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BANDAI VISUAL, TOKYO FM
DENTSU, TV ASAHI
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and OFFICE KITANO Production
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Now, I'll move the platform.
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Hold your breath.
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Please relax.
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Producers:
Masayuki MORI and Takio YOSHIDA
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Cinematography by
Katsumi YANAGIJIMA
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Lighting Design by
Hitoshi TAKAYA
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Production Design by
Norihiro ISODA
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Sound Design by
Senji HORIUCHI
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Line Producer:
Shinji KOMIYA
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Music by
Shin-ichiro IKEBE
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Have you caught a cold recently?
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Anyone in your family had cancer?
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Written, Edited and Directed by
Takeshi KITANO
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Tell him to come himself next time.
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It all began with
a gangster film like this one.
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¥10,000 cooperation fee every month?
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Sign the contract?
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You're full of shit, you dirty bastard.
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That's right.
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You refuse?
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Damn right, you bastard.
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Get out of town.
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Gangster films like that
are what Kitano does best.
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Of all things, this dumb director
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in his interviews here and abroad
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proclaimed never to make another gangster film.
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He's used to making gangster films
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and had some box-office successes
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but since he said he wouldn't
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he simply can't make them anymore.
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That said,
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showing that violent scene
doesn't make much sense.
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In a return to
more traditional Japanese cinema
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like Ozu, idolized by directors like Wim Wenders,
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Kitano decided to shoot
the life of the common folk.
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A heart-warming drama
with no violence.
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RETIREMENT
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Happy Retirement.
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From tomorrow
you can do as you like.
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Working for that company was everything.
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I don't know what to do now.
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Why? You have your wife.
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You could do something for her.
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Where's Mr. Takagi today?
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We were drinking till just now
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but he took off.
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He probably thought
you should go home early today.
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Sure you only want tea?
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Yes. I already ate.
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Happy Retirement.
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Where's Akiko?
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Not home yet.
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She's late.
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I wonder what happened.
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She always calls
when she's going to be late.
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What's the matter?
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I'll go and check.
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Something must have happened at the office.
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But she's not a child anymore.
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Is something wrong?
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Who wants to see
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a boring film spending 30 minutes
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on just drinking liquor and tea!
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Nowadays, terms like "common folk"
and "sentiments" don't count much.
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What remains
are only the filthy rich and the poor.
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Anyway, that man didn't look like
a retiring, hard-working office worker.
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More like an illiterate laborer!
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And compared to Ozu's works
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the film was also criticized
for "lacking class."
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For mainstream appeal,
a love story is a must.
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Kitano has not yet
made a tearjerker love story.
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That's it! That's what he can do!
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THE DOOR OF RECOLLECTIONS
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The idea was by a screenwriter
we knew.
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It's the story
of a man who loses his memory
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and the woman devoted
to helping him regain it.
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A story of love…
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Remember this place?
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I came here with my friends
when I was a student.
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We knew from where
the Jōmon Period was derived,
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but we had no idea
about the origins of the Yayoi Period.
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You were standing nearby.
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"It's named after the town
where a shell mound was found."
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That's what you told us.
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We were convinced
you worked at the museum.
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You showed us around here
all day after that.
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Only later did you tell me
that you didn't work here.
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You were just here on your day off.
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But the screenplay
was missing its second half.
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We asked the writer about it.
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He said he had lost his memory.
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The project was aborted.
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To begin shooting
without a complete script
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was absolutely ridiculous,
and Kitano was again scolded.
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But he didn't give up
on making a tearjerker.
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Then came the story of the artist,
blinded in an accident, and his student
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who helps him become
the artist he once was.
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A moving love story.
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Sir.
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The rain has turned
the sky and sea gray.
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We can come here on a sunny day.
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The screenplay was flawless to the end.
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But the production designer said
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he had no idea
how a painting by a blind artist should look.
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We discussed it, but no one knew.
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The project was aborted.
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Why all these films
about women so devoted to men?
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Why not make films
about men devoted to women?
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So we decided
to make a tragic love story
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titled "The Chauffeur's Romance."
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Your chauffeur's great.
He always waits outside the car.
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Well, he's kind of weird.
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I tell him to wait in the car
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but he waits outside.
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Makes me feel guilty.
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Maybe he likes you.
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How can you say that?
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You never know.
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That would be a problem.
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I agree.
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It is a problem.
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We thought so, too.
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A chauffeur-and-princess romance
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wouldn't get anywhere.
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Something spicier.
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A crook and a boutique girl
might work better.
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He's here again.
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Another gangster character!
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What we've been trying so hard to avoid!
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What sort of films
do people want to see?
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Looking at the world film market,
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ethnic and
nostalgic pieces are popular.
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A film reminiscing
the mid-50s was a big hit in Japan.
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The 50s to the 60s
were Kitano's childhood years.
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Kitano said, "Nobody knows
that period better than me."
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"I'll show you a real 50s piece."
That's how it started…
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What are you doing?
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I'm taking this.
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That's my car. You can't just take it.
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Someone dropped it here.
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What? I parked it here.
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This car wasn't dropped here.
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The car is parked here.
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So it's yours?
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Yes, so please…
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What are you doing?
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You bum!
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I found it!
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I parked it here.
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Gimme money.
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What are you saying?
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Don't touch my car!
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Help! Call the police!
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Hey, you snob!
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I say he found it!
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Finder gets 20%.
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Nonsense!
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I'll settle for ¥2,000.
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Scram.
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I'll never come back to this dump!
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COAL-TAR & RIKIDOZAN
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Honey.
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Don't strain your eyes.
Eat this and go to bed.
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Thanks.
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Making him study outside
to save on electricity!
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To spend money on booze!
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Why should a house painter study?
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You paint houses
because you didn't study!
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What did you say?
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I feed this family!
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How dare you!
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I work day and night
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to earn your booze money!
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I'll teach you!
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You bitch!
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Masao, go to bed.
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I'm your husband!
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Who do you think you are?
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Wife beater!
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You only care about the kids.
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I'll show you who I am!
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All you do is drink!
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What did you say, bitch?
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Who do you think you are?
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I'm your husband.
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Masao.
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I made you rice balls.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Back to work!
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Come on. Back to work!
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Who was that?
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The junk collector's son.
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Remember? We beat him up.
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A challenge to a duel.
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COME TO PIPE FIELD AT 3:00
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Which shall I choose?
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Hurry up, I haven't got all day.
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Come on. Just choose one.
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That one?
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Good boy. Here.
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Jackpot.
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There you go.
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Should be bigger.
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You chose it.
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It's big.
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Five yen. Pay up.
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Give me five yen.
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A 10-yen coin?
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Here's your change.
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Now go home.
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But I…
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Don't complain. Go on home.
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Eat that and you'll get dysentery.
