 --> 01:00:06,833
Meet me behind the curtain.
1334
01:00:13,708 --> 01:00:16,416
Did you pick up
another hooker?
1335
01:00:17,833 --> 01:00:19,125
I don't know.
1336
01:00:32,875 --> 01:00:34,500
I can't believe you
took off your costume.
1337
01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:37,166
What do you want me to do?
1338
01:00:37,375 --> 01:00:39,625
Sit around all night waiting
to be backup Santa Claus?
1339
01:00:39,958 --> 01:00:42,583
No, but have a good time.
1340
01:00:42,583 --> 01:00:43,250
Try having fun.
1341
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,208
[Sighs]
1342
01:00:49,833 --> 01:00:50,791
Happy?
1343
01:00:50,791 --> 01:00:52,250
Yeah, I'm elated, Josh.
1344
01:00:56,416 --> 01:00:57,250
Um, excuse me.
1345
01:00:57,583 --> 01:00:58,791
Can I get two lagers, please?
1346
01:00:59,083 --> 01:00:59,583
No problem.
1347
01:01:05,291 --> 01:01:07,416
So, what happened to the Santa
1348
01:01:07,416 --> 01:01:08,333
outfit you were wearing?
1349
01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:12,541
Apparently, somebody
double-booked.
1350
01:01:13,541 --> 01:01:15,458
Ah, that's too bad.
1351
01:01:15,750 --> 01:01:16,166
Yeah.
1352
01:01:16,708 --> 01:01:17,000
Cheers.
1353
01:01:18,166 --> 01:01:19,333
How many more of these until
1354
01:01:19,333 --> 01:01:20,291
I can convince you to put
1355
01:01:20,291 --> 01:01:20,750
it back on?
1356
01:01:20,750 --> 01:01:21,541
[Coughs]
1357
01:01:24,333 --> 01:01:24,916
I'm Jill.
1358
01:01:25,791 --> 01:01:26,166
Josh.
1359
01:01:26,666 --> 01:01:27,791
It's nice to meet you.
1360
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:28,583
Nice to meet you.
1361
01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:31,708
So, do you dress up for
1362
01:01:31,708 --> 01:01:34,041
every holiday, or...? No, just the
1363
01:01:34,041 --> 01:01:34,666
important ones.
1364
01:01:35,333 --> 01:01:36,833
Christmas, Easter.
1365
01:01:37,916 --> 01:01:38,916
You should see me as Cupid.
1366
01:01:40,916 --> 01:01:41,958
I think I'd like that with
1367
01:01:41,958 --> 01:01:42,500
those legs.
1368
01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:43,916
Huh...
1369
01:01:47,458 --> 01:01:48,666
I have to get back to
1370
01:01:48,666 --> 01:01:51,333
my friends,
but maybe we should
1371
01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:52,083
get a drink sometime?
1372
01:01:53,083 --> 01:01:53,708
Yeah, I'd like that.
1373
01:01:54,333 --> 01:01:54,666
Okay.
1374
01:02:03,291 --> 01:02:04,583
She seems nice.
1375
01:02:04,666 --> 01:02:05,750
Maybe you should ask her out
1376
01:02:05,750 --> 01:02:06,125
sometime.
1377
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000
I'm still married.
1378
01:02:08,666 --> 01:02:09,500
Josh,
1379
01:02:10,041 --> 01:02:11,291
I don't think that's legally
1380
01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:11,708
binding.
1381
01:02:12,833 --> 01:02:13,416
What do you mean?
1382
01:02:13,416 --> 01:02:14,750
Just pretend like she never existed?
1383
01:02:15,458 --> 01:02:17,041
No, of course not.
1384
01:02:19,625 --> 01:02:20,750
You know, Josh, you can still
1385
01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:21,375
have something.
1386
01:02:29,041 --> 01:02:29,750
Wait, no.
1387
01:02:30,250 --> 01:02:31,125
I paid for these.
1388
01:02:31,416 --> 01:02:33,166
And mints aren't for cowards.
1389
01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:34,583
Because you're a coward.
1390
01:02:41,750 --> 01:02:42,708
[Moans]
1391
01:02:42,916 --> 01:02:44,625
Hey, Ryan, where you at?
1392
01:02:45,375 --> 01:02:46,541
Ryan, they just brought out some
1393
01:02:46,541 --> 01:02:47,291
more Christmas cookies.
1394
01:02:48,708 --> 01:02:49,166
Ryan?
1395
01:02:49,583 --> 01:02:49,916
[Screams]
1396
01:02:49,916 --> 01:02:50,750
Oh, my God!
1397
01:02:50,791 --> 01:02:51,458
Not again!
1398
01:02:52,916 --> 01:02:53,625
Oh, my dingle!
1399
01:02:53,875 --> 01:02:55,833
Oh, oh, oh...
1400
01:02:58,333 --> 01:02:59,458
Shit.
1401
01:03:02,375 --> 01:03:04,250
Hey, I'm sorry I ruined
1402
01:03:04,250 --> 01:03:05,166
your Christmas party.
1403
01:03:05,458 --> 01:03:07,000
Huh, huh, huh...
1404
01:03:09,291 --> 01:03:11,333
Why'd you ruin Santa's presents?
1405
01:03:11,916 --> 01:03:12,916
It's alright, little one.
1406
01:03:12,958 --> 01:03:14,041
Santa's not real anyway.
1407
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,250
What the hell is wrong with
you?
1408
01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:16,708
Oh!
1409
01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:19,750
Mommy,
1410
01:03:20,291 --> 01:03:23,375
Why did the naked man ruin
Christmas
1411
01:03:28,875 --> 01:03:30,708
Nothing to see here.
1412
01:03:30,750 --> 01:03:31,541
What's going on?
1413
01:03:31,958 --> 01:03:33,500
Some pale, naked dude.
1414
01:03:33,916 --> 01:03:36,083
Like a weird, naked molerat.
1415
01:03:37,333 --> 01:03:38,416
Let's go find that other Santa
1416
01:03:38,416 --> 01:03:39,166
Claus jerk-off.
1417
01:03:40,125 --> 01:03:41,416
Oh, my God.
1418
01:03:41,541 --> 01:03:42,333
Oh, Jesus.
1419
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,000
That girl hit harder than Mike
1420
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:45,333
Tyson.
1421
01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:46,541
What were you thinking?
1422
01:03:46,541 --> 01:03:47,666
What was I thinking?
1423
01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:48,708
Did you see those things?
1424
01:03:48,833 --> 01:03:49,416
Come on, dude.
1425
01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:50,250
No, I saw Becca.
1426
01:03:51,083 --> 01:03:51,458
Fuck.
1427
01:03:53,375 --> 01:03:54,541
I had this job locked down
1428
01:03:54,541 --> 01:03:55,333
for two weeks.
1429
01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:56,625
Yeah, why don't you go back
1430
01:03:56,625 --> 01:03:57,666
to the mall where you belong?
1431
01:03:58,583 --> 01:03:59,375
Oh, fuck.
1432
01:03:59,875 --> 01:04:01,250
Lovely to see you again.
1433
01:04:02,333 --> 01:04:04,250
After our interaction
the other day,
1434
01:04:04,958 --> 01:04:06,250
I thought you were not quite
1435
01:04:06,250 --> 01:04:07,791
the right fit for our event.
1436
01:04:07,958 --> 01:04:09,125
Is all this really necessary?
1437
01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:10,250
It is a shame.
1438
01:04:10,791 --> 01:04:12,208
You do remind me of Santa.
1439
01:04:12,916 --> 01:04:14,833
Old, out of shape.
1440
01:04:15,541 --> 01:04:17,000
Nobody believes in you anymore.
1441
01:04:18,666 --> 01:04:20,166
You should have taken my offer.
1442
01:04:20,583 --> 01:04:21,583
That's the house that me and
1443
01:04:21,583 --> 01:04:22,750
my wife raised our kids in.
1444
01:04:23,333 --> 01:04:24,250
I don't want to see it
1445
01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:24,833
torn down.
1446
01:04:25,791 --> 01:04:27,041
A little birdie has told me
1447
01:04:27,041 --> 01:04:28,750
that you're about to be
foreclosed on.
1448
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,541
Dude, who the fuck do you
1449
01:04:30,541 --> 01:04:31,291
think you are?
1450
01:04:32,250 --> 01:04:34,875
You are a vulgar and crass
1451
01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:36,166
little man.
1452
01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:38,750
What was that clever
phrase you
1453
01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:40,208
and your children
used the other day?
1454
01:04:41,333 --> 01:04:42,583
Fuck you.
1455
01:04:55,750 --> 01:04:57,041
There's somebody behind me, isn't
there?
1456
01:04:57,916 --> 01:04:58,375
Uh-huh.
1457
01:04:59,916 --> 01:05:01,000
Big, too, right?
1458
01:05:01,625 --> 01:05:02,000
Uh-huh.
1459
01:05:02,916 --> 01:05:04,250
And hairy.
1460
01:05:05,666 --> 01:05:06,291
Awesome.
1461
01:05:07,208 --> 01:05:08,083
Sorry, little man.
1462
01:05:08,750 --> 01:05:10,083
Not the face!
1463
01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:12,375
Come to the party.
1464
01:05:12,458 --> 01:05:13,416
Have a few laughs
1465
01:05:13,416 --> 01:05:14,625
Drink some free booze.
1466
01:05:15,541 --> 01:05:16,291
Shut up.
1467
01:05:17,708 --> 01:05:18,291
You!
1468
01:05:18,708 --> 01:05:20,500
You fucking conned me!
1469
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:22,125
Fuck it,
Aww!
1470
01:05:23,208 --> 01:05:23,875
Oh!
1471
01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:25,333
My mints!
1472
01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:27,333
[Sobbing]
1473
01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:30,291
You're so strong!
1474
01:05:30,625 --> 01:05:31,375
It would be best if you
1475
01:05:31,375 --> 01:05:32,333
kept this to yourself.
1476
01:05:32,541 --> 01:05:34,125
You know what happens
to snitches.
1477
01:05:34,625 --> 01:05:36,875
They get their fucking
fingernails ripped off.
1478
01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:37,833
Oh...
1479
01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:40,000
So don't be a bitch.
1480
01:05:40,375 --> 01:05:41,000
Run along.
1481
01:05:43,791 --> 01:05:45,583
Fucking disabled kids.
1482
01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:49,000
Yeah, he hit you hard.
1483
01:05:49,041 --> 01:05:50,166
I slipped on the water, but,
1484
01:05:50,166 --> 01:05:50,875
you know...
1485
01:05:56,625 --> 01:05:57,000
Hey.
1486
01:05:57,916 --> 01:05:58,541
You okay?
1487
01:05:59,791 --> 01:06:00,583
Yeah, I'm fine.
1488
01:06:00,916 --> 01:06:01,875
Not you, motherfucker.
1489
01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:02,958
What the fuck?
1490
01:06:05,708 --> 01:06:06,583
What am I gonna do now?
1491
01:06:07,375 --> 01:06:08,041
I'm sorry.
1492
01:06:08,875 --> 01:06:10,208
I know you really needed that
money.
1493
01:06:12,041 --> 01:06:13,166
One of the last things I
1494
01:06:13,166 --> 01:06:14,208
promised her was that I'd be
1495
01:06:14,208 --> 01:06:15,750
able to take care of the
1496
01:06:15,750 --> 01:06:16,958
kids and the house and
everything.
1497
01:06:21,583 --> 01:06:24,666
Those girls are psychopaths!
1498
01:06:24,833 --> 01:06:26,916
Spencer, shut the fuck up.
1499
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,583
I almost just got murdered, man.
1500
01:06:28,666 --> 01:06:29,208
All right, Spence.
1501
01:06:30,083 --> 01:06:30,833
Time and place.
1502
01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:31,625
This is not it.
1503
01:06:33,208 --> 01:06:34,916
Hey, if I had a dollar
1504
01:06:34,916 --> 01:06:36,208
for every single time one of
1505
01:06:36,208 --> 01:06:37,000
my exes tried to kill me,
1506
01:06:37,041 --> 01:06:38,166
I could buy your house back.
1507
01:06:38,333 --> 01:06:39,291
Yeah, and I'd have $20.
1508
01:06:41,041 --> 01:06:41,958
Fuck, did you get a ticket?
1509
01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:42,875
Seriously, I'm sorry.
1510
01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:43,500
What did I do?
1511
01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:44,708
Hey, guys.
1512
01:06:44,708 --> 01:06:45,916
Oh, my God.
1513
01:06:46,041 --> 01:06:47,541
That was a great party.
1514
01:06:48,083 --> 01:06:48,916
Thanks for inviting me, Josh.
