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Previously, on Love Island!

There you go, constant one.

What's your name?

Jasmine and Phil. Oh no.

This is not good.

Family fallout.

I apologise for my behaviour towards
your daughter.

Your brother and sister, they don't like
me.

You don't care about that.

How was it with your mother and sister?

I don't think they saw it when we were
good either.

Declaration. Honestly, I do love you.
Are you joking?

And all issues resurfaced.

Harry and Shakira. Harry might want to
wife -stop again. You better not.

Which couple is the most fake?

Blue and Helena. I think that's a cop
-out. Meg and Dee. There's been many

situations where you two have not been
friends to me.

Tony and Cash.

Shakira and Harry.

Shakira, you made some very hurtful
comments to me.

You want to get personal?

I would never speak to you on the
outside.

I honestly can't stand you sometimes.

I can't stand you.

I still don't care.

I'm glad you don't care.

So much for my peace treaty.

Me and her are not friends.

When are we ever going to get a break
from this? He had his fun.

He got away with all of it.

When have you had my back?

are playing everyone's favourite game,
Couple Goals. And if you want to play

Couple Goals at home with your mates,
it's simple.

All you need are mini blackboards, chalk
and a group of friends you don't want

to talk to ever again.

Which couple couldn't handle someone
sliding into their partner's DMs?

That's a good one.

That's a good one. That was really
funny.

I'll help myself.

What do you think?

I don't know.

I don't want to use that bullet yet.

Maybe I'll have a good one.

So we've gone for Tony and Cash.

I think after yesterday's visit from
everyone's mums, I think it's safe to

Kasia's going to have a bit of a
tension.

And Tony Kill, I think you can be very
protective and I think that's a good

trait. We're closing DMs down until
further notice. Thank you.

We've said Megan D. I feel like...

Before coming in here, what's part of
your journey? And Meg's very protective

indeed. Like, no matter what situation,
you're only going to be protective of

what you want. Thanks, Cass.

I'll take that.

So we have also gone with Meg and Dijon.

I feel like someone sliding in Dijon's
DMs might cause a mini crash out, but

nothing you can't handle.

It's Meg and Dijon.

DMs are going to get to her a little
bit.

It's Akira and Harry.

From past experiences, when I was in a
cup with Shakira, she didn't take too

kindly to me flirting with other people.

On Harry's side, I think in here, he's
used to getting his own way, so it'd

be interesting to see how that turned
out, but it was more on Shakira's side.

I think I've personally never been a
DMer, and it's actually one of the red

flags when someone, if a girl DMs me
first, so I've never replied to a girl

DMing me first.

Do you want the medal?

I don't think it would be an issue.

All right.

So we have gone for Jamie and Yao.

I know what Jamie's like. I know he can
be protective, which I think is a good

thing, but I know he can handle it well.

Connor and Megan.

Just because, yeah, I think that when
Megan leaves, she's going to get a lot

attention, and I feel like she could
have a few celebs in her DMs as well.

Which couple is playing it safe?

So we've gone for Ty and Angel.

You've not had any tests.

I don't really think it's a bad thing.
We also chose Ty and Angel.

I think Angel had a little bit of a
different experience than the rest of

just coming in and picking her number
one choice.

who happened to be in somewhat of a
friendship couple at the time, so I

could call that a safe choice.

We picked Yaz and Jamie.

For Fulkasa, Yaz was in a solid couple.

It could have been a safer option to go
for Yaz.

Jamie went straight in there from the
offset.

I don't personally agree.

I feel like I've come in here and Yaz
was...

the person that I set my eyes on. If
anything, I was the one that kind of

pounced on him initially.

You didn't have a choice.

Yeah, you didn't have a choice.

I just think it could be saved that way,
do you know what I mean? Yeah.

We picked Connor and Megan.

I think, Megan, you've obviously come in
here and picked up where things left

off with Connor, so I think maybe it
could be seen as, like, Connor was your

safest option, I guess.

Fair enough.

We picked Yaz and Jamie.

For Jamie, I think, yeah, coming in, Yaz
wasn't that strong of a couple.

I know you said that you pounced on him,
but he's his own man. He can talk to

other people if he wants and chose not
to. I do understand your point of view

that. And obviously you wasn't actually
in here for cancer because I did pull

every single girl.

We've gone with Yaz and Jamie.

I had a good connection with Yaz, and
I've not fancied anyone as much as I

fancied Yaz, so it makes sense.

We've gone Tony and Cash.

Just because on two different occasions,
one from coming back from Qatar, I

think we kind of knew Harrison was going
to bring back somebody, and obviously

he brought back Cash, and another when
Harrison left, went straight back to

Cash.

I was single for over a week.

