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Original subtitles

You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote

or enter any competition or other interactivity in this programme, as it

count and you may still be charged.

When it comes to unseen exclusives, we've got your back.

So let's do it before the wheels start to come off.

Nah, this is no good.

And they all get too big for the boot. Unseen bits will do me justice.

It's the final show, but don't feel blue.

Rub your hands together with glee, because the mother of all spin -offs has

your back.

You might think I'm kidding, but it's gonna be magic.

Drop in for the series finale of Love Violet on Steve Banks.

That sounded quite good to me.

Me and Megan had a kiss on the terrace.

The final is almost here.

We could go in the hideaway, right?

I hate you.

I love you too.

No, you don't.

This series has been epic.

Go and shag your good time, girl.

It's so done.

Twice. No, it was three times, actually. Oh, my God!

The Love Island bosses are over the moon.

Would you have a threesome with me and Tony?

How do you think that makes me feel?

Yeah, but do that for you then.

Yeah, laugh, you little smug prick.

Lanky lamp -up.

The connections made in the villa are a sign of the shape of things to come, and

that shape turns out to be a triangle.

So many triangles.

Harry's of Shakira, but like Helena.

There was Tony, Harrison, Lauren.

Helena, Harrison, Tony.

There was Harry, Emma, Helena.

Tony, Harrison, Cash.

Tommy, Meg and Connor.

Meg and Connor, Emily.

Dijon, Meg, Militia.

Dijon, Meg and Drada.

Dijon, Yasmin and Tony.

That was more of a threesome, but who's counting?

And even Blue tried the triangle.

Angel tied Blue.

Blue, Yasmin, Jamie.

But he got a double pie.

And using the Love Island calculator I just borrowed from the finance

department, we can deduce that 11 times triangles equates to an equilateral

parallelogram multiplied by the hypotenuse of the obtuse love rhombus,

by the power infinite on the earth split plus one love heart equals an A -grade

final episode of Love Island Unseen Book.

And yes, I have no idea what I just said.

What do you think it is?

So if you want to watch your islanders bomb, wind each other up. I can't let

it take off.

You've got to speed up.

Get everything out in the open.

He's bad, he's bad, he's bad.

It's not coming out, it's not coming out.

Aw, there it is.

And a little too handsy. Did he say that?

What are we getting though?

Then you can count on us. 31. I'll go. 32.

33. 34.

35. 36. 37.

38. Oh, blue!

Jesus Christ!

No, no, mine!

It's Love Island on Seambeck!

What do you think it is?

Here's an unseen bit of Ty trying to spice things up with Angel, but it's all

coming off a little eggy.

Oh, what have you put on the eggs?

A little bit of chilli. Oh, you don't like it? No, it's not hot.

No, no, no, I'll be fine. I'll do it.

Have you put cheese on this?

I actually am, but it genuinely does taste like cheese, doesn't it?

That tastes like cheese.

Wait, what? No, that's butter. It is butter.

I like cheese.

It is cheese.

I don't get why people like spicy food.

When you have really spicy food, it hurts your bum.

Hurts your bum?

I've heard that, like, if it's really spicy, it comes spicy out your bum.

Oh, we're meeting!

Oh, my God!

It's a bit spicy, that bit.

Is that spicy for you? That wasn't that bad.

This is not much of a kick to me. Not that bad, you're drinking water straight

after.

You don't have to eat it if it's spicy.

Shall I get you a pint of milk?

You're going to be having a spicy go after this.

That's it, Angel. Wash away the sting and look forward to finding out if it's

true about the hurty bum.

Since returning to the villa, Blue has made a racket about finding love and

week he finally worked out a way to meet his match.

Does anyone want to play tennis?

Where's the racket?

In your hand.

Where's the ball?

Where's the net? What, invisible tennis?

That sounded quite good, to be fair.

That's good.

Someone hitting one back, then.

Go on, Angel, I reckon you can hit one back.

Angel does more table tennis.

I can't even do that!

It's quite intense.

Why am I watching? Why am I, my head going back and forth?

How does he do it so loud, though?

Do it double.

What is that what she did?

Oh, that's how he's doing it.

It's that.

Good match.

That was entertaining, that.

Started getting invested.