1515
01:06:49,541 --> 01:06:50,375
Happy to, buddy.
1516
01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:52,000
Y'all
1517
01:06:52,291 --> 01:06:53,083
Y'all gonna have a great
1518
01:06:53,083 --> 01:06:53,458
time tonight?
1519
01:06:53,916 --> 01:06:54,958
It was a great night, Lucas.
1520
01:06:55,041 --> 01:06:55,833
Ten out of ten.
1521
01:06:55,916 --> 01:06:57,708
Yeah, fucking fantastic, Lucas.
1522
01:06:58,125 --> 01:06:59,916
Okay, well, yeah.
1523
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,375
Not exactly my idea of a
1524
01:07:02,375 --> 01:07:03,708
great idea, but...
1525
01:07:04,291 --> 01:07:05,500
I can't even get the girls
1526
01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:06,458
Christmas presents this year.
1527
01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:11,041
Josh, how bad do you want
1528
01:07:11,041 --> 01:07:12,250
to get them gifts?
1529
01:07:12,583 --> 01:07:13,416
Take a look at this shit.
1530
01:07:16,875 --> 01:07:17,875
Oh, shit.
1531
01:07:18,541 --> 01:07:20,458
Three Legacy Wrestling presents No
1532
01:07:20,458 --> 01:07:22,166
Holds Barred Santa Massacre.
1533
01:07:22,833 --> 01:07:24,458
$1,000 cash prize.
1534
01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:25,416
Winner takes all.
1535
01:07:26,791 --> 01:07:28,916
Dude, we can fucking do this.
1536
01:07:29,833 --> 01:07:30,666
Come on, man.
1537
01:07:31,041 --> 01:07:31,791
I'll be Mickey.
1538
01:07:31,958 --> 01:07:32,750
You'll be Apollo.
1539
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:33,958
And we can fuck some shit
1540
01:07:33,958 --> 01:07:35,000
up like Animal and Hawk.
1541
01:07:35,041 --> 01:07:35,833
Remember that shit?
1542
01:07:35,875 --> 01:07:37,750
Have you seen Rocky ever?
1543
01:07:37,916 --> 01:07:38,250
No.
1544
01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:40,750
Shut the fuck up.
1545
01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:41,833
Whatever.
1546
01:07:44,125 --> 01:07:44,625
Yeah?
1547
01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:45,750
Yeah?
1548
01:07:46,166 --> 01:07:47,416
Fuck yeah, we got it.
1549
01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:48,083
We're gonna do it.
1550
01:07:48,416 --> 01:07:49,416
It's a Christmas miracle.
1551
01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:51,125
I'm coming.
1552
01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:53,583
Let's get the Christmas
miracles in the car.
1553
01:07:54,083 --> 01:07:54,541
Shotgun.
1554
01:08:05,750 --> 01:08:06,291
Woo!
1555
01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:08,791
[Applause]
1556
01:08:09,625 --> 01:08:10,083
You suck Roy!
1557
01:08:10,791 --> 01:08:11,333
Yeah!
1558
01:08:11,333 --> 01:08:11,416
Yeah!
1559
01:08:21,125 --> 01:08:24,000
[Cheering]
1560
01:08:34,375 --> 01:08:34,833
Sorry.
1561
01:08:35,458 --> 01:08:36,458
Ryan has the bladder of a
1562
01:08:36,458 --> 01:08:36,708
toddler.
1563
01:08:37,041 --> 01:08:38,000
You know,
maybe he won't take
1564
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,208
as long this time,
but knowing
1565
01:08:39,208 --> 01:08:40,416
him, it probably won't be.
1566
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,375
[Sighs]
1567
01:08:48,333 --> 01:08:49,708
Thanks for taking
out the trash.
1568
01:08:52,541 --> 01:08:53,541
Those things will kill you.
1569
01:08:54,083 --> 01:08:55,458
I mean, everything's
killing me, and
1570
01:08:55,458 --> 01:08:56,458
that's kind of rich coming from
1571
01:08:56,583 --> 01:08:57,500
the guy who just took a
1572
01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:58,125
chair to the face.
1573
01:08:59,750 --> 01:09:00,875
So, why wrestling?
1574
01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:04,375
Steal chairs at face to help
1575
01:09:04,416 --> 01:09:05,375
you put things in perspective.
1576
01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:07,916
Just wakes you up.
1577
01:09:08,166 --> 01:09:09,041
You're pretty fucked up.
1578
01:09:09,291 --> 01:09:10,291
I can't believe he did this
again.
1579
01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:11,458
It's past midnight.
1580
01:09:12,375 --> 01:09:13,083
I mean, what if I wasn't
1581
01:09:13,083 --> 01:09:14,166
here to watch her? Fuck,
1582
01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:14,958
I won't be soon.
1583
01:09:15,083 --> 01:09:15,666
Stop it.
1584
01:09:16,083 --> 01:09:16,833
I mean it.
1585
01:09:17,291 --> 01:09:19,208
Being angry isn't gonna make him
1586
01:09:19,208 --> 01:09:20,041
realize anything.
1587
01:09:20,666 --> 01:09:22,375
Yeah, but it pisses me off.
1588
01:09:23,583 --> 01:09:24,708
My mom, she always, she...
1589
01:09:24,708 --> 01:09:27,250
She always made
everything work, you know?
1590
01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:32,708
Let's get you guys inside and
1591
01:09:32,708 --> 01:09:33,833
get some ice on, all right?
1592
01:09:34,083 --> 01:09:35,000
You guys go ahead.
1593
01:09:35,625 --> 01:09:36,458
I need a minute.
1594
01:09:37,916 --> 01:09:38,416
Okay.
1595
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:39,833
I'm gonna go in the back.
1596
01:09:40,166 --> 01:09:40,541
Good night.
1597
01:09:41,125 --> 01:09:41,416
Night.
1598
01:09:42,083 --> 01:09:42,666
All right, Ryan.
1599
01:09:44,708 --> 01:09:47,291
I can't be that for him.
1600
01:09:47,916 --> 01:09:49,333
You're not supposed to be.
1601
01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:52,250
And maybe us living on campus
1602
01:09:52,250 --> 01:09:53,000
will help him get his shit
1603
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:53,333
together.
1604
01:09:54,916 --> 01:09:55,416
Maybe.
1605
01:09:58,958 --> 01:10:00,208
I've seen the way he looks
at you.
1606
01:10:01,333 --> 01:10:02,500
The way he talks about you.
1607
01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:04,083
He's proud of you.
1608
01:10:04,958 --> 01:10:08,041
Yeah, you're right about
all of this, but...
1609
01:10:08,041 --> 01:10:08,916
Do you have to be such
1610
01:10:08,916 --> 01:10:09,958
a bitch about it?
1611
01:10:11,041 --> 01:10:12,541
It's not really my style.
1612
01:10:12,791 --> 01:10:13,291
I know.
1613
01:10:13,541 --> 01:10:14,500
[Laughs]
1614
01:10:14,791 --> 01:10:15,750
And I find a way to
1615
01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:16,500
love you anyways.
1616
01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:18,125
I love you too.
1617
01:10:20,875 --> 01:10:21,666
[Screams]
-Jesus!
1618
01:10:44,333 --> 01:10:46,208
So what kind of
party beats up Santa?
1619
01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:48,333
Tough kids tonight?
1620
01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:53,833
Look, I'm sorry you had to
1621
01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:54,583
watch the kid tonight.
1622
01:10:55,125 --> 01:10:56,166
It is what it is.
1623
01:10:57,708 --> 01:10:59,708
And besides, I made the best
1624
01:10:59,708 --> 01:11:00,083
of it.
1625
01:11:04,041 --> 01:11:04,833
I'm leaving soon.
1626
01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:05,750
Yeah.
1627
01:11:06,791 --> 01:11:07,333
I know.
1628
01:11:10,625 --> 01:11:11,750
Listen, it's been a rough night.
1629
01:11:11,958 --> 01:11:13,000
[Clears throat]
1630
01:11:13,541 --> 01:11:14,625
Can we just talk about this
1631
01:11:14,625 --> 01:11:15,208
tomorrow, please?
1632
01:11:27,791 --> 01:11:28,458
[Yelp]
1633
01:11:28,625 --> 01:11:29,791
I could have done it without
that.
1634
01:11:30,166 --> 01:11:31,416
Are you okay, Josh?
1635
01:11:31,416 --> 01:11:31,958
[Laughter]
1636
01:11:32,083 --> 01:11:32,833
Gold!
1637
01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:35,000
Thank you, Sarah.
1638
01:11:46,416 --> 01:11:47,333
Hey,
1639
01:11:49,333 --> 01:11:50,375
You're a little delinquent.
1640
01:11:56,375 --> 01:11:57,625
So what are you doing out
here?
1641
01:11:58,125 --> 01:11:59,541
Ah, couldn't sleep.
1642
01:12:00,666 --> 01:12:00,916
You?
1643
01:12:04,958 --> 01:12:06,250
It was been a long weak.
1644
01:12:06,791 --> 01:12:09,208
Yeah,
that's an understatement.
1645
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:13,250
I don't know how to fix
1646
01:12:13,958 --> 01:12:14,458
this.
1647
01:12:16,416 --> 01:12:17,916
You're being a little
fucking dramatic,
1648
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:18,416
aren't ya?
1649
01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:23,333
You're so annoying.
1650
01:12:23,708 --> 01:12:24,500
Come on, you don't have to
1651
01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:25,041
fix it.
1652
01:12:26,916 --> 01:12:27,916
I think we're...
1653
01:12:30,833 --> 01:12:31,916
We're all just a bit broken
1654
01:12:31,916 --> 01:12:32,375
right now.
1655
01:12:33,208 --> 01:12:34,250
But we're gonna be okay.
1656
01:12:35,083 --> 01:12:36,000
You're gonna be okay.
1657
01:12:37,458 --> 01:12:38,291
We got this.
1658
01:12:40,541 --> 01:12:41,375
[Laughter]
1659
01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:43,125
What?
1660
01:12:43,958 --> 01:12:45,250
Just your face.
1661
01:12:45,250 --> 01:12:45,958
[Laughter]
1662
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:46,958
What?
1663
01:12:47,416 --> 01:12:50,208
You're just like a
giant Yoda.
1664
01:12:51,083 --> 01:12:52,250
We, got this, we do!
1665
01:12:52,458 --> 01:12:54,083
You suck...
1666
01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:55,208
Come here.
1667
01:12:56,166 --> 01:12:57,000
Thank you.
1668
01:12:58,750 --> 01:13:02,833
[Upbeat music]
1669
01:13:04,458 --> 01:13:05,833
All right, Rocky, let's go.
1670
01:13:06,083 --> 01:13:06,500
Come on.
1671
01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:07,708
You're doing great.
1672
01:13:11,958 --> 01:13:12,541
Come here.
1673
01:13:14,125 --> 01:13:14,583
Just dodge!
1674
01:13:17,541 --> 01:13:18,500
Hey wanna spar?
1675
01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:19,416
-Huh?
1676
01:13:19,708 --> 01:13:20,750
-That's a poor idea.
1677
01:13:21,250 --> 01:13:22,041
Come on.
1678
01:13:22,583 --> 01:13:23,416
What, are you afraid I'm gonna
1679
01:13:23,416 --> 01:13:24,583
be a little too quick for
you?
1680
01:13:25,583 --> 01:13:27,000
Come on,
you asked for this.
1681
01:13:27,291 --> 01:13:27,875
All right, you ready?
1682
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:28,458
Let's go.
1683
01:13:28,958 --> 01:13:29,958
[Yelps]
1684
01:13:32,083 --> 01:13:33,458
Wasn't even that hard.
1685
01:13:40,208 --> 01:13:40,833
Here ya go?
1686
01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:41,583
Sure.
1687
01:13:42,416 --> 01:13:42,666
Woah...
1688
01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:45,583
You look like shit.
1689
01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:49,250
Well, I mean, I sleep on
1690
01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:50,833
a deflated air mattress,
and my
1691
01:13:50,833 --> 01:13:52,125
ex-girlfriend punched
me in the
1692
01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:53,583
face, so, you know, I just
1693
01:13:53,583 --> 01:13:55,166
never felt better.
1694
01:13:56,416 --> 01:13:58,166
I feel terrible about one of
1695
01:13:58,166 --> 01:13:58,833
those things.
1696
01:13:59,916 --> 01:14:02,416
Well, at least
I'm not concussed.
1697
01:14:02,416 --> 01:14:03,250
[Chuckles]
1698
01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:09,250
Hey, um, are you still mad
at me?