I think, like, talking wise and stuff,
you and Cash rekindled the... He was

still talking to Billikiss.

And I put no pressure on him to make a
decision. I'm just saying, in my

that you were still talking.

Obviously, as soon as Harrison left, you
started to talk to Cash again. I don't

think it's on Cash's behalf. I'm just
saying more so you could be playing it

safe with a second option of Cash.

Harder for her as well.

Afraid to not look like that because
there weren't any other options in here

her. I didn't need options, nor want
options.

Yeah, I'll get in there.

You two look like you're flying, so...
Thank you.

Which couple are you most scared to give
your honest opinion on?

All right, here we go.

It's impossible to have a conversation
with you. She thinks that she can say

everything to everyone and she's always
right.

So we've gone with Megan Dijon. In this
instance, any time we have a conflict,

it probably ends in World War III.

So half the time I do hold my tongue
with things.

I think with that one, if people were
honest in the first place and told us to

our faces, rather than saying it
constantly behind our back, it would be

different story.

You throwing around the fake word is
quite rich, to be honest.

I don't know why you keep acting like
we're the best of mates in here.

I think from day one you were very
standoffish with any girl that was posed

threat. Naturally we've all made friends
with people. My definition of a friend

is someone you can confide in, someone
who's honest with you, someone you can

trust and I've never felt that with you
Meg. I think I'm amicable with you

because we all live in one villa
together.

I think you've called every single
person in this villa fake.

You won't be my friend on the outside
world.

No, I will never pretend to be your mate
and I've never have pretended to be

your mate. I will never speak to you on
the outside.

I honestly can't stand you sometimes.

I can't stand you.

At least I got the truth out of you for
once.

You're the same way, the same way.

I've always spoke about how I feel about
you. I honestly don't even care enough

to say it to you because it's not skin
off my back, no.

It's like the whole fake comment is
real, isn't it?

You are fake.

even coming on this one we also said
Megan D but I'm not going to use the

scared I feel like it's just a waste of
breath I feel like anytime anyone says

anything to either of you you deflect it
and don't see our point of view the

public's wrong we're wrong you guys know
what's right so it's just not worth my

time to say my opinions anymore perfect
I

would say on that one I feel like I take
people's opinions on the chin and a lot

of advice I've actually taken from
people who've come with me with good

intentions in their heart and given me
advice.

Here he goes.

We've gone for Tony and Cash.

This is directed at Tony, really,
because I've tried to give her my honest

opinion and she did not take it, which
is fair enough.

I'm not really scared.

I've tried and... Tony.

I still don't care, unfortunately.

Sorry, Blue.

I don't have it in me anymore.

That's cool.

I'm glad you don't care.

We also said Meg and Dee.

I feel like I've seen so many times in
this villa when...

People have tried to give their opinion
or call things how they see it with you

two and you two will always make them
feel belittled and patronised and I feel

like the conversation just always ends
in an argument.

I've had conversations with you and I
don't belittle you. We've had very good

conversations and I also feel like...

when it comes to scared to say their
opinion. Yes, I'm not being funny. Every

single challenge we have, it's Megan D,
Megan D. But why do you think that is?

No, really, why do you think that is?

We're trying to have a conversation. Can
I just say my point, please? If you do

feel scared to say your opinion, I'm
sorry for whatever I've done to make you

feel that way. It's not for no reason.

I don't really feel like it gets
anywhere, to be quite honest.

Yeah, we picked...

Shakira and Harry, I think for me,
obviously, it's a bit of an awkward one

because I was in a couple with Shakira,
but then also she's one of my close

friends. So naturally, I'm a bit scared
to say how I feel because it just looks

a certain way sometimes.

But I think I'm happy for the two of
them. They both seem happy.

I think that's completely fair, Colin.

Yeah.

We'd say Harry and Shakira. Just because
of the whole situation of obviously

being exclusive with Helena and then
going back to Shakira. It's just a

bit of a confusing situation.

Self -explanatory, not on cash, on Tony.

I think the word scared needs to get
straight out because I'm by far scared

you. It's the fact that anyone that has
an opinion on you, you can feel like you

can say what you want, but any of the
other girls, if they were to say

something, it would be different.

I feel like you're one -liners, you
always end in them, you always want to

the last word. With the conversation
with Blue the other day, he told you to

shut up, you told him to shut up, you're
never sorry, and why is it one rule for

you and not for... him i didn't ask for
an apology tone with your one lines and

everything you say like no one ever
speaks up and has an opinion against you

generally i think a lot of people won't
give you an opinion because they can't

be bothered for your arguments back your
one lines back and just the animosity

around you also why would tony apologize
if she wasn't sorry like tony always

owns everything that she says okay being
hypocritical and then telling me to

shut up i don't think um so i'm over it

It's literally not even worth it. The
fact that... Look, she said she doesn't

care and don't want your opinion, so
keep it. Yeah, it's true, to be fair.

don't care.