That's definitely got an unseen bit.

That is an unseen bit.

Oh.

Actually, I don't even think they were recording.

We're always recording, Meg, and the fact that Blue has literally invented

unseen tennis, it would be rude not to include it.

Earlier this week, Dijon uttered the words every girl wants to hear at least

once in her life. Go, Terry.

Oh.

Then followed it up with a better set of words.

I do.

Love you.

I love you too.

Pass the tissues.

I think I've got something in my eye.

Actually, keep the tissues. Meg's going to need them to dry her bum.

Is my bum really wet?

It looks like you wet yourself.

Oh, really?

Are you that excited? Oh, no.

Oh, no.

That is so embarrassing.

I'm going to have to get the hairdryer on that.

And the romantic wads just kept on camming. Someone's depot took a shit

there. Can you smell that?

Nah, nah, nah, this isn't no good.

What?

It's always true, eh?

I think they've got their pants on now, so it's probably burning.

Oh, they're clearly head over heels. I mean, if you can't blow dry your soggy

arse in front of the man you love, then what can you do?

Have to do.

By the final week on Love Island, you expect everyone to be coupled up and

settle down, but this rampant lot are going back on the pool.

Can you do three pull -ups?

Yeah.

Actually, I haven't tried. I don't know.

Tony, is that how much Tony could do? She could do three, yeah.

Okay, I'm going to try and do four. Okay, let's go see it.

You could jump the first time. Did you jump? How else are you going to get up

there? Fucking no, just reach.

I went this way.

Like this?

Yeah. That's easier, to be fair. Is it? Yeah.

Wow, oh my god. Oh wow. Oh wow Yes

That

was just a crazy

for a second How

does she still have this fucking posture bro

Wow

Oh, my days.

Come on. Oh, God, the ankles.

That was so good. I know.

Trust Yaz to turn an exercise class into a finishing school.

That's a tough act for Tony to follow, but we know she's up for the challenge.

Lock in. One.

Cash down, help.

Come on.

I'm not feeling it today.

I'm not feeling it on any day, Tony.

The only pull -up I do is at the drive -thru for a family bucket for one.

In this series, our islanders have brewed up more fart footage than in

years. It got so bad, something had to be done. So I took the bold move of

removing all the beans from the villa.

No beans, Phil.

Baked beans?

Yeah. There's some in there. No, we scrammed them all.

Have you actually seen one this morning?

No, you didn't. Yeah, I did.

Where, in the back?

What, not those sweet corn? There's a can of baked beans in there.

It's Love Island Unseen Beans!

When did you save it? This morning.

Are you being serious?

No, I swear to God. Are you being serious?

There's a can of baked beans. I've just ransacked that.

I swear to God, it was on the top shelf.

On the top shelf? Yeah. You pulled out everything at the bottom.

It said baked beans on it with like... Yeah, top shelf.

Like 100 ,000 % there's a... There's no beans in here.

Fuck off.

I've never been so happy.

Blue, that's unbelievable from you.

No, this is a delicacy.

I'm so happy!

Bosh, bosh, bosh.

I'm so excited.

Great amount of cheese in the bean.

Can you take it?

That looks like you just threw up on your plate.

It's a no from me, dog. Really? You guys don't even know what good food is.

You're fucking British.

Don't knock the great British bean, Tony, or an ill wind might just end up

blowing your way.

We're going to get all the girls here. Girls, can you come over here, please?

This week, one of the world's major conflicts was resolved and the great

powers were brought together in an atmosphere of peace and unity by a

American.

Tony. No more divide.

No more tears, no more screaming.

Let's hug it out, then. Come on.

So far, so main show.

But what happened next?

Come back to find out.

That's the show that will leave you tickled pink.

Hey, sexy.

Pink to make the girls wink.

You have to wink at him. That's the British saying.

Hey.

We've been poking around to find all the funny stuff from the week.

It's too limp. So do try and keep up.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

That's no good, that. I just crushed my nuts like doing that.

Because this is something you won't want them in.

Yeah!

So cross your legs, close your eyes and hope for the best.

I said close your eyes, Jamie.

I'm a big bit.

Come on and dive in.

That's right.

No more divide?

No more divide.

Before the break, we showed you a clip of this group hug from the main show.

