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-[girl hums] -[man] Hey AJ!

Hey, Dad!

He's my Dad!

-Hey, Mom! -Hey AJ!

She's my mom. [chuckles]

-Hey, Jessie! -Hey AJ!

She's my bestie.

Here's Theo.

He's a rabbit.

Yay!

Awesome magic!

Here we go!

[♪ opening theme music playing]

♪ Here we go, hey AJ ♪

♪ Hey AJ ♪

♪ Hey AJ ♪

-♪ Here we go, hey AJ ♪ -[screams]

♪ Hey AJ ♪

♪ Hey AJ ♪

♪ Here we go, hey AJ ♪

♪ Hey AJ ♪

♪ Hey AJ ♪

-♪ Hey, hey ♪ -[Dad] Hey, AJ!

[all laugh]

[♪ funky music playing]

[AJ] By The Numbas!

Oohwee! This song is good.

How's your homework going, AJ?

Great!

Just finished!

Hey, slow your roll. Where you going so fast?

Oh. To sit by the window.

It's ice cream truck day and I don't wanna miss it.

I've been saving my coins all week.

But, you know the rules.

Dinner, homework and then ice cream.

Lemme check your work.

Spelling, cool.

Handwriting, good job.

Wow! This is a really cool drawing, AJ.

You definitely got your dad's drawing skills.

But, what assignment was this?

That's uh, it's my, um, my math sheet.

AJ, these drawings are great,

but you can't just skip your math work and draw pictures all over it.

Drawing stars and galaxies is way more fun than doing math.

[chuckles] Those are excellent, AJ.

But you know, astronauts need math for everything they do.

Without math, they couldn't fly their rocket ships anywhere.

Astronauts need math?

Ugh! Math.

Hmm. I think I know how to help you, baby girl.

I'll be right back.

[sighs]

How is dad gonna help me with my math,

when all I can think about is rocket ships?

[thudding]

Gasp! Is that a rocket ship?

It sure is.

But it's a special rocket ship that's gonna help you

find your way through your homework assignment.

[Siggi] Okay you two. Don't get lost in space and miss the ice cream truck.

Why don't you come with us, Mom?

[chuckles] You got it, astronaut AJ. Let's go.

To outer space we go!

Hey!

[Siggi as a hologram] Welcome to outer space.

We're on a mission to find our way through this math homework.

That's right, space computer motherboard.

Okay. The first question on my space mission homework says,

if you have two stars plus two stars,

how many stars do you have?

Hmm.

[Marty] Look, AJ. There's shooting stars

How many is that?

[AJ] That's one, two, three, four.

-And two plus two is four. -[Siggi as a hologram] You got it.

[AJ] Two plus two is four.

[gasps] Shooting stars.

My space mission homework says we need to count all the stars.

Okay, AJ. How many stars do you see?

Um, one, two, three... Uh, one, two... Ugh, aw.

They're moving so fast, I can't count them.

Oh, no! How are we gonna find our way back home in time for ice cream?

Sigh. I told you, Dad.

Every time I do math, I always get lost.

It's okay, AJ. Sometimes getting lost is the only way to figure things out.

We'll get back on track.

[♪ funky bass line playing]

Do you all hear that? What's that sound?

There seems to be a funky space bass coming from that direction.

Great!

Maybe there's someone there who can help us find our way

and complete my space mission homework.

[♪ funky bass line gets louder]

I see somebody down there playing bass guitar.

What's up, funky dudes and dudettes.

You caught me me having a little space jam.

My name is Cal Q. Cal Q Layta.

Also known as the funkiest dude in the galaxy.

Where are you headed, space friends?

Hey, Cal Q Layta.

I'm astronaut AJ and this is my crew.

And that's my amazing mom.

I mean, our space computer motherboard.

And we're a little lost in our homework assignment checklist.

Pleasure to meet you all.

So please, tell me once more how you all got lost.

We're supposed to be counting stars

and it was really easy when we got here,

but now they're going way too fast to count.

Well, you've come to the right place.

I can help you fine, funky folks, no problem.

I know some tricks that'll help you count stars.

And you can finish your homework checklist.

Yeah! Watch this.

[♪ funky music playing]

Slow stars, coming right up.

Oh, thank you.

Now I can count them.

One, two, three, four.

Wow! How'd you do that?

Oh, that? That was nothing, baby.

Just a little space math with some funk on it.

If I teach you a little math trick about two's,

you can find your way through your math homework.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Come with us, Cal Q.

