Original subtitles

[humming]

-Hey, AJ! -Hey, Dad.

He's my dad.

-Hey, Mom. -Hey, AJ.

She's my mom.

-Hey, Jesse! -Hey, AJ!

She's my bestie.

Here's Theo.

He's a rabbit.

Yay!

Awesome magic!

Here we go!

[♪ opening theme music playing]

♪ Here we go, hey AJ ♪

♪ Hey, AJ ♪

♪ Hey, AJ ♪

-♪ Here we go, hey AJ ♪ -[screaming]

♪ Hey, AJ ♪

♪ Hey, AJ ♪

♪ Here we go, hey AJ ♪

♪ Hey, AJ ♪

♪ Hey, AJ ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

[Dad] Hey, AJ.

[all laughing]

[AJ] "Long, long ride."

Dad? Dad, Dad, Dad, don't you see that asteroid?

Do something!

I am. I'm doing basic maneuvers.

I'm getting out of the way!

Look out!

The Starship Cruiser is gonna-- Dad, look out!

I know, I know, I know, I--

Girl, look at me.

I know.

Look out. Look out. Look out!

Hello, astronauts.

I'm the pilot of this vessel.

Can you keep it a bit more quiet so I can concentrate on my driving?

Oh, man.

We're actually starship officers, Mom.

And we just lost our starship.

Do I need to pull this starship over?

[both] No.

Are you gonna keep it down now?

It's almost bedtime, and we still have a long drive ahead.

Mom's right.

Let's take a little game break and settle for a bit.

[AJ] So what are we supposed to do?

Just try to sleep, honey.

I'm not sleepy!

How am I gonna go to sleep when my not sleepy?

Oh, besides, there's no way Dad is gonna go to sleep so early.

-Right, Dad? -[Dad snoring]

-Dad! -[continues snoring]

Dad? Daddy?

-[snoring] -You're making me look bad.

[sleep talking]

[clears throat]

[chuckles softly] Just let him sleep.

Hmm. Are we almost home?

Just a while longer, baby.

[sighs] Okay.

Gasp! I can't fall asleep and there's officially nothing to do.

Are we almost home now?

Honey, it's been about 10 seconds since you asked me that.

Why are you so grumpy?

I don't know.

Are you hungry?

You want some granola?

Yes, please.

And when we stop, I'll get you a steamed milk to help you sleep.

Ooh, I love steamed milk, and it does make me sleepy.

Mom, why aren't the cows asleep?

-Cows only sleep a little bit... -[cow mooing]

...but they eat all day long, even at night sometimes.

-Sounds like Dad. -[snoring]

I bet you'd get grumpy as me if you don't get enough to eat.

Yeah, maybe.

[groans]

Why don't we listen to some music?

[♪ music playing]

♪ Headin' to the mornin' ♪

♪ Halfway to dreamin' dreams ♪

♪ Hope I make it to the border ♪

♪ Before I'm falling fast asleep ♪

♪ This car is full of snoring ♪

♪ Stallin' out the radio ♪

♪ Why, why, why ♪

-Hey! -♪ It's a long, long ride ♪

♪ Long ride ♪

♪ For me, it's a long, long ride ♪

-♪ It's a long, long ride ♪ -♪ Long, long ride ♪

♪ To me, it's a long, long ride ♪

♪ Wish I was sleepin' ♪

♪ Instead of riding through the night ♪

-♪ It's a long, long ride ♪ -♪ Long, long ride ♪

♪ To me, it's a long, long ride ♪

♪ Maybe you could help me ♪

♪ Change the song on the radio ♪

♪ Think I've traveled with this music ♪

♪ About as far as I can go ♪

♪ This road is getting longer ♪

♪ Every twist and turn I find ♪

♪ My, oh, my ♪

♪ Oh, why? Oh, why? ♪

Are we there yet?

