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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,978 I have one more for you to try. 2 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:43,002 Gimme, gimme! 3 00:01:44,038 --> 00:01:46,783 Did you hear thigh gaps are out? 4 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:48,885 Everything these days is big booty that 5 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:49,986 and high protein this. 6 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:51,588 But like honestly, 7 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,690 I can't help it if I'm genetically predisposed 8 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:55,992 to that heroin chic aesthetic. 9 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:57,551 Well, what do you think? 10 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,397 Do you think my followers will love it? 11 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:01,565 Definitely. 12 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:02,599 What about Cyrus? 13 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:03,900 Will he love it? 14 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:05,969 Oh, won't be able to keep his hands off you. 15 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:11,065 Especially if you pair it with this. 16 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:13,743 Oh, please. That'll get yanked off in like two seconds. 17 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,612 - Oh. - What can I say? 18 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,747 He's... Kinky. 19 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:18,771 Oh! 20 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,351 I dunno. 21 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:24,054 Cyrus doesn't really think silver is a good color on me. 22 00:02:24,078 --> 00:02:25,288 He said that? 23 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:28,015 He has a very particular vision for me. 24 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:32,486 Oh my God, my skin is so dry. 25 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:36,133 I look like a dehydrated piece of fruit. 26 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:38,869 You know, Daizy, you should really surround yourself 27 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:40,770 with people who make you feel good. 28 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:42,305 What do you mean? 29 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:44,541 I just wouldn't want you to be with someone who makes- 30 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:47,110 Hey, that is the love of my life you're talking about. 31 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:48,445 You don't even know him. 32 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:51,148 So, just because your boyfriend's Mr. Perfect 33 00:02:51,172 --> 00:02:53,274 doesn't mean you need to look down on mine. 34 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:56,387 I know- 35 00:02:56,411 --> 00:02:57,787 Olivia! 36 00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:59,413 Coming! Sorry. 37 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,126 What's up? 38 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:04,694 - Is everything all right? - Yep. 39 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,563 She's just finishing up. 40 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:07,831 Good. 41 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:10,767 Well, just remember, we are here to smile, nod, 42 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:13,403 stroke their ego and never under any circumstances, 43 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,472 offer opinions on their personal lives. 44 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:17,674 Is it a bad thing to get to know the clients? 45 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,042 Of course not. 46 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,178 You can get to know their bra size, 47 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:23,246 waistline, that sort of thing. 48 00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:24,748 If she wants someone to talk to, 49 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:27,284 she can talk to one of our 3 million followers, right? 50 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:29,452 Okay. Sorry. 51 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:31,388 There we go. 52 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:34,391 Now go see if she wants the matching shoes as well. 53 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,293 Actually, while I have you here, I've been really- 54 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,227 Later. 55 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:37,962 Okay, but later- 56 00:03:37,986 --> 00:03:42,656 Really, later. 57 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:47,671 โ™ช From a kingdom 58 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:50,774 โ™ช From a kingdom 59 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:52,342 โ™ช From a kingdom 60 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,744 I'm sorry about earlier. It's none of my business. 61 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,238 Don't worry about it. Thanks for having my back. 62 00:03:58,372 --> 00:03:59,983 How's school by the way? 63 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:01,451 Mm. Yeah. 64 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:03,019 It's going. 65 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,621 That bad? 66 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:07,324 Double major in fashion design and business. 67 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,426 Working at this place 30 hours a week on top of it. 68 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,828 It's a lot. 69 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:15,155 You just have to trust that the universe has your back. 70 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,071 Melissa? 71 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,172 Yeah? 72 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:23,596 Would now be a good time to chat? 73 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:26,032 Sure. 74 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,213 So I know that you're leaving soon and I've- 75 00:04:30,237 --> 00:04:33,250 15 years I've been prostrating myself at the feet 76 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:35,986 of Hollywood's elite, measuring the in-seams 77 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,954 of sex predators and whatnot. 78 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:39,913 About time I made my big break. 79 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:43,917 Costume designer for the new Glass Studios film. 80 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,020 Who would've thought? 81 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:49,332 Right, well, I know that the store manager position 82 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:50,834 will be open once you leave. 83 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:52,869 And I was really hoping we could revisit our conversation- 84 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,237 Our conversation? 85 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:57,307 Our conversation about my future here. 86 00:04:57,331 --> 00:04:59,042 We talked about this. 87 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:01,011 I wanna be a personal stylist one day. 88 00:05:01,035 --> 00:05:03,446 That's part of why I took this job. 89 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,048 You even said that you gave me the number 90 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:06,483 for Zendaya's stylist. 91 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:07,507 Did I? 92 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:09,410 That was nice of me. 93 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:12,189 Well- 94 00:05:12,213 --> 00:05:13,981 Let me stop you. 95 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:19,353 I've decided to go with an outside hire for my replacement. 96 00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:23,222 What? 97 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:27,704 I have a favor to pay back. Long story. 98 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:30,497 But of course you can keep the job that you have now. 99 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:36,746 Could I still get that stylist number? 100 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:39,139 That was really more of a theoretical thing. 101 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:41,942 But I'm still rooting for you, girl. 102 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:44,645 Now lock up when you're done. Yeah? 103 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:18,411 Fuck it. 104 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:25,862 Hi, guys. 105 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,397 Hey, hey. 106 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:28,832 I've never done this before 107 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:30,667 and I'm probably gonna hate that I did this later, 108 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:32,936 but it's been one of those fucking days. 109 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:36,139 You know, let me just break it down for a sec. Okay? 110 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:37,640 I have been working at this boutique 111 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:39,676 for the last four years, 112 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,678 all through college nights and weekends. 113 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:46,049 And today I... It just feels like I'm not being valued. 114 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,118 Four months, my boss led me to believe 115 00:06:48,142 --> 00:06:49,986 that I was gonna be promoted, you know? 116 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,355 And then today she just yanked it away. 117 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:55,358 I mean, I was counting on this promotion for my future. 118 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:56,382 And now what? 119 00:06:57,484 --> 00:07:00,630 Wow, honestly, guys, I'm loving the support here, 120 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:02,232 but y'all gotta sit this one out, okay? 121 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:04,901 Please do not harass my boss or anything like that. 122 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:05,836 Okay? 123 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:08,204 Anyway, it just feels defeating 124 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:10,607 when you realize that hard work isn't enough. 125 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,942 You know, like most people want to hold you back. 126 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,244 It's like they're scared of you 127 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:15,545 getting a seat at the table or something. 128 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:18,815 And there are just so many unspoken rules. 129 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,518 You have to be confident, but not arrogant, 130 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,219 passionate, but practical. 131 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,612 It's exhausting. And... 132 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:27,924 Okay. Wow. 133 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,026 It's honestly really so comforting to see 134 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,319 that so many of you guys can relate to this. 135 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,564 And here I am bitching 136 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,433 and all you guys care about is my makeup routine? 137 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:40,336 For those wondering, I'm wearing VXV makeup. I'm... 138 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,838 Yeah, I mean, I'm not sponsored by them, 139 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,540 but yeah, I'll give 'em a shout out. 140 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:47,677 Anyway, thank you guys, everyone, thank you for listening. 141 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:50,637 This was weird, but kind of a vibe. 142 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:05,395 So basically my thesis has kind of evolved 143 00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:08,331 into this meta commentary about my thesis. 