1699
01:14:09,458 --> 01:14:09,875
Of course.
1700
01:14:11,833 --> 01:14:12,708
But you look like such a
1701
01:14:12,750 --> 01:14:13,875
sad little shit out here,
1702
01:14:13,875 --> 01:14:14,958
I figured I should
come check on you.
1703
01:14:16,083 --> 01:14:17,375
It's been a rough few weeks.
1704
01:14:18,833 --> 01:14:19,833
It's been a rough five years.
1705
01:14:19,833 --> 01:14:20,291
-No,
1706
01:14:21,333 --> 01:14:22,083
Shit, ten.
1707
01:14:23,291 --> 01:14:24,708
I just really thought I'd be
1708
01:14:24,708 --> 01:14:26,083
doing something different
with my life,
1709
01:14:26,125 --> 01:14:26,708
you know?
1710
01:14:27,916 --> 01:14:29,166
Life's a bitch like that.
1711
01:14:30,125 --> 01:14:30,541
Yeah.
1712
01:14:31,708 --> 01:14:34,291
Yeah, and I also just wish
1713
01:14:34,291 --> 01:14:35,458
I was doing something I loved,
1714
01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:35,791
you know?
1715
01:14:38,083 --> 01:14:39,416
Maybe try something different?
1716
01:14:42,083 --> 01:14:42,541
Maybe.
1717
01:14:43,625 --> 01:14:44,750
What do you wake up in
1718
01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:47,083
the morning and absolutely
fucking love?
1719
01:14:49,791 --> 01:14:52,291
You know, I, uh, I love
1720
01:14:52,291 --> 01:14:52,791
performing.
1721
01:14:54,708 --> 01:14:56,416
I love those guys, you know?
1722
01:14:56,416 --> 01:14:57,333
[Glass shattering]
1723
01:15:00,458 --> 01:15:01,375
And you.
1724
01:15:01,666 --> 01:15:02,750
Don't, don't do that.
1725
01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:06,041
You showed me pretty
damn clearly.
1726
01:15:11,250 --> 01:15:12,208
Look,
1727
01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:15,708
Life went the way it went.
1728
01:15:17,875 --> 01:15:19,416
But doing the same thing over
1729
01:15:19,416 --> 01:15:20,791
and over again,
expecting a different
1730
01:15:20,791 --> 01:15:21,916
result, is pointless.
1731
01:15:24,583 --> 01:15:27,000
Stop with the bullshit
expectations.
1732
01:15:31,750 --> 01:15:34,791
There are so many weird and
1733
01:15:34,791 --> 01:15:36,375
wonderful ways to live.
1734
01:15:40,916 --> 01:15:41,833
Dreams can change.
1735
01:15:44,458 --> 01:15:44,958
-Can they?
1736
01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:46,000
Yeah,
1737
01:15:48,291 --> 01:15:49,333
Get some fucking sleep.
1738
01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:50,916
You look terrible.
1739
01:15:52,666 --> 01:15:54,250
And that mattress isn't going to
1740
01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:54,875
deflate itself.
1741
01:15:55,041 --> 01:15:56,208
[Laughter]
1742
01:16:07,166 --> 01:16:08,125
She's right.
1743
01:16:09,916 --> 01:16:13,666
[Instrumental guitar music]
1744
01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:16,041
[Sighs]
1745
01:16:34,833 --> 01:16:37,666
[Screams]
1746
01:16:39,166 --> 01:16:40,083
You good, Ry?
1747
01:16:40,375 --> 01:16:41,291
Love you - Love you too
1748
01:16:51,041 --> 01:16:51,791
Spencer,
1749
01:16:53,416 --> 01:16:55,500
Stand up for yourself and this
family.
1750
01:16:55,583 --> 01:16:56,375
You deserve it.
1751
01:16:57,291 --> 01:16:58,708
Love always, Sandy.
1752
01:16:59,375 --> 01:17:01,416
Yes, take off the tree hill jersey
1753
01:17:01,416 --> 01:17:02,500
every once in a while, you
1754
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:03,166
stink babe.
1755
01:17:05,666 --> 01:17:08,083
Okay, just get closer
together and
1756
01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:09,041
smile for me, alright?
1757
01:17:09,541 --> 01:17:10,916
Whoa, what's this?
1758
01:17:11,416 --> 01:17:12,416
That's a light.
1759
01:17:12,750 --> 01:17:13,458
Who made it?
1760
01:17:13,791 --> 01:17:14,708
I don't know.
1761
01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:16,333
Where'd you get it?
1762
01:17:17,041 --> 01:17:18,750
The company bought it.
1763
01:17:19,083 --> 01:17:20,458
Ew, why'd you
choose this one?
1764
01:17:20,541 --> 01:17:21,750
Why'd you choose this background?
1765
01:17:22,458 --> 01:17:23,500
Why couldn't you choose one with
1766
01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:23,833
Santa?
1767
01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:28,000
Because that was the one we
chose.
1768
01:17:28,541 --> 01:17:29,583
It doesn't look very good.
1769
01:17:30,791 --> 01:17:32,375
Cool, I see the family.
1770
01:17:32,500 --> 01:17:33,583
Yep, there they are.
1771
01:17:33,916 --> 01:17:34,583
Where am I?
1772
01:17:35,083 --> 01:17:36,458
Well, you're standing behind the
1773
01:17:36,458 --> 01:17:37,166
camera, so...
1774
01:17:39,041 --> 01:17:39,583
Hi!
1775
01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:45,375
Josie, come back here, please.
1776
01:17:50,708 --> 01:17:54,750
So, uh, you ever do, uh,
1777
01:17:54,958 --> 01:17:56,291
private sessions?
1778
01:17:57,916 --> 01:17:59,208
For photos.
1779
01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:03,916
Like, uh, something more intimate, you
1780
01:18:03,916 --> 01:18:04,041
know?
1781
01:18:04,458 --> 01:18:06,166
Yeah, that's gonna be a hard
1782
01:18:06,166 --> 01:18:06,875
pass, buddy.
1783
01:18:08,791 --> 01:18:10,500
You're missing out.
1784
01:18:10,791 --> 01:18:11,291
Clearly.
1785
01:18:25,833 --> 01:18:26,375
Got him,
1786
01:18:36,375 --> 01:18:37,583
Can you regret a whole life?
1787
01:18:38,916 --> 01:18:39,875
Every day.
1788
01:18:41,375 --> 01:18:42,500
Can we take the picture?
1789
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:43,083
Please!
1790
01:18:43,416 --> 01:18:44,291
Waiting on you.
1791
01:18:46,208 --> 01:18:46,625
Okay!
1792
01:18:49,208 --> 01:18:51,333
Sorry, everyone,
that's the front door.
1793
01:18:51,375 --> 01:18:52,125
I gotta go get that.
1794
01:18:52,291 --> 01:18:53,541
Um, how about you think about
1795
01:18:53,541 --> 01:18:54,375
making better decisions?
1796
01:19:09,458 --> 01:19:10,833
Are you okay?
1797
01:19:11,541 --> 01:19:12,750
What can I do for you
1798
01:19:12,750 --> 01:19:13,708
on this wonderful day?
1799
01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:16,000
I saw you guys do framing,
1800
01:19:16,416 --> 01:19:18,416
and my sister's birthday is next.
1801
01:19:18,583 --> 01:19:18,958
Jake!
1802
01:19:19,333 --> 01:19:20,291
Spencer, wow!
1803
01:19:20,916 --> 01:19:21,666
How are you?
1804
01:19:21,666 --> 01:19:22,375
It's been years.
1805
01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:24,250
How you been?
1806
01:19:24,625 --> 01:19:26,416
I've just been living the dream.
1807
01:19:26,416 --> 01:19:28,250
How are you?
1808
01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:29,083
How's life?
1809
01:19:29,750 --> 01:19:30,541
Good, good.
1810
01:19:30,625 --> 01:19:31,833
I just moved back to town.
1811
01:19:32,083 --> 01:19:32,916
I wanted to be closer to
1812
01:19:32,916 --> 01:19:33,375
my sister.
1813
01:19:33,708 --> 01:19:34,958
Oh, you're so cool.
1814
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:36,041
I mean, that's so cool.
1815
01:19:37,541 --> 01:19:38,750
You wanna get coffee?
1816
01:19:38,958 --> 01:19:39,708
We could catch up?
1817
01:19:40,166 --> 01:19:41,250
Yeah, that'd be great.
1818
01:19:41,375 --> 01:19:42,625
What the fuck are you doing?
1819
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,541
That family is waiting on you.
1820
01:19:44,875 --> 01:19:46,791
Get your Frankenstein
looking ass back
1821
01:19:46,791 --> 01:19:48,125
there and get to work!
1822
01:19:48,250 --> 01:19:48,916
Okay, sorry.
1823
01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:50,875
Sorry, um...
1824
01:19:51,750 --> 01:19:52,666
Yeah, it's just, you said you'd
1825
01:19:52,666 --> 01:19:53,791
get that 50 bucks back to
1826
01:19:53,791 --> 01:19:53,916
me.
1827
01:19:53,916 --> 01:19:55,375
Well, I don't have it.
1828
01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:56,375
I won't have it until I
1829
01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:57,000
get it from my bookie.
1830
01:19:57,041 --> 01:19:58,208
Okay, but you said you'd do
1831
01:19:58,208 --> 01:19:58,750
it today.
1832
01:19:59,166 --> 01:19:59,958
Well, I don't.
1833
01:20:00,083 --> 01:20:01,125
So get back to work.
1834
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:04,541
You know what?
1835
01:20:05,208 --> 01:20:06,375
Fuck this, I quit.
1836
01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:06,791
Okay?
1837
01:20:07,500 --> 01:20:08,708
Do you wanna grab coffee?
1838
01:20:09,041 --> 01:20:09,416
Right now?
1839
01:20:10,791 --> 01:20:11,166
Great!
1840
01:20:12,041 --> 01:20:12,416
Bye!
1841
01:20:19,833 --> 01:20:20,916
That was kinda hot.
1842
01:20:21,458 --> 01:20:21,958
I know.
1843
01:20:28,750 --> 01:20:29,541
What the hell?
1844
01:20:29,833 --> 01:20:30,250
Sorry!
1845
01:20:33,291 --> 01:20:34,166
Assaulting the neighbors?
1846
01:20:34,750 --> 01:20:35,875
Just the ones I don't like.
1847
01:20:35,875 --> 01:20:36,750
Good.
1848
01:20:37,791 --> 01:20:38,958
Where did you get this thing?
1849
01:20:39,666 --> 01:20:41,166
Spencer found it on Marketplace.
1850
01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:43,333
Munchkin wants to start playing
baseball now.
1851
01:20:43,958 --> 01:20:45,500
And this was the day to
1852
01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:45,958
fix it?
1853
01:20:46,291 --> 01:20:47,291
Well, I'll probably be in the
1854
01:20:47,291 --> 01:20:48,875
ICU tomorrow, so...
1855
01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:50,000
Yeah.
1856
01:20:52,125 --> 01:20:54,000
About that, I, um...
1857
01:20:55,208 --> 01:20:57,416
I'm gonna watch on TV with
Stacey.
1858
01:20:58,750 --> 01:21:00,333
Everything with Ryan, I just...
1859
01:21:00,333 --> 01:21:00,875
I can't.
1860
01:21:00,875 --> 01:21:01,791
I get it.
1861
01:21:02,083 --> 01:21:03,875
He's a moron, but, uh...
1862
01:21:04,750 --> 01:21:05,916
You know he cares about you,
1863
01:21:05,958 --> 01:21:06,083
right?
1864
01:21:06,791 --> 01:21:07,166
Yeah.
1865
01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:09,625
Feelings aren't enough, though.
1866
01:21:10,416 --> 01:21:11,625
He's supposed to be a grown
1867
01:21:11,625 --> 01:21:12,083
-ass man.
1868
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:13,708
Supposed to be.
1869
01:21:14,250 --> 01:21:16,041
Alright, how's this
thing supposed to work?
1870
01:21:16,333 --> 01:21:16,958
Well,
1871
01:21:18,166 --> 01:21:18,625
Well...
1872
01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:19,958
Supposed to.
1873
01:21:20,833 --> 01:21:22,875
You drop it in here, it
1874
01:21:22,875 --> 01:21:23,333
shoots out.
1875
01:21:25,500 --> 01:21:25,625
But...
1876
01:21:25,625 --> 01:21:26,791
You know how this online shit
1877
01:21:26,791 --> 01:21:27,041
is.
1878
01:21:27,833 --> 01:21:28,291
Hi!
1879
01:21:28,791 --> 01:21:29,208
Hi.