[♪ funky music playing]

[giggles] All right, everybody. Hold on tight!

Hold up!

We just need one more finishing touch to add some style.

There we go, baby.

Can't forget my lucky dice.

Nice touch, Cal Q.

Smooth!

Now put the pedal to the metal.

[♪ funky music playing]

So, what's next on your space homework checklist, astronaut AJ?

Hmm. My next problem is two plus four.

Two plus four? Uh, let's see what I can do.

[♪ funky bass line playing]

[AJ] Okay. So, there's one, two stars

and that is one, two, three, four stars.

Okay. So, how many stars are together, astronaut AJ?

[AJ] One, two, three, four, five, six.

That's it!

Two plus four is six.

Oh, yeah!

Thank you so much, Cal Q Layta.

Well, you can thank your lucky stars,

'cause Star Gazer Galaxy is right there.

What do you say we go learn how to count the stars by two

and have a little fun?

[♪ "By The Numbas" playing]

[Cal Q Layta singing] ♪ I got a cosmic situation ♪

♪ But this I guarantee, ah ♪

♪ With a little concentration, you can calculate like me ♪

♪ If you need to solve a problem ♪

♪ This is how it's done ♪

[AJ] ♪ Two plus two plus two plus two plus two is ten ♪

-♪ Counting by the numbas ♪ -♪ Two by two ♪

-♪ Throughout the galaxy ♪ -♪ You can count on me ♪

-♪ When you're counting by the numbas ♪ -♪Two by two ♪

-♪ There's a whole new world to see ♪ -♪ You can count on me ♪

♪ Yeah! One plus one is two and two plus two is four ♪

♪ If you learn to count by double ♪

♪ You can add up even more ♪

♪ Four plus two is six and six plus two is eight ♪

[AJ] ♪ Two plus two plus two plus two plus two is ten ♪

-♪ Counting by the numbas ♪ -♪ Two by two ♪

-♪ Throughout the galaxy ♪ -♪ You can count on me ♪

-♪ When you're counting by the numbas ♪ -♪Two by two ♪

♪ There's a whole new world to see ♪

♪ Yoooo! ♪

♪ Two stars, plus two more ♪

-♪ Add that up ♪ -[AJ] ♪ That makes four ♪

♪ Hey, now here's a trick ♪

-♪ Add two more ♪ -[AJ] ♪ That makes six ♪

♪ Have fun, don't hesitate ♪

-♪ Two more stars ♪ -[AJ] ♪ We got eight ♪

♪ You got it! Two stars and then ♪

[AJ] ♪ Two plus two plus two plus two plus two is ten ♪

-♪ Counting by the numbas ♪ -♪ Counting by the numbas ♪

-♪ Throughout the galaxy ♪ -[echoing] ♪ Throughout the galaxy ♪

-♪ When you're counting by the numbas ♪ -♪ The numbas ♪

-♪ There's a whole new world to see ♪ -♪ You can count on me ♪

[giggles] Thanks for the magical math lesson Cal Q.

That was out of this world.

See? Math is fun.

And add a little music and a little imagination,

and there's nothing you can't do.

[♪ funky music playing]

[AJ] Look! There's two.

I think I've got this.

Play that funky bass, Cal Q Layta.

[♪ funky music playing]

And there's two more.

That's four.

[♪ funky music playing]

Whoa! Two more. That makes six. Gasp!

Six is the next question on my homework checklist.

See? There's a six.

-I need to add two. -[♪ funky music playing]

[AJ] So, that's two, four, six.

Then I add two more, that's eight.

Six plus two is eight.

One more addition problem and it's on to the extra credit.

I need to solve two plus eight.

You've learned so much, AJ.

I think you can do this one without counting stars.

Come on, AJ.

It's okay. You got this.

If I count by two's, it's two, four, six, eight, ten.

Two plus eight is ten.

Now, I think I know how to do my extra credit too.

Two, four, six, eight and then ten. I got it!

You did it, AJ.

-[AJ] Woo-hoo! Yeah! -[Theo] Woo-hoo!

[Marty] Yeah! Ha-Ha!

I did it!

I counted by two's and finished my math sheet.

Good job, AJ.

You even did the bonus question for extra credit.

And you know what that means.

[ice cream truck honking and playing a tune]

[all] Ice cream time!

Ice cream time. Ice cream time. Ice cream time.

Yeah! What time is it? It's ice cream time, dawg.

