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Previously, on Love Island!

There you go, constant one.

What's your name?

Jasmine and Phil. Oh no.

This is not good.

Family fallout.

I apologise for my behaviour towards your daughter.

Your brother and sister, they don't like me.

You don't care about that.

How was it with your mother and sister?

I don't think they saw it when we were good either.

Declaration. Honestly, I do love you. Are you joking?

And all issues resurfaced.

Harry and Shakira. Harry might want to wife -stop again. You better not.

Which couple is the most fake?

Blue and Helena. I think that's a cop -out. Meg and Dee. There's been many

situations where you two have not been friends to me.

Tony and Cash.

Shakira and Harry.

Shakira, you made some very hurtful comments to me.

You want to get personal?

I would never speak to you on the outside.

I honestly can't stand you sometimes.

I can't stand you.

I still don't care.

I'm glad you don't care.

So much for my peace treaty.

Me and her are not friends.

When are we ever going to get a break from this? He had his fun.

He got away with all of it.

When have you had my back?

are playing everyone's favourite game, Couple Goals. And if you want to play

Couple Goals at home with your mates, it's simple.

All you need are mini blackboards, chalk and a group of friends you don't want

to talk to ever again.

Which couple couldn't handle someone sliding into their partner's DMs?

That's a good one.

That's a good one. That was really funny.

I'll help myself.

What do you think?

I don't know.

I don't want to use that bullet yet.

Maybe I'll have a good one.

So we've gone for Tony and Cash.

I think after yesterday's visit from everyone's mums, I think it's safe to

Kasia's going to have a bit of a tension.

And Tony Kill, I think you can be very protective and I think that's a good

trait. We're closing DMs down until further notice. Thank you.

We've said Megan D. I feel like...

Before coming in here, what's part of your journey? And Meg's very protective

indeed. Like, no matter what situation, you're only going to be protective of

what you want. Thanks, Cass.

I'll take that.

So we have also gone with Meg and Dijon.

I feel like someone sliding in Dijon's DMs might cause a mini crash out, but

nothing you can't handle.

It's Meg and Dijon.

DMs are going to get to her a little bit.

It's Akira and Harry.

From past experiences, when I was in a cup with Shakira, she didn't take too

kindly to me flirting with other people.

On Harry's side, I think in here, he's used to getting his own way, so it'd

be interesting to see how that turned out, but it was more on Shakira's side.

I think I've personally never been a DMer, and it's actually one of the red

flags when someone, if a girl DMs me first, so I've never replied to a girl

DMing me first.

Do you want the medal?

I don't think it would be an issue.

All right.

So we have gone for Jamie and Yao.

I know what Jamie's like. I know he can be protective, which I think is a good

thing, but I know he can handle it well.

Connor and Megan.

Just because, yeah, I think that when Megan leaves, she's going to get a lot

attention, and I feel like she could have a few celebs in her DMs as well.

Which couple is playing it safe?

So we've gone for Ty and Angel.

You've not had any tests.

I don't really think it's a bad thing. We also chose Ty and Angel.

I think Angel had a little bit of a different experience than the rest of

just coming in and picking her number one choice.

who happened to be in somewhat of a friendship couple at the time, so I

could call that a safe choice.

We picked Yaz and Jamie.

For Fulkasa, Yaz was in a solid couple.

It could have been a safer option to go for Yaz.

Jamie went straight in there from the offset.

I don't personally agree.

I feel like I've come in here and Yaz was...

the person that I set my eyes on. If anything, I was the one that kind of

pounced on him initially.

You didn't have a choice.

Yeah, you didn't have a choice.

I just think it could be saved that way, do you know what I mean? Yeah.

We picked Connor and Megan.

I think, Megan, you've obviously come in here and picked up where things left

off with Connor, so I think maybe it could be seen as, like, Connor was your

safest option, I guess.

Fair enough.

We picked Yaz and Jamie.

For Jamie, I think, yeah, coming in, Yaz wasn't that strong of a couple.

I know you said that you pounced on him, but he's his own man. He can talk to

other people if he wants and chose not to. I do understand your point of view

that. And obviously you wasn't actually in here for cancer because I did pull

every single girl.

We've gone with Yaz and Jamie.

I had a good connection with Yaz, and I've not fancied anyone as much as I

fancied Yaz, so it makes sense.

We've gone Tony and Cash.

Just because on two different occasions, one from coming back from Qatar, I

think we kind of knew Harrison was going to bring back somebody, and obviously

he brought back Cash, and another when Harrison left, went straight back to

Cash.

I was single for over a week.