-♪ It's a long, long ride ♪ -♪ Long, long ride ♪

♪ For me, it's a long, long ride ♪

-♪ It's a long ride, yeah ♪ -♪ Long, long ride ♪

♪ To me, it's a long, long ride ♪

♪ Wish I was sleepin' ♪

♪ Instead of ridin' through the night ♪

-♪ It's a long ride, yeah ♪ -♪ Long, long ride ♪

♪ To me, it's a long, long ride ♪

Mom, are we stopping for milk soon?

I'm still not sleepy.

We'll stop soon.

But use your imagination to pass the time.

It's never let you down before.

[exclaims]

Maybe we can borrow some milk from those cows.

Then I could be sleeping now.

Hey. What do you think, cows?

Can you help a sister fall asleep?

Gasp! Astronaut AJ. Why are you awake?

You're supposed to sleep till we get back home to Earth.

[sighs] I know.

I have to figure out how to get into space sleep

because it's a long way back to Earth.

And I don't have any moony milk to make me sleepy.

Can you help me fall asleep?

Have some power clusters.

I can also read to you from the...

manual for the maintenance of a denaturizer flange.

Um no, thank you.

Hmm.

I, I might sing for you a lullaby.

[singing] ♪ I am singing a lullaby ♪

♪ So you can sleep Until Earth, I'm so good ♪

♪ You' got your money's worth ♪

♪ La, la, la, la-- ♪

[clears throat]

Again? No, thank you.

Shall I wake him?

Please don't make me.

He's so large.

[sighs] No, let him sleep.

Come on. Let's go see the pilot.

I am surprised you are awake.

I know. I need to fall asleep,

-but I don't know how. -You can count space shape.

Or Rabbot can sing a lullaby.

♪ I am singing a lullaby So you can sleep until Earth ♪

♪ I'm so good-- ♪

No, thank you.

How do you sleep, pilot droid Siggi?

I have a button for that.

But I do not sleep when I am driving the spaceship.

That's probably a good idea.

[AJ] Wait. What's that?

Hey, are those cosmic cows?

Attention Starship.

This is Cowmander Guernsey of Astro Herd 6.

Cosmic cows will have moon milk, that will help you sleep.

You must leave this sector immediately.

We are not amused.

Are they stampeding towards us?

Run or fly, Pilot droid Siggi!

Hyper speed!

[AJ] Faster!

[Pilot Droid Siggi] Those cows are fast.

We cannot outrun them. We will need to hide.

Hey! There they are!

[collides]

Looks like they're trying to send us a message.

We should hear them out.

[screams, grunts]

This star grazing field is for Cosmo cows only.

We do not want to share.

Sorry, Cowmander.

We were just hoping for a cup of moony milk.

Then, we'll leave right away.

Request for Moony Milk denied.

I don't want a beef with you, Astronaut AJ.

You are famous and cool, but you better hoof it

or there's gonna be trouble.

Now, mooo-ve!

The Cowmander seems grumpy and wanting to argue.

Or beef with you... [laughs]

...if I might make a cheap joke.

Well, if she's grumpy, we should cheer her up.

Check out all the information and Known Universe Machine.

It'll know how to cheer up a cosmic cow.

[Rabbot] It's a-- It appears to have broken somehow.

I do have a birthday coming up

if someone wants to get me a new one.

Astronaut AJ, I am not just the best pilot in this sector.

I am also an expert on Cosmic Cows.

They are peaceful and are only grumpy when hungry.

Hey, they didn't want to share food.

They're just hangry.

Hangry?

You're hungry, so you get angry, Hangry.

Aren't you supposed to know everything?

I can count to 10 in Esperanto.

I, I know who let the dogs out.

I know when my birthday is.

I know all the words to Louie Louie.

Later, Rabbot. I need moony milk.

So we gotta feed some cosmic cows so they're not hangry.

[in Pilot Droid voice] Provide a green tea.

[clears throat]

[in normal voice] Sorry.

A green tea and a small steamed milk, please.

Wait, Pilot Droid Siggi.

I think I know what we need to do.