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He's eating it.
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You're so stupid. You'll die.
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Die? Damn brats!
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You go home, too!
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Go on. Go home!
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I said go home. Damn brats!
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I am truly sorry for your loss.
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Please take care.
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What are you looking at?
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Go to bed!
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Bring the Rikidozan tights?
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All you did was paint them black.
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Did you bring
the Sharp Brothers trunks?
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Here.
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What are those? They're bloomers!
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They don't look anything
like Rikidozan's tights.
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Mine aren't like the Sharp Brothers either.
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They're fine.
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Well, let's begin.
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Fight!
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Rope break.
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Move away.
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Rope.
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Move away.
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Rope.
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Fight.
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Rope.
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I said move away.
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Rope, rope.
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Move away, jerk.
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One!
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One! Two! Three!
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What about the duel?
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We'll show up.
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00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:17,535
Yeah.
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00:26:17,702 --> 00:26:18,578
Yeah.
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00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:25,001
Where's Mitsuo?
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00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:26,836
He chickened out.
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00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:29,297
He's such a coward.
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I'll kill you all.
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Now what?
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He lives in that junk yard, doesn't he?
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Let's take him there.
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Hello!
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Hello!
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Coming.
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Why are you crying?
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00:27:32,026 --> 00:27:35,071
Where did you find all this?
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This coat and guitar
are your dad's keepsakes.
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1958
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The right era
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but the wrong place.
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Poverty, discrimination
and domestic violence…
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Work instead of goofing off!
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Good-for-nothing!
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00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:58,594
The bleeding will stop sooner or later!
274
00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:16,779
He said he wouldn't shoot violence
275
00:28:17,071 --> 00:28:19,407
but now he's gone too far!
276
00:28:27,832 --> 00:28:29,709
Come to think of it
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00:28:30,084 --> 00:28:32,420
the genre standing out the most
278
00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:35,923
are horror flicks,
some even remade by Hollywood.
279
00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:40,594
Hey, Kitano hasn't tried his hand
yet with horror flicks.
280
00:28:41,095 --> 00:28:43,597
We decided it was time.
281
00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:53,399
NOH THEATER
282
00:30:03,594 --> 00:30:05,387
For ages, we've had
283
00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:09,642
a legend about a demon
that attacks and eats people.
284
00:30:09,767 --> 00:30:12,728
Well, it's only a legend.
285
00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:16,690
But about 3 years ago
286
00:30:17,107 --> 00:30:21,403
a headless body was found
and struck fear around here.
287
00:31:41,025 --> 00:31:42,610
Despite the make-up,
288
00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:45,404
the face didn't look very scary.
289
00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:50,159
And the title "Noh Theater"
was horrible for a horror flick!
290
00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:54,121
And why have girls
in a school uniform and a bikini?
291
00:31:55,456 --> 00:31:58,667
Some rumored it must be a comedy.
292
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:02,254
This scene confirms it.
293
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:08,385
Ouch!
294
00:32:15,309 --> 00:32:16,185
Ouch!
295
00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:21,440
Not again.
296
00:32:22,566 --> 00:32:24,860
That, too, was a disaster.
297
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:31,909
Kitano had directed
12 films to date.
298
00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:35,245
Only one has been a box-office hit.
299
00:32:35,663 --> 00:32:38,958
Aiming for a hit…
A new type of period piece!
300
00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,460
No guns! Let's use swords.
301
00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:42,503
Swordplay!
302
00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:44,421
This will do the trick.
303
00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:12,718
BLUE RAVEN: NINJA PART 2
304
00:35:35,008 --> 00:35:36,176
Hey, hold it.
305
00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:37,469
Easy now.
306
00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:39,138
Don't kill him.
307
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:42,683
Throw him into the old well.
308
00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:43,934
Yes, sir.
309
00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:48,605
Let's see how long he'll last.
310
00:36:14,715 --> 00:36:16,341
Is he dead?
311
00:36:17,718 --> 00:36:19,011
Put the lid on.
312
00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:34,461
Is that ninja still alive?
313
00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:40,092
We haven't heard a sound.
314
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:41,510
He must be dead.
315
00:37:45,305 --> 00:37:46,348
Open it.
316
00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:48,660
It turned out
there was nothing new about it.
317
00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:51,955
How could such a mighty ninja
get caught anyway?
318
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,042
Why was the attack so orderly?
319
00:38:55,167 --> 00:38:57,919
And why wait,
if jumping out the well was so easy?
320
00:38:58,045 --> 00:39:00,964
Just like Zatoichi opening his eyes!
321
00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:04,968
Someone suggested:
why not shoot "Zatoichi 2"?
322
00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:07,387
That was aborted.
323
00:39:13,143 --> 00:39:16,188
In today's movies, CG is a must.
324
00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:18,690
Considering Japan's CG technology,
325
00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:23,862
we should try a sci-fi blockbuster
taking place in a galaxy far, far away.
326
00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:25,530
We all agreed.
327
00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:37,811
THE PROMISED DAY
328
00:40:49,823 --> 00:40:51,783
Yes, this should do.
329
00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:53,452
Yes, sir.
330
00:40:57,664 --> 00:40:58,623
Carry on.
331
00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:00,292
Thank you, sir.
332
00:41:09,342 --> 00:41:11,052
You're still here.
333
00:41:25,275 --> 00:41:26,151
Hey.
334
00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:28,612
Yes?
335
00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:32,199
What's that?
336
00:41:36,036 --> 00:41:37,537
Why is it moving?
337
00:41:37,621 --> 00:41:38,830
Very strange.
338
00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:42,876
There shouldn't be an asteroid there.
339
00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:44,044
I know.
340
00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:56,890
Astronomical Observatory.
341
00:41:58,099 --> 00:41:59,184
Oh, Dr. Nakano.
342
00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:04,856
Yes… We were just talking about that.
343
00:42:06,650 --> 00:42:07,567
What?
344
00:42:09,402 --> 00:42:10,362
An asteroid?
345
00:42:13,615 --> 00:42:15,075
You confirm that?
346
00:42:16,785 --> 00:42:18,703
Intersecting with Earth's orbit?
347
00:42:20,247 --> 00:42:21,748
What? Within a week?
348
00:42:28,255 --> 00:42:30,507
An asteroid is approaching Earth.
349
00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:32,217
A common scenario.
350
00:42:32,801 --> 00:42:34,219
In a Hollywood film,
351
00:42:34,344 --> 00:42:38,431
a hero would appear
and set an H-bomb on the asteroid,
352
00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:40,809
like in a comic book.
353
00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:43,728
But one scientist discovered
354
00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:47,357
a human face on its surface.
355
00:42:48,108 --> 00:42:52,112
Two of these
would become the main characters.
356
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:06,626
These noodles are terrible.