I think, like, talking wise and stuff, you and Cash rekindled the... He was

still talking to Billikiss.

And I put no pressure on him to make a decision. I'm just saying, in my

that you were still talking.

Obviously, as soon as Harrison left, you started to talk to Cash again. I don't

think it's on Cash's behalf. I'm just saying more so you could be playing it

safe with a second option of Cash.

Harder for her as well.

Afraid to not look like that because there weren't any other options in here

her. I didn't need options, nor want options.

Yeah, I'll get in there.

You two look like you're flying, so... Thank you.

Which couple are you most scared to give your honest opinion on?

All right, here we go.

It's impossible to have a conversation with you. She thinks that she can say

everything to everyone and she's always right.

So we've gone with Megan Dijon. In this instance, any time we have a conflict,

it probably ends in World War III.

So half the time I do hold my tongue with things.

I think with that one, if people were honest in the first place and told us to

our faces, rather than saying it constantly behind our back, it would be

different story.

You throwing around the fake word is quite rich, to be honest.

I don't know why you keep acting like we're the best of mates in here.

I think from day one you were very standoffish with any girl that was posed

threat. Naturally we've all made friends with people. My definition of a friend

is someone you can confide in, someone who's honest with you, someone you can

trust and I've never felt that with you Meg. I think I'm amicable with you

because we all live in one villa together.

I think you've called every single person in this villa fake.

You won't be my friend on the outside world.

No, I will never pretend to be your mate and I've never have pretended to be

your mate. I will never speak to you on the outside.

I honestly can't stand you sometimes.

I can't stand you.

At least I got the truth out of you for once.

You're the same way, the same way.

I've always spoke about how I feel about you. I honestly don't even care enough

to say it to you because it's not skin off my back, no.

It's like the whole fake comment is real, isn't it?

You are fake.

even coming on this one we also said Megan D but I'm not going to use the

scared I feel like it's just a waste of breath I feel like anytime anyone says

anything to either of you you deflect it and don't see our point of view the

public's wrong we're wrong you guys know what's right so it's just not worth my

time to say my opinions anymore perfect I

would say on that one I feel like I take people's opinions on the chin and a lot

of advice I've actually taken from people who've come with me with good

intentions in their heart and given me advice.

Here he goes.

We've gone for Tony and Cash.

This is directed at Tony, really, because I've tried to give her my honest

opinion and she did not take it, which is fair enough.

I'm not really scared.

I've tried and... Tony.

I still don't care, unfortunately.

Sorry, Blue.

I don't have it in me anymore.

That's cool.

I'm glad you don't care.

We also said Meg and Dee.

I feel like I've seen so many times in this villa when...

People have tried to give their opinion or call things how they see it with you

two and you two will always make them feel belittled and patronised and I feel

like the conversation just always ends in an argument.

I've had conversations with you and I don't belittle you. We've had very good

conversations and I also feel like...

when it comes to scared to say their opinion. Yes, I'm not being funny. Every

single challenge we have, it's Megan D, Megan D. But why do you think that is?

No, really, why do you think that is?

We're trying to have a conversation. Can I just say my point, please? If you do

feel scared to say your opinion, I'm sorry for whatever I've done to make you

feel that way. It's not for no reason.

I don't really feel like it gets anywhere, to be quite honest.

Yeah, we picked...

Shakira and Harry, I think for me, obviously, it's a bit of an awkward one

because I was in a couple with Shakira, but then also she's one of my close

friends. So naturally, I'm a bit scared to say how I feel because it just looks

a certain way sometimes.

But I think I'm happy for the two of them. They both seem happy.

I think that's completely fair, Colin.

Yeah.

We'd say Harry and Shakira. Just because of the whole situation of obviously

being exclusive with Helena and then going back to Shakira. It's just a

bit of a confusing situation.

Self -explanatory, not on cash, on Tony.

I think the word scared needs to get straight out because I'm by far scared

you. It's the fact that anyone that has an opinion on you, you can feel like you

can say what you want, but any of the other girls, if they were to say

something, it would be different.

I feel like you're one -liners, you always end in them, you always want to

the last word. With the conversation with Blue the other day, he told you to

shut up, you told him to shut up, you're never sorry, and why is it one rule for

you and not for... him i didn't ask for an apology tone with your one lines and

everything you say like no one ever speaks up and has an opinion against you

generally i think a lot of people won't give you an opinion because they can't

be bothered for your arguments back your one lines back and just the animosity

around you also why would tony apologize if she wasn't sorry like tony always

owns everything that she says okay being hypocritical and then telling me to

shut up i don't think um so i'm over it

It's literally not even worth it. The fact that... Look, she said she doesn't

care and don't want your opinion, so keep it. Yeah, it's true, to be fair.

don't care.