144 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:10,767 Like the irony of writing about ethical consumption 145 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,669 when the university you attend 146 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:16,706 has the same carbon footprint as the fucking Kardashians. 147 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:20,643 I love it when you talk conscious consumerism to me, babe. 148 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:25,315 Hmm? Just wait until I get into corporate accountability. 149 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:26,816 Talk about sexy. 150 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,610 Oh, be still my beating heart. 151 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:34,924 Yeah. You don't think I'm a fraud though, do you? 152 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,693 Literally, the only new clothing 153 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,962 I've ever seen you purchase is underwear. 154 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:41,030 And you're writing your essay on a typewriter 155 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:41,866 that's older than you. 156 00:08:41,890 --> 00:08:43,132 You are good. 157 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,934 And we just won't talk about the fact 158 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:49,263 that I've been using ChatGPT for therapy for the past month. 159 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:51,542 Maybe I need to be doing that 160 00:08:51,566 --> 00:08:54,034 instead of going rogue on live. 161 00:08:58,238 --> 00:08:59,649 What? 162 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:02,285 I know, it was super cringe. 163 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:04,487 No, what are you talking about? 164 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:05,511 Did you see it? 165 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,458 I haven't been on social media for a few days. 166 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:13,329 Oh, well, basically there was a lot of monologuing 167 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:15,532 for all of the world to see. 168 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:16,799 The gist of it is, 169 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,892 I'm not getting the store manager position. 170 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,339 Ah, I am so sorry, Olivia. You deserve better. 171 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:24,841 But if there's one thing I know about you, 172 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:26,976 it's that you're resilient, right? 173 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,611 I thought so. 174 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:30,580 But I don't know, Gabe, what if... 175 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,205 What if this is a sign? 176 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,417 I should have just listened to my Mom 177 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:37,654 and pursued something more practical. 178 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:38,988 Look, just because your mom 179 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:41,624 is the Internet's favorite pop psychologist, 180 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:42,959 it doesn't mean you need to listen 181 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,894 to everything she says, okay? 182 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,830 I just don't wanna be 30 struggling to pay my bills 183 00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:49,499 and stuck in a ruthless industry 184 00:09:49,523 --> 00:09:52,326 with one win for every 500 losses. 185 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,494 That's not gonna happen. 186 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,874 Look, Melissa isn't the first person to knock you down. 187 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,342 She's not gonna be the last. 188 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:02,145 But you have more drive, more talent, 189 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:04,681 more, you know, special sauce on a bad day 190 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:07,140 than most people do on a good, okay? 191 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:09,075 I believe in you. 192 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,310 I love you. 193 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,047 I love you, too. 194 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,345 You two lovebirds gonna come inside 195 00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:38,281 or stand here and fuck in my doorway? 196 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,750 I thought this was our doorway. 197 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:41,774 Oh, please, bro. 198 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,253 You spent almost every single night at Liv's place 199 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,579 for the past two months. 200 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,415 It's my damn doorway. 201 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,120 My Lord. 202 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,366 Dude, I can never tell 203 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:57,967 if you're actually making fun of me or not. 204 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:01,261 Nah, man. I think it's cool being a good citizen, shit. 205 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,307 Although, I distinctly remember you 206 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,508 going through an unholy amount 207 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,043 of single use tissues freshman year. 208 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,311 I had allergies. 209 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,679 Right. Right. 210 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,481 Allergies. 211 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:12,505 Me too. Yeah. 212 00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:16,419 So it must be nice over there though, right? 213 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:17,253 Over where? 214 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,088 At Liv's! 215 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,389 Right. 216 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:20,990 I mean, I promise not to take it personally 217 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,125 that you heartlessly abandoned me 218 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,993 like two months before graduation. 219 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,729 I abandon your horrendous shower singing 220 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:29,022 and your canned tuna fixation. 221 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,367 Yeah, I'm a slut for omega-3s. 222 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,260 You know this. 223 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,605 I'm fucking with you, bro. 224 00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:36,440 I'm fucking with you. 225 00:11:36,464 --> 00:11:37,507 I know, I know. 226 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,308 I knew that. You're sensitive. 227 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,567 Okay. Yep. 228 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:43,880 You can keep that. 229 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,907 Fuck, I hate Melissa. I hate that bitch. 230 00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:52,955 So normally I'm against hexes, 231 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:55,391 but I can make an exception in Melissa's case. 232 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:58,094 Do not hex her. 233 00:11:58,118 --> 00:11:59,962 Fine. What's her star sign? 234 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,330 Is she a Gemini? 235 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:04,133 Bet she's a Gemini. That two-faced cuntbag. 236 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,636 Okay, I appreciate all this, but let's just, 237 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:09,172 let's just not talk about Melissa anymore. 238 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,473 I get my mind off it. 239 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,975 Oh, what should we do for our post grad trip? 240 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:16,112 John will not shut up about this Amalfi Coast pitch. 241 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,547 John won't shut up about what? 242 00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:18,915 I don't know... Fucking shit. 243 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,739 Oh, we're talking about how bougie you are. 244 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,752 Because I think a seaside villa 245 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:25,154 and a bottle of Furore Bianco would be sick as fuck? 246 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,989 By the way, Olivia is just as bougie, 247 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:28,091 she just tones down around Gabe. 248 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,460 - Oh, does she? - No, I don't. 249 00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:33,062 The world is a mess. And I need my creature comforts. 250 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,331 And Gabe knows that. 251 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:39,402 "Oh my Gabe knows it doesn't even-" 252 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,204 Which is why I can't even convince her 253 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,172 to do a few days in Joshua Tree. 254 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,941 - Nope. - But I mean, personally, 255 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,542 I think we should all get out 256 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,245 and, you know, connect with nature. 257 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,814 Okay, Greta Thunberg. 258 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:54,016 Okay, you seriously don't expect me 259 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,752 to go camping, babe, do you? 260 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,086 Like be for real, 261 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,621 I am not spending my summer graduation trip 262 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,624 somewhere without WiFi or an indoor plumbing system. 263 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:02,992 You sure? 264 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,627 I'm telling you, shitting in a hole in the ground 265 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:05,852 is way cooler than it sounds. 266 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,336 โ™ช On top, on top, on top now 267 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,605 โ™ช My team shut it down to we clock out โ™ช 268 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,640 โ™ช Mm-Hm, hustlers to the front now โ™ช 269 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,809 โ™ช If you ain't no damn, would you know now โ™ช 270 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,811 โ™ช On top, on top, on top now 271 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,946 โ™ช On top, on top, on top now 272 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,048 โ™ช If you ain't no damn, would you know now โ™ช 273 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,151 โ™ช My team shut it down to clock out โ™ช 274 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,286 โ™ช Old dog, new tricks and the new pound โ™ช 275 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,255 โ™ช Old boss, new crib with a new lounge โ™ช 276 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,457 โ™ช All source, new drip with a new style โ™ช 277 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,526 โ™ช All risk clocked out, it's a new round โ™ช 278 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,528 โ™ช Two sides of the coin for the same fee โ™ช 279 00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,630 โ™ช My side look better than the movie โ™ช 280 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,832 โ™ช Old school, new school with the same dream โ™ช 281 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,700 โ™ช Shout up to the top of the new swim โ™ช 282 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,370 โ™ช Oh, I don't get along with your old rules โ™ช 283 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,505 โ™ช Rather find me a new dream 284 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,574 โ™ช We know that you're old news 285 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,709 โ™ช Every season a new team 286 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,845 โ™ช I got me a new move 287 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,914 โ™ช I got me a new name 288 00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,649 โ™ช On top of 289 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,317 โ™ช Close shop with 290 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,486 โ™ช On top, on top, on top now 291 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:07,914 โ™ช My team shut it down to clock out โ™ช 292 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:13,062 So for this, I would probably just take what resonates 293 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,231 and just leave the rest behind. 