357
00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:09,921
I won't pay ¥800 for these.
358
00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:19,639
I have an idea.
359
00:43:23,476 --> 00:43:24,436
Let's use this.
360
00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:28,940
Hey, waiter!
361
00:43:32,152 --> 00:43:34,321
What the hell is this?
362
00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:37,532
You serve cockroaches
to your customers?
363
00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:40,285
One moment. I'll call the owner.
364
00:43:40,493 --> 00:43:42,120
Yeah, go get him.
365
00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:47,959
Boss! Boss!
366
00:43:57,844 --> 00:43:58,762
Hey.
367
00:43:59,471 --> 00:44:02,682
Too many leeches like you around.
368
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,018
Hurry. Take it out.
369
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:07,562
Who are you calling a leech?
370
00:44:09,689 --> 00:44:11,191
Take this, you bastard!
371
00:44:20,533 --> 00:44:21,743
Hurry up.
372
00:44:22,202 --> 00:44:23,370
Bastard!
373
00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:28,625
Give it to him!
374
00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:32,671
What are you doing?
375
00:45:07,414 --> 00:45:09,165
Scumbag!
376
00:45:56,838 --> 00:45:58,590
Get up!
377
00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:00,675
Ready?
378
00:46:07,182 --> 00:46:08,099
Boss!
379
00:46:09,809 --> 00:46:12,562
There seems to be another complaint.
380
00:46:23,990 --> 00:46:27,410
Ladies, something to say?
381
00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:37,670
What's in this soup?
382
00:46:37,879 --> 00:46:39,088
It's delicious.
383
00:46:39,798 --> 00:46:41,716
Cockroaches, of course!
384
00:47:01,611 --> 00:47:02,570
Thank you.
385
00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:03,988
Please come again.
386
00:47:10,703 --> 00:47:13,039
And that's how our story begins.
387
00:47:13,206 --> 00:47:16,042
But it can only go so far
with just two women.
388
00:47:16,376 --> 00:47:19,838
So we decided to throw in some men.
389
00:47:20,547 --> 00:47:24,759
Futoshi Kichijoji
a.k.a. "Masaru"
390
00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:27,470
and his double.
391
00:47:31,391 --> 00:47:36,729
WELCOME TO HOPES
(Higashi-Oizumi Politico-Economical Society)
392
00:48:08,011 --> 00:48:10,597
Let me present some of
393
00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:12,849
HOPES' activities.
394
00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:17,770
Tokyo's Sanya district
is named a UNESCO cultural heritage.
395
00:48:18,271 --> 00:48:20,607
Hanayashiki becomes a national park.
396
00:48:20,773 --> 00:48:23,735
HOPES has donated
¥500,000 for these causes.
397
00:48:24,444 --> 00:48:27,280
¥200,000 for
the Kagawa Buried Gold Project.
398
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:30,158
¥200,000 for the preservation
of the Etchū-style loincloth.
399
00:48:31,451 --> 00:48:32,619
¥300,000 to construct
400
00:48:32,785 --> 00:48:35,288
Zorge Memorial Hall in Russia.
401
00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:36,956
¥200,000 to reinstate
402
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,792
viper-mongoose fighting in Okinawa.
403
00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:43,087
For the rescue of the seal in Tama River
404
00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:46,466
and the humpback whale
stranded off Chōshi,
405
00:48:46,716 --> 00:48:49,761
HOPES donated ¥300,000.
406
00:48:50,303 --> 00:48:53,806
The construction of
Japan's Heavy Laborers' Memorial Hall…
407
00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:56,476
The Peace Triangle Project
408
00:48:56,643 --> 00:48:59,812
to connect Kagoshima,
Takeshima Island and Senkaku Isles…
409
00:49:00,313 --> 00:49:02,982
Promoting the independence of Hokkaido…
410
00:49:03,608 --> 00:49:05,818
Returning Okinawa to the US…
411
00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:08,321
A nuclear power plant in Tokyo Bay…
412
00:49:08,821 --> 00:49:11,991
Establishment of the Miura Shooting Range in LA…
413
00:49:12,325 --> 00:49:15,453
Launching of the Adachi Spy Satellite
414
00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:17,664
to deter crime in Tokyo…
415
00:49:17,872 --> 00:49:22,043
The passing of the Hair Piece Law
to ban fake hair…
416
00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:24,629
That's how HOPES has greatly contributed
417
00:49:24,754 --> 00:49:27,298
to Japan's culture and safety.
418
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:31,803
Please welcome HOPES Honorary Chairman
419
00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:34,138
Daizen Higashi-Oizumi
420
00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:37,183
who'll speak to you
on this happy occasion.
421
00:50:22,979 --> 00:50:23,896
You!
422
00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:25,648
What are you laughing at?
423
00:50:29,068 --> 00:50:33,031
How could you laugh during
this solemn ceremony?
424
00:50:33,990 --> 00:50:36,409
Straighten up, you pathetic fools!
425
00:50:44,167 --> 00:50:49,589
Don't you realize the future
of Japan lies on your shoulders?
426
00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:54,552
How dare you laugh
at such trifle matters?
427
00:50:54,635 --> 00:50:57,055
If you laugh again, you're doomed.
428
00:51:00,141 --> 00:51:01,184
Gentlemen.
429
00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:05,021
Look straight into my face.
430
00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:09,776
You there.
431
00:51:09,859 --> 00:51:10,610
And you.
432
00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:12,111
I said look!
433
00:51:18,826 --> 00:51:20,787
Now please look this way.
434
00:51:21,079 --> 00:51:24,707
From the moment
your wife puts on these undies,
435
00:51:24,791 --> 00:51:27,335
your dull sex life
will change dramatically.
436
00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:30,463
Transform into a beast,
transcend time
437
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:32,548
and sink into ecstasy!
438
00:51:32,673 --> 00:51:36,636
You'll be having sex
like newlyweds.
439
00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:40,056
"Darling, I can't wait for night-time."
440
00:51:40,306 --> 00:51:43,184
"Oh, please…
I'll cook anything you want."
441
00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:48,981
Fools! I told you not to laugh.
442
00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:52,151
Don't laugh!
443
00:51:52,527 --> 00:51:53,486
Don't!
444
00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:57,698
Alright. Now look down.
445
00:51:59,534 --> 00:52:00,743
Look down!
446
00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:02,161
Down!
447
00:52:14,799 --> 00:52:20,179
Alright, boys.
It's raffle time!
448
00:52:20,930 --> 00:52:23,683
First Prize is a color TV.
449
00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:27,186
Good luck for the turn of the wheel!
450
00:52:32,233 --> 00:52:33,359
Hold on.
451
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:40,116
Come out. Come out.
452
00:52:44,745 --> 00:52:45,955
Patience is gold.