And as we all know, it didn't resolve anything. Well, here's... What happened

next?

Not on the rubbers!

Not on the rubbers! I'm sorry, Megan.

Oh, how?

It's mine.

I'll go get some blue rolls.

That is a metaphor.

That is symbolic.

It's a sign that all the tears and tantrums were just a storm in a sippy

Wake up and spill, sorry, smell the coffee.

Ty might be coupled up with Angel, but they are still both on the pool.

Come on then, sexy, show me what you got.

Right, this is, you're gonna, I want you to do one of these.

Okay.

I'm in a good mood!

I'm in a good mood!

Come on, stop, stop.

Wait, I've got one, I've got one. You've got it.

Come on.

Good mood.

Come on.

Okay, that's easy.

Easy? Come on then, I want 100.

You're flying with that.

That's really easy. Why is that so easy? You've got to go lower.

I've got two of these in my sleeve.

You want me to try that too?

Nah.

Can you squat me? Yeah, I can.

Oh, God, can I?

Don't doubt yourself.

You've got it.

Oh, really?

You can hold it, don't you?

You can feel good, too.

Do you want to do one leg?

Oi,

duty! Get a room!

Ideally one full of gym equipment.

Yasmin, I've got a great question for you. Would you rather get chased by a

or a bear?

I hate would you rather questions.

You know when someone's like, oh, would you rather get chased by a lion or a

bear? I'm like, who gives a fuck? It's not happening to me at this moment in

time. So why would I give it much thought?

Do you get what I mean? I hate stupid questions like that.

I hate stupid questions.

I hate it.

Do you know what I mean, though?

I'm like, why... You're so passionate about it.

You're so passionate.

It's so annoying.

I hate when people do that. I hate it.

Yeah.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm actually great. Thanks for asking.

It was a great clip for us, but a tough one to swallow for Yasmin.

I walked into that one, though.

On this show, we encourage our islanders to crack on, but sometimes cracking on

should be left to the professionals.

He's there.

Look, this is the one that I do. No, I know, I know that one. No, this is the

one I do. Come here.

What? Breathe in.

So weird the way he's just wearing this thing

It's gonna be short for like 10 seconds, keep breathing.

It's gonna be short for like 10 seconds, keep breathing.

What the fuck is going on here?

Just keep breathing.

What are we doing here?

It's giving him a relief to the hamstrings.

It feels fucking horrible, but I feel sick at the same time.

Oh, man, that's too much.

Blue hasn't made noises like that since he accidentally got locked in his mum's

sex shop.

I'll have the same treatment, please, Connor.

Back crack.

And I'll probably get the sack.

I'm not sure I can bear to watch this next unseen bit. My script describes it

Shakira receives an unexpected mouthful. Let me know when it's safe to look.

Shakira say fresh frozen fish five times fast.

Fresh frozen fish, fresh frozen fish, fresh frozen fish, fresh frozen fish.

Fresh. Fresh.

Fresh frozen fish, fresh frozen fish.

Can you do red lorry, yellow lorry?

What? Red lorry, yellow lorry.

Laurie? Laurie.

Laurie. Laurie. Like a truck. A big wagon.

Laurie.

Laurie.

Is that a new word unlocked? Yes.

Red Laurie, yellow Laurie. Red Laurie, yellow Laurie. Red Laurie, yellow

I think your accent helps you there. Red Laurie, yellow Laurie. Red Laurie,

yellow Laurie. You have to do it really fast.

And you stop saying yolly.

Go on. The word is lorry.

L -O -R -Y. Do you not have lorries in America?

18 -wheeler. Oh, yeah.

18 -wheeler.

Is that what you don't call it?

Yes. A semi -truck. That's a joke.

Red lorry, yellow lorry.

Go on, Cash.

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry,

lorry, yellow lorry. Faster.

Why do you call it a lorry?

It's a lorry.

Laurie. She said Laurie, but I say it's Laurie.

Well, it's whatever. Laurie. It's the same thing, but it's your accent.

Laurie. It's a Laurie.

Laurie. Laurie. Red Laurie, yellow Laurie, red you. I'm running.

Toodle -oo, Tony.

Say ta -ta before they try to trip you with another terrifying, tricky tongue

twister.