[AJ] Pilot droid, we can't outrun the cosmic cows.

They're too fast in catching us.

I think we should feed them.

Turn the ship so we can face them.

Right away, Astronaut AJ. Turning space vessel around.

Get ready to throw the snacks.

Three, two, one!

[beeps]

Okay,

[munching]

Thank you, Astronaut A J.

You're just as cool as I heard.

We sure were hangry.

See? Hangry.

[munching, burps]

Excuse me.

Anyway, thanks for the snacks.

Fly safe. Over and out.

Oh, and we're sending you

a little moony milk over as a thank you.

[mooing]

Many thanks.

Problem solved. Huzah!

[slurping]

Thanks for the moony milk, Cowmander.

[yawns]

I see the moon milk is working.

I can sleep all the way back...

...to Earth.

[yawns]

Are we there yet?

I'm getting kind of hangry.

[Siggi chuckles] Oh, really now?

Is that so?

[AJ] "Buggin'."

Hope y'all are ready.

Nothing says Sunday picnic in the park

like one of my big Marty-fied sandwiches.

Mm, Mr. AJ's Dad, I can't wait.

And please make one for Theo, too.

What's that?

You wanna play hide and go seek to work up your appetite?

Ooh, good idea, Theo.

Playing hard always makes me hungrier.

Come on, Jazz. Let's go play.

I would, but I promised my moms

I wouldn't mess up my good Sunday clothes.

Sunday clothes?

But aren't those the clothes you wear every day?

Hello. Different color tie.

I can't just wear electric blue

on any old day, you know.

Besides, I'm counting how many more pieces

of cheese it would take

for Mr. Bennett's sandwich to fall down.

I'm thinking, I think, maybe one more.

What? I'll have you know

this sandwich is as sturdy as a rock.

It's Marty-fied.

[Marty] Whoa!

[Jazz] Yep. One more it is.

Okay. I guess I can play now.

Mm. I guess it could have been a little more sturdy.

Okay, I'm the Seeker.

Start hiding.

One, two,

three, four, five, six,

-seven, eight... -[panting]

-Whoa! -[Jesse continues counting] Nine, ten!

Ouchy.

Ready or not?

Ooh!

Are you okay, AJ?

Looks like you need a hide and go break.

I'm fine, but where did Theo go?

I think he flew into those bushes over there.

-Gasp! -Double gasp.

Those beetles look kind of scary and not very nice.

Those look like stag beetles to me.

They may look scary, but they're harmless,

if you're careful with them.

Harmless?

But what if one of them has Theo,

one of those big pinchy thingies?

We've gotta go save him!

It's time for an adventure.

[AJ] Hey!

Theo?

Theo!

Where are you?

And while we're on the subject,

where are we?

[both gasp]

I think we're in a giant bug jungle.

Bug jungle?

It's a, a bungle.

Ooh, this place gives me the creeps.

Sounds like a long horned beetle.

They make that noise like this...

[humming]

That's one of the many reasons why I don't like beetles.

[stomping sounds]

Oh, wow. Look at her.

So pretty. Ladybugs are the coolest.

Not like all those big scary beetles.

Well, guess what, Jesse, ladybugs are beetles.

Beetles come in all shapes, sizes and colors,

and they even smell with their feet.

Really? If I smelled with my feet,

I'd have to smell my shoes all the time!

[gags]

I guess the beetle didn't like the smell of your feet.

[all laughing]

Hey, I wonder what Theo is doing right now.

AJ? AJ.

Where are you?

I suppose this is a good time to mention

that I'm quite chewy and not very delicious at all.

Also, it's almost my birthday.

[laughs] Shaking my head.

You think I'm gonna eat you?

This happens to me all the time.

People see me, they just,

"Oh, oh, no. Oh! Oh, no, no."

Now, trust me, son.

I'm not gonna harm you.

My name's Buster Swag Stag beetle.

But most folks call me Mr. B.

Oh, uh, Theo, and everyone calls me Theo.

I feel awful about being afraid now that I've met you.