453
00:52:48,249 --> 00:52:49,125
There!
454
00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:51,377
What a pity.
455
00:52:51,544 --> 00:52:54,714
5th Prize is a pack of tissues.
456
00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:58,843
No golden balls
in the wheely!
457
00:53:00,011 --> 00:53:00,887
You!
458
00:53:01,429 --> 00:53:02,930
What's so funny?
459
00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:06,642
Alright. You can look up now.
460
00:53:12,398 --> 00:53:13,441
Don't laugh.
461
00:53:18,446 --> 00:53:19,322
Don't laugh!
462
00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:46,265
What happened?
463
00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:48,017
Are you alright?
464
00:53:48,142 --> 00:53:49,018
Yes.
465
00:53:50,394 --> 00:53:53,606
You jumped out of nowhere.
466
00:53:53,773 --> 00:53:55,942
I'm so sorry.
467
00:53:56,108 --> 00:53:57,276
Let's go to the hospital.
468
00:53:58,569 --> 00:53:59,612
I'm alright.
469
00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:01,364
Really, I'm fine.
470
00:54:02,323 --> 00:54:03,783
One thing, though.
471
00:54:03,950 --> 00:54:04,867
My foot hurts.
472
00:54:05,076 --> 00:54:06,452
Beg your pardon?
473
00:54:06,577 --> 00:54:08,037
My foot hurts.
474
00:54:08,329 --> 00:54:10,206
Some medicine money.
475
00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:12,041
Medicine money?
476
00:54:12,250 --> 00:54:13,209
- Yes.
- I see.
477
00:54:19,257 --> 00:54:20,132
Here…
478
00:54:20,258 --> 00:54:21,259
¥1,000.
479
00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:32,728
Let's part with a smile.
480
00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:34,397
- Thank you.
- Smile.
481
00:54:37,024 --> 00:54:37,817
Take care.
482
00:54:37,984 --> 00:54:38,651
Thanks.
483
00:54:39,318 --> 00:54:40,236
Be careful.
484
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,269
An accident faker!
485
00:55:13,394 --> 00:55:16,355
Get hit by car, an expensive one.
486
00:55:16,522 --> 00:55:17,940
You do it!
487
00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:19,608
You're younger.
488
00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:21,193
Here comes one.
489
00:55:29,410 --> 00:55:30,619
Damn. It turned!
490
00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:38,544
What are you doing? Silly girl!
491
00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:40,880
It came from behind.
492
00:55:57,605 --> 00:55:59,065
Kichijoji.
493
00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:02,151
How come only you became a doll?
494
00:56:02,526 --> 00:56:03,986
I wanna be one, too.
495
00:56:04,612 --> 00:56:06,906
I'm an embarrassment.
496
00:56:21,379 --> 00:56:22,421
What's that?
497
00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:25,925
They must be rich.
498
00:56:26,967 --> 00:56:27,843
That's it.
499
00:56:59,291 --> 00:57:01,335
Welcome home, sir.
500
00:57:01,669 --> 00:57:03,546
Must be the house owner.
501
00:57:03,838 --> 00:57:07,383
The one in the student uniform
must be his son.
502
00:57:07,508 --> 00:57:09,385
But he looks like a doll.
503
00:57:09,510 --> 00:57:13,222
High class people
look as dignified as dolls.
504
00:57:19,437 --> 00:57:20,729
You fool!
505
00:57:21,105 --> 00:57:23,566
You still don't understand?
506
00:57:23,899 --> 00:57:27,069
Don't ride my pony.
507
00:57:27,862 --> 00:57:30,239
Sir, a call from Haguro Tradings.
508
00:57:30,364 --> 00:57:31,824
Got the money?
509
00:57:35,202 --> 00:57:37,580
Hello. Did you get the 200 million yen?
510
00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:41,167
I'll send someone right away.
511
00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:42,751
Hey, Kichijoji.
512
00:57:43,461 --> 00:57:46,755
Get the money from Haguro.
Take it to Professor Ide.
513
00:57:47,173 --> 00:57:49,175
Where's the chauffeur?
514
00:57:49,675 --> 00:57:50,426
Chauffeur!
515
00:57:50,551 --> 00:57:51,760
Bathroom, perhaps?
516
00:57:51,886 --> 00:57:52,595
Pull him out!
517
00:57:52,803 --> 00:57:55,097
I can drive.
518
00:57:55,473 --> 00:57:56,932
Junior, it's dangerous.
519
00:57:57,057 --> 00:57:58,767
I want to drive.
520
00:57:58,893 --> 00:58:01,020
Junior, don't go.
521
00:58:01,854 --> 00:58:03,314
Junior.
522
00:58:03,564 --> 00:58:06,192
Please don't do that.
523
00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:07,943
He is the son.
524
00:58:36,013 --> 00:58:39,725
Two morons from HOPES
will come and pick up the money now.
525
00:58:40,726 --> 00:58:43,562
HAGURO TRADING, INC.
526
00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:24,728
Are you the morons from HOPES?
527
00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:25,771
Yes!
528
00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,022
Get the money.
529
00:59:27,231 --> 00:59:28,107
Yes!
530
00:59:42,997 --> 00:59:44,206
I couldn't get it.
531
00:59:52,423 --> 00:59:53,382
Excuse me.
532
00:59:58,512 --> 00:59:59,888
Who the hell are you?
533
01:00:01,265 --> 01:00:02,975
Ouch.
534
01:00:07,646 --> 01:00:08,564
Ouch.
535
01:00:59,657 --> 01:01:02,951
You're really terrific, Kameda.
536
01:01:21,178 --> 01:01:23,639
Cool! Like a Matryoshka doll.
537
01:02:35,127 --> 01:02:36,044
Ouch.
538
01:02:57,441 --> 01:02:59,902
SUBMARINE
539
01:03:10,204 --> 01:03:11,914
I am Professor Ide.
540
01:03:23,884 --> 01:03:25,093
That hurts.
541
01:03:26,386 --> 01:03:28,096
Sorry. Used your gag.
542
01:03:30,557 --> 01:03:33,685
Money from Mr. Chairman.
543
01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:36,188
Thank you.
544
01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:38,190
I can develop a new project.
545
01:03:39,858 --> 01:03:43,278
You're very sharp. You noticed that.
546
01:03:43,403 --> 01:03:46,615
That robot performed well at the Gulf.
547
01:03:46,865 --> 01:03:48,951
Want to see its performance?
548
01:03:55,207 --> 01:03:57,543
Here it comes. Look!
549
01:04:02,381 --> 01:04:04,299
Look at that!
550
01:04:04,508 --> 01:04:05,634
It's super.
551
01:04:05,759 --> 01:04:07,970
It's just great!
552
01:04:08,262 --> 01:04:12,224
The robot might seem
bigger than it actually is.