No, like, I'm not going to apologize for something I'm not sorry about. I

appreciate your apology, but you wouldn't have had to give me one if you

speak up.

Just like you speak up every time.

She owns it, though.

Yeah, I own it, too.

It is one move for you and one move for another.

You're saying you don't say anything bad about anyone. We're not saying that. We

never said that.

Pick me go.

She's the furthest thing from a pick me. I can tell you that for free.

Y 'all want me to give a fuck so bad.

Couple goals is over and those Islanders shared some pretty strong opinions. For

the record, I'm not scared to express my opinions about any of the Islanders.

Not since I've fitted that deadbolt to my voiceover booth door.

This is why I just get a bit annoyed. It's like, when are we ever going to get

break from this? Yes, you don't like us as a couple, that's fine. But it's the

fact that every time in a challenge, when there's a harsh question, you pick

and Dee. Say what you need to say then. Look how much stuff Shakira's just had

to say to me today. What the fuck?

Look, you have so much all to say about me and I still don't think I would ever

say any of that about them. My thing is just like...

Why don't they like us as a couple so much? Like, if you don't like us as a

couple, like, why is it so much that you guys just need to sit as a three and

talk about, like, how much I don't like Meg and Dejan as a couple? It's

literally a situation now where I know they're saying that we don't care or

we're not going to say things, and I know they're probably sitting up there

the terrace now just chatting shit about us. I can't talk about you behind your

back. I can't talk about you in front of your back. We can't win either way.

She acts like I've never said anything to her first. I have several times.

So she'll say, oh, she'll make it up.

What do you think about it, Cash? What I think of it is there's obviously stuff

brewing between you lot that I don't know about. But it's gone from that

threesome comment that time.

It's honestly gone from that because it has not stopped. That's where it started

from. When he called the girls beautiful girls in the kitchen and they said,

would you have a threesome with us? It's gone from that first ever challenge and

it's still carried all the way out.

It's boring now. I'm so done with it.

I think, yeah, I think you lot are just never going to be friends. Yeah, let's

change this. I don't know what, the thing is, I don't know what you're

I don't know what it is. I wish I knew. I don't want him down there.

Oh, Cash sat there listening to it all. Oh, that's good.

Then we'll get the real story.

So much for my fucking peace treaty.

Peace treaty, my arse.

Oh, well, that's bloody typical. I just spent the weekend in Geneva having that

peace treaty ratified by the UN. I had to do a three -hour PowerPoint

presentation to Donald Trump.

Megan, how was your first challenge back?

Oh, as dramatic as ever. It's like I never left.

People have got their opinions and expressions. My first, I say, I'm going

leave it at that.

Megan D came and sat down with me and was like, they don't know where the chat

and shit is coming from, next one, etc.

And then Meg was like to me, oh, she thinks it started from the whole

thing. Who made the threesome comment?

I don't know.

Yeah, it was...

Oh, Yaz made the threesome comment.

Me, Yaz, and Dee were standing in the kitchen, just talking shit.

Yaz goes, Dee, I have a question for you.

Unprovoked. Would you have a threesome with me and Tony?

I said, whoa!

Oh. And then it turned into this huge fucking thing.

It was such a hypothetical question, and it got turned into this big thing.

You feel like...

Do you feel like it sparked from there?

You guys having this divide?

No. I'm telling you, week one, they all isolated me and Shakira.

And that's why me and Shakira became friends. When any girl tried to talk to

or take Dee on a date, those girls became friends with me and Shakira.

It's not my fault her man entertains flirting with other women.

Yeah, it's very convenient that you're closed off and that your boyfriend and

girlfriend and you love each other now.

That there's no bombshells walking through the fucking door. He had his

got away with all of it.

All right.

Can we go for a chat? Yeah, cool.

See you in a second, right?

See you later.

You all right?

Yeah, you?

How are you, boom checker?

I'm all right.

I just wanted to speak to you about the challenge earlier because personally I

feel like we are really close in here, like you are one of my best friends with

Hal's, and it's such a hard situation, and I feel like I've been there for you

through everything.

Yeah.

I don't feel like you had my back at all in that. I know it's such an awkward

situation for you, but at the same time, she did make some comments, like, as

me, knowing if I was your friend or not, I would have, for one, not let that run

before the challenge, or, like, I don't know whether you've had a conversation

with her after it about how she feels about me, or you don't want to because

your friend. I think it's a really difficult spot for me, Meg.