No, like, I'm not going to apologize for
something I'm not sorry about. I

appreciate your apology, but you
wouldn't have had to give me one if you

speak up.

Just like you speak up every time.

She owns it, though.

Yeah, I own it, too.

It is one move for you and one move for
another.

You're saying you don't say anything bad
about anyone. We're not saying that. We

never said that.

Pick me go.

She's the furthest thing from a pick me.
I can tell you that for free.

Y 'all want me to give a fuck so bad.

Couple goals is over and those Islanders
shared some pretty strong opinions. For

the record, I'm not scared to express my
opinions about any of the Islanders.

Not since I've fitted that deadbolt to
my voiceover booth door.

This is why I just get a bit annoyed.
It's like, when are we ever going to get

break from this? Yes, you don't like us
as a couple, that's fine. But it's the

fact that every time in a challenge,
when there's a harsh question, you pick

and Dee. Say what you need to say then.
Look how much stuff Shakira's just had

to say to me today. What the fuck?

Look, you have so much all to say about
me and I still don't think I would ever

say any of that about them. My thing is
just like...

Why don't they like us as a couple so
much? Like, if you don't like us as a

couple, like, why is it so much that you
guys just need to sit as a three and

talk about, like, how much I don't like
Meg and Dejan as a couple? It's

literally a situation now where I know
they're saying that we don't care or

we're not going to say things, and I
know they're probably sitting up there

the terrace now just chatting shit about
us. I can't talk about you behind your

back. I can't talk about you in front of
your back. We can't win either way.

She acts like I've never said anything
to her first. I have several times.

So she'll say, oh, she'll make it up.

What do you think about it, Cash? What I
think of it is there's obviously stuff

brewing between you lot that I don't
know about. But it's gone from that

threesome comment that time.

It's honestly gone from that because it
has not stopped. That's where it started

from. When he called the girls beautiful
girls in the kitchen and they said,

would you have a threesome with us? It's
gone from that first ever challenge and

it's still carried all the way out.

It's boring now. I'm so done with it.

I think, yeah, I think you lot are just
never going to be friends. Yeah, let's

change this. I don't know what, the
thing is, I don't know what you're

I don't know what it is. I wish I knew.
I don't want him down there.

Oh, Cash sat there listening to it all.
Oh, that's good.

Then we'll get the real story.

So much for my fucking peace treaty.

Peace treaty, my arse.

Oh, well, that's bloody typical. I just
spent the weekend in Geneva having that

peace treaty ratified by the UN. I had
to do a three -hour PowerPoint

presentation to Donald Trump.

Megan, how was your first challenge
back?

Oh, as dramatic as ever. It's like I
never left.

People have got their opinions and
expressions. My first, I say, I'm going

leave it at that.

Megan D came and sat down with me and
was like, they don't know where the chat

and shit is coming from, next one, etc.

And then Meg was like to me, oh, she
thinks it started from the whole

thing. Who made the threesome comment?

I don't know.

Yeah, it was...

Oh, Yaz made the threesome comment.

Me, Yaz, and Dee were standing in the
kitchen, just talking shit.

Yaz goes, Dee, I have a question for
you.

Unprovoked. Would you have a threesome
with me and Tony?

I said, whoa!

Oh. And then it turned into this huge
fucking thing.

It was such a hypothetical question, and
it got turned into this big thing.

You feel like...

Do you feel like it sparked from there?

You guys having this divide?

No. I'm telling you, week one, they all
isolated me and Shakira.

And that's why me and Shakira became
friends. When any girl tried to talk to

or take Dee on a date, those girls
became friends with me and Shakira.

It's not my fault her man entertains
flirting with other women.

Yeah, it's very convenient that you're
closed off and that your boyfriend and

girlfriend and you love each other now.

That there's no bombshells walking
through the fucking door. He had his

got away with all of it.

All right.

Can we go for a chat? Yeah, cool.

See you in a second, right?

See you later.

You all right?

Yeah, you?

How are you, boom checker?

I'm all right.

I just wanted to speak to you about the
challenge earlier because personally I

feel like we are really close in here,
like you are one of my best friends with

Hal's, and it's such a hard situation,
and I feel like I've been there for you

through everything.

Yeah.

I don't feel like you had my back at all
in that. I know it's such an awkward

situation for you, but at the same time,
she did make some comments, like, as

me, knowing if I was your friend or not,
I would have, for one, not let that run

before the challenge, or, like, I don't
know whether you've had a conversation

with her after it about how she feels
about me, or you don't want to because

your friend. I think it's a really
difficult spot for me, Meg.