294 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,533 Because not everything's gonna make sense. 295 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:18,601 Do we? 296 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:19,936 Really? 297 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,127 - Yes. - Okay. 298 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:28,835 So first think of an intention. 299 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:33,907 Maybe you want to get some clarity on a situation 300 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:40,480 or a desire to learn something deeper about yourself. 301 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:44,727 Ready? 302 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:45,751 Yep. 303 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,460 What is it? 304 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,062 Nothing. 305 00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,308 Doesn't seem like nothing. 306 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:02,378 No, really, it's nothing. I think it's my fault. 307 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,614 I must have exhausted my energy as a reader or something. 308 00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:06,206 It kind of muddies the result. 309 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,086 Maybe King's Cup? 310 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,411 - Fly by me. - Okay. 311 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,877 Oh, you're in a good mood. 312 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,358 Oh, that's so cool. 313 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,559 That is super cool! 314 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,895 Oh, I can't breathe. 315 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,730 Whatcha trying to do? You trying to kill me? 316 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:55,565 Trying to kill me? 317 00:15:55,589 --> 00:15:57,066 โ™ช All eyes on me 318 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,868 โ™ช All eyes on me 319 00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:00,536 โ™ช Your fantasy 320 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,505 โ™ช So plain to see 321 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,407 โ™ช All eyes on me 322 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:07,677 โ™ช All eyes on me 323 00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:10,770 So now I'm using VXV lip gloss. 324 00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,707 You just put it on just like that. 325 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,109 Kissable lips. 326 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:19,221 And now your makeup is perfect. 327 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,323 โ™ช All eyes on me 328 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,124 โ™ช I am the star 329 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:25,218 โ™ช You're just a fan 330 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,165 The first thing I do in the morning 331 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,299 is go on my morning jog. 332 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,234 Gotta keep those muscles in. 333 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,235 And then I ate some boiled eggs 334 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,937 because you know, we lower our extra protein, 335 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,707 and then I'll do an LED mask just to keep the skin firm. 336 00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:41,267 And then... Oh my God! 337 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,280 โ™ช I am the star 338 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,339 โ™ช You're just a fan 339 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,721 This outfit is really cute. 340 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:54,290 I got it from this really cute shop. 341 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,558 I'm so bad at this. 342 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:56,582 Just... 343 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:58,852 Okay. Great. 344 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,231 Great. Just gonna keep falling. 345 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,800 Baby, this is not for me, this whole info... 346 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:05,825 Okay. Okay. 347 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,106 โ™ช All eyes on me 348 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,641 โ™ช Want to spark your jealousy 349 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,610 โ™ช All eyes on me 350 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,312 โ™ช All eyes on me 351 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,080 โ™ช Your fantasy 352 00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:19,915 โ™ช So plain to see 353 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,817 โ™ช All eyes on me 354 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,619 โ™ช All eyes on me 355 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,454 โ™ช I own the show 356 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,323 โ™ช I stole the scene 357 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,158 โ™ช All eyes on me 358 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:32,685 โ™ช All eyes on me 359 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,141 I didn't know you guys were that close. 360 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,134 I think she saw my little breakdown and felt bad for me. 361 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,646 Yeah, or she's trying to keep tabs on you 362 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,306 to make sure you don't get more popular than her. 363 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,419 Like that'll ever happen. 364 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:59,355 But it's really cute that you think that! 365 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:04,417 Oh my goodness. Are these your real pajamas? 366 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,118 Of course, they are. 367 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,188 There's someone's ad. 368 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,108 Oh my God! 369 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,633 Oh my goodness. 370 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,186 Hi, Mom. 371 00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:31,845 Hey, baby. Sorry I'm late. 372 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,492 Your silent judging is incredibly loud. 373 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:51,340 I'm just thinking that influencing isn't a real career. 374 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,209 It's extremely unstable. 375 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,435 Tastes and trends change all the time. 376 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,014 Don't you think you're being a little hypocritical? 377 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,038 How so? 378 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,176 You monetized your following? 379 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:07,289 That's different. I'm not an influencer. 380 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,824 I'm a successful spokesperson 381 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,594 for a very successful self-care app. 382 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,996 And yes, in the process I managed to reach 383 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:17,533 an elevated social media standing. 384 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,802 So elevated, you can't even be bothered 385 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,294 to follow your own daughter. 386 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,629 Excuse me. 387 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,499 Nothing. Nothing. 388 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,983 Baby, I don't follow anyone. 389 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,876 I'm merely just a conduit for the brand's content. 390 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,622 Okay. 391 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,981 Well, what about the assistant wardrobe designer gig? 392 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,918 A wardrobe assistant? 393 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,496 Well, that's just a job that you have now, 394 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,088 except on a studio lot. 395 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:51,657 Am I wrong? 396 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,961 I literally don't know what else I can say here. 397 00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:59,599 Baby, I am just hard on you because I love you. 398 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:03,035 I know. 399 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,583 How's Gabe? 400 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,175 Don't ask if you don't care. 401 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:21,597 What's the weirdest product freebie you've gotten so far? 402 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:23,132 Nothing too weird. 403 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:25,501 Although the toner I'm using from Phebe Skincare 404 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,036 smells like death. 405 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,672 But it's great for tightening my pores, so. 406 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:30,973 Wait, is that the one 407 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,399 with like traces of horse placenta in it? 408 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:35,768 - What the fuck? - Ew! 409 00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:40,440 I'm telling you right now, influencer culture is broken. 410 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,018 Didn't guys hear about that one influencer 411 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,454 a couple years ago who was like walking around, 412 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,224 promoting this weight loss drink and it contains cyanide? 413 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,291 No. 414 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:50,893 Well, it happened. 415 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,094 So I'm gonna inform you guys because Liv's in the industry 416 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,162 and I don't like it. 417 00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:54,463 It's kind of scary. 418 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,332 He doesn't know what he's talking about. 419 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,324 Gabe, bro, back me up here. 420 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,538 I mean, sure, there are no... 421 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,106 There's some some ethical concerns, 422 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:08,568 but, I think, overall it's a good thing. 423 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,214 Yeah? What? 424 00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:14,774 Well, I mean, influencers are pivotal 425 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:19,488 in like raising awareness for social justice issues. 