Like, I do have your back. I don't really know how to handle it, Meg, if

honest. It's very... It's a weird situation. It's a new situation for me

be in.

I get that, but now it's like you're now in that group.

Now this whole divide thing is actually a divide because I'm hearing true

things, what people think about me, and it's hurtful, but at the same time, it's

like, when have you had my back?

But, Meg, I don't want you to ever be like, I'm my ship sailed, I'm in a

I'm never going to take sides.

I completely understand and I apologise if you feel like I haven't had your back

today. I don't want this and I don't think everything she's saying is right.

I'm not like, I've hard checked it and I'm like, you've got to just, you can't

do this.

She's entitled to her opinion.

At the end of the day, I want you to be happy and I want you to focus on your

relationship. But it's now got to a point where every single challenge is

personal to me indeed.

I'm not going to speak to her. I don't need to.

We don't see eye to eye. I obviously thought we were friends. She's thought

different. Where you're coming from is completely fair. And I don't want you to

feel let down or like I've switched sides and I'm not your friend. Because I

Yeah. And I have been the whole time. Yeah. All right, come on. Come here.

Thanks, Harry.

No, thank you.

Yasmine's been reflecting on her Love Island journey.

I've been reflecting on my Love Island journey.

It's basically voiceover booth fridge, voiceover booth fridge, voiceover booth

fridge, toilet, bed.

Oh, so many memories.

I was just thinking about, like, a lot of things.

I've just been reflecting on my whole journey in here.

Yeah. And you've obviously been such a big part of it, and you've been the best

part of it. I've seen, like, how you handle situations, and I think...

all of those things to me are just really important to see and it will tell

lot about a person and like potential like qualities that i would want in in a

in a future someone and like i just know that you're just that person that like

always wants the best for me and genuinely cares for me

When I saw my mum and sister, I know full well if I was coupled up with an

arsehole, they'd be the first to tell me that. And they obviously only had nice

things to say about you, which I knew they would anyways.

I never doubted that for a second.

It's hard because you know that I don't wear my heart on my sleeve.

And it's really rare for me to be emotional.

And it's so rare for me to be vulnerable with someone. I really appreciate it.

some of the things you just said yeah it was very nice to hear like i don't say

it enough i know i know like i really appreciate you being vulnerable with me

but i just wanted you to know like how much i genuinely do like you and i do

have feelings for you so

i want to say that to you because of that i just wanted to be the

one to say i do want to be exclusive with you of course i would love to be

exclusive with you too

It's really, really sweet of you to come and say that to me.

And, yeah, it's static to explore it further.

But, yeah, I mean, you actually beat me to it. I would say this is where it all

started as well.

I think we might have to throw it back. Yeah, let's do it.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Come here.

You've really made it a special one. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

No, I've never seen Yasmin swoon before. I mean, it was an internal swoon,

obviously. She remained bolt upright throughout.

And now she wants to share her big news.

I have made things exclusive with Jamie.

Thinking about making exclusive yeah today, and um she beat me to it

Like, I just got engaged.

I just think it's so reassuring for him as well.

Yeah.

It just, like, needed to come from me because it just meant a lot more.

Proud of you, girl.

I'm just, honestly, I'm on top of the moon right now.

Who would have thought week one, yes, would be exclusive.

Isn't that crazy?

Blue wants a DJ residency at Cafe Del Mar in Ibiza.

Well, I say residency. They kicked him out after five minutes because the crowd

turned on him.

How's everyone feeling this morning?

Energy.

I can feel the energy.

I can't believe we never, ever got a girls' day.

It's because of the divide.

Because of what? The divide, if it wouldn't make sense.

They got more fucking bombshells than us as well.

Because Meg lost her head every time.

Fuck.

Dee thinks Megan's changed.

Well, Dee, people change. When this show started, I used to go out, have ten

pints and a kebab and then hit the gym in the morning. Whereas now, I sort of

don't bother with the gym.

Boys, I've been thinking, yeah?

I don't know what to do. I don't know if you... I feel like you see it as well,

H. But, like, it's a weird one because you know how much I love Megan.

But I just feel like the first time Megan came in to...

This time that she came in, it's completely different.

The first time, you know Megan had, like, her friends' backs, like, 100%.

she's never shy about speaking up. Never shy about speaking up. So then now,

after yesterday, that's when I was like, this is too much now, because for

Shakira to sit there in the challenge and be like,

Meg, I don't like you, I can't stand you, and Megan just...

Sit back and not say anything.

Is that because she's been on the outside?

Why do you think that is?