Like, I do have your back. I don't
really know how to handle it, Meg, if

honest. It's very... It's a weird
situation. It's a new situation for me

be in.

I get that, but now it's like you're now
in that group.

Now this whole divide thing is actually
a divide because I'm hearing true

things, what people think about me, and
it's hurtful, but at the same time, it's

like, when have you had my back?

But, Meg, I don't want you to ever be
like, I'm my ship sailed, I'm in a

I'm never going to take sides.

I completely understand and I apologise
if you feel like I haven't had your back

today. I don't want this and I don't
think everything she's saying is right.

I'm not like, I've hard checked it and
I'm like, you've got to just, you can't

do this.

She's entitled to her opinion.

At the end of the day, I want you to be
happy and I want you to focus on your

relationship. But it's now got to a
point where every single challenge is

personal to me indeed.

I'm not going to speak to her. I don't
need to.

We don't see eye to eye. I obviously
thought we were friends. She's thought

different. Where you're coming from is
completely fair. And I don't want you to

feel let down or like I've switched
sides and I'm not your friend. Because I

Yeah. And I have been the whole time.
Yeah. All right, come on. Come here.

Thanks, Harry.

No, thank you.

Yasmine's been reflecting on her Love
Island journey.

I've been reflecting on my Love Island
journey.

It's basically voiceover booth fridge,
voiceover booth fridge, voiceover booth

fridge, toilet, bed.

Oh, so many memories.

I was just thinking about, like, a lot
of things.

I've just been reflecting on my whole
journey in here.

Yeah. And you've obviously been such a
big part of it, and you've been the best

part of it. I've seen, like, how you
handle situations, and I think...

all of those things to me are just
really important to see and it will tell

lot about a person and like potential
like qualities that i would want in in a

in a future someone and like i just know
that you're just that person that like

always wants the best for me and
genuinely cares for me

When I saw my mum and sister, I know
full well if I was coupled up with an

arsehole, they'd be the first to tell me
that. And they obviously only had nice

things to say about you, which I knew
they would anyways.

I never doubted that for a second.

It's hard because you know that I don't
wear my heart on my sleeve.

And it's really rare for me to be
emotional.

And it's so rare for me to be vulnerable
with someone. I really appreciate it.

some of the things you just said yeah it
was very nice to hear like i don't say

it enough i know i know like i really
appreciate you being vulnerable with me

but i just wanted you to know like how
much i genuinely do like you and i do

have feelings for you so

i want to say that to you because of
that i just wanted to be the

one to say i do want to be exclusive
with you of course i would love to be

exclusive with you too

It's really, really sweet of you to come
and say that to me.

And, yeah, it's static to explore it
further.

But, yeah, I mean, you actually beat me
to it. I would say this is where it all

started as well.

I think we might have to throw it back.
Yeah, let's do it.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Come here.

You've really made it a special one.
Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

No, I've never seen Yasmin swoon before.
I mean, it was an internal swoon,

obviously. She remained bolt upright
throughout.

And now she wants to share her big news.

I have made things exclusive with Jamie.

Thinking about making exclusive yeah
today, and um she beat me to it

Like, I just got engaged.

I just think it's so reassuring for him
as well.

Yeah.

It just, like, needed to come from me
because it just meant a lot more.

Proud of you, girl.

I'm just, honestly, I'm on top of the
moon right now.

Who would have thought week one, yes,
would be exclusive.

Isn't that crazy?

Blue wants a DJ residency at Cafe Del
Mar in Ibiza.

Well, I say residency. They kicked him
out after five minutes because the crowd

turned on him.

How's everyone feeling this morning?

Energy.

I can feel the energy.

I can't believe we never, ever got a
girls' day.

It's because of the divide.

Because of what? The divide, if it
wouldn't make sense.

They got more fucking bombshells than us
as well.

Because Meg lost her head every time.

Fuck.

Dee thinks Megan's changed.

Well, Dee, people change. When this show
started, I used to go out, have ten

pints and a kebab and then hit the gym
in the morning. Whereas now, I sort of

don't bother with the gym.

Boys, I've been thinking, yeah?

I don't know what to do. I don't know if
you... I feel like you see it as well,

H. But, like, it's a weird one because
you know how much I love Megan.

But I just feel like the first time
Megan came in to...

This time that she came in, it's
completely different.

The first time, you know Megan had,
like, her friends' backs, like, 100%.

she's never shy about speaking up. Never
shy about speaking up. So then now,

after yesterday, that's when I was like,
this is too much now, because for

Shakira to sit there in the challenge
and be like,

Meg, I don't like you, I can't stand
you, and Megan just...

Sit back and not say anything.

Is that because she's been on the
outside?

Why do you think that is?

From the outside, you see two sides.