553
01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:13,976
Don't be ridiculous.
554
01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:20,399
Actually, there's
something else I want you to see.
555
01:04:20,566 --> 01:04:22,484
Let's go. This way.
556
01:04:28,824 --> 01:04:30,909
I am Professor Ide.
557
01:04:36,582 --> 01:04:37,749
Okay.
558
01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:42,087
Use this and give me the cross ball.
559
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,923
The ball is passed to Kichijoji.
560
01:04:45,048 --> 01:04:46,675
Here comes the cross ball.
561
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:50,512
Waits for the ball,
and it's a bicycle-kick.
562
01:04:50,721 --> 01:04:53,098
Goooooal!
563
01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:55,601
What a miracle shot!
564
01:04:55,726 --> 01:04:57,769
It's a goal.
565
01:04:58,228 --> 01:05:01,440
Hey, wasn't that terrific?
566
01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:03,525
I named it Mr. Bicycle-kick.
567
01:05:03,650 --> 01:05:04,860
Coach Osim.
568
01:05:05,152 --> 01:05:07,279
Choose me for the national team.
569
01:05:09,489 --> 01:05:11,700
No need for praise.
570
01:05:12,075 --> 01:05:14,369
Come see another one.
571
01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:15,704
Shall we go?
572
01:05:37,517 --> 01:05:38,393
Huh?
573
01:05:41,813 --> 01:05:44,983
Hey, Mrs. Koenji.
574
01:05:45,359 --> 01:05:46,902
We know you're inside.
575
01:05:47,653 --> 01:05:49,988
We're from Daikoku Finance.
576
01:05:50,489 --> 01:05:53,241
At least pay the interest.
577
01:05:53,951 --> 01:05:54,826
Hey.
578
01:06:08,674 --> 01:06:10,300
PAY YOUR DEBTS
579
01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:16,014
I'll kill you, bitch.
580
01:06:17,224 --> 01:06:20,769
We're no ordinary loan sharks.
581
01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:23,855
Sell your kidney or liver.
582
01:06:24,731 --> 01:06:27,025
We ain't doing this for charity.
583
01:06:27,401 --> 01:06:32,114
Pay or else you'll be insured
and killed in the Philippines.
584
01:06:34,157 --> 01:06:36,201
We know you're in there.
585
01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:37,369
Come out.
586
01:06:38,495 --> 01:06:39,538
Murderer!
587
01:06:39,663 --> 01:06:40,288
Pay up!
588
01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:41,623
You thief!
589
01:06:41,748 --> 01:06:43,208
Pay your debts!
590
01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:45,794
Pay back your debts!
591
01:06:45,919 --> 01:06:46,878
Come out.
592
01:06:47,004 --> 01:06:48,130
Thief!
593
01:06:48,255 --> 01:06:49,297
Want more notices?
594
01:06:58,849 --> 01:06:59,891
We weren't recognized.
595
01:07:00,058 --> 01:07:01,393
How come?
596
01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:02,894
They're so dumb.
597
01:07:03,020 --> 01:07:05,814
We used our heads.
598
01:07:44,186 --> 01:07:47,439
White rice with mayonnaise.
599
01:07:48,190 --> 01:07:50,609
A perfect Japanese meal!
600
01:07:57,741 --> 01:07:59,826
Want some?
601
01:08:00,327 --> 01:08:03,205
No barking, no food.
602
01:08:03,330 --> 01:08:05,957
C'mon. Say woof.
603
01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:07,626
Say woof.
604
01:08:12,130 --> 01:08:13,799
Then, shake.
605
01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:15,550
Shake.
606
01:08:22,182 --> 01:08:23,141
Come forward.
607
01:09:28,331 --> 01:09:29,541
Front thrust.
608
01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:30,959
Begin.
609
01:09:43,221 --> 01:09:44,139
Begin.
610
01:09:54,608 --> 01:09:55,567
Begin.
611
01:09:59,696 --> 01:10:00,906
Damn!
612
01:10:04,784 --> 01:10:05,744
Begin.
613
01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:14,419
Do it right.
614
01:10:18,757 --> 01:10:19,758
Begin.
615
01:10:47,869 --> 01:10:50,664
Master Kichijoji is with us today.
616
01:10:50,789 --> 01:10:52,290
He will instruct you.
617
01:10:59,422 --> 01:11:02,467
First, he will show you his iron fist.
618
01:11:22,654 --> 01:11:23,822
Please begin, sir.
619
01:11:26,491 --> 01:11:28,994
Master, so sorry.
620
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:30,829
I said to use the thin one!
621
01:11:30,996 --> 01:11:33,248
Sir, once more.
622
01:11:34,541 --> 01:11:36,084
Sorry, sir. Once more.
623
01:11:42,424 --> 01:11:43,508
Sorry, Master.
624
01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:45,677
Straight in front, I told you.
625
01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:49,431
Master, are you alright?
626
01:11:49,806 --> 01:11:52,183
So sorry. So sorry.
627
01:11:52,309 --> 01:11:54,019
Master, I can't breathe.
628
01:11:54,185 --> 01:11:56,771
So sorry, Master.
629
01:11:58,690 --> 01:12:02,027
Next, Master Kichijoji will
give individual lessons.
630
01:12:06,156 --> 01:12:10,201
Master, choose anyone you like.
631
01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:27,719
Mitaka, you've been chosen.
632
01:12:33,391 --> 01:12:35,143
Don't worry. He understands.
633
01:13:15,100 --> 01:13:17,018
I said go easy, you fool.
634
01:13:21,189 --> 01:13:22,607
A little easy.
635
01:13:26,611 --> 01:13:28,446
Think, dammit!
636
01:13:30,281 --> 01:13:31,199
So sorry.
637
01:13:31,574 --> 01:13:33,868
If you can't beat them, join them.
638
01:13:36,121 --> 01:13:37,038
So sorry.
639
01:13:37,539 --> 01:13:39,290
Winning isn't everything.
640
01:13:41,334 --> 01:13:42,293
So sorry.
641
01:13:43,253 --> 01:13:45,046
Look before you leap.
642
01:13:48,007 --> 01:13:48,967
So sorry.
643
01:13:49,467 --> 01:13:51,386
Let sleeping dogs lie.
644
01:13:54,305 --> 01:13:55,140
So sorry.
645
01:13:55,348 --> 01:13:58,309
Sometimes both sides lose.
646
01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:00,979
So sorry.
647
01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:04,649
Don't drink and drive.
648
01:14:06,025 --> 01:14:06,985
So sorry.
649
01:14:07,694 --> 01:14:09,988
Never too old to learn.
650
01:14:13,867 --> 01:14:15,410
I am so sorry.
651
01:14:42,604 --> 01:14:44,355
This coffee's terrible.