426 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:20,856 And I think there's a lot of education 427 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,358 and skill sharing going around too. 428 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,060 Oh yeah. Education, skill sharing, yeah, yeah, yeah. 429 00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:26,562 I think you're just pissed that Liv's can be making 430 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,063 10 times more than you'll ever make. 431 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,865 And 50 times more than you'll ever make. 432 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,667 Wait to steal my job... Okay, all right. 433 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,102 Let's just change the subject. 434 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,627 Fine, fine. Happily. 435 00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:37,273 Where do we land on getting day drunk on Positano? 436 00:21:37,297 --> 00:21:39,208 Oh my gosh. We are not doing that again. 437 00:21:39,232 --> 00:21:40,776 It'd be awesome. 438 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,911 No, bro, we either find a more reasonable location 439 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:46,005 or you're gonna be sipping on champagne by yourself. 440 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:49,475 All by myself? 441 00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:54,723 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 442 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:55,991 Guys, we're going together. 443 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,293 It's a senior trip and I'm telling you, 444 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,261 you're gonna change your minds in a second. 445 00:21:58,285 --> 00:21:59,495 Just look at this place. 446 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,330 I'm telling you, you will love this place. 447 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:02,865 Hi, guys. It's me, Daizy. 448 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:03,800 Oh wait, hold up a sec. 449 00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:05,534 My friend @oliviatate- 450 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,958 Oh, Liv, that famous influencer chick is shouting you out. 451 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:09,104 No way! 452 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,939 Smooth on my skin. 453 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,275 On the bottle it says, if it starts to tingle, 454 00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:15,201 it should work. 455 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,905 And I'm really feeling it tingle right now. 456 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,383 I'm starting to spot, everyone! 457 00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:22,584 - Oh my God. - What's going on? 458 00:22:22,608 --> 00:22:23,719 What the heck is in this?! 459 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:24,720 - Oh my God. - What the hell is this? 460 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,422 - Oh my God! - Jesus Christ. 461 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,457 Oh my God! 462 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:29,692 Oh my God, my face! 463 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,327 Oh my God! 464 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:32,652 What the fuck is that? 465 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:35,064 Oh my God. Oh my God! 466 00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:36,155 I'm gonna vomit. 467 00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:42,228 Holy shit. 468 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:35,858 Trust me, I don't enjoy this, 469 00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:39,161 but all this attention on you on that awful brand, 470 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:42,030 I mean, it's too much of a liability for the store. 471 00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:44,233 Melissa, it's a misunderstanding. 472 00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:45,667 It just all spiraled out of control. 473 00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:48,170 I didn't actually do anything wrong. 474 00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:50,105 I sympathize. I do. 475 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:54,467 But it is what it is. I have to let you go. 476 00:23:57,303 --> 00:23:59,081 And the wardrobe assistant position? 477 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,649 I can't be flirting with cancel culture 478 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:03,719 during this crucial transition in my career. 479 00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:04,911 You understand. 480 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:10,092 No. No, I very much do not understand. 481 00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:12,227 This is the second time you've pulled this shit. 482 00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:13,929 You can't just make people promises 483 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,731 and then take them away like that. 484 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:19,368 You're by far the most opportunistic, self-serving, 485 00:24:19,392 --> 00:24:22,438 patronizing, outta touch woman I have ever met. 486 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:23,496 Get fucked! 487 00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:27,667 Wow. There's no need to be angry. 488 00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:31,737 Everything's ruined, isn't it? 489 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,818 Like I'm totally screwed. 490 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,143 It will blow over. 491 00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:41,857 But I agree, it's so unfair. Like galactically unfair. 492 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:43,292 Especially since Daizy's gained 493 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:44,726 like half a million followers since the incident. 494 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,118 It's so fucked. 495 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,630 Are you kidding me? 496 00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,056 Everybody loves a victim. 497 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,162 Gabe! Gabe! 498 00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:33,475 What about glamping? 499 00:25:33,499 --> 00:25:35,444 Jesus Christ, where did you come from? 500 00:25:35,468 --> 00:25:39,381 Glamping! It's the best of both worlds. 501 00:25:39,405 --> 00:25:41,617 You can still do your nature campy stuff 502 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:43,986 and I can still sit in my bubble bath. 503 00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:45,254 Plus, I really think 504 00:25:45,278 --> 00:25:46,922 that we should do a weekend getaway now. 505 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:49,348 Who says that we need to wait until graduation? 506 00:25:50,616 --> 00:25:53,686 I need this. Just until everything blows over. 507 00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:56,889 Please? 508 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:13,706 Who's ready to go glamping? 509 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:20,556 Seriously though, thank you guys so much for coming with me. 510 00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:23,058 I just really needed to get away from the chaos. 511 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,726 Well, luckily you're a mutable sign, 512 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,295 which means that you can adapt well 513 00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:29,298 and even thrive during periods of instability. 514 00:26:29,322 --> 00:26:31,633 I think people who use the stars 515 00:26:31,657 --> 00:26:34,369 to explain their behavior are stupid. 516 00:26:34,393 --> 00:26:36,972 But not as stupid as Liv's hat. Why would he wear that? 517 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,497 Stop the car! 518 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,611 What the hell is this? 519 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:43,779 Did anyone else just see that? 520 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:44,870 See what? 521 00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:58,694 Well, that's not creepy at all. 522 00:26:58,718 --> 00:26:59,986 This has to be a sign. 523 00:27:01,887 --> 00:27:03,389 What do you think it means? 524 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:05,323 I'm not sure. 525 00:27:06,525 --> 00:27:08,003 I mean, there's, there's plenty of historical cases 526 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:11,139 where these dolls act like protectors warning off harm, 527 00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:13,241 but it's also equally likely 528 00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:15,167 that they're really, really bad. 529 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:19,414 What do you mean? Like they're cursed? 530 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:21,016 Maybe. 531 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,150 Since we don't know why they're here, 532 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:23,654 I don't think we should mess with it. 533 00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:26,221 I don't feel good about this. 534 00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:29,024 Everyone, chill! Okay? 535 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:30,325 Probably just a bunch of teenagers 536 00:27:30,349 --> 00:27:31,994 trying to recreate the Blair Witch Project. 537 00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:33,395 I mean, I don't know, 538 00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:35,539 I don't want anyone, you know, feeling uncomfortable. 539 00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:38,066 You guys are kidding, right? 540 00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:39,935 You guys seriously aren't afraid of a bunch of teenagers 541 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:41,203 who think they're hot shit 542 00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:42,270 'cause they could tie a bunch of twigs together? 543 00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:43,939 Why are you pushing this? 544 00:27:43,963 --> 00:27:46,241 You didn't even wanna come, Mr. Amalfi Coast. 545 00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:47,976 Yeah, you're right. 546 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,678 I came for Liv, 'cause she's our best friend. 547 00:27:49,702 --> 00:27:51,570 She's going through some shit and... 548 00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:55,541 I don't know, it just means a lot to her. 549 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:00,622 I just don't like when people blow things outta proportion 550 00:28:00,646 --> 00:28:02,457 for no reason, you know? 551 00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:05,494 Just take a fucking Xanax and do some box breathing. 552 00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:06,662 It'll be okay. 553 00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:08,764 Do you know about box breathing? 554 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,866 I've been to therapy just like everyone else. 555 00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:12,300 Okay, well, I'm cleansing the place 556 00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:13,735 the second we get there. 557 00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:15,094 All right, fair enough. 558 00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:18,173 So, what'd you go to therapy for? 559 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,709 I had to learn how to cope 560 00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:22,144 with having a massive dick. 561 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:22,978 Shut up. 562 00:28:23,002 --> 00:28:24,002 What? 563 00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:29,875 Oh my God. Look at this! 564 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:33,588 It's so much bigger than in the picture. 565 00:28:33,612 --> 00:28:36,792 Oh my. That's what he said. Ooh! 566 00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:39,461 Sorry, had to. Absolutely had to. 567 00:28:39,485 --> 00:28:40,929 So the pictures of your dick are really small? 568 00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:42,088 Oh my... No. 569 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:44,133 Maybe, sometimes, it comes in the angle. 570 00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:45,191 I'm so excited! 