There's a good side and a bad side. And
she's kind of sitting on the fence

because she doesn't want to get really
involved in the whole drama.

But that's from the get -go. She was
always involved in the drama. That's not

me. That's not her.

When she first came in, she was
battering you.

How are you being with Helen? I don't
like it.

But that would be before anyone even...
Yeah, before she hadn't seen anything.

And then now it's like you're with
Shakira. It's like she doesn't want to

anything to you now because she doesn't
want to get in a rift with Shakira or

anything like that. That's what it kind
of seems like. So now she's just not

saying anything at all to you. It seems
like they're really loved.

Who? Tony and Shakira.

Oh, wow.

And the other girls look like the bad
and the mean girls.

Oh, OK, on the outside.

Obviously, Tommy left with Lucy, didn't
he?

And I don't know if her and Megan and
Tommy, like, picked up on the outside or

whatever, but... They were speaking
before they came in here. She came in

And you've seen it? I've heard it.

Seriously? And obviously, you've been
out here, like, you've probably heard or

seen whatever, do you know what I mean?

Well, when... When Tommy and Lucy were
in tape...

Cracking on. She was feeling.

Was she?

Connor's our boy, man.

It's such a hard situation to be in.

But, like, don't you think we need to
tell her?

We've got to chat to Con, mate.

We've got to chat to Con. We've got to
chat to Con.

When it's a... No, we've got to chat to
Con.

When it's the right time. I don't think
it's not going to take it well.

No, but we have to. We have to. We have
to. As far as a boy. Yeah, yeah, we have

to. As a boy.

How do you put the last one?

Let's get Con on.

What, I mean bring a mini fire pit?
Yeah. Yeah, like kind of more away,

it? Yeah.

Nice, boys.

Go on.

Come chat for a sec.

Where are they going?

What's going on there?

Yeah, what is going on there?

How you feeling?

Me? I feel good, man, yeah. There's just
something that we wanted to talk to you

about.

Megan and Tommy have been, like,
chatting a lot. I don't know about

time together.

And we just thought it was all right.
Like, you should know that, Con. I don't

want you to be blindsided.

It's a thing where... Yeah, you don't
want to look like an idiot. Yeah, I

want you to look like an idiot, bro.

But I know that you would appreciate
being told. What's going on there?

What? What's going on there?

I can't be so serious.

God knows that this side of Harry is not
a side that I want to get involved

with. Boring.

Lucy was getting with Tommy.

Megan was behind and she was fuming.

Fuming that Lucy and Tommy were getting
together?

I'm sure she'll tell you straight up, to
be honest.

I don't think she's going to lie to you
about it, but I thought you're going to

tell her, she's going to tell you that
that's a lie and she's going to come at

me, which is... Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is... I'm not what you saw, yeah.
This is what I saw.

I know Tommy, like, you know what I
mean? And if he's with Lucy, I don't

that he's going to be doing a madness. I
just feel like the fact of the matter

is you just need to have a conversation
with Megan and, like, find out, like,

what's actually been going on. I thought
it was all a friendly vibe, because

they obviously did get on, like, and
they had their thing, and, like,

presume if she wanted to...

do her thing with tommy she wouldn't
come back in here she could be about

but there's also a big reason for her to
be just because she doesn't like like

you you was here with the first time
megan was in here yeah and like how like

we know how close megan meg and helena
are and if there was any situation

megan would be the first person to have
meg's back or any of their backs

she's acting different from the first
time she was in here. Yeah, I get all

that, but, like, how does that relate to
me and Megan?

Her coming in here, knowing everything
on the outside world, and she's coming

and she might be, like, still playing
the game.

All this is, like, something that I
don't really give a fuck about too much.

What is going on?

What is he doing?

What is he looking over here? What is
going on?

I just need to iron out, like, what to
crack as we're about to talk to you now.

Get to the bottom of the middle, please.

Yeah, appreciate that.

Cheers, boys.

How was that, though?

That was great.

Can you tell all about it?

It's not going to go down well, boys.

No, it's not.

Where are we going?

Sorry, Faith.

Oh, God.

What do you think he's...

What do you guess?

They were like, look, we've all been
chatting about you and Megan, and we

just felt like we needed to tell you
this.

And I was just like, what?

And they were like, she's, like, talking
to Tommy.

Oh, yeah.

I had one phone call with him, and I
spoke to him on tape. Yeah, I know, but

I'll tell you. OK, go on, sorry.

And, like, yeah, they were chatting on
tape, and he was getting with Lucy, and,

like, Megan was fuming.

Yeah, and it wasn't nice seeing him,
like, lips Lucy in front of me because,

like, obviously I've just been sat,
like, I've sat behind him, saying,

that hair they sat in front of me with
lips? And I was like, oh.