Come on, let's go get some ice cream.

I owe you ten more pennies. So, if I count by two's,

two, four, six, eight, ten.

Here you go, Mr. Ice Cream Man.

[in Cal Q Layta's voice] And that's how you count the right amount.

Keep your chocolate chips chunky

and your music funky.

See you next week, babu.

Hey, was that...

Nah, couldn't be.

[AJ] Knot Today!

[winces] Ow!

It hurts when you have to comb out the knots in my hair.

That comb is not my friend, Mom.

Uh-uh. Nope. Not today.

Not going in there until this is over.

Hair day is only for the brave.

Almost done.

Whew! I didn't think we'd ever get all those

tangling knots out of your hair.

Did you forget to sleep in your bonnet again, AJ?

[winces] Ooh, now that I think about it,

[giggles]

I may have put it on Theo.

Honey, our bonnets are what keep our curls beautiful while we sleep.

And we have to wear them so we don't wake up with tangles and knots.

All done.

-Whatcha think? -Looks nice.

-Can I go play now? -Not so fast.

Tomorrow is school picture day

and I don't want your picture to turn out like my first grade photo.

-[menacing sound] -[AJ gasps] Double gasp!

Now can I go play?

Captain Spaghetti Pants is waiting.

Yes, baby. I'm leaving for my work trip,

so I need you to wear your bonnet to bed.

Trust me. You do not want your dad doing your hair for picture day.

Dads don't like knots.

And try not to get too wild tonight, you two.

-We won't. -We won't.

-Hallway race? -Hallway race?

[giggles] Can't catch me! Faster, Daddy!

You can't handle this kind of fast. Ooh-hoo!

[AJ laughs]

-Don't get me! [laughs] -[laughs]

Good night, Captain AJ.

Thanks for the hallway race.

By the way, your mom did a good job on your hair.

Don't forget to wear your bonnet to bed.

I won't.

Are you ready to skydive, Theo?

Here comes our parachute.

Wheeee!

[snoring]

[AJ yawns]

[screaming]

[footsteps approaching] Dad!

Dad! Dad! Dad!

Your hair-- What?

Oh, my goodness, gracious gumballs!

AJ, what happened to your hair?

Didn't you wear your bonnet?

Uh, I may have used it as a parachute.

Can we talk about that later? I need to fix my hair.

I don't know where to start, AJ.

How does your mom do this so well?

Why are you asking me?

I just learned how to use mouthwash.

Oh, no. We're running out of time.

[gasps] It's almost time to go to school.

Don't don't worry AJ. We'll get your picture day hairstyle back.

Hey, what's this?

A hairstyling video just for dads?

Welcome to my channel. Dos for Dads.

If you're watching this video,

get ready to go on a magical hair journey.

-Magical hair journey? -Magical hair journey?

-Hey! -Hey!

Ooh! Where are we, Adventurer AJ?

Huh. Looks like we're in some kind of swampy marsh.

Whoa! Look at those curly branches.

Welcome to Bonnet Bayou.

My name is Aphrodytree.

Wow! It's nice to meet you.

I'm Adventurer AJ and this is Grizzly Grylls.

And this is my little bunny.

The Hair Hare!

[blows, chuckles]

That's quite some hair you've got there, Hare.

Uh-huh. Thank you very much.

So, what brings you to Bonnet Bayou?

Well, I'm looking for my picture day hairstyle.

I woke up and it was gone. Can you help us?

Oh, dear.

Another missing hairstyle.

If you wish to find it, you must go to The Temple of Dos.

Hairdos, that is.

But be careful of The Frayed Knot Monsters.

They guard the temple and they love stealing hairstyles

and leaving messy hair behind.

You better watch your wig, bunny.

Wig? How dare you? This hair is all mine.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Whatever you say, bunny.

Theo, you put it on backwards.

Oh, silly rabbit.

How do I look now?

It's time for an adventure.

Here.

This magical toolkit has everything you need

to get your picture day hairstyle back.

Wow. A magical tool kit? Thank you.

Good luck.

Whoa, look!

A bonnet and a golden comb.

And a map.

Hmm. Are there any snacks in there? I'm famished.

Look. According to our map,

there's a shortcut through Moisturizer Springs

that will take us to The Temple of Dos even quicker.

Erm, I don't think this is a shortcut. This is a--

[all] Oh, no! Moisturizer Waterfalls!

[screaming]

Gasp. The bonnet. It can save us.