Whoa, good catch, Cash, which is also a tongue twister. Try saying good catch,

Cash, five times in a row if you don't believe me.

Bobo! Hey, yo, yo, yo!

We had a whole lot of visitors to the house this week when the friends and

family dropped by, so we thought we'd catch up on all the unaired catch -up.

I can't believe I'm there.

It's like the middle.

and these next ones are totally unseen

there was such a funny moment in unseen bits you were like in the kitchen

getting something from the fridge And I forget whose burger was missing, but

there was a missing burger.

And Ian, he's like, it must be Tony. Americans love the burger.

I was dying.

You know that backflip and you bust up your knee?

Oh, did they show it?

We saw it on the unseen bit. Did you see my knee? Did it buckle?

Yeah, it did.

Backflip, you were like rolling to the side and then... Then the next shot is

just you on the bed with the peas on the knee.

I don't know if you guys saw, but when me and Harrison were up on the terrace

my birthday at the end of the night. Yeah. Whole entire dress split down the

back. Oh, that was in Unseen Bits.

They showed it. And that's why you wore a robe when you went to the party.

No, we was a bit worried. Like when we did see that, we thought, oh, we look

good together in the mirror. I might like my baby. Oh, don't really.

You're going to be on Unseen Bits.

We wouldn't do that to you.

Or would we?

Family gets scared by something.

Who's the family?

Here's one more unseen clip of when the friends and family visited.

As the islanders hang out in the kitchen, Helena seems to have lost her

But... What happened next?

Come back to find out.

Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits. There is still time for grafting, so

don't get too comfortable.

Because we're on a roll and don't know when to stop.

Oh, that wasn't supposed to happen.

So don't tap out.

Oh, fuck.

I had butted the tap. Even from you, that's crazy work.

The end might be in sight, but hey guys, that's nothing to dance about.

We've saved the best joke for last.

I've got a text.

Islanders, please gather round the fire pit immediately.

Is she joking? Is she serious?

Were they joking?

Did you fall for that?

Yeah.

Now watch me go get him.

Before the break, we saw Helena in the kitchen nosing around the toaster.

Well here Okay, next series I'm getting rid of the makeup room and the girls can

all share a lippy flippy top bin instead.

Unseen Bits is always at the forefront of new technology and it has been using

brand new AI model known as CatGTT to make the show this series.

Go on, yeah.

I'm just going to do a light job.

Nothing too strenuous.

If I sit down, I'm actually, my eyes are just closing.

I'm shutting down.

The robot is shutting down. Yeah, actually.

I don't relax. I don't get dizzy.

System update, guys.

Yaz GPT has got a system update.

Oh, apologies. The Yaz GPT is updating.

The whole show is stuck in a loop.

Got a system update.

Why do you feel gone?

Neither we.

I'm going to keep doing it until I get bored.

Oh no, this is stuck now. Hang on, let me press this button and move on to

another clip.

With the final approach in, the others are supposed to be focused on each

So why do they all seem so distracted?

What the fuck?

What is going on?

What the fuck was that?

What's he up to?

Sometimes I just sit down and watch Blue, you know.

Fascinating creature.

Very creature.

Does he know there's a lover?

A ninja warrior?

Fucking hell.

What do a toddler learn to walk?

What does he do?

Wait, do it again, Blue.

Do it again, Blue.

You can't try and do that if you can't do it.

Why are you still trying it, though?

What is going on?

Again, again, again!

One

more

time!

I've got it.

No, you didn't.

I'll be coupled up with Blue today.

After missing most of the series, Blue was determined to make his mark. And

mark was his face squashed on our lawn.

Right, how's the Yaz GPT update getting along?

No, still updating.

Okay then, on with another clip.

And we've discovered we can make a good sound with our pinky finger on the

water. And it's like...

Islanders get scared

by something.

Get it off me.

What's he just done with that?

I'm really pissed off.

Oh, my God. I thought that was you hitting my head.

Oh, my God. The noise that I heard that call.

Oh, what is that?

Nah. What the fuck is that?

Oh, fucking hell.

You think he's hitting her?

Shakira, pretend to be the little one. I'll be the big one.

What do you say? You good?

Oh, my God.

You've got such a nice video.