652
01:14:45,273 --> 01:14:47,609
I won't pay for it.
653
01:14:47,901 --> 01:14:49,527
Let's use this again.
654
01:14:57,410 --> 01:14:59,037
What's wrong with this coffee?
655
01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:03,625
The spoon melted.
656
01:15:51,297 --> 01:15:52,674
Oh, you're back.
657
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:55,510
What happened to your arm?
658
01:15:57,095 --> 01:15:59,847
You got injured in karate?
659
01:16:00,431 --> 01:16:04,018
You're training yourself so hard for me.
660
01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:05,103
Thank you.
661
01:16:05,395 --> 01:16:08,690
Mr. Kichijoji, a woman
came and left this for you.
662
01:16:08,773 --> 01:16:10,441
A letter from a woman?
663
01:16:10,942 --> 01:16:12,777
Read the letter.
664
01:16:13,987 --> 01:16:16,447
What's wrong with you?
665
01:16:23,997 --> 01:16:27,875
Dear sir, please forgive me
for this abrupt memo.
666
01:16:28,126 --> 01:16:31,129
My name is Kumiko Koenji.
667
01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:33,298
After meeting the other day,
668
01:16:33,464 --> 01:16:37,051
my daughter, Kimiko,
became quite interested in you.
669
01:16:37,176 --> 01:16:39,637
We would like to meet you.
670
01:16:39,804 --> 01:16:43,975
Please come to the Arc de Triomphe
at 2 p.m. on the 10th.
671
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:46,811
To the gentleman
in the school uniform.
672
01:16:47,437 --> 01:16:49,564
You're a man, after all.
673
01:16:49,772 --> 01:16:52,066
It's good to be liked by women.
674
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:56,321
What's wrong?
675
01:17:19,844 --> 01:17:20,928
Wait. Wait!
676
01:17:21,054 --> 01:17:23,765
Wait. Wait. Wait!
677
01:17:25,475 --> 01:17:28,186
For the future of Japan,
678
01:17:28,311 --> 01:17:30,355
we need a man like you.
679
01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:32,940
Have your own family.
680
01:17:33,024 --> 01:17:36,527
Live for the future of Japan.
It's the right thing to do.
681
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:41,199
Marry this woman as a favor to me.
682
01:17:41,574 --> 01:17:43,910
Think of me as your father.
683
01:17:45,244 --> 01:17:46,621
Please do it for me.
684
01:17:59,217 --> 01:18:01,219
Oops, wrong arm.
685
01:18:04,430 --> 01:18:05,973
Wrong arm again.
686
01:18:06,516 --> 01:18:11,062
I wonder if he knows about women?
687
01:18:11,229 --> 01:18:14,982
How does he usually spend his time?
688
01:18:15,692 --> 01:18:18,903
He should know how to make babies.
689
01:18:19,070 --> 01:18:20,655
You never know.
690
01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:22,573
He's full of surprises.
691
01:18:23,408 --> 01:18:25,993
Oh, yes. Get Dr. Rhythm Method.
692
01:18:28,538 --> 01:18:31,249
When a male reaches adolescence,
693
01:18:31,416 --> 01:18:35,586
sperm will normally
be made in the testicles,
694
01:18:35,753 --> 01:18:37,422
where they mature
695
01:18:37,547 --> 01:18:40,091
and wait for ejaculation.
696
01:18:40,383 --> 01:18:45,096
Intercourse takes place by inserting
the male sex organ into that of the female.
697
01:18:45,263 --> 01:18:46,347
Female sex organ!
698
01:18:46,472 --> 01:18:49,267
Piston movements of the hips
699
01:18:49,392 --> 01:18:51,269
cause rhythmic friction
700
01:18:51,352 --> 01:18:54,439
and the male ejaculates in ecstasy.
701
01:18:54,605 --> 01:18:55,523
Ejaculate!
702
01:18:55,773 --> 01:18:58,693
The sperm in the semen
head for the uterus
703
01:18:58,818 --> 01:19:00,111
and the ovum is
704
01:19:00,194 --> 01:19:01,028
fertilized.
705
01:19:01,154 --> 01:19:01,863
Fertilized!
706
01:19:01,988 --> 01:19:03,990
Thus, a baby is made.
707
01:19:04,198 --> 01:19:06,784
Basically, come inside and you make a baby.
708
01:19:06,909 --> 01:19:07,952
Come inside!
709
01:19:08,077 --> 01:19:09,287
That's how it goes.
710
01:19:16,043 --> 01:19:19,130
My name is Kumiko Koenji.
711
01:19:19,630 --> 01:19:22,550
After meeting the other day,
712
01:19:22,675 --> 01:19:25,970
my daughter, Kimiko,
became quite interested in you.
713
01:19:26,053 --> 01:19:29,557
We would like to meet you.
714
01:19:29,974 --> 01:19:34,562
Please come to the Arc de Triomphe
at 2 p.m. on the 10th.
715
01:19:35,146 --> 01:19:39,066
To the gentleman in the school uniform.
716
01:19:39,442 --> 01:19:41,402
Hey, where's Kichijoji?
717
01:19:41,527 --> 01:19:43,154
He left 2 days ago.
718
01:19:43,321 --> 01:19:45,490
He isn't back yet?
719
01:19:45,656 --> 01:19:46,866
The meeting's tomorrow.
720
01:19:46,991 --> 01:19:48,493
It's strange.
721
01:19:48,868 --> 01:19:52,079
Where's the meeting going to be?
722
01:19:52,163 --> 01:19:54,081
At the Cafe Arc de Triomphe.
723
01:19:54,999 --> 01:19:57,168
Don't tell me
724
01:19:57,293 --> 01:20:02,423
he went to
the real Arc de Triomphe in France.
725
01:21:00,523 --> 01:21:02,483
Why is he late?
726
01:21:30,970 --> 01:21:33,514
Did he really go to France?
727
01:21:33,598 --> 01:21:35,683
Yes, he said he'd be back soon.
728
01:21:36,851 --> 01:21:38,436
Call the young lady.
729
01:21:39,478 --> 01:21:40,771
Engagement ritual.
730
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:47,445
It's good.
731
01:22:36,577 --> 01:22:39,497
Why are we taking the train?
732
01:22:40,539 --> 01:22:43,918
The house in Setagaya
must be his second house.
733
01:22:44,335 --> 01:22:46,921
He did mention a "main" house.
734
01:22:47,046 --> 01:22:49,590
It must be like a palace.
735
01:22:50,049 --> 01:22:50,925
A palace!
736
01:22:52,718 --> 01:22:53,761
A palace.
737
01:22:56,514 --> 01:22:58,182
Oh, a box lunch.
738
01:23:00,017 --> 01:23:01,185
Thank you very much.