1880
01:21:32,333 --> 01:21:32,916
Guys...
1881
01:21:33,291 --> 01:21:34,666
Today is awesome.
1882
01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:36,625
No.
1883
01:21:37,833 --> 01:21:38,125
Jeez!
1884
01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:40,250
What the hell, Becca?
1885
01:21:41,333 --> 01:21:42,375
It's not funny!
1886
01:21:42,750 --> 01:21:43,416
You could've hit me!
1887
01:21:44,333 --> 01:21:46,166
Josh, Josh, Josh!
1888
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:48,000
Darlene get back?
1889
01:21:48,375 --> 01:21:49,166
I don't know what he's gonna
1890
01:21:49,166 --> 01:21:49,458
do!
1891
01:21:50,166 --> 01:21:50,458
I!
1892
01:21:57,291 --> 01:21:57,625
Am!
1893
01:21:57,625 --> 01:21:58,375
Death
1894
01:21:58,541 --> 01:21:59,166
Ah!
1895
01:22:00,250 --> 01:22:02,041
Dad!
1896
01:22:02,791 --> 01:22:03,583
Dad!
1897
01:22:10,916 --> 01:22:11,916
Mind if I have a hit?
1898
01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:14,250
What do you mean, a hit?
1899
01:22:15,625 --> 01:22:16,583
Dad, who do you think I
1900
01:22:16,583 --> 01:22:17,416
steal all my weed from?
1901
01:22:17,916 --> 01:22:18,958
I thought that was Spencer.
1902
01:22:19,708 --> 01:22:20,416
Take a seat.
1903
01:22:32,041 --> 01:22:33,125
So what are you
actually doing
1904
01:22:33,125 --> 01:22:34,375
tonight that's got
you so amped up?
1905
01:22:37,583 --> 01:22:38,291
I'm, uh...
1906
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:40,125
I'm gonna go get beat up
1907
01:22:40,125 --> 01:22:40,541
for money.
1908
01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:44,375
That sounds like a terrible idea.
1909
01:22:45,166 --> 01:22:46,250
And I doubt it pays enough
1910
01:22:46,250 --> 01:22:47,291
money to save the house.
1911
01:22:49,416 --> 01:22:50,541
What do you know about that?
1912
01:22:52,166 --> 01:22:53,458
Dad, you work two or three
1913
01:22:53,458 --> 01:22:54,416
jobs sometimes.
1914
01:22:54,791 --> 01:22:56,166
It takes forever for you to
1915
01:22:56,166 --> 01:22:56,666
check the mail.
1916
01:22:56,750 --> 01:22:57,416
Do you think it just Bibbidi-
1917
01:22:57,416 --> 01:22:58,583
-Bobbidi-Booed itself onto the counter?
1918
01:22:59,791 --> 01:23:01,125
Again, I thought that was Spencer.
1919
01:23:06,500 --> 01:23:08,500
You know, I, uh...
1920
01:23:08,958 --> 01:23:09,708
I tried.
1921
01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:12,416
I really tried.
1922
01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:17,958
Things were so much easier when
1923
01:23:17,958 --> 01:23:18,541
Mom was here.
1924
01:23:24,458 --> 01:23:25,583
Look, I'm...
1925
01:23:26,125 --> 01:23:28,041
I'm really sorry about last night.
1926
01:23:32,666 --> 01:23:34,000
You know I love you, right?
1927
01:23:34,708 --> 01:23:35,375
Dad,
1928
01:23:38,958 --> 01:23:40,833
You've been keeping
this place together
1929
01:23:40,833 --> 01:23:42,208
for two years.
1930
01:23:43,458 --> 01:23:45,500
You kill yourself for us, I
1931
01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:46,250
get that.
1932
01:23:47,583 --> 01:23:49,291
But you're a good dad.
1933
01:23:51,166 --> 01:23:52,666
And Mom would be proud of
1934
01:23:52,666 --> 01:23:53,375
what you've done.
1935
01:23:55,291 --> 01:23:55,875
Okay?
1936
01:23:55,958 --> 01:23:57,000
We don't need this house.
1937
01:23:57,083 --> 01:23:58,208
We don't need presents.
1938
01:23:58,375 --> 01:23:59,416
We just need you.
1939
01:24:00,416 --> 01:24:01,791
You needed me and I wasn't
1940
01:24:01,791 --> 01:24:02,041
here.
1941
01:24:03,875 --> 01:24:04,625
Mom died.
1942
01:24:05,875 --> 01:24:07,125
And I couldn't even be here
1943
01:24:07,125 --> 01:24:07,666
for you guys.
1944
01:24:07,708 --> 01:24:09,000
Oh, Dad, Mom.
1945
01:24:10,041 --> 01:24:11,250
You were grieving too.
1946
01:24:12,666 --> 01:24:13,625
And besides, you did the best
1947
01:24:13,625 --> 01:24:14,250
that you could.
1948
01:24:17,125 --> 01:24:18,916
And then Spencer moved in from
1949
01:24:18,916 --> 01:24:20,958
California and our socks were never
1950
01:24:20,958 --> 01:24:21,416
soft.
1951
01:24:23,208 --> 01:24:24,416
He's a big fan of that
1952
01:24:24,416 --> 01:24:26,041
fabric softener shit.
1953
01:24:27,541 --> 01:24:30,166
Becca helped with homework and cooked
1954
01:24:30,208 --> 01:24:30,708
us dinner.
1955
01:24:32,291 --> 01:24:33,083
And then
Lucas and his mom
1956
01:24:33,083 --> 01:24:34,208
take us out shopping to
1957
01:24:34,208 --> 01:24:35,291
that trampoline park.
1958
01:24:36,166 --> 01:24:37,208
Although, to be honest, none of
1959
01:24:37,208 --> 01:24:38,250
us could ever have as much
1960
01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:39,291
fun as Lucas did.
1961
01:24:39,541 --> 01:24:41,041
Yeah, he's, uh...
1962
01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:42,583
He likes to jump.
1963
01:24:44,375 --> 01:24:45,583
Ryan would grab us and we'd
1964
01:24:45,583 --> 01:24:47,458
shoot fireworks at passing trains.
1965
01:24:48,541 --> 01:24:49,458
Or he would take us to
1966
01:24:49,458 --> 01:24:50,416
the store and put things in
1967
01:24:50,416 --> 01:24:51,625
our bag when he thought that
1968
01:24:51,625 --> 01:24:52,333
we weren't looking.
1969
01:24:52,333 --> 01:24:56,625
Not the best influence, but he
1970
01:24:56,625 --> 01:24:57,000
was here.
1971
01:24:58,375 --> 01:24:59,458
The point is...
1972
01:25:01,625 --> 01:25:03,083
that we turned out alright.
1973
01:25:05,041 --> 01:25:06,583
People loved us.
1974
01:25:08,041 --> 01:25:09,458
And, yeah, we miss Mom.
1975
01:25:10,875 --> 01:25:12,250
But they each filled that void
1976
01:25:12,250 --> 01:25:13,250
piece by piece.
1977
01:25:14,791 --> 01:25:16,083
And you worked hard for us
1978
01:25:16,083 --> 01:25:17,041
and you loved us.
1979
01:25:17,708 --> 01:25:19,333
And you still showed when I
1980
01:25:19,333 --> 01:25:21,291
know you wanted so
badly to quit.
1981
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:25,166
Every match,
you were all there
1982
01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:26,333
and you were by far the
1983
01:25:26,333 --> 01:25:28,250
loudest out of anybody in that
gym.
1984
01:25:29,916 --> 01:25:31,333
You're frankly embarrassing.
1985
01:25:33,958 --> 01:25:34,458
Dad,
1986
01:25:36,250 --> 01:25:37,583
You made sure that we had
1987
01:25:37,583 --> 01:25:39,291
a family that loved us.
1988
01:25:40,541 --> 01:25:40,916
Okay?
1989
01:25:40,958 --> 01:25:42,375
You loved us.
1990
01:25:44,250 --> 01:25:45,041
Okay, big loser.
1991
01:25:45,208 --> 01:25:45,416
Come here.
1992
01:25:48,708 --> 01:25:49,791
Oh, I love you, kid.
1993
01:25:50,375 --> 01:25:51,416
I love you, dad.
1994
01:26:06,250 --> 01:26:07,000
Girls!
1995
01:26:19,166 --> 01:26:20,666
You don't have to do this.
1996
01:26:21,791 --> 01:26:22,625
But if you are going to
1997
01:26:22,625 --> 01:26:23,750
be an idiot, please be a
1998
01:26:23,750 --> 01:26:24,458
careful one.
1999
01:26:24,916 --> 01:26:25,750
I kinda think I do.
2000
01:26:27,166 --> 01:26:27,541
Hey.
2001
01:26:29,458 --> 01:26:30,666
I took a couple days off
2002
01:26:30,666 --> 01:26:31,083
next week.
2003
01:26:31,166 --> 01:26:32,666
We can go to college
2004
01:26:32,666 --> 01:26:32,958
stuff.
2005
01:26:37,458 --> 01:26:38,708
Have fun being Santa.
2006
01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:39,458
I will.
2007
01:26:39,791 --> 01:26:40,416
Be good, okay?
2008
01:26:41,083 --> 01:26:42,083
Love you, kiddo.
2009
01:26:43,875 --> 01:26:44,791
All right, guys.
2010
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:45,791
Let's go.
2011
01:26:46,166 --> 01:26:48,791
♫ It's the final showdown.
2012
01:26:50,875 --> 01:26:55,333
♫ [trumpet noises] ♫
2013
01:26:56,416 --> 01:26:58,458
You were always my favorite.
2014
01:26:59,125 --> 01:27:00,916
I will shove fireworks up your
2015
01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:01,291
ass.
2016
01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:02,625
So mean.
2017
01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:05,750
Look, I'm going to do my
2018
01:27:05,791 --> 01:27:07,083
best to corral them both, but
2019
01:27:07,083 --> 01:27:08,291
I can't make any promises.
2020
01:27:09,041 --> 01:27:09,416
All right?
2021
01:27:10,541 --> 01:27:10,958
Okay.
2022
01:27:10,958 --> 01:27:11,666
Have fun.
2023
01:27:12,625 --> 01:27:13,416
I'm going to try.
2024
01:27:15,250 --> 01:27:15,666
Bye.
2025
01:27:15,833 --> 01:27:16,791
Bye
2026
01:27:17,041 --> 01:27:18,125
Hey, where's Becca?
2027
01:27:18,250 --> 01:27:18,916
Why isn't she here?
2028
01:27:20,208 --> 01:27:21,500
She said she
couldn't come.
2029
01:27:23,250 --> 01:27:24,250
Well, that sucks.
2030
01:27:25,291 --> 01:27:26,208
Wish she could have.
2031
01:27:26,958 --> 01:27:28,083
Maybe if you didn't fuck some
2032
01:27:28,083 --> 01:27:29,333
random elf at the Christmas party,
2033
01:27:29,416 --> 01:27:29,916
she would have.
2034
01:27:30,083 --> 01:27:32,166
Well, first off, fuck you.
2035
01:27:32,916 --> 01:27:34,208
And second off, it was a
2036
01:27:34,208 --> 01:27:34,791
Santa's helper.
2037
01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:35,958
It's like a tier up, dude.
2038
01:27:36,166 --> 01:27:36,916
What the hell does that have
2039
01:27:36,916 --> 01:27:37,500
to do with anything?
2040
01:27:38,416 --> 01:27:40,000
You're a fucking moron, you know
2041
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:40,208
that?
2042
01:27:40,791 --> 01:27:41,791
That girl's been in love with
2043
01:27:41,791 --> 01:27:42,708
you since we were kids, and
2044
01:27:42,708 --> 01:27:43,916
all you ever do is fuck
2045
01:27:43,916 --> 01:27:44,250
it up.
2046
01:27:44,416 --> 01:27:45,541
What the fuck is wrong with
2047
01:27:45,541 --> 01:27:45,625
you?
2048
01:27:45,625 --> 01:27:46,750
She left fucking me!
2049
01:27:46,833 --> 01:27:47,875
You left her!
2050
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:48,791
What, was she supposed to sit
2051
01:27:48,791 --> 01:27:49,666
around and wait for you?
2052
01:27:49,750 --> 01:27:50,208
Well, you know what?
2053
01:27:50,208 --> 01:27:51,583
We all can't just freaking settle,
2054
01:27:51,750 --> 01:27:51,916
dude.
2055
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:54,041
Yeah, I settled for
something great.