571 00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:49,095 Yeah, baby! 572 00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:51,840 Yay. 573 00:28:51,864 --> 00:28:54,376 Oh yeah, let's go! 574 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,711 Look at this. 575 00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:56,735 Yay! 576 00:28:57,536 --> 00:28:58,714 - I'm so excited. - Oh my gosh. 577 00:28:58,738 --> 00:28:59,839 Let's go, baby. 578 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,840 Alright, let's go. How about the bags, buddy? 579 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:06,455 Oh wow. 580 00:29:06,479 --> 00:29:08,056 This is great. This is great. 581 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,984 Nice! This place is sick. 582 00:29:13,953 --> 00:29:15,497 Let's go! 583 00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:16,898 Yay. 584 00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:20,202 Oh, I call the king bed. I call the king. 585 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:21,269 The vibes are off. 586 00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:23,138 Oh, Jesus! Now what? 587 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:25,807 I'm sensing, negative energy. It's oppressive. 588 00:29:25,831 --> 00:29:28,076 It's one of the most beloved rentals on the site. 589 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,611 Highly rated. 590 00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:30,936 Yeah. I don't know. 591 00:29:32,037 --> 00:29:34,106 Oh my God, this is so sweet. 592 00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:36,718 Okay, I'm just letting everybody know, 593 00:29:36,742 --> 00:29:38,620 I don't think I'm gonna go back with you guys. 594 00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:39,955 Yay. 595 00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:41,823 Jesus Christ. 596 00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:44,326 Oh my God, Syd, you love the drama. 597 00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:45,985 Alright, that should be good. 598 00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:49,931 Okay, I really hope this helps. 599 00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:51,666 I'm gonna go head outside really quick. 600 00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:52,801 Oh my God. You gotta be kidding me. 601 00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:53,969 Just let her. 602 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,170 Ow! 603 00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:56,004 Ow! 604 00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:57,028 Dude, you... 605 00:29:58,864 --> 00:30:00,075 You know what? 606 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:01,343 Screw it. I don't care what she says. 607 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:02,644 The vibes are money. 608 00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:03,613 - Yay! - Woo! 609 00:30:03,637 --> 00:30:04,870 Money. 610 00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:57,233 Boom. 611 00:30:57,257 --> 00:30:58,233 How? 612 00:30:58,257 --> 00:30:59,101 I'm just good. 613 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,125 I got one good hand. 614 00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:02,961 All right. We deal. 615 00:31:03,896 --> 00:31:04,906 What happened? 616 00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:05,841 There was a dead rat. 617 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:06,865 Ew. 618 00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,468 Glad to see you made it out alive. 619 00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:14,683 Man, sage makes me so horny. 620 00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:16,918 Ew. 621 00:31:16,942 --> 00:31:18,954 Well, if we're all done with the creepy voodoo shit, 622 00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:21,280 can we please get this party fucking started? 623 00:31:22,715 --> 00:31:24,183 Welcome shots, anyone? Huh? 624 00:31:26,852 --> 00:31:28,063 - Yes? - Mm-hm. 625 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,598 I think, yeah. Yeah? 626 00:31:29,622 --> 00:31:31,423 Let's go! Let's go! 627 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:34,193 Oh shit. 628 00:31:35,861 --> 00:31:36,905 No way. 629 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:38,673 It's not a shot glass. 630 00:31:38,697 --> 00:31:40,942 Okay. I don't like this. 631 00:31:40,966 --> 00:31:42,635 Like, I really don't like this. 632 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:46,781 Explain that. Explain how that got there. 633 00:31:46,805 --> 00:31:48,049 We should go home. 634 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:49,484 It's probably just a guest before us 635 00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:51,019 - wanting it on the prank. - Mm-hm. 636 00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,645 And bravo, it worked. 637 00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:55,347 Maybe he's right, Syd. 638 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,929 I just wanna know why you're all so determined 639 00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:03,698 to ignore the warning signs of the spiritual plane. 640 00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:05,166 We're not determined, Syd. 641 00:32:05,190 --> 00:32:08,336 It's just a matter of what's most logical. 642 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,605 Okay, well, I would argue that existence is defined 643 00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:11,706 by more illogical things than logical things. 644 00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:12,974 Can we please not get 645 00:32:12,998 --> 00:32:14,967 into a philosophical debate right now? 646 00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:23,142 If you wanna go, Syd, you can go. 647 00:32:24,343 --> 00:32:25,511 We'll call you a car. 648 00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:29,691 Otherwise, let's step away from the spiritual plane 649 00:32:29,715 --> 00:32:31,617 and come back down the planet Earth. 650 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,186 Come on. It's nice here. 651 00:32:36,822 --> 00:32:37,856 We got tequila. 652 00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:47,876 It's okay, Syd. Tequila. 653 00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:50,378 You know, you wanna stay for tequila. Yeah. 654 00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:51,570 Come on. Tequila. 655 00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:55,450 - Come on, Syd. - Tequila. 656 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:58,119 Hmm. 657 00:32:58,143 --> 00:32:59,143 It looks good. 658 00:33:00,245 --> 00:33:01,245 Come on. 659 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:03,558 Truce. 660 00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:04,582 Tequila. 661 00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:07,219 - Y'all suck. - Yeah? 662 00:33:10,022 --> 00:33:11,022 Yay! 663 00:33:11,957 --> 00:33:12,968 Okay! Thank you, God. 664 00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:14,436 There we go. 665 00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:15,637 Cheers, babies. 666 00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:20,733 Cheers! 667 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,002 Babe, the typewriter? 668 00:33:24,403 --> 00:33:25,914 I thought maybe I'd work on my thesis. 669 00:33:25,938 --> 00:33:28,007 You know, we haven't graduated just yet. 670 00:33:29,575 --> 00:33:32,087 Holy shit, you look gorgeous. 671 00:33:32,111 --> 00:33:33,655 Thanks. 672 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:34,523 Come here. 673 00:33:34,547 --> 00:33:35,857 No, you. 674 00:33:35,881 --> 00:33:36,858 Come here. 675 00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:37,692 Mm-hm. 676 00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:38,526 - No? - No. 677 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:39,495 - No? - Mm-hm. 678 00:33:39,519 --> 00:33:43,022 No? 679 00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:04,652 Do we really have to join 'em? 680 00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:05,987 You know, if it were up to me, 681 00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:08,213 I'd stay in here with you all weekend long. 682 00:34:14,987 --> 00:34:18,023 Yo, get your asses down here! 683 00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:23,104 There's something I need to tell you. 684 00:34:23,128 --> 00:34:26,007 I really, just like, really. 685 00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:27,976 And I dunno how to tell you this. 686 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,202 Oh my God, you just scared me. 687 00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:33,615 Do not tell me that you're mumbling to yourself 688 00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:35,450 right after we saw those dolls. 689 00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:37,919 Yeah. That's a little sus, huh? 690 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:38,943 Little bit. 691 00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:42,314 I was just doing my affirmations. 692 00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:45,427 Can you help me take a pic? 693 00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:46,262 Of course. 694 00:34:46,286 --> 00:34:47,362 Cool. 695 00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:49,455 - You look stunning. - Thanks. 696 00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:54,702 Are you gonna post these? 697 00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:57,672 I was planning on it. Why? 698 00:34:57,696 --> 00:34:59,274 You don't think I should? 699 00:34:59,298 --> 00:35:01,176 I don't know it. 700 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,512 It just might be a little tone deaf after what happened. 701 00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:07,215 I don't know what else to do, Syd. 702 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,685 I lost my reputation, half my followers, and the career 703 00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:13,345 that was at my fingertips is just slipping away. 704 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,915 I have to figure out a way to keep people engaged. 705 00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:20,919 Otherwise, I will just be forgotten. 706 00:35:21,887 --> 00:35:24,656 It just doesn't feel like you. 707 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,961 It's a version of me. 708 00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:31,306 And I don't know if I can get 709 00:35:31,330 --> 00:35:32,974 to where I'm going without this part. 710 00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:35,577 But the truth is, nothing gets people's attention 711 00:35:35,601 --> 00:35:37,836 as quickly as a fucking bikini pic. 712 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:41,483 Okay, got it. Sorry. 713 00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:42,450 I did not mean to judge. 714 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:43,284 Thank you. 715 00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:44,308 Do what you gotta do. 716 00:35:46,178 --> 00:35:47,178 Yes! 717 00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:50,381 Yes! 718 00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:52,183 Yes! 719 00:35:55,687 --> 00:35:59,057 And she looks cute. She looks so cute. 720 00:35:59,992 --> 00:36:01,302 Doesn't that bug you? 721 00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:04,339 Everyone drooling over your girlfriend online? 722 00:36:04,363 --> 00:36:05,540 Calling her snack? 723 00:36:05,564 --> 00:36:07,942 It's not really about how I feel. 724 00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:11,270 Plus, I'm not like a jealous person. 725 00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:16,084 Yes! 726 00:36:16,108 --> 00:36:17,218 Oh, your phone. 727 00:36:17,242 --> 00:36:18,242 Oh. 728 00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:21,279 Hello? 729 00:36:23,115 --> 00:36:25,017 Hello? 730 00:36:27,085 --> 00:36:28,353 Is anyone there? 731 00:36:30,289 --> 00:36:31,332 Huh. 732 00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:32,356 Who was that? 733 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,560 No idea. 734 00:36:37,129 --> 00:36:38,129 That's weird. 735 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:54,656 Okay, okay, okay. Truth, truth, truth. 736 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:59,718 Okay, tell us about the time you lost your virginity. 737 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:01,629 Syd! 738 00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:03,355 It's crazy that you haven't told me. 739 00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:08,327 Are we seriously still talking about this? 740 00:37:09,294 --> 00:37:10,271 Like, as a society? 