739
01:23:03,688 --> 01:23:04,939
He's quite sweet.
740
01:23:05,064 --> 01:23:06,107
He is.
741
01:23:09,193 --> 01:23:10,528
What's this?
742
01:23:11,529 --> 01:23:13,197
Nothing for me?
743
01:23:13,739 --> 01:23:14,865
Damn you.
744
01:23:16,534 --> 01:23:17,451
Stingy.
745
01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:22,039
Go to hell.
746
01:23:25,668 --> 01:23:27,044
Mom, I was wondering…
747
01:23:28,379 --> 01:23:30,172
Remember the noodle shop?
748
01:23:30,381 --> 01:23:32,800
Why were masked men there?
749
01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:34,844
How should I know?
750
01:23:35,302 --> 01:23:36,220
And…
751
01:23:36,303 --> 01:23:37,388
What?
752
01:23:38,681 --> 01:23:40,641
When we tried to fake an accident,
753
01:23:40,766 --> 01:23:42,476
a small truck ran into me.
754
01:23:43,561 --> 01:23:44,729
That driver…
755
01:23:44,895 --> 01:23:47,398
Why did he fall out the truck?
756
01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:49,066
How should I know?
757
01:23:49,734 --> 01:23:50,985
It's his fault.
758
01:24:00,786 --> 01:24:01,996
Mom?
759
01:24:03,873 --> 01:24:06,333
Is this a train or a truck?
760
01:24:06,459 --> 01:24:07,168
Which is it?
761
01:24:07,293 --> 01:24:09,086
Stop asking me.
762
01:24:09,754 --> 01:24:11,005
Ask him.
763
01:24:24,810 --> 01:24:27,938
When things get rough, he becomes a doll.
764
01:24:28,105 --> 01:24:29,106
He's creepy.
765
01:24:29,231 --> 01:24:30,441
Watch out.
766
01:24:31,567 --> 01:24:34,278
Where the hell is your house?
767
01:24:40,951 --> 01:24:42,787
I don't believe this.
768
01:24:42,995 --> 01:24:44,288
Watch out.
769
01:24:52,004 --> 01:24:53,464
Who is he?
770
01:24:54,673 --> 01:24:56,383
Why is he there?
771
01:25:05,643 --> 01:25:07,311
Watch out.
772
01:25:08,354 --> 01:25:11,482
What the hell is wrong with this boat?
773
01:25:14,819 --> 01:25:16,654
How long must we walk?
774
01:25:17,113 --> 01:25:18,322
It's so far.
775
01:25:18,572 --> 01:25:21,492
Just one lonely road
with nothing around.
776
01:25:24,954 --> 01:25:26,664
You've come home!
777
01:25:29,542 --> 01:25:32,169
Is that your bride?
778
01:25:36,507 --> 01:25:38,509
Excuse me, is he…?
779
01:25:38,884 --> 01:25:40,219
He's my son.
780
01:25:40,678 --> 01:25:43,264
You must meet his father.
781
01:25:44,348 --> 01:25:46,517
Where is your house?
782
01:25:46,642 --> 01:25:49,019
See that over there?
783
01:25:54,358 --> 01:25:56,694
You live in a palace?
784
01:25:56,819 --> 01:25:58,279
No, the one in front.
785
01:26:04,577 --> 01:26:06,287
That dirty one?
786
01:26:06,412 --> 01:26:07,371
Yes.
787
01:26:13,377 --> 01:26:16,922
Dear, Futoshi's bride is here.
788
01:26:18,549 --> 01:26:20,801
We'll have the wedding today.
789
01:26:20,885 --> 01:26:23,554
I'll go over to the neighbor's.
790
01:26:34,398 --> 01:26:36,567
I don't see any houses around.
791
01:28:21,547 --> 01:28:23,007
Is this the bath?
792
01:28:24,383 --> 01:28:25,843
There are no walls.
793
01:28:25,968 --> 01:28:27,428
No one will see.
794
01:28:27,553 --> 01:28:28,929
I can't bathe here.
795
01:28:29,054 --> 01:28:29,680
Get in.
796
01:28:29,888 --> 01:28:31,181
No way.
797
01:28:31,348 --> 01:28:32,182
I won't.
798
01:28:32,349 --> 01:28:33,559
It feels good.
799
01:28:33,684 --> 01:28:36,687
I can be seen from any direction.
800
01:28:38,564 --> 01:28:39,523
Get in.
801
01:28:42,026 --> 01:28:43,861
Wow. It feels good.
802
01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:45,279
Told you.
803
01:28:48,240 --> 01:28:49,533
What's with this light?
804
01:28:50,659 --> 01:28:51,952
It just came on.
805
01:29:21,732 --> 01:29:23,150
Say, Mom…
806
01:29:24,234 --> 01:29:26,070
Why are you wearing those?
807
01:29:26,945 --> 01:29:28,238
Because they were there.
808
01:29:29,406 --> 01:29:32,409
I'm sick and tired of this work.
809
01:29:33,869 --> 01:29:35,913
Let's run away tonight.
810
01:29:36,413 --> 01:29:37,581
How?
811
01:29:38,499 --> 01:29:40,834
When he's taking a bath.
812
01:29:41,126 --> 01:29:42,920
It'll work, if he's not around.
813
01:29:51,053 --> 01:29:52,888
There he is.
814
01:29:52,971 --> 01:29:54,348
In the tub.
815
01:29:57,267 --> 01:29:58,268
Mom…
816
01:29:58,685 --> 01:30:01,105
Why is he in a school uniform?
817
01:30:01,438 --> 01:30:02,773
Because he's stupid.
818
01:30:02,940 --> 01:30:04,775
He's so weird.
819
01:30:05,067 --> 01:30:08,112
Don't worry.
We can hit him with firewood.
820
01:30:19,748 --> 01:30:21,291
Put in more firewood.
821
01:30:21,458 --> 01:30:22,459
Cook him.
822
01:30:32,177 --> 01:30:33,137
This is bad.
823
01:30:33,262 --> 01:30:34,138
Run.
824
01:30:34,513 --> 01:30:35,389
Run.
825
01:31:25,522 --> 01:31:26,690
What was that?
826
01:31:27,399 --> 01:31:29,359
The Terminator.
827
01:31:40,245 --> 01:31:42,873
Do you know who I am?
828
01:31:43,081 --> 01:31:45,209
I am Professor Ide.
829
01:31:45,417 --> 01:31:48,045
I am so funny.
830
01:31:48,170 --> 01:31:50,631
What?
Your woman ran off?
831
01:31:51,048 --> 01:31:53,842
So let's go after her.
832
01:31:54,134 --> 01:31:55,886
I have a rocket.
833
01:31:56,637 --> 01:31:57,721
Come this way.