2056
01:27:54,416 --> 01:27:56,000
You settled for a fucking trip
2057
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:56,791
to L.A. with him to
2058
01:27:56,791 --> 01:27:57,708
try to be some actor in
2059
01:27:57,708 --> 01:27:58,833
his little student film.
2060
01:27:58,833 --> 01:27:59,625
Thanks, asshole.
2061
01:28:00,125 --> 01:28:00,916
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
2062
01:28:00,958 --> 01:28:02,250
Let me get your Oscar for
2063
01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:02,916
you there, Mr. Damon. Boop!
2064
01:28:03,333 --> 01:28:04,958
All right, fuck you, dude.
2065
01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:06,500
Mr. Moopin' around the last two
2066
01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:06,750
years.
2067
01:28:07,125 --> 01:28:08,416
Terrified to make any type of
2068
01:28:08,416 --> 01:28:09,666
leap in life while we sit
2069
01:28:09,666 --> 01:28:10,541
here and help you all the
2070
01:28:10,541 --> 01:28:10,916
time.
2071
01:28:11,208 --> 01:28:12,333
And now there's some nice girl
2072
01:28:12,333 --> 01:28:14,250
out there who, God forbid, actually
2073
01:28:14,250 --> 01:28:15,833
likes you for some weird reason.
2074
01:28:16,041 --> 01:28:17,041
And all you do is just
2075
01:28:17,041 --> 01:28:18,875
sit there and whine about everything.
2076
01:28:19,166 --> 01:28:19,541
And you know what?
2077
01:28:19,583 --> 01:28:20,416
You're just acting like a little
2078
01:28:20,416 --> 01:28:21,000
bitch all the time.
2079
01:28:21,000 --> 01:28:21,291
Hey!
2080
01:28:21,583 --> 01:28:21,958
Hey!
2081
01:28:22,833 --> 01:28:25,166
What is wrong with both of
2082
01:28:25,208 --> 01:28:25,458
you?
2083
01:28:27,125 --> 01:28:28,583
You know,
aside from my mom,
2084
01:28:28,875 --> 01:28:29,750
you guys are supposed to be
2085
01:28:29,750 --> 01:28:30,791
the closest thing that I have
2086
01:28:30,791 --> 01:28:31,125
to family.
2087
01:28:31,208 --> 01:28:32,125
And you guys are tearing it
2088
01:28:32,125 --> 01:28:32,416
apart.
2089
01:28:32,791 --> 01:28:34,041
You guys are going in here,
2090
01:28:34,083 --> 01:28:35,208
and I believe that you guys
2091
01:28:35,208 --> 01:28:35,708
can win.
2092
01:28:35,708 --> 01:28:37,083
You're never going to win if
2093
01:28:37,083 --> 01:28:38,250
you guys are stuck here fighting
2094
01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:38,916
with each other.
2095
01:28:39,166 --> 01:28:40,416
You're supposed to be friends.
2096
01:28:42,666 --> 01:28:44,250
Man, it's been such a fucking
2097
01:28:44,250 --> 01:28:44,625
pleasure.
2098
01:28:44,750 --> 01:28:44,958
Yeah.
2099
01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:53,125
Christmas lights are kind of pretty.
2100
01:28:53,916 --> 01:28:55,291
Shut the fuck up!
2101
01:29:00,666 --> 01:29:01,958
Listen here, you monkeys.
2102
01:29:02,666 --> 01:29:04,416
Don't you dare call me a
2103
01:29:04,416 --> 01:29:04,625
monkey.
2104
01:29:05,166 --> 01:29:06,458
If you want to get paid,
2105
01:29:06,791 --> 01:29:07,291
shut up.
2106
01:29:07,666 --> 01:29:09,458
Be the fucking professionals I hired.
2107
01:29:09,791 --> 01:29:10,791
We'll make it quick, boss.
2108
01:29:11,375 --> 01:29:12,250
Yeah, real quick.
2109
01:29:13,375 --> 01:29:14,291
No, no, no, draw it out.
2110
01:29:14,500 --> 01:29:15,416
Make them suffer.
2111
01:29:16,416 --> 01:29:17,625
I like that plan better.
2112
01:29:29,083 --> 01:29:29,583
Hey.
2113
01:29:30,833 --> 01:29:33,958
Those guys, my friends,
they're good people.
2114
01:29:34,583 --> 01:29:36,375
Why would you want to hurt
them?
2115
01:29:37,333 --> 01:29:38,708
That's so adorable.
2116
01:29:39,625 --> 01:29:40,208
Scurry along.
2117
01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:42,166
I believe in them.
2118
01:29:43,541 --> 01:29:45,041
I'd bet anything on it.
2119
01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:47,916
How much?
2120
01:29:48,875 --> 01:29:49,500
What?
2121
01:29:49,958 --> 01:29:50,833
How much is everything?
2122
01:29:51,708 --> 01:29:53,708
I'll take all from you lowly misfits.
2123
01:29:54,875 --> 01:29:56,750
I've got about 5,000 in
2124
01:29:56,750 --> 01:29:57,583
my account right now.
2125
01:29:57,958 --> 01:29:58,583
Great.
2126
01:29:58,791 --> 01:30:00,916
If those losers manage to win
2127
01:30:00,916 --> 01:30:01,958
this, I'll give you 10.
2128
01:30:03,125 --> 01:30:03,791
Deal.
2129
01:30:04,958 --> 01:30:06,000
They're gonna win.
2130
01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:08,750
Merry Christmas.
2131
01:30:09,458 --> 01:30:10,083
Merry Christmas.
2132
01:30:11,958 --> 01:30:13,833
Shut the fuck up!
2133
01:30:14,625 --> 01:30:15,458
Mom's spaghetti.
2134
01:30:16,625 --> 01:30:17,375
Knee's weak.
2135
01:30:17,958 --> 01:30:18,375
Mom's spaghetti.
2136
01:30:18,375 --> 01:30:19,833
I'm the program director, and we
2137
01:30:19,833 --> 01:30:21,333
will be broadcasting this live.
2138
01:30:22,500 --> 01:30:24,333
You're much smaller
and out of
2139
01:30:24,333 --> 01:30:25,458
shape than I expected.
2140
01:30:26,125 --> 01:30:28,041
Not sure why he insisted on
you two.
2141
01:30:28,791 --> 01:30:29,333
Who?
2142
01:30:30,041 --> 01:30:30,833
That's not important.
2143
01:30:31,750 --> 01:30:33,083
So, it's a two-on-two
2144
01:30:33,083 --> 01:30:33,458
match.
2145
01:30:33,583 --> 01:30:34,375
No holds barred.
2146
01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:35,791
Standard one-two-three.
2147
01:30:36,208 --> 01:30:37,458
Ref ain't gonna call it unless
2148
01:30:37,458 --> 01:30:38,500
you're going to die.
2149
01:30:38,875 --> 01:30:39,583
That's the deal.
2150
01:30:39,791 --> 01:30:40,250
What?
2151
01:30:41,333 --> 01:30:42,583
Now give me a good show.
2152
01:30:43,125 --> 01:30:43,833
Wait a minute.
2153
01:30:44,375 --> 01:30:45,125
We're fighting him?
2154
01:30:47,875 --> 01:30:48,416
Yeah, yeah.
2155
01:30:49,833 --> 01:30:50,833
This isn't good.
2156
01:30:51,583 --> 01:30:52,083
Revenge.
2157
01:30:52,833 --> 01:30:53,666
No, revenge?
2158
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,708
Dude, he already
kicked the shit out of us.
2159
01:30:55,791 --> 01:30:58,166
Oh, Christ, today's too much!
2160
01:31:04,958 --> 01:31:06,208
Get your shit together,
alright?
2161
01:31:06,625 --> 01:31:07,125
Alright?
2162
01:31:07,833 --> 01:31:09,041
This isn't for you.
2163
01:31:09,333 --> 01:31:11,416
This is for those
fucking girls at home!
2164
01:31:12,041 --> 01:31:12,250
Okay?
2165
01:31:13,208 --> 01:31:14,000
This is for them!
2166
01:31:14,166 --> 01:31:15,541
This is for us!
2167
01:31:15,708 --> 01:31:16,041
Okay?
2168
01:31:16,208 --> 01:31:16,458
Okay.
2169
01:31:16,791 --> 01:31:17,958
You're gonna get out there,
2170
01:31:18,166 --> 01:31:20,375
and you're gonna get
your asses handed to you,
2171
01:31:20,375 --> 01:31:22,750
but you're gonna find a
way to fucking win, alright?
2172
01:31:22,958 --> 01:31:23,250
Okay.
2173
01:31:23,416 --> 01:31:23,750
Okay?
2174
01:31:24,083 --> 01:31:24,291
Yeah.
2175
01:31:24,750 --> 01:31:25,208
Alright!
2176
01:31:27,583 --> 01:31:28,458
Aaw!
2177
01:31:30,750 --> 01:31:31,666
Hell, yeah.
2178
01:31:33,166 --> 01:31:35,208
I think I'm at full
chub right now.
2179
01:31:35,625 --> 01:31:36,000
Me too.
2180
01:31:36,541 --> 01:31:37,583
Get me ice.
2181
01:31:37,583 --> 01:31:37,750
Shit!
2182
01:31:42,958 --> 01:31:44,375
Out of my way, peasant.
2183
01:31:47,291 --> 01:31:50,375
[Suspenseful music]
2184
01:31:53,541 --> 01:31:54,083
Fuck,
2185
01:31:54,708 --> 01:31:55,166
Stuck. Help!
2186
01:31:55,875 --> 01:31:56,541
It's stuck!
2187
01:31:56,833 --> 01:31:59,083
[Knocking the door]
2188
01:32:01,666 --> 01:32:04,083
[Chatter]
2189
01:32:04,291 --> 01:32:05,000
Where's Lucas?
2190
01:32:05,333 --> 01:32:05,583
I don't know.
2191
01:32:05,666 --> 01:32:07,375
He's probably
getting into his, uh...
2192
01:32:07,375 --> 01:32:08,541
Hey, that's the fucking guy.
2193
01:32:09,166 --> 01:32:09,875
That's not a guy.
2194
01:32:10,333 --> 01:32:10,750
Who is that?
2195
01:32:11,125 --> 01:32:12,708
Either of you seen
the program director?
2196
01:32:13,666 --> 01:32:14,625
Oh, Confidence Killer?
2197
01:32:15,000 --> 01:32:15,791
Yeah, she just left.
2198
01:32:18,458 --> 01:32:19,583
We're about to go live.
2199
01:32:19,666 --> 01:32:20,750
We need a program director.
2200
01:32:24,375 --> 01:32:25,083
My god!
2201
01:32:25,458 --> 01:32:27,541
Spencer here is a
great film director.
2202
01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:29,083
I'm sure he can help you.
2203
01:32:29,333 --> 01:32:31,458
Oh, is Dollar Store
Christmas Stripper correct?
2204
01:32:32,000 --> 01:32:33,958
You know,
I am offended by that,
2205
01:32:34,166 --> 01:32:35,625
but also flattered.
2206
01:32:37,750 --> 01:32:38,833
Um, yeah, yeah.
2207
01:32:39,291 --> 01:32:40,250
Well, problem solved.
2208
01:32:40,333 --> 01:32:41,916
The overgrown
hipster is directing.
2209
01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:46,000
I'll do it, I'll
do it, I'll do it.
2210
01:32:46,208 --> 01:32:46,958
I'll do it, yeah.
2211
01:32:48,541 --> 01:32:50,083
I don't know what
he's wearing.
2212
01:32:50,833 --> 01:32:53,666
Unless your entrance music
is a Steely Dan cover band,
2213
01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:55,875
find something a
little less sad dad
2214
01:32:55,875 --> 01:32:57,333
and a little more
competent wrestler.
2215
01:32:57,833 --> 01:32:59,041
Let's go, Mumford & Sons.
2216
01:32:59,625 --> 01:33:00,833
Mumford & S...
2217
01:33:02,125 --> 01:33:02,833
Good luck.
2218
01:33:03,208 --> 01:33:03,958
Good luck, okay?
2219
01:33:04,125 --> 01:33:04,333
All right.
2220
01:33:04,583 --> 01:33:05,375
You kill it.
2221
01:33:05,791 --> 01:33:07,083
Hey, they're a good band.
2222
01:33:07,125 --> 01:33:07,666
Come back here.
2223
01:33:07,875 --> 01:33:09,333
At least you got a
current band reference.
2224
01:33:10,541 --> 01:33:12,625
Hey, um, I'm
gonna go take a piss
2225
01:33:12,625 --> 01:33:13,541
and I'll meet you
out there, all right?
2226
01:33:13,666 --> 01:33:13,958
All right.
2227
01:33:14,958 --> 01:33:17,000
Hey, send pics.