From the outside, you see two sides.

There's a good side and a bad side. And she's kind of sitting on the fence

because she doesn't want to get really involved in the whole drama.

But that's from the get -go. She was always involved in the drama. That's not

me. That's not her.

When she first came in, she was battering you.

How are you being with Helen? I don't like it.

But that would be before anyone even... Yeah, before she hadn't seen anything.

And then now it's like you're with Shakira. It's like she doesn't want to

anything to you now because she doesn't want to get in a rift with Shakira or

anything like that. That's what it kind of seems like. So now she's just not

saying anything at all to you. It seems like they're really loved.

Who? Tony and Shakira.

Oh, wow.

And the other girls look like the bad and the mean girls.

Oh, OK, on the outside.

Obviously, Tommy left with Lucy, didn't he?

And I don't know if her and Megan and Tommy, like, picked up on the outside or

whatever, but... They were speaking before they came in here. She came in

And you've seen it? I've heard it.

Seriously? And obviously, you've been out here, like, you've probably heard or

seen whatever, do you know what I mean?

Well, when... When Tommy and Lucy were in tape...

Cracking on. She was feeling.

Was she?

Connor's our boy, man.

It's such a hard situation to be in.

But, like, don't you think we need to tell her?

We've got to chat to Con, mate.

We've got to chat to Con. We've got to chat to Con.

When it's a... No, we've got to chat to Con.

When it's the right time. I don't think it's not going to take it well.

No, but we have to. We have to. We have to. As far as a boy. Yeah, yeah, we have

to. As a boy.

How do you put the last one?

Let's get Con on.

What, I mean bring a mini fire pit? Yeah. Yeah, like kind of more away,

it? Yeah.

Nice, boys.

Go on.

Come chat for a sec.

Where are they going?

What's going on there?

Yeah, what is going on there?

How you feeling?

Me? I feel good, man, yeah. There's just something that we wanted to talk to you

about.

Megan and Tommy have been, like, chatting a lot. I don't know about

time together.

And we just thought it was all right. Like, you should know that, Con. I don't

want you to be blindsided.

It's a thing where... Yeah, you don't want to look like an idiot. Yeah, I

want you to look like an idiot, bro.

But I know that you would appreciate being told. What's going on there?

What? What's going on there?

I can't be so serious.

God knows that this side of Harry is not a side that I want to get involved

with. Boring.

Lucy was getting with Tommy.

Megan was behind and she was fuming.

Fuming that Lucy and Tommy were getting together?

I'm sure she'll tell you straight up, to be honest.

I don't think she's going to lie to you about it, but I thought you're going to

tell her, she's going to tell you that that's a lie and she's going to come at

me, which is... Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is... I'm not what you saw, yeah. This is what I saw.

I know Tommy, like, you know what I mean? And if he's with Lucy, I don't

that he's going to be doing a madness. I just feel like the fact of the matter

is you just need to have a conversation with Megan and, like, find out, like,

what's actually been going on. I thought it was all a friendly vibe, because

they obviously did get on, like, and they had their thing, and, like,

presume if she wanted to...

do her thing with tommy she wouldn't come back in here she could be about

but there's also a big reason for her to be just because she doesn't like like

you you was here with the first time megan was in here yeah and like how like

we know how close megan meg and helena are and if there was any situation

megan would be the first person to have meg's back or any of their backs

she's acting different from the first time she was in here. Yeah, I get all

that, but, like, how does that relate to me and Megan?

Her coming in here, knowing everything on the outside world, and she's coming

and she might be, like, still playing the game.

All this is, like, something that I don't really give a fuck about too much.

What is going on?

What is he doing?

What is he looking over here? What is going on?

I just need to iron out, like, what to crack as we're about to talk to you now.

Get to the bottom of the middle, please.

Yeah, appreciate that.

Cheers, boys.

How was that, though?

That was great.

Can you tell all about it?

It's not going to go down well, boys.

No, it's not.

Where are we going?

Sorry, Faith.

Oh, God.

What do you think he's...

What do you guess?

They were like, look, we've all been chatting about you and Megan, and we

just felt like we needed to tell you this.

And I was just like, what?

And they were like, she's, like, talking to Tommy.

Oh, yeah.

I had one phone call with him, and I spoke to him on tape. Yeah, I know, but

I'll tell you. OK, go on, sorry.

And, like, yeah, they were chatting on tape, and he was getting with Lucy, and,

like, Megan was fuming.

Yeah, and it wasn't nice seeing him, like, lips Lucy in front of me because,

like, obviously I've just been sat, like, I've sat behind him, saying,

that hair they sat in front of me with lips? And I was like, oh.