834
01:32:03,936 --> 01:32:05,062
Now, in high spirits!
835
01:32:05,229 --> 01:32:07,189
One, two, three, four.
836
01:32:14,363 --> 01:32:18,408
ROCKET LAUNCH SITE
837
01:32:22,746 --> 01:32:24,373
All halt!
838
01:32:24,498 --> 01:32:25,707
One, two.
839
01:32:26,208 --> 01:32:27,209
Look at it.
840
01:32:27,334 --> 01:32:29,586
It's great. It's great. It's great.
841
01:32:32,047 --> 01:32:34,758
It's going to fly, fly, fly.
842
01:32:35,592 --> 01:32:38,262
10 seconds to launch.
843
01:32:38,428 --> 01:32:40,430
Nine, eight…
844
01:32:40,722 --> 01:32:43,392
Oh, I forgot to close the door.
845
01:32:46,770 --> 01:32:48,230
Once again.
846
01:32:49,022 --> 01:32:50,899
Five seconds to launch.
847
01:32:51,024 --> 01:32:52,943
Four, three,
848
01:32:53,068 --> 01:32:54,611
two, one.
849
01:32:54,736 --> 01:32:55,779
Blast off!
850
01:33:12,588 --> 01:33:16,842
I am an alien from outer space.
851
01:33:20,596 --> 01:33:22,973
Takeshi, remember this?
852
01:33:23,098 --> 01:33:26,810
It's been eight years since KIKUJIRO.
853
01:33:26,977 --> 01:33:29,938
I am an alien from outer space.
854
01:33:31,398 --> 01:33:33,317
Sorry. Once again.
855
01:33:33,442 --> 01:33:35,444
OK. Let's fly.
856
01:33:35,902 --> 01:33:38,989
Three, two, one.
857
01:33:39,239 --> 01:33:41,491
Blast off!
858
01:33:57,591 --> 01:33:59,968
Something fell over there.
859
01:34:00,093 --> 01:34:01,136
What was it?
860
01:34:01,678 --> 01:34:03,805
Who cares what fell?
861
01:34:03,930 --> 01:34:05,515
Why are you wearing my clothes?
862
01:34:07,100 --> 01:34:09,019
You're wearing mine, too.
863
01:34:09,770 --> 01:34:11,813
Couldn't you tell?
864
01:34:12,648 --> 01:34:16,193
Look at you.
You've even got a ribbon on.
865
01:34:35,420 --> 01:34:37,381
I am Professor Ide.
866
01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:41,218
Attempting to escape is futile.
867
01:34:42,886 --> 01:34:43,845
Torpedo.
868
01:34:44,388 --> 01:34:46,139
Fire!
869
01:34:56,191 --> 01:34:59,152
Submerge.
870
01:35:22,175 --> 01:35:24,052
That sign seems to be following us.
871
01:35:24,428 --> 01:35:26,763
DAIKOKU FINANCE
872
01:35:26,888 --> 01:35:28,765
I am Professor Ide.
873
01:35:44,030 --> 01:35:45,073
Hurry, hurry.
874
01:35:45,198 --> 01:35:46,783
Taxi. Taxi.
875
01:36:01,965 --> 01:36:03,592
I am Professor Ide.
876
01:36:05,051 --> 01:36:06,470
Driver, step on it.
877
01:36:07,095 --> 01:36:08,472
To the police station!
878
01:36:09,973 --> 01:36:10,766
Hurry.
879
01:36:10,891 --> 01:36:12,642
To the police station!
880
01:36:16,313 --> 01:36:19,816
We found them.
We're pursuing them now.
881
01:36:19,983 --> 01:36:21,485
Put your mind at ease.
882
01:36:23,987 --> 01:36:25,989
How's it kicking, Kichijoji?
883
01:36:26,114 --> 01:36:27,491
I am kicking.
884
01:36:27,616 --> 01:36:30,494
If we are kicking,
we will catch them soon.
885
01:36:30,702 --> 01:36:32,162
Please enjoy the ride.
886
01:36:32,454 --> 01:36:34,623
Let's do the usual.
Please repeat after me.
887
01:36:34,748 --> 01:36:35,957
Let's kick it!
888
01:36:36,082 --> 01:36:40,837
One, two, three, d-a-a-a-h!
889
01:36:40,962 --> 01:36:42,005
Thank you.
890
01:36:58,605 --> 01:36:59,481
Hurry. Help!
891
01:36:59,606 --> 01:37:01,024
Help!
892
01:37:06,112 --> 01:37:08,990
Now, let's take the field.
893
01:37:12,452 --> 01:37:16,373
Advance!
Kill them all.
894
01:37:17,290 --> 01:37:18,542
What is it?
895
01:37:18,667 --> 01:37:19,501
Over there.
896
01:37:19,626 --> 01:37:20,710
That?
897
01:37:20,877 --> 01:37:23,380
Good boy.
898
01:37:29,886 --> 01:37:30,929
Rocket Punch.
899
01:37:31,304 --> 01:37:33,181
Prepare to attack.
900
01:37:36,893 --> 01:37:37,686
Ready.
901
01:37:39,980 --> 01:37:41,648
Fire!
902
01:37:49,906 --> 01:37:51,199
Don't mind.
903
01:37:56,580 --> 01:37:58,373
It's ready.
904
01:38:13,597 --> 01:38:16,141
That should do it.
905
01:38:16,266 --> 01:38:16,933
LEFT ARM
906
01:38:17,267 --> 01:38:18,059
Ouch.
907
01:38:18,184 --> 01:38:19,227
Ouch.
908
01:38:59,893 --> 01:39:01,519
I want to be with him.
909
01:39:01,645 --> 01:39:02,604
What?
910
01:39:03,605 --> 01:39:05,148
Do you really mean that?
911
01:39:06,483 --> 01:39:07,817
Yes, I do.
912
01:39:14,282 --> 01:39:15,617
It's beautiful.
913
01:39:16,785 --> 01:39:20,622
Maybe, people need a life like this.
914
01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:32,133
A shooting star?
915
01:41:27,582 --> 01:41:29,584
Doctor, how's my brain?
916
01:41:32,295 --> 01:41:33,630
Broken.
917
01:41:43,264 --> 01:41:47,268
Beat Takeshi
918
01:41:48,770 --> 01:41:52,774
Tohru EMORI
919
01:41:53,775 --> 01:41:57,779
Kayoko KISHIMOTO
920
01:42:01,616 --> 01:42:05,620
Anne SUZUKI
921
01:42:06,996 --> 01:42:11,000
Kazuko YOSHIYUKI
922
01:42:12,418 --> 01:42:16,464
Narrator:
Masatoh IBU
923
01:44:04,197 --> 01:44:08,201
Subtitles:
Jeanette AMANO, Richard LORMAND
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