Stop taking pictures of the bugs.

Come hang out with us.

The bug kind of looks better right now.

Now I'm going to play. We play.

Careful, Cash. It looks like you're bugging Tony.

Once again, we asked the question, do our islanders have any hidden talents?

judging by what we saw, the talent show, the answer was no.

No, not at all.

Hang on.

Wait, we need to...

I'll put the love

in glove.

Honestly, this could be the best I've looked since I've been in here.

Normally, when you're performing to toddlers, they're usually a better

Who's ready to party?

I just wanted to bring a little bit of Vegas to the villa.

No, actually.

Get ready for the Love Island 2025 magic show.

We're going to make ourselves disappear.

Abracadabra!

Ty and Angel weren't the only disappearing act of the night when a

saw Helena and Blue dumped from the villa. I'm fucking leaving.

Back to the day job for Blue, and Ayr sure does Helena quite literally.

You're going to be fucking flying on the outside, I promise you. You're going to

be flying.

And as the dust of the night settled, there were still a few regrets.

Hopefully we didn't get the unicycle out.

That is gutting.

Unseen bits will do me justice.

A unicycle? What's that about?

Let's see what we can find.

Not looking good, boys, right now.

Am I just not... What am I doing?

Am I not committing? My weight.

a bit further forward eventually not that far forward if you want to become

one with a unit I could use bounce bounce around on it

and then it gives you all the confidence you need to okay

that explains a lot riding solo isn't your thing is it Harry juggling a lot of

things at once is much more your style

Bad news, Yaz GPT is glitching so much it's gonna get a stitch.

Can someone call IT?

Has anyone tried switching her off and on again?

Here goes nothing!

That's got it!

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Good luck.

back to the final part of Love Island Unseen Bits.

The end is nigh and we are racing to bring you all the best unseen bits from

last week in the villa.

Although we should probably slow down as those drones are expensive.

So let's squeeze out one last fart.

Did you just fart?

Yep. Oh my god.

One last boogie.

One last burp.

Oh my god.

And take a deep breath as we wait for the next drama to blow up.

In your own time, Tony, no rush.

We know you're gonna like it.

Connor's like, no, like, I'm telling you, like, like.

I just think, like, me and you, like, have good crack, like. What? The crack,

like. Do you know what I mean, like?

I've got to hand it to the girls. We've cut them off from social media, but they

still find a way to get their fix.

I'm your meemaw, and I think you're going to be a baby boy.

I'm your wee cousin, and I think you're a boy.

I'm your grandma, and I'm team girl.

I'm your auntie, and I think you're a baby girl.

And I think you're a boy.

But be careful what you wish for, girls, as dreams have a way of coming true in

this villa.

Oh, my God.

We've got babies!

Don't get too excited, as any parent will tell you, the novelty soon wears

Come on, Z. Come on, Z.

Come on, come on. Yeah!

You gave your baby eyebrows?

No, they've just grown out in the last half hour. She just looks permanently

surprised.

Look, we yassified her.

Can you see?

She's glowing.

Protect your face.

You can't be getting wrinkles.

What? You've got no eyelashes.

Yeah, I'm going to get them against the bicep.

Come on, give the baby this piece.

You guys are conceived in the Love Island villa.

We love you guys.

I feel like both of our kids have shrimp -ass posture.

Are we going to correct it? She takes after her mum, he takes after his

auntie. Can you sit your baby up?

Try and get the shoulders back and down. My baby has better posture than yours.

Yeah, I know. That actually really bothers me. I'm not going to lie.

You've got to put the shoulders back and down, honey.

Motherhood's not going well.

It's the screaming, it's the crying, it's everything.

Honestly, it's just, yeah, this is my moment of peace.

spirit, Yaz, and your mindfulness is inspiring everyone.

Baby yoga.

And hold.

Okay.

Nice.

Back to neutral.

There we go. Oh, oh good.

Ty can't touch his toes, look.

Look how high up his legs are.

Back to neutral.

Right. Back to neutral.

Good from us.

What the fuck?

Pulse of calves.

Oh, this is adorable, though. Did it make you broody?

No. Oh, right.

Buddha famously said, peace comes from within, which makes me think Buddha

had to change a dirty nappy.