That was it?

We had been texting and stuff. Like, we had flirty chats or whatever, but it

wasn't that, like... You said you were having flirty texts or something just

there? Well, like, yeah, afterwards a bit. It was like, oh, lol, like, oh,

feelings, like, don't go away, like, straight away.

It was, like, shit like that, do you know what I mean?

But it doesn't, like, you're literally with someone else. I've come back here,

I'm with you. Like, nothing was ever going to come of it.

No, and I'm not annoyed. This is, like, me processing everything. No, of course,

and I get that, and I think it's so understandable you to be a bit like,

the fuck?

Blue and the two boys are like, yeah, I think she's just acting different

because of, like, saying not sticking up for Megan and stuff like that in that

situation. Because I haven't been here for three weeks. I haven't been living

here. I don't know. It's not my place to get involved.

Yeah. I was just chatting to Harry and Blue.

Blue was talking about the outside world and his perception.

of like the whole megan and connor situation that the megan that come in

first time is completely different to the megan that's in here now she made a

comment today about me and megan what was the comment the house was like

had more girls bombshells and megan went yeah they wouldn't bring any more

because meg would just boot off every time wow

For her to be, like, kissing Tommy, is that, like, quite a normal thing?

No, of course, I know, but it was, like, me and her were having a go. Me and

Tommy had been speaking, we'd gotten on, and then, not, like, we'd just been

catching up, like, do you know what I mean? And, like, yeah, it was a bit

or whatever, but, like, he was actually with her, he left with her, he came with

her. But then she was trying to be my mate after, like, calling me a slapper.

She, like, said something out, like, that she'd called me that, like, when I

getting with you and her.

And then she was, like, trying to be all friendly with me, and then she's going

and pulling him and lifting him. So it was, like, a lot of...

to deal with, you know what I mean?

Yeah. When it was the grafties, she had already seen everything and she didn't

come in here once and say to you girls, oh, by the way, or to you, by the way,

they've been saying this about you. That's so true.

I'm here for you.

No, but I get, and, like, I mean, and I appreciate that and I believe you and

same here, but I'm not asking about me and you. Yeah. I'm asking about you and

him. There's nothing there now, like, at all.

And I'm not going to have, like, an argument or fight about something

That hasn't happened.

And that's why I had your back when the boys were talking. But also, what I will

say is, and because I've seen it so much in here, when couples are going good,

and obviously it's getting to crunch time now, it's convenient that the boys

come with a problem for me and a problem for you to make you act out a character

and to make me act out a character and to turn us against each other.

Just bear that in mind when you're having a conversation.

No, no. Yeah, that's that.

Okay,

so I have no more to say.

Megan's having a bad day. First, Connor hassled her about Tommy. Now Dee's

having a go. And to top it all, someone's borrowed her toothbrush.

I'll stick it back later, but it's the only way I can scratch my feet with my

boots on.

I don't want to do a big thing in front of everybody, either, because I think

it's everyone's business, even though I don't think it's their business.

Yeah, blue.

Let's just... Sorry,

blue. I'll get to you.

Piss me off.

It's just, like, from my circumstance, I'm, like, I've come in, like, in a

thing, and the last thing I want is people think I'm different, cos I don't

think I'm different, like, around things, but...

I get where you're coming from.

Normally I would say shit, but I'm like, I haven't been here. I don't want to

comment on shit, get things wrong, be roaring and shouting.

And I'm like, do you know what I mean? Like, obviously I don't want to sit

and let all that happen. Do you know what I mean?

But I'm like, I haven't... I'm saying I never wanted you to come in and

contemplate it.

I'm talking about the stuff that you've seen.

I didn't want to sit there and watch it. I thought, actually, this is what I

said, and I said that to you. I was like, I haven't watched all of it.

So for me to come in and be like, oh, well, they said that, I actually don't

know. OK, that's fair enough. Like, no matter what I do, if I don't say it and

I'm in the wrong, if I do say something and I'm in the wrong, like, do you know

what I mean? I just want you to be you.

I am being me, but I'm just not getting involved in the drama that I haven't

been here for. But, yeah, what I'm saying, like, it's the stuff that you

been here for is, like, you don't need to be shouting or taking any photos.

just, like, you as a person, you know what's wrong and right. Yeah, of course.

And you'll stand up for what's wrong and right.

I definitely could have fucked up a meg. I was just...