741 00:37:10,295 --> 00:37:11,673 Because I think, 742 00:37:11,697 --> 00:37:14,809 virginity is a social construct designed to shame women 743 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:17,412 and to equate their overall worth with their sexual history. 744 00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:18,646 Tell me I'm wrong. 745 00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:21,115 Dude. Do you ever shut the fuck up? 746 00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:23,785 Honestly, I mean, what? You want a gold star or something? 747 00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:26,988 Okay. So wait, I'm just not supposed to say anything ever? 748 00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:29,557 Because that's exactly how these fucking archaic 749 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:31,125 and harmful beliefs endure. 750 00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:32,594 You know, no one wants to talk about 'em, 751 00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:33,761 even in their closest circle. 752 00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:34,929 Okay, let's just- 753 00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:36,231 Dude, all I'm saying is I don't think 754 00:37:36,255 --> 00:37:38,433 that Syd meant to uphold millennium of misogyny 755 00:37:38,457 --> 00:37:40,335 by asking a friend about the first time she fucked. 756 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:42,270 Okay, chill. Chill both of you. 757 00:37:42,294 --> 00:37:43,404 Let's just chill. 758 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:45,940 It was freshman year, some film bro. 759 00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:48,042 He was really into "Fight Club." 760 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:49,277 Some orange flag. 761 00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:51,212 I thought you said he was in finance. 762 00:37:51,236 --> 00:37:52,313 Did I? 763 00:37:52,337 --> 00:37:53,739 Nope. It was film. 764 00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:56,818 Was it good? 765 00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:58,577 Sorry, not your turn to ask. 766 00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:03,391 Um, truth or dare. 767 00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:04,759 Dare. 768 00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:05,783 Okay. 769 00:38:08,387 --> 00:38:11,556 Ooh, I dare you to go make out with that tree. 770 00:38:13,158 --> 00:38:14,226 Like you mean it. 771 00:38:15,294 --> 00:38:16,105 Easy. 772 00:38:16,129 --> 00:38:17,338 What? 773 00:38:17,362 --> 00:38:19,007 Like you mean it. Like you mean it. 774 00:38:19,031 --> 00:38:20,608 Leave it to me, pal. Leave it to me. 775 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:21,700 Okay, pal. 776 00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:24,846 Woo! 777 00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:26,314 But do your followers actually wanna see this jackass 778 00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:27,715 make out with a tree? 779 00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:29,984 It's for my glamping vlog. 780 00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:32,887 Everyone loves a good cabin in the woods story. 781 00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:34,956 I thought like the whole goal of this trip 782 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,090 was to unplug. 783 00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,358 Technically that was your goal. 784 00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:39,127 I didn't say anything about unplugging. 785 00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:42,397 I just said I needed to get away. So? 786 00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:44,666 Okay, but don't you think it'd be like better 787 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:45,900 if we just detach? 788 00:38:45,924 --> 00:38:48,202 Hello? We're doing this shit or what? 789 00:38:48,226 --> 00:38:49,737 Yeah. Sorry. 790 00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:50,761 Go ahead. 791 00:38:51,596 --> 00:38:53,699 So stupid. 792 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:56,467 John! 793 00:38:57,369 --> 00:38:58,369 No way! 794 00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:01,049 No. No. 795 00:39:01,073 --> 00:39:02,250 Bro, stop. 796 00:39:02,274 --> 00:39:05,253 You're disgusting. Get out. 797 00:39:05,277 --> 00:39:06,945 Oh yeah! 798 00:39:11,216 --> 00:39:12,393 Okay. Okay. 799 00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:13,461 Okay, that's enough, bro. Come on. 800 00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:14,619 I just got started. 801 00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:22,270 Nice, nice, nice. 802 00:39:22,294 --> 00:39:23,294 What can I say? 803 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,774 I like it rough. 804 00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:27,710 Gag. 805 00:39:27,734 --> 00:39:29,744 What? I like it rough. 806 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:30,878 See he have an erect? 807 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:32,302 No, actually that was really hot. 808 00:39:33,271 --> 00:39:34,282 Really? 809 00:39:34,306 --> 00:39:35,640 No. 810 00:39:37,642 --> 00:39:39,211 You so think it was hot. 811 00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:43,224 What?! 812 00:39:43,248 --> 00:39:45,293 What the fuck is wrong with him? 813 00:39:45,317 --> 00:39:46,818 Truth or dare, buddy. 814 00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:50,866 Dare. 815 00:39:50,890 --> 00:39:52,657 Okay. 816 00:39:58,497 --> 00:40:01,876 A dare to call Liv's mom and ask permission to marry her. 817 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,144 What? 818 00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:04,712 And don't gimme a fucking speech about 819 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:07,148 how asking for permission is antiquated and anti-feminist. 820 00:40:07,172 --> 00:40:08,916 - Okay? - Oh, that's a little- 821 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:11,252 Yeah, that seems a little much. Don't you think, John? 822 00:40:11,276 --> 00:40:12,720 Yeah. Pick something else. 823 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,889 What's the matter, Liv? You afraid she'll say no? 824 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,057 Or afraid she'll say yes? 825 00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,392 Oh, shut up. 826 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:18,926 What? 827 00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:21,150 I just don't want the first time that they meet to be 828 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:23,664 - over the phone. - Yep. 829 00:40:23,688 --> 00:40:25,099 You guys have been dating for three years 830 00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:26,768 and he's never met your mom? 831 00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:28,669 You guys practically lived together, for Christ's sake! 832 00:40:28,693 --> 00:40:29,871 She doesn't know that. 833 00:40:29,895 --> 00:40:32,740 Oh my God. 834 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:35,676 Okay, this is just sad now. 835 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:37,211 What's the deal? 836 00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:38,479 Are you like embarrassed by him? Come on, fill me in. 837 00:40:38,503 --> 00:40:40,548 Okay, shut up. Seriously. 838 00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:41,816 You don't have the first fucking clue 839 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,785 of what you're talking about. 840 00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:44,809 Sorry. 841 00:40:46,344 --> 00:40:48,022 Fine. 842 00:40:48,046 --> 00:40:49,290 What? 843 00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:51,049 Oh, I'll do it. I'll call your mom. 844 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:54,352 - For real? - Yeah. Gimme you phone. 845 00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:58,390 Gimme a phone. 846 00:41:05,764 --> 00:41:06,774 Really? 847 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:07,798 Yeah. 848 00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:36,871 Oh shit. What was that? 849 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:38,129 I don't know. 850 00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:42,310 Do you think someone's in the house? 851 00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:43,511 Who the fuck is in the house? 852 00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:44,679 I don't know. 853 00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,238 I'm fucking gonna go check it out. 854 00:41:49,407 --> 00:41:51,176 Wait. No, babe, I'll go with you. 855 00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:54,288 I got it. It's fine. 856 00:41:54,312 --> 00:41:55,857 No, you just said it was nothing. 857 00:41:55,881 --> 00:41:57,825 Come on, it's fine, it's fine. I got it. 858 00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,484 Just come on, let's go. 859 00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:07,969 What the fuck? 860 00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:09,327 Oh my God. 861 00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,114 Now who is that? 862 00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:22,483 Like, what could seriously be so important right now? 863 00:42:22,507 --> 00:42:23,951 What? 864 00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:26,055 Like, is there something you don't want me to see? 865 00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:29,223 No, of course not. 866 00:42:29,247 --> 00:42:30,458 Lemme see it. 867 00:42:30,482 --> 00:42:31,482 Here. 868 00:42:35,954 --> 00:42:39,400 Right? Classic Naomi, huh? 869 00:42:39,424 --> 00:42:40,424 Hmm. 870 00:42:50,936 --> 00:42:52,504 Oh yeah, baby. Woo! 871 00:42:53,805 --> 00:42:55,674 Oh yeah. I can just flip here for sure. 872 00:42:59,411 --> 00:43:00,355 I wanna play a little game I like to call 873 00:43:00,379 --> 00:43:01,389 Make Out With Your Friends. 874 00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:02,257 Ew. 875 00:43:02,281 --> 00:43:03,481 Prude. 876 00:43:05,016 --> 00:43:08,353 Seriously, that didn't freak you out at all? 877 00:43:09,588 --> 00:43:11,022 Nah. They'll check it out. 878 00:43:17,796 --> 00:43:19,197 What the fuck? 879 00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:22,801 Great. It's broken. 880 00:43:24,869 --> 00:43:26,147 What the fuck was that? 881 00:43:26,171 --> 00:43:28,416 You've been staring at them all night long. 882 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,443 If you're like Gabe, let's make him jealous. 883 00:44:34,272 --> 00:44:37,184 It was just a bluff, right? 884 00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:38,819 What? 885 00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:39,844 The proposal. 886 00:44:41,646 --> 00:44:44,592 I mean, you wouldn't have actually asked my Mom that. 887 00:44:44,616 --> 00:44:45,616 Would you? 888 00:44:48,486 --> 00:44:50,055 Would you have wanted me to? 889 00:44:53,458 --> 00:44:54,826 I wanna be with you. 890 00:44:56,094 --> 00:44:59,798 I mean, I know we're so young, but you're my person. 891 00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:04,536 You're my person too. 892 00:45:07,772 --> 00:45:09,917 I mean, I guess I was just kind of scared 893 00:45:09,941 --> 00:45:11,452 of my Mom's opinion. 894 00:45:11,476 --> 00:45:13,988 You know, her standards, her expectations. 895 00:45:14,012 --> 00:45:15,556 They followed me around my whole life. 896 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:18,726 And I just don't want any of that noise to come between us. 897 00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:20,251 Well, then don't let it. 898 00:45:21,486 --> 00:45:24,165 You know, we're together because it makes us happy. 899 00:45:24,189 --> 00:45:26,591 And that's exactly what I would've told her on the phone. 900 00:46:15,707 --> 00:46:19,911 I guess, John was right. Must have been the wind. 901 00:46:21,679 --> 00:46:23,791 The breeze from this room knocked over a vase 902 00:46:23,815 --> 00:46:25,493 in the living room? 903 00:46:25,517 --> 00:46:26,761 Well, I don't know. 904 00:46:26,785 --> 00:46:28,820 We just checked the whole house, didn't we? 905 00:46:44,402 --> 00:46:46,538 What the what fuck? 906 00:46:48,273 --> 00:46:50,317 No more drinks for you. 907 00:46:50,341 --> 00:46:51,786 Or what? 908 00:46:51,810 --> 00:46:53,487 'Cause she possibly couldn't make out with me 909 00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:54,846 unless she was drunk? 910 00:46:56,381 --> 00:46:58,058 Correct. 911 00:46:58,082 --> 00:47:00,285 Did you guys open a window in the bedroom? 