2228
01:33:17,791 --> 01:33:18,625
Son of a...
2229
01:33:19,083 --> 01:33:20,125
[Smiles]
2230
01:33:21,791 --> 01:33:22,333
Hey, man.
2231
01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:24,541
You sure you wanna do this?
2232
01:33:25,166 --> 01:33:26,000
I have to.
2233
01:33:28,125 --> 01:33:29,000
I can get that.
2234
01:33:29,583 --> 01:33:30,500
You might as well
look the part.
2235
01:33:31,250 --> 01:33:31,625
Cool.
2236
01:33:32,083 --> 01:33:32,750
Thanks, man.
2237
01:33:34,083 --> 01:33:34,916
You look familiar.
2238
01:33:36,833 --> 01:33:37,958
I've been around a while.
2239
01:33:38,416 --> 01:33:39,000
Just be careful.
2240
01:33:39,458 --> 01:33:40,833
This whole thing
seems real shady.
2241
01:33:41,208 --> 01:33:41,833
Something's going on.
2242
01:33:42,375 --> 01:33:43,541
Just leave it in here
when you're done.
2243
01:33:45,833 --> 01:33:47,041
He's down for the count.
2244
01:33:47,458 --> 01:33:48,791
Hey, get your own.
2245
01:33:53,250 --> 01:33:54,833
So, what do you think
their chances are?
2246
01:33:54,833 --> 01:33:56,708
Snowball's chance in hell.
2247
01:34:00,250 --> 01:34:01,583
Nice necklace.
2248
01:34:02,208 --> 01:34:03,333
You feeling nostalgic?
2249
01:34:05,083 --> 01:34:06,541
Fuck off, Stacey.
2250
01:34:11,916 --> 01:34:13,458
[Deeply exhales]
2251
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:17,583
Good evening.
2252
01:34:18,541 --> 01:34:20,041
It's a lovely night,
isn't it?
2253
01:34:20,916 --> 01:34:22,833
Oh, piss off,
old man Potter.
2254
01:34:23,416 --> 01:34:24,041
One moment.
2255
01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:26,125
I have a proposition for you.
2256
01:34:26,833 --> 01:34:29,333
One that will help everyone
in this sad situation.
2257
01:34:30,458 --> 01:34:32,416
I don't want shit from you.
2258
01:34:32,916 --> 01:34:34,333
Well, you do.
2259
01:34:34,583 --> 01:34:36,000
You just don't know it yet.
2260
01:34:38,833 --> 01:34:39,875
What the hell was that?
2261
01:34:41,125 --> 01:34:43,666
We've had pre-production
footage running all day.
2262
01:34:43,750 --> 01:34:45,250
We've got hidden cameras
everywhere backstage.
2263
01:34:47,833 --> 01:34:48,791
Fuck, Ryan.
2264
01:34:48,875 --> 01:34:51,000
You wanted to be the center
of attention, so let's do that.
2265
01:34:51,958 --> 01:34:54,916
Do you know the
show All My Hospitals?
2266
01:34:56,291 --> 01:34:58,791
The multi-Emmy award-winning
daytime soap opera?
2267
01:34:58,791 --> 01:35:01,958
There's a new
character joining, Alfonso.
2268
01:35:02,958 --> 01:35:05,041
After your fiery
exit the other night,
2269
01:35:05,208 --> 01:35:07,166
I think you fit
the role perfectly.
2270
01:35:08,625 --> 01:35:10,750
I have a friend in the
casting department.
2271
01:35:11,625 --> 01:35:13,500
People like you
don't do shit for free.
2272
01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:15,250
It's barely an
inconvenience.
2273
01:35:15,833 --> 01:35:17,833
You want to help
your friend move on.
2274
01:35:18,500 --> 01:35:20,125
And I want that house.
2275
01:35:24,541 --> 01:35:25,583
No, I can't do it.
2276
01:35:25,958 --> 01:35:27,083
I can't do that to him.
2277
01:35:27,166 --> 01:35:29,458
No, you want to help
your friend move on.
2278
01:35:32,416 --> 01:35:36,041
Do you understand the doors
this opportunity will open for you?
2279
01:35:38,625 --> 01:35:41,166
I can see a Daytime
Emmy in your future, buddy.
2280
01:35:44,416 --> 01:35:46,833
And now, a message
from our sponsors.
2281
01:35:49,291 --> 01:35:51,541
Would Ryan really
fuck over Josh like that?
2282
01:35:51,583 --> 01:35:52,291
I don't know.
2283
01:35:53,291 --> 01:35:54,291
I hope not.
2284
01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:58,333
Come on, Ryan, let
me believe in you again.
2285
01:35:58,791 --> 01:36:01,166
Ladies and gentlemen,
it is now time
2286
01:36:01,166 --> 01:36:06,000
for your Three Legacies
Wrestling Holiday Match.
2287
01:36:06,250 --> 01:36:08,333
And through the curtain,
you see
2288
01:36:08,333 --> 01:36:11,416
our heavyweight
champion, Crusher, tonight.
2289
01:36:11,958 --> 01:36:16,208
Known as the Santa Crusher,
along with the lovely Zoey.
2290
01:36:17,375 --> 01:36:20,125
And Zoey doesn't look too
thrilled to be here right now.
2291
01:36:20,416 --> 01:36:22,333
Santa Crusher's kind of
pushing her along.
2292
01:36:23,500 --> 01:36:26,500
Santa Crusher not
showing that holiday spirit.
2293
01:36:31,750 --> 01:36:35,541
[Upbeat music]
2294
01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:38,291
Here come the challengers,
2295
01:36:38,958 --> 01:36:41,125
Although they look a little bit
more challenged.
2296
01:36:43,916 --> 01:36:44,958
[Indistinct chatter]
2297
01:36:52,083 --> 01:36:54,666
What is the big guy wearing?
2298
01:36:55,541 --> 01:36:57,333
The jacket looks awfully familiar.
2299
01:36:58,291 --> 01:36:59,541
Is that one of Misfit's
old jackets
2300
01:37:00,083 --> 01:37:00,791
Are you kidding?
2301
01:37:01,041 --> 01:37:02,250
That is very interesting.
2302
01:37:18,041 --> 01:37:18,833
[Bell rings]
2303
01:37:18,833 --> 01:37:19,875
And there's the bell.
2304
01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:21,416
Oh!
2305
01:37:22,958 --> 01:37:25,666
I'm wearing a cup you moron!
2306
01:37:25,875 --> 01:37:27,000
Oh...
2307
01:37:28,208 --> 01:37:29,666
Drop kick by Zoe,
2308
01:37:29,708 --> 01:37:31,500
Oh man what a start...
2309
01:37:31,625 --> 01:37:32,833
These guys are serious.
2310
01:37:34,041 --> 01:37:35,958
This might end
before it even started.
2311
01:37:36,083 --> 01:37:38,000
Yeah, we'd be lucky to
get to the end of this r-
2312
01:37:38,208 --> 01:37:40,375
Oh, Zoe goes down
hard by the big guy.
2313
01:37:40,375 --> 01:37:41,375
He's gonna punch her.
2314
01:37:41,500 --> 01:37:42,541
Looks like he tripped up.
2315
01:37:42,833 --> 01:37:44,375
Oh, the elf goes flying
2316
01:37:45,000 --> 01:37:47,000
Kick by the Santa Crusher.
2317
01:37:47,208 --> 01:37:49,583
Kick to the face.
2318
01:37:52,791 --> 01:37:55,750
The elf comes down
hard on Santa Crusher.
2319
01:37:55,916 --> 01:37:57,583
Oh, Zoey with the shoulder tackle.
2320
01:37:59,250 --> 01:38:01,666
Santa Crusher barking
orders to
2321
01:38:01,875 --> 01:38:03,750
Zoey, man...
2322
01:38:10,291 --> 01:38:13,041
Another drop kick by Zoey
2323
01:38:13,541 --> 01:38:15,541
Again Santa Crusher tells
Zoey what to do
2324
01:38:21,083 --> 01:38:22,166
Making a wish,
2325
01:38:22,166 --> 01:38:23,375
Oh, lands on his feet.
2326
01:38:23,791 --> 01:38:25,208
With the nut shot!
2327
01:38:27,833 --> 01:38:30,166
I got paid 3 grand to be the
shit out of you
2328
01:38:30,375 --> 01:38:32,250
But I would have done it for free.
2329
01:38:33,125 --> 01:38:34,875
Zoey taking care of the elf.
2330
01:38:36,125 --> 01:38:38,333
There's the end of
round number one.
2331
01:38:40,208 --> 01:38:42,458
This has been a
street fight so far.
2332
01:38:42,708 --> 01:38:46,041
Yeah, definitely more of a
street fight than a wrestling match.
2333
01:38:47,916 --> 01:38:48,875
What the fuck?
2334
01:38:49,041 --> 01:38:50,083
What the hell?
2335
01:38:52,083 --> 01:38:53,916
Maybe they'll get tired
of all the punching.
2336
01:38:55,125 --> 01:38:58,333
And again, Santa Crusher
jaw jacking with Zoey.
2337
01:38:58,416 --> 01:39:02,166
Zoey just listening to
what he has to say.
2338
01:39:05,083 --> 01:39:05,708
No!
2339
01:39:06,083 --> 01:39:07,125
That's a really deep cut.
2340
01:39:07,708 --> 01:39:09,000
Can you go get the medical bag?
2341
01:39:09,541 --> 01:39:11,375
I believe you guys can do this.
2342
01:39:11,708 --> 01:39:13,083
Shut up, Lucas!
2343
01:39:14,750 --> 01:39:15,333
We have to.
2344
01:39:16,000 --> 01:39:16,666
We have to.
2345
01:39:17,125 --> 01:39:18,833
No, we can't do this, dude.
2346
01:39:18,833 --> 01:39:19,583
We've got to quit.
2347
01:39:19,750 --> 01:39:20,416
Are you sure?
2348
01:39:23,375 --> 01:39:24,250
[Bell rings]
2349
01:39:24,250 --> 01:39:24,875
Oh!
2350
01:39:27,833 --> 01:39:28,500
Yeah!
2351
01:39:29,708 --> 01:39:30,958
Ohhh!
2352
01:39:31,125 --> 01:39:34,375
Boo...
2353
01:39:34,541 --> 01:39:44,541
♪ "March of the Toy Soliders" ♪
2354
01:39:44,666 --> 01:39:47,916
Going to the grave
2355
01:39:50,000 --> 01:39:51,833
[Crowd cheers]
2356
01:39:51,833 --> 01:39:53,916
Broke that little guy in two,
Just like a candy cane.
2357
01:39:56,000 --> 01:39:56,708
He's down
2358
01:39:56,833 --> 01:39:58,791
He's not doing well.
2359
01:39:59,958 --> 01:40:02,000
Santa Crusher is
not feeling a thing.
2360
01:40:04,375 --> 01:40:06,708
And Crusher just
tossing the big guy.
2361
01:40:07,375 --> 01:40:09,166
Oh, did you hear that?
2362
01:40:09,250 --> 01:40:10,041
Was that his head?
2363
01:40:10,291 --> 01:40:10,708
Oh!
2364
01:40:10,708 --> 01:40:11,083
Oh!
2365
01:40:11,541 --> 01:40:14,208
Boo...
2366
01:40:18,458 --> 01:40:19,500
Are you good?
2367
01:40:20,625 --> 01:40:21,291
[Laughs]
2368
01:40:22,375 --> 01:40:23,458
[Screams]
2369
01:40:24,875 --> 01:40:28,000
[Applause]
2370
01:40:28,541 --> 01:40:32,458
Is he allowed to tap?
2371
01:40:39,291 --> 01:40:42,666
Clothes line by Santa Crusher
2372
01:40:43,416 --> 01:40:45,291
The beginning, the end
Taking their clothes off
2373
01:40:58,375 --> 01:41:00,083
Hey, Joe, what's up
2374
01:41:03,875 --> 01:41:04,958
Take them out,
2375
01:41:06,541 --> 01:41:08,083
Oh, what happened,
2376
01:41:08,125 --> 01:41:09,916
Something got
in the eyes of Zoey.
2377
01:41:10,250 --> 01:41:12,583
Well, out goes Zoey
hard to the floor.
2378
01:41:12,833 --> 01:41:14,666
[Applause]
2379
01:41:18,791 --> 01:41:20,625
What are these two Bozos
doing in there?
2380
01:41:23,291 --> 01:41:25,750
Dude, let's just
fucking quit, all right?
2381
01:41:26,083 --> 01:41:26,875
Let's just go home.