That was it?

We had been texting and stuff. Like, we
had flirty chats or whatever, but it

wasn't that, like... You said you were
having flirty texts or something just

there? Well, like, yeah, afterwards a
bit. It was like, oh, lol, like, oh,

feelings, like, don't go away, like,
straight away.

It was, like, shit like that, do you
know what I mean?

But it doesn't, like, you're literally
with someone else. I've come back here,

I'm with you. Like, nothing was ever
going to come of it.

No, and I'm not annoyed. This is, like,
me processing everything. No, of course,

and I get that, and I think it's so
understandable you to be a bit like,

the fuck?

Blue and the two boys are like, yeah, I
think she's just acting different

because of, like, saying not sticking up
for Megan and stuff like that in that

situation. Because I haven't been here
for three weeks. I haven't been living

here. I don't know. It's not my place to
get involved.

Yeah. I was just chatting to Harry and
Blue.

Blue was talking about the outside world
and his perception.

of like the whole megan and connor
situation that the megan that come in

first time is completely different to
the megan that's in here now she made a

comment today about me and megan what
was the comment the house was like

had more girls bombshells and megan went
yeah they wouldn't bring any more

because meg would just boot off every
time wow

For her to be, like, kissing Tommy, is
that, like, quite a normal thing?

No, of course, I know, but it was, like,
me and her were having a go. Me and

Tommy had been speaking, we'd gotten on,
and then, not, like, we'd just been

catching up, like, do you know what I
mean? And, like, yeah, it was a bit

or whatever, but, like, he was actually
with her, he left with her, he came with

her. But then she was trying to be my
mate after, like, calling me a slapper.

She, like, said something out, like,
that she'd called me that, like, when I

getting with you and her.

And then she was, like, trying to be all
friendly with me, and then she's going

and pulling him and lifting him. So it
was, like, a lot of...

to deal with, you know what I mean?

Yeah. When it was the grafties, she had
already seen everything and she didn't

come in here once and say to you girls,
oh, by the way, or to you, by the way,

they've been saying this about you.
That's so true.

I'm here for you.

No, but I get, and, like, I mean, and I
appreciate that and I believe you and

same here, but I'm not asking about me
and you. Yeah. I'm asking about you and

him. There's nothing there now, like, at
all.

And I'm not going to have, like, an
argument or fight about something

That hasn't happened.

And that's why I had your back when the
boys were talking. But also, what I will

say is, and because I've seen it so much
in here, when couples are going good,

and obviously it's getting to crunch
time now, it's convenient that the boys

come with a problem for me and a problem
for you to make you act out a character

and to make me act out a character and
to turn us against each other.

Just bear that in mind when you're
having a conversation.

No, no. Yeah, that's that.

Okay,

so I have no more to say.

Megan's having a bad day. First, Connor
hassled her about Tommy. Now Dee's

having a go. And to top it all,
someone's borrowed her toothbrush.

I'll stick it back later, but it's the
only way I can scratch my feet with my

boots on.

I don't want to do a big thing in front
of everybody, either, because I think

it's everyone's business, even though I
don't think it's their business.

Yeah, blue.

Let's just... Sorry,

blue. I'll get to you.

Piss me off.

It's just, like, from my circumstance,
I'm, like, I've come in, like, in a

thing, and the last thing I want is
people think I'm different, cos I don't

think I'm different, like, around
things, but...

I get where you're coming from.

Normally I would say shit, but I'm like,
I haven't been here. I don't want to

comment on shit, get things wrong, be
roaring and shouting.

And I'm like, do you know what I mean?
Like, obviously I don't want to sit

and let all that happen. Do you know
what I mean?

But I'm like, I haven't... I'm saying I
never wanted you to come in and

contemplate it.

I'm talking about the stuff that you've
seen.

I didn't want to sit there and watch it.
I thought, actually, this is what I

said, and I said that to you. I was
like, I haven't watched all of it.

So for me to come in and be like, oh,
well, they said that, I actually don't

know. OK, that's fair enough. Like, no
matter what I do, if I don't say it and

I'm in the wrong, if I do say something
and I'm in the wrong, like, do you know

what I mean? I just want you to be you.

I am being me, but I'm just not getting
involved in the drama that I haven't

been here for. But, yeah, what I'm
saying, like, it's the stuff that you

been here for is, like, you don't need
to be shouting or taking any photos.

just, like, you as a person, you know
what's wrong and right. Yeah, of course.

And you'll stand up for what's wrong and
right.

I definitely could have fucked up a meg.
I was just...

It's weird, like, I don't, like... Do
you know what I mean? Like, it's just a

weird circumstance for me to be in where
I'm, like, if I pipe up, people are

going, like, shut the fuck up, you
haven't been here. Do you know what I

So I'm putting myself on fire at night.
But, no, I get exactly where I'm going.

