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Hey. Jesus.
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Sorry, I didn't expect anyone to be in
here.
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I can go.
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It's okay, no.
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Jordan from marketing, right?
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Yeah, that's me.
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You're in customer relations?
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Finance, but I just needed to get away
and take a breather.
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But it's nice to be with another co
-worker during these difficult times.
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Yeah, I mean, at least there was a
decent turnout for the boss's funeral,
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It's crazy.
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One moment he's smiling and shaking
hands in the office, and the next, poof,
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he's gone.
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Death is a funny thing like that.
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Yeah, he had a lot of life left to live.
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Well, he was 75.
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I think he had a good run.
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You're right.
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But the office isn't going to be the
same without old William.
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Not to be rude, but I'm wondering how
much longer this thing is going to go on
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for.
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Yeah, I hear you.
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I'm starving.
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You would think the widow would have
spent a little more money on catering,
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maybe?
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Make a couple donations for tax
purposes.
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And all of a sudden everybody treats you
like a saint.
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That's true.
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You know Leslie in accounting?
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She worshipped the ground that guy
walked on.
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And that brown noser's out there right
now.
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Still brown nosing.
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Oh my God, right?
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Falling like that in front of all those
people.
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So embarrassing.
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I would no sooner jump in the coffin
myself.
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Honestly, I can't imagine shedding even
a single tear for someone like William.
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It's insane.
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I know, right? I am so glad that
somebody feels the same.
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I mean, I know we're not supposed to be
speaking ill of the dead, but... Look,
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you're not alone.
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He was an asshole.
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And I'm not saying that I'm happy that
he's dead, but I'm definitely not sad
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either. Oh my gosh.
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And I am not going to miss that trash
cologne he was always wearing to the
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office. I mean, you would think a man
with that much money would wear cologne
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that was purchased from somewhere other
than a gas station.
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Does that make us bad people?
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I mean, would you really care if we
were?
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No.
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Me neither.
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Look, do you end up at these things a
lot?
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Funerals? Yeah.
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Thankfully, no.
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Well, I mean, you're not missing out on
anything. It's the same shit every time.
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You're obligated to act like you care to
a certain extent, and if you don't,
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then everyone judges the hell out of
you, so... It's
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too bad we can't put the...
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Fun in a funeral Although If
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you feel the same way as I do maybe
there is some fun to be had
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What do you have in mind I think you
know exactly what's on my mind
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We might be in different departments But
I think we're more alike than you
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realize
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Are you seriously suggesting that we
fuck at a funeral right now?
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Absolutely.
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That's entirely sick and twisted.
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And I love it.
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Okay, nobody's around.
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Good to go.
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Hey.
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Funeral's really nice, isn't it?
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It is.
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We just needed to step away for a
minute.
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So sad.
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Yeah, I'm really going to miss William a
lot.
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Completely understandable.
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I'm going to miss him too.
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I do have to step outside and make a
quick phone call. I left it in my jacket
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pocket, sorry.
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I'm just going to grab it and be on my
way.
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Yeah, sorry, she's just done. She's
having a really hard time having a much
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and she just She needs some consolation
and we just grabbed it if that's okay.
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Oh No, I'm guess yeah, uh, just keep it
on I Really just
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came to get some tissues Claire from
accounting is crying so much.
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Oh Anyway, you know what? It's fine.
I'll just I'll take them from the
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Thank you.
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You're a really good actor and a good
liar too.
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And that's it.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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um um
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I hope you have a good night.
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Oh, God.
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See ya.
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hunt each other down with these sorts of
things and, you know, maybe repeat this
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whole process, you know, make it a
little better.
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Absolutely.
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Can't wait to see you again at the next
funeral and another asshole dies.
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Same.
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Better get out of here before anyone
comes in.
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