The babies left our islanders with a gift that money can't buy.

Tinnitus! So we sent the boys out to find a better gift for date night.

Something that would win the girls' hearts and finally get the boys off the

market.

Yeah, I don't know how to get this off. Should be well pleased with it.

Hold on now, what's that?

It's a short train.

Unfortunately, not all the boys understood the concept of buying gifts.

See anything for Ian's here, Tony?

Oh, nothing's catching my eye.

I see a pair of shades for me, though.

What's that about Ian?

These are a bit mean.

Twenty minutes of panic buying later and it was time to leave before they lost

their cash.

Well, Tony would have been furious if he wasn't back before date night.

And they were ready to give the girls an evening they'd never forget.

Come on, boys.

This is what we're here for. I'm going to say it to her.

You've been a little bit heated the last few days, so I've got your fan just to

cool yourself down. Yeah, that's a joke.

Whose pot's that?

Whose pot is it? It's yours, bro. It's on number nine. Whose pot is it? You've

got it on nine.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Ah!

Ah! It's on your back!

It's on your back still! It's on your back!

Hold on. Hold on a minute.

Serving up. Nice work.

Well done, boys.

Great food.

Although it's probably stone cold by the time the girls came out.

Great gift.

Oh, my God, this is the best day ever.

And great atmosphere.

It's not even a joke, to be honest with you.

And I asked them to do Islander impressions.

Here are a few of my favourite Harrys.

You're better than that.

You, like, do the smiley, go, that doesn't start.

And, like... This is my impression of Meg.

I'm really bad at accents. I don't... How do you say it? I don't care.

How do you do an American accent?

I don't care.

I can't do Tony without swearing.

Shut up, Blue, you fucking bozo.

Hi, my name's Cash. I'm from East London, and this is what I do for a

But he kisses his teeth all the time. He's like... He goes, yeah.

Yeah, I'm just... I can't be... Yeah.

I have the best posture in...

The entire UK.

Yaz GPT, honestly, literally, I'm AI generated.

She just goes like a big... Ty, have you seen my lip balm?

I'm Ty, I'm from Barnsley.

This is my impression of Connor.

What's the crack like? Like, what's the story like? What's the crack like?

Is it like... Yeah, like... She always goes like this.

In the first place, I can't do her accent.

Aldi and Laurie.

Like, why does she sound like that?

Favourite thing Megan's ever said. So Irish.

What the fucking do, Tommy? What the fucking do?

What a lad, what a woman.

That's me signing out for me.

For 2025.

Oh, I'm feeling so emotional.

I can't believe the final's only two days away. And to celebrate, here's a

nostalgic look back at the last eight weeks of Unseen Bits that you've already

seen.

It's Love Island for Unseen Bits.

The calm before the cock.

Oh, we're so bad.

You know the saying, blessing in disguise?

Yeah. It's actually blessing in disguise. I've never understood a pot

What is that?

What?

Excuse me.

Cut some shapes in there.

Do it, do it, do it. Oh, great.

Go on, girl.

Do it, do it, do it. Like that.

Like that. And then down there like that. No, no, that looks clumsy.

A girl.

Could you celebrate?

Yes!

You really want to do it like a bad man, you just fold your arms at one time.

That's no good.

That's no good, that's no good!

Oh, OK, that's not great.

One booty does not take away from your own. Booty?

Chicken and a can of coke. That's not... I'm going to wet myself, I'm really

sorry. I need to put my head in the freezer.

Shakira!

Oh, mate, come on, man.

That's a good day in the office.

That's lava gold, isn't it? And that's a lime. That's a mango.

Whose thing? No, that's a lemon.

Where's my nugget? I threw him in the bin.

Right, I'm going to get on.

Do you think they're putting it on the show?

No, no, no, no.

Maybe on scene.

Yeah,

but nobody wants to do it.

Let me know when the time is up.

That's it for this series of Unseen Picks.

Anything to add, girls?

I think...

When you watch Unseen Bits, you see all of us for how we actually are. Yeah.

See, it's weird because I never watch Unseen Bits at home.

Well, Meg, you'll be home in a couple of days and you can watch all the Unseen

Bits then on ITVX. See you all next series!

Contracts permitting.

Bye!

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