And I did go up and check on Meg
straight away after.

Megs?

I didn't want to go in on the giant. You
lot were in a... She's wandering

around. Yeah, I'm a bit slow. I don't
want to join a cat.

Hello, love.

Hi. I am sorry I didn't. I could have
stuck up with a lot of the shit that,

like, is brought up in them challenges.
I haven't been here and I haven't

watched a lot, but you know what I know,
what you have is real. And I could have

been everyone. I'm sorry, that was a
shit meal for me. And all I can do is

I'm sorry. It's OK. Because you know I
love you and you know I'm a big fan of

you. Yeah.

But obviously it was just a bit of shit
because when you come in, like, you

could see how excited you were to come
in.

No, I know.

I was shaking for you to come back,
like, I was so excited, and I was like,

Megan, like, I've needed you in places.
But yesterday, like, OK, like, I'll just

sit here and take it. I can take it,
it's not like I can't. But it was just,

like, previously, you would have
obviously been there. Obviously, it was

you and Howard are my best friends in
here.

And then this morning, obviously, there
was a comment made that you made about

me, and I was just like, oh, Megan, do I
need that?

Howard was like, oh, we need more boy
-bomb showers for once, because...

boys have had all the girls i know you
would have said it in a joke but like

because this has been brung up every
single situation like you turn around

was like oh it's because megan boots off
like not like i know you say it's a

joke i know because you're getting it
from all other ends and then for me to

like make a joke like that it's just
like putting salt in the wound yeah and

coming from someone that you're close to
it's not like yeah no i'm sorry no it's

okay thank you i love you love you too

Oh, Max.

No!

Don't feel like that, my girl.

Don't, cos you'll make me bloody cry.

It's just so horrible.

I just want to go inside for a minute.

Want to go inside?

Yeah, go, go.

Shall we go inside?

Yeah.

I think it's a shit one for her because
she's come back in and tried to give me

her best shot, and then in her head
she's like, I missed a lot, so I really

don't want to get involved in this
fucking divide.

I know it's hard for you, like, I know.

This is what I said to Dee, like, I was
shocked that you made that comment, but

I'm not going to let anything... But you
really didn't mean it. I know you did,

I know you did. And that's why I said to
Ainge, like, I said to Ainge, we were

sat there and I said, was that needed,
but I let it brush over because...

I know you don't mean it like that. I
know you mean it in a filthy way.

I know you do.

It's like, why is, like, Blue and I
bringing up me and Tommy's conversation?

It's always the meeting where I'm like,
oh, Tommy, we didn't get to resolve

things. Because you fucking have. I'm
only human. Yeah, it's not like you

have feelings for Tommy. You did. I
think just focus on you and Con at the

of the day.

She's come back for him, hasn't she?
Yeah. Yeah, exactly. She has come back

him. She didn't think there was anything
there. She wouldn't have come back. No,

which I understand.

But if I didn't say anything, I'd be
lying to Connor. Oh, it was you that

something? It was all of us. Oh, okay.

Blue's asking Shakira about her worst
date ever. My worst date ever? That one

had with the hair on it that definitely
didn't come off somebody's head.

I can't resist a date.

Where's your, um...

Worth date, Shakira?

I haven't really had many, like, dating
horror stories.

No, they've all been pretty good.

Oh. Oh, my gosh, I've got a text. I've
got a text!

What?

Islanders, it is time to pull out all
the stops as you take centre stage in

tonight's talent show.

Fuck off. Yeah.

It's time to stand on show business.

Oh, thank God. It's Covid.

Talent show for a talentless bunch.

This is going to be hell and horror.

Get it.

I like the movement, movement.

I'm not talented.

You are talented.

No. It's talent time.

It's the Love Island Talent Show. Tricky
one this year, because after the last

few days, some of our acts are
performing to a crowd that actively

them. And I know that feeling. I've
performed in Hull.

Good luck to you all out there. We got
some real talent in this bunch.

Not just pretty faces, though.

Tight.

Cheers!

Dijon wants to start by giving everyone
a bit of PT.

I just wish we could all just get along.

And one thing I love about sports and
fitness is it always brings people

together, so...

Yeah, let's make a little bit of playful
fun with this divide and have a bit of

friendly competition.

The whole divide thing is ridiculous.
Let's make this fun. Come on, then. So

guys cheer this team on. You guys cheer
this team on. You divided us again.

No, but it's fun. Come on, come on, come
on, come on. All right, all right. Are

we ready? So when we're doing the
kettlebell swings, we're just pushing

the hips here.

Bang.

After your 10 squats, you're just going
to run there. First one to collect the

ball wins.