2382
01:41:29,500 --> 01:41:31,333
My kids are gonna have
a fucking Christmas.
2383
01:41:31,875 --> 01:41:35,458
[Crowd cheering]
2384
01:41:36,291 --> 01:41:37,458
Announcer: What's Zoey doing?
2385
01:41:39,291 --> 01:41:40,250
That's funny,
2386
01:41:40,250 --> 01:41:41,458
Got those two guys down,
2387
01:41:41,583 --> 01:41:42,041
-Let's fucking go.
2388
01:41:42,041 --> 01:41:42,291
Oh, hey!
2389
01:41:42,708 --> 01:41:44,541
Announcer: Those guys came out
to help Zoey.
2390
01:41:45,416 --> 01:41:48,333
[Crowd cheering]
2391
01:41:53,875 --> 01:41:55,083
[Punch]
2392
01:42:08,666 --> 01:42:09,500
One,
2393
01:42:09,500 --> 01:42:10,000
Two,
2394
01:42:10,208 --> 01:42:10,958
Three
2395
01:42:11,208 --> 01:42:12,458
[Bell rings]
2396
01:42:18,875 --> 01:42:21,083
[Screams]
2397
01:42:21,916 --> 01:42:23,000
Oh my God!
2398
01:42:23,208 --> 01:42:26,833
They actually
fucking did it!
2399
01:42:33,958 --> 01:42:35,083
I've got to go see
about a girl.
2400
01:42:36,458 --> 01:42:37,250
They won their money.
2401
01:42:42,250 --> 01:42:42,875
[Deeply exhales]
2402
01:42:43,083 --> 01:42:44,541
That's the kid I knew.
2403
01:42:49,458 --> 01:42:51,000
I finally tracked you down.
2404
01:42:51,541 --> 01:42:54,541
I can't believe you convinced
them to let you out for this.
2405
01:42:54,708 --> 01:42:56,500
[Smiles]
2406
01:42:58,791 --> 01:42:59,875
Nice to see you again,
Raph.
2407
01:43:01,083 --> 01:43:02,291
Stop calling me that.
2408
01:43:03,041 --> 01:43:04,208
You really pushed it today.
2409
01:43:04,208 --> 01:43:09,041
Well, Raph, my husband
needed a Christmas miracle,
2410
01:43:09,208 --> 01:43:11,291
and I'll be damned if he
wasn't going to get one.
2411
01:43:11,583 --> 01:43:12,125
Oh, really?
2412
01:43:13,541 --> 01:43:14,333
Hey, listen.
2413
01:43:14,625 --> 01:43:16,333
A person in need,
a miracle, isn't...
2414
01:43:17,083 --> 01:43:18,416
Isn't that our
whole fucking thing?
2415
01:43:20,083 --> 01:43:22,333
I forgot how far she lives.
2416
01:43:22,458 --> 01:43:23,625
I got one more
thing I want to do.
2417
01:43:24,583 --> 01:43:25,250
And then we can go.
2418
01:43:26,541 --> 01:43:27,000
Fine.
2419
01:43:27,333 --> 01:43:28,250
But hurry up.
2420
01:43:29,208 --> 01:43:31,708
You're making me run like a goddamn
end-of-Christmas
2421
01:43:31,708 --> 01:43:32,333
Hallmark movie.
2422
01:43:32,833 --> 01:43:33,500
Oh!
2423
01:43:36,250 --> 01:43:37,458
Oh God,
2424
01:43:38,125 --> 01:43:39,708
[Panting]
2425
01:43:44,291 --> 01:43:44,791
Oh...
2426
01:43:45,083 --> 01:43:45,458
Hey.
2427
01:44:02,500 --> 01:44:03,416
Woah.
2428
01:44:04,333 --> 01:44:06,083
You're the naked guy
from the Christmas party?
2429
01:44:07,375 --> 01:44:09,291
You're going to have to
be a little bit more specific.
2430
01:44:10,416 --> 01:44:10,791
What?
2431
01:44:11,625 --> 01:44:12,166
Nothing.
2432
01:44:13,666 --> 01:44:14,166
Hey, wait.
2433
01:44:14,291 --> 01:44:16,166
Aren't you that girl that
gave my friend
2434
01:44:16,166 --> 01:44:17,416
your number at the party?
2435
01:44:18,125 --> 01:44:19,125
Yeah, I didn't hear from him.
2436
01:44:19,916 --> 01:44:20,333
Hey, listen.
2437
01:44:20,416 --> 01:44:21,416
He's a really great guy.
2438
01:44:21,416 --> 01:44:23,791
It's just a little complicated
right now, you know,
2439
01:44:23,833 --> 01:44:25,125
dead wife and stuff.
2440
01:44:25,916 --> 01:44:26,375
Yeah.
2441
01:44:26,708 --> 01:44:28,583
Do you need a ride
or something?
2442
01:44:28,625 --> 01:44:29,000
Are you okay?
2443
01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:31,625
That would be amazing right now.
2444
01:44:31,750 --> 01:44:34,083
I'm kind of trying
to fix a problem.
2445
01:44:34,583 --> 01:44:34,833
Okay.
2446
01:44:36,166 --> 01:44:37,458
Oh, you are a lifesaver.
2447
01:44:37,583 --> 01:44:37,958
Thank you.
2448
01:44:49,333 --> 01:44:51,625
He does seem like a moron.
2449
01:44:52,666 --> 01:44:54,000
Have you ever had a family?
2450
01:44:56,958 --> 01:44:58,250
A long time ago.
2451
01:45:00,333 --> 01:45:02,875
Really glad I ran into you
and that you
2452
01:45:02,875 --> 01:45:04,375
didn't try to, like,
murder me or something.
2453
01:45:04,625 --> 01:45:05,000
Oh, come on.
2454
01:45:05,000 --> 01:45:06,541
What are the chances
of two serial
2455
01:45:06,541 --> 01:45:08,000
killers being in the
same car together?
2456
01:45:09,041 --> 01:45:10,125
No, seriously, though.
2457
01:45:10,666 --> 01:45:12,500
Like, thank you
for picking me up.
2458
01:45:13,166 --> 01:45:14,041
Yeah, of course.
2459
01:45:15,250 --> 01:45:18,000
And, uh, don't worry
about Josh.
2460
01:45:18,875 --> 01:45:19,708
He's a really good guy.
2461
01:45:19,791 --> 01:45:20,250
He'll call you.
2462
01:45:21,250 --> 01:45:22,333
I think I'd like that.
2463
01:45:22,416 --> 01:45:23,083
He seems sweet.
2464
01:45:23,833 --> 01:45:25,875
Also, that shit you guys
did tonight says a lot.
2465
01:45:26,625 --> 01:45:28,500
Thank you so much.
2466
01:45:28,750 --> 01:45:29,541
I gotta go.
2467
01:45:29,625 --> 01:45:30,375
Alright, good luck.
2468
01:45:30,541 --> 01:45:31,500
I gotta go see about a girl.
2469
01:45:33,333 --> 01:45:34,291
[Door closes]
2470
01:45:36,416 --> 01:45:40,416
[Calm music]
2471
01:45:48,666 --> 01:45:50,166
Congrats on the win.
2472
01:45:50,541 --> 01:45:51,791
Very graceful.
2473
01:45:52,583 --> 01:45:53,500
I'm an idiot.
2474
01:45:54,208 --> 01:45:55,208
Yeah, correct.
2475
01:45:55,833 --> 01:45:59,458
I realized tonight that the
old dream isn't what I want.
2476
01:46:00,958 --> 01:46:02,083
I know what I want.
2477
01:46:02,791 --> 01:46:03,291
Ryan.
2478
01:46:06,375 --> 01:46:07,666
After everything that's happened,
2479
01:46:09,458 --> 01:46:11,208
I don't think we're ever
gonna get back there.
2480
01:46:11,916 --> 01:46:12,166
Okay?
2481
01:46:12,333 --> 01:46:14,458
Cause every time I think I see
2482
01:46:14,458 --> 01:46:15,791
that little boy
that I knew,
2483
01:46:15,833 --> 01:46:17,666
you do something so
fucking stupid.
2484
01:46:20,541 --> 01:46:21,291
You're right.
2485
01:46:21,833 --> 01:46:22,250
You're right.
2486
01:46:24,458 --> 01:46:28,333
I just can't see a
future without you in it.
2487
01:46:31,583 --> 01:46:33,041
Ryan, you scare me.
2488
01:46:33,708 --> 01:46:34,166
Okay?
2489
01:46:35,916 --> 01:46:38,291
Us together terrifies me.
2490
01:46:39,916 --> 01:46:42,291
Because I know I just have to
let you in that little fucking bit.
2491
01:46:42,375 --> 01:46:43,291
I know, I know.
2492
01:46:44,083 --> 01:46:47,916
I know words can't prove
anything, and I need to show you.
2493
01:46:48,916 --> 01:46:49,875
Let me show you.
2494
01:46:58,125 --> 01:47:00,833
I am gonna make you work
so fucking hard for this.
2495
01:47:01,958 --> 01:47:02,708
Oh, Jesus Christ.
2496
01:47:02,708 --> 01:47:03,583
I look forward to it.
2497
01:47:05,833 --> 01:47:06,416
Gah!
2498
01:47:06,416 --> 01:47:08,250
You elf fucking
douchebag!
2499
01:47:08,333 --> 01:47:08,666
-Stacey!
2500
01:47:09,666 --> 01:47:10,375
We're good.
2501
01:47:11,083 --> 01:47:12,916
-Oh, we're not mad at
him anymore?
2502
01:47:13,458 --> 01:47:14,041
No.
2503
01:47:15,916 --> 01:47:17,208
This is awkward.
2504
01:47:17,708 --> 01:47:19,208
Heh, heh,
I deserved it.
2505
01:47:21,750 --> 01:47:22,916
I can't believe this is
gonna be the
2506
01:47:22,916 --> 01:47:24,833
last Christmas we spend
in this house.
2507
01:47:25,916 --> 01:47:26,833
You should open this.
2508
01:47:30,375 --> 01:47:31,791
Thank you.
2509
01:47:32,083 --> 01:47:33,000
That's for you.
Thank you.
2510
01:47:33,333 --> 01:47:35,000
And that is yours.
2511
01:47:48,458 --> 01:47:49,666
Lucas, I can't accept this.
2512
01:47:50,791 --> 01:47:52,875
I want you to know that
I always had faith in you.
2513
01:47:54,291 --> 01:47:57,750
Holy fuck.
10 thousand?
2514
01:47:59,833 --> 01:48:00,833
Yeah, I give good gifts.
2515
01:48:08,458 --> 01:48:09,666
What did you get here,
2516
01:48:11,125 --> 01:48:11,916
Oh my God!
2517
01:48:12,458 --> 01:48:14,750
It's a Christmas
miracle, everyone!
2518
01:48:16,500 --> 01:48:17,500
Mine must be good.
2519
01:48:17,750 --> 01:48:18,500
You fucker.
2520
01:48:18,875 --> 01:48:20,208
Oh my god,
I'm so sorry!
2521
01:48:23,041 --> 01:48:25,208
[Laughs]
2522
01:48:26,416 --> 01:48:27,166
Ryan
2523
01:48:27,708 --> 01:48:28,500
Hey, hey!
2524
01:48:29,041 --> 01:48:29,625
Look at that!
2525
01:48:29,958 --> 01:48:32,625
[Laughs]
2526
01:48:35,791 --> 01:48:38,416
Yo, so what's with
all of this?
2527
01:48:41,083 --> 01:48:42,458
I'm taking some advice.
2528
01:48:42,958 --> 01:48:44,250
Time to start doing
things a little different.
2529
01:48:46,583 --> 01:48:49,166
She'd want all this
stuff to go to good use.
2530
01:48:50,250 --> 01:48:51,583
Yeah, yeah she would.
2531
01:48:54,083 --> 01:48:58,083
So, um, I hear you
got a hot date with Jill.
2532
01:49:00,708 --> 01:49:02,833
You know she's way
out of your league, right?
2533
01:49:03,375 --> 01:49:03,791
Yeah.
2534
01:49:05,041 --> 01:49:06,541
That's the pot calling
the kettle black.
2535
01:49:07,833 --> 01:49:10,833
Yeah, I think this
time you might be right.
2536
01:49:41,166 --> 01:49:42,625
Ryan, hurry up, we're late!
2537
01:49:42,708 --> 01:49:43,750
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
2538
01:49:43,791 --> 01:49:45,458
Just keep your pants
on, I'm coming, alright?
2539
01:49:45,583 --> 01:49:46,333
Jeez, man.
2540
01:49:48,083 --> 01:49:50,041
How many freaking drawers
does this apartment have?