912 00:47:01,619 --> 00:47:02,531 I don't remember. 913 00:47:02,555 --> 00:47:03,822 It's possible, bro. 914 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:08,560 Okay. Well you guys good to move this party inside? 915 00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:11,162 - Yeah. - Fine by me. 916 00:47:14,732 --> 00:47:17,778 Oh my God! 917 00:47:17,802 --> 00:47:21,615 There is nothing like the moment you realize you're drunk. 918 00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:23,150 Okay, well be careful. 919 00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:24,552 I'm not responsible for you just 'cause we swapped spit. 920 00:47:24,576 --> 00:47:29,456 Oh, give me a break. Shots! 921 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:30,615 Oh my God. 922 00:47:32,684 --> 00:47:36,797 Geez, babe. If you want a pair of my panties, just ask. 923 00:47:36,821 --> 00:47:37,856 I didn't do that. 924 00:47:38,756 --> 00:47:39,733 What? 925 00:47:39,757 --> 00:47:42,169 I didn't do that. 926 00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:44,572 Gabe, not matter or anything, 927 00:47:44,596 --> 00:47:47,265 but like, is this some sort of hint? 928 00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:52,146 First off, I wouldn't go through stuff without asking you. 929 00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:55,416 And second of all, I wouldn't use weird 930 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,852 and childish hints to have sex with you, that's kinda- 931 00:47:57,876 --> 00:47:59,854 Okay. I get it. 932 00:47:59,878 --> 00:48:00,878 I'm sorry. 933 00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:06,361 What the? 934 00:48:06,385 --> 00:48:07,895 Oh my God! Oh my God, John! 935 00:48:07,919 --> 00:48:09,864 What the fuck did you just do? 936 00:48:09,888 --> 00:48:11,155 Why would you do that? 937 00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:14,559 What the fuck? 938 00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:16,503 What the hell happened? 939 00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:18,772 Fucking genius here shot the light. 940 00:48:18,796 --> 00:48:20,341 A case is already open. 941 00:48:20,365 --> 00:48:22,009 Wait, what? 942 00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:23,143 Why, you don't believe me? 943 00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:24,511 We should report it. 944 00:48:24,535 --> 00:48:26,146 A gun shouldn't be one of the featured amenities. 945 00:48:26,170 --> 00:48:28,048 Yeah, regardless. It's not a fucking toy. 946 00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:28,984 So put the gun down. 947 00:48:29,008 --> 00:48:30,484 "It's not a fucking toy." 948 00:48:30,508 --> 00:48:32,887 You asshole! We're gonna have to pay for that, you know? 949 00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:34,588 Gabe is right. Let's put the gun down. 950 00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:36,681 You gotta relax. 951 00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:38,993 I'll chip in. 952 00:48:39,017 --> 00:48:41,996 Oh, how very generous of you. 953 00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:43,998 Do you ever stop for one second and realize 954 00:48:44,022 --> 00:48:45,566 how self-centered you are? 955 00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:49,637 Oh, I'm self-centered? Damn. 956 00:48:49,661 --> 00:48:50,671 Look in the mirror, babe. 957 00:48:50,695 --> 00:48:51,939 Watch it. 958 00:48:51,963 --> 00:48:54,842 You are here with your three best friends 959 00:48:54,866 --> 00:48:57,745 who cleared their entire schedules 960 00:48:57,769 --> 00:49:01,339 just to make you feel better about your shitty life. 961 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,218 Syd skipped out on a master's certification course 962 00:49:04,242 --> 00:49:05,243 just to be here. 963 00:49:07,011 --> 00:49:08,011 You know that? 964 00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:12,593 Oh, and Gabe, correct me if I'm wrong, 965 00:49:12,617 --> 00:49:15,062 but I believe that the first chapter of thesis 966 00:49:15,086 --> 00:49:15,997 was due last week. 967 00:49:16,021 --> 00:49:17,231 But you need an extension 968 00:49:17,255 --> 00:49:19,257 just to be Liv's emotional support pillow. 969 00:49:20,525 --> 00:49:23,895 I know these things because I fucking pay attention. 970 00:49:25,229 --> 00:49:27,942 And my face isn't glued to the phone 24-fucking-seven 971 00:49:27,966 --> 00:49:30,477 looking for validation on social media. 972 00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:32,613 I mean, why the fuck does it matter 973 00:49:32,637 --> 00:49:34,305 what people online think of you? 974 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,242 What matters is what your friends think of you. 975 00:49:40,111 --> 00:49:41,379 You know what I think? 976 00:49:43,448 --> 00:49:46,351 I think if anyone here is an asshole, it's you, Liv. 977 00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:49,654 Put the gun down. 978 00:49:50,989 --> 00:49:52,599 - Sure, buddy. - Seriously. 979 00:49:52,623 --> 00:49:53,501 No, too slow. 980 00:49:53,525 --> 00:49:54,835 Gimme the fucking gun. 981 00:49:54,859 --> 00:49:55,903 I'm just fucking around, bro. 982 00:49:55,927 --> 00:49:56,738 I'm fucking around- 983 00:49:56,762 --> 00:49:58,806 Guys, stop. Stop it. 984 00:49:58,830 --> 00:49:59,974 You're gonna hurt each other! Stop it! 985 00:49:59,998 --> 00:50:02,109 Gabe, no! Gabe, stop it! 986 00:50:02,133 --> 00:50:03,133 Gabe! 987 00:50:04,969 --> 00:50:06,313 Oh my God, no! 988 00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:07,338 Gabe, stop! 989 00:50:09,107 --> 00:50:12,276 No! 990 00:50:17,715 --> 00:50:20,618 Everybody just... Everybody just needs to cool off. 991 00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:54,451 Hello? 992 00:51:21,479 --> 00:51:23,448 Jesus Christ, John, give it a break. 993 00:52:01,085 --> 00:52:03,621 Did you really give up the Reiki certification? 994 00:52:08,126 --> 00:52:11,138 I had no idea. I am so sorry. 995 00:52:11,162 --> 00:52:16,234 It's okay. I was happy to come to be with you. 996 00:52:18,169 --> 00:52:19,871 I would do anything for you, Liv. 997 00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:22,472 I know. 998 00:52:28,079 --> 00:52:31,816 Actually I- 999 00:52:33,885 --> 00:52:35,662 - Where's John? - Kitchen. 1000 00:52:35,686 --> 00:52:37,064 Cleaning up. 1001 00:52:37,088 --> 00:52:38,756 We should probably check on him. 1002 00:52:50,067 --> 00:52:53,180 Hey, are you done being psychopathic 1003 00:52:53,204 --> 00:52:54,872 or do you need another minute? 1004 00:52:58,576 --> 00:53:00,053 I'm done. 1005 00:53:00,077 --> 00:53:01,112 Thank God. 1006 00:53:02,246 --> 00:53:04,024 Oh my God! 1007 00:53:04,048 --> 00:53:07,594 I told you, I told you there's something sketch here. 1008 00:53:07,618 --> 00:53:08,795 It's just the light. 1009 00:53:08,819 --> 00:53:09,897 Don't "it's just the light" to me. 1010 00:53:09,921 --> 00:53:11,098 This place is messed up. 1011 00:53:11,122 --> 00:53:12,299 Oh, please. 1012 00:53:12,323 --> 00:53:13,467 The only thing that's messed up here 1013 00:53:13,491 --> 00:53:15,402 is your pathetic infatuation with Gabe. 1014 00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:16,426 What? 1015 00:53:17,728 --> 00:53:19,006 - Oh shit. - What? 1016 00:53:19,030 --> 00:53:20,073 You guys didn't know? 1017 00:53:20,097 --> 00:53:21,566 Stop it. 1018 00:53:23,935 --> 00:53:25,045 Yeah. 1019 00:53:25,069 --> 00:53:26,513 Stop it. 1020 00:53:26,537 --> 00:53:27,814 Sabrina the Teenage Witch over here 1021 00:53:27,838 --> 00:53:29,049 is clearly in love with Gabe, 1022 00:53:29,073 --> 00:53:31,175 trying to make him jealous all night long. 1023 00:53:32,577 --> 00:53:34,288 Won't be surprised if she had a little love potion brew 1024 00:53:34,312 --> 00:53:35,789 in the back too. 1025 00:53:35,813 --> 00:53:36,813 Is that true? 1026 00:53:37,615 --> 00:53:38,983 You like Gabe? 1027 00:53:41,686 --> 00:53:45,032 Well, you could figure this shit out. 1028 00:53:45,056 --> 00:53:47,158 I'm gonna go look for a breaker. 1029 00:53:50,127 --> 00:53:52,930 Well, Syd, I'm... I don't know- 1030 00:53:54,465 --> 00:53:55,800 It's not you. 1031 00:54:12,316 --> 00:54:13,316 Oh shit. 1032 00:54:23,394 --> 00:54:24,629 What the fuck? 1033 00:54:34,472 --> 00:54:35,706 What the fuck? 1034 00:54:53,591 --> 00:54:55,202 Okay. 1035 00:54:55,226 --> 00:55:00,231 Um, it's hard, 'cause like you're the only one 1036 00:55:00,998 --> 00:55:03,877 that really like gets me. 1037 00:55:03,901 --> 00:55:07,948 And it's just really rare to find someone 1038 00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:10,174 that doesn't try to change you. 1039 00:55:15,613 --> 00:55:18,015 I just don't wanna lose you. 1040 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:21,519 And I don't wanna lose you either. 1041 00:55:28,592 --> 00:55:33,664 But I don't feel the same way. I love Gabe. 1042 00:55:34,165 --> 00:55:35,165 I know. 1043 00:55:38,302 --> 00:55:39,302 I know. 1044 00:55:41,572 --> 00:55:45,819 You're my best friend and I think I'm just really scared 1045 00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:48,455 we're gonna drift apart after graduation. 1046 00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:50,057 I know. 1047 00:55:50,081 --> 00:55:52,950 But that is a lot of pressure to put on a friendship, 1048 00:55:54,118 --> 00:55:56,263 to expect things to stay the same forever. 1049 00:55:56,287 --> 00:55:58,298 They won't. It's just how it is. 1050 00:55:58,322 --> 00:56:01,435 But people do change. 1051 00:56:01,459 --> 00:56:02,459 Yeah. 1052 00:56:04,261 --> 00:56:08,308 Well, no matter what we're doing or where we are, 1053 00:56:08,332 --> 00:56:10,143 I'm still gonna call you every Sunday 1054 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:12,279 with your weekly horoscope. 1055 00:56:12,303 --> 00:56:13,804 I couldn't live without it. 1056 00:56:18,943 --> 00:56:20,010 Did you hear that? 1057 00:56:28,052 --> 00:56:29,052 John? 1058 00:56:35,092 --> 00:56:36,092 You here? 1059 00:56:43,501 --> 00:56:44,501 John? 1060 00:56:48,372 --> 00:56:50,150 Fuck! 1061 00:56:50,174 --> 00:56:54,087 Come on, dude. I got you so good! 1062 00:56:54,111 --> 00:56:54,989 Dude. 1063 00:56:55,013 --> 00:56:56,347 Oh, consider a payback. 1064 00:56:58,282 --> 00:56:59,693 You know you're an asshole, right? 1065 00:56:59,717 --> 00:57:02,295 Bro, that was just lying on the ground. 1066 00:57:02,319 --> 00:57:05,332 The owners must be into some kinky shit, huh? 1067 00:57:05,356 --> 00:57:07,667 Why is everything a joke to you? 1068 00:57:07,691 --> 00:57:09,035 I'm just having some fun. 1069 00:57:09,059 --> 00:57:11,905 Okay. So that's what this is about? 1070 00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:15,108 You're just fucking like jealous that I grew the fuck up. 1071 00:57:15,132 --> 00:57:15,942 What is? 1072 00:57:15,966 --> 00:57:16,966 Bro. 1073 00:57:18,736 --> 00:57:19,736 Huh? 1074 00:57:21,205 --> 00:57:22,449 I don't wanna pull this shit out, 1075 00:57:22,473 --> 00:57:24,351 but you were pissing me off more than usual. 1076 00:57:24,375 --> 00:57:27,487 Oh yeah? Pull what out? 1077 00:57:27,511 --> 00:57:30,448 And if anyone should be jealous, it's you. 1078 00:57:32,216 --> 00:57:34,027 Okay. I have no idea what you're talking about. 1079 00:57:34,051 --> 00:57:35,119 You wanna tell me? 1080 00:57:37,822 --> 00:57:39,423 She seriously never told you? 1081 00:57:56,173 --> 00:57:58,809 Me and Liv, we... 1082 00:58:01,846 --> 00:58:02,846 You know. 1083 00:58:04,181 --> 00:58:05,583 I don't believe you. 1084 00:58:08,752 --> 00:58:09,820 But it did happen, 1085 00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:15,793 the freshman year, before you two were together. 1086 00:58:19,597 --> 00:58:21,007 No. 1087 00:58:21,031 --> 00:58:22,976 We tell each other everything. She wouldn't have... 1088 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,611 She would've told me. 1089 00:58:24,635 --> 00:58:27,371 So you did tell her about you being late for your thesis 1090 00:58:28,572 --> 00:58:30,441 or about how stressed you've been, 1091 00:58:32,309 --> 00:58:35,222 or about how you can barely keep your shit together, 1092 00:58:35,246 --> 00:58:36,614 let alone hers? 1093 00:58:40,985 --> 00:58:44,097 All I'm saying is I just don't know 1094 00:58:44,121 --> 00:58:45,990 if you two are right for each other. 1095 00:58:48,158 --> 00:58:49,202 Yeah, well, lucky I'm not looking 1096 00:58:49,226 --> 00:58:50,961 for relationship advice from you. 1097 00:58:52,129 --> 00:58:54,074 So why don't we just get through this weekend, 1098 00:58:54,098 --> 00:58:55,375 then we can stop pretending 1099 00:58:55,399 --> 00:58:57,668 like we still enjoy each other's company, yeah? 1100 00:59:00,304 --> 00:59:01,304 Fine. 1101 00:59:07,444 --> 00:59:08,779 Okay. Whatever. 1102 00:59:17,655 --> 00:59:19,490 Let's look outside. 