It's weird, like, I don't, like... Do you know what I mean? Like, it's just a

weird circumstance for me to be in where I'm, like, if I pipe up, people are

going, like, shut the fuck up, you haven't been here. Do you know what I

So I'm putting myself on fire at night. But, no, I get exactly where I'm going.

And I did go up and check on Meg straight away after.

Megs?

I didn't want to go in on the giant. You lot were in a... She's wandering

around. Yeah, I'm a bit slow. I don't want to join a cat.

Hello, love.

Hi. I am sorry I didn't. I could have stuck up with a lot of the shit that,

like, is brought up in them challenges. I haven't been here and I haven't

watched a lot, but you know what I know, what you have is real. And I could have

been everyone. I'm sorry, that was a shit meal for me. And all I can do is

I'm sorry. It's OK. Because you know I love you and you know I'm a big fan of

you. Yeah.

But obviously it was just a bit of shit because when you come in, like, you

could see how excited you were to come in.

No, I know.

I was shaking for you to come back, like, I was so excited, and I was like,

Megan, like, I've needed you in places. But yesterday, like, OK, like, I'll just

sit here and take it. I can take it, it's not like I can't. But it was just,

like, previously, you would have obviously been there. Obviously, it was

you and Howard are my best friends in here.

And then this morning, obviously, there was a comment made that you made about

me, and I was just like, oh, Megan, do I need that?

Howard was like, oh, we need more boy -bomb showers for once, because...

boys have had all the girls i know you would have said it in a joke but like

because this has been brung up every single situation like you turn around

was like oh it's because megan boots off like not like i know you say it's a

joke i know because you're getting it from all other ends and then for me to

like make a joke like that it's just like putting salt in the wound yeah and

coming from someone that you're close to it's not like yeah no i'm sorry no it's

okay thank you i love you love you too

Oh, Max.

No!

Don't feel like that, my girl.

Don't, cos you'll make me bloody cry.

It's just so horrible.

I just want to go inside for a minute.

Want to go inside?

Yeah, go, go.

Shall we go inside?

Yeah.

I think it's a shit one for her because she's come back in and tried to give me

her best shot, and then in her head she's like, I missed a lot, so I really

don't want to get involved in this fucking divide.

I know it's hard for you, like, I know.

This is what I said to Dee, like, I was shocked that you made that comment, but

I'm not going to let anything... But you really didn't mean it. I know you did,

I know you did. And that's why I said to Ainge, like, I said to Ainge, we were

sat there and I said, was that needed, but I let it brush over because...

I know you don't mean it like that. I know you mean it in a filthy way.

I know you do.

It's like, why is, like, Blue and I bringing up me and Tommy's conversation?

It's always the meeting where I'm like, oh, Tommy, we didn't get to resolve

things. Because you fucking have. I'm only human. Yeah, it's not like you

have feelings for Tommy. You did. I think just focus on you and Con at the

of the day.

She's come back for him, hasn't she? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. She has come back

him. She didn't think there was anything there. She wouldn't have come back. No,

which I understand.

But if I didn't say anything, I'd be lying to Connor. Oh, it was you that

something? It was all of us. Oh, okay.

Blue's asking Shakira about her worst date ever. My worst date ever? That one

had with the hair on it that definitely didn't come off somebody's head.

I can't resist a date.

Where's your, um...

Worth date, Shakira?

I haven't really had many, like, dating horror stories.

No, they've all been pretty good.

Oh. Oh, my gosh, I've got a text. I've got a text!

What?

Islanders, it is time to pull out all the stops as you take centre stage in

tonight's talent show.

Fuck off. Yeah.

It's time to stand on show business.

Oh, thank God. It's Covid.

Talent show for a talentless bunch.

This is going to be hell and horror.

Get it.

I like the movement, movement.

I'm not talented.

You are talented.

No. It's talent time.

It's the Love Island Talent Show. Tricky one this year, because after the last

few days, some of our acts are performing to a crowd that actively

them. And I know that feeling. I've performed in Hull.

Good luck to you all out there. We got some real talent in this bunch.

Not just pretty faces, though.

Tight.

Cheers!

Dijon wants to start by giving everyone a bit of PT.

I just wish we could all just get along.

And one thing I love about sports and fitness is it always brings people

together, so...

Yeah, let's make a little bit of playful fun with this divide and have a bit of

friendly competition.

The whole divide thing is ridiculous. Let's make this fun. Come on, then. So

guys cheer this team on. You guys cheer this team on. You divided us again.

No, but it's fun. Come on, come on, come on, come on. All right, all right. Are

we ready? So when we're doing the kettlebell swings, we're just pushing

the hips here.

Bang.

After your 10 squats, you're just going to run there. First one to collect the

ball wins.