2541
01:49:50,166 --> 01:49:50,375
Jeez.
2542
01:49:52,333 --> 01:49:53,708
What the hell is it?
2543
01:49:55,833 --> 01:49:56,750
Hell yeah!
2544
01:49:56,875 --> 01:49:59,041
Are you still on figuring
out the most fuck-able fruit?
2545
01:49:59,166 --> 01:50:00,208
We have to go!
2546
01:50:00,916 --> 01:50:01,833
I'm coming!
2547
01:50:02,333 --> 01:50:03,625
And it's clearly mangoes!
2548
01:50:12,583 --> 01:50:14,125
You suck at being sneaky.
2549
01:50:14,125 --> 01:50:14,791
[Laughs]
2550
01:50:14,958 --> 01:50:17,041
Okay, smartass, I
wasn't trying that hard.
2551
01:50:18,583 --> 01:50:19,666
[Phone buzzes]
2552
01:50:25,750 --> 01:50:26,791
My God!
[Phone buzzes]
2553
01:50:27,166 --> 01:50:28,666
Okay, Mr. Popular,
2554
01:50:31,125 --> 01:50:33,208
Darlene and Sarah will
meet us at the airport.
2555
01:50:33,708 --> 01:50:35,625
And we got the confirmation
on the extra booking.
2556
01:50:36,125 --> 01:50:38,333
Yeah, but what the hell
are we gonna do for a week?
2557
01:50:39,916 --> 01:50:41,083
I can think of something.
2558
01:50:47,291 --> 01:50:48,500
[Phone buzzes]
2559
01:50:52,750 --> 01:50:53,583
It's Lucas.
2560
01:50:53,583 --> 01:50:54,500
Um hmm...
2561
01:50:54,958 --> 01:50:56,958
He demands more lights.
2562
01:50:58,375 --> 01:51:01,833
Since you're up, do you
want to go make me some eggs?
2563
01:51:04,125 --> 01:51:06,000
You and the kids
are on my turf now.
2564
01:51:06,041 --> 01:51:07,250
You go make the fucking eggs.
2565
01:51:18,666 --> 01:51:19,958
[Beeping]
2566
01:51:22,333 --> 01:51:23,541
[Door closes]
2567
01:51:31,041 --> 01:51:32,916
Hi, Dad, we're
playing Massacres.
2568
01:51:33,166 --> 01:51:34,250
Hi, Mr. Josh.
2569
01:51:34,458 --> 01:51:35,041
Hey, what's up?
2570
01:51:36,625 --> 01:51:37,875
I'm the fourth victim.
2571
01:51:38,666 --> 01:51:38,958
Kay.
2572
01:51:41,125 --> 01:51:42,375
Bye, Mr. Josh.
2573
01:51:43,416 --> 01:51:44,625
I'm not done with you!
2574
01:51:47,250 --> 01:51:47,750
[Indistinct chatter]
2575
01:51:49,791 --> 01:51:51,083
It hides my lack of caring.
2576
01:51:51,958 --> 01:51:52,625
Okay, Spencer.
2577
01:51:52,916 --> 01:51:54,083
You can turn the lights on.
2578
01:51:54,333 --> 01:51:55,166
Oh, yeah.
2579
01:51:57,083 --> 01:51:57,583
Nice.
2580
01:52:02,041 --> 01:52:02,708
All right.
2581
01:52:03,500 --> 01:52:06,375
Becca, you're the only
person I can't live without.
2582
01:52:08,583 --> 01:52:09,791
Will you marry me?
2583
01:52:10,458 --> 01:52:11,875
Yes, of course I will.
2584
01:52:11,916 --> 01:52:13,125
Now come down here
and kiss me.
2585
01:52:13,708 --> 01:52:14,000
All right.
2586
01:52:14,458 --> 01:52:15,083
Oh, shit!
2587
01:52:15,250 --> 01:52:15,458
No!
2588
01:52:15,833 --> 01:52:16,208
Oh!
2589
01:52:16,666 --> 01:52:17,583
[Screams]
2590
01:52:18,250 --> 01:52:19,708
[Laughs]
2591
01:52:19,791 --> 01:52:20,041
Ryan?
2592
01:52:20,916 --> 01:52:21,750
Oh!
2593
01:52:24,583 --> 01:52:26,541
[Upbeat music]
2594
01:52:26,750 --> 01:52:27,875
Are you alive?
2595
01:52:36,666 --> 01:52:37,125
♫
2596
01:52:37,291 --> 01:52:39,833
Tired eye,
lost life
2597
01:52:40,416 --> 01:52:43,208
makes up for her
mother's memory
2598
01:52:43,500 --> 01:52:45,500
I hear you
at all times.
2599
01:52:46,000 --> 01:52:48,750
I'm going nowhere
I'm all alone
2600
01:52:49,083 --> 01:52:52,166
But I've tried so hard
and got so far but,
2601
01:52:52,666 --> 01:52:54,166
you all that I'm seeing.
2602
01:52:55,083 --> 01:52:58,166
To hunt me like a
can a bird, Oh yeah,
2603
01:52:58,666 --> 01:53:00,375
Feeling like a fear.
2604
01:53:00,916 --> 01:53:02,083
Oh, but baby
2605
01:53:02,625 --> 01:53:05,125
I've been thinking lately
2606
01:53:05,125 --> 01:53:08,375
I don't think I wanna go home
2607
01:53:08,375 --> 01:53:10,625
Left me with my arms
2608
01:53:10,625 --> 01:53:12,583
Shaking oh no
2609
01:53:12,583 --> 01:53:14,375
Oh, but love
2610
01:53:14,375 --> 01:53:17,041
I can't be here tonight
2611
01:53:18,125 --> 01:53:20,541
If you're taking a toll
2612
01:53:20,541 --> 01:53:23,250
On hurting but, you and I
2613
01:53:23,250 --> 01:53:26,250
Cause you burn
onto the black line
2614
01:53:29,625 --> 01:53:32,166
Cold ice under your eyes
2615
01:53:32,166 --> 01:53:35,416
Makes me feel a little complete
2616
01:53:35,416 --> 01:53:38,208
But I hear you at all times
2617
01:53:38,208 --> 01:53:40,875
I'm going nowhere, I'm all alone
2618
01:53:40,875 --> 01:53:43,958
But I've tried so
hard and got so far
2619
01:53:43,958 --> 01:53:46,375
But you're all that I'm seeing
2620
01:53:47,375 --> 01:53:49,916
Your love's touch,
harmony, hips and more... ♫
2621
01:53:49,916 --> 01:53:50,541
Hey!
2622
01:53:51,208 --> 01:53:51,916
Fuck you!
2623
01:53:51,916 --> 01:53:53,250
[Music fade away]
2624
01:53:53,375 --> 01:53:53,791
Motherfucker!
2625
01:53:54,791 --> 01:53:55,333
Fuck you!
2626
01:53:56,625 --> 01:53:57,041
Oh!
2627
01:53:57,041 --> 01:53:57,416
Ah!
2628
01:53:58,916 --> 01:54:00,541
[Screams]
2629
01:54:07,041 --> 01:54:08,416
It's okay, buddy.
We'll be fine.
2630
01:54:12,791 --> 01:54:13,791
Hey, that would
look good on you.
2631
01:54:14,041 --> 01:54:15,125
Oh, no. It's for my mom.
2632
01:54:15,208 --> 01:54:16,333
Great. Ask him how much it is.
2633
01:54:16,916 --> 01:54:18,333
Oh, excuse me,
sir. How much is...
2634
01:54:18,333 --> 01:54:19,416
I don't have time for this shit.
2635
01:54:20,083 --> 01:54:21,083
I can't believe this.
2636
01:54:21,416 --> 01:54:22,041
Nobody believes...
2637
01:54:22,041 --> 01:54:22,833
What's wrong with you?
2638
01:54:22,833 --> 01:54:23,583
I don't understand.
2639
01:54:24,000 --> 01:54:24,416
Uh, sir?
2640
01:54:24,833 --> 01:54:26,583
You never confirmed
the price of the watch?
2641
01:54:33,250 --> 01:54:33,583
Die!
2642
01:54:33,833 --> 01:54:35,166
Help me!
I'm dying
2643
01:54:35,166 --> 01:54:35,583
Help me!
2644
01:54:37,083 --> 01:54:37,958
Spence, Spence, look!
2645
01:54:37,958 --> 01:54:39,125
We're writers and directors.
2646
01:54:39,583 --> 01:54:42,416
So none of that scene
seemed vaguely familiar to you?
2647
01:54:43,166 --> 01:54:43,583
No.
2648
01:54:44,541 --> 01:54:44,750
No.
2649
01:54:45,166 --> 01:54:46,583
In two years of film school,
2650
01:54:46,583 --> 01:54:47,750
you think I
couldn't come up with
2651
01:54:47,750 --> 01:54:48,916
my own original piece?
2652
01:54:49,791 --> 01:54:51,416
Shit, I knew I'd
seen this one before.
2653
01:54:54,166 --> 01:54:54,666
This is it.
2654
01:54:55,875 --> 01:54:56,333
Fuck!
2655
01:54:57,041 --> 01:54:57,750
It is Scream.
2656
01:54:58,291 --> 01:54:58,791
What do you mean?
2657
01:54:59,708 --> 01:55:04,291
♫
2658
01:55:11,833 --> 01:55:17,125
Oh, It's been taking its toll
on her, you, you and I.
2659
01:55:17,791 --> 01:55:20,166
We should burn until
the black light,
2660
01:55:20,166 --> 01:55:22,750
until the black light,
until the black light...
2661
01:55:33,416 --> 01:55:53,041
♫
2662
01:55:53,250 --> 01:55:54,958
I swear BK,
2663
01:55:54,958 --> 01:55:57,333
I’m gonna quit this shit one day.
2664
01:55:57,333 --> 01:55:58,708
I’m gonna wrap it up
2665
01:55:58,708 --> 01:56:01,000
and throw it all away
2666
01:56:02,375 --> 01:56:04,708
These walls are closing in
2667
01:56:04,750 --> 01:56:07,041
Like virtue mixed with sin.
2668
01:56:07,125 --> 01:56:11,041
I swear, one day this shit
is gonna kill me.
2669
01:56:12,500 --> 01:56:17,000
Wooo, wooo, wooo-oo
2670
01:56:17,291 --> 01:56:22,458
Woo, wooo, wooo-oo
2671
01:56:31,875 --> 01:56:34,166
The machine may
be well oiled
2672
01:56:34,250 --> 01:56:37,000
With every spring
tightly coiled.
2673
01:56:37,208 --> 01:56:39,375
There’s always
one cog spun
2674
01:56:39,416 --> 01:56:41,791
Wildly out of control.
2675
01:56:42,250 --> 01:56:44,041
Despite the shape you’re in,
2676
01:56:44,041 --> 01:56:44,750
Hi,
2677
01:56:44,750 --> 01:56:46,708
Face the camera with a grin
2678
01:56:46,708 --> 01:56:50,916
And make it up
as you go along.
2679
01:56:51,541 --> 01:56:56,041
Wooo, wooo, wooo-oo
[Music fades off]
2680
01:56:56,041 --> 01:56:56,833
Hi!
2681
01:56:56,833 --> 01:56:57,666
[Laughs]
2682
01:56:57,666 --> 01:57:01,250
Woo, wooo, wooo-oo
2683
01:57:02,083 --> 01:57:03,166
Oh no!
Oh...
2684
01:57:03,291 --> 01:57:04,416
[Laughter]
2685
01:57:04,541 --> 01:57:05,125
Hey!
2686
01:57:08,833 --> 01:57:09,583
Mwah!
2687
01:57:11,000 --> 01:57:11,916
Yeah, I know that.
2688
01:57:12,458 --> 01:57:14,000
It's, you know, second.
2689
01:57:14,666 --> 01:57:16,083
No, no.
2690
01:57:16,333 --> 01:57:16,916
Just go.
2691
01:57:18,250 --> 01:57:20,291
[Music] That everything is
headed for an end.
2692
01:57:20,291 --> 01:57:21,458
Oh, you want to mess with me
2693
01:57:21,458 --> 01:57:22,250
Motherfucker.
2694
01:57:24,458 --> 01:57:26,416
Come on,
Come on...
2695
01:57:27,291 --> 01:57:31,291
[Crowd cheering]
2696
01:57:31,708 --> 01:57:33,125
Fuck him up
2697
01:57:36,958 --> 01:57:38,083
[Laughs]
2698
01:57:46,041 --> 01:58:18,458
♫
2699
01:58:19,208 --> 01:58:44,541
♫
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