Well, as Big Mama Beetle used to say...

[high-pitched] "Never judge a bug by his pincers."

You all right by me, Theo.

I'll be even better when I find AJ.

What's an AJ?

AJ is this extraordinary, awesome girl who adopted me.

I live with her and her parents.

Earlier today, we were playing hide, go seek.

Now I'm afraid she's lost forever.

Well, looks like we're in the same situation,

my bunny brother.

I'm a little lost myself.

I can't find my family.

Hey, man. Maybe we can help each other out.

Yes. We can both be

on the lookout for our loved ones.

That sounds like a smashing idea.

Smashing?

Are you okay?

Never say smashing around a bug, Son.

It reminds us of big, stompy shoes.

Oh, yes, I see that now.

Sorry, mate.

Oh, it's an honest mistake.

Climb on, buddy.

We can move a lot faster like this.

Ha-- Have you ever considered getting a saddle?

Theo? Theo? Theo! Theo?

What's that?

[both scream]

Don't worry. Earthworms won't hurt us.

The most fascinating fact about earthworms,

they have five hearts

and they love veggies like broccoli and kale.

You sure they don't eat kids?

Maybe if it has five hearts,

then it'll be nice enough to move?

Uh, excuse me,

but can you please let us pass so we can find Theo?

Wow. Thanks.

Almost there.

Almost got it.

I sure hope he doesn't get that tie dirty.

Doggone it!

Man, no sign of your AJ

and I still can't remember my way back home.

I'm sure your family must miss you.

Oh, and I miss them like crazy.

It's my night to regurgitate dinner.

Sounds lovely.

If you're a beetle, I mean.

Theo? Theo!

[sighs wearily] I sure hope he's okay.

-I'm thirsty. -And I'm hungry.

And I miss Theo more than ice cream and french fries.

Where can he be?

Theo!

♪ Like a leaf without a tree ♪

♪ A flower without the bee ♪

♪ Clearly I'm not me without you here ♪

♪ Like a tea without the scone ♪

♪ A king without his throne ♪

♪ I feel so alone without you near ♪

♪ I'm bug, bug, buggin' without you ♪

♪ Bug, bug, buggin' without you ♪

♪ I'm bug, bug, buggin' without you here ♪

♪ Like ice without the cream ♪

♪ A player without a team ♪

♪ It's hard for me to dream without you here ♪

♪ Like a night without the day ♪

♪ A bunny without a birthday ♪

♪ I don't know what to say without you near ♪

♪ I'm bug, bug, buggin' without you ♪

♪ Bug, bug, buggin' without you ♪

♪ I'm bug, bug, buggin' without you here ♪

♪ I'm bug, bug, buggin' without you ♪

♪ Bug, bug, buggin' without you ♪

♪ I'm bug, bug, buggin' without you ♪

[panting]

Give me a sec.

[sighs]

[all screaming]

Do you mind lowering the tone a little bit?

I almost dropped my bunny buddy.

Theo! [laughs exultantly]

Oh, Theo, I missed you more than...

...ice cream and french fries?

Same.

Are you okay?

Yes. Mr. B here is as harmless as a bug.

Thanks for helping me find AJ.

I only wish that I could have helped you find your way home.

Maybe we can help you out.

Phew, I'm glad we found Theo.

And this little crawler.

Yep, it's a stag beetle.

Most bugs have a place in nature,

and this one can't hurt you.

But always be careful around bugs you don't know

and there's never a reason to smoosh them.

[all laughing]

Okay. Okay, little guy.

Let's put you back with your family.

Say goodbye to your new friend, Theo.

Aww! So cute!

Congratulations, Jazz.

You managed to keep your Sunday tie clean,

and my Marty-fied sandwich is now complete.

Oh, man.

And it's Marty-fied.

[sighs] Classic dad.

Okay, that's on me.

I mean, it's on your tie, but you know what I'm saying?

Sorry.

[all laughing]

[♪ closing theme music playing]