[all sigh in relief]

[bubbling]

Wow! Bonnets really can save the day.

[creature laughs wickedly]

Hey, did y'all hear that?

Hear what? I'm still water locked.

That moisturizer did make my hair super soft, though.

Mine too. And my curls are poppin'.

Listen, it sounds like there's someone in the bushes.

[snickering]

[creatures together] Who goes there?

I'm AJ and I'm here to get my picture day hairstyle back.

Yeah, what she said!

Whoa! Oh, oh, oh. Whoa!

[all laughing]

Nobody tells The Frayed Knots what to do.

Let's get 'em.

[all screaming]

[♪ "Knot Today" playing]

♪ Mama said I should use the bonnet ♪

♪ But I fell asleep ♪

♪ Can't believe that I still forgot it ♪

♪ Now I'm in way too deep ♪

♪ From tangle to tangle ♪

♪ These knots are wrecking my day ♪

♪ We got to wrangle this tangle, no doubt ♪

♪ Keep brushing and brushing Ow! You're making me shout ♪

♪ I'm on a mission to condition them out ♪

♪ Bad hair day, knot today ♪

♪ Bad hair day ♪

♪ Bad hair day, knot today ♪

♪ Bad hair day ♪

♪ Missing hairstyles, spread the news ♪

♪ These knots are on the move ♪

-♪ Maybe we can find it there ♪ -[Marty and Theo] ♪ Where ♪

♪ Somewhere in The Temple of Dos ♪

♪ Bad hair day, knot today ♪

♪ Bad hair day ♪

♪ Bad hair day, knot today ♪

♪ Bad hair day ♪

♪ Somewhere in The Temple, The Temple of Dos ♪

♪ Bad hair day, knot today ♪

-♪ Somewhere in the Temple of Dos ♪ -♪ Bad hair day ♪

♪ Somewhere in The Temple, The Temple of Dos ♪

♪ Bad hair day, knot today ♪

-♪ Somewhere in the Temple of Dos ♪ -♪ Bad hair day ♪

♪ Mama said I should use the bonnet ♪

♪ Now I'm in way too deep ♪

[laughing mischievously]

What in the world do they want?

What? [gasps]

[knots together] Ha-ha! Gotcha!

Ah! Dad, help! We gotta wrangle these tangles.

[laughs]

This really tickles.

There has got to be a way to beat these knots.

Look. Conditioner Cove. No knot can withstand that.

It'll untangle them for sure.

If only I had something to lure them over there. Hmm.

You wouldn't.

Sorry, Theo. But I'm in a real hairy situation here.

No, it's mine.

Ah!

Oh, that actually looks quite nice on you.

[knots laughing wickedly]

[yelps]

[knots mumbling]

Hey knots. Loosen up why don't ya, and check out my new do.

[knots mumbling]

[laughing wickedly]

[relaxed groan]

-Ooh! -Ah!

I was thirsty.

Whoa! This conditioner is awesome.

It totally detangled your knots.

You did it. You got rid of the knots.

[gasps] Wow.

[AJ] Gasp! It's The Temple of Dos.

Man. The temple is locked.

Let's check the toolkit. Maybe there's a key.

[clears throat] Maybe I can be of some assistance.

These paws ain't for nothing, you know.

[grunting and panting]

[gasps] I got it.

The golden comb. It's the key.

-[rumbling] -[grunts]

[laughs]

Oh-ho. We did it.

Just needed a bit of a warm up, is all.

[laughing]

[gasps] Grizz, Hair Hare. Look!

[gasps] There it is. My picture day hairstyle.

Dad, activate those bubble ties.

-[Marty] Yeah. Got it. -[AJ] Woo-hoo! Yeah!

Oh, my goodness!

Daddy, I love it.

Yeah, I did that.

I ain't afraid of no hair day.

Now, didn't I tell you we'd get your picture day hairstyle back?

I just need you to do me one small favor.

Don't touch anything.

-[camera shutter clicks] -[photographer] Thank you. Next!

Okay. Are you ready for your photo?

In three, two, one. Say cheese!

-Cheese! -[camera shutter clicks]

[camera shutter clicks]

Looks like you both had quite the hair adventure today.

We really did.

And I'm definitely wearing my bonnet from now on.

I wanna keep those frayed knots away from my gorgeous hair.

But if I ever forget,

at least I know one dad who's not afraid of them anymore.

[all laughing]

[♪ closing theme music playing]