All right, are we ready?

Come on, come on, come on. I need you to get behind them.

modeling and dancing for a living. And judging by this performance, he must be

one hell of a model.

That was hot, son. That was real hot.

I'm flustered.

Meg's gonna perform an act best described as what a toddler does to earn

when the grandparents visit.

Oh, she's on one leg.

Go, Meg.

years ago when I was in year two.

So from six years old to 26 nearly, not bad.

Blue's taking this performance seriously.

Yes, the gloves are coming off.

Oh, no, my mistake. The gloves are actually going on. I should watch ahead.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Tonight, I'm going to be your Muay Thai coach.

Dee, you're going to be our padman for the evening.

Let's go.

And we're going to start off with a jab.

From now, we'll go into an uppercut.

and we wow and then we'll go in for a elbow oh that was a surprise one

and we'll get this

in white you've

also got leg kicks you've got a low kick so yeah and then middle kick

say a quick hello to the viewers who have launched legal proceedings against

for false advertising.

It's an opening showcase.

We ain't had a terrible one yet.

Just stay patient.

I'm not far off.

Yasmin's up next, and for the benefit of our islanders, those things she's

carrying are called book.

They're like long TikToks, but with words.

the most perfect AI -generated posture.

So I'm going to demonstrate and then copy what I do, essentially.

Straight back.

Imagine that there is a string above your head sitting up. Oh, you guys are

elegant. Place the book on top of your head.

If I call your name out, if you stand up for me and walk from here. Oh, wow,

that's a joke, yeah.

All the way to here.

Oh, my God. Go on, yeah.

And I'm going to rank who's got the best and worst posture.

If you come up and start your stuff, Shakira.

He's stiff.

Go on, Ty. Go on, Ty. Go on, Ty.

He's very sophisticated.

Best posture goes to Mr.

Ty over here.

And the worst posture has to go to Miss Shrimpy over there.

Didn't want to see anyone in a C shape.

At the end of the day, I think we should save being...

angel are going to put on a magical act and to be fair to them, they're about to

make the next two minutes of my life disappear.

Evening.

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the Love Island 2025 magic show.

You're mine.

Take the

card. Show everyone the card.

Okay, yeah. Put the card back in.

Is it a red card or a blue card? Black card.

Red or black? Red.

Am I supposed to tell you? No, I'm going to tell you.

It's a red card.

Oh, okay.

Yep. I can see a heart in your eyes. Yep.

It's a seven.

Oh, it's a heart.

Yes!

Hi, it's a zero!

Kai and Angel are not getting their Vegas residency anytime soon, but they

really made me laugh, like, too hard.

Abracadabra!

Blue! Check under your seat.

Show everyone the cards.

You better believe it.

Helena's doing a cabin crew themed roast and her comedy cuts like a knife.

One of those little plastic ones they give you on the plane that won't open

bread roll. Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away.

I'd like to welcome you on board this no -good airline's flight on a one -way

ticket to hell.

Attention passengers, please stow your partners in the overhead compartment as

our two season ticket travellers, Blue and Megan, are back on board for their

second attempt at love. Please direct your attention to the front while we

explain what to do in the unlikely event that somebody asks you to go exclusive

and then fucks you off two days later.

In case of an emergency, your shite mullet and kids' speedos will not save

If you've been playing it safe sat in economy, but you see your future sat in

business with a girl in arseless chaps, then your exits and airbags are straight

off your bird's chest.

If Dijon comes and asks you for your 17th game to know you chat during the

flight, please feel free to press the call bell at any time and Meg will

in 0 .3 seconds.

Jamie, in the event of ditching into water, Please put on your life jacket.

You must have been born again.

You must adopt the brave position, which is that.

But you might need help bending your bird's back for that one.

So the girls sat in seat 4B, who claim that they don't like drama.

You started three triangles before we've even hit cruising altitude.

Please secure your Princess Jasmine dress, and I think you might need an

seatbelt to secure your man.

We will be serving a complimentary trolley of women on today's flight, but

fear, they've all been tried and tested by Captain Connor.

Please be advised that Cash and Tony will break up and get back together at

least twice before we land.

We thank you for choosing to fly with no good airlines where we pride ourselves

in no good loyalty, no good morals and no bloody return.

That was so much fun to have everyone sat around the fire pit pissing

at Harry's downfall. I'm like, huh?

Pack up, let's fly.

Tomorrow

night.

The talent show.

Islanders, the public have been voting for their favourite couple.

Takes a turn.

The couple with the fewest votes and therefore dumped from the island is...