1103 00:59:32,836 --> 00:59:33,904 Oh fuck, no! 1104 01:00:06,537 --> 01:00:07,747 What's that? Was that John? 1105 01:00:07,771 --> 01:00:09,331 I don't know. He was right behind me. 1106 01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:18,024 Holy shit. Holy shit. 1107 01:00:18,048 --> 01:00:19,025 - John! - It's okay. 1108 01:00:19,049 --> 01:00:21,261 Just breathe. Breathe. 1109 01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:22,796 We need to get into the hospital right now. 1110 01:00:22,820 --> 01:00:24,431 We're all too drunk to drive. 1111 01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:27,100 I can drive, I promise. I stopped drinking a while ago. 1112 01:00:27,124 --> 01:00:30,103 John, we're gonna pull you off this thing. Okay? 1113 01:00:30,127 --> 01:00:31,371 On the count of three. 1114 01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:32,973 Hold it. One- 1115 01:00:32,997 --> 01:00:34,465 Two, three! 1116 01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:44,642 What the fuck? 1117 01:00:46,043 --> 01:00:50,490 What the hell happened in there? Oh my God! 1118 01:00:50,514 --> 01:00:51,815 What the fuck? 1119 01:00:53,183 --> 01:00:54,752 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 1120 01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:58,431 What do we do? What do we do? 1121 01:00:58,455 --> 01:00:59,455 Take him inside. 1122 01:01:02,393 --> 01:01:03,594 Put him on the couch. 1123 01:01:06,463 --> 01:01:08,208 Okay, someone, call 911. My phone fell in the hot tub. 1124 01:01:08,232 --> 01:01:09,576 Liv, you call. I didn't bring my phone. 1125 01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:10,944 Why can't you do it? 1126 01:01:10,968 --> 01:01:11,645 I didn't bring my phone. I didn't bring my phone. 1127 01:01:11,669 --> 01:01:12,580 The fuck? 1128 01:01:12,604 --> 01:01:13,980 I told you I wanted to unplug. 1129 01:01:14,004 --> 01:01:16,316 Jesus Christ, Gabe, just say you're gonna unplug 1130 01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:17,717 and then reduce your screen time 1131 01:01:17,741 --> 01:01:19,886 for four hours to three hours, like a normal person! 1132 01:01:19,910 --> 01:01:21,187 Don't actually leave your phone behind! 1133 01:01:21,211 --> 01:01:23,657 You know, that's rich, Olivia. 1134 01:01:23,681 --> 01:01:24,591 Excuse me? 1135 01:01:24,615 --> 01:01:25,559 You are mad at me? 1136 01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:26,826 What are you talking about? 1137 01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:28,128 I know you fucked John freshman year. 1138 01:01:28,152 --> 01:01:29,152 Gabe! 1139 01:01:31,121 --> 01:01:32,565 No, I mean like, were you ever gonna tell me 1140 01:01:32,589 --> 01:01:34,067 what the fuck else don't I know about you? 1141 01:01:34,091 --> 01:01:35,702 Okay. I know that you're upset about this right now, 1142 01:01:35,726 --> 01:01:37,370 but do you really think this is the right time- 1143 01:01:37,394 --> 01:01:39,305 Shut the fuck up and call 911! 1144 01:01:39,329 --> 01:01:41,041 Where's my phone? What the fuck? 1145 01:01:41,065 --> 01:01:43,243 You don't have it? 1146 01:01:43,267 --> 01:01:44,778 Okay. Seriously, guys, this is not funny. 1147 01:01:44,802 --> 01:01:46,346 Where is my phone? 1148 01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:47,514 How would we know? When was the last time you had it? 1149 01:01:47,538 --> 01:01:49,482 I don't know. I don't know. 1150 01:01:49,506 --> 01:01:51,351 Wait, when my Mom texted? No, no, no, no, no. 1151 01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:52,886 I had it before that. 1152 01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:53,910 I... I don't know. 1153 01:01:54,878 --> 01:01:56,156 Maybe he took it. 1154 01:01:56,180 --> 01:01:57,657 Why the fuck would he take your phone? 1155 01:01:57,681 --> 01:01:59,192 You heard him. 1156 01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:00,427 You heard him earlier with that high and mighty speech. 1157 01:02:00,451 --> 01:02:02,395 He's probably trying to teach me a lesson. 1158 01:02:02,419 --> 01:02:03,897 Where is it, John? Where is it? 1159 01:02:03,921 --> 01:02:05,189 Stop! He doesn't know! 1160 01:02:06,824 --> 01:02:09,235 Let's use his. Check his pockets. 1161 01:02:09,259 --> 01:02:10,603 Come on... It's not here. 1162 01:02:10,627 --> 01:02:12,629 John, John, I need your phone, man. Come on. 1163 01:02:14,565 --> 01:02:17,243 Fuck! I'm gonna look for a landline. 1164 01:02:17,267 --> 01:02:18,178 Seriously? 1165 01:02:18,202 --> 01:02:19,202 And you never know. 1166 01:02:41,825 --> 01:02:43,002 What is that? 1167 01:02:43,026 --> 01:02:45,305 Just looking for something useful. 1168 01:02:45,329 --> 01:02:46,396 Fuck. 1169 01:03:42,519 --> 01:03:44,154 Oh fuck. 1170 01:03:47,491 --> 01:03:48,892 What the fuck? 1171 01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:53,773 Holy shit! 1172 01:03:53,797 --> 01:03:54,832 What the fuck is- 1173 01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:04,317 - Fuck! - John! 1174 01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:05,341 No! John! 1175 01:04:06,109 --> 01:04:07,120 - Fuck. - John! 1176 01:04:07,144 --> 01:04:09,413 Oh my God, what the fuck?! 1177 01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:15,252 - Gabe! Gabe! - Fuck! 1178 01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:25,705 You're fine, you're fine, you're fine. 1179 01:04:25,729 --> 01:04:30,734 You're okay. 1180 01:04:35,839 --> 01:04:36,839 I'm sorry. 1181 01:06:13,804 --> 01:06:15,205 No, no! Oh no! 1182 01:07:00,884 --> 01:07:02,386 Oh my God, Syd! 1183 01:07:22,706 --> 01:07:23,706 Syd! 1184 01:07:26,476 --> 01:07:27,476 Syd! 1185 01:07:28,178 --> 01:07:29,679 Oh no! I'm sorry! 1186 01:07:42,926 --> 01:07:45,162 I'm sorry, Syd. I'm sorry. 1187 01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:00,043 Don't come any closer. 1188 01:08:06,183 --> 01:08:08,585 I am in charge now, not you. 1189 01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:16,436 Take her body back to the cabin. 1190 01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:18,662 We need to get our story straight. 1191 01:08:38,115 --> 01:08:42,853 What part about no one gets hurt did you not understand? 1192 01:08:44,588 --> 01:08:46,356 This is fucking insane. 1193 01:08:47,390 --> 01:08:51,537 We had a plan: A simple home invasion. 1194 01:08:51,561 --> 01:08:55,308 You break in, you rough me up a little bit and you get out. 1195 01:08:55,332 --> 01:08:57,610 I post about it. My friends corroborate. 1196 01:08:57,634 --> 01:09:00,804 People feel sorry for me and I get my followers back. 1197 01:09:02,005 --> 01:09:03,983 That was what we fucking agreed on. 1198 01:09:04,007 --> 01:09:05,976 That's what I fucking paid you for. 1199 01:09:12,349 --> 01:09:14,017 What are you doing? 1200 01:09:23,093 --> 01:09:26,296 I'm assuming this is who you are talking about. 1201 01:09:40,443 --> 01:09:43,180 This is what you were paying him to do, right? 1202 01:10:59,422 --> 01:11:00,666 Hello? 1203 01:11:00,690 --> 01:11:01,602 Is everyone there yet? 1204 01:11:01,626 --> 01:11:02,935 Say hello if the answer is yes, 1205 01:11:02,959 --> 01:11:05,171 say who is this if we're waiting on anyone else. 1206 01:11:05,195 --> 01:11:09,842 Hello. 1207 01:11:09,866 --> 01:11:14,938 Bye, Olivia. I'll see you soon. 1208 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:41,197 It's what you hired him to do, right? 1209 01:11:44,434 --> 01:11:47,404 Well, if he's dead... Who are you? 1210 01:12:01,851 --> 01:12:03,286 My name is Cyrus. 1211 01:12:05,255 --> 01:12:08,391 Cyrus? Do I know you? 1212 01:12:09,893 --> 01:12:11,394 Cyrus... Cyrus... 1213 01:12:13,897 --> 01:12:18,335 Is Cyrus as in Daizy's boyfriend? 1214 01:12:20,603 --> 01:12:25,675 You ruined her life. 1215 01:12:26,910 --> 01:12:28,587 I am so, so sorry about what happened to Daizy, 1216 01:12:28,611 --> 01:12:30,747 but it was not my fault. 1217 01:12:32,649 --> 01:12:34,084 She's a monster. 1218 01:12:36,319 --> 01:12:38,664 I can't even look at her. 1219 01:12:38,688 --> 01:12:41,867 You killed my friends over this?! 1220 01:12:41,891 --> 01:12:43,993 You gonna kill me over this? 1221 01:12:46,963 --> 01:12:52,035 I need you to suffer like she suffered. 1222 01:12:52,802 --> 01:12:57,083 Like I am suffering. 1223 01:12:57,107 --> 01:12:58,908 How did you find me? 1224 01:13:07,917 --> 01:13:12,989 You made it so easy tagging your location. 1225 01:14:05,275 --> 01:14:06,275 Oh! No! 1226 01:14:07,544 --> 01:14:08,845 Fuck! 1227 01:14:10,313 --> 01:14:11,313 Wait! No! 1228 01:14:15,351 --> 01:14:16,351 Please! 1229 01:14:18,054 --> 01:14:21,958 Stop. 1230 01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:48,718 Gabe! You're alive. 1231 01:14:52,155 --> 01:14:54,791 No, don't, don't, don't touch me. Don't touch me. 1232 01:14:56,593 --> 01:14:57,994 I thought you were dead. 1233 01:15:01,898 --> 01:15:03,108 Don't look at me like that. 1234 01:15:03,132 --> 01:15:04,910 No, tell me it's not true, Olivia. 1235 01:15:04,934 --> 01:15:06,312 Tell me none of it's true. 1236 01:15:06,336 --> 01:15:08,714 You hired some random fucking stranger 1237 01:15:08,738 --> 01:15:12,117 to terrorize us so you could get attention on social media? 1238 01:15:12,141 --> 01:15:13,686 It's more complicated than that. 1239 01:15:13,710 --> 01:15:16,021 No, it's not. Syd and John are dead. 1240 01:15:16,045 --> 01:15:18,324 They're not dead because of what I did. 1241 01:15:18,348 --> 01:15:19,558 They're dead because that man 1242 01:15:19,582 --> 01:15:21,160 is a psychopathic killer out for revenge. 1243 01:15:21,184 --> 01:15:23,262 You fucking brought us here. 1244 01:15:23,286 --> 01:15:24,730 You fucking brought us here 1245 01:15:24,754 --> 01:15:26,832 'cause your stupid little fucking plan. 1246 01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:29,259 It was never supposed to be like this. 1247 01:15:31,928 --> 01:15:33,639 I feel like I don't know you like at all. 1248 01:15:33,663 --> 01:15:36,242 I feel like I've never fucking known you. 1249 01:15:36,266 --> 01:15:38,744 Gabe, please. I love you. 1250 01:15:38,768 --> 01:15:41,480 No, if you love someone, you don't trick them 1251 01:15:41,504 --> 01:15:44,683 and scheme and fucking put their life at risk. 1252 01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,352 Olivia, you know, you also don't, 1253 01:15:46,376 --> 01:15:48,153 you don't hide secrets from them for years and years. 1254 01:15:48,177 --> 01:15:49,455 Gabe! 1255 01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:51,156 You're the only girl I've ever been with 1256 01:15:51,180 --> 01:15:54,059 to find out your first time was with one of my best friends 1257 01:15:54,083 --> 01:15:55,327 and you never told me? 1258 01:15:55,351 --> 01:15:57,229 Like five hours ago you went on about 1259 01:15:57,253 --> 01:15:59,389 how virginity is a social construct. 1260 01:16:00,290 --> 01:16:01,291 So which is it? 1261 01:16:02,425 --> 01:16:04,537 Are you the hip progressive boyfriend 1262 01:16:04,561 --> 01:16:05,971 or the jealous possessive one? 1263 01:16:05,995 --> 01:16:07,907 Neither, because we're fucking done, Olivia. 1264 01:16:07,931 --> 01:16:09,675 Just wait a minute, okay? We can talk about it. 1265 01:16:09,699 --> 01:16:12,044 There's nothing to talk about. What's there to talk about? 1266 01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,145 There's nothing to fucking talk about. 1267 01:16:13,169 --> 01:16:14,513 Gabe. 1268 01:16:14,537 --> 01:16:15,748 Listen. Gabe, listen. 1269 01:16:15,772 --> 01:16:17,440 Okay, Gabe, just- 1270 01:16:21,044 --> 01:16:22,421 Are you crazy? 1271 01:16:22,445 --> 01:16:25,214 Wait, please, Gabe, just wait. 1272 01:16:26,516 --> 01:16:28,627 You can't go. Please listen! 1273 01:16:28,651 --> 01:16:30,930 Fuck, Gabe, I'm sorry. 1274 01:16:30,954 --> 01:16:32,965 I am so, so sorry. Okay? 1275 01:16:32,989 --> 01:16:35,367 I know how this looks, but we can work through this, okay? 1276 01:16:35,391 --> 01:16:36,802 We can get through this. 1277 01:16:36,826 --> 01:16:40,139 No one has to know what actually happened here. 1278 01:16:40,163 --> 01:16:42,098 This could be good for both of us. 1279 01:16:44,734 --> 01:16:48,938 You need fucking help, Olivia. You need help. 1280 01:16:49,906 --> 01:16:51,350 A lot of fucking help. 1281 01:16:51,374 --> 01:16:53,852 Please wait, Gabe. Please- 1282 01:16:53,876 --> 01:16:55,478 Put it down. Put it down. 1283 01:16:56,579 --> 01:16:58,424 Fucking put it... Please, don't leave me. 1284 01:16:58,448 --> 01:16:59,758 - Give it, Liv. - No! 1285 01:16:59,782 --> 01:17:00,782 Give it- 1286 01:17:06,656 --> 01:17:11,604 Fuck! 1287 01:17:11,628 --> 01:17:14,297 Please don't hurt me! Please! 1288 01:18:06,949 --> 01:18:07,949 Hi. 1289 01:18:09,285 --> 01:18:11,287 I am really scared right now. 1290 01:18:13,489 --> 01:18:15,692 All of my friends are dead. 1291 01:18:18,728 --> 01:18:21,106 We came up here for a weekend glamping trip 1292 01:18:21,130 --> 01:18:24,801 and someone broke in and he started tormenting us. 1293 01:18:25,935 --> 01:18:27,570 And he killed them. 1294 01:18:28,905 --> 01:18:31,074 And I didn't know if I was gonna make it out alive. 1295 01:18:32,241 --> 01:18:35,011 I'm really scared right now. Please send help. 89316

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