All right, are we ready?

Come on, come on, come on. I need you to
get behind them.

modeling and dancing for a living. And
judging by this performance, he must be

one hell of a model.

That was hot, son. That was real hot.

I'm flustered.

Meg's gonna perform an act best
described as what a toddler does to earn

when the grandparents visit.

Oh, she's on one leg.

Go, Meg.

years ago when I was in year two.

So from six years old to 26 nearly, not
bad.

Blue's taking this performance
seriously.

Yes, the gloves are coming off.

Oh, no, my mistake. The gloves are
actually going on. I should watch ahead.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Tonight, I'm going to be your Muay Thai
coach.

Dee, you're going to be our padman for
the evening.

Let's go.

And we're going to start off with a jab.

From now, we'll go into an uppercut.

and we wow and then we'll go in for a
elbow oh that was a surprise one

and we'll get this

in white you've

also got leg kicks you've got a low kick
so yeah and then middle kick

say a quick hello to the viewers who
have launched legal proceedings against

for false advertising.

It's an opening showcase.

We ain't had a terrible one yet.

Just stay patient.

I'm not far off.

Yasmin's up next, and for the benefit of
our islanders, those things she's

carrying are called book.

They're like long TikToks, but with
words.

the most perfect AI -generated posture.

So I'm going to demonstrate and then
copy what I do, essentially.

Straight back.

Imagine that there is a string above
your head sitting up. Oh, you guys are

elegant. Place the book on top of your
head.

If I call your name out, if you stand up
for me and walk from here. Oh, wow,

that's a joke, yeah.

All the way to here.

Oh, my God. Go on, yeah.

And I'm going to rank who's got the best
and worst posture.

If you come up and start your stuff,
Shakira.

He's stiff.

Go on, Ty. Go on, Ty. Go on, Ty.

He's very sophisticated.

Best posture goes to Mr.

Ty over here.

And the worst posture has to go to Miss
Shrimpy over there.

Didn't want to see anyone in a C shape.

At the end of the day, I think we should
save being...

angel are going to put on a magical act
and to be fair to them, they're about to

make the next two minutes of my life
disappear.

Evening.

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the
Love Island 2025 magic show.

You're mine.

Take the

card. Show everyone the card.

Okay, yeah. Put the card back in.

Is it a red card or a blue card? Black
card.

Red or black? Red.

Am I supposed to tell you? No, I'm going
to tell you.

It's a red card.

Oh, okay.

Yep. I can see a heart in your eyes.
Yep.

It's a seven.

Oh, it's a heart.

Yes!

Hi, it's a zero!

Kai and Angel are not getting their
Vegas residency anytime soon, but they

really made me laugh, like, too hard.

Abracadabra!

Blue! Check under your seat.

Show everyone the cards.

You better believe it.

Helena's doing a cabin crew themed roast
and her comedy cuts like a knife.

One of those little plastic ones they
give you on the plane that won't open

bread roll. Come fly with me, let's fly,
let's fly away.

I'd like to welcome you on board this no
-good airline's flight on a one -way

ticket to hell.

Attention passengers, please stow your
partners in the overhead compartment as

our two season ticket travellers, Blue
and Megan, are back on board for their

second attempt at love. Please direct
your attention to the front while we

explain what to do in the unlikely event
that somebody asks you to go exclusive

and then fucks you off two days later.

In case of an emergency, your shite
mullet and kids' speedos will not save

If you've been playing it safe sat in
economy, but you see your future sat in

business with a girl in arseless chaps,
then your exits and airbags are straight

off your bird's chest.

If Dijon comes and asks you for your
17th game to know you chat during the

flight, please feel free to press the
call bell at any time and Meg will

in 0 .3 seconds.

Jamie, in the event of ditching into
water, Please put on your life jacket.

You must have been born again.

You must adopt the brave position, which
is that.

But you might need help bending your
bird's back for that one.

So the girls sat in seat 4B, who claim
that they don't like drama.

You started three triangles before we've
even hit cruising altitude.

Please secure your Princess Jasmine
dress, and I think you might need an

seatbelt to secure your man.

We will be serving a complimentary
trolley of women on today's flight, but

fear, they've all been tried and tested
by Captain Connor.

Please be advised that Cash and Tony
will break up and get back together at

least twice before we land.

We thank you for choosing to fly with no
good airlines where we pride ourselves

in no good loyalty, no good morals and
no bloody return.

That was so much fun to have everyone
sat around the fire pit pissing

at Harry's downfall. I'm like, huh?

Pack up, let's fly.

Tomorrow

night.

The talent show.

Islanders, the public have been voting
for their favourite couple.

Takes a turn.

The couple with the fewest votes and
therefore dumped from the island is...