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Hey. Jesus.

Sorry, I didn't expect anyone to be in here.

I can go.

It's okay, no.

Jordan from marketing, right?

Yeah, that's me.

You're in customer relations?

Finance, but I just needed to get away and take a breather.

But it's nice to be with another co -worker during these difficult times.

Yeah, I mean, at least there was a decent turnout for the boss's funeral,

It's crazy.

One moment he's smiling and shaking hands in the office, and the next, poof,

he's gone.

Death is a funny thing like that.

Yeah, he had a lot of life left to live.

Well, he was 75.

I think he had a good run.

You're right.

But the office isn't going to be the same without old William.

Not to be rude, but I'm wondering how much longer this thing is going to go on

for.

Yeah, I hear you.

I'm starving.

You would think the widow would have spent a little more money on catering,

maybe?

Make a couple donations for tax purposes.

And all of a sudden everybody treats you like a saint.

That's true.

You know Leslie in accounting?

She worshipped the ground that guy walked on.

And that brown noser's out there right now.

Still brown nosing.

Oh my God, right?

Falling like that in front of all those people.

So embarrassing.

I would no sooner jump in the coffin myself.

Honestly, I can't imagine shedding even a single tear for someone like William.

It's insane.

I know, right? I am so glad that somebody feels the same.

I mean, I know we're not supposed to be speaking ill of the dead, but... Look,

you're not alone.

He was an asshole.

And I'm not saying that I'm happy that he's dead, but I'm definitely not sad

either. Oh my gosh.

And I am not going to miss that trash cologne he was always wearing to the

office. I mean, you would think a man with that much money would wear cologne

that was purchased from somewhere other than a gas station.

Does that make us bad people?

I mean, would you really care if we were?

No.

Me neither.

Look, do you end up at these things a lot?

Funerals? Yeah.

Thankfully, no.

Well, I mean, you're not missing out on anything. It's the same shit every time.

You're obligated to act like you care to a certain extent, and if you don't,

then everyone judges the hell out of you, so... It's

too bad we can't put the...

Fun in a funeral Although If

you feel the same way as I do maybe there is some fun to be had

What do you have in mind I think you know exactly what's on my mind

We might be in different departments But I think we're more alike than you

realize

Are you seriously suggesting that we fuck at a funeral right now?

Absolutely.

That's entirely sick and twisted.

And I love it.

Okay, nobody's around.

Good to go.

Hey.

Funeral's really nice, isn't it?

It is.

We just needed to step away for a minute.

So sad.

Yeah, I'm really going to miss William a lot.

Completely understandable.

I'm going to miss him too.

I do have to step outside and make a quick phone call. I left it in my jacket

pocket, sorry.

I'm just going to grab it and be on my way.

Yeah, sorry, she's just done. She's having a really hard time having a much

and she just She needs some consolation and we just grabbed it if that's okay.

Oh No, I'm guess yeah, uh, just keep it on I Really just

came to get some tissues Claire from accounting is crying so much.

Oh Anyway, you know what? It's fine. I'll just I'll take them from the

Thank you.

You're a really good actor and a good liar too.

And that's it.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

um um

I hope you have a good night.

Oh, God.

See ya.

hunt each other down with these sorts of things and, you know, maybe repeat this

whole process, you know, make it a little better.

Absolutely.

Can't wait to see you again at the next funeral and another asshole dies.

Same.

Better get out of here before anyone comes in.